Jerma Streams - The Long Drive

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@JermaStreamArchive
@JermaStreamArchive 4 жыл бұрын
14:27 The Long Drive 2:42:53 1st Brb Ends 4:34:08 2nd Brb Ends
@natethegreat8749
@natethegreat8749 4 жыл бұрын
You're doing god's work.
@thekgb8371
@thekgb8371 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Man
@masterterrorman
@masterterrorman 2 жыл бұрын
😢ntvfttctctcttccttttctttfhyy yum c
@masterterrorman
@masterterrorman 2 жыл бұрын
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@sirrealism7300
@sirrealism7300 4 жыл бұрын
The car crash gag is so much better once you understand the context that he spends the next two hours trying to recover from it, chasing his car across the desert as it remains in neutral.
@gabtype
@gabtype 4 жыл бұрын
this is why simply watching the highlights for these kinds of streams doesnt pay off. I remember sitting through the entirity of My Summer Car and almost dying from laughter, so when i saw this stream i knew i had to watch all of it. Every hour wasted doing absolutely nothing becomes an immense buildup for the next good bit, so that when it does come its some of the funniest shit youve ever seen, if only for the fact that everything else was so terrible by comparison.
@sna1466
@sna1466 4 жыл бұрын
gabtype What do you mean, nothing? Jerma is talking, that’s the best part.
@madjack1748
@madjack1748 4 жыл бұрын
That was infuriating to watch. I understand why chat calls him an idiot now.
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 4 жыл бұрын
It was such a clever metaphor for the Israelites in the desert.
@sna1466
@sna1466 4 жыл бұрын
Zorro9129 but why
@TargetedPersona
@TargetedPersona 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being at a gas station in the middle of the desert and seeing a guy pull up at of nowhere and casually ripping off the car door to get out
@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky
@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky 4 жыл бұрын
That's terror.
@mosaic6225
@mosaic6225 4 жыл бұрын
And then proceeds to piss on the car and steal a tire from the gas station
@rezaka116
@rezaka116 4 жыл бұрын
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky Number 2: That's terror.
@megagrips6470
@megagrips6470 4 жыл бұрын
while frantically screaming
@cerealbird6384
@cerealbird6384 4 жыл бұрын
On top of that he runs over to your car ripped off the door it starts filling the gas tank with diesel and oil
@Dom9606
@Dom9606 4 жыл бұрын
Now he's reaching midlife, Jerma has begun growing warts and has started his metamorphosis into a powerful wizard
@deecomposerr
@deecomposerr 4 жыл бұрын
hes the first male swamp witch
@teehubruum6844
@teehubruum6844 4 жыл бұрын
With diablo 2 paladin scepter
@fafnirlord
@fafnirlord 4 жыл бұрын
@@teehubruum6844 and a red...dress!
@amarsukhee1828
@amarsukhee1828 4 жыл бұрын
first step into the transformation of mr. greenz
@GuillotineDani
@GuillotineDani 4 жыл бұрын
Are you hoping Jeremy will see this and acknowledge you or something?
@JohnRed
@JohnRed 4 жыл бұрын
IRL streamer films himself driving to the nearest hospital in Las Vegas due to gamer warts.
@g4man41
@g4man41 4 жыл бұрын
Hahah, actually gave me a good chuckle
@joeychmo
@joeychmo 4 жыл бұрын
G4TV.PepperTheDoc lol, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@bro7496
@bro7496 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeychmo lmao, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@GoblinGas23
@GoblinGas23 3 жыл бұрын
@@bro7496 rofl, actually gave me a good chuckle too
@wikipediamagnify
@wikipediamagnify 3 жыл бұрын
@@GoblinGas23 not gonna lie, got me a good chuckle too
@BexTheBoo388
@BexTheBoo388 3 жыл бұрын
1:20:55 the complete silence leading up to this. The way the universe immediately punishes him for his dumb joke. How he kicks the car across the desert and runs after it while being chased. Immaculate. I'm laughing so hard right now
@Fritz-co4pb
@Fritz-co4pb 4 ай бұрын
Thank you
@alectrzaskowski6792
@alectrzaskowski6792 4 жыл бұрын
I love how ever since “naked frame on stream” Jerma’s terrified to turn his camera on because of that one “weird frame.”
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti 4 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing is it’s exclusively a Jerma problem, i’ve never seen another streamer with that weird frame issue
@golden_2196
@golden_2196 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mr_Spaghetti because other streamers dont stream NAKED
@eiichii3516
@eiichii3516 4 жыл бұрын
I think it happened twice, actually.
@mitchelldrake6069
@mitchelldrake6069 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was because people kept taking screenshots and morphing him into grotesque creatures
@argie9914
@argie9914 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a joke or something because his clothes would take a second longer to render than his body.
@TheTrueEvilSpud
@TheTrueEvilSpud 4 жыл бұрын
1:17:50 made me laugh so hard my cat left the room. There's something so hilarious about the sight of a person driving with his rear-view mirror pointed directly at his face.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
Live dangerous, die suddenly
@TobyLerone76
@TobyLerone76 Жыл бұрын
Literally nothing happens
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 Жыл бұрын
@@TobyLerone76a lot of funny jerma moments come form you making yourself laugh by thinking about the situation in context of real life
@Tokmurok
@Tokmurok Жыл бұрын
​@@gabeitch9142Literally.
@kazuhiramiller7945
@kazuhiramiller7945 4 жыл бұрын
“What’s this?” immediately pisses on it
@JanathanTran
@JanathanTran 4 жыл бұрын
Alternatively he drinks it
@SydneySighs
@SydneySighs 4 жыл бұрын
Dogs in a nutshell
@scarletpachyderm
@scarletpachyderm 3 жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@goobiiguy
@goobiiguy 2 жыл бұрын
3:26:56
@korvvus
@korvvus 4 жыл бұрын
The first Jerma stream I was there for live and I still don't believe I spent 6 hours watching him talk to himself in the mirror, mod his car out of recognizability and fabricate a son personality whilst slowly descending into madness.
@AshTronaut99
@AshTronaut99 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what happens in the apocalypse babieeee.
@PrinceCustodian
@PrinceCustodian 2 жыл бұрын
The son pov was the best bit of the stream
@doozy5184
@doozy5184 Жыл бұрын
And then he dies by slamming his dong in the car door
@Lindox
@Lindox 4 жыл бұрын
2:36:06 "Gimme the door gimme the door!" ..."That's a couch!" *It's the back seat*
@LifesNeverHumDrum
@LifesNeverHumDrum 4 жыл бұрын
It's a car-couch
@81summer98
@81summer98 4 жыл бұрын
55:08 You can feel the terror running in his veins
@chaosinsurgency6636
@chaosinsurgency6636 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma is basically in a 90s horror movie
@SoradaServalY2K
@SoradaServalY2K 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaosinsurgency6636 Tremors but with rabbits
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 Жыл бұрын
That’s what I do. No matter what game any scary shit like that I just hide from immediately
@darylroll
@darylroll 2 жыл бұрын
The differences between Joel and Jerma are crazy. Joel an hour in hadn't left the starting garage and had broken all his doors off and filled the gas tank with a piss/shit/puke/gas mixture. 20 minutes in and jerma is driving down the road obsessively cleaning the windshield
@kinnikuboneman
@kinnikuboneman 2 жыл бұрын
There are also many similarities too like chasing a csr
@endorphinsftw6218
@endorphinsftw6218 4 жыл бұрын
at about 3:19:08 you can see the bed flying into the distance for a frame
@vyr1316
@vyr1316 3 жыл бұрын
that's fucking comedy GOLD
@legofrog7659
@legofrog7659 2 жыл бұрын
omg that's actually so funny LMAO
@_Digishade_
@_Digishade_ 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine driving across the country with Jerma, in complete silence.
@ctrouble2309
@ctrouble2309 4 жыл бұрын
Him randomly monologuing every few hours. You ask to turn on the radio and he screams DONT DISTRACT ME
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
Funniest goddamn thing I've ever imagined because I'm imagining him driving and staring straight ahead, unblinking Until he hits a bump and BAAAAUGH
@seasons1745
@seasons1745 3 жыл бұрын
“Did you know I’m the sus guy?”
@Green1sh01
@Green1sh01 3 жыл бұрын
@@seasons1745 He would literally kill you for mentioning the sus guy.
@samgomez9942
@samgomez9942 2 жыл бұрын
I'd be terrified
@babycornsnake
@babycornsnake 4 жыл бұрын
Elderly senior drinks alcohol, coolant, and pure ethanol as a makeshift cure for his gamer warts
@tdogger
@tdogger 4 жыл бұрын
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@DINFERI
@DINFERI 4 жыл бұрын
Using 200 liters of water for a piss joke. This man is a master of his craft.
@sikmanist
@sikmanist 4 жыл бұрын
Watching this stream was such a fever dream yesterday. There’s not much in the game but he found a way to make driving on a desert road and staring into a mirror funny.
@notlolpan4255
@notlolpan4255 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma can make literally anything funny. He's the funniest person I know, I bet he could even make watching paint dry or grass grow funny and entertaining, no joke.
@PXdro1
@PXdro1 4 жыл бұрын
@@stevej71393 that's a great way to describe the feeling
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 жыл бұрын
funny I dont see any games you made on your own.
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 жыл бұрын
you're talking about it like you're an expert but you havent even made a macaroni picture before.
@wordshurt2676
@wordshurt2676 4 жыл бұрын
Tomato's stream of this game was way better not gonna lie
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
1:41:21 The sound of the local feral cats doing a mating call at 2 AM
@littlebois1813
@littlebois1813 Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@ensey.
@ensey. Жыл бұрын
I'm fucking wheezing!
@enz666
@enz666 Жыл бұрын
I love that sound i love you
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
@@enz666 teehee!
@newdonkshitty
@newdonkshitty 4 жыл бұрын
i wanted to know the context to 1:20:55 and there was none
@warsaw1548
@warsaw1548 4 жыл бұрын
Saw that live, hilarious! I love Jerma. I hope he plays this again soon
@zarmack8633
@zarmack8633 4 жыл бұрын
the context is Jerma being Jerma (haven't watched to that point yet but thats my guess)
@Dom9606
@Dom9606 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is he crashes into a telegraph pole in the middle of the fucking desert
@martingarricks6209
@martingarricks6209 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhh I thought he hit something on the road. No he just killed himself
@comradezvezda
@comradezvezda 4 жыл бұрын
You should know this by now, its jerma after all
@tobubiify
@tobubiify 4 жыл бұрын
"no i will not show this disgusting thing on my body" *Literally doesn't have any obligation to show it anyway "Okay what if i blurred it?"
@tylerburney8576
@tylerburney8576 3 жыл бұрын
“No I will not wear a catboy costume on stream” *literally doesn’t have any obligation to do it* “Ok what if I do it 2 streams in a row but only if I lose this match?” Same shit
@leavewe
@leavewe 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerburney8576 he likes it
@klaviersimp
@klaviersimp 2 жыл бұрын
Chat gaslighted him
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 2 жыл бұрын
@@klaviersimp g-g-gyaslighted
@sonyPlaytation
@sonyPlaytation 4 жыл бұрын
This concept would be so sick if it were fleshed out, polished, and given like 4 person multiplayer. a randomly generated multiplayer desert road trip sim would be so cool
@kinnikuboneman
@kinnikuboneman 4 жыл бұрын
Multiplayer is gonna be a shit show
@RisenSlash
@RisenSlash 4 жыл бұрын
inferno plus' desert bus
@TheDsRequiem
@TheDsRequiem 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kikiapina multiplayer is in but there's no interactivity between players yet
@Kikiapina
@Kikiapina 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheDsRequiem Yee, but if they're adding it in this early in developement it's a good sign. The game is still being worked on
@M..J..
@M..J.. 4 жыл бұрын
The creator has a KZbin page, called “The Long Drive.” Shows all the videos of their progress and new ideas for updates
@muertolamento
@muertolamento 4 жыл бұрын
That part about him feeling bad about being called a tool kinda got me for a second considering that he just went through a breakup but I forgot that I was watching Jerma985.
@dreioo8759
@dreioo8759 4 жыл бұрын
He's a professional, as always.
@silentrunner3856
@silentrunner3856 4 жыл бұрын
@@dreioo8759 "Professionals have standards"
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 4 жыл бұрын
Eh I still felt a little bit sad-
@hunters.dicicco1410
@hunters.dicicco1410 4 жыл бұрын
gee, i didn't know they broke up. that's awfully sad. i watch jerma every day man, he's so funny
@randomguyontheinternet7940
@randomguyontheinternet7940 3 жыл бұрын
That's what getting gamer warts can do to a man
@booksimon8183
@booksimon8183 4 жыл бұрын
3:06:07 "Take the new engine?" *wookie with throat cancer noise*
@insmashbaby4347
@insmashbaby4347 3 жыл бұрын
That description is to much I can't
@lundahunda
@lundahunda 4 жыл бұрын
3:06:09 Worst Sound
@V-V-Rune
@V-V-Rune 4 жыл бұрын
Human foghorn.
@Goozeeeee
@Goozeeeee 4 жыл бұрын
2:49:58 Best Sound
@henrg
@henrg 4 жыл бұрын
1:41:21
@crimsonlanceman7882
@crimsonlanceman7882 4 жыл бұрын
Narwhal greeting sound.
@Kola25_97
@Kola25_97 4 жыл бұрын
Nah I'm pretty sure the "alien barging into Jerma's room and spearing him in the chest" sound he made during the Vegas Stakes stream will win worst sound 2020.
@michaelthompson7217
@michaelthompson7217 4 жыл бұрын
33:50 reaction to getting in a bad car accident at 140mph >what?
@DisgustedCheese
@DisgustedCheese 4 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t just a _bad_ accident, he went *flying*
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 3 жыл бұрын
meanwhile, his scream of very real horror when he went harmlessly through a cactus
@voidman9
@voidman9 4 жыл бұрын
HEY GUYS JERMA985 HERE
@ImAWildApe
@ImAWildApe 4 ай бұрын
Dig the bugs out they are screaming
@pondbear1433
@pondbear1433 4 жыл бұрын
5:09:30 for the amazing UFO bit.
@chaosinsurgency6636
@chaosinsurgency6636 4 жыл бұрын
Prwtty sure that wasn't a bit
@franciscoybighartson8854
@franciscoybighartson8854 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂
@OfficialEFJ
@OfficialEFJ 4 жыл бұрын
The most frustrating and most enjoyable stream of 2020.
@BrotherSean
@BrotherSean 4 жыл бұрын
In the most frustrating year so far, 2020, I agree!
@japes2398
@japes2398 4 жыл бұрын
simpson's hit & run 2.0
@SamsterClone
@SamsterClone 4 жыл бұрын
up until today’s saw and ratatouille stream
@missffox
@missffox 4 жыл бұрын
How can he spend 5 hours pulling cars apart and then not understand that the bike is overheating, there's truly always the jerma factor
@jopdog
@jopdog 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@missffox jerma factor is a fantastic word to describe how it takes an hour for him to think of filling up a new car before driving off with it
@jjvillalobos1244
@jjvillalobos1244 4 жыл бұрын
i like at the sequence at 1:38:00 jerma never had a single bullet in the chamber
@spase667
@spase667 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite Jerma streams ever. My headcanon is that the player character in the game is a dad robot, like something from Bicentennial Man, who woke up in the post apocalypse. He is preoccupied with cars because of some residual dad programming that is misfiring in his AI. It would explain why he can rip cars apart with no effort, drink oil, and piss and fart on command.
@woahdude5553
@woahdude5553 4 жыл бұрын
yea, he can literally ingest fuel, blood, alchohol, and coolant and dispense it on command
@ArgSel
@ArgSel 2 жыл бұрын
What's pretty interesting is that you can store any liquid in yourself. Urine will contain exactly whatever you've drank, so, if you don't have space in your vehicle for gas, you can drink it, and it will stay as 100% gas, as long as you don't drink anything else.
@paw9122
@paw9122 2 жыл бұрын
in real life or the game
@ArgSel
@ArgSel 2 жыл бұрын
Both.
@lopey5035
@lopey5035 2 жыл бұрын
8 months later and I was just released from the hospital. You're a goddamn liar.
@arsonarson9816
@arsonarson9816 Жыл бұрын
Please don’t drink gasoline
@burneybenry8909
@burneybenry8909 Жыл бұрын
@@arsonarson9816 your hubris will be your downfall
@TheDsRequiem
@TheDsRequiem 4 жыл бұрын
I love that jerma always seems so.. appreciative when someone donates to him. Very humble guy.
@sabotabo7476
@sabotabo7476 3 жыл бұрын
5:08:53 imagine you tell your dad that blue isn't your favorite color and he runs up to the car with enough force to shake it and says "whuzzat?"
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea 2 жыл бұрын
hake is a noun, not a verb
@kelvinmck2001
@kelvinmck2001 2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure they meant shake
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea 2 жыл бұрын
@@kelvinmck2001 good job, you pointed out the obvious
@sabotabo7476
@sabotabo7476 2 жыл бұрын
there i fixed it. now no one knows what you're talking about
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea
@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabotabo7476 (edited)
@tastyradroach2821
@tastyradroach2821 4 жыл бұрын
“6,000 of you probably thought that was the funniest thing that’s happened all stream, and I’ll take it.” I’ve never felt so called out in my life.
@studhouser6969
@studhouser6969 4 жыл бұрын
This game is oddly captivating, I hope it gets fleshed out and expanded more. AND DO NOT REMOVE THE FARTING AND SHITTING AND PISSING, NOT EVERY GAME NEEDS TO BE GRITTY AND SERIOUS
@Julius3774
@Julius3774 4 жыл бұрын
Make it extra gritty and serious but the pissing and shitting is even louder and harder
@sna1466
@sna1466 4 жыл бұрын
Every time you piss and shit the game gets grittier.
@raysore_
@raysore_ 4 жыл бұрын
the piss gets grittier and the shit becomes sandpaper
@zzeroara9511
@zzeroara9511 4 жыл бұрын
there are a lot of cars you can find, like big muscle trucks and pickup trucks
@Mightylcanis
@Mightylcanis 4 жыл бұрын
Cool false dichotomy.
@PXdro1
@PXdro1 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought "oh what a shitty game" and by the end of the stream I was like "noo please play more" Jerma is funnyman of the century
@Dubbadee124
@Dubbadee124 4 жыл бұрын
it reminds me of a more unhinged "my summer car"
@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort
@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort 4 жыл бұрын
@Grym Needs to be a very special kind of shitty, most bad games are just boring
@Concerned_Custodian
@Concerned_Custodian 4 жыл бұрын
@Grym I didn't think this game was shit
@AB-bg7os
@AB-bg7os 4 жыл бұрын
This game is pretty good I recommend getting it
@funnyman10912
@funnyman10912 4 жыл бұрын
are you sure about that?
@laughingman4236
@laughingman4236 4 жыл бұрын
36:20 35 year old streamer has never heard of a rear-engined car
@radekmilewicz6192
@radekmilewicz6192 4 жыл бұрын
>lives in Vegas >never seen a Porsche
@dolo4872
@dolo4872 4 жыл бұрын
Neither have i, cars are boring
@radekmilewicz6192
@radekmilewicz6192 4 жыл бұрын
@@dolo4872 Cars are an automatic +1 lettergrade
@whitehuayra
@whitehuayra 4 жыл бұрын
@@radekmilewicz6192 or Volkswagen beetle or Lamborghini..
@radekmilewicz6192
@radekmilewicz6192 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitehuayra Lambos are mid-engined not rear-engined. It's a small difference, but still.
@MinusTwoPoints
@MinusTwoPoints 2 жыл бұрын
The German radio station at around 5:04:00 confused the hell out of me because I am a native German speaker and I was wondering where the weird eastern accent German talking is coming from. Also he just said a bunch of random shit like "we are driving we are driving we are driving" or "I really urgently have to use a (inaudible) vehicle right now. Someone give me a (?) vehicle. I really have to go to the toilet but I will only drive a (?) vehicle." That just really threw me off lol
@jacobmerchant1908
@jacobmerchant1908 4 жыл бұрын
2:05:02 that actually scared me holy shit
@wolfluver00012
@wolfluver00012 4 жыл бұрын
the scream at 2:17:36 was so genuine i cabt stop laughing
@Hackerb0b
@Hackerb0b 4 жыл бұрын
oh my god same
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
that sounds like the sort of scream you do when you have a nightmare and you're screaming irl because of how terrified you are
@burgbass
@burgbass 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that one video with the guy recording himself singing in the car but then he screams at something that causes him to crash and Jerma’s scream sounds like that lol
@dakota7745
@dakota7745 2 жыл бұрын
@@burgbass Lmao holy shit your right!
@fuckiopussigetti453
@fuckiopussigetti453 Жыл бұрын
Thats the scream you let you when you're meming on a boss, then he throws out the attack that was supposed to be telegraphed but almost fucks you up
@arthurmorgan6783
@arthurmorgan6783 2 жыл бұрын
5:03:21 This is my favorite part, the part where Jerma has fully given in to the psychopath part of him. Just imagine a dude on a road, think mad max desert. Just blasting heavy metal rock while pissing into his cars oil tank.
@Chef_John_PSX
@Chef_John_PSX 4 жыл бұрын
"ow my gamer wart!"
@Sealab21
@Sealab21 4 жыл бұрын
57:10 can't wait to see all the edits of that
@usernamehandle
@usernamehandle 4 жыл бұрын
2:11:07 Dad leaving you simulator
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 жыл бұрын
3:06:07 brown note
@thomaswoodward818
@thomaswoodward818 4 жыл бұрын
5:05:45 start of the Dad & Son bit
@WerrinLotsuvhats
@WerrinLotsuvhats 4 жыл бұрын
This just in: Man wastes 200 L of water in a drought so he could endlessly piss on a video camera
@emulsion_
@emulsion_ 4 жыл бұрын
The image of jerma, butt sunk into a toilet, arms and legs flailing, screaming tinily for help in the bugelberry voice is PREMO
@SirNarax
@SirNarax 4 жыл бұрын
"Gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is!" Famous last words but counter intuitively not for the reason one would immediately suspect.
@neilgoldberg547
@neilgoldberg547 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome post, really simulates the feeling of being trapped in a car with Jerma as he slowly dissends into a delusional mess.
@D3Z3R7
@D3Z3R7 4 жыл бұрын
*turns bucket upside down* *[sploosh]* "EMPTY!? WHAT!"
@System509
@System509 4 жыл бұрын
The REAL TRAGEDY is the warts we grew along the way
@aka_miso
@aka_miso 4 жыл бұрын
REAL TRAGEDY
@gremloid
@gremloid 3 жыл бұрын
1:20:58 literally the best timing
@TombstoneDjango
@TombstoneDjango 3 жыл бұрын
I discovered Jerma via this video in December. I was sick with the flu for about two weeks and would slip in and out of consciousness, and I probably played this over 50 times during that period lol. I don’t get a chance to see him live on Twitch very often, but I appreciate the time you all put in for these archives. I’ve watched a lot of them since then.
@NR-po4fw
@NR-po4fw 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, Jeeze that part made me laugh so hard when he Said "hey Jerma985 here" then proceeds to hit a Pole.
@munchmongoose
@munchmongoose 4 жыл бұрын
19:35 Crying and Pissing and Farting: the prophecy has been fulfilled
@13megaprime
@13megaprime 4 жыл бұрын
DISTRACTED driver loses control of clown car on empty road in the desert
@crimsonlanceman7882
@crimsonlanceman7882 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh the road has massive stones on it and driving is probably really junkie.
@hoshii.8533
@hoshii.8533 4 жыл бұрын
this is a top tier stream. highly recommend
@quinnherron7707
@quinnherron7707 4 жыл бұрын
2:48:40 this is why I love Jerma ❤️
@Diecaoverse
@Diecaoverse 4 жыл бұрын
39:47 my favorite part
@Big_G_42069
@Big_G_42069 3 жыл бұрын
4:50:10 is one of my favorite moments of the entire stream hahah
@AshTronaut99
@AshTronaut99 4 жыл бұрын
POV: you live in Australia.
@shrekonion8307
@shrekonion8307 4 жыл бұрын
Pov: you are in wyoming
@rhyswright9858
@rhyswright9858 4 жыл бұрын
@@shrekonion8307 doesnt exist
@shrekonion8307
@shrekonion8307 4 жыл бұрын
@@rhyswright9858 it does exist, its the portal between this reality and the ever consuming darkness that is brazil
@objectifymutahar1869
@objectifymutahar1869 3 жыл бұрын
@@shrekonion8307 lol Wyoming is a lot funnier if not bc it makes more sense accuracy wise Australia doesn’t really make sense. There are other places
@Darth_Melvis
@Darth_Melvis 3 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this while driving and Jermas first screams nearly gave me a heart attack. I can only imagine driving with Jerma would be terrifying.
@Mrpawsum2
@Mrpawsum2 4 жыл бұрын
Question for everyone watching, what do you think the best joke of the year has been so far? For me it's between Pissy Perry from Diablo 2, and the scene in this stream where he puts the camera in the back seat and pretends to be a father.
@frankomancer
@frankomancer 4 жыл бұрын
The MMO raid group chatting during Alien Squad was incredible
@jmrgonnagetya
@jmrgonnagetya 4 жыл бұрын
I actually got dizzy from laughing at the mirror crash bit
@brohogany9920
@brohogany9920 4 жыл бұрын
@@frankomancer I was going to say the mmo joke from the Evolva stream too lol
@Mrpawsum2
@Mrpawsum2 4 жыл бұрын
@@frankomancer that's definitely a classic
@PkmnTrainerMario619
@PkmnTrainerMario619 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of the Super Mario Sunshine streams had golden moments such as the "leaked voice message" or the "big brother" joke
@Punk__pixie
@Punk__pixie 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta say the jerma wart arc is probably his weirdest one yet
@ozvoid1245
@ozvoid1245 4 жыл бұрын
The part at around 3:40:00 or 3:50:00, when he was actually scrapping the good car to improve his car, even taking the wheels. It was just one of those moments where you thought everything was going to be great.
@Yumais
@Yumais 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma constantly going back for the bed drove me mad.
@Jormelli
@Jormelli 4 жыл бұрын
The bed was needed for the world record.
@紫の羊-z9p
@紫の羊-z9p 3 жыл бұрын
How else would have he obtained the perfect Bed% run?
@danboltmaker5705
@danboltmaker5705 4 жыл бұрын
This stream was absolutely delightful to watch. It was a perfect game for Jerma. It reminded me of "my summer car" but it had less car assembly and a lot more gas available so he could just be himself. I loved that he "fixed up" his beater car by putting different doors on that don't even line up with the body panels.
@radicly793
@radicly793 4 жыл бұрын
Something from this stream will be in the jerma awards for sure.
@mello998
@mello998 3 жыл бұрын
The entire stream won :D
@laragigi0758
@laragigi0758 4 жыл бұрын
5:44:20 Jerma trying to pronounce wayneradiotv. Chat asked to raid him cause it was his birthday :] edit: 5:47:28 Talking about wayneradiotv's birthday lol
@Buzzling
@Buzzling 3 жыл бұрын
The father and son skit, crashing the car and the mirror fixation. The fantastic absurdity. Jesus, the amount of laughing.
@thesnorg1442
@thesnorg1442 4 жыл бұрын
2:03:51
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 3 жыл бұрын
Lenny to George in of mice and men
@kelakakku
@kelakakku 4 жыл бұрын
32:00 "What's wrong?" he asks after pouring oil, diesel and gas in the tank.
@jackofblades3998
@jackofblades3998 4 жыл бұрын
The part where he had nothing but a bar of gold when he needed a tire was pure kino
@hungryhedgehog4201
@hungryhedgehog4201 Жыл бұрын
I love how his first actions when arriving at the gasstation are: Ripping off the car door, drinking gasoline then pissing into the bottle to drink the piss, finding oil and then proceeding to put that into the tank of his car.
@radshiba_
@radshiba_ 4 жыл бұрын
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
@megagrips6470
@megagrips6470 4 жыл бұрын
тнιѕ ιѕ вαт Ƈσυηтяу
@dandertuts7702
@dandertuts7702 2 жыл бұрын
I like that when Jerma finally found gas when he was about to run out, he proceeds to drink half of it, and then dump the other half in a diesel fueled car.
@gregxcelente4271
@gregxcelente4271 3 жыл бұрын
I'm crying laughing right now. I had this playing in the background while I was editing my next video. I decided just randomly to click over to see what the game is about and I click in at 1:20:49.
@AlphaFlight
@AlphaFlight Жыл бұрын
Don't be a leech
@noaag
@noaag 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma should play games with an eye tracker. And gamer glasses, and the straw that sends mouse clicks when you blow into it.
@Zeref198
@Zeref198 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, the scene where he was messing with the gun and hit the car reminds me of when I was a kid and I would mess around in my father's garage and instantly be like "ooohhh" everytime I broke something
@HulksterHogan
@HulksterHogan 4 жыл бұрын
*be jerma *throw three cans of oil into the distance *one minute later "I don't have any oil."
@3t9l
@3t9l 4 жыл бұрын
(Looks at trabant) "Should I take this cadillac?"
@galacsinhajto
@galacsinhajto 4 жыл бұрын
I will forgive him for being an American. 😔
@cbayer5012
@cbayer5012 4 жыл бұрын
He also didnt know to put oil in the gas.
@AshTronaut99
@AshTronaut99 4 жыл бұрын
Because you shouldn’t need to
@yourcommander3412
@yourcommander3412 4 жыл бұрын
One of jermas best streams imo.
@grease_monkey6078
@grease_monkey6078 4 жыл бұрын
No matter what happens, Jermas fans will always bait Him while He streams I love it
@herbivorethecarnivore8447
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 жыл бұрын
why are you capitalizing he and him like he's a fucking deity
@kR-qj7rw
@kR-qj7rw 4 жыл бұрын
He's not hard at all to bait lol
@siluriantides
@siluriantides 4 жыл бұрын
@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 He's the God of Warts. That much is obvious.
@ichaos65
@ichaos65 Жыл бұрын
Jerma's Brain: perfectly fine working car with a tank of diesel in the back seat and a spare tyre < shitty bike
@bazinga2
@bazinga2 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this man just filled a diesel tank with half gasoline and engine oil
@jldoubleu4993
@jldoubleu4993 4 жыл бұрын
1:41:22 worst noise 2020 contender Edit: also 1:44:04 lmao
@fourskinman2463
@fourskinman2463 2 жыл бұрын
Is that those tubes with the balls in them
@nich3897
@nich3897 4 жыл бұрын
True Stream of the Year contender
@NeonNightmares
@NeonNightmares 4 жыл бұрын
Who even can say that he mastered the art of gaming to this degree of perfection that his body grew gaming warts? I thought it was only a myth, a legend but here he is showing that it actually can be achieved by the most skilled gamer gods. Truly breathtaking!
@Melvin_RongDong
@Melvin_RongDong 3 жыл бұрын
I love how quick and panicky his voice gets when something glitchy or scary happens in games, its hilarious
@becksbeard1774
@becksbeard1774 4 жыл бұрын
The mirror bit. I laughed so hard I think something in my body broke.
@crimsonlanceman7882
@crimsonlanceman7882 4 жыл бұрын
RIP beard guy
@EbolaClown
@EbolaClown 4 жыл бұрын
The objective best Jerma bit is when he says “I thought this was an X game” when any X game has Y game elements, I don’t know why but it’s super funny
@tommyhardarsson2432
@tommyhardarsson2432 9 ай бұрын
2:15:40 GOD punished him IMMEDIATELY for even thinking of hypothetically eating Campbell soup.
@willismith96
@willismith96 4 жыл бұрын
This man has never heard of a rear engine car in his life.. amazing
@shil4720
@shil4720 4 жыл бұрын
tbf he probably didn't mean rear engine cars in general, but just rear engine cars like... that. Most people think of fancy-ass sports cars when thinking of rear engines.
@bitchpuke
@bitchpuke 2 жыл бұрын
or a motorized bike
@mcgoblin9412
@mcgoblin9412 Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of letting this stream run while doing a long drive of my own. Something about the isolation ingame is really comforting
@Redbikemaster
@Redbikemaster Жыл бұрын
I'm a trucker and listened to this stream during a shift. It was life changing
@Kavukamari
@Kavukamari 4 жыл бұрын
if jerma wants to know why the seed is negative, it's because the game randomizes all the bits in the number, if the first bit is on, that means the number is negative
@Kavukamari
@Kavukamari 4 жыл бұрын
1001 1110 0001 0111 0100 0101 0101 0111
@Alfenium
@Alfenium 4 жыл бұрын
@@Kavukamari You speak robot?
@princefoxv
@princefoxv 2 жыл бұрын
The part with the bus was like that one episode of the original Twilight Zone, where the main character’s city has been nuked, and all thats left is him, and his books, but then he drops and shatters his glasses, and is left shouting that it’s not fair
@m0yasi
@m0yasi 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this is one of my favorite streams. Only Jerma can make a game like THIS be fucking hilarious.
@TheDsRequiem
@TheDsRequiem 4 жыл бұрын
Not true. Tomato did too
@LeftoversGone
@LeftoversGone 4 жыл бұрын
true im not gonna lie this should be a nomination for one of the best streams of 2020
@redanglerfish
@redanglerfish 4 жыл бұрын
Jerma’s reaction to the engine being in the back is priceless
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