Jerry Seinfeld On Getting Married At 45 | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

(Original airdate: 11/02/07) Jerry Seinfeld jokes about getting married at the age of 45 and an object’s journey to becoming junk.
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[@oskaveli662]

Somebody should give this guy his own sitcom.

[@finster1968]

oskaveli662 - Yeah! I think that could work.

[@TheAustralianHealthShow]

could work doesnt have much content though probably be about nothing

[@Antony-kn5kl]

Are you for real? This guy had one of the biggest sitcoms of all time

[@ShadowTheHypocrite]

@@Antony-kn5kl That's the joke...

[@finster1968]

Antony - A bit slow today are we? 😉

[@Ffeoli1039]

He has a way of pointing out stuff we all kind of know but don't ever really think about. That's what makes him so funny.

[@thecerebralassassin661]

Exactly Observational comedy

[@thecerebralassassin661]

Jerry Seinfeld is one of my favorite comedians of all time He's an acquired taste

[@sithlordmikeyp]

How could anyone not like him? He's a wonderful, wonderful boy!

[@berkc06]

*Conan should be on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee".*

[@brocktonsfinest20]

"Gimmie that bobca-- ya old bag!"

[@alexf4894]

Only if it can be in the the TAURUS SHO 🤣

[@LoLo-hs7bp]

Yeah. Why he isn't? Any clue?

[@berkc06]

@@LoLo-hs7bp Jerry and Jay Leno are close friends. Jay Leno and Conan some kind a enemies.

[@gtrman12887]

@@user-hk7xm5pu1c this is true. I'm suprosed I saw this clip in Conans channel. Jerry even stated he was rooting for Leno during that time.

[@vademecor]

Some people criticize Jerry's stand up as "not hilarious" or "nothing special", etc, etc. But have you honestly heard someone tell a joke as well as he does? There are comedians who make me laugh more histerically, but Seinfeld has perfect delivery and excellent jokes. People don't even realize the impact he's had on their day to day humour. He is a true master of the craft.

[@Anthony-sn9kl]

So true.

[@HeffewiezenDudeGuy]

I love Seinfeld but he still does the same jokes/act from the 90s. I watch Seinfeld religiously and love the comedy. But he does reuse alot of his older jokes at his stand up shows. Which I know bothers alot of people and I can see where they are coming from.

[@ss-lz4me]

Juan jose You might be right...but when you can see the jokes coming miles away the delivering an all that becomes boring. Its storytelling without punchline or surprises...

[@danielhicks1682]

Truly hilarious humor usually contains something that you can’t believe someone said in public. That is not Jerry. It’s so much harder to deliver consistent laughs without standing on the edge of a cliff. The game show bit was great!

[@larrote6467]

I find it interesting that such a harmless, safe comedian can garner so much haters. I could understand if they thought it was lame because he does a lot of clean comedy (which is not easy to do well and he does it great), but it goes way beyond that, it's the type of hate you'd expect a raunchy edgy comedian to attract.

[@katejoyce2725]

The master of observational comedy!

[@umer.on.youtube]

💯

[@investigate3_11]

Wow, this is a beautiful set. Completely flawless and polished to perfection. Quintessentially Seinfeld.

[@mccloysong]

"I like to throw things out: 'Where's the wedding album?' 'I thought you were done with it'"

[@mqabandi]

eBay: "Hey why don't we mail our garbage back and forth to each other" 😆

[@TheIncredibleAspie]

I got a $200 dollar golf net for for $45 dollars.

[@eaqua56]

I see he’s rocking the classic Jerry cut.

[@kennethcastelino3033]

Tbh , seeing him without the mullet is weird after watching Seinfeld .

[@VolvoImpala]

"Trashification." It's for words like that that I do love Seinfeld.

[@marysketch4772]

"No object has ever successfully made it from the garage back into the house" ha ha

[@IAmFJ1]

1:11 I loooooooooooove this high-pitched Jerry Seinfeld yell. One the best parts of Jerry Seinfeld series.

[@RonanDonovan007]

I don't wanna be a pirate

[@IAmFJ1]

@@RonanDonovan007 😄

[@mikeb3172]

It's insecurity...

[@IAmFJ1]

@Lawman That too.

[@IAmFJ1]

@@mikeb3172 Really?

[@daemonofdecay]

It’s amazing how many people just see him as the “What’s the deal with airline food?” guy without ever having seen his standup.

[@wrightvcx2249]

You mean airline peanuts?

[@AngrySilence]

But that's what he joked about in his stand-up though.

[@davedanger4414]

Why is that surprising? In 30+ years, he has released 3 comedy specials. He's not exactly the most prolific stand up comedian.

[@ryanedwards4512]

What is the deal with airline food? Did anyone ever answer that question?

[@jackhackett80]

I saw him live a couple of years ago(won tickets). Wasn't a bad show, but wasn't hilarious, either.

[@foryourhealth2052]

"Everything you own is pre-garbage" even if you're not poor hits home

[@awakeningblacksheep9610]

This is one of the funniest routines I’ve seen Jerry do in all his years .... Because I’ve been married 30 years, Glad I’m not alone on this topic now 😃😃 Thank you Jerry

[@kathymyers7279]

Marrige . The potential to transform us all into comedians.

[@Roqua710]

Brilliant comedian!! Delivery, style, finesse, just a well thought out process - he doesn't make me laugh hysterically, but he makes me laugh and I enjoy his work, definitely a fan 🤙

[@anaplays6549]

Just saw it’s from 2007 for an instant I thought this mofo is a vampire

[@jackgrimaldi8685]

Still tho, he's 53 in this clip. Dude looks freaking great for 53.

[@hardcoreworkoutblog]

Let's not forget about his teenage girlfriend a few years back..he's no longer funny to me. Just another creep trying to cover his tracks by joking about his marriage now..once a creep always a creep.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

Mitchell Slowick who cares?? That’s his business. Butt out.

[@hasselett]

@@jackgrimaldi8685 If you have a billion dollars in your bank account, it's not hard to maintain yourself. I personally think he looks every one of those 53 years here.

[@bodhixxx1]

Jerry is talking about America's favorite game show for married guys called "Wrong Answer"

[@anneb889]

Years ago he had a panel show picking apart a married couple’s problem, hosted by Tom Papa....sometimes the panel did agree with the husband. Lol

[@wronggg]

That's my job.

[@DJSIQRIQ]

😄 His stand up comes with a laugh track

[@Outrjs]

"Garbage taker outer" yep, he's married and old.

[@ForensicsLabwithDrDan]

I’d like to thank Jerry for inspiring my spinoff “Coroners in Cars Getting Coffins.”

[@nachiketh3650]

You should actually make that

[@ForensicsLabwithDrDan]

Nachiketh Hanumante I made one episode lol

[@kamenanew9867]

Where can I watch it 🤣😂

[@michaelr3583]

Athletes in airplanes getting alcohol

[@mopore]

Too soon

[@sreenathc]

What superb insights into life in a comedy routine 👍 Jerry has to be one of the all time great comedians who uses zero profanity.

[@rafaelgonzalezj]

3:10 man you made me remember Carlin on this one. so great!

[@creativechau]

This dude literally talked about objects and made it funny 🐐

[@Selphie]

The funny thing about getting married at 45 is that you are 28 years older than your partner

[@iamdenislara]

Selphie imagine this guy reaction had his 17 year old daughter dated a 30+ dude like he did.

[@tylerbrock4068]

After the age of 25 age doesn’t matter.

[@tylerbrock4068]

Denis Lara you should try using context because your example is full of idiot holes.

[@imfromdowntown]

@Selphie Nah. You got your Seinfeld gossip all confused. His wife is 17 years younger than him. However a creepy 38yo Seinfeld dated an 18yo girl he met when she was 17.

[@iamdenislara]

Tyler Brock I would say after 21. But like that guy down there wrote, Seinfeld was with a 17 year old when he was 35 or so. I wonder if that would be funny for him now that his daughter is the same age.

[@paulefstathiou1819]

His style : always good for a genuine smile 😊

[@christineguttilla6465]

That was one of the better monologues I’ve heard from him in a while…. Very funny

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

This is the best stand-up of Seinfeld's I've ever heard.

[@juanosejo5736]

The cup is round. The mug is round ... They should call it roundtine

[@flyinpigmusic331]

That risk management bit is gold. GOLD!

[@charliegarcia96]

How is that funny? We ppeople with good sense of humor realized that this guy doesnt know comedy whatsoever. I guess what made his tv show funny is a mystery next to the Bermuda Triangle.

[@virsensingh7066]

The jerk store called... they’re running out of YOU!

[@twilson377]

That's Gold, Jerry. Gold!

[@somegoodfella]

@@charliegarcia96 It's called "relating to something". He takes a subject you know and put Larry David's and his views on it. The show took everyday things like relationships and just spoke out what people think. Larry David uses it in Curb Your Enthusiasm. He's being truthful, even if it hurts someone. "Lunch is alright in the beginning, then you move to dinner, but then going back to lunch? That's like being demoted!" It's what people think. George's swooshing pants aswell. Everyone had pants that swooshed atleast once in their life. So they used the everyday thing of swooshing pants and added some stuff, like George trying to conceal the noise infront of his potential employer who apparently fired someone because his nose whistled. Comedic timing also has something to do with it. Kramer just bursting in like a maniac and just "borrowing" food out of Jerry's fridge. It seems funny to me. You don't have to like it, but if Jerry is like the richest comedian in the world because of Seinfeld, it couldn't've sucked, could it? Would've been a failure if it did. Don't think that your view on something makes something worse or better. But hey! This is the KZbin comment section! You probably won't even read half of this or just insult me. Maybe even both.

[@randomdude_2000]

hes 65 now but damn he looked great at 53, so this aired in 2007

[@Fire_Marshall_Bill]

That garage bit really made me realize how badly I need to donate or sell a lot of my crap in mine.

[@Lucardini]

Or just throw it out

[@wrightvcx2249]

This is gold, Jerry. Gold.

[@JustinCase99999]

Ah, here it is. The inevitable "This is gold" comment that you find in ANY Jerry Seinfeld video. 😊

[@wrightvcx2249]

Justin Case George is getting upset

[@charliegarcia96]

This is more BRONZE than GOLD! Lets be honest, this guy SUCKS at STAND UP!

[@ADCFproductions]

@@charliegarcia96 he sucks but you still give him bronze? damn that's not bad at all.

[@jungshin87]

Anthony cumia

[@chrisjiles12]

Clean classic humor

[@angeleyeszarai]

I love him. Thank GOD for this man 👑💜

[@chadderton]

Would love to see Conan on Seinfeld's Comedians in Cars show. And Bill Hader!

[@michaelr3583]

Already happened

[@7931lila]

As always, very clever. He just summarized my life with garbage. So relatable.

[@funDAYsmiling]

Love when they called him “President of the 90’s” on Family Guy (brilliant man who essentially founded a new sub-genre which shows as Big Bang Theory successfully followed).

[@waynelast1685]

I wish more comedians could entertain like this without bashing politicians or using foul language.

[@Mustis91]

entertain is a very strong word here..

[@24lisabeth]

He’s so funny! Love it. Please more!!

[@jackedkerouac4414]

That eBay bit was gold Jerry. GOLD!

[@getachewtesfa9227]

Genius! He made a joke out of nothing about something 🤦🏾‍♂️ just genius!

[@TheRealLaughingGravy]

Ebay: Let's mail our garbage back and forth to each other.

[@keishab7522]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@williambamann1845]

This is a fantastic set!

[@luckyw1286]

Gotta love him he can make any joke funny

[@ZefTillDeath8878]

Jerry Seinfeld, the best average comedian ever.

[@francisw6993]

Comedians are usuallly funny, so no.

[@thegodfather1907]

He's worth $1billion!!!

[@bricknmotor]

@@francisw6993 your funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marianaree9967]

Larry the Cable Guy is worth milllions too.

[@nomimalone7520]

One of the all time greats! So good to see jerry doing stand up.

[@heartwisdomlove]

hilarious!!!!! your wedding dress - hey i thought you were done with it !!!!!

[@MacClellandMan]

Love this guy's standup.

[@jimmyz7218]

He doesn't make me laugh out loud but he is good. A craftsman

[@massacrene1]

I know exactly what you mean, I rarely laugh at things he says but I’m just genuinely engaged and smiling through his act

[@aj19781978]

"I was enjoying those issues while I had them" 😜🤣

[@SpaceMonkey033]

yeah I feel that joke went under the radar, barely any reaction from the audience

[@2skyland]

During that last part his voice started sounding like the "News.......on the March!" announcer. lol

[@lynnwilliams3087]

He’s still got it!!! Love him :)

[@mvzalbertolopez]

The best, Jerry! The best!

[@88Doug]

He's hilarious and his timing is amazing!

[@greatPJ]

Hilarious stuff! And the garbage routine was surprisingly philosophical. Funny and, if you think about it, kinda deep.

[@ThePlanetNamik]

IT'S GOLD JERRY!

[@igano111]

0:05 lol some people were actually booing him.

[@darlenepaul2918]

Why?

[@jamesmcinnis208]

"actually"

[@godemperorpepe]

Saw him live in Buffalo last January. As much as I love Jerry, he needs a new set. He’s had the same set since 97’.

[@lynnturman8157]

wrong

[@PBSviaPNW]

Killed it

[@mihawk0002]

brilliant!

[@honban]

I want a "Take Your Crap With You" t-shirt

[@sonofsun1320]

they should've payed the seinfeld bass line royalties

[@johngullo9420]

A master at work.

Genius cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

[@hughsnyder891]

That was one of the best sets I’ve ever heard Jerry do 😊

[@screwthenet]

" Take...You CrAp...with you!" - Pharoah Pack RatHotep, circa 3240 bc.

[@Mixedbaby76]

Pure gold!

[@joannabrinkley8266]

This came at the most opportune time-the reason I’m up so early is because my Floor Lamp w/what HAD the most beautiful bubbled glass dome, fell and broke into Reece’s pieces on the floor-and instead of being BUMMED, realized it had been with me for 6 months and was ‘on it’s way out’ Thanks, Jerry

[@ybe7011]

Oh I was wondering why he suddenly looked so young! (Re-aired from '07).

[@chrisdriver7776]

The man... The myth... The legend.

[@charliegarcia96]

The DOWNFALL...

[@chrisdriver7776]

@@charliegarcia96 nah

[@charliegarcia96]

Ok then The Lame comedian next or behind CARROT TOP

[@Lil.black.dress84]

I love him. Relaxes me and makes me laugh.

[@aarthurblack5491]

That's Gold!! Jerry ,GOLD!!

[@iamplay797]

lol jerry seinfeld always made me laugh since i was a kid he is good

[@dpict1088]

YouTune's algorithm is wondering whether I'm ready to forgive Louie CK

[@MaximusXXX77]

For me, there's no hesitation, they should allow him back already! He's hilarious!

[@Lollita23]

He's forgiven.

[@UserName-mn5rx]

For what? What did he do to you?

[@Mrafif23]

Forgive him or you'll have to watch this guy

[@ko9655]

they tried with me too. I guess I wasn't ready.

[@jlee5490]

ebay: "Why don't we mail our garbage back and forth to each other." lmao

[@bradlafferty6076]

What amazing material

[@cbt2206]

When I close my eyes, the only thing I can imagine is Barry B. Benson on Late Night Show with Conan O'Brien

[@the_dead_poet7829]

*_Clearly he is Larry David's friend._*

[@tommydowning3481]

Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm ruined Seinfeld and his standup for me. They're doing the same bit over and over again independently.

[@alsage9992]

@Suffer No Fools You probably need a laugh track to guide you then.

[@blackcat4859]

Just before this I saw the same marriage bit on his 23 hours to kill special. Very interesting to see the difference in the two. On the special it is much more polished and elaborate bit. One of the strongest 4 minutes I've seen Seinfeld do. Here it is clearly in a earlier stage.

[@antg7327]

That was awesome 👏

[@ginogina4589]

“Everything is pre-garbage.” Can you imagine spending money to purchase the Franklin Mint Presidential Thimble Collection?

[@nachiketh3650]

The what?

[@ginogina4589]

Nachiketh Hanumante www.pinterest.com/pin/460070918158376491/

[@madscientist5189]

So now everytime a classic video goes up, we all play this guessing game of talk show guest, podcast or dead

[@princeedmunddukeofedinburg]

I'm guessing he's dead.

[@Nick-wl2xq]

It’s interesting to compare this version with the one hour special version of this bit that he did. Both are fantastic and so well emphasized with voice and gesture, it looks like he’s developed it a bit more in the special version. One of the funniest ever.

[@JeremyBakerMusic]

Thought the same thing, seems like he was working out the bit here!

[@CM-rg9zg]

Good stuff

[@johnnycto7576]

Kind of riffing on George Carlin's "stuff" concept.

[@matthewadams3438]

As an EBay seller, I appreciate the endorsement.

[@tommy_g35]

Lmao Seinfeld is actually very funny here

[@tonyspoetry]

Good see Jerry still doing his thing

[@xboneless]

Carlin “stuff” inspired

[@ivac9075]

I just had ¨pre-garbage¨ thought other day.

[@ozbullymorales1020]

This’ll be a treat.

[@EthEdr]

Awesome set by Jerry 😂

[@robk.6591]

He still has it! His humor is still on point! His "journey to junk" and "take your crap with you" had me LOL!

[@ludwigvonn9889]

This dude looks the same the last 20 years...

[@francisw6993]

ironically enough, he's just as unfunny too.

[@ludwigvonn9889]

@@francisw6993 well he made a fortune by being a comedian so..I don't think he cares

[@Bmayo27]

It seems that money is the actual key to longevity. lol

[@mrblaoblao6981]

Ludwig Vonn Nevermind. This “Francis W” or whatever goes through the comment sections of Seinfeld videos to talk shit. Kinda pathetic

[@mrblaoblao6981]

Ludwig Vonn What part of “this is a clip from 2007” you don’t understand?

[@danielsebag1759]

Excellent so true

[@darthnihiluz5305]

Gold Jerry, GOLD!

[@tacticalbanana_]

He’s still got it. What a legend.

[@mysticranger6894]

This from 2007 lol

[@Slash687]

He's lookin good too " D

[@johnbaglio9776]

I don’t think it’s gonna work out for this guy

[@charliegarcia96]

I agree but since all his stand up jokes arent funny at all. He must have been one of the guys who was willing to get raped by Harvey Weinstein. Its the only explanation i can think of or else he wouldnt be famous for some reason.

[@clip012]

Apparently. Still married.

[@Sllyk]

@@charliegarcia96 what are you on about

[@charliegarcia96]

@@Sllyk im on about heroin cheese 🧀

[@biancadesouza5684]

Never found him funny.

[@miximum1]

He's still got it!

[@j2xosorio24]

its hard to believe that this clip was in 2007 such amazing HD compared to now