Joe Rogan & Bill Burr on Unattainable Beauty Standard Outrage

[@MrSenserus]

Bill is dressed like every polish corner store owner in London

[@TitanFind]

“Why not buy biscuits? Very good biscuits. Best biscuits.”

[@cypher_2259]

@@TitanFind lmao

[@issacvaldivia7018]

Charles Brooksbank or like a Irish ☘️ mob guy

[@niallheaton2724]

Issac Valdivia definitely.

[@casomii7576]

Polish Slav lmao

[@Slesaint17]

Don’t get me wrong, Margot Robbie is a talented and fantastic actress, but she wouldn’t have got her breakout role in Wolf of Wall Street if she was fat or wasn’t blessed with a gorgeous face...it’s just how it is...

[@JPS-sc1zn]

S Mac she looks kinda wierd tbh

[@Slesaint17]

The Ironmonkey eh most people would disagree with that but that is your opinion

[@jamiegaskins3687]

Lebron James wouldn’t be in the nba if he was fat or wasn’t blessed with insane athleticism. NO...FUCKING...SHIT Do you see how retarded that sounds

[@Slesaint17]

Jamie Gaskins My original comment clearly states that she also had to hone her skills as an actress as well...same way LeBron even though blessed with insane athleticism had to hone his basketball skills...what the fuck are you even mad for?

[@Slesaint17]

BrittaniaFTW yeah I can see that, same way I’d say Scarlett Johansson is.

[@BigCenter14]

Bill Burr making fun of Europeans,meanwhile he's dressed like every slavic hoodlum I know 😂😂😂

[@Wally17.]

BigCenter14 He looks like Nico Bellic.

[@manictiger]

Cyka Blyat!

[@munstrumridcully]

Lol, it's true! He looks like Nico Belic right when he got off the boat in Liberty City :)

[@mikehoncho5084]

Bill burrs behind enemy lines 😁

[@poeauxgunnah2780]

😂😂 this is true

[@etothez9898]

There is nothing better than a good bill burr rant

[@auamatt]

So true

[@marimoerostraw]

only thing better is a good Patrice O'Neal rant 😗

[@1objection]

"When you're ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are. Beautiful people never know who to trust." -a weirdly deep Drax quote from Guardians of the Galaxy 2

[@chocomanger6873]

One thing I learnt in my 20s though was that stunners were better girls overall. Less attractive women had to prove to themselves that they were sexy, so would have all sorts of skeletons in their closets. Just give me a nice, attractive, healthy woman. Not only do you get all of those awesome qualities, but they're cleaner and more faithful.

[@omnissiah7247]

a thing about being ugly tho, is that there isn't a guarantee that anyone in this world will love you. In fact, the odds are stacked against you. I'd much rather be beautiful and be in a superficial relationship, than be ugly and not get into any relationship at all

[@chocomanger6873]

@@omnissiah7247 Um... That's not love, dude. LOL. Plus, I think you're over-valuing relationships. With relationships comes intimacy, but out goes freedom. There's a plus and a negative to everything in life. Plenty of single people out there who are MUCH more happy than married people or people in "relationships".

[@chocomanger6873]

@Nodus MeSenpai Many people are capable of monogamy. Look all around the world throughout time. It is natural for humans to be sexually attracted to others, but with some strength, we can deal with it. We are programmed to be sexually attracted to others, but we can see the programming and fight to stay loyal.

[@trevorskopczynski5791]

@@chocomanger6873 Haha good one

[@TornSoul062473]

Of course Jason Momoa is super-fit. He carries around a six-foot salad fork.

[@no.8466]

Lmfao I just sneezed cum

[@OrdnanceTV]

Bro I dunno if this is a quote taken from the podcast or someone else but this shit is fucking hilarious.

[@victoriaf1308]

😂😂😂

[@peterlyngkhoi6842]

6 foot salad fork😂🤣

[@andymiron7941]

LOL!

[@Summersevedouche]

There’s so much foreskin in this video absolute 10/10

[@mycutepetshrimp1532]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@glauconvieira7930]

I thought you were talking about foreskin for a second

[@adrianalavez4140]

@@glauconvieira7930 lmao

[@asaadahmed4534]

Best comment ever

[@LiKWiDjay]

@@glauconvieira7930 he was he wasssss

[@deepg7084]

I'm American, but one time I was travelling through Europe with a couple friends, and we had been on the road for 4 or 5 hours. We decided to pull off at this tiny little village in France to grab something to eat real quick. I don't remember the name of it. It was kind of up in the hills with gorgeous views, charming little shops, but not many people walking around. The type of place you could drive right passed on a long road trip and not even remember driving through it. It looked like there was only 1 actual sit-down restaurant, so we made our way there. There was an older overweight woman near the door who gave us some menus and pointed at the outdoor tables to take a seat. About 15 min later, the waitress came to take our order. I shit you not, to this day, she was the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life. Perfect tan, green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. She had that alien beauty that Bill was talking about. Like you couldn't find a flaw on her. I work in a part of L.A. where I see a lot of celebrities and models. They had nothing on her. I'm no simp but she was beautiful on a whole other level. And she wasn't even wearing makeup. Just completely natural beauty and a simple ponytail. Her english was very limited, so she was struggling with understanding us. She got really nervous, which was unlike the other French people we met, who would just repeat what they were saying in French but louder and a more angry tone lol. She had an innocence about her. She went and got the older lady to come and help her. Turns out that older lady was her aunt, and she was born and raised in that tiny little village. She probably had no idea how beautiful she was on a global scale.

[@bigdicknigga3746]

God damn i want to see what she looks like

[@redshift8302]

Celebrities and models are women who wanted to use their beauty to gain celebrity. But the vast majority of beautiful people are happy to lead an ordinary life far from the limelight. You shouldn't have been surprised to see her in a small village.

[@leylasaraf4953]

I read your comment, and I thought about it.. Let me enlighten you. Model scouts, photographers, and people who "know people" travel all the time. They actively seek the most exotic women. One example is Sharbat Gula whom they found in AFGHANISTAN. She had exotic eyes and immediately became known. My point is, you will NEVER see someone THAT HOT in real life who isn't famous. There's no doubt she was beautiful, but nowhere near top models. You would see that if she stood next to them. You were probs really horny.

[@brnoamik]

@@leylasaraf4953 Don't be that jealous angry bitch leyla, you're better than that. You probably have superior skills than her in other areas. . .cleaning, typing, who knows. Believe in yourself!

[@jjr1728]

pics or it didn't happen.

[@rellett1]

henry cavill said in a interview he got rejected for being overweight, but he didn't take offense. He worked hard and look at him now.

[@ondrej1893]

Steroids.

[@dudsummon3803]

I think he's probably natural, might not be, most of them aren't, but he could plausably be, his contract for superman basically told him to be naty as well.

[@emilianocervera4448]

Ondřej Tureček using steroids doesn’t mean you don’t have to work your ass off

[@ToadstedCroaks]

@@ondrej1893 Swords build muscles.

[@pramesh.gurung]

Dud Summon he is with rocks trainer now i have doubts. he looks huge but not totally ripped. Maybe natural. Dunno. Him and Jason mamoa are naturally blessed with insane genetics.

[@juliusbanks1575]

Not everyone has the natural looks to be a model but being physically fit is obtainable to almost everyone

[@instinct94]

lazy people underestimate the impact they can generate on their outer appearance. especially as a man, you can go from ugly to almost-model by attaining an athletic physique, optimize your hygiene and hair management, fix your posture and behavior and clothing yourself stylish enough that fits your type. ofc this takes a lot of time and effort. too much for lazy people.

[@thumbsdown7684]

@@instinct94 belive me the gym dose wonders

[@winstrolchurchill821]

Instinct 100% agree mate. Also think applies to women. Body from baywatch, face from crime watch but you’d still bang them from behind !

[@tam504]

That’s true, everyone can do that, all you need is be consistent with your gym, lift heavy, less cardio, more recovery time, go to bed on time and eat more clean food. Don’t please eat less food.

[@Toppu]

Come on, this also depends of genetics. If you have narrow shoulders, even working out will not make you look bigger than a guy with naturally broad shoulders.

[@funkogalleries8342]

It doesn't matter what he's talking about, Bill Burr is f*cking hilarious.

[@toddymcgann6129]

He can turn any subject into something he’s angry about. Love it

[@julesfrancis]

facts

[@jimjimmy8900]

Why did you not say fucking?

[@mrmrmarcus6969]

He truly is funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@tiffanypo56]

One of my favorites

[@JadesFitnessBucketList]

Bill Burr cracks me up. He could be describing paint drying and i'd be entertained 😂

[@sainters7]

And you know he'd somehow have an angry rant about drying paint too 😂

[@matthewsfiglife]

Do bald people use shampoo or just body wash?

[@Rykbell]

Just body wash.

[@eedleate]

Yes.

[@Piston1776]

Just Soap

[@Slothforhire]

Your face wash now works on the rest of your head.

[@analienfromouterspace]

No need to spend extra money on haircuts, and shampoo. That's about 200-300 dollar per month saved. Now you know why bald men can offered hookers.

[@kahnatohru1906]

next time they do a podcast they should get a shampoo sponsor

[@projectkj7643]

LOL!!!

[@Bernz66]

Lmfao!!!

[@a.j.r.n.3815]

LMFAOOOOO you savage

[@4ndyr0g3r50n]

turtle wax

[@krixxset2214]

@@Bernz66 Lol its not that funny.. Like the cheapest dig possible due to how obvious it is.. A 6 year old could come out with that one. The OP is probably some fat bitch triggered by their common sense.. In fact that is probably true of all of ya! :D lol!

[@alexanderstilianov]

Bill looking like he's gotta go bowling with his cousin at 4 PM

[@Calais05]

Adrian Sullivan who?

[@WhiteKeys007]

@@Calais05 random Italian name.

[@Calais05]

WhiteKeys007 I’m so confused

[@alexanderstilianov]

@@Calais05 It's a GTA IV reference.

[@Calais05]

Alex yeah I know that, but who the fuck is Vinny?

[@MauraAnastasia]

All I can focus on is A) How funny Bill burr is and B) how Joe keeps bringing it back to female beauty standards while Bill tries to balance shit with male actors/models... Much respect Bill.

[@katesweeney9101]

The number of times Rogan will say "But only women" - throughout many of his shows - is astounding.

[@reducedtoatoms327]

@@katesweeney9101 Joe is kinda right though. I have never seen a man cares about beauty as much as women. men in my country make jokes about themselves if they are not beautiful and no one seems to care about it at all.

[@jz372]

@@reducedtoatoms327 That's because women don't care as much about beauty in their partner than men. That's why men can make jokes about it, but women have to put up with it because the number one criteria men have for women is beauty.

[@banderas2000]

They care. A Man just needs to get in his best shape for his body. That is assuming she is in best shape for her body.

[@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton]

When I was fat... I was like, damn I feel like a piece of shit. Then, I worked out for years until now. Now, I don’t feel like a piece of shit

[@ВукВуксановић]

You could've just joined body positivity movement and not waste your time smh..

[@madhavr9014]

@@ВукВуксановић haha ur joking right ?

[@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton]

@@madhavr9014 Da

[@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton]

@@ВукВуксановић the body positivity movement is the movement where literally there is no movement at all. And, it wasn’t a waste of time, I spin more plates looking and feeling like a Beast

[@ВукВуксановић]

@@warrior_of_da-Tetragrammaton sarcasm

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

Bill Burr looks like a default character for GTA IV online

[@willsniff4644]

Hey what's up Jeff

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

Want to go bowling!?

[@Kivstev]

NPC Bill

[@ezioaltairac]

He voiced a side character in TLAD btw.

[@crankymcgee]

@Jay Macazza Stole from who? I swear there's a template for commenting on a JRE vid (Use one or more of the below) 1) Make a comment about how Joe Rogan is bald. Bonus if the guest is bald too. 2) Joe "(insert nickname based on something he said)" Rogan 3) "(insert something Joe said)" - Joe Rogan, (insert date of podcast) 4) This guest looks like character in a game/movie/TV show. Bonus if it's a young-ish guest and you say if there's a prequel, said guest can be that character in a younger age.

[@jameslyons6655]

When I do see people with “unrealistic” physiques I tend to see them at the gym.

[@paleamigo8575]

Excellent point!

[@AnonYmous-spyonmepls]

it’s not unrealistic if it exists. It is by definition realistic.

[@JlimSin]

How is it unrealistic if you’re literally seeing it in person

[@bladethevamp]

@@JlimSin i think people tend to mean an unrealistic standard when they say that

[@balladin9200]

When I think of an unrealistic physique I instantly think of a dude injecting him with test as breakfast, for me doing anabolic steroids is not realistic.

[@reaganpenner7371]

Great talk! Love Bills attitude and outlook on life. Seems like a genuinely happy dude.

[@BA-ue7wk]

Bill Burr is the only comic who hasn't Bent over to the masses and just talks like he is at cookout

[@ericcasanova9170]

That's why everyone loves him, he speaks his mind and he's not a sellout

[@manstonhisk667]

Chappelle

[@orppranator5230]

Bobby Dave Schapelle?

[@BA-ue7wk]

@@orppranator5230 Yes and after the Stick and Stones Special He just proved that Comedy is a place to go and just enjoy it and not to think just enjoy people are to sensitive now

[@Venddeta9]

@3,14 _ Well fucken billy red nuts is a paranoid guy so i think he can spot crazy pussy from a mile away.

[@anthonycaruso6065]

Bill Burr is bald and a red head all at the same time

[@swiftslick]

Stop pointing out Billy Bitch Tits' flaws. Hahaha

[@MeanBeanComedy]

No matter what happens to your hair: balding, graying, shaving, you'll always be a redhead.

[@me5969]

He reminds me of the fella that gets melted in robocop. Pre melt obviously.

[@Lockersss]

@@swiftslick Billy Buttermilk Bitch Tits

[@1337flite]

The phrase you’re looking for is “a bald ginger cunt”. :-) Have a nice day!!!!

[@richardbeck2048]

"the way they eat fish and chips over there thats gonna be almost everybody" oh my god now even americans are calling us fat

[@michaeleineke6086]

Richard Beck We are fat together and it’s ok. Jk we are all going to get diabetes.

[@bandedski2550]

The UK does have the highest obesity rate in Europe right? Or at least top 3. Y'all gotta get Michelle Obama lmao

[@duzirealz9469]

that is bad...

[@die4race]

Lay down the boose you alcoholic fucks :D

[@way2375]

@@bandedski2550 but america has the worst obesity rate in the world so 'yall gotta get michelle obama lmao' fat american fucks

[@eclectictomboy6873]

I just about joked on my cookie when Rogan said, "Look we don't want you to be fat." So diplomatic. Too funny.

[@anabutyrski4778]

Also, I'm all for beautiful people especially if they promote health and commitment, but whenever I hear "unrealistic beauty standards" I think of crazy plastic surgeries, Instagram filters, and photoshop. That's the stuff that fucks with your brain and distorts reality. One of my biggest missions in life, when I have a daughter, is to teach her that beauty is not everything and also to teach her to not measure her worth by her beauty. My family is very shallow and it's taken me many years to appreciate beautify and to no envy it in a negative way.

[@megansampson5445]

Yes, that's what I think of unrealistic beauty standards... that or they have extreme diets to the point it's anorexia. The past 10 years or so there's been more and more healthy beautiful fit role models for women like the Tone it Up women- Karina and Katrina... or some youtube fitness influencers like Whitney Simmons or Nikki Blacketter. Where they show working out and eating properly is beautiful and inner happiness is beautiful. That to me is an attainable healthy beauty standard.

[@chandanpandey1862]

Exactly. It's sad that joe didn't bring that up and had a biased conversation.

[@millier.206]

Amen! Don’t even wanna see it anymore lol read Dr. Leonard Sax’s book. He discusses how these standards are hurting both boys and girls (men and women).

[@JTurk331]

@@millier.206 are you saying bill burrs point here isn't spot on? Like yeah, if your a 22 yr old 180lb whale of a female in college, your going to be invisible next to the girl who looks like ariana grande. Get over it. Pecking order.

[@rubenbarrera5396]

@@chandanpandey1862 yeah but like he’s interviewing a comedian. So yeah

[@randomaccessfemale]

You could be a handsome man like Hugh Jackman, but to go into the role of Wolverine, he still needed to work his ass off in the gym and eat until he puked. He had to look like the actual character. He never complained.

[@Eu-cj8vt]

Jane Doe and check out his wife , lol !

[@bobjones2041]

he got paid, uh, handsomely. You won't get a raise just looking good flipping burgers. The best you can do is learn to double flip the burger and "be all you can be" in the kitchen.

[@44RisingSun44]

Not to mention he did it for damn near 20 years! Can you imagine if someone asked Amy Schumer to lose weight for a role once let alone for 20 years!? People would lose their minds.

[@idkijs435]

He was also paid 10s of millions of dollars... ijs lol

[@BroNumsi]

Or Josh Brolin for Cable.

[@uzernam303]

"Unobtainable" beauty standards should be those gotten through photoshop, not a gym.

[@bunny_0288]

I'm pretty sure that's what most people are talking about.... That and plastic surgery. Women are rarely very thin with big breasts, but the amount of women (I personally know several that have had it done) that have breast augmentation make it seem like this is the norm. Usually when you lose weight your boobs are the first to go.

[@kevindharmani6495]

That's what they are talking. That's why I didn't like this video. They just walked around the main thing

[@MrEvldreamr]

photoshop and surgery are what ppl are talking about...not the gym

[@MrEvldreamr]

@@bunny_0288 actually its the arms and legs before teh torso...but yea, boobs dont stick around

[@chonikejohnson3403]

Agreed

[@ironwarrior76]

Its not unattainable if someone else has attained it

[@michellesimmons3150]

Its unattainable if your genes aren’t the same. 1% or less of people are truly beautiful….that is both sexes. You cant be top if you’re not genetically blessed.

[@ZainAhmed-ns2di]

@@michellesimmons3150 no, not just one percent of the population has the genes to be super hot. That's complete BS, most people who never try, complain about genes. It's only unattainable if it can't be maintained year round or steroids had to be used to achieve it. But other than that, genetics is usually an excuse. Except when talking about calves

[@ironwarrior76]

@Erick Toussaint my point was more the physical stature aspect. Too many people chalk up six pack abs and an otherwise muscle-y physique to being “unattainable” as an excuse to maintain their own comparatively sub-par physique

[@riotpb10]

@@michellesimmons3150 And that's why they get jobs as models or actors. Nobody wants to see some fat girl on the cover of a beauty magazine. Or a romance movie where the actors are fat.

[@quicksolution5881]

@@michellesimmons3150 Keep coping, sorry for the tough love but you need it.

[@sweeler3216]

Christian bale had to starve himself to get to 110 lbs in the machinist, then gain over 100 lbs and look ripped to play Batman the next year, and there’s people complaining about having to lose 15 lbs Edit: to everyone saying Christian Bale was not a natty in his preparation for Batman, please watch “more plates more dates” ‘s video on the topic.

[@lp4290]

Just Some Kraken With Internet Access Shit, with the paychecks they getting for those movies alongside with world class personal trainers and diet experts Id do that shit too

[@Mom-yg1rt]

Sam Wheeler he’s also been fat

[@zoltanszoke2676]

@Just Some Kraken With Internet Access I earn less than 15 million per year to do the same.

[@ejarvis2002]

With a little help of steroids tho c’mon😂

[@OneShotBee]

He got down to 110lbs? That must be incredibly unhealthy

[@raoulmontefiore4803]

My understanding of the UK ruling on 'unattainable standard of beauty' was that they wanted to discourage doctored images of models who are photoshopped to perfection: so LITERALLY an unattainable standard of beauty, not just super attractive, well toned etc.

[@corriefenner9281]

Being from the UK I can confirm that.

[@manjitkapri1816]

@slothkingn1 just learned a new vocabulary word...thank you

[@chrisdurling9002]

How weak of a person do you have to be to have lower self esteem simply because you see a photoshopped image of someone else? And how is that anyone else’s responsibility?

[@manjitkapri1816]

@@chrisdurling9002 it starts with underlying jealousy or other problems right? I mean shit as soon as I got in this self improvement journey I feel less and less jealousy and I compare myself less and less to others.

[@jungleismasiv4426]

Companies should have the right to photoshop models, right?

[@techspec1803]

Bill burr looks like a default human in a video game as you make your selection, hmm what eyebrows do I want 🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@virgie4715]

TECHSPEC 😂😂😂😂

[@absentiabenertia5204]

Haha that's a perfect description

[@josephchimera9377]

He cracks ups on him self, he mentions people mistake him as a Ron Howard, an Louie CK.

[@henrylee0123]

LMAO that was good

[@macunum3009]

Tony hawk underground

[@PeteVanDemark]

Wish my life had taken a different trajectory so I could hang out with these guys. So witty!

[@sirriffsalot4158]

I'm from Norway... when he imitated at the end there, how we sound over here in Scandinavia I completely lost it... Love this guy.

[@Stormtrooper990]

As a dane i felt exactly the same way! :D

[@phillytheflyerable]

everyone in scandinavia apperantly sound like the swedish chef. I can live with that tho

[@mikitz]

Finns are the only Nordic weirdo outcasts that look the same as the rest but who no-one understands. Perkele. A spot on impersonation, can't argue with that.

[@everythingandanything3045]

I bet your all 10/10! I'm 5"7, 5'9 ON A GOOD DAY! I'M PURPOSELY AVOIDING THAT REGION OF THE WORLD!

[@kuyo86]

@@everythingandanything3045 you should go and find you a 6' hot Swedish chick

[@dpc0809]

Bill: “I’m a bald redhead”. Well he’s half right.

[@Mandrake591]

Redbeard!

[@rackaracks2514]

Needs More Cowbell thanks for deconstructing the joke for me

[@rackaracks2514]

Needs More Cowbell my bad sorry

[@sweney7103]

yall who cares about the technicality

[@captainalie9264]

redbeard

[@soffa93]

"swedish people are all gorgeous" clearly these guys haven't met me

[@Gabster1990]

Don't be hard on yourself.

[@RobinLundqvist]

yup same here. i am tall like any other swedish person but my face is like the npc meme. just google it and you will see my face right there.

[@teresagermano3998]

Do not feed your unconscious... Honey...you will truly believe whatever you feed your mind😜

[@Tempust97]

@@RobinLundqvist i feel ya bror

[@worldisfilledb]

Teresa Germano there’s also a thing called reality

[@TerjeSkuggen]

As a norwegian, I almost died at the end there 😂

[@patrikwengenroth6674]

You are in the mix :)

[@kemsprite520]

“Anything worse than water in gloves” Water in socks is soooo much worse

[@nika-og4vu]

what about water in pants?

[@austinearle4698]

no

[@spikeman1444]

I take showers with my socks on.

[@kman9884]

Wet hands are 100 times worse than wet feet

[@stevebb2915]

Fuck no

[@evrettej]

I love listening to bill burr just talk. I love his take on shit.

[@maxmeier532]

You love his take onshit? Or love him taking a shit on you?

[@evrettej]

@@maxmeier532 🤫

[@RussTeeTrombone]

It’s not revolutionary. It’s just what male boomers called “common sense” when I was growing up.

[@ebs_987]

Evrett the ultimate embodiment of “I don’t give a fuck”. Honestly it sounds healthier to have his attitude because he isn’t getting stressed over shit that doesn’t matter

[@jonh5941]

He mostly sounds like a stupid person

[@jordanbrazinski8260]

Studio: we will literally give you your dream job and millions of dollars if you lose like 10-15lbs. Woman: how dare you

[@alexanderbutler2989]

"am i not good enough the way i am?" no. no you are not.

[@mitigamespro8757]

Alexander Butler you misogynist!

[@TheGalsenn]

Cut the crap on this women have been starving themselves to be in movies forever ....

[@mitigamespro8757]

TheGalsenn and? No need to try to put them on a higher pedestal than men. They’re at least close in the movie industry.

[@TheGalsenn]

@@mitigamespro8757 I dont put them on a pedestal they starve as men do that is it

[@RemyIssa]

I mean fun and jokes aside the beauty standards are really getting out of hand. It requires plastic surgery, it's not only about losing weight.

[@Watermelon-ob1op]

How can an actress be mad about having to lose 15 pounds. Like I’d happily drop some pounds if it meant getting to star in a movie and make a shitton of money.

[@tobyvision]

They aren't. Literally everything they say to media is planned. Losing weight is the LEAST of their actual problems. Media targeted at women abuse these notions to keep spiking their audience's amygdalas and keep them interested/panicked.

[@mariamm7695]

Dr.'sorders you’re a little bitch lmao walk a day in a woman’s shoes, most of you pussies wouldn’t even survive lol especially in show business dumb fuck

[@eliza317]

Because actresses are usually already at the lowest weight they should be. Cameras really do make you look heavier than you are, so to appear super trim, you usually have to stay a little underweight. And when your at your lowest weight, losing 15 lbs is not easy. Plus It’s psychologically tough to be constantly malnourished and stressed. That’s why actresses usually drink so much green juice because they have to get in nutrition with little macros.

[@OwenNovakChildofGod]

Mariam M AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH OK SIMP LORD KEEP WORSHIPPING THOTS AND DUMB CELEBRITY BITCHES MORE BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive]

Most modern humans lack gratitude and are very pampered, men and women. On top of the fact that we live in a gynocentric society heightening narcissism and solipsism amongst women with a deeply materialist mindset so women not only expect to get everything that they want but also are easily bitter, jealous and lazy. They don't want to work and that laziness is so present within their psyche that being required to work in any way seems genuinely offensive, even if they're just asked to shed a few pounds.

[@ordinaryweirdo]

"I'm a bald and red-headed male." Both?

[@secretjazz93]

look at his beard

[@ordinaryweirdo]

@@secretjazz93 I know, mate. I'm joking. Bill Burr is awesome. He looks like a happier version of Vincent Can Gogh.

[@beakytheseal2254]

Carpet carpet

[@empressamal]

ordinaryweirdo That’s the greatest analogy used to describe someone I’ve ever heard

[@ViolentRainbow]

He was born with red hair, baldness can only be an improvement on that lol

[@michaelmusial5132]

“That’s why ugly people are complaining so much" truer words have never been spoken

[@uttaradit2]

by me

[@niks983]

@@skydivemaniac naw u can still be ugly and healthy,this is my plight 🤷

[@roseosbourne6448]

Remco and drink plenty of water

[@punctuationman334]

Remco thankfully I’m lucky enough that if I got healthy and used the right stuff I can look pretty good, but not all people are that lucky.

[@danimal2809]

@@skydivemaniac cope, working out, eating healthy doesnt change your bone structure and eye area

[@barryc9115]

There is a literal war on personal accountability. It’s absolutely insane! Just cancel anything that may expose your lack of personal responsibility.

[@LobsterPuncher]

Bill Burr is the only comedian who is guaranteed to crack me up every single time I listen to him. Funniest guy on the planet.

[@caffeinatedinsanity2324]

He and Mike Ward are absolute geniusses.

[@adamgm84]

Same, except my list is longer, and one of them is definitely Patrice O'Neal. Both him and Bill Burr have that high-pitched range that just causes you to lose it.

[@lilneedy5514]

@@adamgm84 Dave chappel

[@ianlinn596]

Norm MacDonald you uncultured swine.

[@choccymilk8845]

George Carlin definitely is one of the greats

[@Xemozazk]

Look at what christian bale has done for roles.

[@EvenWaysMusic]

@@Shadow-lq7rx Compare him in The Machinist to The Dark Knight.

[@AWSVids]

Yeah, he totally transformed his body to star in Batman Begins, especially considering he had just done The Machinist immediately prior. That was the example that jumped to my mind when they started talking about women complaining about having to change their bodies to star in a particular role. Like, that’s part of the job. It’s inherent in being an actor that you have to maintain your body and be right for the role. It’d be like if someone being hired to be an accountant complained that they had to learn accounting to do the job. “What? You’re telling me I have to change my brain to suit YOUR impossible standards?! You should accept me the way I am!”

[@Шоуодногожурналиста]

Basicly in acting you are freaking meant to be that. Rene Zelveger, Christian Bale and a pleathora of actors get morbid obese or anorexic skinny because they are freaking actors. It's like with Kurt Russel in the "Solider". He was out of shape and pretty aged at the moment. He asked for a year and he got to the shape he had when he was playing "Snake Plisken" in Escapes

[@spencer23dollars34]

Another notable transformation was Charlize Theron in Monster. Yes it was the other way but no doubt not easy and she had to live her life like that as well as lose it again

[@gus2n]

that's his day job.

[@brianmccrory3778]

"doesn't water get in the gloves?" HAHAHAHa

[@katiew0916]

Unrealistic beauty standards is when plastic surgery is involved and a lot of those celebrities don't want to admit that they received plastic surgery because being "natural" is "better". The butt lifts, tummy tucks, breast augmentations......that's the unrealistic beauty standard

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

“Doesn’t water get in the gloves?” Killed me

[@goondocksaints9597]

Lots of women have gotten on magazine covers without doing a single sit-up. When you see the male model's six pack abs, every man understands how much work that takes.

[@tapwater424]

Six packs are mostly a result of a low body fat and good genes, which is exactly the same as the female magazine models physiques.

[@baguettewithcheese3880]

tap water yes but you need to work out really hard to get to that low body fat percentage. Also genes have way less impact than what you think

[@baguettewithcheese3880]

tap water it’s mostly an excuse for not working out

[@tapwater424]

@@baguettewithcheese3880 I was blessed with good genetics when it came to abdominal muscles. It never took a lot of effort for me to get defined abs. I also know people who need an unhealthy low body fat in order to get the same look. A six-pack is simply unrealistic for a large portion of people, it's also over rated.

[@goondocksaints9597]

@@tapwater424 My basic point is that among male and female models, more work is done to attain (and maintain) by the male. Of course, this is on average, but it's still a fact. How much time in the gym do you think Tyra Banks spent before she started getting magazine covers? How many men get magazine covers that never worked out of managed their diet rigorously? How much time do you think the average male model spends in the gym before he gets a magazine cover?

[@zuldo8577]

One thing is amazing bodies, another thing is all the photoshopping involved. Then it is truly unobtainable.

[@krishnaraju6790]

Who cares..if someone is photoshop ped to look like they glisten on a magazine or an advertisement why are you offended by that shit..? It's just like art ..maybe easier ..but it's still just photography and no one is asking you to be like that..if you can appreciate how good that person looks in that photo..do it..or else stop comparing yourself to that shit..it's just plain stupid to do so..it's plain jealousy from that point on..why does tis bitch get to look like that when she isn't that good looking in real life... Is what it sounds like..it's photography..there's tons of manipulation..lights etc even without photoshop..

[@edmikos6129]

@@krishnaraju6790 You can use a period sometimes. Not everything calls for an ellipsis.

[@krishnaraju6790]

@@edmikos6129 i could..!

[@zuldo8577]

​@@krishnaraju6790 I never said i was offended by it? Im just saying its not real.

[@krishnaraju6790]

I'm talking about that narrative in general . We keep saying that...photoshopped..not real stuff .. i wasn't personally saying it you either..think about it..they're just photographs..

[@leonardonovelli177]

one of the most stereotyped interview, loved it

[@brunoboaz7656]

Burr was killing me when he was talking about water getting into Jason Momoa's gloves as Aquaman!

[@JavierGarconOriginal]

dude both of them should be two detectives together in a movie.

[@chesterpattenfield9005]

“Hey Jamie, run a diagnostic on this tissue sample”

[@codycox2685]

yes, you just won the fucking internet.

[@DirectorHMAN]

Make it happen!!

[@scottb.0185]

Great thinking, we need more Cop Buddy movies!

[@godlikejr.3683]

Attraction: The Resume Personality: The Interview

[@KeanuOR]

Dick size: The job.

[@paskalsosnowski2372]

in this case your resume can get you some places without using a single word ;) in this case.

[@SunnyLovetts]

The Rookie amen

[@deepzone31]

I need to work on my interview skills.

[@elliot946]

Kid: The retirement

[@rustynails68]

We need more Bill Burrs.

[@leonbuzza]

Bill said: “Niko let’s go bowling”

[@kappakumplete]

Cousin!

[@joshua270698]

😂😂👌👌

[@dortymakaloni7861]

"Another time"

[@whiteruntz3431]

LMFAOOOOO

[@jaydog9508]

Problem with beauty standard is the photo shopping. You can't fix stupid, but MOST people would not have a problem with pure beauty if they didn't modify these super models into even more beautiful... so, that is where I stand. If they Photoshop, they should have an asterict noting that it was modified. That would hopefully relax peoples judgement and know what is real and not real and hopefully encourage REAL people, unaltered on the covers.

[@Erin-xz2ng]

photoshop and plastic surgery. almost every famous female has had SOME form of work done whether it's botox/fillers or surgical enhancement

[@natedammerich1745]

Erin I would even throw time and effort ie makeup and beauty work in there with the problem. Any girl can make themselves look great with enough time on their hands. That’s the problem. Girls try to make themselves pretty instead of being the natural beautiful human being that we all are.

[@seewhyaneyesee]

You are right but it is not people like you, people who take time to think, to understand. It is people like us mixed with people who just have nothing better to do and they are not even the 100% part of the problem surprisingly... it is them, us and the people who let get offended, moved enough to make change but hey what can I say? We have been all of them at times in our lives. See, it just moves...

[@punkdrop8582]

>most people would not have a problem with pure beauty if they didnt modify these super models yeah bro sure. just fucking uglies who cant accept that they have to work harder than the top 1% of elite human. fuckoff

[@mikitz]

Or, maybe, just maybe, people should quit comparing themselves to others all the time and overcome their despicable envy for once. Those who seriously think some models are somehow supposed to represent the average person can't be very smart, either (all the while modifying their own damn photos on facebook to look perfect).

[@mattmulhall4526]

Two of the biggest complainers complaining about others complaining

[@mitchm7563]

INCEPTION

[@mitchm7563]

@@aeggeska1 go fuck yourself

[@KugleeKuglee]

@@aeggeska1 The problem with this "logic" is there is example in the past how these "normal" people handled Nazis when they bumped up.... just don't care or argue against the shit when arise... oh, shit!

[@DoubleITman]

If you think Bill burr gives a single fuck, you havent seen the Philadelphia incident

[@ernestoberger7589]

@@aeggeska1 One thing is to complain about something in a conversation or interview, quite another is trying to create a movement out of a complaint. And, btw, go fuck yourself

[@oyleday0195]

"Stop complaining about the unattainable beauty standard and go to the gym." "If you have an eating disorder I get that but drink some fuckin smoothies." These guys are missing the point totally, especially Bill. The "beauty standard" isn't referring to the famous actors with abs, its referring to the intense amount of pre, during and post production that curates an image that bears no flaws whatsoever - done on actors/models that already have their lives dedicated to their image (believe it or not, not everyone can prioritise their beauty amongst their careers), even just the sheer amount of work put into these images is unattainable to the average person. The sheer volume of these seemingly real but unreal ideals across many media forms accumulate for years in the minds of children, teenagers and adults, People aren't being self-important when they demand change in the media - because the media is a public platform that impacts everyone. It's the same reason why some countries have regulations around how smoking/drinking can be portrayed in film. Go ask any teenage girl - even the ones without ED's will probably tell you how at some point they've employed unhealthy tactics to change themselves. But these guys seem to be more concerned about "the hundred million dollars as stake if this actor doesn't lose 20 pounds"... yeah right. Not one good point was made in this video, plenty of good jokes tho lol

[@MHWGamer]

but people have also to learn to not be fucking retarded. Otherwise we as 'consumers' would believe anything that would be said in ads (the percentage is too high even right now), removing the plain obvious sign on which is written "ads are fake and BS" would probably higher that percentage. if I watch a movie about superheros, obviously they have to look like super humans and not some realistic gym guy. And that is only possible by faking stuff - surprising I know but the actors aren't even real superheros. I stand for banning ads that promote anorexia in fashion or when the product is in direct context to the look (protein shake but using a modell on steriods etc). But for the big stuff like normal ads for big brands (fashion, odors etc) and hollywood it is ridiculous to ban something like that and that is what they talked about in the video. the general problem is more social media and parents disconnected from their kids with no parenting lessons or control (imagine what the babies now have to deal with with parents that have never learned it themself)

[@eugeniageneva]

Imagine Joaquin Phoenix bitched about loosing weight for JOKER?

[@ryandavey5460]

Eugenia Geneva he said he went mad losing that weight but still good point he’s dedicated

[@eugeniageneva]

@@ryandavey5460 yeah... I saw that. Of course it sucks... but it's the part. Nobody, should be mean to anyone else... but if the job calls for it. That is different. I think...

[@eugeniageneva]

@@ryandavey5460 to be exact... he said it "messed with him psychologically" we don't know what aspect of the transformation that effected him.

[@starfox3339]

RIIIGHT??? I finally found the comment I’ve been looking for lol

[@kicknadeadcat]

Yeah but he had to lose 52 pounds. That’s a small child....

[@likkitongue]

Chloe Moretz did an interview with “The Inclusive “ complaining how she was sexualized at 16 because she was asked to wear a push up bra with chicken cutlets for a role in a movie. The role that she auditioned for, and accepted, was as a sex worker in the movie “The Equalizer” Who would have ever imagined that you may be asked to accentuate your mammary glands when portraying a lady of the night in a movie......HOW DARE YOU!

[@defencebangladesh4068]

yep....

[@defencebangladesh4068]

I was like girl your character is a prostitute they suppose to do that shit

[@AABB-zb6dv]

Poor little, they asked her to do what she does anyway in real life all the time, how dare they

[@imporylem]

@@AABB-zb6dv that's very immature to criticise it like that.

[@curiouscatgeorge2736]

"Lady of the night " hahaha fucking great expression

[@gnomechomsky2524]

We need more Swedish impersonations from Bill Burr

[@Tallestdwarf]

@@AndrewHillan 9 years ago and he says nearly the same things

[@Derpster2493]

Jim Gaffigan has the best swedish impers.

[@bagdadaladin8672]

10 hours

[@TheSaemkael]

I laughed my ass off, and i’m swedish so just to hear bill’s impersonation of us is fucking gold.

[@kobalt77]

I love how much Bill cracks Joe up, so funny .

[@watchinvidzwatchinvidz7691]

Bill Burr your beauty is unattainable. It is inside....with your honest comedy. Such a character. Love it. Keep being hilarious.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

His beauty is pretty attainable. If I shaved my head I'd look like Bill. Inner beauty is bullshit.

[@NN-sp9tu]

Max Hyde I don’t think you got the point of his comment

[@maxhydekyle2425]

@@NN-sp9tu I get what people mean by inner beauty, it's just bullshit.

[@royglenn2487]

I’d do him

[@toeachitsown2050]

Its not "honest", its his shallow opinion. Hes more of a whiner than the people he bashes for whining

[@eightninety.]

I love how joe looks to jaime for validation whenever he says a joke, shows good respect between the two

[@jamesondale359]

You can work to get a nice body, but the face is a roll of the dice - either you have a nice face or you don’t. I’m more intimidated with pretty faces than I am nice bodies.

[@Jaime_Protein_Cannister]

Really and here I thought in some asian countries it's a common gift for women to have a surgery after they graduate from university

[@flo1fication]

I don't know, pretty faces don't mean much to me. They were not earned. A built body is earned.

[@ezekeiltheprophe7688]

Most females that know/think they're the most attractive, are usually total bitches. Not worth at all what they wish they were.

[@ezekeiltheprophe7688]

Only females with no personality at all are completely worried about their looks. You women should work on your attitude/egos, because if you though for a second you were interesting, you wouldn't need all the extra shit in order to be talked to.

[@flo1fication]

@@ezekeiltheprophe7688 its funny, women seem to complain about having to look good, wearing make up, being lean, wearing expensive clothes etc, and act like its because of men. I feel they place that burden on themselves. I often think guys would much prefer to see a woman as she is, in clothes she finds comfortable, rather than caked in powder and wearing uncomfortable shoes and clothes. Some meaningful conversation on something other than T.V. shows would be nice, too.

[@aliciadinar1600]

When one says "unattainable" they mean when photographs or videos were intensively edited and then released as natural. If you actually KNOW the beauty industry, you will see this happens even to women who are already practically perfect. That gives a mass false impression... some women are insanely gorgeous naturally - absolutely, but let's be honest A LOT of what runs through social media as models, and even in magazine, has been edited to a disturbing degree. Waist lines are trimmed off, skin flaws removed, lighting tampered, even the smallest hair out of place, hidden away with advanced photoshopping tools. Young girls are watching and their own self esteem is being destroyed. Let us not forget about those fragile and impressionable minds. Sure sexy people are paid to be sexy, no one is trying to stop that, but let's stop releasing these ridiculous "unrealistic" bodies that have been edited so professionally that a regular person wouldn't know the difference, and feels ugly for having things that are normal! Super models have stretch marks, movie stars have skin problems too, your favorite travel vlogger has a waistline, and that gym enthusiast you love so much, has her tits done. Cellulite isn't just on "ugly" people. Let's not erase the real problem, which is over using editing tools. If they are beautiful - share them as is.... that's all we are saying. It's just overkill now.

[@goldenbearfitness9297]

I know i can't tell someone how to feel. But I never in life watching WWE in the 90s saw the rock and was like man one day i wanna look like him r anybody for that matter. When will woman/girls take accountability for there idolizing Behavior. But hey I'm not a woman I don't know what goes thru the mind of a teenage girl. But now we have to change the world for teenage girls that's powerful 😂

[@allyjaaayy]

@@goldenbearfitness9297 I wouldn't say changing the world for teenage girls but just being more aware of how much they change a celebrity. We have teenage girls idolizing Kylie Jenner thinking she actually looks like her pics when it's clearly photo shopped all over so I think it's just more of providing a disclaimer like "hey, I changed this and this about my appearance"

[@bonechip01]

Cellulite is hot.

[@hamafr555]

Little girls with insecurities should know models on the internet have their pics edited, if they don't! That's they're fault.

[@PUNKF001]

@@goldenbearfitness9297 women dont want to be held accountable for anything it seems. They want culture/environment to change, not to change themselves. Its no wonder so many of them use the “dont judge” phrase which is basically a “don’t criticise my awful decision making” again not wanting accountability. This is not all women of course just the ones that do the most winging.

[@zoom-zip3473]

He just predicted brie larson lmao

[@stevensasy12345]

zoom -zip Underrated comment

[@gtrboy1594]

Literally what I thought of

[@simonegreco1958]

What are you referring to?

[@zoom-zip3473]

simonegreco 4:53

[@simonegreco1958]

zoom -zip did she say something about American politics? I remember a video with some Avengers “asking” not to vote for Trump but that was before she was in the spotlight

[@SSFYHHH]

Joe "that's a beautiful man" Rogan

[@JohnStockton7459]

Joe i have a small dick rogan

[@ozziejim8472]

Yeah man , how many times has he farkin said that.......

[@smatchimo55]

fuckin preteens upvoting this comment lmao

[@10madcap]

@@smatchimo55 i think you wil find that labelling people aged 0-12 preteen is racist or something. in any case, it is illegal, and because of your comment, hundreds of children around the world right now are crying, and cutting their arms open with knives, as they shove objects up their arse and yell, youre all wrong, im so angry! yeah, the opinion of pre teens matter. you know why? because five years from now, 10 billion humans will be born to pre teens, what do you have to say about that?

[@mikesemon7392]

sir psycho First time I really noticed was George St. Pierre vs. Matt Hughes. We were all on acid and drinking and smoking and rented the fights and Joe Rogan was like, "what a beautiful man. Look at those glutes. Perfect specimen". Some shit like that and we couldn't stop laughing the whole night. My buddies sober girlfriend was like, "he is cute". It just made it worse.

[@user-hh9dd8bb8i]

Girl seeing incredibly beutiful Girl: Thats an Impossible Beauty Standard Boys seeing gigachad: *goes to gym*

[@MarillSweatshirt]

Bill "Doesn't water get in the gloves" Burr.

[@fxylovitz]

Lmfao

[@MarillSweatshirt]

@@Whadduphomie you mad bro?

[@awsomeman93]

@@MarillSweatshirt He's fucking FUMING bro

[@blew1t]

@@Whadduphomie u ok?

[@Crurned]

I lost 35 pounds in 2 months or hypertension and stress would have killed me, I have 30 more to go. This modern BS about body positivity is focused on all the wrong things, it should be against cosmetic surgeries, and what I call the muckbang Darwin Awards, and the fast food and processed food industry.

[@FirstLast-ge4jf]

Crurned same here, I was fat because I refuse to change my eating habits. Until, I was facing high blood pressure and heart disease.

[@Finwaell]

Good for you! :) Where are all those retards yelling about genetics now? :D

[@unoriginal5909]

Keep it up

[@Hana9916]

That seems like a large amount to lose in such a short time. It's usually much more sustainable if you lose weight slowly.

[@Zionswasd]

good work mang

[@hasselett]

If you're a Swedish person and you DON'T go to the gym, you won't be anywhere near the top 10 percentile of attractive people, no matter how handsome your face is. This applies especially in the big cities (Stockholm, Gothenburg). I'm an American who moved to Stockholm from Rhode Island in 2016, and I honestly still can't grapple with how beautiful Swedes are. They're almost disturbingly good-looking, like, one third of people could probably be models. Everyone seems to be in great shape, too. I feel like a fucking swamp monster. 😂

[@antiracistbaby1085]

Lol i think it is more fue to the fact that tall blonde blue eyed is what appeals to our evolutionary instincts as an objectively beautiful trait...But you can't say it cuz it is WayyyCISt

[@millier.206]

lol I always joke that my dads family came directly from the Neanderthal. We need love, too😂

[@oldcrook510]

@@antiracistbaby1085 Wrong. Anyone can have blonde hair & blues eyes and be ugly. Their features are stunning.

[@antiracistbaby1085]

@@oldcrook510 Ah i know it does not gurantee beauty but it certainly places you a few knotches above average

[@jonadenaeem4273]

I've been there and do not agree. Well compared to Americans, many european cultures are more beautiful, so if that's your point, sure.

[@MattC78]

because a couple of middle aged, bald guys are experts on beauty standards.

[@colinryan4737]

Bill Burr can turn anything into a joke. A true legend

[@Geminisparkles]

A true POS

[@donaldAndresen]

boss

[@gregeberhardt1711]

@@donaldAndresen Goat

[@rickharrison4081]

​@@suleimanbinmalik??

[@TalBlack]

Dude did you take a frikin picture? cause I need to see it!!!

[@Annibals]

These two have such good chemistry, I wanna see more of their conversations

[@GGG_15]

Podcast #909 (;

[@Justin-ve9oq]

I love how bill makes Joe laugh so hard, true legend.

[@forspartaaa2348]

Bro who is that girl in the thumbnail

[@tw1919]

If beauty is unobtainable, how do beautiful people obtain beauty?

[@SBScott]

Photoshop

[@kuzushimatt6801]

bill burrs so funny you forget joes a comedian

[@LGRW313]

matty k Schaub can be in a room by himself and you forget he’s a comedian

[@smorrow]

Like when Bob Murphy talks to Dave Smith

[@bubbagump1306]

Lol, I didn’t know he was a comedian.

[@sirjoejoe8813]

I wouldn't call Joe a comedian.

[@petarm27]

Hahahahhaha true

[@mezalos]

Finally the most brilliant bald heads, in the world, in the same room; is so beautiful.

[@bubblegumtyrantduh8149]

*for the 3rd time

[@MrMAgoo-cb4wz]

Jose Manzol They May be brilliant in some ways but the two of Them aren’t very knowledgeable about this specific topic. Someone else commented you need to have experience with tech specifically video/photo editing and post-production to properly speak on this topic of beauty standards.

[@mezalos]

@@bubblegumtyrantduh8149 really?, thanks for the tip.

[@michael1326]

Those are unattainably brilliant bald heads

[@ryanturner8577]

I love it.

[@americanhealthcaresurvivor]

1:19 I have a theory that redheads are born funny as a defense mechanism, like Bill, Conan, Louis CK, etc. lol

[@sondersonics7534]

@Sean Connery Pimp Shlap They have to be to get women

[@thehardtruth3886]

1 out of 3 of these redheads have the mechanism of pulling their dicks out when they see hot women

[@pyrykalanen8305]

Or talented like ed sheeran

[@sondersonics7534]

@Pyry Kalanen Billie Eilish is naturally redhead as well

[@Lara-zr3ox]

@@sondersonics7534 no she's not

[@INSYNCWITHTORNADO]

Bill is just naturally funny

[@nR00R]

The vibe got weird when Joe brought up the Vikings lmao

[@kicknadeadcat]

It’s true in a sense. And not just Vikings. Truly ethnic looking people are horrific. A mixture of cultures does truly change a persons appearance for the better at least in my opinion. Maybe we should follow the example in Bullworth, everyone should fuck everyone until we all look the same.

[@diegosanchezescobar2159]

@@kicknadeadcat whats that?

[@eddiekruggerr4972]

@Lucimyr mixed raced women are the best looking women

[@davidortiz3094]

@@eddiekruggerr4972 Agree. More exotic & better genes.

[@michaelasuquo2495]

@Lucimyr Mixing is god for genes.

[@basselwehbe8412]

0:05 joe rogan feels challenged because someone on his podcast had the balls to say a buddy of mine

[@kieranmatthews2966]

Bill: Jamie pull up bald red headed male, pull that up Joe:

[@AlabamaCare]

Hey Bassel Wehbe we are doing research on KZbin timestamps and wondering why you timestamp and how often

[@the-engneer]

@@AlabamaCare what kind of research?

[@AlabamaCare]

@@the-engneer We're thinking about timestamping our broadcasts to help our community find more relevant clips but not sure if they would do it for themselves. we're reaching out to people who timestamp already and wondering why

[@AlabamaCare]

In home

[@UnspecifiedHandle]

Them: Barbie is an unrealistic standard! Me: This is He-Man, the action figure I had as a child...

[@the-engneer]

I'm stealing this comment!

[@mattnoble3444]

That haircut is unattainable tho

[@ahhmm2967]

Its a known fact that girls worth is measured in their beauty (including size and shape) and a man's is not. The impact is greater to women. Men can look anyway they please and be wildly successful and get gorgeous girls all day long.. happens all the time.

[@zelda12396]

@@mattnoble3444 well actually in my school there was a kid that we called he man because he had the exact same haircut

[@mattnoble3444]

tannerlilac games Sounds like a Master of your school

[@karlysorenson]

OMG "HEY Billy booze-bags!" I I'm F'ing dying😵🤣🤣🤣

[@klevelty611]

Bill “bald redhead” Burr

[@budgethitman2212]

If you dont think that its more difficult to put on 20 pounds of muscle and have visible abs than it is to drop 15 pounds then youve never exercised in your life. In fact, gaining 20lbs of muscle and visible abs typically requires you to lose fat at the same time.

[@blueband8114]

And roids.

[@JosephQPublic]

Mercb3ast - To vain muscle and stay ripped? Not necessarily. Intermittent fasting and a proper diet can help maintain a lower body fat percentage along with adding muscle. Granted, if you want ridiculous gains, yes, anabolic steroids are the answer.

[@warrenmason1582]

You don't need fucking roids to stay in great lean shape. It is all about proper diet and exercise. Every person is different and it just comes down to what works best for the individual. People saying that gaining muscle while losing fat is impossible obviously have never done it before.

[@Matt_Diesel]

That stuff you’re on man, I’d like some.

[@sketch334]

It is obtainable,you have to work your ass off and be healthy.If you are morbidly obese then you will have problems.

[@TobaAdesanya]

Complaining about unrealistic beauty standards is like saying pro athletes are too good and make me feel uncomfortable in my sporting ability

[@ten_tego_teges]

Except when pro athletes do doping they are banned. When models get photoshoped it just gets printed. Besides, sports celebrates "the best", when I watch a downhill skiing competition the commentator doesn't remind me that I too should strive to ride at 100mph. OTOH, a glossy magazine will absolutely try to convince me that this photoshoped, anorexic model is how I'm supposed to look as well.

[@TobaAdesanya]

@@ten_tego_teges and beauty celebrates the most beautiful. What’s ur point

[@ten_tego_teges]

@@TobaAdesanya No it doesn't it's trying to sell you sth by convincing you that "you too could be beautiful with XYZ". That inherently implies you're missing sth.

[@TobaAdesanya]

@@ten_tego_teges just because you’re not as good as someone doesn’t mean ur missing something

[@ten_tego_teges]

​@@TobaAdesanya I get that, but its been proven time and time again that many (particularly teenage girls) develop severe self-esteem problems from being bombarded by these messages in the media and advertising. Prevalence of eating disorders has been on the rise for the past 30 years in most countries.

[@makenasilveira3343]

Fatphobia is health awareness

[@crusaderofunderdogs8005]

Basically Christian Bale is what these actors need to be.

[@themaharishi8160]

He could straight up beat Oprah in a yo-yo diet contest XD

[@92brunod]

I think Christian Bala takes it to an unhealthy level. It's cool that he wants to do it but we shouldn't say that's what other people need to be. All they have to do is not complain if they don't get cast.

[@pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225]

@@92brunod It's risk, wouldn't call it unhealthy for him.

[@Raiden6277]

I wouldn’t be shocked if he plays the Sandworm in Dune.

[@92brunod]

@@pizzaparkerhotdogmaguire3225 it's a risk on his health, aka unhealthy...

[@RogueSeraph]

9:26 😂 Bill's impressions are always on point

[@justin9865]

I hate how they call them “unattainable” like people who are hot aren’t real Edit: thanks for the likes and also I completely forgot about photoshop and stuff

[@x340x]

lol exactly, they are obviously attainable, because the person on the photo actually exists

[@DEvilgodspidER]

@@x340x I guess you guys never heard of photoshop and heavy makeup being used on most photos but ok people

[@Jack-hw4gm]

DEvilgodspidER so your telling me you have never seen a really attractive person in real life? Cause clearly everything is photoshopped if your good looking.

[@MrSabestain]

x340x it’s unnatainable for people who just don’t have the genes

[@DEvilgodspidER]

@@Jack-hw4gm Glad you assumed I'm a moron instead of perhaps realizing that I was pointing out the major thought process young impressionable people have when seeing people on Instagram/magazines and thinking that's not edited in anyway, thus, making such fake beauty unattainable. Move along. Edit: also even knowing it's edited the thought still remains of someone beautiful.

[@chazsimunyola8005]

Them just shitting on aqua man is killing me

[@TopFloorEricc]

I think Joe makes a good point. Actors benefit from an industry which values their looks. When they knowingly allow themselves to profit from that industry they should lose any privilege to complain about being expected to look a certain way. If they wish to play roles which value their acting skills without them having to maintain a certain appearance they can just go look for other roles.

[@LeeMuayThai]

If you want to keep promoting this as "standard" for the country because our country USA relies on media to get their ideas and values these days, which is sad, and the media benefits from that obviously. So no, maybe making people anorexic just to make money isn't ethical and right.

[@tsq_osirityy]

Listening to Bill trying to imitate Nordic accents as a Norwegian myself, is fucking priceless 😂😂😂

[@yes-fq6jd]

Sounds more german to me

[@ferdi9544]

@@yes-fq6jd OK

[@feonor26]

@@yes-fq6jd Yes but I'm not surprised. We were a group of guys from Norway travelling in the States many years ago and many ppl thought we were german when they heard us talking among ourselves. Most people have never heard much spoken norwegian and german is probably the closest language they know of.

[@yes-fq6jd]

@@feonor26 Yes. Perhaps some words are similar as well.

[@feonor26]

@@yes-fq6jd Absolutely. I speak both languages. Many similar words in english too

[@SuperFlatfac]

"everyone is 6'4 in Sweden" - Bill Burr 2018

[@Paetaor]

still short to me

[@NosyFella]

The average height there is about 6ft so he's not that far off tbf

[@NotFluplaxio]

"In Stockholm"

[@salmonero6472]

Damn I'm barely 6'1 😒 Embarrassment for my country..

[@Swaygooy]

Those Mexican genes fucked me at 5’10

[@TheAbyss--]

I don't understand how ppl say its "unattainable" when they are complaining about ppl who have obtained it, its ridiculously.

[@crimson6952]

not being a fat fuk is hard for women apparently

[@DainnGreywall]

I am pretty sure that "Unattainable bodies" refers to models that have been photoshopped to a point where they hardly even resemble humans... ya know, 0 pores, no blemishes, bigger eyes and literally unobtainable bone structures. I think the culprit is Photoshop, not the models

[@thekid8224]

No most of these models arent photoshop celebrities maybe but models are not. I know because I work closely with models. The whole point of models being models is that they dont look like your everyday person. Most of these models have some of the most beautiful skin which means less make up and also less retouching. And same with their figures they need to fit in the clothes so,again that's what,they actually look like. Funny enough some models actually look way better in person than in images