Jerma Streams - Hitman 3 (Part 3 Finale)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

6:20 Hitman 3 1:13:03 Brb Ends

[@sspencerspencer817]

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[@sspencerspencer817]

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[@sspencerspencer817]

Hi

[@stevengoodman9009]

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[@stevengoodman9009]

@@sspencerspencer817 ggguyygyy fun tyygu

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

I kid you not. Whenever I do a Jerma autoplay sleep night I always wake up to this stream.

[@ConnorEverything1997]

me too i wake up to the tooth brushing song and it reminds me to brush my teeth

[@redanglerfish]

“I’m Diana’s son” I almost died at that part

[@FreezingStorm]

please dont laugh at mr Kojimas writing, he worked really hard on this plot

[@liviousgameplay1755]

"No I'm not" *triggers explosion* "I killed everybody, and her whole family" I like how we corrects himself like it was an okay conclusion to make.

[@ArchmageOfAnarchy]

I love how he feels beholden to this debt that only exists as long as he thinks it does.

[@sanguillotine]

Well, it’s kinda like how money is only worth as much as we think it’s worth.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Not anymore

[@Oliepolie]

​@@sanguillotine everyone always says that, and every person who does still uses money its worth as much as its worth, simple as

[@noThankyou-g5c]

he’s genuinely cracked at improv and it makes the stream so good. he knows to always run with a good a bit.

[@StankFrengus]

@@Oliepolie no its a piece of paper. Everyone simply believes that its worth something. If it were simply worth what its worth then the dollar wouldn't fluctuate so heavily

[@ihatenwo]

3:28:10 Says 'i dont wanna do this anymoe' Continues to GRIND people while laughing

[@RoachCatJr]

3:28:24 is a better timestamp

[@EmperorSigismund]

I think Jeremy should see a doctor. It took him over 16 minutes just to succesfully stand still and listen to someone speak for 30 seconds without smashing a bottle of red wine over someones head. That's worse than the time he couldn't finish a childrens puzzle in under 15 minutes.

[@skeletoninyourbody9896]

I mean we all know he has adhd and it's pretty accurate how it goes for us who have it 🤷 he's having fun, why is that such an issue

[@MostlyJoJoMemes]

@@skeletoninyourbody9896 I think it's just a joke bro 🤨

[@--46200]

That's even worse than the time he lost to pinwheel

[@StankFrengus]

@@skeletoninyourbody9896 ugh

[@6A5T08WDIa]

@@skeletoninyourbody9896 ugh

[@someguy3795]

imagine if he had used the jerma laugh track for the squishing part

[@koboldengineering7687]

It played in his psychopath brain

[@RobotEthanMars]

2:12:33 He really shot her 27 frames after the objective to not kill her was removed.

[@RobotEthanMars]

And of course Jerma is the most oblivious man on the planet, and doesn't notice the objective change.

[@themigtyboosh]

I’m legitimately so relieved he cancelled that deal in the first few minutes of playing. That would’ve been so boring to watch him play like that the entire stream, just let the dude play lol.

[@marcusrose6620]

who in the hell cares about "the mission"

[@Gameguy90]

9:45 for reference Also, whoever drew up that image must not have watched the previous Jerma Hitman streams. There's no world where I would ever see him doing that for real.

[@dentoncustoms]

Straight up. It would have sucked.

[@greasey8695]

@@Gameguy90 Bet the artist was absolutely fuming when Jerm kept being Jerm.

[@terezi4real]

yes another 3 hours of getting shot and getting 0 stars sooooo unique and fun sooooo cool

[@lavadad2629]

Coming back to this and hearing him say meat grinder before the Meat Grinder Bit was a thing....chilling

[@VendrusleSacvi]

Thank you for the tooth brush teeth song i will play this clip everytime I brush my teeth

[@cman8995]

Can't wait for the next stream where Jerma gets peer-pressured by chat into killing a real people in an IRL stream.

[@suckassmork2972]

Chat: do it, it'll be 985,000 off the debt.

[@BloodWraith777]

53:22 Wrong target 54:03 Comedy "Naked Gun Route" of events happens whether you like it or not. This game has some good glitches. 1:02:43 Jack Lalanne would like to introduce this jumbo sized juicer. 3:27:53 3:36:39 Pulped

[@levy6587]

Jerma fulfilled his fantasy of grinding people up in a meat grinder

[@heids7427]

Was looking for this comment

[@gonzo_o_o]

That grinder/crusher bit was one of the most fucked up things that Jerma has ever done LMAO

[@henrg]

It was clear very early on that there was little to no comedic value AT ALL but he just pushed right through

[@Tadders]

@@henrg he's good at pushing through a bad take, very skilled entertainer

[@liviousgameplay1755]

and when the autoplay started right when he crushed a bunch of them (3:37:08) like it was a cameo from skeletor and he looked so scared at first. :D That was so random I just died !

[@ryanm.8720]

And this is coming from a man who cheated on a clone of himself by dating another clone in a fatsuit.

[@JacobKinsley]

meat grinder foreshadowing

[@imperialguard451]

“whats the worst that can happen?” *grabs live grenade*

[@lCYU81]

1:38:50 for Jerma Laugh Track

[@peachposting]

2:38:38 is such a great reveal

[@eyemotif]

9:27 what an essay

[@BexTheBoo388]

Why does everyone call him psycho when he nearly cried over a hitman npc begging for their life 3:34:41

[@rampageblizzard]

That was a really emotional moment wow

[@domscards]

That winery mission was hilarious. I was playing with family and we were dying.

[@MDPToaster]

1:39:00 best bit of 2021 already.

[@emiliofernandez7117]

Boston man kills

[@jamesforrest9837]

Boston man

[@IIIllllIIIIlllll]

Boston Strangler

[@Iron_Vito]

fallout 4 in a nutshell

[@zopplinc818]

for my reference: 2:20:15

[@g4man41]

What? Alright that was - - okay

[@zopplinc818]

@@g4man41 I was just remembering where I stopped watching so I could resume later from the same time

[@g4man41]

Zopplinc I was quoting Jerma from the time stamp you referenced. I actually found this to be the funniest part of the stream for some reason.

[@zopplinc818]

@@g4man41 oh crap, my bad dude haha. Completely forgot about this Michael Jackson moment

[@isismorehead4479]

I love how he saves every step he takes even thought nothing happened

[@doifhg]

I joined thia stream as he was piling corpses into a grinder and figured that was all I needed to know

[@someguywithbagels5907]

How bad is your sewage leak?

[@doifhg]

Not small

[@Hazelnutz3]

3:27:00 "hydraulic press them" OMG NOOO

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

Jerma's chat becoming more and more toxic ever stream. I miss the old times.

[@yoquierotacobell4413]

redditors in chat lol, they really only have 5 jokes to make

[@bosselotiscanon]

blame the people from r/okbr specifically, same shit around this time last year but with giant enemy spider. they'll fuck off soon enough when they realize these streams aren't the memes the streamer's face just happens to be used in. bunch of 12 year olds.

[@yourdailydoseofomid3026]

It's what always happens when a fanbase expands, for every like 100 normal people that join Jerma's fanbase 1 dickhead joins.

[@bosselotiscanon]

@@yourdailydoseofomid3026 depends where they're coming from too, bump that up to like 5 dickheads since it's reddit

[@Drongobee]

The debt shit is getting pretty fuckin tiring at this point too

[@skrunklebunkle]

1:03:59 meat grinder oh no

[@liviousgameplay1755]

*Providence members may be eliminated.* Jerma: I'm about to end this whole career.

[@verminstyx]

“does this count?” “ok does it start yet” jerm BE YOURSELF 😭

[@gronkus4443]

I've heard that this game has really good pig physics

[@VV01F_]

The Seinfeld theme crusher bit literally made me instantly bend over laughing at work. That's so damn messed up 🤣🤣🤣

[@moldyskittle]

Lol there is a device to stop moving the neck. A HAANS device. For racing. 43:00

[@LayerInfinity]

I have a love hate relationship with these streams

[@zzeroara9511]

i do too. on one hand i enjoy them for the comedy, but on the other...PLEASE DO ANYTHING EVEN 12% RIGHT, JERMA

[@kinnikuboneman]

I'm so glad the debt isn't a thing anymore

[@alexthompson484]

2:09:16 COLLATERAL

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I don’t think he has ever understood more than 3 sentences worth of a story in any given video game

[@mfindley08]

You all can call Jerma psychotic all you want, but chat is clearly the dark passenger pushing Agent Schpee to the breaking point.

[@sanguillotine]

Greg Vortiezeven is one of my favorite hitman characters, honestly

[@lolmaomgoml]

2:35:55 just remembering my slot

[@magmivire]

Why does he not just distance himself from bodies? I feel like going insane every time I watch him drag one from safety to an area with people.

[@_slashes]

His ADHD gets to him and he starts freaking out, hence he's always like "I cant do that. They'll see it!" even when no-ones around but 1 guy. Its so infuriating but hey, the hell do I know?

[@imperialguard451]

worse when its an area that not only has no people, but WILL NEVER have people. like in the bathrooms or under stairs where npcs dont go unless you make them. and he drags the body out into the places with people just,,,, whY

[@magmivire]

@@imperialguard451 Hey shouldn't you be preventing crimes instead of giving tips on committing them?

[@cliffordnutting1470]

Video game.

[@magmivire]

@@cliffordnutting1470 Yeah

[@DemAsians]

3:36:37 Serial Killer

[@cinnamonsakura1418]

Ngl, he nailed that Elmo laugh in the beginning of the stream

[@xx1norm1xx]

56:17 its still happening 3 years later... I wanted to play it myself after watching him play it so i downloaded it on xbox and got the same disconnects... Truly unbelievable, why make an online DRM game when your online service is so damn bad?

[@themigtyboosh]

God I wanna know what was in those doors that were locked from the other side on the train.

[@themulletwhisperer2821]

This gameplay inspired me to buy this game just so I could play it the right way

[@JohnRed]

Ban links

[@fghgh9110]

1:02:50 Meat grinder moment

[@funguy398]

Why singleplayer game is require Internet connection?

[@_slashes]

Cuz if scores where always offline, and lets say your a level 50 in that game, it has to update its files when you go online and it'll take a really long time calculating how much you got, so when its Online theres no waste in time and it immediately is updated

[@TrogDH]

@@_slashes Lmfao no, it's because IOI wants to make it as hard as possible to pirate their game, even if that means fucking over every person who bought it by having unstable servers or internet connections. Literally every other single player game in the world can release update just fine without having to be online at all times

[@_slashes]

@@TrogDH Both sound correct

[@maxbramadat4887]

i lose my shit every time he's trying to throw the bottles on the table and just lazers one of the guests in the face

[@KytusGame]

the fact jerma cant just walk by someone without killing them shows how psychopathic he tends to be

[@sacb0y]

All he has to do, is walk away from the body, but he just can't do it. He has to kill everyone who saw. Everything would be easier if he just didn't have a need to get rid of all witnesses. He just stands there and guards the body for some fucking reason XD

[@anobliviousschizophrenic2274]

My youtube crashed when he said 1:48:12

[@enbybunny9940]

“waNNA see maGic trick?” *crashes your youtube*

[@StankFrengus]

2:16:23 jerma predicts covid

[@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys]

this stream was january 2021.... covid had been around for 9 months

[@StankFrengus]

@@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys no hate but that's the joke

[@nutella7644]

@@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys i just woke up and i really thought the real middle aged American singer Joey Fatone replied for some reason

[@StankFrengus]

@@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys I loved you in impractical jokers

[@RoachCatJr]

@@joeyfatonefrombackstreetboys someone putting their shirt over their mouth for 3 seconds doesn't mean they predicted covid.

[@auroranoeleckelberg3170]

3:39:16

[@DETECTIVESPACEMAN09]

all things considered, Hitman is a weird ass game. really highlights the base level depravity of humans.

[@FranciumBoron]

*_HEY, PSYCHO! YOU’LL DIE IF YOU DON’T GIVE UP THE SHOTGUUU--_*

[@When_Youre_Strange]

3:32:35

[@When_Youre_Strange]

1:39:15

[@Ragahnsiir]

God, I love Jerma, but the debt shit has been going on for too long, what an annoyance

[@moldyskittle]

.... you know it’s probably gonna be all year right?

[@nopenope6034]

The debt arc feels like it boils down to chat wasting Jerma's time while the other half of it bitches at him.

[@moldyskittle]

@@nopenope6034 yeah. I liked it at first as a vehicle for hijinks and goofs but instead chat makes asinine requests that aren’t remotely fun. Major bummer.

[@mirkoruhl9324]

I only like the catboy part of the debt arc, the rest it's just leftover

[@cliffordnutting1470]

Yep

[@f3z087]

Why did chat want Jerma to have *one* comedy save in the beginning? They were pretty much asking for a boring stream.

[@azmosam4572]

1:25:02 I've been wondering this the whole stream and its funny as fuck. Boomer gamer needs to check what key hes pressing lmfaooo

[@mothyena]

Of course Jeremy “if I chop you up in a meat grinder” Elbertson tries to put everyone in the level into the grinder

[@JosefinaQB]

he really tried to lure a man into being squished, what a psycho, somebody stop this man

[@Tadders]

No more Jerma facecam for games. He doesn't like it, so please stop asking for it. It seems like it makes him uncomfortable. Just stop, please. We love Jerma.

[@TheDsRequiem]

Hes an actor lol

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

55:46 best part

[@enbybunny9940]

What are you a psycho?

[@charliebarkin100]

2:50:53 *among us* Edit: set it at wrong time

[@level102magikarp]

I can't believe Hitman has a story other than "eliminate the target in a wacky way"

[@parallelalpha]

I'm gonna put jerma tooth brushing song on a tooth tunes

[@Jb-db5kj]

Jerma on the one mission where you’re allowed to kill everyone suddenly doesn’t want to kill anyone. I want to vaporise 😩

[@lordbeckham1147]

I brushed my teeth to the song and now im terminal

[@vanitymirrorss]

What's really telling how generally unfunny chat is why the hell would the principal of Clown School purpose playing the game like normal? Would clown school WANT wacky violence Jerma??

[@someguywithbagels5907]

Jerma being manipulated by the chat and making the game only about the debt hurt my head.

[@nonconvexprismo]

Had a dream of people commiting war crimes while this was playing only slightly inaccurate

[@goddammiteythan]

jerma commits academic dishonesty live on stream

[@emeraldgreenz]

Does the bad ending “You just wake up on a weird bed?” Did this man pay attention to any part of the story???? 😅

[@N00N01]

Imagine veing diana, youre guy saved ya, pulls out a snipa, and 360 no scopes you XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@madieg]

is he pretending

[@lCYU81]

Disconectman 3

[@batcow7736]

OG PAPER MARIO!!!

[@Andy-413]

"You have to show your face cam to prove it's not prerecorded" a real big brained person speaking there, huh? SMH.

[@yamo96]

it really baffles me how incredibly bad he is at this game

[@cliffordnutting1470]

Damn ur an epic #gamer

[@Smoothieman7]

Teeth brushing song for worst Jerma song of the year

[@ShuckleII]

It's a terrible feeling when an amazing game that talks about corruption designs the art of hyper evil characters to look exactly like one of your deranged parents. Like, please nuke asap thanks.

[@isleep2348]

THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS??!!!

[@siguchan7485]

mind wipe. 1979.

[@нико-р2х]

SHITMAN 3

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

I fell asleep watching this and dreamed about someone not shutting the fuck up

[@gayleecoolbert5842]

squad

[@SGR403]

Who else wasn't surprised he couldn't go through with the deal?

[@coatguy2990]

jirma

[@leon-zt7wu]

i love jerma but his problem solving skills dont suit this game at all

[@RamenHa]

Watching him play these make me angry. It's like he doesn't see Edit: He's just that he doesn't commit. If you are going to play wacky just commit

[@s4ty-s4t]

or, get this: just let him play however the fuck he wants without whining about it

[@bazior36]

my sleeping ass just gave you over 24 hours of watch time. Don t get why the algorithm brings me here when I don't watch Jerma at all

[@asare240]

hes legit the worst hitman player ive ever seen, and its hilarious.

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

Cutscenes are so trash lmao.

[@enbybunny9940]

Ah so you are a psycho

[@andreasvogel4163]

idk man. him starting to use facecam kinda ruined his streams for me. it sucks alot of the things i enjoyed most out of it.

[@RESIST_DIGITAL_ID_UK]

Plot twist: what if the game is intentionally buggy as hell so that every time you’re forced to restart it shoves the fact that their team is composed of various genders and ethnicities down your throat for free brownie points.

[@ShoobiArt]

Political andy on a jerma stream vod. Very cringe

[@Lawnmower737]

@@ShoobiArt Can we stop calling them ‘vods’ it’s just videos. No where else uses that word, plus this is KZbin not Twitch.

[@ShoobiArt]

@@Lawnmower737 it’s a term reserved for full length stream replays ya dingus

[@scrittle]

@@Lawnmower737 That's what they are. This channel is a repository for Twitch vods ripped from Twitch. Calling it a "KZbin video" would be disingenuous, highlights and edits however *are* KZbin videos

[@netsaosa4973]

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