Jerma Streams - Hitman 3

[@JermaStreamArchive]

12:11 Hitman 3 3:11:53 Brb Ends

[@Corninthesky]

Efficient streamer!

[@jaredsdad8361]

Hhrtng

[@AliasConradColdwood]

1:39:18 - "It was the butler! We're good, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine! Oh shit, it was-- some other worker or something , I don't know." And then, the game crashes. Hitman can't handle Jerma's mind-boggling style.

[@Nobody_important9]

Game went: Jesus Christ it's Jerma Bourne

[@lilguy7491]

You're like the 23th or 24th to last person I'd expect to see here.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

It’s like if Mr. Bean and Agent 47 combined. Shenanigans except also bizarrely efficient murdering

[@Dalek59862]

​@@lilguy7491twenty-thirth?

[@lilguy7491]

@@Dalek59862 Sorry I meant the 21rd.

[@OmegaSword4]

We all like to meme about Jerma’s looks, but his hair has never been so genuinely villainous as it was this stream

[@Ok-mp2qd]

I was watching the stream up until 1:34:08 because after he said the car disguise joke and made the noise, my computer crashed and restarted itself and didnt work for like 20 minutes

[@jeremytitus9519]

Probably Jerma's fault somehow.

[@Ok-mp2qd]

@@jeremytitus9519 Yup!

[@Ok-mp2qd]

thing is I have a semi high end pc, so i dont even know how it happened, that was the first pc crash ive had on any pc for years,

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Ok-mp2qd That's got Jerma written all over it. He's such a BASTARD.

[@ghostlude]

jerma might be a technopath

[@YangBalanceYin]

Showing up to his 4 hour, once a week shift in a robe... Worst employee ever.

[@vulrect8176]

DERANGED streamer throws apples, bags of sugar and cigarettes at random people, keeps interrupting a man who's talking on his phone about dying and kills ravers with a shovel

[@ItsDSP]

For profit.

[@nou1178]

Jerma's mom, unlike Jeremy, actually knows how to use a oven. How sweet though!

[@yiff]

Jokes aside she makes some amazing stuff. This and the shoe are actually really really cool.

[@gregtronica3569]

"a oven"

[@poghand]

jermom

[@alaraplatt8104]

DONT make fun of him the oven scares him

[@nou1178]

@@gregtronica3569 Oh no, I made a error!

[@cucumbersniff51]

1:39:54 "Another worker or something" *shoots* "Target Eliminated" *computer turns off*

[@TheUnoriginalOtaku]

It’s reassuring to know that Jerma can only hide in cabinets. Saves me a lot of time when checking my house before bed.

[@Pigpugborj]

I don’t know, I think you should check your oven just in case. Of course we all know how Jerma is afraid of ovens, and that why he hides there, it’s where you least expect it! Really though, Jerma got my cousin with that technique, so watch out!

[@Oodems]

Jerma has the problem solving skills of a toddler

[@oliveprocessor3068]

Even a toddler learns from their mistakes

[@ahousecatwhohasacellphone]

43:12 god...... the way the axe hit him sounded like the 'bonk' sound effect

[@ahousecatwhohasacellphone]

2:30:45 m....m.... megan? megan thee stallion??

[@bonedmordh5320]

@@ahousecatwhohasacellphone Wow this comment is awesome

[@bonedmordh5320]

@bosniagamer75 Yeah especially yours bro

[@bonedmordh5320]

Haha thanks

[@caioza]

jerma: "im so bad at this" jerma 5 minutes earlier: *waiting for the target to turn off the lockdown while killing the other one with apples*

[@Hikarixhikarixhikari]

I have two cats and a dog, when I buy things they don't end up liking I always donate them to animal organizations and shelters!! They love that kind thing and its super helpful. Some of the places I've volunteered at still use the cat beds I gave to them. (This is in response to Otto's $200 bed, bc I relate to that dumb shit).

[@nk-xt5he]

very sweet

[@crimsonlanceman7882]

u re good son real god, maybe even the best

[@aniyilator]

@@crimsonlanceman7882 the best around

[@JacobKinsley]

I just put down a shitton of catnip and they like it after a few weeks

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Seems a bit harsh to put give your pet up to a shelter just cause they didnt like what you bought them

[@galacsinhajto]

Dad robes and mobster hair, let's goo

[@estrogenizedbird9161]

The sopranos

[@Joe-ib3dy]

@@estrogenizedbird9161 Jerma doesn’t have the makings of a Varsity athlete....

[@MickMod]

Yeah I'm gonna goo alright

[@tankerchief2410]

Is that a mf dwarf fortress reference

[@galacsinhajto]

@@tankerchief2410 yep

[@jeremytitus9519]

Half an hour in and I know this is going to aggravate me to no end. This is the Jerma content I live for.

[@ayoutubechannel1492]

"we need absolute focus on this one" "ooh there's a coin over here" something tells me they picked the wrong guy...

[@DevBunnyx0]

Jerma plays Hitman the way we want him to play Yakuza

[@JacobKinsley]

God you're so RIGHT. How did I not notice this

[@april5054]

Insane streamer stoned out of his mind, forgets what stairs are for.

[@talzaenvy]

Jerma really pronounced Carlisle as "Carl- leeasy" huh

[@ez-ru3do]

love ur avi

[@sainmagnus1058]

"montGOMery"

[@Pitkin18]

The hitman series is the variety streamer’s dream.

[@Twitch380]

too bad our boy dont know what hes doing lol

[@VEE0034]

Wdym

[@FreezingStorm]

- some random naked guy dancing on the balcony - Jerma: This guy must be an agent!

[@Dublin_N]

- security guard somehow is suspicious of 47 - "Why...I don't understand why that person is looking at me"

[@pinkcigarette]

12:24 otto

[@vassanguis]

Otto

[@christianmogol960]

Otto

[@gamblerofrats]

Otto

[@sanguillotine]

Otto

[@vhs5859]

Otto

[@yaboyjay7202]

Such a great stream, sadge that his mind was so scrambled in the end. Hope he plays the entire game on stream

[@TemmiePlays]

Jerma985 here, and I _NEVER_ play AAA titles on release. so grab some coffe, cider. Got me some cider right here, lemme taker a sip. mmm, that's good cider

[@thaksjtube]

He only buys four ty five games per year

[@grosezero8834]

1:30:06 What an interesting character I wonder what does Jerma's chat think of her

[@DeathnoteBB]

What was his chat saying? XD

[@Squiddy0912]

Oh Christ it's fucking Thatcher

[@eddybingo5871]

2:29:26 NOBODY SAID THAT PSYCHO STREAMER

[@ashwolfenson377]

Local bald man accidentally drops ax down thousand foot building and dives after it

[@chaffXgrenade]

"The camera in the mirror is an IMMEDIATE swipe-left" no mercy 😂

[@indygon]

maniac streamer takes too many "allergy pills" and "vitamins", murders three people with a shovel because he was convinced they were "agents"

[@rooroo9216]

1:30:57 “But we both know what’s good for dealing with nails don’t we 47? Hammers! And there’ll be lots of those lying around...” 🔨🔨😈

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

“RoyaleCominMyWay”

[@name-wj7yz]

watching a man reload for 5 hours

[@bluecat684]

1:15:53 I THOUGHT JERMA JUST APPEARED IN THE TV ALL OF A SUDDEN

[@actualhyena]

So is this is the stream where he walks around in circles for half an hour? I don't wanna spoil myself on this game just to see Jerma gonking out.

[@spanospy]

Did you go back to watch this stressful stream yet?

[@bubbyt]

Have you watched this stream yet?

[@JohnnyApplesauce1]

Have you watched the stream yet?

[@superplushyvids]

Have you watched this stream yet?

[@Redaction1212]

Have you watched this stream yet?

[@PlatoonGoon]

This was streamed on my birthday. _Nice_ . It's hilarious he says he's played through all of the hitman games but he keeps expecting them to let him drive lol

[@tomocat7412]

Kooni3 from the chat replay, if you ever see this: i respect that you brought your laptop to keep watching jerma while your use the bathroom. It is such a mood

[@aeternalslime9670]

jerma will see a brick and ask "'is anybody gonna throw this at someone's head?" and not wait for an answer

[@miles1312]

Man, it's been a year already, I remember watching this when it was a day old

[@zeus000.00]

As someone with almost 1000h in each of the three games, this was a delight to watch, make me relive my first 10h on paris!

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Am I the only one who gets super excited when 47 talks?

[@GuardiaCompagnia]

no...🥴

[@PlatoonGoon]

Any time 47 has to RP it's good times

[@tazonia2535]

I'm sleeping well tonight

[@shump7202]

I love jerma but he is the most unobservant man on the planet. Jerma is shown how to shut all the rooms doors Jerma sees Marcus open the doors at the same point Jerma asks himself "how do i get out of here?"

[@boredindividual]

Deranged man pretending for almost 5 hours straight

[@cninh4574]

Thank you so much for uploading these!

[@user-gv8pq3vj5y]

This was entertaining but also excruciatingly painful to watch, even to someone who hasn't played hitman

[@GojoGunning]

insane absolutely insane

[@bobbu]

3:13:50 look mom, my art was on a jerma stream 😳😳😳

[@BrettLaFemina]

Wow, good job! It looks great!!

[@bobbu]

@@BrettLaFemina thank you! (:

[@Shepfax]

An excellent contribution to the catboy army

[@actualhyena]

Cheers! Nice work.

[@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU]

Most degenerate art I’ve seen

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

Is this a 2021 game? *Cutscene gets interupted by lost connection* Sadly yes.

[@Nobody_important9]

I hate how everyone is pushing single player games to be constantly connected

[@jameslurp]

watch as jeremy streams his usual workday

[@kiiyll]

He's so high

[@aristide4505]

Palying 2 hours just to have it offline. That's what jerma is about

[@yakcitytony4466]

4:50 the way he says monkaS is wheeze inducing

[@NervesiT]

shotout to jermas mom, that cake that she made is very cute and very VERY well made

[@selectionn]

Possible psychopathic streamer gives multiple people "Brick massage"s while posing as a private investigator.

[@LayerInfinity]

1:39:27 everything goes wrong part trois "that's mad"

[@Paulo27]

1:48:20 the pure monkey brainness

[@voixmin]

2:07:07 Looks like the cover of Vogue magizine or something.

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

This was almost as excruciating to watch as Hitman 2 lmao

[@domscards]

I can't believe they're still tying progression in this game to being online. It's fucking bullshit.

[@halolime117]

That cake looks AMAZING :o

[@Superboologan1]

Hitman gameplay's like music, and jerma's the kinda musician to purposefully play off tempo for the bit

[@emmy9345]

Jerma 'THATS AN AGENT' Andy

[@funworldtonight]

jermas my favorite streamer to watch while cringe browsing

[@ArtoriasCiaran76]

sometimes I smile just seeing jerma's face. What a nice goofy guy.

[@AutisticGameGuy]

Jerma should eat that cake on New Year's Eve.

[@olyophogrific]

you should eat my cake

[@DQBlizzard_]

_My special boy_

[@Pigpugborj]

39:26 48:33 50:04 1:22:00 2:55:03

[@DemAsians]

2:12:28 Murder on the Orient Express

[@frankomancer]

It's surprising how much Jerma loves Hitman considering how TERRIBLE he is at paying attention to the game

[@wyv3rn1]

so big question: Was he zonked for this stream to get the 1bil off? yes or no?

[@just1randomguy658]

25:40 That's how you know it's gonna be good. Also hysterical with how much he was praising the company earlier and their games. Never change Jeremy. Never change. 31:13 Imagine a man walking up to you, passionately just saying "Kill me!" 45:38 Shocked by how kinda realistic this is. 57:35 1:02:18 1:12:49 1:14:31 1:27:05 1:30:03 1:34:34 2:23:45 2:26:34

[@_KRose]

Local psycho makes cake and gets naked in preparation to kill people with apples and scissors

[@stavros3438]

jer,,,,,,,,,,,,a,,,,,,,,,,,,

[@liviousgameplay1755]

I come back to the channel to wind down and watch some gameplay, and he is STILL late to his streams? And he was gonna cancel the stream, too! When is he gonna learn?

[@nottheboc1498]

i can't believe this psycho sold out to square helix

[@druffner]

PLEASE STOP VAULTING BACK AND FORTH OVER THE SAME LEDGE

[@GageHeibeck]

This was a great stream

[@RJstorms44]

Pushy Joey and Temple of Cement

[@ful5160]

I cant believe hes doing the carbon stream, I dont know if I'll ever look at him in the same light

[@peebo7008]

Jerma Peewee Herman 2:25:34

[@Iwillpostoneday]

4:04:34 Jeremy Seinfeld

[@bigbeefscorcho]

What’s the deal with all these assassinations? I mean seriously, people!

[@DevBunnyx0]

"Oh this person is dead"

[@namepending5620]

So pissed I missed this stream

[@Anomalocaria]

13:09 rofl. i bought one of those cat wheel things for my cat, those oversized hamster wheels for cats. they're like $130. he didn't use it _once._

[@ZuckerbergsAi]

the definition of a "just go" streamer, also questionable if he can read

[@g4man41]

So is, “no soy” actually a KFC reference? “No soy sus” maybe?

[@Superboologan1]

Jeremy "looking a gift horse in the mouth" Elbertson there at the end

[@gamblerofrats]

COMING THIS FALL: Otto's $200 adventure - starring 'Jeremy "the Redditor" Elbertson'

[@GNOMErcds]

2:39:53 "Bag of Milk" but it's actually just sugar, lol.

[@superextremehappy]

2:38:32 stove crimes

[@apehawk]

WELCOME TO THE STREAM YOU'VE ALL SHOWN YOUR BEAUEH FACES!

[@quickattackfilms7923]

4:03:36 "I hate this music. No wonder they need drugs to enjoy it..." "I'm not gonna argue with that, dude." "You really don't have an opinion of your own, do you?" That guy is such a needless prick to a dude who was agreeing with him and it hurt me. To the point where I felt like I needed to comment about it. I've met that guy before... Not a good guy.

[@Dylan_ISA]

If they let you ride the motorcycle, where would you even ride it, they didn't make a track for it, this is hitman, you're not here to ride motorcycles

[@aniyilator]

🎶🎵Welcome to the stream you've all shown your BYEAH~ faces! Thank you for the AHHH🎵🎶

[@yellowcalx7792]

jerma

[@markus-a-railius]

we now have confirmation that Jerma has never been to a club

[@philimanilie9293]

Otto is so ungrateful

[@ihatenwo]

1:35:32 Jeremy = Jesus reborn

[@SourDeeSloth]

Man, did he have to say Alexa so many times. My machine was calling random people

[@goose_dove]

Local streamer adamantly refuses to acknowledge he is being sponsored by wealthy game development company