Joe Rogan | Post Break Up Animosity w/Anthony Jeselnik

[@karawethan]

"Strive to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid." This is either one of the dumbest or the wisest things I've ever heard.

[@turbo682]

Always be yourself is probably sounder advice.

[@turbo682]

Aslong as yourself isnt someone who hurts or takes from other people.

[@causinstatic]

@@turbo682 always improve on yourself* therefore loving yourself first. Rest follows

[@Anxta117]

how is it dumb? when youre trying to get laid you act all cool and shit doing whatever it takes and if it works, shouldnt you want to be like that naturally?

[@ted__ryan]

He was being sarcastic

[@mikes.1946]

Relationships that don’t work out are meant to prepare you for the one that will work.

[@Travelling..Bottle..Digger]

That's a load of crap, man... that sounds like something a woman would post on her FB wall

[@kelvinrobertson8115]

As a 66 year old disabled guy , I still believe in love , but I ain't holding my breath , lol , I used to hear "when you least expect it you'll find someone" why , so I can split my stuff up again ? At my age women are crazy or widowed and still in love with a dead guy . Give me a good dog , some fine whisky and a crystal whisky glass .

[@Beey56]

Or maybe they prepare you for the fact that you have little to no value

[@offensivediscourse8514]

@@Beey56 thanks for remembering me

[@albertodeulofeu5277]

False

[@FireEagle89]

Was seeing a girl for four months. Ended it yesterday after realizing shr wasn't good for me. One piece of advice I will give you guys is to never ignore the red flags. They may start of small but will lead to major ones.

[@someman6395]

Wish i followed that advice from early on. Toxic aint g

[@user-tm4sg9pn9f]

currently in this exact situation, 4 months as well

[@tornoutlaw]

Smart, problem is, there are red flags everywhere...

[@awbawb5222]

20 days in I feel better, but I still have heartache coming in

[@nardo0o0o]

Exact same thing but I miss her like crazy but I refuse to go back cos she hurt me too many times

[@chasecarter8576]

Well my wife of thirteen years left me for another dude. Come to find out she'd been cheating throughout the relationship. So I consider that a complete waste of time.

[@kutlumzrak2689]

That's valuable life experience. Pricey, but valuable.

[@americab1462]

Stay strong

[@pauls9110]

U deserve better , f *$&$¿ her ¡!

[@Roadglide86]

Fuck man hope your doing better, just got dumped shit is terrible feeling

[@okmnhy9610]

Fuuuuck her how evil

[@cagedwolff]

Anyone else here after a breakup lol

[@ismeraisebastian6378]

Yeah 😖 teehee

[@cagedwolff]

@@ismeraisebastian6378 it will get better man dont worry, keep your head up and cherish the memories

[@justinrichards5746]

Everyone probably here after a breakup

[@Kazekoge101]

No, is she seeing someone new already?

[@Someguywithalotoftism]

CagedWolf I just went through a break up and she said all these things and told people I was abusive and stuff, and like distorted the truth but I loved her, and when we were in love, she would say things like she knew I never wanted her just for sex and then as soon as we broke up she flipped everything, she never really loved me.

[@dorecannon2851]

My ex-girlfriend fell into a volcano in Hawaii and it stopped erupting. Thats how cold she was.

[@JHallDaBoss]

I live in Hawaii and I can confirm this.

[@bjflinn1]

I laughed so hard I scared my dog

[@screwedupdeejay]

😆😆😆😆👌

[@TheTitansFather]

Hallelujah!

[@gldistrict]

LMAOO

[@zoewood555]

It’s not bad advice to look at a relationship as a life experience and then moving onto the next relationship. Don’t wish your exes ill will, just live, learn, and move on.

[@tsquirrel8675]

I needed to hear this, thank you. The girl I've been trying to date recently told me she doesn't like me anymore and it hurt hearing that

[@bryantrudy568]

And when your ex says they're gonna burn your house down and run you over with their car, you wish them well, bury some landmines and tell your friends and family to call before they come over.

[@zoewood555]

@@bryantrudy568 uhhh… please call the cops if your ex is a psychopath.

[@KikoSanchez-he3jp]

@@bryantrudy568 We all have one of those. Idc what people say. Reality is some people are malicious. Avoid and if you see it run.

[@NightElveee]

I wished my Ex the best told her i need to let her go to find someone that will understand her, meanwhile she ended up burning stuff i gave her and sent me a video with a barrage of insults and stuff i confided to her as my weaknesses that i was working on😅

[@Ghoststang1776]

I was with a negative woman like 10 yrs and I didn't realize how much the constance negativity messed with me. She wasn't negative about us and are relationship she just had a very negative outlook she always saw everything half empty and how I am it really effected my mental state and made me more of a cold human towards others

[@Ghoststang1776]

@Esther that relationship is dead and gone, there's no going back

[@Tbss77]

How’s your life now?

[@Ghoststang1776]

@Tbss lot happier actually working towards dreams. It did have some long lasting effects though. I can tell a difference in my heart towards others. When I was in my early 20s I was way more of a empath. Now it's very hard to feel even being separated from her for almost 4 years.

[@MKULTRA_Victim_]

Sounds like me, but I’m trying to change. I’ve realized how much it affects others around me.

[@MikeGeeezyy]

I know the feel man, 4yrs here as well. Just broke things off last month. I hope I can get my positive energy & love for people back in it’s fullest! I used to be so full of energy. What’s crazy, is I’m already beginning to see some of it coming back to me now though! So hyped for that. Idk why it took me so long to let go.. the ironic part is I almost ended things 3 months in for that same reason… and ignored the red flags… FUCK. Lol, now I wonder how differently these last couple years would have played out, had I stuck with parting ways in the first place. Can’t go back though! But I will definitely say… I think things would have played out differently i.e. not falling into such a deep depression for so long. It’s interesting… when you go against your gut instinct, you almost begin to self sabotage until you finally do what is necessary, because deep down you know the truth & what your soul needs. The longer you ignore that gut instinct, however, the more that habit begins bleeding into other areas of your life. NO bueno. Listen to your gut, always, and do what is necessary, or it will compound into an even more difficult road ahead I’d say is the moral!

[@hansj2468]

I did not have naked body relations with that woman

[@roxyfoxyyy7]

ha nsj 🤣🤣 so funny. I read this in Bill Clintons voice

[@Ou8y2k2]

I paid off that wamen that I had naked body relations with.

[@trappedintime8273]

lol

[@jorgearzeta]

Lmfao

[@rebelduck9077]

When Monica realized she had been publicly regretted and denied...😭

[@TheBigGirty]

3 years and she was over it in 2 months, and proceeded to shove in my face that she had a new boyfriend while I was struggling to even stop thinking about her. Life is tough.

[@eoinbarry8124]

I get you bro. It’s the hardest thing. You feel broken but the only way to pick up the pieces is seeing life in other. And it will come. There’s too many pretty girls out there.

[@Brandon-op9uf]

In this similar Situation right now, keep your head as cheesy as that sound, you’ll find something better for you in the long run!

[@TonyThaTigah]

Dated her for 3.5 years. 2 fucking days later she was sleeping at another guys house. Life is fucking brutal

[@salma4zi593]

@@TonyThaTigah God damn I hope you're okay

[@TezzarecordsIRL]

I feel ya brother

[@chefboyarleezy4162]

The girl joe dated that was always laughing was Joey Diaz

[@basti_marr]

HAHAHAHA

[@johnbee4557]

😂

[@beccaleigh7744]

LMAO! Absolutely.

[@juliogil3539]

Caught me off guard,very funny

[@-burak.k-2029]

two and a half years of a good relationship but it was the right person at the wrong time. I wish her well, I truly do.

[@jbgdrew9955]

Same man same

[@rrrrrrraaaa9]

A relationship ends but teaches you lessons lots of lessons on especially what not to do. That will help you in the next relationship.

[@janovin]

"Strive to be the person you pretend to be when you're trying to get laid" - Joe Rogan

[@britt1953]

this is actually great advice, damn

[@Gulag00]

Can someone explain that quote to me?

[@Evil_pinata]

@@Gulag00I thought I was the only one lol

[@qpoo0qp]

Last place to look for relationships advice is right here

[@caleblisotta9230]

qpoo0qp 😂 I’d take relationship advice from someone who’s married

[@auntiethu4328]

qpoo0qp I thought they were brilliantly insightful.

[@MRJTD99]

@@caleblisotta9230 Then you're an idiot.

[@Sneak248]

Caleb Lisotta Beta

[@yumpie100]

Best place is Patrice ! join the cult of black Philip !!

[@stx-zc4hl]

This video helped me so much. I really like having a new perspective on relationships and how it it isn’t really a big deal because you get along differently with everyone. Just because you and one girl got along and it felt like a piece of you was right in front of you, doesn’t mean you can’t find that in someone else.

[@stylesmarshall6990]

Getting over a 6 month relationship is hard enough; ending a relationship that goes on for years is my worst fear

[@gabrielbarrientes1200]

Just got dumped, 4 years of my life... gone

[@kylel7158]

It's tough

[@RichPrick]

Gabriel Barrientes it was your fault get over it

[@electricman277]

5 years and she broke up with me. Ain’t as easy as these guys are making it out to be

[@VintageFlowers]

It's only as hard as you allow it to be. My first couple breakups where really tough, even to the point that I had suicidal thoughts. But after the third or fourth time I started to really look into it and realized that it's just like a drug withdrawal. Your brain is craving the Dopamine and Oxytocin your partner used to give you. It doesn't even have anything to do with the particular person. There's millions of people out there who could be a great partner to you. So I decided to not let anything like that drag me down, that change is inevitable in life and you can either beat yourself up about it or use it as an opportunity to get better. Since then I've been using every breakup as a chance to learn and improve myself. Because at the end of the day, you're pretty much all you have. So better start learning to love yourself and to enjoy your life without anything external, like relationships or drugs. It's the only way.

[@MegaJcoulter]

“Falling in love”, is really you falling in love with yourself, through their presence.

[@michaelangelo305s]

Blew my mind w that one buddy

[@chrisvouga8832]

I don’t get it

[@kevineldracher9422]

Hmm I kinda like that

[@BarraKade87]

I needed this today ! Heart break only makes you stronger in the long term

[@rxminnn3967]

Same brother, hold your head high

[@chalana591]

Same brother I’m 4 days in

[@RealEnvious]

@@chalana591 @rxminn3967 @barraKade87 how y’all doing ?? Just happened to me

[@SirWalterSansRien]

Joe always has to take the perspective of a space alien when exploring any idea

[@alamedadanceparty]

It's that DMT perspective. 🤣

[@glitchinthematrix555]

We are space aliens

[@chemavelazquezrojas7951]

I thought we were aliens 👽

[@darkson1969]

You have provoked the loons. Lol

[@Allagi22]

When someone says "I wasted all this time with you" it just goes to show they never valued your time, or life, at all. It was all about them getting theirs. You weren't so much a potential partner as a potential missing puzzle piece to fill their void of what they think they need to appear normal/successful/happy/accomplished/etc.

[@risefromyourpain]

Best comment on here

[@voodoodolll]

Or you find out the whole thing was disingenuous and a lie. People can absolutely, %100, be a waste of time. Most people are

[@drumsport]

True story. When I was in the military some guy got a "Dear John" letter. He was crushed but cool enough to diss her. He collected about 10 pictures of girlfriends from guys in the barracks. He wrote her back and included the 10 pictures stating "Please pick out your picture and send the rest back. I can't quite recall which one you were." Sweet!

[@thomaswaller1594]

Badass

[@eddiekeeble]

Ive heard this same story in 4 different contexts over the years 😂😂

[@drumsport]

@@eddiekeeble I saw him do it back in '68. Big kid from NYC. Maybe he had read about it, but I had never heard of anybody else doing it to this day. Half of our neighborhood enlisted, so you'd think I would have heard it somewhere along the way.

[@petermachiela5441]

I hade a similar experience, was dating a girl. Her ex text me on Facebook. Threatening me. So i send him like 3 pictures of different chicks. Told him the same. Wich girl was ur ex that i fucked? Never heard from him again

[@garrettboland9730]

That’s why he’s the goat THE GOAT!

[@nmarrs8539]

“She’ll never forget the naked times together.” She’ll forget.

[@olsonbryce777]

Ouch

[@mookamoka3]

@Veris You pulled that one out of your ass, sir. How could you possibly know what MOST women care about? Especially being a male (I think?).

[@JohnnyDollar720]

Lol so true

[@Tecolote41]

mookamoka3 Kind of obvious from the pfp and name

[@Gabster1990]

I never forget but then again, I haven't been with many guys.

[@BigRockdaBoss]

“Strive to be the guy you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid” is the best motivational quote I’ve heard and is my new motto

[@sparks6477]

I loved her more then myself and im learning how to love myself again. We both don't regret what we did, but after seeing how I handled the break up and killing my mind over it has sucked. I hope to forgive myself but I've devalued myself so much. Ik ill be okay but fuck man

[@prepaidtrash5552]

Well that’s a recipe for failure

[@KannyNguyen]

I'm going through a divorce. We've been in relationship for 7 years but only lived with each other permanently for 1 year, and despite what everyone around us did not really support our relationship pre marriage, we tried everything and fought through all kind of challenges to be together. It was a long distance relationship, we lived in different countries, so we didn't get to be with each other much before marriage. It just hurts me that we fought so hard to be together, got so happy when we started living together, now it's just a misery as long as it lasts. I've been trying to talk to everyone, staying away from work for a bit to recollect myself, and looking up videos about getting over it. But this video here really helps a lot. I'm having a more positive thought about this outcome.

[@philippfollmer]

A book that helped me a lot, going through my last break-up was "Choose Her Every Day (or Leave Her)" by "Bryan whatever his full name was... I forgot it". Maybe it also helps you. You'll get back on track, brother :)

[@eventhorizon7374]

@@philippfollmer In basic words, is it just all about your mindset, the way you look at things? :)

[@philippfollmer]

The way you look at things - and the way you communicate about them with others :)@@eventhorizon7374

[@brownie3580]

Thanks for sharing

[@harrisbernard7144]

How did it get worse when you guys started living together? If you don’t mind me asking

[@masamuny546]

You have to have bad relationships to be able to recognize a good one

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Nor true

[@ItsdaFittySimp]

@@thereisnosanctuary6184 very true

[@poejavelski148]

@@thereisnosanctuary6184 It is true. Sometimes we think we are in a bad relationship but it’s actually good and we take it for granted. But with experience we wouldn’t take it for granted.

[@David-pi8sc]

So fucking true!

[@lildebbie1062]

That's the tough part, is NOT looking at a relationship as an investment. It's natural to use that response "I wasted my time" because it's too painful to look back on the good times without wishing things were how they used to be, but it's not gonna happen so instead we gravitate towards the negativity because we think it'll help us move on and forget that person.

[@ronniechilds2002]

Jeselnik is so right about that 'you have to reintroduce yourself' part. That's one reason why I'm gonna stay married--I don't have it in me to go through all that again.

[@fluentinsilence]

Broke up with my girl back in 2017, took a while to get beyond that. When I felt ready to get back into the field.... my God what a disaster zone; it's like No Man's Land from WWI. Stay married lol

[@JaelaOrdo]

It’s always nice if you can breakup with someone without hating each other after.

[@bikelifejohngotti9045]

Fuck that shit lmao

[@marcobarros4742]

I am trying to do that for a full week :(

[@user-qp5xi9hn9n]

wanna try

[@sway_9803]

It's never really turns out that way.

[@sanjit_misra]

Sure but it never works out

[@travisbakeriii3053]

2 years out, and with someone else, but every little bit helps

[@jonathanlindsey463]

no such thing as a good breakup, because no matter what one of u has gotta be the one to initiate it and rarely is the other person in the same place in that relationship

[@hgzmatt]

Yes, that's what causes all the issues. One person isn't done yet and the other is unwilling to stick around and help them.

[@CreatureOfGoddess]

It is possible to regret that people were hurt because of past actions or decisions and still be grateful that they happened, because of the lessons learned and the growth which was fostered

[@bernlin2000]

"I never have to talk to you again" Lol...Anthony is a total psycho, no joke XD

[@blahblahmeowchow6383]

He's not wrong though... my borderline ex got knocked up (likely on purpose) by the guy she cheated on me with; in retrospect it was the best thing that could have happened (to me anyway, fuck him, I tried to warn him)

[@TS-ee7jx]

joe is freakin weird on this clip.

[@TheMiist]

So slimey

[@cindybeaton2103]

I think they're both having a pretty immature conversation; sounds like high schoolers who think they're being mature about women

[@TheMiist]

@@cindybeaton2103 exactly. They live shallow lives in this aspect and can't see how deeply beautiful and complex real life is for normal people

[@grilledcheese9297]

He’s high

[@alicedoors4826]

Ok thanks for this comment because if nobody else in the comments felt this way as well I would have thought I was the weird one in this situation. Good to know it's Joe not me.

[@Degenevesting]

My girlfriend broke up with me after four years; two months after we moved in together and moved away from our home city for our new job. I’m heartbroken, and have to hand over the power company and rental payment stuff to her before I move out, and my head all scatterbrained. Worst feeling ever.

[@tim5111]

How r U now after one year, I'm also divorced after one year.

[@damondriver6363]

My girlfriend of 5 years, just ended it with me 2 months after we *finally* moved in together as well. This happened today lol 2 years ago your comment was made, id like to fast forward my life now and be 2 years ahead of this tbh

[@johnyoung7523]

"Strive to be the person you are when you're trying to get laid." might be the best advice I've ever heard.

[@skunk12]

"Blackout Drunk?"

[@bigshoots1181]

desperate?

[@johnyoung7523]

@@bigshoots1181 why would you think that?

[@bigshoots1181]

@@johnyoung7523 lol just being sarcastic

[@johnyoung7523]

@@bigshoots1181 lol I had to think about it

[@victoraguiree9146]

All you internet guys are like brothers to me. Thank you all for your sharing your experience and advice. I love y'all 💟!

[@liverpoolynwa2151]

"We touched eachother" - Joe Rogan 2019😂😂

[@hotsot67]

Joe ,We touched each other naked, rogan

[@toddjolly8543]

Joe "A buddy of mine" Rogan

[@nebulousisgod]

Rogan is the funniest moron ever

[@davidspeaker7283]

He’ll obviously be talking about like Bryan Callen too. “My buddy Jocko...”

[@jedrouse2356]

Reminds me of my gym teacher

[@jamesnotreally8412]

5 months after a breakup and it still sucks

[@Evil_pinata]

Some will sting more than others but time heals all. You’ll be alright. *pats on the back.

[@christopherdiscenza4937]

Anthony is unsettlingly solid.

[@michaelwoods9052]

What a creepy way to explain dating joe

[@michaelwoods9052]

@Renn she most certainly is

[@MRJTD99]

Yeah, Joe's fucking weird.

[@stinkypete2492]

That's Joe.

[@krapfantasy]

I thought it was a fun expression of aspects of dating

[@michaelwoods9052]

connections who said creepy cant be fun? Lol

[@mitchcoughlin8335]

It really is so true, I went through an absolutely horrendous divorce and I'm now with an amazing girl

[@alexheiberg9344]

I’d be super interested to hear from one of joes ex’s about what he was like to date lol

[@matttrafton2725]

You wouldn't get the truth. Just her crazy perception for dating him.

[@rickDArula]

" all he cared about was martial arts and dmt " Lmao jk

[@PermanentHigh]

@@rickDArula lmao

[@setaripantheon8801]

@@rickDArula "and he used to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning and tell me to hold the punching bag when he trained spinning back kicks for 1 hour...."

[@cokedpoet8089]

@@setaripantheon8801 haha more than likely spot on haha 100%

[@umutcanakgun4117]

Damn broke up with my gf a month ago but it still hurts. Good to see other people stories

[@ms.laterholmes2890]

I was married for 25 years to a great man.. I have two great kids and he just got remarried again to a really nice woman I’m very happy for him. All about the situation and know that you and that person loved each other once I just wanna make sure they’re happy and I’m not there enjoying life because they should we all should

[@jamesharris184]

When she says I gave you the best years of my life you say, not only do I appreciate that but it goes a long way to explaining why we're not working out anymore. Bada boom bada bang. Anthony huge fan just been listening to your stuff hysterical.

[@jakerealm4079]

I learned in my early 20's. Working with Co-workers who would always say. "My Girl has me by the balls with Child Support". And I would breathe a sigh of relief. That I wasn't in that position. Also my ex gf. I told her up front. I do not want kids. And when we got intimate. I wrapped it up. We break up after a few years. She has a kid with a new guy. And calls me up. Asking me to take her back. Because it's not working out with him. I told her "No, I told you what I wanted, you made your bed, now you lye in it". And she is still with him. And he treats her like crap.

[@kevinduffy2568]

Currently getting over a 9 month relationship with a wonderful woman… I couldn’t handle the anxiety and mental health issues that she had. But I tried I really did, I wish her well though…. I don’t harbor any ill will towards her and I wish her well. Gonna concentrate on lifting and getting back to my hobbies

[@aioban]

Ending a similar relationship, 1 year and 4 months handling depression and anxiety, it ended up affecting me too.

[@avewds7043]

Never had a dad so I listen to joe talk about stuff

[@drumsport]

That's why Gotye wrote "Just Somebody I Used to Know"!

[@jph595]

"Probably shouldn't have done that" Amy, go ahead and say it.

[@velx2495]

Beyond the memes Joe's podcast always helps me.

[@danilisey7874]

Just got dumped with my bf and honestly this made me laugh so much thanks Rogan lol

[@Hooper-fy6si]

It’s not ever wasted, just didn’t last as long as you wanted

[@ss1241]

Boys I need help I loved her. I’m crying. I begged her to stay. I loved her with all my hurt. I can’t live without her

[@jamiehess4211]

Yes you can, because you're doing it now. For what it's worth....it sounds like you need to learn who you are, man. Love yourself. If you can't do that see a professional who can help you (a therapist not a prostitute). I saw one for awhile....made all the difference. Met my wife a couple years later. Been together 10 years.

[@JoJo-os4wg]

Got out of a 4 year relationship about a year ago now and I feel a lot better about it all I've changed a lot of things and I've learned a lot and I'm looking forward for the rest of my life :)

[@cobrastriker288]

How have you been now man?

[@Suzanne-goes-Carnivore]

My ex and I gave it our best to stay friends and now we are looking back and kind of analyzing our mistakes in the relationship and making fun of ourselves. Its a lot better than ghosting someone and never ever talk.

[@dumbot12]

Kinda the ultimate post breakup pep talk

[@johnfriedmann2413]

Just luv listening to an interviewer "talk" to a guest. It's also great to watch a guest listening to an interviewer.

[@KH-df8fc]

Joe " ya we.got naked together and did naked stuff" Anthony " we had a history" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Jealousy is a key virtue in a healthy, devoted relationship. It is the underpinning of any contract of trust.

[@sebastianseibers5280]

Almost married this girl and she broke up with me two days ago, we were together for 2 years and I planned my future with her. I’m scared for my future and the pain is awful but somehow joe Rogan makes it better

[@TheQuikShotzzz]

Sebastian seibers don’t let the lows break you, keep fighting man. Focus on your future and make that shit happen. If she broke up with you let it be a blessing rather than a what if.

[@mememaker9146]

Dont you hate when your ex doesnt let you ghost her.

[@kvnyegvmp]

yes

[@raversfantasy8873]

I have a soul you f'ers

[@Publiclighthouse]

Joe has forgotten that when a woman says she has "invested" years in a relationship, she really is investing as child-bearing years are only so long. Also one's body stores & distributes fat & muscle differently as you get older.

[@callanc3925]

Women need to learn that they actually hold a lot higher value if they dont birth kids and just adopt a baby. The only thing worse than 50 year old pussy is 50 year old pussy thats had two watermelons pushed through it

[@DoPrice]

L.Pasteur you sound like a bitchy sour girl who just got broken up with. When will women learn that life isn’t about looks money and popping out babies? They only concern themselves with monetary value.

[@VintageFlowers]

L.Pasteur You're talking about this like it's a god damn company. Same goes for the people who say things like "I wasted my time, investing in this relationship". They view the relationship as some sort of economic investment and feel betrayed when they can't profit from it anymore. And then they wonder why their partners call them stone-cold.

[@Publiclighthouse]

Yusuke Urameshi - You are your own brand. Each me you meet someone you’re interested in, you are selling yourself.

[@Publiclighthouse]

Bigga Nigga - You sound ugly.

[@leeroberts4850]

i couldnt stand listening to myself do the same set for 2 years. this is how you get good and this is why i quit

[@ronanquinn8503]

5 years gone down the drain but we soldier on 🤜🤜

[@flex_piper]

Could you imagine how titanicly uncomfortable and awkward it would be to hear Joe explaining the bird's and the bee's to someone...

[@A.C.71]

joe's outlook on life is the result of success in a world where debauchery is rewarded.

[@crookedwiretap89]

I wish I cared as little as these two seem

[@robindro1961]

Comes with time I guess. Of course there's such a variety of personalities out there and everybody handles shit differently and has different shit to handle but I think when it comes to relationships oftentimes you just need some perspective

[@robindro1961]

Confusion and pain are normal in the beginning and even Joe and Anthony surely had these feelings

[@T0MMYVP]

This clip really helped me and made me feel better. First time in a while I felt a bit of optimism.

[@JBakk007]

Cheated on my ex gf who I loved. After she dumped me it was the worst feeling of my life. The pain and agony is almost unbearable. As a man, you feel the emotions of regret on a very intense level. Especially if you hurt someone you loved. Don't put yourself in the same position of regret fellas. You will be in a world of hurt.

[@JoeAllenCarnivore]

My girlfriend dumped me after 5 years. I mistreated her. I just put my life and my interests in front of her. I’m actually broken in half right now.

[@hatsaok8153]

How's things now?

[@760finezt]

How are you doing allen rn?

[@LadyMarigoldWithers]

Then you know what not to do next time. Sit in the pain and learn from it and let her move on, nothing worse than a guy who never really tried over years trying to keep an emotional hold over you. I’ve been the idiot in a relationship too and felt awful to cause hurt but apologised once I realised what went wrong and have never repeated that mistake. Guy has a child now with a new partner so hopefully it worked out for him. Best of luck to you.

[@phil4986]

2:33 no damn doubt - God Bless every woman with a sense of humor about life. Both Joe and Anthony bring the truth about living through and getting out and away from bad relationships to getting to a better one here. Much respect to both.

[@ZakAttack03]

I just got caught cheating during a 5 year relationship. I fucked up and I regret it. Time to learn from it. Get started with my life. Hope you guys are fine.

[@outermarker5801]

Always said the key to a good relationship is not the good stuff, but the bad. If your baggage mixes together without exploding and burning _everything_ down, you're more than halfway there.

[@themonopolyguy8126]

Not being responsible for someone’s happiness anymore is the best part of a breakup

[@osmanpena4643]

Preach

[@michaelangelo305s]

It hit me when joe rogan said there’s different way you handle things, it’s facts tho just gotta deal with the cards you were dealt with

[@paperkat6022]

Our relationship was going to end due to her moving. She got a jump start and met a guy before breaking up with me. The trips and stuff we planed, she went with the new guy. Gotta love how proactive some girls are. So 2 years together, and i got replaced by a dude she met on a app. " its so rare to get this kinda connection, i just couldnt ignore it. What a gut punch.

[@ghostinthemachine8243]

In any relationship, never invest more than you can lose, because you probably will.

[@alfsen_3426]

I feel like Im almost done with a relationship. The weirdest thing is that we only know eachother 5 months, but it was such a strong rollercoaster ride, so powerful. But even though our relationship was in many ways something great, our situation, also now with the corona isn't ideal. We didn't see each other for 4-5 weeks, and ultimately I got pointed for a maximum of 3 discussions we had. She dislikes confrontations. And I dislike confrontations also. It seems so small, but somehow has a major impact now. But in some things I stood for having a confrontation because my belief is that when talking through with someone getting to ultimately a point where we both can stand for and grow greatly from it ( it was very well meant) backfired on me. To make matters worse. Is that this discussion was our biggest and dragged on for a longer time where I tried to pursway her, and she wasn't listening to the point and she was discussing something else. It's difficult to explain how it all exactly went, but let's say we both made choices that we could have dealt with better. Especially because we don't know each other in that sense so much that we don't even know anything about each other in this regard of what we expect, values and so on. Because these are the things you normally only find out in "alternating" situations. And this happened in the time of Corona and these talks happened in text form. So really it's even hard to even convey your emotions 100% through texting, and some things really was taking ultimately harder for her than I expected. She wasn't so nice to me, and between us 2, I was sad for 2 days after this discussion has taken place. I couldn't really be 100% myself to her. But she then approached me addressing this and that's where I stopped being like that and went over it. But this is where the problems started because she afterwards lingered more and more in negativity and said that I am negative, and coming with conclusions and absolutes. And this now drags on for weeks and to the point where I am mentioned as me being loving, and that my intentions are good, but but I some way of communicating reminds her of her ex, and that is for her super scary she says. While really, Im sooo a well meaning person. I came out of a 12 year long relationship myself and am always strongly caring, trying to be respectful, and so on. And that what she says, is now based on 1 moment where I make a choice to stand by something I believed in in a discussion (what she names as a confrontation). And everything, our whole relationship is entirely being in the balance because of that. And I am trying my best with well meaning, my love and reason, and good will, but nothing is even nearing her. And the thing I have the biggest difficulty with is that in these last 5 weeks of Corona where this happened, she talked less and less and she says that she has anxiety when she things about me or talks with me. And apparently she once told me she had anxiety with people, but that with me she doesn't have that. But that is aside the point. But she really is now at a point where she doesn't reply to me trying to make her realize that this is all not worth being negative over and to linger so much in and that we need to talk both constructively over this and with good will to grow together and get over it. But she doesn't reply on any of it now. She says she needs her space and time, and see if "this settles". Meaning her fear or something of me (who was entirely unaware) that I somehow remind her of her boyfriend who was was bad to her. It's all getting very complicated, because till 5 weeks ago, our 3,5 months before where ma-gi-cal. And she already said that she doesn't know how to be without me. She wanted to be always next to me, and every possible compliment. And now it's 180 degrees turned with me trying to get in connection with her and sync and let our relationship grow. So again. She said 2 times that she needs time and space and sees if this (her fear, anxiety, or whatever it is) settles. But I don't know. I have immense difficulty with how she for weeks now doesn't really communicate with me, and now almost not at all. Especially knowing that I was literally everything to her just 5 weeks ago. I feel a lot of pain, and the greatest of this pain is that I cannot talk to her and that Im being left in the dark. A rule I have set for myself even in my first 12 year long relationship that whatever I do, I will always need to leave the other in good energy and comfort, so that that person doesn't linger or is unaware and gets in difficulties. And now I am carrying this for 5 weeks and it's getting stronger now that I feel like I have done and said everything I could have said, even having read so many articles, of professionals, of which I stated 2 quotes to her in my last text to her, that it's incredibly important, as difficult as it may be, to communicate with each other, as research shows it has no therapeutic value whatsoever and impacts a relationship negatively down the line if you dont communicate together, among other relevant things that I feel are important in our relationship. This I wrote yesterday. But alas. No answer. The other problem is is that she is online on Facebook, and on my work mail (she is a person I know from work and we both fell in love with each other), and she doesn't reply to me but we both work and we both are online. It is such a weird thing to me, and I have never experienced this in my life like that. My last relationship before really wanted all the best for me, and me for her and we always tried that in whatever situation we were in, to handle it. And but I fell out of love in that one, but for years tried to uphold that one, even though I was out of love, thinking I would be able to do it, but ultimately I couldn't anymore. But despite all that, that ex-person of mine, was incredibly well willed and even though she never wanted to lose me, she wanted the very best for me. And she never was angry, she gave her love. But then this person that Im in this situation with right now, is in such a different way, that everything what I did before, like trying to get to a conclusion in a discussion so that we grow and move on, up to the point of yesterday, that I feel out of option, but to let it fully sail on her way. She only abides by what she feels, and even though I tried to explain things, it didn't matter to her. And just her saying that something changed for her, and that she needs space and time to see how it goes and that she went through a terrible relationship before, and that it gives her double pain of me reminding her of something from her ex, and that that is super scary to her. She also said that she can't write pages about it because it costs her too much energy and then she cant focus on work at all. But she appreciates how much effort and energy I put in our relationship. But first she needs to see if this calms down she says. And that is her last real thing she said. But I don't know. I have an incredibly difficult time in the last 5 weeks, because we went from absolute magic, with her words being endlessly beautiful, to this state, with now her not answering my last try of coming together and solve it together. No. I'm excluded. And this is where I am. I feel very sad, although me writing this down somehow gives comfort. But I now am preparing myself for the relationship to be done almost. Meaning I am here and on other sources of how to get over something. So if anyone has tips, or strength advise. Anything I would find lovely to listen to. Thanks

[@lindseysloan8735]

youre still with her arent you?

[@Ptolemy336VV]

@@lindseysloan8735 can I ask you why you think that?

[@alfsen_3426]

@@lindseysloan8735 At this moment (we both are from work(a work place of few hundred people), and she has already been back at the work place, where I am still working from home. But we have not talked since. It's interesting everything I wrote. So weird at the same time how it went. Because what I wrote sounds like something very beautiful. And I know she felt the same as I did. So whatever happened, Im not the one who ended it so abruptly. Im also not the one who is going to ever run after someone. She may be done forever, or she may really want to come back, but for me that is kind of an issue. If she does come back she will (where I stand right now) have to absolutely win me over. It's not going to be a "yes ok, lets have a new relationship" kind of thing for me. The way how things ended, will never happen ever again. And Im sure that she can go and do whatever she likes, go to infinite parties. But a person like me in a country like mine, with who I am, and everything that I am, give, do, radiate, and so on is something you won't find easily as a total thing in a man.And I don't say this whatsoever as a reassurance to myself. No. Im not blind. This society is easily fooled by so many tempting but ultimately low value things that many people don't see what real value is, and don't carry many real valuable values. You can be the greatest gem, and many people not realizing, because they're very self occupied and also socially anxious, and what not. Many things can be said. But whatever. I have nothing on my radar aside from enjoying my life. I don't actively date whatsoever, and don't search for it. I know it will work with having many dates and so on, but that's just not how I roll really. But funny that you mentioned that I was together with this girl.

[@brunoguerreiro2116]

I just ended today a relationship that is 100% like yours. I am in your shoes, just one step further, as I got out the emotional trap today. My conclusions, along with professional advice, are the following: you are not in the same intellectual level. She is deflective, does not know how to communicate, makes up excuses for her faults but keeps stringing you along (it's an ego booster knowing that you're there, trying). These are signs of immaturity. And no, she cannot understand collaborative communication with the goal of sorting things out. You and me, my friend, are cast out, and she's unwilling to contribute. We were both in love with a fantasy of what we thought they were. But their actions are the reality, not their words. I understand you - I also did not want to give up. I saw it virtuous to be persistent, almost chivalry-like, to not let the girl go further into the downwards spiral of negativity. But there's only so much we can do. We cannot save a person unwilling to be saved, that we all know. But what you have to accept is: it's not your job. You did everything you could. After weeks, only today I gathered the strength to let go. After weeks of being understanding and caring in trying to sort things out (as you did), she was malicious to me. Just a bucket of rage and anger. You see, they generate this mental construct of you and what you did, that enables them to be free of any guilt and move on by distancing themselves of us. They cannot be accountable of their faults and shortcomings: while for us it is constructive self-criticism, for her it is a confrontation to her identity and beliefs. It is a losing battle right from the start, you already lost, no matter how mature you are - she does not have the mental framework to value it. But the chips will fall in place, and she will learn. And it will weigh on her conscience, and you will be remembered in the future. So leave with dignity (do the emotional detachment later, by yourself). Know your worth. When she grows up, she will realize what she lost. Peace.

[@Sea7201]

How are you getting on now?

[@jamesgundich4588]

That whole perpetual negativity thing hits home bad. I just broke up with this girl I thought was really thoughtful..turned out she just loves crying about everything. Toxic to be sure.

[@cargonomads4947]

That was the most non-thoughtful comment I have ever read, maybe I just need more context. Crying is toxic??

[@jamesgundich4588]

@@cargonomads4947 how about ask for context BEFORE you insult others? No it isn't. I happen to cry alot these days. Everyone needs to cry. I should have said complained 24/7 and was literally NEVER happy. That a better answer?

[@cargonomads4947]

James Gundich hey man to be honest I didn’t insult you, I was simply picking fun at the way you worded it. You corrected yourself so you seen it the way I did. Didn’t mean to upset you and that’s sincere. Have a good night dude.

[@MaddieFrankX]

Damn, this video couldn't get recommended to me at a better time. It's almost scary. Thanks Jimmy, I needed to hear this.

[@powdergangster83]

Me: clicks on YT Joe Rogan video Also me: Gets a YT ad about Psychedelics.

[@BigSnipp]

I'm only pissed off when my ex is stealing my jokes.

[@averyaubrey6944]

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[@kevineldracher9422]

lol awesome

[@eddietheblasian2043]

Jeselnik some how turned into Jim from the Office. Ha!!!

[@tool4132]

He looks like Jason Sudeikis.

[@eddietheblasian2043]

@@tool4132 lol him too!

[@guiandre9347]

When they started talking about exes having kids with another guy, I was SOOOOOOO happy, satisfied, and comfy when they talk about this truth.

[@ben_kaiser]

“She’ll never forget it, I won’t either. We touched each other!” Hahahah I died

[@briancurrie2897]

Best experience ever is when a crazy ex has a baby with the next guy. I imagine its the same feeling as dodging a bullet.

[@minners71]

Oh it is I dodged 2

[@craigr4763]

2 of my exes. And I'm 27. Yes, it's somewhat reassuring to come to know that you've made some past decisions in your better interest.

[@strawberryrobin]

All of my exes have had kids with the girls they dated after me. I got so fucking lucky...

[@Troy13]

Last I heard she had 2 kids and got married. I'm still glad it wasn't with me.

[@WKidd1776]

Best. Feeling. Ever.

[@Zmargo702]

0:46 Anthony’s used the “i wasted time on you” line before. You can see it in his face

[@ReadingComprehension8X]

😂😂😂

[@truthekid9627]

To everyone who sees this i been through it bru u will get over it and u will find someone better that will appreciate you trust me

[@jokersfunhouse8280]

Yknow the issue I have with the end of it was that she smiled when she said it was over and was talking to another dude not even an hour afterwards.

[@bodhi9464]

Monkey branches .. swing from one to the next !

[@professormeeatball9830]

Joe was really trying to get Jeselnik to jump on his ex girlfriend hate train and jeselnik wanted no part of it lmao

[@jasonkwilliamson]

I have nothing but love, respect & admiration for my ex & I really hope she finds someone that makes her happy. Luckily I’ve been growth mind based since the age of 18 so I wanted to make sure we broke up calm & civil, after that I just immediately moved to growth. What could I learn from the experience, how could I evolve as a human? Grow ladies n gents, always

[@ogigarri855]

I know a powerful man that can help you get your ex back he helped me too immediately without stress and delay

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[@ogigarri855]

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[@KR-ki9hw]

My problem (in the days when I was trying to get laid) was that I got anxiety ridden while trying to do so. When I did not care, I would draw attention from girls.

[@bclr6843]

Yep every time I ended it, I ended it badly and held a grudge. I’m a grown ass man

[@user-uu1ii2wg7p]

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[@user-uu1ii2wg7p]

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[@joytracy505]

BC LR this man can help you

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[@hummingbirdoffical4082]

Be the best of yourself. Even when you are alone. Good lesson, indeed.

[@adamrandles4055]

If I’m alone I just drink

[@josephsmith5184]

Dated a co worker for a while once and after we split our lives went opposites but we remained co workers. We could work as a team, but the opposites we took we're personal. My personal life was improving, hers wasn't. And to this day, it's my fault. That's gotta be hard to live with.

[@grizzly766]

I have always ghosted all my ex's. It's Over! Never look back!

[@violethill2693]

Dating is an investment, Joe! It's an investment of time, money, intimacy, and emotional energy into another person.

[@UnknownUser-ej8tk]

The investment should come second to the good memories that can be created. That's a healthier way of thinking, the break up will be less rough.

[@blahblahmeowchow6383]

And that investment goes both ways, but you don't see him bitching about it?

[@bulletprooftiger1879]

@@blahblahmeowchow6383 Joe Rogan had kids in his 40s.... Women can't do that unless they freeze their eggs or are lucky