Jerry Seinfeld's Comedy Made Anthony Jeselnik Furious | Joe Rogan

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1286 w/Anthony Jeselnik:
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[@AM-257]

Two guys who think Amy Schumer is funny discuss Seinfeld’s act. 👏👏👏

[@stuarteastman5623]

Ouch. Wish I had 500 accounts to give this comment the ups it deserves.

[@chadvalliere8697]

That nasty bitch is disgusting

[@skyeangelofdeath7363]

I didn't know Rogan liked Schumer; that is disappointing, she is awful. And I don't mean it's not my personal taste, I mean she is not funny.

[@theeboy72]

@@skyeangelofdeath7363 that is putting it lightly. She is the exact opposite of funny, whatever that is

[@kratoscallofduty]

Well, Jeselnik was fucking her, so he's biased.

[@assault410]

Audience: *Laughs* Anthony: ANTHONY IS GETTING UPSET

[@assault410]

ask me how I know youve never watched Seinfeld

[@ladymercy5275]

Ohh... I know what happened. That wasn't the show, that was rehearsal for their laugh track.

[@cstslow]

Ilikebeaversandeaglesupyourass smh this is a line from Seinfeld the show ... obviously went over your head

[@shmigod1195]

He literally went on to say that he saw jerry again and loved his act. Dude just wasn’t a fan of ONE show

[@coltonw8686]

LYING AND LAUGHING! LAUGHING AND LYING!

[@emem2863]

Personally, I've never thought Seinfeld's stand up was funny, though I find him hilarious when he's interacting with other people. He tends to be quick with the one-liners and his observations are spot on.

[@cuadrasgtr1]

comedians in cars getting coffee jaja

[@MarvinMonroe]

Hilarious? Ehh. It's all Larry

[@emem2863]

@@MarvinMonroe I guess you've never seen comedians in cars getting coffee. Lol.

[@linkbelt111]

I’m the same with Robin Williams, nothing relevant. I don’t get it.

[@AC-mp7cx]

@@MarvinMonroe jerry is hilarious

[@xXsinlinerXx]

Seinfeld will never financially recover from this.

[@patzimmerman2319]

Lol. Ty

[@philesq9595]

Lol... 😂it's a good conversation. I thought it was fair and gratuitously mean.

[@ericynot]

Yeah, right. Seinfeld is on the verge of homelessness.

[@theStacyJames]

Haha

[@Phantasmen]

All I heard was "Seinfeld is still a great comedian, you'd just have to ask him to do his more modern stuff, if youre not looking for the old Seinfeld stuff"

[@BXBZ88]

Well the jerk store called and they ran out of YOU.

[@Scribe13013]

Yeah? Well you're their all-time bestseller!

[@justinjones2706]

BXBZ88 I have no idea what’s going on in this convo

[@andyward8430]

Thank you for that

[@musatebi486]

In our country we have unfortunately no jerk store. The joke is lost in transition.

[@BXBZ88]

@@justinjones2706 Hint: Seinfeld show - 'The Comeback'.

[@jackdaniel5229]

So Seinfeld reads a room and plays to that audience? shocking

[@ChicCanyon]

It's why he's one of the greats

[@seans4961]

Rion and that’s why he’s a millionaire and a comedy legend and you’re a nobody on the internet

[@examper22]

@Rion Jerry Seinfeld doesn't suck you just don't enjoy his style of comedy.

[@danablett]

@Rion QUACK!

[@user-un5iz6th1n]

@Rion there it is... Hiya sunshine. Your guy lost, youre still bitter, that's ok Hun. So who does it for you then?

[@jacquesdemolay5171]

If Jeselnik thinks Seinfeld's stand-up was bad, just wait until he goes to one of Rogan's shows.

[@cuadrasgtr1]

he acually likes rogans, and he said one show was bad, and he killed in other 2 so...

[@sonomacountyoperators1196]

I quote the great Ralphie May “I don’t wanna hear your fuckin sock jokes” couldn’t have put it better. Seinfeld is trash. The only reason he has a career in comedy is he somehow convinced NBC to name the show after his real fucking name. I mean how full of yourself do you have to be to not only be a contributing writer and star of the show, and still feel the need to make sure that the only character in the show that doesn’t have a fictional name is his own?? Jerry Seinfeld’s career it’s self is a joke. Every one knows Larry David is the only one to write a funny line in that show.

[@Jrock420blam]

the jealously is crazy intense, like i understand not everyone likes every style of comedy and stand up but to get that jealous they get standing ovations and roaring laughter when you don't is mad petty

[@zeked4200]

@@sonomacountyoperators1196 Yikes, that's quite a rant there...show me on the doll, where did Jerry Seinfeld hurt you?

[@CGBalla1014]

@@Jrock420blamI get that you get that it’s understandable not to like every style of comedy, BUT to simply ASSUME that the other comedian is jealous of Seinfeld for getting standing ovations is quite a large jump that I don’t get. Its like standing in a crowd, and you suddenly realize how stupid everyone actually is. A bunch of clapping seals waiting for the cue card to say, “clap”. Why would anyone be envious of that kind of laughter? It’s damn near just to fit in, and not an actual belly laugh from a pleasant surprise.

[@vaskylark]

So basically he's saying that Seinfeld can read the room and change his act accordingly on a dime and it will be funny as hell.

[@vincentm.andreassi186]

Yea I don’t actually read this as a sort of take-down of Seinfeld at all. He’s a master craftsman.

[@z0uLess]

In it for the money, not the art.

[@vaskylark]

@@z0uLess Nah, Jerry is as serious as it can get when it comes to making people laugh. Someone in it for the money (he doesn't need money!) wouldn't bother to change their act depending on the crowd. Only someone who cares and doesn't want to suck and a master craftsman at that would bother or even be able to change his set on the fly like that.

[@Mustis91]

that's not at all what he said. watch the video again.

[@z0uLess]

@@vaskylark Huh? The art is in the funny, not in the crowd -- pleasing the crowd is what makes the money. Look up Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident.

[@nohalfmeasures6]

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George doesn't allow Jerry to be more funny than him lol.

[@juliuscaesar6793]

Is this funny? George?

[@jeremysiron9622]

julius caesar. Enraged George : “Yes, yes it is!”

[@jondunmore4268]

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode that was not funny. Oh, that was all of them.

[@alexm8859]

Jon Dunmore keep hating. It doesn’t do any good

[@jondunmore4268]

@@alexm8859 -- Not finding Seinfeld funny is in no way "hating" - so - you lose, scrotumbreath.

[@MarcusTheDarkness]

"Aggressively corny" 😂

[@PuddingAtheist]

HEY! NO! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I have one week to pay my taxes, or it's all over for me.

[@straycatsean]

Yeah I've seen that guys stand up, he's not one to brag. Seinfeld kills because of who he is, unlike Jeselnik who just writes the same shit over and over.

[@dragonsfoe99]

@@straycatsean wait so you're saying Seinfeld kills just because of his name? Think you proved his point

[@jameslutian1977]

@@straycatsean Jeselnik is the laziest comedian in the industry. After seeing his show I walked out mad. He thinks he's funnier than he is so he doesn't put time into a good act. Compare that to Seinfeld who works his ass off and is a billionare because of it. Watch Norm MacDonald talj about AJ. It's very revealing.

[@jameslutian1977]

@Vino I have been to hundreds of shows

[@Dash277]

It's one of the reasons Seinfeld was so successful. He is very deliberate and cerebral about comedy. He does what he thinks will work best for his audience.

[@lockandloadlikehell]

Like Bill Burr in Philadelphia

[@LizaFan]

"Cerebral." Why won't college kids laugh at my gay French king joke? /flicks wrist

[@catfishcooler1566]

@Amaze Wolf You got that backwards. Larry David would still be a half-ass broke standup if he hadn't hooked his whiny ass to Seinfeld's wagon.

[@n8archy121]

Bones and all

[@BrObstreperous]

'Cause too many college kids are gay.

[@nonombre7159]

In the words of Patrice O'Neal " This guy is an open-miker where I come from."

[@jackmichaelson8617]

Patrice 80s o'neal. Most overated bs comedian lol. Like saying Seinfeld or Eddie Murphy was/is a good comedian. Grandpah called and wanted his sense of humour back.

[@nonombre7159]

@@jackmichaelson8617 I don't think you know who Patrice Oneal is. Ask any living comedian how good he was and they will tell you. Plus he wasn't working during the 80s. Drunk type much?

[@tmrevenge]

Nobody knows him.... And nobody should! XD

[@nonombre7159]

@@tmrevenge Next line from the roast right? Brutal.

[@UserNameAnonymous]

@@jackmichaelson8617- Patrice O'Neal is widely considered to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. Many big comedians think of him as their favorite.

[@mrnoname3909]

Sounds like Jerry knows how to gear his material for specific audiences...makes sense to me.

[@beatsbeercigarettes]

And manages to make one hell of career out of it too.

[@ythandlerandom1278LK]

@@beatsbeercigarettes basically a billionaire. Pretty awesome.

[@MrTickleBean]

He made the best TV show of all time imo. He's currently making one of my favorite shows to watch CICGC. I've seen him do multiple hilarious stand up routines. I think I'll trust Jerry's judgement, as far as comedy goes, over this Edge-lord.

[@beatsbeercigarettes]

Triscuit H for sure. I too am a huge fan of his. If he knows how cater to audience so the audience likes him.. he's just doing something right.

[@beatsbeercigarettes]

psalm that's subjective. What you find funny, others may not and vice versa. You're point, is pointless.

[@Mullet-ZubazPants]

Seinfeld .... What's the deal with Joe Rogan and chimps?

[@majedalshammari5253]

You see a chimp and they go wild aaaaaah

[@hondamanvtec2894]

Whats the deal about Politics? I dont get it Am I right people ?

[@antoniosmith5350]

Hes subtly supporting the evolution nonsense

[@stillnessinmovement]

We are just stoned monkeys, I think is the message.

[@Yanni75]

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

[@victor1963]

I love both Seinfeld & Jeselnik.

[@theseniorsmokey4121]

I always think back to Patrice roast of Anthony whenever he speaks on someone else’s act “you have way to much confidence for someone whose a opener micer”

[@TheElliotEquation]

RIP Patrice, anthony was spot on here

[@WillJM81280]

*Patrice’s *You *who’s *an *mic-er At least tell me English is not your first language.

[@theseniorsmokey4121]

@@WillJM81280 Because I didn’t capitalize every letter you wanted me too? It’s a KZbin comment section nerd not a mla formatted essay, you seemed to perfectly comprehend what I wrote so being condensing towards me makes no sense.

[@TheElliotEquation]

@@WillJM81280 you must be a nightmare of a person to have a conversation with, I doubt you're liked by your peers. Focus on what is being said, nothing about his grammar made his communication any less clear. It's a KZbin comment for crying out loud

[@AntiVaganza]

@@WillJM81280 What if it is? One thing is people being sloppy on SoMe these days another thing altogether is that some people's brains just don't do well with grammar. And you basically have zero idea which one it is, do you? Would you correct someone at a dinner party for the same "offense"? A stranger asking you for directions in the street? Probably not, right? But on SoMe none of us are using our real names, none of us are accountable, so it's OK to shit on people because of their less than perfect grammar?

[@lac2500]

“What’s the deal... with the name Jeselenik?!”

[@kennedysan1045]

Why did I read that with large fluctuations in tone..... It's just words on a screen.

[@p0llenp0ny]

@@kennedysan1045 That's the power of the human mind.

[@joshuacalkins]

Who are the ad wizards that came up with a name like that?

[@BossBros]

It's a slavic name. Should be pronouced as Yelesnik.

[@That-guy-here]

Jizzneck

[@bradleeedwards]

I enjoy hearing people talk about comedians like Seinfeld. Especially while I’m having coffee or in the car.

[@willmastre5203]

Brad Edwards good job brad!

[@craig.tanner]

Boo

[@theholeminute]

What's the deal???

[@Heavywall70]

I’m in my car Drinking coffee

[@Znew07]

I see what you did there.. lol

[@darrin2053]

His stand up might be corny but the sitcom was one of the best to ever grace a television set

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

If by "best" you mean "piece of dogshit appealing to lowbrows with retardation issues."

[@bradysmith4245]

The show was genius and nihilistic

[@cjnv48]

The show is funnier than joes entire career

[@phillpcmorehoffman8689]

I’ve never seen Seinfeld cause I grew up later on in the 2000 and tbh I respect who he is but his act is outdated it’s for a certain people who didn’t have an option to see better material it’s just that Seinfeld I was all there was.

[@cjnv48]

@@phillpcmorehoffman8689 huh? Your think seinfeld was the only comedian pre 2000?

[@radsdad1]

He's just a waiter with an axe to grind.

[@paeden5431]

-Everyone was laughing but me, so he sucked. - Sounds legit.

[@TinyGee713]

Its his opinion. Are we not entitled to opinions anymore.

[@ChicCanyon]

@@TinyGee713 my opinion is his opinion is worth criticizing. You gonna be ok with that?

[@shmigod1195]

In his defense Seinfeld is trash

[@stevekenton9422]

​@@TinyGee713 Are we not entitled to opinions about other people's opinions?

[@TinyGee713]

@@stevekenton9422 no this is Merca

[@TommyIgoURL]

My buddy Bob Sacamano said the same thing...

[@GhettoFabulousLorch]

If his act is anything like it was for the Del Boca Vista retirement community banquet I would be amazed he still gets gigs.

[@charleswright9696]

It wasn't Art Vandelay?

[@timjolynnlittleman5148]

So Seinfeld sounds like he was PREPARED like a professional..... 900 million professional bro

[@frankmat]

I saw Seinfeld a few years back and it was the funniest show I've ever been to. I was in tears of laughter... like most people around me. The only 2 of my friends that don't like him... ironically are about as fun to be around as cancer.

[@younameit1407]

You haven’t been to a lot of shows obviously

[@JCMthebrand]

You should get out more…he’s not even top 50 of all time

[@dxfifa]

Your last sentence was about as funny or clever as Seinfeld. Which probably makes you ironically about as fun to be around as cancer.

[@BlackinVegas]

@@younameit1407 hilarious...the people defending this man must be super lame

[@MetalizedButt]

Sounds a lot to me like you’re the cancer bro

[@michaelsevilla7579]

Jeselnik: States he didn’t like Seinfeld’s one specific act because he thought it was too corny but compliments his ability to change his act Comment section: He dated Amy Schumer he has no opinion on comedy

[@sloaiza81]

No ppublic opinion

[@doeyjiaz4798]

Maybe she was a freak. Id tolerate some unfunny Schumer if she went %110 everytime. And i mean every, damn, time

[@greenman3265]

Who cares, what matters is that he is funny, and he really is. His offensive special on Netflix was hilarious.

[@capitanawesome44]

Well no he WROTE all her jokes... because after he left she did the leather special... which I couldn’t even sit through.

[@geraldfriend256]

@@capitanawesome44 unwatchable

[@gregoneal7893]

He has a point. Maybe someday Seinfeld will be as big as him. Might even get his own sitcom.

[@yarnosh]

Seinfeld is at a point in celebrity that he doesn't even have to work for it anymore. People will laugh at just about anything he says. Watching a Seinfeld special is like watching a sitcom with a laugh track. You know, where you hear a laugh at every single line that would normally warrant a chuckle, at most. You could argue that Seinfeld has earned it, but he's not worth watching anymore. There's just so much better comedy out there and most of it doesn't involve airplane food.

[@joshuamitcham1519]

..a 25 year old television show and it wasn't even that funny 25 years ago.

[@loucard4856]

Yup just finished an episode still laughing hard !!!

[@kennethlatham3133]

I LOVE good sarcasm!

[@anthony91688]

Nice try but it’s the most highly rated sitcom of all time.. oops you don’t know what you are talking about and just tried to speak off of emotion.... lol it’s ok bro you tried. Nothing wrong with not liking it but saying no one thought it was funny when it’s still the highest grossing sitcom ever is just laughable

[@danl.2220]

there is a term that eloquently describes what you're talking about right now....its called jealousy

[@Roosterboi21]

I think Seinfeld is just really good at playing to the room. It's like the Blues Brothers. When you're at Bob's Country Bunker you gotta play the theme to Rawhide.

[@outlawaz1266]

Seinfeld... "I just flew in and boy are my arms tired"... Crowd laughing hysterically...standing ovation

[@josephvincentsalanji3475]

🤣🤣 Trevor Noah

[@Nostaticavvideo]

Take my wife.... Please!

[@frankc.9345]

Dude blows

[@raccoonski]

you-r-peein’

[@boymores2123]

@@josephvincentsalanji3475 trevor noah got some good jokes on his show ,his stand up is always like 50/50 for me

[@mac11380]

Looks like Seinfeld can read an audience and customise his act accordingly.

[@casslester3625]

Sounds like...

[@dougstanton9816]

Seems to appear..

[@Gixsir]

Not just that he’s saying stop doing the same material for decades but to each his own if his fans only like the same jokes over and over year after year cool I personally like new material after the horse has been beaten to death

[@slightexag]

He can make a terrible set for any audience.

[@vijaykryesItsMe]

Technically that's what Amy Schumer does as well

[@PendulousJohnson]

"Why did the Gentile cross the road?" And the crowd goes fucking WILD

[@PalaceDude]

I feel like this is Jeselnik's way of praising Sienfeld. He doesn't get why it works for him, but he's saying it like it is, he said "he murdered", he mentioned people laughing and doing standing ovations. To me, that's not jealousy, nor is it a critique. He mentioned the good things, he admitted Seinfeld is successful (plus the bit of how he can be flexible with his audience, that's a compliment).

[@BrandonH321]

Every comedian loves Seinfeld. None of this is negative, it is just talking about what Seinfeld does these days, which is just greatest hits instead of creating new material, while also talking about how naturally talented he is who can show up when he needs to show up.

[@mikebobo5844]

“Ohhhh” -Joe Rogan mad about not being invited to Clusterfest

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

I think he's just high and was picturing a festival of clusters. Whatever that looks like in Rogan brain imagery

[@Flayne009]

Hey, I know Seinfeld may not have made one of the most popular and groundbreaking sitcoms ever but not every show can be as good as The Jeselnik Offensive.

[@illgiveyathetick]

Flayne009 LOLOLOLOL

[@Andreas-cs6wg]

Hey, I know you're not the best swimmer, so don't go into shark infested waters, because if you do, and you die, I'm gonna throw a shark party.

[@ryanmccarthy3908]

@derp G you’re fucking pathetic lol that was awful.

[@MelShibson]

It's time for panel

[@chris2423]

Flayne009 that thing where jesslnik on his show made fun of a real guy who was tragically killed by a shark and used his photo on tv with a sketch of people laughing at him, whete his widow and young kids and friends and relatives could see... oh ya buddy that’s comedy. Cmon Anthony, after that thing and your show being cancelled for it, easy with the labelling others with bad material.

[@user-db6pt7vr3l]

Jealousy is painful to watch.

[@SenorJuan2023]

I loved Seinfeld the show, but Jerry the comedian never struck me as a naturally funny guy.

[@hebber1961]

Seinfeld plays to the audience type? Imagine that. How did he ever get to the top?

[@DasInf13]

By fucking on top

[@jamesrussell5196]

Marque Markofthebeast not because he took chances and worked his ass off

[@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583]

James Russell nope because of his Jewish manager making deals with other Jewish managers deciding who will be the “family-friendly Jewish comedian” He is not funny

[@MaddawgMar]

I ask myself that question all the time. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at a Jerry Seinfeld joke. The, “It’s ironic, so it must be funny” act is not funny to me. I get my taste is different, but there are comics I don’t find funny, and understand how others can find them funny. Not with Seinfeld. “Why do they call them Great White Sharks, WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT THEM!!!”

[@Murmurrr]

No,Isaidposse the dudes a billionaire in comedy. He’s doing some thing right.

[@ajantsmith6139]

Yeah you dated Amy Schumer, your opinion on comedians is beyond irrelevant buddy.

[@DragonBallUniversity]

At least it was while she was moderately attractive and still unfunny. I’m ashamed to admit it but I didn’t think she was bad to look at on Sheen’s Roast. Until she opened her mouth.

[@DragonBallUniversity]

By the way.. I understand saying “still unfunny” might imply she’s funny now. That’s not at all what I’m going for.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Amy Schumer being unfunny isn't the problem. Amy Schumer trying to be funny is the problem. I'm sure no-one will appreciate the distinction.

[@Tbone.357]

Score!

[@patteraj]

What does his opinion on comedians have to do with who he used to nail?

[@tenkin5105]

Does someone know why the full episode is now "private"? Is it because of the spotify deal? Where can we find the full episode?

[@fanmad-hg4nf]

Jeselnik would despise me for how much I love people's old bits lol I've re-listened to comedy albums so much I can quote them word for word 😆

[@sterlingcomics6891]

In his stand up specials, this guy only does one kind of joke. He sets up something heartfelt, and then it's a bait and switch with an edgy punchline. Over and over

[@booski1865]

Pretty accurate

[@chrisfortune6616]

You got, and to be honest I do find some of his stuff funny, but I could watch that live on Broadway Seinfeld special over and over and still laugh every time.

[@gorash100]

plus the whole joke is a lie

[@jimmyneutron4329]

Agree; a perfect example of his formulaic joke would be this: Premise: I can't stand watching my friend crying and suffering over his very sickly daughter. Punchline: So I killed him and his daughter so they would not suffer anymore

[@projectbadass6841]

All day long

[@94SexyStang]

These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!

[@Yes-Yes1]

What’s the deal with cars? They have wheels. *audience explodes with laughter.

[@dpsrush]

what a clickbait title, this is clearly a compliment to Seinfeld's ability to read crowds

[@TheGrantRomigExp]

To be fair.. I've seen Joe Rogan's act... and its not that great.

[@Boygonebad]

So true. Seinfeld does old stuff that WORKS and gets LAUGHS. Never laughed at Rogan stand up. Jeselnik I find hilarious though.

[@homesweetsc]

Love the podcast but can’t even sit through Joe’s standup

[@theclayishone]

He just yells. He's a less funny Sam Kinison.

[@growlerfrown487]

He’s horrible... he just yells a lot

[@jaredbaker5887]

his last Netflix special was super funny!

[@birderjohn3396]

People laughed. Point Seinfeld.

[@antoniobergamasco7799]

If you go watch Seinfeld, that means automatically you are dumb enough to laugh at any shit he throws at you..... C'mon, where's this people self respect.... So many smart comedians around!

[@jackblack2415]

“Old man corny! 😁” - Joe Rogan

[@ch3rt.]

„Bats. They look like hamsters that got an idea.” I will always love Seinfeld even just for this joke.

[@Trevenclaw]

I was at a show at Gotham in NYC and Seinfeld dropped in and did half an hour in front of 1/3rd full room. He was literally just pulling post-it notes out of his pockets and reading the premises he wrote on them and just riffing and he leveled the place.

[@RickyLeroyBrownMusic]

"Anthony Je... I refuse to learn that last shity name..." - patrice o'neal

[@sayno2lolzisback]

Bro I was just thinking of that the moment I started watching. "Bring me my turkey leg!"

[@arb1897]

Did he said that? No way.....🤣

[@glennwatson3313]

Now you made me sad, missing o'neal.

[@thefilmsoapy]

rip dude that was in the roast of charlie sheen right?

[@sayno2lolzisback]

@@thefilmsoapy Yes and if you are unaware, watch his show Elephant in the Room and listen to the immense catalog of his legendary appearances on the Opie and Anthony Show.

[@samuelhayward8355]

He says he sucked one show and murdered another show.

[@spinblackcircles]

I also watched the video

[@Vet-jq1fx]

Yes, thank you, I saw it in New York and had the same exact reaction.

[@tulkdog]

"How dare he perform acts he know the audience wants?!?!"

[@tulkdog]

No, just a statement encapsulating the complaint about not getting the show he wanted at the show aimed at a Jewish audience.

[@mattenten]

His whole point went over your head. You just got pissy and quit listening because he didn’t like something you liked

[@mattenten]

I don’t even think he said he disliked Seinfeld, just that he was disappointed in the show

[@Mustis91]

he didn't say that. he said he was funny at one place, not funny at all at the other place. that's not a good if you're a comedian

[@Mustis91]

@@mattenten ikr? tons of comments like that. people lick his boots because he's a star and they just want him to be funny . well some might actually think he's funny and feel offended because someone else doesn't..

[@mattstah9319]

Saw him live at our hometown arena. Thought it might be a little boring, play to older crowd. He is older. Guy absolutely murdered. My girlfriend was in tears and i was laughing my head off uncontrollably joke after joke.

[@mrfish3961]

WTF

[@karlbjorkquist7489]

Exaggerate much

[@iunnox666]

Pretty hard to believe considering all the footage of him doing standup is never funny.

[@mattstah9319]

@@iunnox666 i go to comedy shows regularly. 5 or 6 big names every year and our local comedy festival that attracts some really great comedians. I also go to open mic and local hole in the wall club shows. His stand up was top 10 i have ever seen.

[@anish3183]

@@iunnox666 gee, almost as if comedy is subjective!

[@lobsterwhisperer7932]

Fun fact: In the script for American Psycho, it was supposed to be Jerry Seinfeld's comedy the character was riffing on, just before the axe scene, not Huey Lewis and the news song.

[@bernardokrolo2275]

now you know how i feel when audience laugh to your joke Antony

[@batataloca77]

This guy reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter

[@jasonn2191]

"give me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothin" RIP Patrice

[@AdrianStalker]

That's oddly specific but ok lol

[@ChunkOcoal]

@@AdrianStalker it’s from the Charlie Sheen roast, Patrice O’Neal said it during his set.

[@marcoslaureano5562]

Does he Patrice???

[@ascarydemon]

This guy looks like a homeless dane cook.

[@larwhelan]

I was wondering where I knew him from but that's it, I know him from Dane Cooks career

[@clayz1]

Except anthony is funny.

[@artis1969]

@@clayz1 Yep, a comparison to Dane Cook is laughable.

[@milla7391]

Dane Cook is a tool! AJ is fucking hilarious

[@negadelph]

Almost like Jason Sudekis, I thought

[@thehermitman822]

I love stand up but not on repeat. Props to anyone that can sell the same bits repeatedly.

[@WalterThomasMcCarty]

When you order your Dane Cook off wish you get Anthony Jeselnik

[@joshkolchins7753]

Anthony Jesselnik critiquing Jerry Seinfeld is like me critiquing NASA building the Saturn V.

[@PatBProductions]

Bullshit. Seinfeld is old and out of touch and not funny

[@Shatter84]

Not really. I love the show Seinfeld but his stand-up has always been very middle of the road.

[@theeboy72]

You guys don't know what you're talking about. Look at other comedians talking about seinfeld and I mean look at other *good* comedians. The best out there, call jerry one of the best still. And a testament to that is that he is still coming up with new material. He made a show for kids, obviously he will dumb it down. Jerry is a god, top 5 comedians of modern times

[@PatBProductions]

@@theeboy72 that new material is some corny garbage. It's a subjective matter but for me I think Jerry is wildly overrated.

[@lukemckee2255]

Seinfeld hurts my brain everytime he talks

[@sir.gregorythe3rd284]

I love Seinfeld on interviews more than his stand-up.

[@Leo-yn5fx]

Lucas Bill Burr is overrated

[@RANDYandJHERI]

Agreed

[@user-xc7uo6md3n]

@@Cuca-hn3md" im telling you for the last time" is probably his best stand up. He was at his peak. You might like it might not, should check it out though

[@tylerrandall5119]

Seinfeld fuckin sucks in every way

[@Matty_RN]

Theres a lot of comics that are way more funny on interviews/podcasts vs their material. Rogans material is horse shit.

[@jordanweller7485]

The wind blowing makes Anthony Jeselnik Furious

[@4747da]

"it like comedy festival and Coachella put together a thing..." i find that the more "hip" the event is, the more appealing simple of an adjective is used to describe it.

[@Maxisamo1]

I think Anthony is mad because Jerry can change his act for the audience, while he just has the "Deadpan Offensive" schtick he always uses

[@mattenten]

Well they’d be the same in that regard. Jeselnik: Deadpan Offensive Seinfeld: Pun-Based Irony They can both switch up the jokes, stylistically it’d probably be about the same from show to show

[@saucetacular6092]

Id like to see Seinfeld follow him, that shit wouldn't go well

[@willieholmes1483]

So, this man is a comedian? I just thought he worked with Rogan.

[@saucetacular6092]

@@willieholmes1483 when ppl who really follow comedy like that talk about whos the current best you hear his name not jerrys. Him burr and dave are the most common answers

[@willieholmes1483]

tie lord, I only really recently heard of Burr because of the series “F is for Family”.

[@mrlowcap]

"Comedy Central and Coachella put together a thing..." the most San Francisco thing of all time.

[@AntiVaganza]

When that sentence started with "It's that thing..." I was so hoping for a Stefon moment;)

[@jeffheyer7783]

I saw Seinfeld live and it was absolutely the best show ever. I laughed the entire time as did entire crowd. We def did not get the corny version.

[@yournamehere6002]

Were you wearing a yarmulke? That seems to be his crowd, according to Jeselnik.

[@tobiasarevalo9929]

​@@yournamehere6002 he literally said he has different acts acording to the crowd he gets

[@yournamehere6002]

@@tobiasarevalo9929 according

[@yournamehere6002]

@@tobiasarevalo9929 unnecessary "literally"

[@Niffumable]

​@@yournamehere6002 so smart. so impressed.

[@mikestevenson576]

The idea that a 65 year old comedian sounded like an old man should not offend this guy. It just makes him sound dumb.

[@LoewenRanger]

I saw Seinfeld in person for the first time about a year ago and it was amazing. His timing and presence is unbelievable when you see him in person, something you can't really grasp unless you see it live

[@mattstah9319]

I thought it would be dry and i was in stitches all night. Been to many shows and i would say it was top 3.

[@rakimhinds8080]

Yeah. That’s his genius, is that he can make something mundane like coming to the show funny as hell. That’s not Corny, that’s good joke writing.

[@Antonocon]

.... he opened the door for me.

[@victorspennato3008]

He does use a lot of old material Though. I’m seeing him live for the first time in Atlantic City in December. I shall see.

[@nothisispatrick1753]

@@victorspennato3008how was it

[@3-Quotes.]

. Hes actually validating that hes still adaptable.

[@avid2112]

"Get me my giant turkey leg you fuckin nothin!!"-Patrice Oneal

[@simonyricools]

Jeselnik's aggressive cadence sometimes reminds me of Simon the IT guy from The Office.

[@nayakmanjunath2000]

Seinfeld always reads his crowd and performs for the specific demographic in the crowd. To change up your act and be so flexible is the hallmark of a great comedian. This guy's just pissed that he can't do that.

[@tenebrae23]

He totally knows his audience. Funnier than Seinfeld.

[@kevinMIAMIHEATWADE3]

Seinfeld is indeed talented but in doing so he loses Genuineness and charisma for a lot of people

[@seanhammer6296]

He didn't "read the crowd." That's ridiculous. He knew who the show was marketed to and then prepared his act accordingly.

[@gamestream2369]

When a teenager learns that all his cursing doesn’t make him sound cool & mature.

[@saucetacular6092]

Doesnt matter cause Seinfeld isnt funny

[@MrJamesLongstreet]

Someone sounds a bit jealous and bitter...

[@Adrhodes442]

MrJamesLongstreet General I just want to take this opportunity to tell you that your defensive deployment at the battle of Fredericksburg is nothing short of legendary, and your analysis of shitty non-talented comedians is right on...

[@einhornisaman2973]

Same thing crossed my mind. Well, Seinfeld is worth 3/4 of a billion dollars. I’m sure most comedians are jealous of his success.

[@laurapearson3370]

Sour grapes

[@Fassnight]

@Explodingtraps Thank you for the laugh

[@aureateseigneur5317]

@Explodingtraps Um...he still tours dude. He literally makes it today as a comedian. Fucking hell man.

[@garypellerin5576]

I find it "aggressively" strange that Rogan, a comedian, never heard of Cluster Fest a huge comedy event.

[@daviddawson147]

This is like two mid week local Div 7 league basketball players criticising an NBA player

[@paddyofurniture9523]

He dated Amy Schumer, he has lost all credibility on his thoughts toward comedy.

[@TOAOM123]

Or maybe he did that because he recognizes shes the "biggest" joke of all time

[@juanismyrealname683]

Lololol

[@jose_s_bam7938]

Jeselnik: "Amy Schumer is fuckable and Seinfeld isn't funny."

[@petesandwich3246]

See even dudes will fuck for career advancement. He rode the whale and look at him now he’s on Joe Rogan. He paid his dues

[@Wharrrrrgarbl]

He also broke up with her though

[@weekendwarrior7117]

To quote Conner McGregor, “Who the fook is that guy?”

[@frankpeters604]

YESS who the fook is this guy

[@sicadiousgaming5010]

who you refering to sienfeld or this loser

[@paddyofer]

unfortunately for Conor, Jeselnik is Khabib

[@nickross656]

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedian that had a very popular show in the 90s

[@JIDcrit]

@@nickross656 but his comedy did not age well at all...

[@David-dl4vh]

Seinfeld’s got more Porsches than Jeselnik’s got jokes.

[@J_Clean_1996]

That Uber, 'bit', would be way too much for me.

[@jackblack9605]

To be fair that just good business as a showman. He knows his particular demography and play to it. Unlike other comedians, with a specialization style, Jerry has always had a pure main stream act . This means he has the advantage of adjusting his delivery/material based on his audience.

[@TheBradleyBliss]

There’s another video hating on the legendary George Carlin I think he’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@MarcIsStillAlive]

Definitely. How dare he insult the gods

[@kaigreen5641]

Every clip is him bashing world famous comedians, seems a little jealous to me.

[@darrylgibson3575]

@@kaigreen5641, maybe that's his brand of humor...Lol

[@pianogirl9676]

Omg really???? I should check this out! George Carlin is a legend, who the fuck is Anthony Jeselenik???

[@Evilkevin3]

He said he like sienfield thoooo

[@reddchan]

I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Seinfeld & Rogan live, they were so funny just world class comedians

[@justinroark88]

I love this story. It's hilarious how accurate he is here.

[@user-yp3oj5se1i]

Jeselnick's roast should just be everybody talking about how he was with Schumer.

[@hakim6158]

All this tells me is Seinfeld is a legit pro.

[@qty1315]

At first I was kinda agreeing with him, but when he said: "Yeah, he changes up his act depending on the audience," I was like: "Why is that a bad thing?" That said, Seinfeld's comedy routines can be very hit-or-miss depending on which show you see. During one of his tours, my friend saw him, and he said: "All he did was reference stuff from the Seinfeld show. It was boring and depressing."

[@qty1315]

@@stef_v I think you should re-read my comment.

[@paddyofer]

sure, a legit aggressively corny pro. No argument.

[@A.M......]

Ricky Gervais liking Seinfeld makes me think he's legit

[@paddyofer]

@@A.M...... Everyone likes Jerry personally, including Jeselnik by the way. I doubt Ricky loves the corny parts of the Seinfeld standup, but still respect's Jerry's craft. That was the whole point of the clip.

[@GrahamMasters87]

Jerry got the thumbs up at age 27 from Johnny Carson, that thumbs up meant you were set for life.

[@boarderking133]

So you're admitting skill didn't matter?

[@Dtown3]

Funny. I remember, as a Seinfeld fan, I wasn’t into his stand-up so wasn’t pumped for the show. Hilarious show. Genuinely surprised me. Did some old bits too but he was actually funnier than I’d ever seen him. Like 4-5 years back

[@rascal6]

Same. His standup is clever but not funny in my opinion. I think about his jokes and smile sometimes but I never burst out laughing at his standup.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Galifianakis is the last shitty name I'm gonna remember in this funky town

[@bdof1]

👏

[@lottostuuud]

Lol Patrice 😂

[@jeezez666]

It was the last name he remembered...

[@muraddiab6393]

Pussy get old like bread not like wine!

[@phillach5181]

just bring me my fucking turkey leg you fuckinnn nothing

[@emiliogaribay2943]

If Seinfeld is “aggressively corny”, then Jeselnik tries too hard to be edgy.

[@Adrhodes442]

Emilio Garibay being described as“Tries to hard to be edgy” It’s pretty much how you can guarantee that rogan will like u as a comic

[@shaolinotter]

Emilio Garibay he's 60 years old. he SHOULD be aggressively corny. Hes earned it

[@DasInf13]

Ok calling someone edgy is a terrible way to just dismiss someone, just because they have a different opinion than you.

[@emiliogaribay2943]

Shat ho I’m not dismissing him at all, lol. He called Seinfeld “aggressively corny”, and I’m saying that Jesselnik tries too hard to be edgy. How am I trying to dismiss him?

[@Justpuffin4]

This guy's a square

[@maxbrazil3712]

If a successful comic's material makes you furious then you have underlying mental issues

[@ani2756]

Trashing a colleague is gross, even when you’re trying to make it sound like a compliment 👎🏻

[@catdogpigduck]

Anthony "so edgy" Jeselnik

[@evanbiter5969]

He's so funny

[@jakep1979]

He's an evil waiter whom I refuse to learn how to prononce his shitty last name!!

[@trollingisasport]

@@jakep1979 1111q111111111111111q111qq11111111qq111111q111q1qqq111111111q111qqqqqqq11qqqqq11qq111q1qq11q1111q11q111q1111q1111111q1q1q1q1111111q11111qqq111q11

[@TorSkywalker]

What's edgy about disliking Seinfeld? If you are at a funeral and want to make sure no one laughs just play one of his stand-ups - the guy is aggressively unfunny.

[@why3011]

@@TorSkywalker hello birdie

[@Mauther]

Jeselnik: Seinfeld is so corny! Seinfeld: Anthony who?

[@cholt9876]

Mac Matheson you sound way more offended than him.

[@cholt9876]

@Mac Matheson Because he was making a joke and you were trying to teach him a lesson.

[@cholt9876]

@Mac Matheson You told him to grow up and basically respect other people's opinion.

[@cholt9876]

@Mac Matheson Well my point is I think you took his joke too seriously. Which made it seem like you were more offended than him.

[@cholt9876]

@Mac Matheson So you were offended

[@ThecrazyJH96]

Gate keepers of Seinfeld are showing😂

[@scifijunky1979]

When it comes to performing, hey you gotta know your audience!

[@kristiandabrowski6969]

Dudes got bad energy

[@dannyh5937]

I thought it was just me. I listened to some of the podcast and thought this dude sounds real negative.

[@11dubs30]

Agree. He sounds negative and entitled here.

[@staffcarpenborg]

the way Rogan crossed his arms suggests he picked up on the negative vibes also..

[@dannyh5937]

I've listened to him before and I am familiar with him. I was surprised with how negative he was towards everyone, everything and that he was the best. I expected more humor with the back and forth banter. I also stopped listening after 20 minutes so maybe it got funnier.

[@zzz-tl7kn]

That’s literally his whole shtick ffs, he’s negative on purpose

[@ryanbesco8067]

Lol he’s got a problem with Carlin and Seinfeld? I bet he loves Tony Hinchcliffe and Nikki Glaser though

[@kylegood4207]

Psytoxin Tony Hinchcliffe is by far the worst Joe Rogan Guest. Drives me nuts how much he sucks

[@SlyRyFry]

@@kylegood4207 lol why?

[@R1chJP]

He did date amy schumer.

[@R1chJP]

I think Jeselnik is funny but i don’t understand how you could be around schumer for more than 3 seconds

[@frankk1512]

He wrote for Jimmy Fallon....... Everyone just let that sink in. Jimmy Fallon.....

[@theraleighdrummer9265]

People are generally funny. Narcissists are hilarious. Not everyone is a narcissist.

[@DiamondLil]

I think Jeselnik is describing a polished, seasoned professional when he acknowledges that Seinfeld makes his act fit the audience. Some people hate polish, but it's not easy to achieve and is a skill in itself.