Jerma Streams - Dark and Darker (Part 2) [With Ster, Vinny, and JustJoels]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

14:08 Dark and Darker 3:28:15 1st Brb Ends 4:55:11 2nd Brb Ends

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Jerma was born to roleplay in damp dungeons.

[@Poliswag7]

he’s born to what 😳

[@bearlyhardley]

Makes sense considering he’s a goblin in a human suit

[@homie4235]

3:22:51 The way he organized his coins in the stash by moving them down one by one instead of taking the last coins and filling on the holes is so jerma.

[@bennie.379]

haha and the fact he gave up after 1 row and left it

[@d.b.scoville]

That cleric guy was so cute how he kept wanting to heal jerma and yelled “come back!” When jerma fell into the pit

[@mikotoh]

2:01 theres something so genuinely sweet about jerma hearing about the metroid prime remaster, realizing vinny would want to play it right away, and then letting him know it was okay if he wanted to back out from their planned multiplayer stream. jerma is a good friend.

[@FeelingShred]

timestamp for Vinny's entrance on this stream?

[@bigasssimp7468]

@@FeelingShred 36:00

[@FeelingShred]

🙏

[@InVinoVeratas]

Except when it comes to Ster, whom during this stream messaged Ster to "stop streaming" while he was raiding JustJoels...

[@dereknoto6555]

Joels entirely unintelligible roleplaying really adds to the confusion and stress

[@markmorgan5819]

Weird they edited out the portion where jerma ragequit and spent 1,000$ on a family guy mobile game.

[@jmzcolton]

keenu reve

[@novastar96]

Wasn't it $75?

[@silverhand9965]

@@novastar96 $75 thousand indeed

[@markmorgan5819]

@@novastar96 Jerma alt account confirmed

[@novastar96]

@@markmorgan5819 lol that's funny

[@roycefrikdangit]

Everything about 2:06:00 is perfect. The trash talk. the cleric healing him and then he whiffs every axe swing. Laughed my ass off at that part

[@Pokerface303]

5:31:20 the npc having only 1 healing voice line is so perfect

[@undermounatinadventures]

so true!

[@xmaslieder]

Jerma is the kinda guy who would do the old man rp even when he's not streaming and no players are around, just grunting when he gets hit and shouting when he attacks

[@yogurtman33]

This is honestly one of my favorite streams jerma has ever done. Idk why but something Abt them is just so satisfying

[@KingSlimeProductions]

2:28:08 holy shit this moment was legendary, despite the fact that ster had not one but two portals in front of him, fate decided to raw dog him anyway

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Jerma wanted to duel a wounded cleric who opened the portal for him. A warrior against a cleric. "I think that would be a fair way to do it." - Jerma985

[@katmorrison9974]

thanks as always for uploading!! i was refreshing the channel's most recent videos all day yesterday waiting for this video lol

[@tweezy513]

I love Creepoman’s arc in this game

[@darth_crumbo]

Every adventuring party needs a evil guy

[@Chillerll]

Every Jerma needs a Creepo

[@supersolomob422]

1:23:33 Ster does this thing where he repeats what someone says, but he has the comprehensive and verbal capabilities of a caveman

[@solarhighway7442]

1:48:40 corniest joke followed by seven seconds of silence

[@mikotoh]

vinny: ... k

[@komakozeee]

Yesss more dark and darker

[@dvanceeee]

Dahka dahka

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Instead of a circle… on the goblin map, it should be a flat wall pushing people downward, deeper into the cave. So you don’t have to worry about a teleport being above or below you.

[@dereknoto6555]

I cannot believe he spawned right next to the cleric he contracted in the lobby

[@ixxie999]

idk if jerma was trying to downplay the "SirDiapie" situation by saying it wrong, but he definitely elevated the joke to 100 by saying it so strange lol

[@Pickle-jarr]

the first part of stream was like a theater kid inviting his friend from music class and his jock boyfriend to the local skate ring and they end up stealing and beating up the other skaters the second half was like the older brother caleb bringing his little brothers to go paintballing but caleb is wearing military grade combat armor

[@mikotoh]

the way this comment is worded kinda makes it sound like ster is vinnys boyfriend lol (im assuming ster is the jock boyfriend?)

[@Foobin_Lera]

3:45:28 I thought he was going to say "Must have been the wind" after all that. I was ready dude

[@DonMcGlass]

5:27:25 bugged NPC escort quest RP arc

[@dereknoto6555]

Jerma really does like confusing the hell out of people with his impenetrably obtuse bits

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Jerma making a friend and then immediately leaving and watching them die is classic Jerma

[@sourskittles4187]

jerma really likes this game, and it's very popular on twitch rn so sure to bring in new viewers, good to see

[@toastythegoose]

so correct me if I'm wrong, a shield on the back can give you a bit more protection then not having one on your back right?

[@Ronam0451]

Shield

[@projectgowther2562]

I've been waiting for YEARS, to hear jerma say "I got the boots." If you know, you know.

[@thatonefriend2969]

"You're also forgetting about all the food that watches, all the cats and dogs watching"🤨

[@carmennoodles]

4:06:12 for that one guys punk goes pop spotlight

[@SwollaG7]

i've been furiously googling to find out what the FUCK he was singing and i CAN'T

[@PizzboyGetsPizzas]

2:20:30 spot on bane impression

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Dude the devs of this game should go into random matches and pretend to be NPC's offering legit quests for unique items. That's a fun idea. Love it.

[@jacksonvogler3435]

This stream was so passive aggressive at moments haha

[@Wilbehr]

27:54 Jerma must have drank his gamer juice that day

[@romainlettuce233]

3:16:02 Jerma should've gone out for that smoke... I love how there was a quiet moment before the storm, but slowly panic. Jerma dies after failing do a defensive perception check, like I swear I cant see the skeleton that ends up killing him and its behind him like 3 seconds later, I don't even think its his fault lol. Ster says hes putting a trap on the stairs, which Joel gets stuck in at the very top of the staircase and his body rag dolls down the entire staircase as it develops lifelessness, and ster goes out bobbing and weaving with a perfectly cut scream. It feels like it was scripted, but it wasn't and that's the best part.

[@bearlyhardley]

Your comment deserves an award

[@Freezie455]

2:54:15 dude jerma is So funny... forgets he can throw torches on the ground so he hits the other player with it instead of his sword.. then he turned a valid threat into a joke by being silly... then he puts down a campfire and watches it burn out and yells about how it "just went out" lmao i fuckinig love this man i miss himmmmm

[@bobu5213]

51:00 Jerma not taking that helmet and pants

[@ItsRyanHello]

Early contender for stream of the year

[@ratchetfuture2]

2:38:25 HEY THATS ME

[@Ronam0451]

Yes it is

[@ixxie999]

28:28 hardcore 1v2 gamer moment!!

[@TimeKeeperBris]

F in the chat for the guy the died for jerma

[@g4man41]

1:46:05 Vinny’s reaction

[@TheStratoBarb]

jerma seems to think clearing mobs is this unachievable task in the goblin caves.. you just want a green weapon and up with okay stats and kite mobs by moving your vision front and back so you don't get the slowed movement speed from going backward, if you have range on them with an arming sword or falchion, never stop swinging and try hitting your 2nd and 3rd strikes cuz they do more damage

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Why did they cut out the part where Jerma sings Nickelback?

[@Gopslav]

Video would have been 12 hours long

[@Foobin_Lera]

This is gonna be sick. Thanks Custom Inc.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

I can see by your profile picture that you're not an orangutan, but very close. Jerma may need you in his next stream

[@Foobin_Lera]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 Golden Snub-Nosed monkeys are shy. Maybe another time

[@dereknoto6555]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 golden snub-nose

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

What a gangster animal name

[@andrewkarasek3219]

I know Jerma decides when hes going to end the stream. But I like to check his predictions on "oh ill be streaming for maybe another 2 hours" "This stream might go for 8-10" hes so consistently close its starting to scare me that these are pre recorded gameplay and hes doing ADR....

[@InVinoVeratas]

That 2:00 comment from chat aged like wine, because this game is not comming back.

[@thatonefriend2969]

It took till hour 5 of the second stream to pick up a thrown torch

[@pandamoniumsan]

bless the chapters

[@jackrabbit1704]

Another 9 hours?! You spoil us

[@centemochente6922]

Jerma complaining about not extracting with any loot is funny cause he loots half a room then runs around ignoring all the chests and barrels/vases.

[@Brazman]

1:05:54 precognizant streamer

[@weewanee]

these crazy good streams lately... j-jerma...❤

[@richmendelson8194]

5 hours into this video, plus the last one, and you STILL think the clock / countdown timer is "How many people have died / are left," You make me super sadge, bro

[@RoryRamshot]

Rogue seems like a fun class, your group has A ranger. I love this game. It is well done

[@yuridanylko]

What exactly does he sing at 4:06:10

[@cjayclearly5063]

Wait why is it getting wiped?

[@DanglesViddyHole]

It's an alpha test, the game isn't being released until end of the year, and perameters like drops and difficulty won't be set until release. They're tweaking perameters until then.

[@blowfishfoot]

games not out yet this is an open test

[@gaelalejandroreyesmartinez7104]

You must close shut the jaws of oblivion jerma

[@Poliswag7]

Barbarian is the most fun class

[@Xenoforge78]

"JUST... ONE... MORE..."

[@Jake-xxs]

Dogs and cats are not food jerma

[@Roccobear]

Creepoman fans rise up 🫡

[@Sun_and_Moon]

Dark and darker BEST GAME 2023 There’s a morality system: kill humans to escape via blue portal… …or brave the red with your team and save Every One. RIP Clobbert.

[@tvoltage]

Love ster

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Oh, I thought it would be Vsauce Joey when I read "Joel" :/

[@phrenologygroyper]

ohhhh ya, spankin it to this one tonight for sure

[@dreammfyre]

Mead1=Corky St. Clair

[@aombiezandy3136]

1:05:56 how did he know

[@nicoloop156]

Is Fortnite actually Overrated?

[@YangBalanceYin]

So... Joel is something.

[@drafoonski2280]

2:53:58

[@nikolombrado5026]

Honestly Ster is kind of toxic sometimes, but im glad he eases up as the stream goes along

[@Pokerface303]

Yea idk if he was in a bad mood but it was kinda annoying at times

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I think that’s just his sense of humor most of the time, I’m sure he’s playing up his emotions for the stream

[@Facadeee]

6:16:22 Oh, the misery

[@cyn7105]

4:00:00

[@Wilbehr]

3:31:20 it went so wrong so fast

[@bigbeefscorcho]

“OH-HOHOHO, DIAPIE!”

[@xmaslieder]

6:56:19

[@RoryRamshot]

In jermas defense. Wtf were you talking about? Its a live stream

[@christianrios6295]

They have to let us play this game throughout this year. To do so would be blueballing

[@thiccandridicc]

them letting you play throughout the year is blueballing?

[@Chillerll]

You mean not to do so?

[@amores14]

The dream team

[@SenorSenorStacks]

Would someone hurry up and cast Jerma in some voice acting roles!? My man always commits to the role playing voices, and I just think he needs a professional outlet for all those pent up alter ego’s bouncing around in his head.

[@theman4426]

JEEERRMAAAA

[@FredericJohnsen]

8:35:30 That's so funny

[@iron6672]

First time I seen Jerma/Ster being dicks towards a genuinely helpful person. What's the backstory here? Why did they behave this way?

[@FloyDJode]

Idk dude it's just a videogame

[@Freezie455]

2:52:45 when they find the zweihander and jerma cums in his pants about it, if you look at the stats you can tell that the blue longsword is a much better choice for him to equip... action speed and 4 additional phys damage vs max health and two useless stats.. that longsword is legit BIS and he freaks out over purple Piss zwei that said, i love returning to these dark and darker streams because they're what turned me on to the game and i love it. devs sucks but its a great game anyway jerma sucks at videogames but i love that man

[@Freezie455]

finishing my rewatch of this stream a month later and he seems to give up Pretty Good items *very often* for Kinda Shit items? i wish i could play games and not stress as hard about How Can I Get The Best Stats Right Now and instead just go off of vibes and Jerma logic i wish hed never fallen into that meat grinder while he was grinding up a viewer... so sad

[@FierceLittleBit]

Honestly its so frustrating watching jerma and ster play this game when they throw for a bit that doesn’t even end up working in the end

[@747lch]

Ugh joel ruining the rp and just being overall cringe and unfunny ruined so much of this stream

[@pavlovnova1072]

ster acts out a lot for attention these days it seems, he's got a salty vibe

[@NecroBurt]

Vinny and Star did not get along well Edit: I specifically mean the awkwardness with “the raid song” joke. Star could have easily said “it’s just a joke” instead of letting him continue on like “oh I thought you meant my song”

[@Cee2k]

they don't get each other, Just Joel's understood Ster tho and tuned in with him

[@8bitbee148]

Strange comment

[@omegahaunter]

the least parasocial comment:

[@cactuss33ds]

this is literally the first time they've met you weirdo

[@sourskittles4187]

yeah you could tell, but they needed a third person so

[@Cloudoru]

Hope he plays Hogwarts when everyone moves onto the next thing to hate

[@ejelbertson9974]

He's probably gonna stay far away from it, because the terminally online weirdo portion of his fanbase will lose their minds and he'll be too scared to tell them to F off.

[@Chillerll]

@@ejelbertson9974 Jerma would not tell someone to F off for how they feel about a game since he is not a 12 year old edge lord.

[@ejelbertson9974]

@@ChillerllTelling someone to F off because they're malding in your chat about a game that you have every right to play is not even comparable to the behaviour of a "12 year old edgelord".

[@Cloudoru]

@Chillerll you don't have to be an edgelord to tell aggressive weirdos to F off. Also it's literally his stream, he should be able to play or say whatever he wants

[@Cloudoru]

@@ejelbertson9974 yea.. it makes me sad.

[@heymelon]

To whoever said bloodborne clicked for you but dark souls didn't? Well then you didn't try my friend.

[@KTr0ck]

or maybe he didnt like it bc theyre different games with different combat styles, pacing, and environments. no need to look down on someone for stating a personal preference

[@heymelon]

@@KTr0ck Nah. I'm sure someone has said they love Half-life but couldn't get into the sequel as well but I just don't believe em :) And they are a lot more different. I'm not looking down on anyone so I'm not sure what you're worried about.

[@epitaph8704]

@@heymelon I loved Baldur's Gate but Baldur's Gate 2 was infuriating for me. It's just a thing with sequels man, they try something new and it doesn't click.

[@epitaph8704]

@@heymelon However, Doom 2 is the best because of the Archvile, that's how it is.

[@Ronam0451]

Wow you're one of those guys who thinks playing dark souls makes you tough aren't you? Weirdo.

[@sanemind143]

DUAL WELDING kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKi4eHatqryHhrc (Grabs welding visor.)