1:39:18 - "It was the butler! We're good, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine! Oh shit, it was-- some other worker or something , I don't know." And then, the game crashes. Hitman can't handle Jerma's mind-boggling style.
@Nobody_important93 жыл бұрын
Game went: Jesus Christ it's Jerma Bourne
@lilguy74913 жыл бұрын
You're like the 23th or 24th to last person I'd expect to see here.
@bigbeefscorcho3 жыл бұрын
It’s like if Mr. Bean and Agent 47 combined. Shenanigans except also bizarrely efficient murdering
@Dalek59862 Жыл бұрын
@@lilguy7491twenty-thirth?
@lilguy7491 Жыл бұрын
@@Dalek59862 Sorry I meant the 21rd.
@OmegaSword43 жыл бұрын
We all like to meme about Jerma’s looks, but his hair has never been so genuinely villainous as it was this stream
@Ok-mp2qd3 жыл бұрын
I was watching the stream up until 1:34:08 because after he said the car disguise joke and made the noise, my computer crashed and restarted itself and didnt work for like 20 minutes
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
Probably Jerma's fault somehow.
@Ok-mp2qd3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519 Yup!
@Ok-mp2qd3 жыл бұрын
thing is I have a semi high end pc, so i dont even know how it happened, that was the first pc crash ive had on any pc for years,
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
@@Ok-mp2qd That's got Jerma written all over it. He's such a BASTARD.
@ghostlude3 жыл бұрын
jerma might be a technopath
@YangBalanceYin3 жыл бұрын
Showing up to his 4 hour, once a week shift in a robe... Worst employee ever.
@vulrect81763 жыл бұрын
DERANGED streamer throws apples, bags of sugar and cigarettes at random people, keeps interrupting a man who's talking on his phone about dying and kills ravers with a shovel
@ItsDSP3 жыл бұрын
For profit.
@nou11783 жыл бұрын
Jerma's mom, unlike Jeremy, actually knows how to use a oven. How sweet though!
@yiff3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside she makes some amazing stuff. This and the shoe are actually really really cool.
It’s reassuring to know that Jerma can only hide in cabinets. Saves me a lot of time when checking my house before bed.
@Pigpugborj Жыл бұрын
I don’t know, I think you should check your oven just in case. Of course we all know how Jerma is afraid of ovens, and that why he hides there, it’s where you least expect it! Really though, Jerma got my cousin with that technique, so watch out!
@Oodems3 жыл бұрын
Jerma has the problem solving skills of a toddler
@oliveprocessor30685 ай бұрын
Even a toddler learns from their mistakes
@ahousecatwhohasacellphone3 жыл бұрын
43:12 god...... the way the axe hit him sounded like the 'bonk' sound effect
@ahousecatwhohasacellphone3 жыл бұрын
2:30:45 m....m.... megan? megan thee stallion??
@bonedmordh53203 жыл бұрын
@@ahousecatwhohasacellphone Wow this comment is awesome
@bonedmordh53203 жыл бұрын
@bosniagamer75 Yeah especially yours bro
@bonedmordh53203 жыл бұрын
Haha thanks
@caioza3 жыл бұрын
jerma: "im so bad at this" jerma 5 minutes earlier: *waiting for the target to turn off the lockdown while killing the other one with apples*
@Hikarixhikarixhikari3 жыл бұрын
I have two cats and a dog, when I buy things they don't end up liking I always donate them to animal organizations and shelters!! They love that kind thing and its super helpful. Some of the places I've volunteered at still use the cat beds I gave to them. (This is in response to Otto's $200 bed, bc I relate to that dumb shit).
@nk-xt5he3 жыл бұрын
very sweet
@crimsonlanceman78823 жыл бұрын
u re good son real god, maybe even the best
@aniyilator2 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonlanceman7882 the best around
@JacobKinsley2 жыл бұрын
I just put down a shitton of catnip and they like it after a few weeks
@Kiroisawesome057 ай бұрын
Seems a bit harsh to put give your pet up to a shelter just cause they didnt like what you bought them
@galacsinhajto3 жыл бұрын
Dad robes and mobster hair, let's goo
@estrogenizedbird91613 жыл бұрын
The sopranos
@Joe-ib3dy3 жыл бұрын
@@estrogenizedbird9161 Jerma doesn’t have the makings of a Varsity athlete....
@MickMod3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm gonna goo alright
@tankerchief24103 жыл бұрын
Is that a mf dwarf fortress reference
@galacsinhajto3 жыл бұрын
@@tankerchief2410 yep
@jeremytitus95193 жыл бұрын
Half an hour in and I know this is going to aggravate me to no end. This is the Jerma content I live for.
@ayoutubechannel14922 жыл бұрын
"we need absolute focus on this one" "ooh there's a coin over here" something tells me they picked the wrong guy...
@DevBunnyx03 жыл бұрын
Jerma plays Hitman the way we want him to play Yakuza
@JacobKinsley2 жыл бұрын
God you're so RIGHT. How did I not notice this
@april50543 жыл бұрын
Insane streamer stoned out of his mind, forgets what stairs are for.
@talzaenvy3 жыл бұрын
Jerma really pronounced Carlisle as "Carl- leeasy" huh
@ez-ru3do3 жыл бұрын
love ur avi
@sainmagnus10582 жыл бұрын
"montGOMery"
@Pitkin183 жыл бұрын
The hitman series is the variety streamer’s dream.
@Twitch3803 жыл бұрын
too bad our boy dont know what hes doing lol
@VEE00349 ай бұрын
Wdym
@FreezingStorm3 жыл бұрын
- some random naked guy dancing on the balcony - Jerma: This guy must be an agent!
@Dublin_N Жыл бұрын
- security guard somehow is suspicious of 47 - "Why...I don't understand why that person is looking at me"
@pinkcigarette3 жыл бұрын
12:24 otto
@vassanguis3 жыл бұрын
Otto
@christianmogol9603 жыл бұрын
Otto
@gamblerofrats3 жыл бұрын
Otto
@sanguillotine3 жыл бұрын
Otto
@vhs58593 жыл бұрын
Otto
@yaboyjay72023 жыл бұрын
Such a great stream, sadge that his mind was so scrambled in the end. Hope he plays the entire game on stream
@TemmiePlays3 жыл бұрын
Jerma985 here, and I _NEVER_ play AAA titles on release. so grab some coffe, cider. Got me some cider right here, lemme taker a sip. mmm, that's good cider
@thaksjtube3 жыл бұрын
He only buys four ty five games per year
@grosezero88343 жыл бұрын
1:30:06 What an interesting character I wonder what does Jerma's chat think of her
@DeathnoteBB3 жыл бұрын
What was his chat saying? XD
@Squiddy09123 жыл бұрын
Oh Christ it's fucking Thatcher
@eddybingo58713 жыл бұрын
2:29:26 NOBODY SAID THAT PSYCHO STREAMER
@ashwolfenson3773 жыл бұрын
Local bald man accidentally drops ax down thousand foot building and dives after it
@chaffXgrenade3 жыл бұрын
"The camera in the mirror is an IMMEDIATE swipe-left" no mercy 😂
@indygon3 жыл бұрын
maniac streamer takes too many "allergy pills" and "vitamins", murders three people with a shovel because he was convinced they were "agents"
@rooroo92163 жыл бұрын
1:30:57 “But we both know what’s good for dealing with nails don’t we 47? Hammers! And there’ll be lots of those lying around...” 🔨🔨😈
@yamomspotatosalad8183 жыл бұрын
“RoyaleCominMyWay”
@name-wj7yz3 жыл бұрын
watching a man reload for 5 hours
@bluecat6842 жыл бұрын
1:15:53 I THOUGHT JERMA JUST APPEARED IN THE TV ALL OF A SUDDEN
@actualhyena3 жыл бұрын
So is this is the stream where he walks around in circles for half an hour? I don't wanna spoil myself on this game just to see Jerma gonking out.
@spanospy2 жыл бұрын
Did you go back to watch this stressful stream yet?
@bubbyt Жыл бұрын
Have you watched this stream yet?
@JohnnyApplesauce16 ай бұрын
Have you watched the stream yet?
@superplushyvids6 ай бұрын
Have you watched this stream yet?
@Redaction12124 ай бұрын
Have you watched this stream yet?
@PlatoonGoon2 жыл бұрын
This was streamed on my birthday. _Nice_ . It's hilarious he says he's played through all of the hitman games but he keeps expecting them to let him drive lol
@tomocat7412 Жыл бұрын
Kooni3 from the chat replay, if you ever see this: i respect that you brought your laptop to keep watching jerma while your use the bathroom. It is such a mood
@aeternalslime9670 Жыл бұрын
jerma will see a brick and ask "'is anybody gonna throw this at someone's head?" and not wait for an answer
@miles13122 жыл бұрын
Man, it's been a year already, I remember watching this when it was a day old
@zeus000.00 Жыл бұрын
As someone with almost 1000h in each of the three games, this was a delight to watch, make me relive my first 10h on paris!
@fiddleriddlediddlediddle3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who gets super excited when 47 talks?
@GuardiaCompagnia2 жыл бұрын
no...🥴
@PlatoonGoon2 жыл бұрын
Any time 47 has to RP it's good times
@tazonia25353 жыл бұрын
I'm sleeping well tonight
@shump72023 жыл бұрын
I love jerma but he is the most unobservant man on the planet. Jerma is shown how to shut all the rooms doors Jerma sees Marcus open the doors at the same point Jerma asks himself "how do i get out of here?"
@boredindividual3 жыл бұрын
Deranged man pretending for almost 5 hours straight
@cninh45743 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for uploading these!
@user-gv8pq3vj5y3 жыл бұрын
This was entertaining but also excruciatingly painful to watch, even to someone who hasn't played hitman
@GojoGunning3 жыл бұрын
insane absolutely insane
@bobbu3 жыл бұрын
3:13:50 look mom, my art was on a jerma stream 😳😳😳
@BrettLaFemina3 жыл бұрын
Wow, good job! It looks great!!
@bobbu3 жыл бұрын
@@BrettLaFemina thank you! (:
@Shepfax3 жыл бұрын
An excellent contribution to the catboy army
@actualhyena3 жыл бұрын
Cheers! Nice work.
@ResistTheGreatReplacementEU9 ай бұрын
Most degenerate art I’ve seen
@SparrowwithaMachinegun3 жыл бұрын
Is this a 2021 game? *Cutscene gets interupted by lost connection* Sadly yes.
@Nobody_important93 жыл бұрын
I hate how everyone is pushing single player games to be constantly connected
@jameslurp3 жыл бұрын
watch as jeremy streams his usual workday
@kiiyll3 жыл бұрын
He's so high
@aristide45053 жыл бұрын
Palying 2 hours just to have it offline. That's what jerma is about
@yakcitytony44663 жыл бұрын
4:50 the way he says monkaS is wheeze inducing
@NervesiT Жыл бұрын
shotout to jermas mom, that cake that she made is very cute and very VERY well made
@selectionn3 жыл бұрын
Possible psychopathic streamer gives multiple people "Brick massage"s while posing as a private investigator.
@LayerInfinity3 жыл бұрын
1:39:27 everything goes wrong part trois "that's mad"
@Paulo273 жыл бұрын
1:48:20 the pure monkey brainness
@voixmin3 жыл бұрын
2:07:07 Looks like the cover of Vogue magizine or something.
@yamomspotatosalad8183 жыл бұрын
This was almost as excruciating to watch as Hitman 2 lmao
@domscards3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they're still tying progression in this game to being online. It's fucking bullshit.
@halolime1173 жыл бұрын
That cake looks AMAZING :o
@Superboologan12 жыл бұрын
Hitman gameplay's like music, and jerma's the kinda musician to purposefully play off tempo for the bit
@emmy93453 жыл бұрын
Jerma 'THATS AN AGENT' Andy
@funworldtonight3 жыл бұрын
jermas my favorite streamer to watch while cringe browsing
@ArtoriasCiaran76 Жыл бұрын
sometimes I smile just seeing jerma's face. What a nice goofy guy.
@AutisticGameGuy3 жыл бұрын
Jerma should eat that cake on New Year's Eve.
@olyophogrific8 күн бұрын
you should eat my cake
@DQBlizzard_3 жыл бұрын
_My special boy_
@Pigpugborj Жыл бұрын
39:26 48:33 50:04 1:22:00 2:55:03
@DemAsians3 жыл бұрын
2:12:28 Murder on the Orient Express
@frankomancer3 жыл бұрын
It's surprising how much Jerma loves Hitman considering how TERRIBLE he is at paying attention to the game
@wyv3rn13 жыл бұрын
so big question: Was he zonked for this stream to get the 1bil off? yes or no?
@just1randomguy6584 ай бұрын
25:40 That's how you know it's gonna be good. Also hysterical with how much he was praising the company earlier and their games. Never change Jeremy. Never change. 31:13 Imagine a man walking up to you, passionately just saying "Kill me!" 45:38 Shocked by how kinda realistic this is. 57:35 1:02:18 1:12:49 1:14:31 1:27:05 1:30:03 1:34:34 2:23:45 2:26:34
@_KRose3 жыл бұрын
Local psycho makes cake and gets naked in preparation to kill people with apples and scissors
@stavros34383 жыл бұрын
jer,,,,,,,,,,,,a,,,,,,,,,,,,
@liviousgameplay17553 жыл бұрын
I come back to the channel to wind down and watch some gameplay, and he is STILL late to his streams? And he was gonna cancel the stream, too! When is he gonna learn?
@nottheboc14983 жыл бұрын
i can't believe this psycho sold out to square helix
@druffner3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE STOP VAULTING BACK AND FORTH OVER THE SAME LEDGE
@GageHeibeck3 жыл бұрын
This was a great stream
@RJstorms443 жыл бұрын
Pushy Joey and Temple of Cement
@ful51603 жыл бұрын
I cant believe hes doing the carbon stream, I dont know if I'll ever look at him in the same light
@peebo70083 жыл бұрын
Jerma Peewee Herman 2:25:34
@Iwillpostoneday3 жыл бұрын
4:04:34 Jeremy Seinfeld
@bigbeefscorcho3 жыл бұрын
What’s the deal with all these assassinations? I mean seriously, people!
@DevBunnyx03 жыл бұрын
"Oh this person is dead"
@namepending56203 жыл бұрын
So pissed I missed this stream
@Anomalocaria2 жыл бұрын
13:09 rofl. i bought one of those cat wheel things for my cat, those oversized hamster wheels for cats. they're like $130. he didn't use it _once._
@ZuckerbergsAi Жыл бұрын
the definition of a "just go" streamer, also questionable if he can read
@g4man413 жыл бұрын
So is, “no soy” actually a KFC reference? “No soy sus” maybe?
@Superboologan12 жыл бұрын
Jeremy "looking a gift horse in the mouth" Elbertson there at the end
@gamblerofrats3 жыл бұрын
COMING THIS FALL: Otto's $200 adventure - starring 'Jeremy "the Redditor" Elbertson'
@GNOMErcds3 жыл бұрын
2:39:53 "Bag of Milk" but it's actually just sugar, lol.
@superextremehappy3 жыл бұрын
2:38:32 stove crimes
@apehawk2 ай бұрын
WELCOME TO THE STREAM YOU'VE ALL SHOWN YOUR BEAUEH FACES!
@quickattackfilms79237 ай бұрын
4:03:36 "I hate this music. No wonder they need drugs to enjoy it..." "I'm not gonna argue with that, dude." "You really don't have an opinion of your own, do you?" That guy is such a needless prick to a dude who was agreeing with him and it hurt me. To the point where I felt like I needed to comment about it. I've met that guy before... Not a good guy.
@Dylan_ISA Жыл бұрын
If they let you ride the motorcycle, where would you even ride it, they didn't make a track for it, this is hitman, you're not here to ride motorcycles
@aniyilator2 жыл бұрын
🎶🎵Welcome to the stream you've all shown your BYEAH~ faces! Thank you for the AHHH🎵🎶
@yellowcalx77923 жыл бұрын
jerma
@markus-a-railius Жыл бұрын
we now have confirmation that Jerma has never been to a club
@philimanilie92933 жыл бұрын
Otto is so ungrateful
@ihatenwo2 жыл бұрын
1:35:32 Jeremy = Jesus reborn
@SourDeeSloth2 жыл бұрын
Man, did he have to say Alexa so many times. My machine was calling random people
@goose_dove3 жыл бұрын
Local streamer adamantly refuses to acknowledge he is being sponsored by wealthy game development company