Jerma Streams - Q Remastered

[@JermaStreamArchive]

12:24 Q Remastered

[@MrAlien23]

Thanks jerma!

[@Monk3y_C]

12:24 Q Remastered 👍

[@milesh.2968]

​@Monk3y_C little known fact: the timestamp 1:23:09 also contains scenes of the game Q Remastered 👍

[@Gee000]

I wish theres a chat

[@salman_3833]

@@Gee000 idk if this is a joke but check description

[@AdmiralTipsy]

Jerma's logo makes so much sense now. It's the only shape he knows how to draw.

[@samgomez9942]

Lmfao, insanely goated comment

[@taintedgrl]

this is so good

[@SELFISH.DEATHWISH]

hookma985

[@rosaviolet428]

Underrated comment

[@LinusBitchTits]

@@rosaviolet428it’s literally the top comment

[@cfluffboy2699]

i love that his solution to literally every puzzle is either “big rock” or “big hook”

[@ohnoitsvalya]

or a big rock attached to a big hook

[@marlenciaga]

caveman

[@rileyrobin2]

Jerma Tools

[@MakkaPak]

Just like how he treats his victims

[@MosseningEntity]

You have to give him credit for the balloon one. He tried sticks and many little rocks too.

[@elijahwallace1745]

the way he kept drawing hooks expecting them to defy physics is sending me

[@aniyilator]

😂fr

[@smithsmithony5401]

cartoon physics andy

[@penghuinkirby]

i'm on the part where he keeps drawing a sperm over and over to try to raise alex

[@redrar00]

No fulcrum andy

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

IT WOULD'VE WORKED AT SOME PARTS TOO!! HE JUST KEPT ADDING CURVES TO IT!!!!!!!!!

[@JacobKinsley]

Put this at 4x speed and it's like one of those "you need 400 IQ to beat this" mobile ads

[@jovon6791]

This made this stream watchable, thank you

[@Killerguts]

At 2x speed it sounds like ben shapiro having a difficult time

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Killerguts Ben Shapiro finding the clitoris

[@marr1235]

@@jovon6791If you thought this was bad you would implode at watching NL try the first few stages of the game

[@smokey_novanacho]

Holy shit, you are funny

[@oweneastwood2223]

The way he puts that special tail on the end of every hook just to prevent it from doing anything…

[@placeholdername8529]

Jerma saying "stop this at once" to physics is probably one of his best quotes ever

[@neore]

jerma's brain consists of nothing but fulcrums and hooks

[@tonyjones8706]

And ballsacks

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

And baseballs

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

@@TotalNigelFargothDeath But only when they're up his ass.

[@SunBrocean]

Jerma985 getting exactly 98.5 like that is so unnaturally improbable, he'd have to be a genius to pull it off on purpose.

[@tr0y644]

Timestamp? I was there, but I was asleep.

[@SunBrocean]

​@@tr0y644 4:08:37

[@namegoeshere8998]

He's just got a unique kind of luck, like somehow getting a rare glitch in DMC 3 that sounds like a huge explosion. I feel like there are more examples, but the only other one that comes to mind is beating Flamelurker in Demon's Souls on the first try.

[@maple...]

it was all part of the plan

[@katzea.a7880]

I only see streamers pull of ridiculous stuff like this not on purpose

[@munchycrunchybread]

watching a jerma puzzle stream is like edging

[@JacobKinsley]

I'm g- im gonna... Jerma: hmm, restart GAHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU argh..... Hrrrrgh...

[@hanto144]

😳 ❓

[@Your_Local_Bushman]

@@hanto144 😏

[@stick-em-up2904]

“why did he read thatt?!??????” “Why did hee read thaaaaaat?!?????!???!????”

[@brennafren]

😍🤤

[@MAN1CXD]

The fact he keeps drawing objects that touch the ground expecting them to have enough weight build up is crazy

[@lrizzard]

i think the word is momentum but i'll give it to you, you at least know how physics work 😭

[@MAN1CXD]

@@lrizzard I was too lazy to remember the actual word lol

[@4rumani]

​@@lrizzard it's potential energy, not momentum momentum is for objects in motion

[@lrizzard]

@@4rumani how is falling object not considered in motion? also there's an impact with the second object it falls into so iirc both kinetic energy and momentum is important in that moment

[@brzyrt9714]

@@4rumani you have learned physics words and it has somehow made you worse at physics

[@gasleona]

this whole game is basically proving the idiom "if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail"

[@JacobKinsley]

If all you have is a hook, everything looks like a fulcrum

[@theharvinator]

@@JacobKinsley god damn i was going to say the same exact thing

[@algernopkrieger7710]

The way he draws shapes and puts bends and cricks in them, expecting them to pivot midair as they fall, infuriates the logical part of my brain while the caveman part leans back satisfied in the knowledge it will FOR SURE work this time.

[@turbosoggy8404]

But for real what the hell is he expecting to happen when he draws all the squiggles in his lines

[@antifreezeoverice]

@@turbosoggy8404 he keeps using the old mechanics from when physics was still in beta

[@JacobKinsley]

@@antifreezeoverice of the universe?

[@a_soup_can]

3:24:31 oh my god he nearly wins it like this and then decides to _never do it like that again,_ he's like Wiley Coyote

[@Razsteroid]

This whole section is so incredibly brain dead.

[@oliviakhan7824]

screaming at my monitor please stop drawing tables

[@stick-em-up2904]

Wiley coyote comparison is gold lmao

[@flute2010]

how is he able to balance his physical body and walk around with this loose of a grasp over physics

[@dinnerorz]

hook

[@Yukari_Yakumo]

@@dinnerorzhe is like a puppet held up by multiple hooks.

[@Euanverse]

LET HIM HOOK Also he is hereby known as Jerma98.5

[@lrizzard]

I'm so glad this guy was a teacher at some point

[@miffedmeff7302]

The next generation is doomed.

[@morganabird873]

So, so, *so* many moments where I'm literally staring at the screen with no clue whatsoever what he's doing. Like I truly can't even begin to comprehend he's thinking.

[@texassherman7093]

Study his brain!!

[@ni4717]

Someone needs to study his brain!

[@tijs909]

hes 100% not thinking, just placing hooks

[@kontorabasukurarinetto2556]

I knew this was going to be the thumbnail as soon as it happened on stream

[@aniyilator]

BOOBA

[@burgersquinn]

every time i find myself thinking "maybe chat is a little too hard on his intelligence" he plays a game like this. truly agonizing at points.

[@zzeroara9511]

this and botw make me think he might have been thrown at a wall as a baby

[@merrysleeps]

he’s so good at puzzles

[@broadcast276]

I am always so intimidated by his intelligence. His brain works on a higher level than the rest of us.

[@johnnysweetly3757]

You would be just as bad but an nth as entertaining, you fucking nobody.

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Oh you haven't seen that stream.

[@strictlyrudeinhd]

he didn't know what a fulcrum is or what pivot means

[@munchycrunchybread]

just cuz ur on ur alt doesn't mean we don't know it's you jerma

[@MAN1CXD]

Everytime he almost finds the answer he gives up and tries a different tactic

[@perceval533]

its infuriating

[@stick-em-up2904]

Lllmmffaaoooo true

[@v3e010]

i love when he finishes a bit then giggles like a maniac having an episode

[@suchgreatname]

Me after the lobotomy EVERY TIME 😂😂

[@biosupdate7449]

Huh? What fulcrum? Me attach hook to rock instead 🗿

[@Kkakasih12]

I lost braincells watching this live im here to reclaim it

[@asoap2422]

yeah about that...

[@_midinette_]

braincell scalper

[@JacobKinsley]

@@_midinette_ Scalp? You mean jerma's thin balding scalp?

[@jimass13]

6 hours of jerma insisting you need a physics degree to put a square peg in a square hole

[@jennymartin8448]

Man loves the fulcrum but won’t use it when it’s the solution to the puzzle

[@thedub007]

I hope “STUDY HIS BRAIN” becomes a recurring Jerma meme for a long time 😂

[@Corninthesky]

I’m not trying to be an asshole I promise but I do think it’s been around for a while

[@thedub007]

Well either way his reaction to seeing it this stream was hilarious :P

[@tonyjones8706]

​@Corninthesky all of jerma985 is a case study we just cant let him know

[@Robofrosty]

@@Corninthesky I've never heard someone say to study his brain til this stream.

[@qquanzaa]

i had a dollhouse poster on my dorm wall and someone i just met saw it and said "i dont know anything about jerma other than that i want to study him like a bug"

[@redrar00]

Ok but this is genuinely like watching an AI go from no info on the game to gaining a vague understanding of it

[@JacobKinsley]

It sort of knows what a fulcrum is but like an alternate reality law of physics defying version of a fulcrum

[@medium.kahuna]

I truly love that Jerma will draw an object that touches the ground and has a very heavy base and the expect it to spontaneously begin twisting and turning and falling

[@Kalliander]

SO THE 985 MEANT JERMA'S IQ ALL ALONG

[@feIon]

proof of time travel

[@ArchmageLampae]

good to see jerma celebrating pride month by googling tears of the kingdom ballsack

[@CounterNerd]

he's literally drawing the jerma logo monster over and over and over for 5 hours straight

[@DoganME]

I like the chat member that was writing "You did it" through whole stream

[@kelseyhoffman541]

thirty minutes in and I'm doing deep breathing exercises, his incompetence is going to put me in the hospital

[@RyansGamerShack]

40 year old streamer

[@TJlolbagger]

I couldn't get past him attempting Q15

[@bigbayesian9395]

Fully understands how a fulcrum works in a catapult but nowhere else

[@bloodlessvr2823]

Ahem, i think you meant pivot point. Fulcrum Andy doesn’t like when you use words he doesn’t understand

[@TheFudily]

Spends 10 minutes learning that there's physics. "I didn't know there was velocity!" Spends another 10 minutes still clearly experiencing the game's physics. "I didn't know there was weight!!" If you were able to keep watching past this point, you're a stronger man than I.

[@hithere5005]

I don’t know why Jerma thinks you have to have studied physics to understand that a hook with a weight on it won’t solve every problem. Or any problem to be honest. He’s literally a cartoon character. He’s using cartoon physics.

[@thearchitect5405]

He's like an AI. He learns certain shapes and where to put them, then tries to apply the same shapes and positions to other situations, in various senseless combinations until it works. He's bruteforcing it, just hoping that the shapes that worked early on will keep working for every different problem going forward, and doesn't even understand that reason the shapes worked in order to properly use them to solve future problems.

[@Uncle_Fatt]

jerma draws sperm cells for 6 hrs: the movie

[@horning445]

I don't think Cheltie could possibly make any highlights of this stream

[@blackmage1276]

The whole stream is a highlight

[@yunnuc]

jerma saying fulcrum a million times after learning what it means gives me life

[@ykobi]

i swear to god i am losing my mind over the jerma tears of the kingdom sack talk at the beginning because i imagine jerma hopping onto google typing the words 'tears of the kingdom ballsack'

[@TJlolbagger]

This feels like watching a cartel execution in slow motion.

[@sapphinese]

This is so viscerally accurate

[@spit.or.swaIIow]

90% of the population cannot solve this game! 🤯

[@CGFillertext]

98.5%*

[@AW-1909]

If Jerma was ever presented with a simple machine his brain would explode

[@shoebillfan1963]

jerma is scared of ovens

[@Camothor10]

If we showed him a combustion engine his head would combust

[@G0nzA10895]

This is the one Jerma stream I just couldn't bare to watch. It's a never ending mobile ad.

[@wilowwy8178]

Is this what the scientists that teach crows feel like?

[@sleepymeadows5935]

Hey! Crows are very intuitive animals!

[@ejm25]

33:38 - successfully moves the balls and is close to getting them out, then just starts making triangles for like 5 minutes for no reason

[@samgomez9942]

Triangles worked way better, what do you mean?

[@ejm25]

@@samgomez9942 triangles eventually worked better, but only he tried them for 5 minutes. He rightfully saw potential in the triangle but personally i would've kept going with the circle because we saw a glimpse of success with it

[@samgomez9942]

@@ejm25 I mean, sure circles could've worked but I'm pretty sure triangles were the more efficient strategy and probably what the game wanted you to do. Ofc everyone is free to play how they want

[@ejm25]

@@samgomez9942 yeah true, my monkey brain just sees something work and says 'DO IT AGAIN'

[@yondertf2]

13:38 The way he just continues to make things worse for himself without realizing is making me lose my mind

[@eatslegos]

2:19:59 this entire part just made me so outrageously upset

[@zzeroara9511]

OH MY GOD IS HE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED????? THIS IS UN -FUCKING BELIEVABLE

[@billwilliamson1506]

Watching jerma play is like watching an ai learn to walk

[@WryTrvr]

it's like there's a whole gland in his brain that should be working, but it's doing absolutely nothing

[@aniyilator]

Hearing Holly CACKLE at the shit he does is so funny

[@zzeroara9511]

do you think holly was watching this stream and 25 minutes in she went "who is this man? what have i done...?"

[@ijneb1248]

3:12:24 is the first time he actually properly anchors any of his ramp drawings

[@shimodu402]

he should have tried dropping more big rocks on stuff

[@ShaOryDow]

This was a pain to witness, but it's why we love this guy so much.

[@satsu3098]

Real talk, can Jerma actually imagine things in his mind before they happen? Aphantasia would explain literally so much

[@zerotian5661]

is this what being over the age of 40 does to someone

[@carsonbutch8386]

zero impulse control andy

[@male4047]

As someone with aphantasia, Jeremy's problem is one I can't relate to

[@sapphinese]

No, I think it’s the opposite. He pictures these insane scenes in his head and convinced himself that he can perfectly replicate them in reality.

[@a.d1775]

its called adhd lol i am much the same

[@--KNIVESTOWN]

jerma is the guy in the game ads that keeps fucking up to bait u into buying it

[@JacobKinsley]

5:16:53 this is like the sort of thing you see on a computer screen in a dream on your work PC and you're like 'huh alright ok'

[@lukedeets5016]

Jerma, the world is your fulcrum.

[@theabsoluteworstest]

Having to watch this vod in small doses so it remains funny

[@awsomebot1]

"I didn't know there was actual velocity" No way he isnt taking drugs before these streams to mess with us

[@WEndro333]

We finally got a stream more painful than Daedalus Encounter

[@charlied3189]

I swear if he draws another hook

[@Homulazuli]

Jerma would absolutely die in the wilderness

[@thescaredshadow]

At least 90% of this stream can be summarized with "PIVOT".

[@dankmurphy216]

I swear he's playing with us. @21:00 it doesn't require an advanced understanding of physics to solve but he makes me feel like it does

[@kosmaaa]

this stream made me irrationally angry i went to sleep and was still mad

[@ekoz]

are you TURKISH

[@kosmaaa]

@@ekoz no im MAD

[@ekoz]

@@kosmaaa AGGHHHJHHHH

[@tacitgamingfanREAL]

were you the chat member who said “i think i hate you”

[@frogtrenchcoat]

i have 0 conception of physics too but seeing him fail is still absolutely hilarious

[@_slashes]

I really dont know if i can sit through 6 hours of this

[@Yarumasi]

I have watched a ton of japanese vtubers play this game, and no matter how casual and non-gamer or even understanding of the logic of the game, they still did better. However its our little jermy so I can forgive him since hes funny

[@tacitgamingfanREAL]

fulcrum freddy strikes again

[@oweneastwood2223]

This stream was the perfect place to announce that he may never play TotK, cause after seeing this I don’t think I want him to

[@zzeroara9511]

oh me neither, he wouldn't enjoy it OR be good

[@UnDedCharger]

Jerma is not beating the zerkkin allegations with that thumbnail 😭😭

[@wealthybone2990]

Uh what that thumbnail? Didn't know Jerma would be zerked in a game that tests your IQ.

[@funni_noises]

Leaky skull syndrome Andy

[@JoetheRectangle]

1:16:58 perfect music timing

[@Razsteroid]

Watch a man try to put a square peg in a round hole for 6 hours.

[@brennafren]

This is the first time I have actively struggled to watch a Jerma stream VOD. I have to click off after every few minutes, then come back, because this VOD is melting my brain with every active second.

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

1:04:36 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!" He represents the people of America in this one sentence.

[@dreadfulroses]

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” - Albert Einstein

[@zzeroara9511]

not only is that not insanity, albert einstein didn't say that

[@dreadfulroses]

What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that@@zzeroara9511

[@santa_with_a_gun]

​@@dreadfulrosesverbal glory kill

[@inceIbur]

i seriously feel like i'm going to cry. i can't finish watching this it hurts so bad

[@thecookingchannel1520]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[@spit.or.swaIIow]

Watching this sober is not recommended.

[@Red_Schuhart]

How does this man BREATHE?

[@heedfoo6780]

I lost so many brain cells when I saw this livestream it’s crazy

[@itsrammylol]

This was the most infuriating experience I’ve gone through. It felt like the opposite of an anger management class

[@allope4757]

It's like watching someone makes an animation frame by frame only slightly different

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

Heard about this stream and randomly clicked on 1:55:45 So much for a "chill stream" huh

[@wookie6596]

Wow, the brain rot is really starting to become a problem. Dude can't do simple problem solving with shapes.

[@expy3589]

This stream killed me man 😭 Idk why everyone was taking it so serious then he does shit like this 1:29:23

[@hourai1052]

Another game that he's so bad at that it makes me want to buy the game and do it myself

[@Jud]

Haven't laughed at a stream this much in ages 54:48

[@Houston.]

Stop this shit AT ONCE

[@osmium7738]

I laughed out loud, too. It's such a weird sentence, and the fact that he immediately recognizes it and laughs at himself?!

[@witchbitch8396]

i just came back to this vod exactly for this moment bcz i nearly pissed myself when i heard it. i wheezed for like 5 straight minutes

[@BootElf]

Fulcrum in the Middle

[@antifreezeoverice]

top ten streams to watch with your hands on top of your head like 😧

[@slimebunny5700]

Never let bro cook again 💀

[@made.online2149]

Never let bro hook again 💀

[@Cyan4h]

Timestamps : Primary 1-1 12:40 1-2 13:10 1-3 13:20 1-4 14:20 1-5 15:10

[@M8ingSeason]

I didn't know Jerma was comfortable getting this high on stream. Maybe he just lost track of time after eating fifteen-hundred pound of marijuana.

[@guywith_dog]

"is this a bit?" "no it's a physics based puzzle game" BUDDY