The Silence of the Slots - Jerma Streams Casino Inc. (Long Edit #1)

From Jerma's first Casino Inc. stream (4/9/2020): • Jerma Streams - Casino...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams Casino Inc. long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams Casino I...
I've no plans to call on you, Jeremy. The world is more interesting with you in it.
Note (1): This edit was requested by Slou MoBoss.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD.
Note (3): Many thanks to FerretNoir ( / @ferretnoir ) and others for a lot of help with the thumbnail.

[@Leon-qs1on]

jerma: sends all janitors to the 2nd floor jerma: "why is there puke everywhere on the 1st floor" jerma: sends all janitors to the 1st floor jerma: "why is there puke everywhere on the 2nd floor"

[@spyamongus8546]

mr. greenz did it.

[@walkingglasses6264]

the puke is all just from the guests eating too much oreo

[@stitchfinger7678]

fires all the bouncers and half the staff "why don't I have any bouncers?"

[@afreshreaction]

me: wtf is happening

[@KarpetBurn]

Literally a scene from Tom & Jerry

[@bannedthricelol8799]

my favorite part is when he tries to buy a doorman, buys an overpriced pianist that has the salary almost twice of EVERY OTHER WORKER in the casino and decides to just keep him for WEEKS, letting that idle pianist with NO piano syphon 300$ every day until he finally re-remembers to actually fire this man. He was stood in that basement for a MONTH, paid over 9300 in total for just sitting around in the dark basement of some ghetto casino

[@Phoenix0F8]

this is my favorite mental image

[@pigeonatic]

wish that were me

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH Fuck me, the more I read this, the more I died like Jerma does oh fuck me xdd ADHD Andy *NEGLECTS* Famous Pianist for a *MONTH* after opting to pay him with pre-authorized wages

[@Lux_Ferox]

​@@pigeonatic Real talk, I'll take $300 a day to stand in a dark, empty basement. I'll never quit.

[@gretajane666]

Goals

[@LordHippoman]

The evolution from Jerma screaming in horror as his guard kills a guy to Jerma giving the same guard a 10 dollar bonus check for killing one of his own employees is the greatest story arc of our time.

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

It goes from casino to dystopian nightmare dungeon full of garbage and violence

[@thebleachbartender1312]

Breaking Bad character progression

[@tikifreakazoid]

Imagine tipping a hitman ten dollars

[@merasmusentertainment]

Anakin Skywalker arc

[@CharlesDubs]

@@merasmusentertainment Jermakin Shpeewalker

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

“One of your staff just died” *hysterical laughter*

[@boomsoundeffect]

What a freak...

[@Willowposting]

Average corporate executive

[@leontrotsky9268]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that absolute sigma who stole 15 dollars, got roughed up but ultimately walked away with a 20 dollar raise?

[@Rabbit_Hill]

-Your profit for the day was: -$11,050 _Begins feverishly hiring expensive staff_

[@JacobKinsley]

Silicon valley startups

[@niksin9941]

"why are all the fights going on?" "because of cheap drinks?" *makes them cheaper*

[@neonredhex]

I love that the pornographic movie sound effects are SO violent and aggressive sounding, Jerma accidentally mistook it for a woman getting PUNCHED

[@babbagesonly]

the sound effects used in this game for the theater are literally the exact same ones that HAPPY WHEELS uses for several adult female characters GETTING THEIR LIMBS RIPPED OFF

[@PinnePon]

​@@babbagesonlyow

[@schmee9025]

porn is just violence on women that dudes are allowed to get off to

[@obeseperson]

@@schmee9025 i only watch gay porn

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@schmee9025 you're not wrong but that is like, the most virtue signalling way you could have possibly put it lol.

[@thecjwolfpack]

*Nobody's in the casino at 10AM* Jerma: No! It's all over!

[@kcat420]

(explosion goes off in casino basement, killing a half dozen people and starting a fire) "Staff are asking for a raise!"

[@impermanentLucidity]

Jerma asks a customer why they're leaving, says it's to drink at a rival casino, learns that customer is a teenager, and goes to spy on the rival casino, then finds it genuinely breathtaking. Absolute madman.

[@justdirt]

I know jerma being insane is a joke, but seeing jerma spend the entire stream trying to convince chat that his overpriced shitty restaurant was his best attraction was actually maddening. This edit cuts out like 5 hours, at least 3 of those were spent on the restaurant. 1000s upon 1000s on this dumb idea. The food he was already selling hadn't actually sold anything, but in Jerma's mind, the mostly poor people visiting just needed a 5 star dining experience. When it burned down twice you could hear Jerma finally break out of his denial

[@blessfullstop]

Now aren't you glad he doesn't actually exist? Could you imagine insanity of that level out in the real world?

[@snaildad193]

Sunken cost fallacy

[@jellydamgood]

Seems like a standard kitchen nightmares episode.

[@toericabaker]

it was the "why am i more profitable after i sold stuff?[the restaraunt]" for me

[@Kazuhira2249]

​@@jellydamgood jerma's restaurant is like that gordon ramsey show where he goes bully bad restaurant owners and the episode would have gordon ramsey picking up jerma and carrying him around

[@katzea.a7880]

This is one of the quintessensial Jerma stream series there's the psychopathy, the gambling, the image edit, lack of object permanence etc.

[@LordHippoman]

I like to pretend that Jerma is live walking around his casino and just yelling into his earpiece.

[@tesseract5569]

I like to pretend Jerma is alive too

[@sparklepawz1185]

Jerma's the type of guy to gamble in a casino he owns and get kicked out because no one believes he's the owner.

[@whatr0]

either that or he walks in and makes it so a bunch of paid actors constantly come up to him and give him free money

[@k3salieri]

@@whatr0 And insist they call him Mr. Green.

[@basedmase777]

average jerma watcher pfp

[@wulf2757]

@@basedmase777 He came from the convention

[@boomsoundeffect]

Very creative and concerningly accurate

[@PsychoPanda9000]

I love how he starts to villain arc throughout the video, like at first he was so shocked that he killed a furry the first time, and then later on he MERCILESSLY MURDERS an OLD MAN, then TORTURES a poor doorman who needed MONEY for his FAMILY and then EXECUTES HIM IN THE BASEMENT

[@RT4eva9]

he then shoots his MAX LEVEL CHEAT FOR WINNING AND THEN SHOOTS A CHEF

[@the-red-thing]

He’s a MENACE

[@jumperk5627]

They don't call him a "Psycho Streamer" for no reason...

[@EmmanQuinones5234]

TWO COMMENTS IN THIS VIDS ARE KILLING ME! GODDAMNIT!! LMAOO I know this is a year late but PLEAASE, as a community, let us NOT STOP the "capitalization-emphasis" meme that we and Jerma do when DESCRIBING and EXPLAINING things to other people or Jerma. It is just THAT good at making things that much more funnier. Holy

[@Lux_Ferox]

​@@EmmanQuinones5234 Local casino man BEATS and then RUTHLESSLY EXECUTES multiple employees and patrons of his PORN CASINO after they ask for money to feed their STARVING FAMILY.

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

for anybody interested, all releases of this game are apparently bugged and run at a higher than normal difficulty. thats why staff constantly need pay raises, and people are always vomiting

[@ashlilly3071]

I had heard somewhere it was an anti-piracy thing. Not sure if that’s true, but it would make sense for the time period.

[@JacobKinsley]

I always hated shit like this, it's like pointing a gun at your pc that is rigged to go off if the rube Goldberg machine doesn't complete it's course within a time limit. But going "oh but the rube Goldberg machine works every time during testing and the gun is funny and silly so it's fine, what's the big deal? 😊"

[@itskenjibtw]

love it when skye edits streams and makes it into a 2-3 hour series

[@campbell1232]

For Real! the perfect length for me to study or nap to

[@masonmcdonald1556]

@@campbell1232 lo fi jerma to study/relax to

[@CharlieCharnyte]

@@masonmcdonald1556 until it become really unhinged and it give you nightmare, where you become Jerma and get to stream NAKED as Jerma

[@King-in-Yellow]

@@campbell1232 perfect for a jelk sesh

[@DigitalEWhore]

​@@King-in-YellowLo-fi jerma to jelk and goon to

[@coryman125]

The perfect stream for this format :) I would pay $50 to watch this in a mini theatre upstairs above a casino

[@slimbo3774]

Good zerk-off material

[@The56567878]

"No what are you doing, don't plant a bomb at my own casino!!" *proceeds to immediately plant another bomb after the first explodes*

[@supremequantv6887]

The way the casino kept becoming more dangerous over time is amazing

[@DRUZYDAY]

I love when Jerma yells "no" at chat repeatedly because it usually means that he halfway wants to do it, too XD Thanks for the edit, Skye!

[@smirfyman]

The sequence of events starting at 54:39 has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@ExpertBustice]

I'm crying LOL

[@connoremerick7405]

God I LOVE these edits… I don’t always like putting the full vod on because those include the often overlooked like 30 straight minutes of jerma silently playing a game and MAYBE reading a chat message that says “go to a casino and start eating coins until they kick you out”

[@reynaga5169]

Exaggerated.

[@PlatoonGoon]

Christ they're not that bad lol

[@samharradence5689]

They’re that bad I agree

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Jerma silently playing a game for 30 mins straight is the most unbelievable thing. As a Jerma viewer, I could guarantee you that he cannot resist trying to make a joke every 5 minutes.

[@erykaldo2l270]

Jerma never in his life has been silent for more than 5 minutes. Maybe you were watching early version of his A.I, but the current version comes with more insane jokes and a lot of meat grinders

[@cabwaylingo_]

55:53 i fucking love how panicked he becomes

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I mean if your building got fucking bombed and was burning down I would panic too

[@kbab5329]

Especially since I'm like 99% sure that in this game "Teen" means 18/19, basically just meaning that you can't serve them alcohol, not that they're minors, so he's panicking for literally no reason.

[@MohamedSayed-wp3fv]

@@kbab5329 I think the panic was due to the fact that the teen was leaving with an adult stranger.

[@kbab5329]

@@MohamedSayed-wp3fv My point was that in this game "teen" means "18/19" so they're an adult, and it isn't uncouth for them to be leaving with another adult. The reason the game makes the distinction of "teen" is that you can't serve them alcohol, not that they're minors. If they were actual minors I sincerely doubt the game would allow them to leave with a hooker. So what he thinks is happening actually isn't and he's panicking for no reason.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@MohamedSayed-wp3fv It wasn't even that though, you can see them taking different AI paths afterwards, the two characters just bumped into each other

[@alexjones4679]

Love the good 2 straight minutes of Jerma watching his 5 star cheat fucking fleece him for all he has, before going and performing a mafia style execution in the basement instead of just SENDING HIM TO ANOTHER CASINO LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. GOD he just absolutely destroys me mentally.

[@Naev0w0]

Jerma is kinda a bimbo, he's really bad at videogames.

[@doifhg]

I kept expecting Mr. Greenz to show up to bankrupt jerma and then lose his fortune buying all the limes

[@tikifreakazoid]

Can you imagine what it would be like to own a casino with like $1,000 on hand

[@Channeldyhb]

This game actually has a lot of innovative takes in the genre, it's a shame it seems to have disappeared unnoticed

[@JacobKinsley]

There were other games in this genre (like, hyper specific management with rival businesses, niches and customised detail into how everything works) but they're mostly just large as an ocean, shallow as a pool (fast food tycoon was one, if you'd count that.). I feel like the reason people moved away from it is because of the sims-4-ification of management games (get rid of all the features that are confusing or lag the game so anyone can play it, and the challenge comes from what restrictions you pose on yourself or in specific challenge scenarios.) I think as well since in the indie dev 'good game design' sphere people act like the objective truth is that every single game and every single mechanic, regardless of what it is, needs to be a blank placeholder template that can be swapped out with any asset at runtime, which is only really true if you're making an early access game with frequent content updates that should be compatible with each other, or if your studio has a lot of dedicated hyper specific experts who would benefit from just sending a zip folder over and the programmers can just replace a folder in the project. You know what I think? Embrace spaghetti code. Better to make something that's actually complete than to spend forever not quite completing something that's highly optimised. Games like this are what you get when you actually have your priorities straight, not going "um I will make tiers of upgrades a variable that can be up to 256 and each item will be allocated on the grid depending on rows and columns 🤓 with a scrollbar dynamically appeari-" no just make 3 tiers lmao.

[@JustAPass]

God the little mascot in the tutorial looks exactly like him 😭

[@charliewegner]

“this game is like 15 years old” “it’s a game from 1993 or something.” jerma… jerma please.

[@JacobKinsley]

Prerecorded

[@kungfukitten6735]

@@JacobKinsley prerecorded in 2008?

[@spacebassist]

@@kungfukitten6735 yea you can tell because he pitched himself up a little, used to put on a deep voice remember?

[@ESFAndy011]

I'm his age and I can tell you, we forget how old we are. It happens. 😂

[@Kazuhira2249]

​@@ESFAndy011 im 22 and i forget stuff like that sometimes lol

[@NoxTuk]

Holy shit, I was just thinking about watching the Casino Inc stream yesterday. This is literally a gift from the gods. Thank you skye :)

[@grapes5672]

1:20:04 Kid walks up to the escort, presumably interacts with her, and is so disgusted he vomits and leaves

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

If Jerma owned a casino he'd use all the profits from it at the casino.

[@satisfiedconsumer649]

But then he would make back all that money 🤔

[@Wohlfe]

Slowly losing it all to taxes each time it changes hands

[@mocchi-333]

staff are asking for a RAISE‼️😱😱

[@rampageblizzard]

I couldn't get enough of the 2ndJerma Casino inc videos, glad you made a longer edit.

[@aeliz666]

Garfield gonna call in UAV after this kind of killstreak

[@skye4]

LMAO

[@Taldirok]

Lmao that ended me

[@Pantaker]

I will never forget the time jerma forced an officer of the law to shoot and kill a guy on a rhino costume on his own casino for making a mess. Can't make this stuff up.

[@Pantaker]

And again to an innocent old man, jesus christ someone has to stop this maniac.

[@cheyannei5983]

@@Pantaker And then his doorman for wanting hush money!

[@iyona2305]

This is the best format for Jerma streams, love getting to see the gameplay as well as his bits

[@nelly2461]

I've been having computer problems for like 2 weeks, this is an amazing thing to do in the mean time. Thank you so much for all of the work you put in for us!

[@justdirt]

I remember hearing that this was stream of the year type shit and watching the original vods. Both parts are very good but it's like 8-9 hours and it's a slow start. These edits are so great, keep it up

[@brotherman539]

"You can't watch the same movie more than 5 times" Jokes on you, Skye Jerma edits are my comfort watch. Take that Jeremy.

[@fritzy8318]

I mean. I’ve watched a few films in the high double digits.

[@suzannahkeiser5717]

Sorry I’m still in shock from jerma’s honk impression. Like it was too perfect. How did he do that?

[@rickydo6572]

It's because he got Honk implants

[@bluegrassdude7532]

I think he said that he lays in his bathtub for like 2 hours just practicing

[@charleslarson5983]

what honk impression?

[@twingolord]

@@charleslarson5983 5 minutes in

[@diamonddog5190]

​@@rickydo6572 his honkers if you will

[@HQ_Default]

I just realized that the slot machines are Konami brand. How fitting.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

The meteoric rise of casino mogul and penny slots magnate Greg Greenz.

[@toodths]

I have been awoken from my 100 year slumber by a skye4 long edit notification on youtube. edit: i have watched the hole thing and it gets all the great jokes and bits in that i can remeber, well done on another amazing edit!! now to sleep until the next upload

[@AnotherNightOwl1127]

Jerma firing people instead of ejecting unruly patrons is so funny to me

[@someonelse2]

Jerma is literally the epitome of an awful manager this whole playthrough, his arc to depravity is truly chilling to watch

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Oh my god I’m so excited. These streams are a fucking goldmine

[@cobiejohnson6017]

"Yea I played this like three or five times already" and then he spends the entire time panicking not knowing what to do

[@2782Jack]

one of my favorite streams of all time and the last longest highlight until now was just an hour long. I'm hyped for this.

[@rodrigojps]

Possibly best Jerma gaming stream of all time, thanks for the edit

[@Azby_]

I am SO HAPPY that we got another edit of the casino inc streams. You work so hard to get these edits out and I can't thank you enough!

[@o.steinman3855]

1:12:37 was the exact moment the seed for his furry convention idea was planted

[@butterfingersman]

im so glad this stream got a long edit! i always want more jerma casino inc content

[@Axoltolion]

One of Jerma’s best streams

[@Lux_Ferox]

Jerma: Okay go steal $750 from a casino. Also, take this guy with you, he's going to steal $20,000 at the same time. Godspeed.

[@minimoose7772]

He's the distraction, they watch this guy steal $750 while the other guy steals 20k

[@infiniteammo675]

This is legit one of jermas best streams(imo) thanks for the awesome edits skye👌!

[@vegan4theanimals]

2:21:30 I imagine it going down like the end scene in the Titanic. Jerma is like the captain watching all of this go down in the security room, and he's like pulling his hair out. The police are like storming each floor and the DJ is like playing a remix of Baby Got Back as he looks up at the camera gives an affirming nod.

[@aaron3157]

jerma's honks made me double take no joke

[@Kilborns]

One of the best streams imo

[@pj1789]

just gave me something to listen to on my walk, thanks as always skye!

[@rampageblizzard]

thats a long walk

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

@@rampageblizzard it's a *man-sized* walk

[@littlegamerguy4803]

fun fact: afaik every single patron with a fist icon over them is a troublemaker sent by a rival place and I don’t think jerma dealt with a single one of them 😂 edit: he dealt with like one near the end of the stream

[@ghasthunter6849]

Hey sky thanks for this my grandmother passed today and this is helping me alot keep doing what you do

[@splattie_]

I've detected cheating on the floor. Y-yes. Hello. I-i-it's me, Bernie. We gotta get socialized healthcare, we gotta break up the banks, we gott

[@kimgkomg]

This was probably my favorite Jerma stream.

[@mrsubject1]

I knew I recognized those god damn eating and drinking noises, once again SS13 has crept back into my life

[@Noid]

Those sfx are used by every mid ware game from the 2000s practically

[@HammerspaceCreature]

Featuring the only time in human history that "alt F4" has been the legitimate answer to a technical question.

[@BruceWayne-lk8tu]

Thank you skye4 for this awesome edit, this video should be used to define what a long edit is. INSANE jerma stream, rewatched countless times.

[@DrHeinzy]

The Casino Inc. streams were gold and the game itself is pretty great.

[@jchenko]

Using Jerma's Official Gambling Handbook, I've lost hundreds of thousands of dollars and severed multiple relationships! Thanks Jerma!

[@screaming_weasel762]

Just finished watching your outer worlds stream edit and now I’m enjoying this, you are my favorite person editing jerma streams

[@skye4]

Thank you!

[@Brody0622]

Can’t wait for part 2! Favorite way to watch Jerma.

[@skye4]

Part 2 should be out by tomorrow.

[@fishmongered]

Literally my favorite jerma stream of all time; thank you skye

[@fishmongered]

So facts bro

[@Bootleginsanity]

I can't get over the way Jerma says "slots".

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

Slauts

[@Kyup2002]

this is easily one of his best streams its so good

[@campbell1232]

was literally just looking for a new comp to watch earlier today lol, bless ur timing

[@jacobg2662]

One of the greatest streams of the modern jerma era

[@boinkuswoinkus]

Dude you CANNOT convince me the little dude in the bottom right corner is not Jerma

[@Lux_Ferox]

I feel like Jerma played this as a kid and modeled his entire life off of it.

[@Rocky-ve9iv]

Hell yes, some of my favorite streams

[@mariya_tortilla]

Thank you for taking your time to make and post this ✨ this stream is so so funny

[@thelegalsystem]

1:20:49 "thats so cheap!" Just so everyone knows, 45 dollars in 1970 is worth about 300 dollars in 2020. So he was trying to rent out one star hotel rooms at $300 a night.

[@someone___1240]

This takes place in the 70’s?

[@thelegalsystem]

@@someone___1240 in the top left of the screen it shows the date as being 1970

[@mothmanmk2547]

So the doorman was asking for how much??

[@Illucien_]

I think I might have watched these casino inc highlights like 50 times in the past 2 years

[@TheAdven7urer]

Same movie in the intro as the 2ndJerma vid posted on the same day. Truly a blessed occurrence

[@skye4]

I just saw that, that's insane. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6LVgKiGnqqlmdk

[@Byunda]

The only 3 hour video i watch everytime it pops in my recommended

[@bigmoneyswager]

when u upload it always makes me smile, thanks for making these :)

[@DirtyyJerz]

"imagine the old guy was getting beat up down here, that would be sad' he said through an audible grin

[@Kkakasih12]

One of the best stream ever

[@ashlyn5222]

"Mr. Deering, shoot this person." "NO..... YOU MISSED!" :'c

[@gangstalkerofgangstalkers]

Put some respect on Kenshi's name!

[@shappadap]

YESSSS one of my favourite games Jerma has played edited by my favourite editor, it's beautiful

[@jakii3621]

The fact there are furry conventions in a game from 2003 is WILD

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

They’ve been around for decades it’s crazy

[@jakii3621]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Ik but most of them were tiny back then, I just didn’t expect capcom would commit to putting them into the game

[@longjohnamadeus9647]

Jerma is really the man for doing clams casino

[@77chance]

Joe died for Chats sins and Casino was elevated in his place. Praise be

[@beetlequeen1732]

Thank you so much omfg my favorite stream(s) I love you with all my heart

[@neilduh]

I feel like this game was made specifically for Jerma. One of my favorite streams ever.

[@SlouMoBoss]

Yoo, thank so much for this edit, i honestly forgot i requested it

[@skye4]

Thank you for requesting it! Sorry that it took so long to get around to doing, but I hope that it was worth the wait. Part 2's already mostly complete, I just have to quality check it then fix any mistakes I notice. It should be up by next weekend.

[@SlouMoBoss]

@@skye4 You don't have to be sorry ! I really appreciate the edits you do, and casino inc happens to be one of my favorite Jerma streams

[@sawcondeez69]

Awesome edit, I don't normally watch long edits but this was a great compilation and you got all the best moments, as well as keeping the continuity between cuts.

[@skye4]

Thank you so much!

[@jmedlin81]

I would greatly appreciate the procurement of a new trailer.

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

I swear this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life and it’s just compounded by the cartoon jerma adding to the absurdity