Jerma Streams - The Closing Shift

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@JermaStreamArchive
@JermaStreamArchive 2 жыл бұрын
This video is part of a larger stream that goes 1. Elden Ring (Part 16) kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqCae4djZ86soMU 2. The Closing Shift 3. Vampire Survivors (Part 2) kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJnVYod3f9GgeJI 1:14 The Closing Shift 1:24:52 Brb Ends
@マスクエロン
@マスクエロン Жыл бұрын
ok
@zazaexpert251
@zazaexpert251 Жыл бұрын
ok
@hazmic9918
@hazmic9918 Жыл бұрын
ok
@dandelionee1960
@dandelionee1960 Жыл бұрын
ok
@skarsguts
@skarsguts 11 ай бұрын
@@zazaexpert251😅
@catacademia
@catacademia 2 жыл бұрын
“ok i’ll make you a fucking steak dinner and like 8 drinks” really captures the frustration of working at a coffee shop
@Wilbyheh
@Wilbyheh Жыл бұрын
1:26:47
@mineapple6726
@mineapple6726 Жыл бұрын
I mean tbh the drive thru guy only ordered like 2 pastries and 2 drinks, which isn’t even that much compared to what some people order 😂
@shelby5809
@shelby5809 Жыл бұрын
i'm just a coffee shop
@MrKylePopovich
@MrKylePopovich 6 ай бұрын
he said "an entire steak dinner" hahaha where did you hear the swearing?
@embodimentofgreatness5514
@embodimentofgreatness5514 12 күн бұрын
this why you can’t get the name right?
@rarecromALT
@rarecromALT 2 жыл бұрын
I’m dead, when he’s scared he starts clearing corners like CS:GO
@Burns11112
@Burns11112 2 жыл бұрын
Tf2*
@fartsimulator-of9li
@fartsimulator-of9li 2 жыл бұрын
@@Burns11112 huh
@Burns11112
@Burns11112 2 жыл бұрын
@@fartsimulator-of9li the jerm squirm was a well known technique of clearing corners in tf2 coined by the almighty Jeremy Elbertson in his professional Team Fortress 2 days.
@whynotll83
@whynotll83 2 жыл бұрын
got a timestamp?
@토니-u2l
@토니-u2l 2 жыл бұрын
​@@Burns11112 csgo*
@maxresdefault3850
@maxresdefault3850 2 жыл бұрын
watching jerma playing a game i don't know about is the best. it's like watching a adult swim sketch.
@alphalax7747
@alphalax7747 2 жыл бұрын
What
@troglodytee
@troglodytee 2 жыл бұрын
this makes perfect sense
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 жыл бұрын
This comment hit the nail on why I love Jerma streams
@DragonTamer31K
@DragonTamer31K 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma looks like the kind of fella who walks a cat on a leash
@AwareWokege
@AwareWokege 2 жыл бұрын
@@DragonTamer31K nah he's the kind of guy who walks a dog without a leash
@jennaberry2
@jennaberry2 2 жыл бұрын
When he repeatedly makes the caramel macchiato without putting the milk in.... At least he's pretty
@chokers
@chokers 2 жыл бұрын
u are so right
@hustlerbojenkins2543
@hustlerbojenkins2543 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn right
@nachgeben
@nachgeben Жыл бұрын
what the fuck is a caramel macchiato, like who the fuck has time to even give a shit about this shit irl
@MoonchildDontCry
@MoonchildDontCry Жыл бұрын
He is so lucky he is entertaining and handsome.
@jonah1561
@jonah1561 Жыл бұрын
he’s just like me fr💗
@bryanhilton7153
@bryanhilton7153 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine hiring a guy who swears he knows what he is doing when it comes to coffee, only to have him pick up and put down cups and utensils repeatedly, run around the store checking behind the computer, and then proceed to trash several pitchers, a full carton of milk, and the customers unlabeled drinks.
@IvanaKill.
@IvanaKill. 2 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG IM DYING LOOOOL
@rarecromALT
@rarecromALT 2 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG IM DYING LOOOOL
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG IM DYING LOOOOL
@sonmiagaylord4659
@sonmiagaylord4659 2 жыл бұрын
LOL OMG IM DYING LOOOOL
@NikkiTrip
@NikkiTrip 2 жыл бұрын
LOOOOL DYING IM OMG LOL
@turtletown456
@turtletown456 2 жыл бұрын
I love this game so much. the commentary of being a young woman working a store and how the VHS filter and everything make you believe there is something supernatural at play, when the reality is that the VHS filter beautifully amplifies the fact that the terror of being stalked and creeped on and threatened is incredibly real for young women, especially in Japan.
@mlokgerm
@mlokgerm Жыл бұрын
Yes!! I don’t understand all the people saying it’s not scary when this is the reality of so many women. Makes me feel a bit sick.
@Bruh-ob9mi
@Bruh-ob9mi Жыл бұрын
@@mlokgerm the reality is that most people don’t care about womens’ issues. Unfortunate, but true.
@lednord741
@lednord741 2 жыл бұрын
It's great how he'd keep inventoring the steamed milk instead of putting it in the cup
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 2 жыл бұрын
+2
@DoodleZoo
@DoodleZoo 2 жыл бұрын
+ 4
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 2 жыл бұрын
@D_ans +2
@18754KRS
@18754KRS 2 жыл бұрын
@D_ans 🙇🏻‍♀️
@soup1594
@soup1594 2 жыл бұрын
I love that she stops to close the store down after finding out there's somebody living in the store like she is a girl boss
@shoebillfan1963
@shoebillfan1963 Жыл бұрын
jermas a girlboss
@twotruckslyrics
@twotruckslyrics 7 ай бұрын
@@shoebillfan1963the translation slays
@BobTheBuilder294
@BobTheBuilder294 2 жыл бұрын
I was exercising while watching this and when that lady with the baby came in out of nowhere i nearly dropped some weights on my face laughing
@xilo6830
@xilo6830 2 жыл бұрын
I have questions...
@livelaughlove0209
@livelaughlove0209 2 жыл бұрын
@@xilo6830 yeah, like how is your tv/computer/or phone positioned so that you can lift weights horizontally? Is it on the ceiling? Or on a table and they strain their neck to watch Jerma?
@BobTheBuilder294
@BobTheBuilder294 2 жыл бұрын
@@livelaughlove0209 i lift weights at home and i watch youtube on my tv. I was laying on my back doing dumbell bench press. I like to multitask when watching someones stream.
@girlbawllz
@girlbawllz Жыл бұрын
@@livelaughlove0209 when you watch videos do you have your eyes glued to the screen unblinking the entire time
@MyNameHere101
@MyNameHere101 8 ай бұрын
I read this too fast and thought it said that you dropped your baby on your face.
@wiredmaus_2
@wiredmaus_2 Жыл бұрын
He has that like greek god look but he is also insane
@liminalgamer935
@liminalgamer935 Жыл бұрын
Find me one sane Greek God
@Kat-PM
@Kat-PM 9 ай бұрын
dennis reynolds core
@fishyishie
@fishyishie 2 жыл бұрын
jerma experiences the horrors of being a food service worker
@Wewin42
@Wewin42 2 жыл бұрын
1:39:43 least stressful customer service situation
@WDWatameVirus
@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын
This game is really cool, glad to see Jerma gave it a try While I can say the games from this studio (Chilla's Art) sometimes are pretty similar to each other, they are pretty well made and they can give you an actual scare (kinda like Puppet Combo but PC only exploits the loud noises to make you scared), still most of them are cool especially the story they tell
@maskettaman1488
@maskettaman1488 2 жыл бұрын
So is this game just different from all of the rest? This was a poorly made game that had no story or atmosphere and certainly wasn't scary lol
@habama1077
@habama1077 2 жыл бұрын
@@maskettaman1488 As weird it feels to express this, I kinda have to agree. Does the first customer need to tell the player how unsettling the place is? twice in the same conversation? ,,Show don't tell" is such a simple rule of thumb in writing, yet it's missed by so many. I don't hate this game, but there is definitely room for improvement in both gameplay and story.
@Ethman16
@Ethman16 2 жыл бұрын
Puppet combo is so overrated, just loud as fuck for the sake of it
@WDWatameVirus
@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ethman16 Yeah, Puppet Combo sucks ass lol
@GamerSisters
@GamerSisters 2 жыл бұрын
@@habama1077 I'm pretty sure this is more of a language barrier thing, while they aren't necessairily translated badly, you can definitely tell that they struggled with the tone of some things from japanese into english.
@VandergriftMoefies
@VandergriftMoefies 2 жыл бұрын
I was like ''NOOO'' when he turned off the VHS filter, But thank god that he left on the VHS filter, because without it just looks like a game created in like Unreal or something. The VHS filter really sells the aesthetic and fall apart without it.
@bottlebeard
@bottlebeard 2 жыл бұрын
With that being said, why are you even allowed to turn it off?
@HugeCockAndBalls
@HugeCockAndBalls 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@endig4501
@endig4501 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottlebeard Probably accessibility. I think some people get headaches or nausea from it.
@bottlebeard
@bottlebeard 2 жыл бұрын
@@endig4501 Good point
@kaizokuAUTO
@kaizokuAUTO Жыл бұрын
All of these VHS horror games look hideous without the filter because most of the assets are extremely poorly made
@heiswatching
@heiswatching 2 жыл бұрын
One of the most frustrating games to watch people try to figure out in the beginning
@bro-tj6gt
@bro-tj6gt 2 жыл бұрын
the lady coming out of nowhere triggered my fight or flight response
@satanprobably
@satanprobably 2 жыл бұрын
fight only, violence is the question and the answer is always yes
@misterbumblestein5625
@misterbumblestein5625 2 жыл бұрын
I will never understand his mouse sensitivity choices, he always has it so low that you can tell he has to drag his mouse like three times to turn like 90 degrees. I mean more power to him and all but I don't get it
@CastleBannisher
@CastleBannisher 2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing it's from his TF2 days. All my friends who mostly play CS:GO and other multiplayer FPS games on PC have super low mouse sensitivity to the point I almost can't stand to even google something on their computers. Helps with target selection and maintaining aim in those kinds of games, but is definitely not necessary for most singleplayer games.
@jacksavere6988
@jacksavere6988 2 жыл бұрын
Damn that ending was actually really dissatisfying but the rest of the game was veryyyy creepy
@fungi8458
@fungi8458 Жыл бұрын
I rewatch this stream every couple of months. Idk why its just comforting watching this mad man making coffee.
@Twitch380
@Twitch380 2 жыл бұрын
the lube on everything in this game kinda takes away from it lol
@Sprech41
@Sprech41 2 жыл бұрын
the horrors of being a woman in retail
@notsandwich2322
@notsandwich2322 2 жыл бұрын
You know you're playing a horror game so you're on edge from the get go but then it turns out the horror all along was just that a billionaire streamer has to mingle and interact with quote 'normal' people
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
u don't have to say quote if you're literally typing the quotes lmao
@dumpc
@dumpc 2 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking stressful to watch
@ughwdym
@ughwdym Жыл бұрын
I wish there was one of these cozy first-person serving type games without the whole suspense/horror part of it. Just a chill game about unlocking new stuff to make and upgrading your store
@shoebillfan1963
@shoebillfan1963 Жыл бұрын
papa's freezeria
@ughwdym
@ughwdym Жыл бұрын
@@shoebillfan1963 funny you mention that cuz I actually did buy that when it dropped on steam lol
@Tulip_bip
@Tulip_bip Жыл бұрын
the fact that there isn't a good coffee barista game like this makes me so sad
@ermweezer
@ermweezer 2 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend enjoyed the barista aspect of the game and found it relaxing -- watching Jerma play it was stressful and not even the horror part
@strawberrylemonadelioness
@strawberrylemonadelioness 2 жыл бұрын
I like the atmosphere of this game, real spooky.
@IvanaKill.
@IvanaKill. 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching Jerma struggle lol
@Popilishis
@Popilishis 2 жыл бұрын
they all look like elon musk
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
holy shit so true
@super8bitvideos
@super8bitvideos Жыл бұрын
99% of this game is just making coffee and the 1% that is the horror game makes the part of his brain that processes information just shut down.
@user-ev5gj8xe2b
@user-ev5gj8xe2b 7 ай бұрын
1:09:19
@ShortKing5Ever
@ShortKing5Ever Жыл бұрын
for some reason this is a comfort stream for me - actually jerma playing saw is also a comfort stream for me so 😫
@zzeroara9511
@zzeroara9511 2 жыл бұрын
wtf, jerma is actually right about the ps1 graphics dream thing....
@tylertds
@tylertds 2 жыл бұрын
かわいい
@zero_squared
@zero_squared 2 жыл бұрын
14:02 worst noise
@zonnytiger2371
@zonnytiger2371 2 жыл бұрын
jerma playing horror games may be my new favorite thing
@AlphaFlight
@AlphaFlight Жыл бұрын
I hate when people tell the player to turn off certain effects.
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 жыл бұрын
Calling this game "ps1 aesthetic" is a huge stretch lol PS2 aesthetics I would agree with. I think people choose to misremember how bad graphics sometimes were during the sixth console generation
@jonah1561
@jonah1561 2 жыл бұрын
i work at starbucks and close nearly every shift, why did this video need to get recommended to meT-T
@gabeitch9142
@gabeitch9142 Жыл бұрын
That was an unsatisfying ending
@jetta.silence6356
@jetta.silence6356 Жыл бұрын
Omg this made me laugh so much!
@poopmaster101
@poopmaster101 2 жыл бұрын
why does he make coffee when he gets scared bru 💀💀
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
bru
@whynotll83
@whynotll83 2 жыл бұрын
Is this the coffee Cheetos chicken stream?
@magidolc
@magidolc 2 жыл бұрын
this game is depressing as fuck‼️
@paulbaird219
@paulbaird219 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma be bussin
@jaythamalt
@jaythamalt 10 ай бұрын
1:09:18 is my favorite jerma voiceline
@karlosjr56
@karlosjr56 2 жыл бұрын
55:08 1:39:40
@bajafishtaco
@bajafishtaco 2 жыл бұрын
The ending is so garbage. Also the part where the stalker ran to the glass door the second he closed the coffee shop should of happened earlier in the game like one of the first few days of working at the coffee shop.
@Jepze158
@Jepze158 2 жыл бұрын
Damn, is his fanbase full of people who watch hololive? He has played a lot games that are/were popular with holo members.
@molodoy..
@molodoy.. 2 жыл бұрын
He is Hololive for people with crippling amphetamine addiction
@GayLuigi333
@GayLuigi333 2 жыл бұрын
Not completely full because I don’t even know what “hololive” is
@Ganolink
@Ganolink 2 жыл бұрын
You fool, Jerma is a vtuber! How else can he make such animated faces?
@kylano525
@kylano525 2 жыл бұрын
I love how jerma actually has the best survival instincts of anyone i've seen play the game. everyone just ran out the back door the first chance they got, but he IMMEDIATELY went "no why would you do that, that's a terrible idea"
@b__c7538
@b__c7538 2 жыл бұрын
He knows because of his experience as a serial killer
@justinl4412
@justinl4412 2 жыл бұрын
Jermas a monster, he knows he'd camp the back door if he was the killer
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb Жыл бұрын
And wanting to get to the roof and throw a brick on his head before knowing that the option was even there. I suppose being a psychopath has it's perks.
@ryanwalsh5019
@ryanwalsh5019 Жыл бұрын
He understands how serial killers behave
@MoonchildDontCry
@MoonchildDontCry Жыл бұрын
He knows how stalkers/k!llers think and work.
@Epichalestorm
@Epichalestorm 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma's excitement at getting to drop that cinderblock after having spent the whole stream going on about what objects he'd throw at the attacker's head every time he got scared was really good
@cybershrek9707
@cybershrek9707 Жыл бұрын
I love how he gets super freaked out by seeing a woman with a stroller but doesn’t even care when he finds out the stalker lives in the store
@shizamikaze
@shizamikaze 2 жыл бұрын
it killed me when he was so stressed that he counted the items irl instead of in game. Jerma would feel way more comfortable in that store if it had a *MEATGRIDER*
@broglee9110
@broglee9110 6 ай бұрын
MEATGRIDER 🔥🔥
@leliel.online
@leliel.online 2 жыл бұрын
It is actually insane how much this feels like working at starbucks. Even the customer interactions are pretty spot on.
@adamfriebele8171
@adamfriebele8171 2 жыл бұрын
Do people often give you bracelets at work?
@haniffaris8917
@haniffaris8917 2 жыл бұрын
Do you often drop cinder block on people?
@chiseledhead5297
@chiseledhead5297 2 жыл бұрын
Does your manager jumpscare you when you try to go take a piss?
@irljellywyrm
@irljellywyrm 2 жыл бұрын
@@haniffaris8917 im sure even if they dont they definitely want to
@scarlett-moriko1543
@scarlett-moriko1543 2 жыл бұрын
@@haniffaris8917 if it was a stalker then fuck yeah
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
my basic consensus of this game is that it's just Woman Simulator
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 жыл бұрын
One could assume you’re not a woman
@GoddessRubyJade
@GoddessRubyJade 2 жыл бұрын
No but literally, especially the “gimme your number or I’ll throw a tantrum” part 🤦🏽‍♀️😩
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
@@Carcosahead ?? im woman
@rex198
@rex198 2 жыл бұрын
@@Carcosahead one could assume you're not a woman
@GregLemons
@GregLemons 2 жыл бұрын
@@rex198 One could assume you’re not a woman
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 жыл бұрын
The scariest part is that this game really captures the feeling of working in a coffee shop/Starbucks wtf
@humanure0
@humanure0 2 жыл бұрын
that’s what it’s like? oh god that is awful
@JamesonX
@JamesonX Жыл бұрын
dumbass
@lioedevon4275
@lioedevon4275 10 ай бұрын
im a year late but yeah pretty much. It just needs the people being bitchy and yelling at you because their coffee wasnt ristretto (it was ristretto and Im still salty I had to remake the drink twice)@@humanure0
@sadie6792
@sadie6792 2 жыл бұрын
I love jerma stream archive because every time I watch jerma streams I fall asleep while watching and now I can go back and watch the parts I didn’t see
@sadplatinum7552
@sadplatinum7552 2 жыл бұрын
its all fun and games until you start having jerma dreams. some nights i thrash and wake up in a cold sweat because of horrifyingly vivid dreams of being thrown in a meat grinder
@tomp658
@tomp658 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Tbh I miss most of them since he streams like from midnight to 5-6 am my time usually, sometimes I'm lucky and I manage to catch the last hour or so of the stream but eh
@m0th104
@m0th104 2 жыл бұрын
sameee
@MALware7170
@MALware7170 2 жыл бұрын
jerma drugged you during his streams
@reine_higashikata
@reine_higashikata 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’m so glad this channel exists bc my internet is so bad I can’t even play streams live so I have to watch all of them later
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
I've read a lot about feminism and women's rights in japan, and stalking is unfortunately not taken very seriously by police especially for female victims. I think this game is a commentary on that in some way
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly most complains made by woman are not taken very seriously irl
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
@@Carcosahead tru tru
@47ejecting2
@47ejecting2 2 жыл бұрын
@@maskettaman1488 ¿Bane?
@hmm2059
@hmm2059 2 жыл бұрын
@@maskettaman1488 no bitches?
@hmm2059
@hmm2059 2 жыл бұрын
@@maskettaman1488 no bitches?
@FrESHBOn
@FrESHBOn 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine working at a cafe and two demons walk in ordering lattes lmao
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 жыл бұрын
Me to da demons: 😈
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 жыл бұрын
I'm da boogeyman 🥪
@FrESHBOn
@FrESHBOn 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow THE BOOGEYMAN😨😨😨😰
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrESHBOn FACT: Did you know I played the trumpet in 3rd grade band✔️ they called me brass fingers Mcgee when Dooley tried to fight me n I kept toot toot tooting along and I said, "Dooley P Pooter don't you dare lay a finger on me boy!" And then he said a😨 and I won 🏆
@FrESHBOn
@FrESHBOn 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow slay❗👏👏👏👏
@HeadLeg
@HeadLeg 2 жыл бұрын
I worked in a small coffee shop next to a hospital for about two months during the summer. 40 hours a week in a 40-square-foot box sitting in front of the urgent care. It was stressful but amazing. So many sweet people. I still remember the regular's orders too. The best part was working alone. I didn't have to fight over which drinks were with which person, no bumping into each other. Plus, 20 bucks a day in cash tips. It was a nice summer.
@jant3566
@jant3566 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing you didn’t run into jerma, he could’ve forced you to tell him what milk you like best, and punish you if you answered incorrectly
@eater_of_garbage_
@eater_of_garbage_ 2 жыл бұрын
20 dollars a day???
@tracker9094
@tracker9094 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty good for tips
@spitgorge2021
@spitgorge2021 2 жыл бұрын
​@@eater_of_garbage_ tips are where most of the income is from in customer service
@eater_of_garbage_
@eater_of_garbage_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@spitgorge2021 Americans when they realise most workers get paid a living wage without needing to perform extra duties 💀
@mestronghandle
@mestronghandle 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about this stream this morning,specifically when Jerma grabbed that scanner gun and when prompted to count the stock ,he proceeded to count them out loud assuming he’d have to go enter in the answer somewhere.
@gforce07
@gforce07 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard omg 🤣
@ConnieTheo
@ConnieTheo 9 ай бұрын
I mean the whole sequence was kind of confusing to me. Like, you discovered that someone has be living in the back of your store but isn't currently there and instead of going home and calling the police, you trash the pastries and scan the sandwiches? Why? Why do you need to do that?
@ItRhymesWith
@ItRhymesWith Жыл бұрын
I appreciate how his instinctive reaction to the power going out is to try to leave. Classic food-service employee mood. "Guess we're closed. Not my problem."
@ginxio1945
@ginxio1945 Жыл бұрын
This is the first time ive ever seen a costumer LEAVE BEFORE THE ORDER IS DONE. LMAO😭😭💀
@broccoliboi7697
@broccoliboi7697 Жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing but im pretty sure Jerma labeled it without the cup being on the counter so the guy took it anyway
@Sacra898
@Sacra898 10 ай бұрын
@@broccoliboi7697 yeah youre right
@notquinlynnie7705
@notquinlynnie7705 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim the new guy throws away 3 lids and two empty cups for every coffee he makes
@bungo6000
@bungo6000 2 жыл бұрын
The scariest part of the game is working in customer service
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
The real lose scenario is if the stalker decides to kill you after your shift ends and not during, meaning you worked a day of work for nothing
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 жыл бұрын
@@JacobKinsley is that old jakie bear from highschool!! Ohhh you were quite the nookie dumpster danny back den!! Woah woah woah Grab mittens who have to spit blizzardous Actually flick cigarette ash at big liquor Harassment, ate nickels of hash, delay quick, and then Dash to Saint Nicholas pad to taste venison Still in the business of smacking up little rappers with Raquets you play tennis with, hated for bank lifting and Spraying that hotter wind in the shade of his maimed innocence
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow yeah
@LSClubhouse
@LSClubhouse 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow golf wang
@averagegenzguy2751
@averagegenzguy2751 Жыл бұрын
@@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow ...?
@stratifacations8377
@stratifacations8377 8 ай бұрын
1:10:03 it's funny how you can tell Jerma has his headphones in backwards because it seems like he starts looking around for the sound in completely unrelated places, but if you put YOUR headphones in backwards it seems like hes following the sound exactly
@margauxcy
@margauxcy Ай бұрын
Was he even wearing both of his headphones? Usually he doesn't
@dylanchilders
@dylanchilders Жыл бұрын
Watchin Jerma forget what he’s doing every 20 seconds is driving me fucking insane. He’ll pick up a cup and then walk back and forth for half a minute trying to remember what he was doing
@Raahahaha
@Raahahaha 2 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, "Nihongo jozu" is a phenomenon in Japan where Japanese people will say "Your Japanese is so good!" once they know a person isn't a native Japanese. Even if you have lived there for years and years, they'll still tell you that your Japanese is amazing as if you just picked it up yesterday.
@S728-u9x
@S728-u9x 2 жыл бұрын
isnt that something anybody would do if they discovered someone wasnt a native speaker of the language they were talking fluently?
@MsTokyoflower
@MsTokyoflower 2 жыл бұрын
@@S728-u9x well, the person actually doesn't have to be good at Japanese to be told this. They may only say "hi my name is..." and they will get a "wow! Your Japanese is so good!"
@S728-u9x
@S728-u9x 2 жыл бұрын
@@MsTokyoflower gotcha
@yiff
@yiff 2 жыл бұрын
I should write this down so if I ever head to Japan and completely butcher it and hear that in response, I'll know for certain that they're pulling my leg
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 2 жыл бұрын
@@yiff Its a go to compliment that is rarely ment maliciously.
@flameyboy4184
@flameyboy4184 2 жыл бұрын
Jerma takes out trash the same way SpongeBob does
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
W comment
@Pickle-jarr
@Pickle-jarr 2 жыл бұрын
This was stressful to watch live and made me realize I have a phobia of being stalked and home invasion. I’m glad chat was there to keep me company
@hcim1809
@hcim1809 2 жыл бұрын
buy a gun
@Dom9606
@Dom9606 2 жыл бұрын
is it even a phobia at that point? that's a perfectly legitimate fear
@WDWatameVirus
@WDWatameVirus 2 жыл бұрын
That is a kind of normal feeling but there are indeed phobias to both things, and they boost the fear you feel for the situations
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy 2 жыл бұрын
Im glad you corected the typo before sending, saw it over your shoulder but didnt wanted to make myself known, best regards
@WastePlace
@WastePlace 2 жыл бұрын
@@WDWatameVirus well phobias are supposed to be irrational fears, if someone has a phobia about a rational fear does that mean they just are more afraid of it than the average person?
@Kramerica962
@Kramerica962 2 жыл бұрын
*Noise starts up* WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! *Jerma runs and looks everywhere but the direction the noise is coming from* Watching people play games makes me want to grab the computer screen and shake it.
@buannii
@buannii 2 жыл бұрын
and he looked at the damn ice machine
@pools9160
@pools9160 2 жыл бұрын
he does this all the time the steamed milk issue was STRESSING ME OUT
@solahifuefos9301
@solahifuefos9301 10 ай бұрын
he has to have his earphones the wrong way around or something right
@anonbobanon7320
@anonbobanon7320 2 жыл бұрын
lady jumpscare: 55:03 shirtless dancing man: 1:35:19
@FoxTashikata
@FoxTashikata 2 жыл бұрын
I imagine that the McDonald's person asks jerma "how much shit are you ordering?"
@flameyboy4184
@flameyboy4184 2 жыл бұрын
Apparently 5 burgers and a 10-piece chicken nugget
@DoodleZoo
@DoodleZoo 2 жыл бұрын
@@flameyboy4184 the Big Mac and nuggets are only if he’s feeling frosty and the nugs are for the party
@Abigail_Monteith
@Abigail_Monteith Жыл бұрын
2 mcchickens, and 2 MORE mcchickens
@vespertilio-ver
@vespertilio-ver 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was the 5 minute confessional rant where Jerma talks about wanting to punch a woman with a pram in the face 55:40
@awsomewolfman124
@awsomewolfman124 2 жыл бұрын
With a what now? Speak American.
@sniceverything4944
@sniceverything4944 2 жыл бұрын
@@awsomewolfman124 This Bloke O’er saying that the man on the tele wanted to belt the bird with the wee lad right in er kisser. Your a few sandwiches short of a picnic mate
@reminiscentiaoff4669
@reminiscentiaoff4669 2 жыл бұрын
@@awsomewolfman124 Here a buggy/stroller is called a pram. It's a funny word but it is like this haha.
@flameyboy4184
@flameyboy4184 2 жыл бұрын
@@sniceverything4944 my favourite comment so far
@TheeEnglishLesbian
@TheeEnglishLesbian 2 жыл бұрын
@@awsomewolfman124 average intelligence of an american
@AngryShooter
@AngryShooter 2 жыл бұрын
The last jumpscare would have been way scarier if it was ingame and not a cutscene. Anyway, the atmosphere of this game is very well done, the animation with the skipped frames works really well to make this feel very unsettling and nightmarish.
@smasanomas
@smasanomas 2 жыл бұрын
1:09:20 fight or flight response activating
@bigbastard7582
@bigbastard7582 2 жыл бұрын
Also a clip of jerma saying "I'm bussin" which is good too
@tuckeredout2887
@tuckeredout2887 Жыл бұрын
AMBUSING!!
@johnthomason9980
@johnthomason9980 2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing watching Jerma discover and rediscover multiple times that he needs to get the labels and put them on individual items in order to sell them
@spacedog12345
@spacedog12345 2 жыл бұрын
The Closing Shift? That would imply that Jerma has a real job!
@cactuss33ds
@cactuss33ds 2 жыл бұрын
wa-HA! wa-HA! wa-HA!
@nickhobbs1436
@nickhobbs1436 2 жыл бұрын
Self employment is still employment lol
@SergeantKillGore
@SergeantKillGore 2 жыл бұрын
One look at his criminal record would disqualify him from any form of employment anyways
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley 2 жыл бұрын
Don't tell him that, you know he gets insecure. He keeps clinging to that one time he was a substitute teacher, even though it was a 4 hour shift and he only did it once
@Spaceman68ok
@Spaceman68ok 2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment in British accent
@homeslice808
@homeslice808 2 жыл бұрын
55:09 I thought this was so funny until I imitated the "Jerma scared hand" and slapped myself.... He's just like me
@PizzboyGetsPizzas
@PizzboyGetsPizzas 2 жыл бұрын
This scene made my heart jump. That came out of nowhere.
@pappi8338
@pappi8338 2 жыл бұрын
That one pissed me off! Such a cheap jumpscare haha
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
you're so quirky & random lol!!!!!!!!!!!
@bucket399
@bucket399 2 жыл бұрын
I started dying at "Count products... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5-"
@Gopslav
@Gopslav 2 жыл бұрын
Why are are these games always so shiny
@vamborool
@vamborool 2 жыл бұрын
look like a home depot inside
@VandergriftMoefies
@VandergriftMoefies 2 жыл бұрын
Because they overuse stuff like Ray Tracing or screen space reflections to make it look more ''realistic'', but the result looks like everything is made out of metal and glass. But the VSH filter really sells the right look for a game like this
@Carcosahead
@Carcosahead 2 жыл бұрын
They sell you *G R A P H I C S*
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 2 жыл бұрын
*LUBIFIED*
@soupysoup9340
@soupysoup9340 2 жыл бұрын
Oh...I didn't actually know the customers could leave if you took too long. I've never seen that happen. I really thought it was just a kind of relaxing drink sim to contrast the horror elements lmao oh boy
@mathematicalmodelz
@mathematicalmodelz 2 жыл бұрын
i thought so too, at first, and maybe there is a time limit, but when rewatching it seems that jerma has finished the order, put the lid and the sticker, and then clicked on it, which made it automatically dissapear like the customer took it, completing the ordering. Or, time limits exist, ig
@sansisntness
@sansisntness Жыл бұрын
jerma thinking the trash bags were a giant centipede at first glance is the funniest thing ive seen today
@broglee9110
@broglee9110 6 ай бұрын
haha yeah. I totally didn't jump at that part, what an idiot
@Faith_L3S5-ZERO
@Faith_L3S5-ZERO 2 жыл бұрын
legit enjoyed the cafe gameplay dev should release that cafe game separately and polish it some more, would literally buy it
@Soderberget
@Soderberget 2 жыл бұрын
If u went outside backdoor exit instead of throwing brick, u would hear monkey noises when the stalker attacked 😂
@italicizedhunger4450
@italicizedhunger4450 2 жыл бұрын
Every single time he said the word coffee I patiently awaited it to be followed by "cheetos, chicken"
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
ok
@googoogaga7986
@googoogaga7986 Жыл бұрын
No fr 😭😭
@BexTheBoo388
@BexTheBoo388 2 жыл бұрын
Not looking forward to watching him try to figure out the mechanics Update: of course he skips the tutorial 😭
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz 2 жыл бұрын
In his defense, the game does feel unresponsive. How are you supposed to keep track of what you put in the cup if it does not even get filled with anything?
@bottlebeard
@bottlebeard 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoNarDLoLz It's called working memory
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottlebeardThat's not even fair. It's hard to keep track of things when the game lacks the feedback of the actions you did.
@bottlebeard
@bottlebeard 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoNarDLoLz Fine, inductive reasoning + working memory* then
@Raven-yl7ql
@Raven-yl7ql 2 жыл бұрын
@@bottlebeard Ah yes, this cup of nothing sure looks different than that cup of nothing!
@alphalax7747
@alphalax7747 2 жыл бұрын
Closing shit
@moonyman4353
@moonyman4353 2 жыл бұрын
Lol i was gonna say that
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
@@moonyman4353 u can still say it
@neon-kq6wz
@neon-kq6wz 2 жыл бұрын
This comment legitimately made me laugh out loud.
@HyperfixatationInc
@HyperfixatationInc 6 ай бұрын
Customers just saying the scariest shit then leaving is so accurate. I work 3rd at a gas station and every night at least 4 people will say "I sure hope you dont get robbed" or "I'd get so scared if i was all alone like this, no one would know if you got murdered" Like HUH?? Why would you say that to me??
@armandoguerra7658
@armandoguerra7658 2 жыл бұрын
No need to nihongo jozu me
@berkeleyisonline160
@berkeleyisonline160 2 жыл бұрын
chat did NOT get that joke when it came up but it's so funny
@vavedern8860
@vavedern8860 2 жыл бұрын
It's scary how realistic this game is
@kat8275
@kat8275 2 жыл бұрын
watching jerma mess up the caramel macchiato is giving me an aneurism
@AllTheOthers
@AllTheOthers 2 жыл бұрын
whoa chilla's art getting some crazy love lately. Really glad to see this.
@rades994
@rades994 2 жыл бұрын
Two milks please
@maskettaman1488
@maskettaman1488 2 жыл бұрын
I can't express how grateful I am for the effort you guys put in to this channel. Thank you for everything
@jeastman9603
@jeastman9603 2 жыл бұрын
typical zoomer OBSESSED with his cell phone-- spends 2 hours trying to use it instead of working.
@skipws
@skipws 2 жыл бұрын
Wait I'm high and came from a clip of jerma cleaning in a coffee shop bc it reminded me of when I worked at Starbucks and thought this was gonna be like a cute sim story game, is this a horror game
@skipws
@skipws 2 жыл бұрын
Nvm it wasn't too bad
@adamfriebele8171
@adamfriebele8171 2 жыл бұрын
@@skipws what in the hell
@raku8391
@raku8391 2 жыл бұрын
1:17:00 i like to think this is how jerma acts every time he has to leave his house after 5 pm
@mikeysense2200
@mikeysense2200 2 жыл бұрын
1:35:28 I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo
@LootandScoot
@LootandScoot 2 жыл бұрын
the horror stories I have from working at Starbucks for 2 years are immense I wasn't even taught how to do my job and make coffee for almost a year into it
@RoachCatJr
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
wtf 😭
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