Jerma Streams - Thrillville: Off the Rails

[@JermaStreamArchive]

9:20 Thrillville: Off the Rails 1:38:23 Brb Ends

[@foxclub49er]

12:58 AC:DC gaslight

[@hibye5851]

4:12:57 Aliens

[@yorteammate2566]

@@hibye5851 maybe he's an alien having an existential crisis

[@shoshywoshy5631]

Literally cannot believe you forgot the long anticipated face reveal timestamp at 4:04:09 smh my head

[@bigbugjpeg]

Jerma fans are psychos, I swear, you will never see a single timestamp in any of the comment sections but you'll find 50 comments all talking about his insane alien rant and then suddenly 3 hours into a 6 hour stream, you'll hear the beginning of it and it won't come back until another hour passes and THEN, that's the alien rant everyone was talking about.

[@FDSixtyNine]

A leader is representative of their people.

[@femurbreaker4483]

Don't act like you didn't come here for exactly this kind of liberating experience.

[@helloq84]

The irony of you also not giving a timestamp 🤭

[@motorxv]

Yeah ok so where’s the time stamp

[@PocketwithFrog]

@@helloq84 dudes a Jerma fan

[@ShutterSnapped]

I love how Jerma starts his alien rant by not uncapping one but TWO chapsticks for a double moisturizing power stance.

[@cheekymonkey7734]

What a moisturised MANIAC

[@Flesh_Tube]

The chat was exploding when that happened, "WHY 2 STICKS?" 🤣

[@MaxxxWellz]

Cbd chapstick or he is an alien 👽

[@jellie255]

The alien rant started from a chat member saying “frozen food is delicious.”

[@donut_500]

Jerma: constantly worrying about DCMA also Jerma during the cheerleading section: This is a real song? I don't care

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

*Checks list of Licensed songs on video. Myah.

[@TomokoxKuroki]

im so sad he never got to hear ocean avenue or unwritten

[@tarmec261]

the second he said “Ice is frozen water” it all went downhill

[@StyxYRenegade]

This is one of the most insane tangents of his career.

[@kinnikuboneman]

What? Streaming?

[@smile-e1w]

@@kinnikuboneman his alien rant that starts at like 4:13:30

[@StyxYRenegade]

@@kinnikuboneman He goes on a “High AF” tangent for like half an hour.

[@zach123101]

Yeah it's a fucking tangent about everything

[@Buttgun]

It's actually a really wholesome and beautiful rant but because it's Jerma the aura becomes one of insanity

[@7thHe4ven]

I wish Jerma wasn't just a voice in my head, can you imagine if he existed in reality?

[@noodledood12]

I don't know how to tell you this but...

[@diddlyharbo9527]

don't worry he isn't real he can't hurt you anymore

[@pu-FP]

Please don't scare me this late at night.

[@tommygunstudios]

@@pu-FP boo

[@pu-FP]

@@tommygunstudios 😱

[@cybermang878]

Kinda human-centric of Jerma to think that he wouldn't be the one to get his head exploded when the alien shows him how to klurp a hgloff. What an absolute psycho!

[@L-guy]

He is in awe by the absurd beauty of the world : )

[@18skeltor]

Even if you're a little crazy, that's all it takes to enjoy your day.

[@buggy9124]

The aliens rant was hysterical, everyone was saying he was zonked out of his mind

[@xaviermolina6742]

And when he started to mention “that” side of the internet was hilarious

[@HellReizor]

i fell asleep during the stream and i almost had a nightmare because i could hear that rant in my sleep, thank god i woke up

[@brm9993]

I was watching and just thinking what the fuck is he talking anout

[@ScribWorld]

so like every stream

[@moonlightning8269]

Jerma Watts

[@Steve-in1sb]

Jerma is an actual insane caveman "Electricity is magic" "Fire is magic" "Rocks are magic" "Aliens heads would explode when they see me shitting" "Aliens would be afraid of me talking" "Someone in a fursuit should be earth's ambasador", just a few of this insane caveman's quotes from this stream

[@cornjeebus]

I completely forgot about when he just pulls out a rock a yells "WHAT!?"

[@sausbilligan9911]

When Jerma talks about people in the middle ages would think every single modern invention is magic, he is actually talking about himself and his reaction to it.

[@cybermang878]

@@cornjeebus Genuine pre-stone age moment

[@moonlightning8269]

Not a terrible mindset to have as long as you don’t take it too literally

[@alectrzaskowski6792]

This isn’t Thrillville: Off the Rails, it’s Jerma that went Off the Rails

[@ioerror]

ALL ABOOOOOOOOOOAAARD 🦇🤘👩‍🎤

[@Edge-xy3fv]

Jerma985: off the rails should be the title of his tv show

[@exum-k4b]

OMG, HOW MUCH MEMORIES , THIS GAME WAS A BLAST

[@Bobby1andBobby1s]

I remember renting this from BLOCKBUSTER. I can't believe he's playing this 😍

[@Bobby1andBobby1s]

@Wendeez WHAT? I didn't know that existed hahahaha. I played it on the Wii. Talk about iconic.

[@exum-k4b]

@@Bobby1andBobby1s I played it on the wii too!!!!!!

[@jacbo374]

Ikr insane

[@bonkstimus]

I played it on psp

[@RamenLlama]

I get it. I get all of the things he said. When you sit back and think about the entirety of reality and our self, we are incredibly fucking terrifying creatures. We truly are magic.

[@HOBOsnake]

Yeah but also he's a PSYCHO and aliens, if they ever visited us, would probably not be impressed by what we have unless their evolution and senses are completely different to us.

[@mannequin_z]

Aliens are gonna somehow find this livestream one day and they’ll travel all the way to earth just to beat the shit out of Jerma and then leave

[@zonkersxl8616]

That’s why they’re always spotted in Nevada you know

[@blobbem]

I learnt two things during this stream: 1) This game has licensed music for some reason (and it includes Yellowcard, 'Parklife' by Blur, and Miley Cyrus). And... 2) Please, for the love of god, don't let Jerma be the human representative for Earth when aliens visit us.

[@deud.]

lost my shit when i subtly heard parklife in the background

[@kerokero_furogu]

for me it was Lily Allen's Smile

[@tananabaffy4746]

This man is insane. I don't get how hes beaten souls games multiple times but loses track of what he's doing in a game specifically made for children

[@carsonbutch8386]

ADHD

[@Ellie-px2nf]

Some of the points that Jerma makes are actually really sweet. "Like if we have VR, than the aliens are going to have like virtual holographic world. No, that'll just be us in the future. We're going to scare the living shit out of anybody who comes here." It's just refreshing to hear somebody talk about aliens and space without being super pessimistic.

[@TedKennedyX]

Definitely an expert-level Jerma stream. **Novices do not attempt without a spotter!**

[@godawful5600]

Okay okay I know the alien tangent is psychotic and hilarious but it’s also kinda nice that Jerma thinks about the world in that magical caveman kinda way and appreciates the absurd magesty of our reality lmfao All on stream in front of 18k people and on the verge of eating chapstick

[@stevenfraielli9869]

It's like pulling teeth watching him focus so hard on having conversations with people and fucking literally every single one up. He kept thinking it was a lot more complex than it actually was. Like every AI had their own likes and interests when it's literally just matching the icons of things they like.

[@18skeltor]

He's definitely thinking way above his paygrade.

[@mikotoh]

definitely thought this was about a conversation in real life at first

[@darkbreaker9767]

One of my fondest memories of thrillville as a kid was building a roller coaster with about 20 loops in a row all being powered chain lifts because there was no drop and it was called the Pukinator, because the thrill was like 50 and the nausea was 100

[@GutsyViceroy]

Jerma uncapping two separate sticks of chapstick is the single most intimidating thing I have ever seen

[@insquidio0us]

and he applied them both like 6 or 7 times in less than 10 minutes

[@AegisRick]

You could tell the exact moment he took those CBD pills. That was one hell of a rant after break.

[@cheyannei5983]

Omg, I didn't expect to see your name here! Big fan of your DFO content!

[@bloodyJohn1]

Jermas whole alien rant feels like Jerma's been pulled from the medieval ages and had to adjust to modern technology, so he projects his bafflement of the environment he lives in onto the aliens.

[@glitchymess]

Jerma absolutely went off the rails with this stream, 11/10.

[@heartgenerator4967]

+2

[@Progamer420_69]

+2

[@NeuroticBrainWormFarmer]

Urine

[@18skeltor]

*TOO MANY COOKS*

[@NatRealActual]

4:12:57 is when the rant begins

[@videogames4821]

“Thermodynamics is weird” “Fire is magic” “You can see memories, how crazy is that” he’s so based

[@candeloro455]

favorite part

[@fuckthevoid]

His brain 💙

[@joshdrilingas718]

@@videogames4821 "THERE ARE BEES!"

[@cybermang878]

@@videogames4821 Him seriously thinking that aliens wouldn't know about metallurgy, let alone fire, was absolutely wild. Did he think they'd travel through the cosmos in a fucking Flintstones caveman rocket or something?

[@dr.timtam6782]

This stream felt like a drug trip. Random tangents that would expand into nothing, paranoid rants about far out concepts. this was a masterpiece.

[@Jaies_]

I randomly joined the stream and he was screaming into the camera about aliens. 2022 starting off great so far.

[@__-be1gk]

I was too young to realize how much SOUL this game had holy shit

[@notur1angel]

I know everyone is talking about the chaotic energy of this stream (as they should) but I do wanna give some love to Thrillville. There are so many things you can do within the game and this stream just reminded me how much I loved Thrillville growing up.

[@JacobKinsley]

Did you know glass never breaks down? It can be endlessly recycled!

[@bigwinterhat]

its only ten bucks on steam too, this stream made me get it to relive some nostalgia

[@PointsofData]

@@bigwinterhat only ten buckaroonies? That's about what I paid when it came out I'm pretty sure lmfao. Thanks for letting me know.

[@matthewcarey5243]

I loved it on the PSP. It was probably watered down from the PC release now that I think about it, it didn't have voice acting at least.

[@MegaHellstrike]

The uncomfortable sexual tension in the air between chat and the Vendor Tender manager lady was unbearable.

[@JacobKinsley]

I love just blasting random Trivia at strangers to make inseparable bonds with them

[@mikotoh]

big autistic mood

[@heartgenerator4967]

I love that one of the first streams of the new year is already stream of the year potential for the alien tangent alone. He is zonked on that CBD chapstick

[@Notquitekris]

This stream was FUCKED I would leave for five seconds and something totally unrelated to what was happening before I left would be going on I also was super tired and kept falling in and out of sleep. It really felt like a fever dream I cannot tell you anything that was going on aside from the fact I really wanted him to date Marc.

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

Marc is real boyf material

[@Notquitekris]

@@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 we WANT him

[@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486]

@@Notquitekris yayayaya

[@hotstuff6131]

STOP SLEEPING DURING JERMA STREAMS

[@Notquitekris]

@@hotstuff6131 hoooooonk shooooooo hoooooonk shoooo

[@zambonibob2026]

I fucking remember this game, woah, what a trip to see Jerma play this.

[@nightzzmixx]

I know man. I never thought I’d see this game again, much less from a Jerma stream. Crazy shit

[@fairykore]

@@nightzzmixx right

[@Nextia_]

I still remember playing bandito chinchilla like it was yesterday lmao

[@Aesirix]

Local man truly encapsulates the "Off the Rails" portion of today's show.

[@empty_headed]

jerma's deep thought about aliens is how i feel about things in life in general. like wtf is literally anything. everything is weird.

[@18skeltor]

Nobody really has the answer haha, that's what's so freeing. Just guess, do your best, don't give up, and with luck on your side, you'll become a successful streamer and just ride your way (bumpily) towards retirement.

[@JermaStreamArchive]

9:20 Thrillville: Off the Rails 1:38:23 Brb Ends

[@nutella7644]

god i forgot this existed, i loved this game on the psp so much but i couldnt remember the name. always thought it was such a strange game, nothing made sense but it was still fun to play on a boring car ride

[@licansen3331]

Me too I remember playing this game stopped when the game introduced a boy named Morty apparently started to go with his grandpa adventures n stuff

[@jabmaster1000]

I used to have it on Xbox 360. Lots of great memories with it. Just bought it again recently and am re-experiencing the game

[@yiff]

I have it on the DS (still do) and it's significantly different from basically every other platform in every way (the curse of DS ports)

[@MyNameIsNotPa]

I used to have it on Wii. I was wondering why the FPS minigame looked so playable on jerma’s stream, then realized it’s because it wasn’t motion controlled. At least the track builder motion controls were cool.

[@nutella7644]

@@jabmaster1000 i was inspired by your comment to download thrillville on a psp emulator on my phone and omg its so fun, i have not put my phone down for the past few hours lmao

[@ReadSengokuYouko]

I absolutely love the voice acting in this game.

[@DirtyDoctorDan]

I am so fucking happy he is playing this, I hope he plays more

[@hoshii.8533]

This was a wild stream. I was fighting Owl (Father) in Sekiro when he decided to go on a rant about alien technology and shit and he was like yelling at some point. The entire time I was like "please Jerma wrap this up soon I get it already". This man is fucked up

[@transitpointmusic]

oh god lmao

[@cornjeebus]

I was at work and I was losing it. The way he just interjects his electricity bit with "Palpatine!"

[@Grodycell]

That shit was nuts, mans looked at his burts bees chapstick and went on a 5 minute rant about bees

[@297fihsy]

I wanted him to keep going. Pure gold

[@chikaberi]

the way this sounds like one of those joke comments that makes jerma seem like a real actual psycho but no it actually happened 😭

[@jldoubleu4993]

That alien rant was so good. I could watch Jerma freak out about the wonders of the earth for hours

[@JohnCarcer]

The narrator is the main villain from "Wreck It Ralph". I wish I could scream this in Jerma's face

[@buenosdiasfederales8641]

I cannot believe this man streamed this for 5 fucking hours

[@bernadettebread]

dude streamed Seaman for 11 hours that one time, nothing is off the table

[@talondiaz4148]

Local streamer rants about aliens; shows viewers his rock

[@stoneapollyon8313]

god this stream was probably the best time i accidentally stumbled upon jerma, i was NOT expecting him to go on such a tangent about aliens.

[@donut_500]

the alien rant might be one of my favorite jerma moments. that's literally every college freshman after they smoke their first joint

[@MrJustinUSCM]

I remember my Sister buying this for our Wii when I was very young. I used to play it so much and this stream unlocked many memories I had forgotten about, especially those sound effects which are baked deeply in my mind.

[@manbatmiso]

Yes.

[@bluedash24]

I’ve been having so much anxiety over electricity lately while trying to learn how it works and Jerma just going on this rant kind of just perpetuates the insanity

[@phanjoshi]

In that universe Defunctland and jerma's park would go CRAZY

[@ButtonMasherReal]

By January 2022, park owner Jeremy Elbertson's increasingly unhinged behaviour was beginning to turn visitors away from the park. After visiting the park himself, former Disney CEO Michael Eisner said "I found Mr. Elbertson in the corner of the park, huffing what he called 'Thrillville fumes'. I tried asking him how he was, but he went on a 20 minute long rant about how Earth is magic and how aliens would be unable to comprehend even simple stuff like eating food, or something like that. I don't think he realised how advanced the aliens would have to be to even get here." Just a month later, Jeremy Elbertson would die of chapstick poisoning.

[@imperialguard451]

oh dear god the crazy ass roller coaster that only goes 10 mph the entire time is making me cry. the idea of something like that existing is incred

[@constructionskeleton8030]

I played this when i was younger and completely forgot about its existence until now.

[@HoxtonGuitarist]

Im confused why a couple people are surprised he played this game for as long as he did. I probably would play this for hours at a time as a kid!

[@transitpointmusic]

he is right though, electronics is magic. i have no bias here.

[@qaiser648]

is Jerma holding a gun to your head

[@bobbyshmurda5062]

@@qaiser648 we can act like he’s stupid or insane for the joke but i sometimes think that people genuinely believe he’s psycho and get this weird power trip from it lmao electronics and the way we behave is genuinely crazy to think about, calling him a caveman for saying so is seriously caveman

[@__.-.-_...-..___]

I know the whole technology is magic/alien rant was a bit but dude sometimes it's hard to not believe that Jerma just walks around in a daze all day

[@sweetpeaon3]

This is technically my second Jerma stream I've attended but I'd like to think of it as my first, considering I watched 3 straight hours of it! What an insanely fun time this was. I'm really looking forward to more streams in the year and getting to read chat's hilarious messages. Joe Biden in particular really caught me off guard in a good way, hehe

[@leavewe]

rookie numbers

[@jabmaster1000]

I just bought this game recently. Genuinely excited to watch this

[@Bikonito]

he doesn't know

[@JaycodaJr]

glad to say i witnessed the existential andy moment of jerma accurately theorizing different alien encounter scenarios.

[@StaticNugget]

The alien rant reminds me of a Twilight zone episode. In the episode, this guy goes to mars and all the people are just like normal humans, but they trap him in a normal human house and its revealed that he is trapped in a zoo with all the martians (who look exactly like normal humans) look at him like he's a strange animal.

[@jm6323]

That's a Kurt Vonnegut novel

[@StaticNugget]

@@jm6323 cool maybe that's what the episode was based on

[@jldoubleu4993]

I for one liked Jermas Werner von Brawn and Armin impressions, too bad he stopped doing it for 2022 (it’ll be back by March)

[@transitpointmusic]

TFW YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN YOUR NEXT APPOINTMENT WITH FRUCLON IS😭😭😭😭😭

[@swaaws]

Absolutely terrified of the idea of an alien society with no running water, no way to communicate, no art, no knowledge of time, and no idea of fire managing to make it from somewhere outside of the known universe to where we are.

[@LucidMakesArt]

I absolutely loved this game on PS2

[@HoxtonGuitarist]

Me too :)

[@fidelity5993]

2:13:25 Beginning of the short that brought me here (betting on whether he can complete his own golf course in 20 strokes or less)

[@Thoder]

Childhood favorite, starting off the new year with a bang

[@Verm0uth07]

I woke up and saw Jerma was streaming this game. I honestly thought I was dreaming, I had to pinch myself in the cheek

[@HugeCockAndBalls]

Shit ur pants??

[@Verm0uth07]

what is wrong with you

[@anon2916]

@@Verm0uth07 you did say u shit ur pants

[@Verm0uth07]

@@anon2916 where's the my pants part, I didn't see

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

Jerma is probably my favorite human that I haven't personally interacted with (as opposed to friends and stuff)

[@sos9red]

he is my actual favorite human

[@117johnpar]

5 days after the awards and he already has a no questions asked ringer tangent.

[@Etank800]

Caveman marvels at fire for 6 hours, gets bored.

[@DocPwny]

This was my first stream I tuned into and had it on while I played power wash simulator what an amazing experience it was

[@omarm.3952]

OH MY GOD! I was one of the testers on this game holy shit!

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Simple Andy bewildered by fire

[@faitttth]

18:58 famous toymaker line “i’m the toymaker! i’m the toymaker!”

[@TheElectricRaichu]

You can tell Jerma's not paying attention when he doesn't realize he can flirt right away when he's not hitting on someone's girlfriend RIGHT NEXT to the boyfriend. Streamer LOVES hitting on MULTIPLE WOMEN already in RELATIONSHIPS at Thrillville.

[@gobble_gang]

I fucking played this as a child. Thanks for unlocking a memory wow. The minigames are amazing.

[@plzifan3773]

RIP Monster Rancher 2: forever on the pile of games that will NEVER be finished

[@JoNarDLoLz]

He LIED to us jermaPluto Bisquette and Coltia are waiting for him to come home, yet he never does

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

and I thought he was gonna finish it back in 2018, oof

[@CM-di1oz]

>alien >travels millions of light years with extreamy advanced space technology. >has telepathy. >cant comprehend photography. checks out

[@Jaies_]

INSANE streamer tries to pick up EVERY girl in an amusement park for 30 MINUTES. they all HATE HIM

[@fartcity7777]

i loved this game so much as a kid omfg!! i remember playing it on my wii for hours and hours 😭

[@pagapollo5601]

the entire rant was extremely relatable

[@L1ttlef0ot]

Ikr everyone’s like he’s off the deep end but I have adhd and I think about things like this too and it’s cool that he speaks his mind

[@MattMacob]

Game was a HUGE part of my childhood and completely forgot about it til he posted this vid.

[@gimmy3865]

Wonder how long this will go without ContentID claims, given all the copyrighted songs in this game

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

The VOD has like 5 minutes cut out at most atm, I think the video will be safe

[@DoctorDetroitVideosStuff]

So far no claims, so it might get away clean

[@64lu]

looks like seven right now

[@AurorianKeKe]

Jerma getting teleported with the weird man to the no-no dimension at 1:39:59 was fucking insane

[@fudgex453]

Man I remember being able to play the arcade games in your park and they were all actually really god

[@awkwardme6009]

This was someone’s first jerma stream

[@swaaws]

This man has 40 RESOLUTIONS and the TOP TWO are both fucking laundry related

[@breebs]

This games soundtrack is a literal time capsule to 2007

[@Malmorious]

Yes

[@sick_icarus]

Holy shit I fucking RENTED this game for TWO DAYS as a kid and it was the BEST two nights of my entire fucking childhood

[@camcam1334]

First jerma stream i ever saw god damn what a good one to start

[@Balblair]

53:00 Wait why is there Monkey Island music?? Probably because it's Lucasarts, but still, that caught me off guard.

[@L1ttlef0ot]

I’m so glad I saw that rant live omg

[@Hyperfyre]

1:02:18 UNHINGED STREAMER pretends to be a PHONE receiving MULTIPLE TEXTS

[@DullWolfGaming]

4:08:45 is the start of that whole alien tangent started with frozen food.

[@cherryistrash4080]

Oh my god, this game holds a special place in my childhood memories

[@cazzenova9286]

I remember this game and LOVED it I really need to replay it

[@InvaderKaz2008]

Jerma never ceases to impress me. Also ey Thrillville is awesome.

[@MegaPiguy314]

How does Jerma think these hypothetical aliens are going to get to Earth? I think most people assume space travel, and if they have a much more advanced space program, they're most likely more technologically advanced in other areas. I agree with him on the art though. It would be interesting to see how our art, culture, customs, etc compare to other planets'.

[@SkeleTonHammer]

Jerma is a fascinating creature, I have no idea how this playthrough is 5 hours, I would have gotten in-game, looked at it, and immediately quit