Jerma Streams - Vegas Stakes

[@JermaStreamArchive]

2:50 Game Starts 40:53 Brb Ends

[@zmo7305]

LPp

[@thebrad1134]

@@zmo7305 Watch your language!

[@AKAOMan64]

@@zmo7305 yyyup you have to do that with you

[@AKAOMan64]

I’m I’m not not working today but

[@AKAOMan64]

I’m ok I love you so much

[@jamesday8361]

I saw Jerma at a casino one time and he gave me 5 bucks so I could get a soda from the vending machine, half an hour later I went back to, of course, give him 20,000 dollars for his generosity but he was passed out covered in vomit with a 9 and a 4 showing on the table

[@henryofskalitz4879]

@Schrunkley evil version dude I was the soda !

[@mrbean9554]

@@henryofskalitz4879 bro I was the vomit!

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

No kidding I was the generosity

[@mr.dirtydannnnn]

@@Pooky_x I table

[@Beetleroot2]

@@mr.dirtydannnnn me card

[@jamul_cos]

1:57:14 once Jerma saw the "no limit" maximum Mr. Greenz took full reigns

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

Sleeper agent activation code

[@eccomi21]

Now I get why people become rich in Las Vegas. It's because of the random people showing up to give you thousands of dollars

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Yes...

[@idontcare6736]

His name was Mr. L because he lost all his money in less than 10 minutes

[@soursugar4867]

man went in with $1000, and came out with nothing but the L he took

[@flippisni]

*Mr. L

[@cowboi61]

I cant tell where jerma ends and mr greenz begins

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Much like a case of Jekyll and Hyde

[@namepending5620]

@@Hi_Just_Fred dr jerma and mr greenz

[@IrishMan441]

The transition is so smooth.

[@Soulraven2735]

@@namepending5620 Except it's debatable who is the worse of the two

[@Kerruo]

Who's Jerma?

[@JacobKinsley]

2:00:27 Mr Green develops a stomach ulcer and it explodes, making him experience all 5 stages of grief in 10 seconds, before two more stomach ulcers take its place

[@imnotabeetleiswear6549]

Mr. Greenz was the first Jerma thing I've ever seen. I saw it about 1 month ago and now I'm hooked on this guy

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

Great guy to start watching, jerma is

[@goldbedvids8580]

word

[@theguywhocutsofftheirlimbs5056]

@@goldbedvids8580 bird is the

[@trashpandaO6]

yo same dude

[@Puffyuka]

I like how Mr. Greenz turns from a slightly crazy guy to a rich obese middle-aged man who is completely psychotic by the end of the stream.

[@mikotoh]

[insert joke about that just being jermas character arc here]

[@IMold363]

That’s what vegas does

[@stephanief5794]

me overdrafting my checking account: "this is just stephanie money. who gives a shit"

[@molybdenumrose]

oh no

[@Joe-ck9gj]

Underrated comment

[@pervasivedoubt150]

Ya see it’s funny cuz your name is Stephanie

[@cycoticmongoose]

@@pervasivedoubt150 kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3OxiXeOg7R-otE

[@zzxiv]

@@Joe-ck9gj😊

[@tinnyle2719]

AH YES, HIS NATURAL STATE. GAMBLING

[@dinonatorful]

Cute picture

[@Sheridan2LT]

LOL RIGHT yeah.

[@JacobKinsley]

*British narrator voice* here, we can observe the almighty Jerma in his natural state. Gambling.

[@mellow6749]

massachusetts

[@LootandScoot]

When I ran into jerma in vegas he looked exactly like the thumbnail that's how I knew it was him

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Ah you must've seen him after he won big in the casinos, that's what he transforms into after getting a good lucky streak. He usually turns back after he ends up gambling it all away, that's when he starts streaming again.

[@ArabLenin]

@@Hi_Just_Fred Jermas life is just an endless cycle of Streaming gambling losing and streaming again (with optional heavy drinking for all of those)

[@oleole3753]

Mr. Greenz needs to be in the next Jerma rumble. That was the funniest bit this year

[@Isaacandjed]

Greenz/Steve Tag Team

[@objectifymutahar1869]

Aye

[@SilverLining1215]

@@Isaacandjed I couldn't not stop laughing for minutes at a time.

[@18754KRS]

Mr green is demon lord zoraxsus..zoraxsorse? Zoraxsus.

[@micheal8672]

Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green? Mr Green?

[@solharv7817]

Mr. Green is an excellent addition to the Jermaverse

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

This was Jerma firing on all cylinders.

[@KFCArbiter]

This really is classic jerma

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@KFCArbiter 2020 felt like the final year of classic jerma era shenanigans. I still enjoy his new streams of course and his humor hasn't changed much. Damn though from 2017-2020 it was just one amazing bit after another

[@KFCArbiter]

@@BananaPhoPhilly I think it depends on what game he is streaming, anything with gambling in it (or gambling themed like Casino Inc) is guaranteed to be a hysterical stream. Also the wrestling empire stream in 2021 was the funniest stream ive ever seen 2016-now.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

@@KFCArbiter Ok you’re right I forgot about wrestling empire. Absolute banger of a stream Lately he's kinda been on fire with some great streams so I mightve jumped the gun a little with that comment lol

[@benjaminmorris7159]

@@BananaPhoPhilly he saw your comment and took it as a challenge

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

Jerma somehow makes monotonous gambling games incredibly thrilling and hilarious to watch.

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

Because we get to see his true self

[@neilgoldberg547]

Everytime I hear a sports betting commercial on the radio they follow it with, "have a gambling problem call this number" and my mind automatically imagines Mr. Green yelling "Yes I am invincible!"

[@dreioo8759]

Every creative person has that moment of peak performance that just becomes second nature for a few hours. This stream was Jerma in his perfect form. Inspiring..

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma didn't win a single cent on roulette but he STILL kept playing it lol. If he were a close friend I'd get him counselling

[@katzea.a7880]

Ludopathic andy

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

Sunk cost fallacy

[@guag308]

@@katzea.a7880 how the fuck does one even come across such an eloquent word only to use it as a jerma descriptor

[@sk8_m0nk3ys2]

“Hi I’m Mr. L” (the Losses and Liquidation are silent).

[@ryangorman2295]

The robot voice for the loser was the funniest shit I’ve seen in years. I’m literally hyperventilating lmfao

[@Diecaoverse]

2:00:59 imagine being at a casino and when someone won they laughed like this.

[@roccotaco1843]

And their skin turns a brilliant green as their chin extends so does their smile

[@hoshii.8533]

I-I'm your favorite, Mr. Green? T-Thank you so much for the $2 tip!

[@spunklord5000]

Hey Mr. Greenz! Remember that time you tipped me $2? Well I haven't forgotten your generosity, so here - take $2000 of my winnings!

[@stereoraptor6940]

"So... is that all you have?" "Like, on me?" "Yeah" "Yeah, why?" "Hit the fuckin road."

[@JacobKinsley]

@@spunklord5000 Hey, Mr Greenz! Remember me? I was the one that gave you 2,000 dollars! So you DO remember me! Ha! Well, here's 200,000 dollars for looking out for me.

[@bluespy8130]

@@stereoraptor6940 "wait wait wait I was just kidding I have 10 million in the bank!"

[@Omnisalad]

This is like, ground zero for his addiction, jesus christ.

[@CluckN]

The Omnisalad as long as the games are not chicken themed he should be fine

[@astrallizard4682]

He lives in fucking vegas, dude. Im 100% sure playing cards is like eating breakfast for him

[@gordonf5553]

@@astrallizard4682 imagine unironically moving to new vegas

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@gordonf5553 then I'd suffer radiation poisoning and get killed by mole rats.

[@pillgrimm]

Jerma spent 2 hours of his 3 hour new vegas stream gambling.

[@thecourierNCR]

the music literally never gets old. what a beautiful composition

[@TNTspaz]

I like how he explains exactly how to even the odds with blackjack but constantly does the opposite. Its great

[@thefantasticdrill788]

"The Greedy grinner doesn't need insurance"

[@DialgoPrima]

Man who needs to pay back $40,000 for carnival loses $400,000 on two hands of blackjack

[@TheiSarcasticArtist]

1:57:10 Mr. Greenz Wild Blackjack Ride

[@damien_murphy]

This bit is in with the greats. This man's improv has transcended

[@Notester82]

Honestly started dying ever since Mr. Greenz realized there was no upper limit for bets, and that's before the rollercoaster of events that happened, aaaaaaaaaaa

[@damien_murphy]

@@Notester82 Jerma is merely a sleeper agent for Mr Greenz. The 'no upper limit' showing up was the signal for Mr Greenz to be awoken in him.

[@UNALLOYEDSLOP]

@@damien_murphyThat wasn’t improv, that was just jerma dropping his streamer facade and showing his true (green) colors

[@casualspawnpeeking3680]

Just the mere prospect of finishing a whole cigar in one drag is horrifying

[@radekmilewicz6192]

Please someone make an animation of Mr.GreenZ at a casino. Especially when he throws up after doubling in Blackjack. EDIT: I just watched the whole stream again. Seriously, it's just like a movie. Easily one of the best streams Jerma has ever gave us.

[@Thrybald]

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[@thewizardninja]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKWsg6Kias-aoMk

[@hyper4831]

I'm working on one hopefully, as soon as I heard the bit I was like: oh yeah, that's a jerma animated A few people have seen and responded to this, so I'll say here my channel is 'HyperTheKappa' on KZbin!

[@Soulraven2735]

@@hyper4831 I'd give up, there's already 2 animateds, and anymore is just wasted effort! (Jk, keep up the good work and if you don't mind, reply with the link when you finish)

[@hyper4831]

@@Soulraven2735 Damn dude you were about to get an earful haha, thanks man

[@junlexip9204]

Insert obligatory quote of Jerma saying how Star_ card counts like he's in Las Vegas, goes full circle

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Jerma: chat knows nothing about casinos they don’t even know when to stand in blackjack Jerma: chat what does “check” mean?

[@CluckN]

Romantic Outlaw Jerma doesn’t know how to play because he’s not tall enough to watch table games

[@Romanticoutlaw]

Cluck N I’ve been laughing at this comment for hours

[@JacobKinsley]

*waddles over to table and climbs on chair, clicks his finger and a young lady smartly dressed walks over and places a booster seat under him* All right! This looks fun! So can anyone here explain to me the rules of poker?

[@franklinbinga2153]

Also betting on half the numbers in roulette is done by betting on color right?

[@deezboyeed6764]

@@franklinbinga2153 or on odds or evens.

[@marmotman151]

I feel like Jerma never ended up beating pokemon because he'd always get stuck at the game corner. Just a feeling I have.

[@retrogadget6183]

He definitely got the Dratini in hgss. God knows I did. Tiny nine year old gambling menace.

[@1810jeff]

It was especially rough in gen 1 since there was a limited amount of money you could get.

[@flayerthehatebound8920]

I never got through Witcher 3 cause I kept playing the card game so I get it lol

[@Soulraven2735]

If I had any skill when I was 9, I probably would still be playing Voltorb Flip to this day.

[@simonkawasaki4229]

Human Bugleberry isn't real, he can't hurt you

[@loser7528]

Simon Kawasaki who/what is bugleberry?

[@xerxes6627]

there's something great about jerma starting off as trying to be a rational better, making low bets and trying to get small hits while lecturing chat on how to gamble, then at the FIRST minute he is given the ability to bet big, all rationality is thrown to the wind as he goes all in over and over on single hands of blackjack

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

And so, Steve dragged Mr. Greenz back to his hotel room where he would later suffer a heart attack and die. Steve went on with his meaningless life until he discovered that he was a fictional character made by a gambling streamer for his hilarious comedy bit. He much like many thoughts from Jerma's mind faded into obscurity, never to be referenced again.

[@spunklord5000]

1:44:13 The Greedy Grinner never repays his debts

[@chancethefapper4528]

"Player makes more money from donations than actual skill at the game" Is this just a Jerma simulator?

[@HunterIsRad]

Mr GREENZ sounds like a fucking kingpin-esque supervillain and I love it

[@radekmilewicz6192]

Bugleberry had a throat operation from smoking too much and now speaks like a robot. Make it head cannon.

[@radekmilewicz6192]

For everyones information; counting cards in Blackjack is possible and it does give you an advantage. You don't count ALL cards, just high ones (A,10) and low ones (6-2), the more high ones there are left in the deck the more you should bet. It's not illegal, but you might get banned from a casino for doing that if the pit boss notices.

[@TemmiePlays]

Casinos use upwards of 6 decks at any given time, you've never been to a casino in your life, lol. It is literally impossible count cards since those kids from MIT wrang them out for millions. yes, even if you play at a private table, and ESPECIALLY at a high roller table.

[@radekmilewicz6192]

@@TemmiePlays Casinos usually use shoes with 8 decks, but 1 deck worth of cards is cut away by the cutting card. It still means you can count the amount of high and low cards left in the shoe to give yourself an advantage. Even if they used a 100 decks, it's still the same method and it still works. I've been to a casino a bunch of times, but even if I haven't what difference would it make?

[@TemmiePlays]

@@radekmilewicz6192 yeah, counting cards is just _that_ easy lol, that's why everyone in las vegas is a mega millionaire, and never loses at all! not even once :)

[@radekmilewicz6192]

@@TemmiePlays I'm starting to feel like you're trolling, since there's tons of info about blackjack online, but regardless... Counting cards has been a thing for decades, not everyone does it because it's not a reliable source of income, the casino can kick out out or even ban you if they want. Besides, it takes a lot of time to make a profit since your edge over the casino is only 0.5%. Some people do make money that way, but it takes time and effort, so you might aswell get a 'normal' job.

[@PointsofData]

@@TemmiePlays He...never said it gave you a big advantage. Just "an advantage". Its pretty obvious you can't win big with this method but it's worth learning if you want to bother.

[@SeggyCute]

i just love video games like this, everything look so crunchy and cool.

[@markhirsch6301]

Same here, I honestly want a game like this, but your run buissneses and such

[@TunaIRL]

@@markhirsch6301 Like OpenTTD and such?

[@markhirsch6301]

@@TunaIRL yes and no, I mean more like capitalism 2 and industry giant

[@TunaIRL]

@@markhirsch6301 There is a certain charm in the art style. I feel like these days we're in the uncanny valley of graphics where it looks realistic but we still notice something is wrong so the immersion is ruined. In these types of games you feel more like you're in a different world. If you get what I'm saying :D

[@markhirsch6301]

@@TunaIRL I do get what you're saying

[@nopenope6034]

It's a real shame The Movies is too primitive and limited to be able to be used to produce a Mr. Greenz feature.

[@bigbeefscorcho]

One day science and technology will catch up with the enigmatic and visionary mind of Jeremy “Jerma985” Elbertson, but until then we can only dream.

[@danteezy945]

"Say my name." "....Mr. Green" "You're goddamn right."

[@aswiftshift5229]

"You didn't believe in my monstrous ability" - Greg "big stackz" greenz 2020

[@hellogoato]

bigstackzgreenz is absolutely his Instagram handle where he posts hideously tasteless videos of himself from his high roller suite

[@bonkadonkers8642]

Everyone talks about Mr. Greenz but nobody even bothers to mention the legacy of Mr. 23DCC345FG

[@initialdavid]

His Bugleberry voice sounds like the malfunctioning Patriot A.I. colonel from MGS2

[@simondigruber2111]

Raiden, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW!

[@thisismyname1940]

La Li Lu Le Lo oh! OH! Oh, the ritual is complete, and from my cauldron I have summoned forth this... snake!

[@Soulraven2735]

I normally dont watch his full stream VODs, but this one is so good I actually watched all of it, and I am watching it again

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

Best 2020 bit at the end with blackjack, hands down

[@MrGlowstoneMan]

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[@velvet7765]

@@MrGlowstoneMan like 1:57:00 onward

[@flatterswhite]

"Oh, look at me. hundred fucking thousand dollar blackjack hand!" Something about Jerma's delivery cracks me up every time

[@retrogadget6183]

13:50 And this, dear viewer, was where history was made.

[@heavybolt]

anyone else hear that sick beat he made at 1:45:20

[@nunyafukinbizness2984]

The music is everywhere brother.

[@groovetorped]

"Steve... I trust you." And that was the last we ever saw of Steve

[@IAmCaligvla]

Mr. Green is without a doubt the best bit Jerma has ever come up with.

[@RyanWow65]

My parents had this game on SNES and I used to play it all the time. He’s right this game is amazing.

[@Weavaloid]

Monkey sounds at 1:49:32

[@iLoveInternets11]

1:58:15 mr. green just ripped thru jermas body to become the host

[@rabbitOfDemise]

When he hits the jack pot you can audibly hear mr green slowly crawling his way out of jerma’s psyche. The tipping point is when he read no limit and pretty much had a stroke.

[@fluffdrgn]

Mr. Greenz for Jerma rumble 2020

[@Toactwithoutthinking]

That Vegas CBD weed isn't going to pay for itself you know.

[@ectoplasmhell]

I keep coming back to this stream because I really enjoyed watching this Jerma stream. It's nice to listen to and fall asleep to. It is, hands down one of my absolute favorites.

[@newdonkshitty]

the quarantine really deprived his gambling addiction huh

[@RaymuHakurei]

Holy shit, is that THE Mr Greenz?! The man who lost his entire fortune in a single game of blackjack?

[@Bguy-led]

Thumbnail at 1:17:21

[@aawink]

Eddie Timanus for those wondering

[@chancethefapper4528]

Kinda sad that Bugleberry was assimilated into The Borg in a last resort to corrupt their hive mind. But its nice to see he's still out and about after that tragic incident.

[@henryofskalitz4879]

1:45:21 Jerma accidentally makes a sick beat for about 3 seconds.

[@nopenope6034]

I like Bugleberry's new "Primm Slim" accent.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Mecha Bugleberry, they rebuilt him stronger than before!

[@nopenope6034]

@@Hi_Just_Fred Stronger, faster, powered entirely by eating spiders. With his stalwart ward, Chrome Face.

[@shizzlebizzfizz]

51:56 this is important

[@gordonf5553]

How does he drown overwater

[@cazer194]

Choked on a cookie on "I just wanna make sure I win". Fun obeservation @ 19:17: Jerma gives his character a cheesy annoying voice, while the broke guy was talking like a decent gentleman. Usually people mock voices vice versa.

[@cazer194]

2:00:36 the moment when I woke up, and checked whether I am really watching a Jerma stream. because it sounds like a batman movie, and some malicious Joker plan is just about to come to fruition

[@GlurtDinky]

i fell asleep to this video and had one of the worst fucking nightmares ive ever had

[@retrogadget6183]

Mr. Greenz always collects his debts....

[@Tobeebuzz]

Genuinely one of his best streams I fall asleep to it sometimes and Mr. Green invades my nightmares. 10/10

[@MoreLikeMagicMan]

I paused this video and the music didn't stop

[@joemoules6960]

Local streamer blows fortune made through drug industry in casino

[@loveace2430]

"What do you think I am some kind of psycho?" *bets all his money on one hand of Blackjack* Yeah, probably.

[@neco2ndchannel]

watching jerma play blackjack is so anxiety inducing, when it said no bet limit on mr greenz last stand my heart was pounding so hard it hurt

[@Dom9606]

24:25 the guy you've all been waiting for turns up

[@wafflefry_dump8218]

I can't believe I learned how to play poker from a Jerma stream

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

My idea of Mr. GREENZ is the same as that caricature of Marlon Brando in the masterclass skit

[@Duranous.]

The last Black Jack was so damn funny, I had to spit out my drink.

[@gronkus4443]

I like to think that when Mr. Green loses money he makes a huge throughty Jabba the hut growel

[@theworstmaid]

if steve inherited greenz's money and it was just $1000, did greenz lie about the ten million in his bank just to get steve back?

[@theCrazyJohn]

When do we get real life casino stream

[@PointsofData]

When does Jerma tire of beating computer players and force his chat members to engage in his debauchery with him

[@Kola25_97]

Pretty sure you're not allowed to record video inside a casino.

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

@@Kola25_97 pretty sure by "real life casino" OP meant "poorly but lovingly constructed by Jerma set that imitates a casino"

[@agentpaint]

innewyorkimillyrock Nah Jerma has so many bits he can buy out every casino

[@PointsofData]

@@agentpaint philactery can just fund him one. Then send more bits to ask him to burn it down for epic lulz and insurance fraud.

[@crtg4672]

For some reason I got it in my mind that Mr Green playing roulette and betting down an entire line (ex 3-36) could be called the Green Mile.

[@devonletter7681]

I don't know what it is about this stream but I keep coming back to watch it over and over again

[@Champiness]

Relax this whole stream is just Stephanie money

[@TheSilly6403]

Poor Lesbian Bigfoot getting ignored because some girl sprained her ankle

[@Notester82]

17:33 I cannot get over how that round of roulette ended, holy heck Jerma.

[@noahboat580]

Hahahahhaha i never thought he would play this again. Glad he replayed this to try to win big once more

[@parpeetodorito4417]

Mr. Greenz is just Jerma's subconscious trying to break free

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Jerma describing the game: "People come up to you and take money from you, you get into like fights and shit." The actual NPCs in the game: "Gee thanks for driving me to the hospital for my sprained ankle! Have my life savings, you're so kind."

[@namepending5620]

Man, can't wait for jerma's 26~35th birthday stream

[@somecitrus7561]

Travel-size Andy's like the only person who can make their own jokes funnier after explaining the absurdity of it

[@---ox1lg]

Fun fact: The reason you'll get thrown out when card-counting is not because it's cheating (it's not). It's because you reliably take more money from the casino than you put in and as buisness made to make money, they can, and will throw you out.

[@kinnikuboneman]

So it's cheating

[@---ox1lg]

@@kinnikuboneman No.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

It's not much of an advantage

[@notapplicable6985]

@@kinnikuboneman No, it's just using game knowledge. Cheating would include modifying the gameplay.

[@brokenlegs8431]

@@kinnikuboneman cheating would cards up your sleeve, memorizing is a bsic function of the human brain

[@deanobeano123]

this is hands down one of my favourite streams

[@ad4k6rtw38]

At 2:01:40 When he starts throwing up from losing and going on with the thing about the shirts I literally laughed so hard I cried, then he said the 2 dollar tip thing and it sent me over the moon. Really needed that this week.

[@nootnoot5238]

I will become rich and successful for the sole reason of donating $10000 to pressure Jerma into doing an irl casino stream.

[@Atma505]

Mr. Green enters the casino a cold, hard gambler, and learns by the end of the evening that the true payoff comes from helping those in need (Like literally, it pays better)

[@noThankyou-g5c]

when he lost $200,000 and then bet $100,000 on a bankroll of $117,000, got a 15 and _won_ I literally started hyperventilating

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

First the CBD/THC "treatment" for his pain, now he's back to gambling. For shame, e-clown, for shame.