Long Drive - Walking Walter and Rabbit of Despair

[@Patrick.Weightman]

People need to know these "gags" of him losing the car in reality lasted hours each time

[@bostonmania9597]

@@madjack1748 if your gonna rip on someone for spelling wrong at least properly use the asterisk like bruh

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@bostonmania9597 Yeah geesh I mean BRUH!!!

[@0x2480]

@@bostonmania9597 *you're (:

[@Toxcey]

@@0x2480 Don't rip on him and not use the asterisk properly like bruh

[@kasane1337]

@@bostonmania9597 Wait, what's wrong about using the asterisk in the beginning? I always thought that's the usual way.

[@elite463]

“Hey guys Jerma985 here” *wraps self and car around telephone poll in the middle of a desert*

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Instantly *DEAD*

[@Sagnag]

His entire 4'7 body shooting out of the windshield at 102mph, along with his gamer wart and ego.

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

he dedicates himself so hard to a bit that all his progress is erased in a single crash

[@porkeyminch8044]

pole*

[@HJG3]

REAL TRAGEDY

[@FlamingGoron]

It's so crazy that this guy bathes.

[@cozybones4644]

Under the armpits and everything. Must be nice

[@bobbyisland]

he really thought he was ahead of the curve with that statement

[@Rustykid]

@@cozybones4644 You don’t!

[@janesmith1840]

It's even crazier that he's literally the only person on Earth who does

[@3211-m9q]

John Smith I live on Earth. Can confirm that Jerma is the only sentient being to bathe himself.

[@ozzydabothan]

"Hoo boy I'm thirsty" *phases through windshield and pulls out engine from frame and attempts to drink oil straight from tank all while car is still moving*

[@RayLombardo]

DAD NO

[@garfunkel6629]

Can we get a time stamp for that

[@ozzydabothan]

@@garfunkel6629 36:20 if you want to ease into it a wee bit, otherwise skip forward just ten or fifteen seconds! :)

[@showalk]

I nearly died from laughter at that moment.

[@epj0211]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[@sakamotosays9337]

This is the moment Walking Walter became Heisenburg.

[@skerigyttorp]

Holy fuck how are these 2 meme universes connected

[@declantecho1717]

*burgerheins

[@yourbrainonegg159]

Crack cody

[@isaacgsly]

I am the one who walks

[@evanco5213]

good sakamoto

[@winterflan]

the fact that he insists on calling it his 'gamer wart' entertains me to no end

[@ThanenJ]

Ow! My gamer wart!

[@decorumlopez9147]

usually happens when daddy loves mommy very much, but there is no mommy.

[@khajiithadwares2263]

type of -warts- blisters that I got over the years: blisters full of "water" transparent liquid under the skin - from concussion with a percussion instrument (firework) hot oil blisters: small solid yellow rised pores that scream at you "hey look im permanent", but you realize that its from months earlier when you used a hot oil pan without using gloves and the cover as a shield. (a hot oil burn, but only affecting that ONE PORE) burn blisters - (dry or wet) from trying to get the cookies out of the oven too fast, and only briefly hitting the iron sitting at 450F, luckily it was against bone, there was no liquid to be drawn, so it was only a dry wound.

[@guddiecheeseyoda8112]

@@khajiithadwares2263 wot

[@bullhuss]

@@khajiithadwares2263 who cares

[@hommemerde]

It's incredible how scared he gets every time he self-jumpscares by farting in the car

[@manbat1168]

hes like my dog lmao

[@Grasses0n]

I can relate.

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

@@manbat1168 *"No, I'm not the dog. This is not some do--I'm not the dog!!"*

[@Rumble_Pak]

The fact that Jerma threw every mirror out of the car like some sort of crazed maniac after the mirror gag went so horribly wrong is peak Jerma.

[@Hazelnutz3]

He does it so angrily too

[@juzinpepsi]

i like to think he crashed the car on purpose during that bit just so he can get rid of all mirrors without anybody noticing he as specthrophobia

[@g.d.8065]

Traumatized.

[@lukemoppy]

Is your profile picture the guy from the money for nothing music video?

[@Rumble_Pak]

@@lukemoppy Yeah, that's the guy

[@ItsCalico]

This is Jerma in his prime, a game that doesn't have story or dialogue that he can just play while talking to chat, and every once in a while something happens in game he can react to. Classic

[@gordonf5553]

You described minecraft

[@tekharjt]

@@gordonf5553 hey ladies and gentle welcome to jermacraft!

[@duncanurquhart5278]

also, fart noises and car crashes

[@Ragenade]

@@tekharjt the series where I play Minecraft

[@pemo2676]

@@gordonf5553 no not really, minecraft doesnt have a set, singular goal to achieve - thats key to the best jerma stuff. plus, anything interesting you rlly want in minecraft you have to work hard to get or build yourself, rather than doing a simple task while doing a bit and then it just happens and then it works for the bit

[@TheFudgeBiscuit]

When the world ends, we can all rest easy, knowing Jeremy will travel across the wasteland making jokes to himself. Carrying on the human legacy

[@squishy77wah78]

"Patroling the Mojave waste lanf makes you wish for a nuclear winter" Breaking news crazy man who think hes talking to a chat (part of a fased out service called twitch). Had taken down the entirety of legion troops due to the fact he needed to gamble at the casinos found at the strip.

[@lordmanatee439]

@@squishy77wah78 *_MR. GREENZ NEVER LOSES BABY_*

[@juicedup14]

until he hears a faint "+2" in the distance

[@muggins2279]

Burping and farting and pissing all the way

[@muggins2279]

Burping and farting and pissing all the way

[@liftfork]

I love how tense 10:39 was with Jerma immediately dropping everything and getting in the car, and then he just backs up and accidentally runs over the monster lmao

[@gremlinman9724]

24:55 him going from a confused ramble about metric vs imperial measurements to "one kilogram is one pound" before almost crashing his car is amazing

[@darksparkyshark430]

Pounds to metric tons... Or something

[@sbraypaynt]

“2.2 pounds equals a metric tonne”

[@pankakemancer4952]

I am convinced this is one of Jerma's best streams

[@iaiki3977]

Yes

[@samquik]

Agreed. It gives me the vibes of his old KZbin videos, but even better

[@garrettmetting6938]

Oh without a doubt. Even if I prefer his irl stuff

[@DisgustedCheese]

I’ve watched 3 different versions of this already and i know it’s still going to be incredibly entertaining

[@Lewis_Hamer]

Its in my top 5 for sure

[@hooty8703]

I like how this being gloats about bathing himself

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

this B E I N G

[@TheRiverNyx]

"Being" is a very accurate description of Jerma

[@TurbopropPuppy]

this entity

[@rojom2098]

he's merely a concept

[@Shevlander]

The collective of atoms commonly referred to as “Jerma”

[@RoboLamp]

Egomaniac looks at the camera while driving, hitting a light pole and puncturing his gamer wart from the impact

[@ApoLk_]

39:51 I love how you can see the pole coming in the screen on the top left

[@thecatrooms]

Lmfao

[@hooty8703]

Poor streamer gets stuck in toilet for hours once again, gets warts, gambles life away, breaks all bones in his body, all after his 35th birthday, really going down hill from here folks.

[@dcmurphy5157]

Poor guy. Get well soon :(

[@thekgb8371]

Hope he gets well

[@cake3220]

He's dead

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

It’s like that Asian stereotype where they look fine until they hit like 50 and then they’re this tiny old grandma with frizzled hair

[@Darkray800]

How the fuck was he 35? How is he 36 how wth how is he so old this shouldn't be possible he should be like 12 or something

[@nof9395]

25:01 you left out the part where he got out of the car, walked around it once, tore off his car door, put it back on, opened it, then sat down in the car, and said “why did I get back in the car???”

[@clippy9538]

13:47 insane streamer too busy talking to the voices in his head to notice oncoming pole, wrecks car and laughs about it

[@Zoronii]

This is definitely towards the top of Jerma's "most reminiscent of a fever dream" list of streams

[@vizzy61]

That's just jerma in gerneral

[@7027-s6f]

@@vizzy61 any more like this?

[@vizzy61]

@702 702 i uh uhm huh uhm uh uhuh uhhhhhhhhh i dunno

[@Overposting]

I want to see more

[@gtl609]

I think the winner to that is the Harvester stream(s)

[@hanthonyc]

39:46 the fact that you can see him heading straight towards the pole from the Chat Kid POV Cam heightens the comedy about 5x

[@blueplanet7381]

the fact that he chased after his car ,cause he forgot the hand break and keeps kicking it, for a a while was legendary

[@johnnyplto5592]

when he died because he closed the door too hard

[@stevie8271]

@@johnnyplto5592 i cant stop laughing. reminds me of dougdoug's cheese death from skyrim in that it's so absurdly stupid it's hilarious

[@ejaculus]

@@stevie8271 do you have the doug doug vid?

[@bajenbilly]

@@ejaculus i think it’s the one where he spawns shit by saying it’s name

[@micheal8672]

I've watched this live, the full vod, fanedit, and I'll still watch this entire highlight

[@noone173]

modern classic tbh

[@korvvus]

this was such a good stream, I'd happily watch a 5th variant if it came out

[@DrTacoPHD665]

This will get a criterion release and be saved in the library of congress.

[@teebeeish]

how can one find the full vod?

[@teebeeish]

@@noone173 yeah it worked. thanks i appreciate it.

[@JordanSnakemouth]

43:04 The mad man did it long before Daffy could...

[@shizathoth4534]

Don’t you hate it when you thlam your penith in your car door so hard you not only die, but your car also flips onto its roof?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I thought this happened after that meme.

[@harveymarckson]

4:40 I love how Jerma accidentally open-ass shits a turd onto the edge of the table and doesn't ever recognize that he did

[@mika-wz4fu]

You have such a way with words

[@robertgorden9742]

Jerma literally makes a fart and piss joke in the first 5 minutes

[@mrrithexthesilent6385]

Also the one in the last 20 secs of this video

[@MetalMercutio]

Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell

[@JohnFrikkinGrammaticus]

@@MetalMercutio hmmmm?

[@Figgy_Jub]

Peek male performance

[@flask223]

Yum

[@themainmansteve9563]

"yell-oooooow powerade!" *UFO glides past overhead*

[@marlenciaga]

16:32 car drives away; first reflex: instantly shitting himself

[@Crossroads_Romeo]

the UFO father and son schizophrenic episode was probably one of the greatest things i’ve ever seen live

[@sonofbarnsey]

17:02 Jerma shapeshifts into a groan tube

[@finnfox7217]

On 34:56 he makes a Goofy-like scream and it cracks me up

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

garsh

[@kalivnis7680]

jerma staring at himself in the rearview mirror is peak comedy

[@thedumbdog1964]

It’s the most jerma thing in the world

[@3211-m9q]

very jerma-esque

[@flask223]

The fact that the mirror is adjusted wrong

[@SamCyanide]

38:45 this caught me so off guard I lost it

[@thecatrooms]

Son we got a PROBLEM HERE

[@ZachFett]

My favorite part about the crash at 13:45 is when he closes the slightly ajar door afterward.

[@darksparkyshark430]

So gently!

[@CounterNerd]

6:20 Marking this down for when my sanity falters.

[@darksparkyshark430]

Getting on his level to hear the messages haha

[@axeldude7051]

Felt that (also cool 2D pfp)

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

24:04 when i first saw that i genuinely thought some bald guy with a perfectly spherical head was sneaking up on jerma in the backseat

[@stinkysoup2884]

jerma hits a lamp post and spits out all his kool-aid: the stream

[@dogemaster9676]

40:15 i want this animated, i want jerma to be portrayed as a deranged maniac who kidnapped a random child off the street and calls him son, and i want it done now

[@catfoge]

Yo, there is an animatic

[@HammerspaceCreature]

This is the real reason why jerma always used to be late to streams. "Sorry guys I tried to fill up my car with 40% gas 40% diesel and 20% milk and got stranded at the gas station again."

[@nof9395]

35:35 how is jermas physical comedy so good even in a video game?

[@latexbeep]

35:44 I love how in this part of the video he's just listening to German radio

[@spencechan]

I'm actually impressed by this game. On the technical side, it's a kind of a piece of shit; but on the narrative/uniqueness side, it's pretty interesting

[@18themxxn_]

It has a narratiive?

[@gold_spin1639]

With some polish it would still be janky but it would definitely be kinda fun. Honestly the biggest problem in my eyes is the cars not stopping on their own. If the dev fixed that, added a bit more polish, maybe some more dangers to contend with, it would be on the level of signal simulator were its janky but it works enough to be fun.

[@spaghettivase4808]

It really just seems like My Summer Car with less of a point to it

[@Chillwave6]

@@spaghettivase4808 yeah My Summer Car but *only* driving and when starting a new game you don't need to rebuild the car or wait for it. Also no money gaining, no computers, no NPCs, just a big road and a desert.

[@danyt3670]

@@gold_spin1639 I don’t hermano put them in park a thats most like 1/2 of the issue. I still agree with you though, a human body shouldn’t be able to push a 1ton car by simply grazing the front bumper

[@ilovewallacebuthategromit]

That bit where he pretended to have his feelings hurt at 33:38 was hilarious honestly

[@zachshark2901]

I legitimately believed it for a second lmao

[@Dorf274]

Just injured myself laughing at him crashing into the pole

[@mellowmelly9258]

so did he

[@TheSwerAlmighty]

did you puncture your gamer wart

[@OJHgaming]

I can't believe Jerma managed to make one of the funniest streams ever out of a game where you drive alone through a desert

[@Robin_Without_A_Y]

"HEY GUYS, JERMA985 HERE!!" *immediately smashes into a pole*

[@dearratboy]

7:30 hereditary

[@mellowmelly9258]

my god even in the backseat too

[@icaropaiva5020]

Lol

[@Cow80y]

Heridittary

[@felix56p]

6:25 I love how defensive he is about it

[@BigCaj]

18:37 jeremy walking at his natural height

[@WatchThisChat]

19:06 Tom hanks impression was on point

[@Sigh95]

“Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” *Insert Jerma teacher noise*

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

oh no

[@noaag]

What about the ayaya noise that made viewers demand two apologies from him

[@artyom1792]

teacher noise was best sound 2019. this comment is a goddamn LIE!!!

[@henrg]

The toy that you turn over is certainly in the running

[@skerigyttorp]

Jerma is such an incredibly clean person, he even showers.

[@thegreatbeanis_6462]

I’m convinced this was the stream where he finally lost his mind. The hot sun of the Nevada desert numbed his last working brain cells and to help himself feel better started talking to his “son” in the back of the car which all along was the remaining but dwindling sanity of the man which he once was

[@vizzy61]

_well, you know what they say, patrolling the mojave.._

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

the ufo is legitimately one of the scariest things to happen in a game imo when it's nearby, your car turns off and you can't start it, the radio goes silent and then you hear it passing overhead and once it's gone, you can get back to driving

[@radicalonion4979]

Fun fact: 75% of Walking Walters reset before they reach the next gas station

[@ThatGuyTagg]

Love that I sat down with my food to experience the first conversation in this video

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Tagg this is why we don't talk about jerma anymore we just leave him in his room

[@cheatlink11]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 who? Jerma? He's been in an insane asylum for months dude, idk what you're on about...

[@EatCandles]

I feel like Jerma crashing his car into a pole in the middle of the desert after looking in the rear-view mirror would be a scene in a 90s road trip comedy.

[@zabbyzooby]

Yes, I watched Dazza's vod of this already. Yes, I have already laughed my ass off at 13:44 multiple times. Am I going to watch this whole thing again on 2ndJerma and laugh just as hard as I did before? *Damn right I am.*

[@warbossgegguz679]

You should have been there live.

[@bigdeadfish8280]

fun fact tho superdazza works for jerma now

[@garrettmetting6938]

This was also probably edited by superdazza as well since he works for jerma now

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@garrettmetting6938 You could check the description to know who the editors are, and for today's feast, the chef is Jack Clishem 💕

[@garrettmetting6938]

@@JoNarDLoLz oh sorry, I didnt know they put the editors in the description. Thank you 😊

[@TheOfficalTacoBell]

"he told me he was touching me with his gamer finger" victim says after accusing local streamer

[@ulasgursoy2838]

24:43 definition of a jerma moment

[@thecatrooms]

One of the greatest minds of our time

[@Penultimeat]

20:46 this was the exact moment I joined the stream

[@levigriffin4314]

This has been the worst video to eat my mac and cheese to. I start it and he's talking about warts then the game makes a bunch of puke and fart noises. I'll have to come back to this one in a minute.

[@_vhiew1394]

Is this the streamer who BATHES?

[@kenetickups6146]

This guy is CLEAN

[@plus9775]

Streamer D E F I E S expectations by being the first streamer to achieve BARE-MINIMUM hygiene standards

[@Cow80y]

What the FAWK are you guys TALKING about?

[@thecatrooms]

Jerma is really cleaning himself bro is cooked 💀

[@JaylanxYT]

13:29 Almost made me faint from laughing, the way his character’s head jolts back to look at the road and dodge the cactus

[@JorgeMendez-os4xi]

13:45 the legendary moment

[@iblame_nargles]

nothing bad ever happens to the Elbertson’s! _AHH_

[@juicedup14]

I watched this while I was moving with my parents across the country by car. Nothing was more comforting than this..

[@Blue-jy4rf]

The sinking into the toilet moment is the reason why he needs a toilet computer so he's never late to stream

[@chuckbatmangaming]

I'm SHOCKED the editors haven't already done that intro joke with a different horrible Jerma noise before

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

17:04.

[@jollygrapefruit786]

"Gasoline is the most delicious fluid there is!" Best line of the whole stream.

[@thecatrooms]

*immediately slam into a pole cuz he's busy role-playing as a dad*

[@EpicenterG0]

Jerma dehydrates while driving in a Baron desert hallucinating he has a child.

[@itscrumbelivable]

A Baron desert? What makes that different from an Earl desert?

[@themigtyboosh]

The sound those jack rabbits make is fucking terrifying. Imagine a horror mod of this game.

[@geffbob8960]

I really love how these videos are getting longer. I feel like 40-70 minutes is the perfect amount of time for the average Jerma stream to be compiled into a singular video. I suppose it does depend on the stream though but this was a banger

[@amandakopecky662]

Yes!

[@Finamajig]

Unironically feels like I’m just watching a man go insane in a desert

[@slobrat3556]

6:17 i laughed way too hard... holy shit.

[@deltalunaris]

The way Jerma belts that scream of horror at 21:34 never gets old

[@imheretojest2826]

I love how genuine it sounds. Such a pure scream of absolute terror, like he was IRL getting murdered then and there

[@milesclaussen3689]

This is probably how jerma drives irl

[@chucanoris]

I love how when he saw the propane tank he IMMEDIATELY shot it without hesitating

[@NullnVoid.]

my first time playing I spent atleast an hour in the house cleaning and learning basic mechanics and them walked outside at night, saw the ufo fly by and heard multiple screeches and went back inside. took me 2 hours after that to figure out how to drive in manual. 10/10 game of the year material.

[@ronnieruble7298]

Anyone who has time should watch this entire stream, it's fantastic.

[@WordUser]

"Ow my gamer wart" Jeremiah 1985

[@robloxpwnr7604]

I think I’ve watched this Jerma video maybe 10 times at this point. Everything from the gamer wart, to him fighting with the scooter and the drinking gas gag is unbelievably funny. Probably one of his best streams

[@geordanmuether5739]

The Wart for Jermarumble 2020

[@amandakopecky662]

That's GAMER Wart to you and I. Show some respect.

[@Mrpawsum2]

Local geriatric tuber shows skin deformity to millions of "viewers"

[@SrgAfro]

Ah, the short lived gamer wart arc. Integral for understanding the yips and hollers from the Jeremiah985 specimen as it bursts out in emotional turmoil when said wart is too stressed

[@ryanmurray7443]

I love the fact that any time that Jerma is able to clean in a game he immediately starts getting excited.

[@YoungGameBeatTube]

I thought he was 985 years old.

[@OGSumo]

I love these long-edit style videos, where you really get to *FEEL* the slow decent into madness. But how much lower can he go amirite fellas? ha ha because he’s so short! *laughter*

[@blah3189]

The mirror joke is my favourite Jerma joke. It probably will be my favourite for all time.

[@Ciphertf2]

the way it cuts to night by the time he figures out how to use the gun killed me

[@ChrisHansenofTheHiddenLeaf]

10:39 This is the best part right here

[@geniuskhan1337]

I'd like to see this as a movie. I'm imagining it'd be like 127 Hours, but instead of being trapped under a rock, it's just a guy driving through an endless desert

[@The_Landromat]

Idk kinda sounds like mad max to me

[@amandakopecky662]

That would have been Tomato's stream of this (which to be honest was also hilarious in a very psychotic kidnapper way). It was a linear story though.

[@geniuskhan1337]

@@amandakopecky662 tomato?

[@amandakopecky662]

@@geniuskhan1337 twitch.tv/tomato or Tomato's Trash on KZbin is his archive channel. There seems to always be a lot of Jermamites in his chat too.

[@geniuskhan1337]

@@amandakopecky662 thanks

[@jacbo374]

I actually cannot believe that this video is over a year old now, it feels like it was put out two months ago. Jesus christ this pandemic has fucked my internal clock.

[@amandakopecky662]

An A+ Edit for an A+ stream. Awesome work Jack. I too watched (some) live, the vod and now this. Laughed just as hard every time. This is going to be a staple in the 'what videos do I play to introduce my friends to Jerma' playlist.

[@Velmari_]

30:04 That came so suddenly I almost drowned in my coffee

[@9600bauds]

it's absolutely criminal that you cut out the part after POG CAR POG CAR where he tries to look for the mirror to do the mirror joke again and gets confused on why it's not there, it really wraps up that series of events

[@RaiOuArt]

This stream was so good and I think it may have been one of his funniest ones in a long while

[@gyroscope915]

17:03 why is he so good at making that noise

[@pothatuu]

Just like in the Super Dazza cut, this editor also cut out my favourite part: where the Dad swerves off the road to run over a rabbit while the kid cries in protest.

[@thediscountwombat]

24:48 he just keeps interrupting himself lmao cant even get a whole complete sentence out poor guy

[@Damathacus_]

I would highly recommend people to watch the full stream. It was one of best streams Jerma has done.