Since Diabetes had the keys when he died you lost because randy takes the keys from him
@vivianrivers67167 жыл бұрын
Yup, protect the president mission. Hilariously, he could have killed him right there.
@dnceleets7 жыл бұрын
Eventide true but from a non game perspective it also makes sense that randy mostly targets captain diabetes because he wants his keys and the captain has them when randy knocks him unconscious he gets his keys back
@TheOnlyGhxst7 жыл бұрын
+Vivian Rivers Yeah he definitely would've died, especially with the bleed.
@Jettaivt7 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@xbubbahotep7 жыл бұрын
Protect the keys. Who has the keys. Captain diebities. He can't go down or Randy gets the keys.
@Apolleh7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it could have been interpreted as more of flavor text. Because Randy is trying to get his keys and because it's South Park it could have just been a small gag. If it had said 'don't let Captain Diabetes die' then it would have made sense
@ZergofImportance7 жыл бұрын
And he could of just beat him instead of healing.
@RobertMarks6187 жыл бұрын
You lost because Captain Diabetes had the keys, the goal was defeat Randy and Protect the keys
@meganbell36997 жыл бұрын
As the second youngest of 10 grand kids I can verify that that is absolutely the super weapon of Cousins.
@Ursarctos27 жыл бұрын
As the oldest of a group of cousins: fuuuuccckk you.
@Zuphest7 жыл бұрын
goes for the heal rather than the killing blow >_>
@zestfisher5657 жыл бұрын
That and if he used the Shield Heal Cpt Diabetes probs would of lived on Critical Health.
@mikkelmv39917 жыл бұрын
that or cpt Diabetes should have used his own shield. or the stronger shield from kite... or His own heal from his own MC
@bwood63377 жыл бұрын
Or use that time fart maybe
@we1rdboyz7 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else super butt clenching at jesse's positioning at alley battle
@TheSquareheadgamer7 жыл бұрын
Saw your comment and thought 'how bad can it be'. turns out VERY
@DigitalSoul2477 жыл бұрын
Dear god, every single turn I was practically shouting at the screen "YOU CAN MOVE ONE SPACE AND HIT TWO OF THEM!!!" But no, just stand there and pick them off one by one with your AoE attack, that's fine...
@FireSignd7 жыл бұрын
he also rewinded the 16 dmg rather than the 56 dmg
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't a great description of what I had to do." What wasn't? The giant "do this" text box in the middle of the screen?!
@SnackSizeEN7 жыл бұрын
Today I learned a prompt saying "Hold L2 and R2" isn't a good enough description to... hold L2 and R2.
@scubastevewa85807 жыл бұрын
God forbid Jesse takes a few seconds to understand the first instance of a new mechanic. He was right, you all come out instantly to shit on him for it.
@flufflebut87817 жыл бұрын
Not shitting on him having trouble, shitting on him shitting on the game when the instructions weren't shit. shit.
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
Giving Jesse crap for missing obvious stuff is a time honoured tradition on this channel, like since Farcry 3.
@guidojacobs20027 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's because I've played through Braid a few times, the LetsPlayer curse, or that this is technically the third instance of a new mechanic, that I originally agreed with their points, but I do see what you mean.
@Chaosdawn077 жыл бұрын
God I love you Jesse; sharp enough to figure out plot points in doki doki LC and SoW, but overlook obvious button prompt
@dragmire3D7 жыл бұрын
In retrospect, moving up one space in that raisins fight would have saved you a ton of headache. Not only would you be able to target 2 of them at once, you'd also have made it so only one could hit you at a time.
@Gerkinhof7 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaah! Of course they used the "Kyle's Mom" song XD
@PatientBean7 жыл бұрын
I haven't played this game, but I would think that since you have healing abilities, perhaps heal people better? Or use items? Granted, I didnt know that Captain Diabetes dying would lose the game (though now it makes sense in context). But Flying Kite can heal and pull people as well as range attacks, so keep him away from everyone and have him heal and protect.
@venomisbeast7 жыл бұрын
On that second Fartkour: "I wonder how many times he's gonna jump off that thing before he figures it out..."
@ToastKnight_7 жыл бұрын
Jesse's main team is gonna end up being, Wendy, Butters and Scott. Calling it now.
@Vetis2137 жыл бұрын
wendy's defense down ability seemed pretty powerful.
@pyroknighthayes94867 жыл бұрын
0:56 she drank it all then magically refilled
@guidojacobs20027 жыл бұрын
33:07 MICROAGGRESSION!
@0rzechos7 жыл бұрын
Dat melody sure brings back memories :D
@austinoliver73067 жыл бұрын
By the way Jesse, if you use diabetic rage in Cartman's garage, you can get an item you missed in episode 1
@raphaelperry81597 жыл бұрын
I think the Time Farts to "put things back where they were" has got to be taking the piss out of Life Is Strange.
@NIRO18857 жыл бұрын
CPT Diabetes lives! Good playthrough, keep it up.
@Ezra.Sylas18227 жыл бұрын
Use healing items and antidotes!
@FuryousD4 жыл бұрын
u don't really need them if u use your abilities properly, ive never used them for anything other than getting cash
@thebradzone39227 жыл бұрын
god i cant wait for the tweek/craig plot to begin, or for jesse to fight the boss in the uh "pharmacy" (that battles music is kickass guys)
@jmitchtheman7 жыл бұрын
The drunk randy fight was just perfect
@KecalMilenium7 жыл бұрын
In last few days I have been following this series and Doki Doki AND watched all of Stick of Truth, my mind feels melted.
@Raidenze7 жыл бұрын
"Your master is a murderer." Not the kind of consequences anyone of that era would consider, and thus the flimsiest excuse you can possibly give to a bodyguard seeking honor through retribution.
@jairoruiz87407 жыл бұрын
It felt like forever waiting for part 5 but thanks for giving it to use this is my favorite gameplay on KZbin
@Rikuoftheearth7 жыл бұрын
Oohh classic Jesse, Captain Diabetes had the keys, so when he got knocked out, the keys were taken.
@OrangeTheMage7 жыл бұрын
"I know i'm going to get shit on in the comments but you all should know that I didn't think". That's all you needed to say Jesse.
@seanharmon40057 жыл бұрын
I swear everyone once had a friend like Kyle 2
@thefreelancequeen7 жыл бұрын
Kyle 2 is the regular Kyle though
@kmaple97 жыл бұрын
R'lyeh is a reference to the R'lyeh from Cthulu Mythos. It's basically the Lovecraftian version of Atlantis, and is the location in which Cthulu sleeps, waiting to kill everything and everyone the moment at which he awakens.
@vsGoliath967 жыл бұрын
17:30 Wait, holy shit! I recognize that song! That's the song that plays at the end credits of the original Rambo movie. Props to you, South Park, that is a deep as shit reference you got there.
@teoteous7 жыл бұрын
The unexpected loss and his reaction is one of the most funniest thing I've seen this week.
@AlexComanM7 жыл бұрын
Love the playthrough, Jesse!
@jare39597 жыл бұрын
I've finished the base game. I've never found myself watching so many people playing the same game before, after finishing it myself.
@JackTheR3aper7 жыл бұрын
Jesse really needs to use healing items more... and items in general actually.
@Elviaegirl7 жыл бұрын
YES!! Watching other vids waiting for this one to come out.
@stoneguest69857 жыл бұрын
Ahhh, South Park, Shadow of War, Life is Strange... just like happier times
@111cvb1117 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the music for after defeating Raisin girls sounds like the Powerpuff Girls theme? lol
@111cvb1117 жыл бұрын
I actually kind of like how they up the difficulty of some enemies by basically making it like Dragon Quest 8 and giving bosses more turns than anyone else... It gets fucking silly in that game when enemies get 3 turns in a row lol
@QuixoticOdyssey7 жыл бұрын
The song from first blood's credits... priceless
@G73957 жыл бұрын
I didn't know that fight had a special game over. I didn't let any of my team die in it. Nice find Jesse.
@mintymints31626 жыл бұрын
37:06 i freaked out a bit over the errors
@diekssus71947 жыл бұрын
yup jessie somehow got worse at the game then he was at stick of truth
@tomaszskowronski14067 жыл бұрын
thats his superpower
@mattperiolat7 жыл бұрын
I’ll never be critical of Jesse. It his game, he’s enjoying it. Plus, he’s selling me on it and whatever he does wrong, I learn from. So why distract from someone’s joy? Not me.
@VGHistory17 жыл бұрын
YOU WOULD THINK MORE PEOPLE WOULD REALIZE THIS.
@AirahsELL7 жыл бұрын
It's good to have low standards. That is a great way to help someone you enjoy improve
@VGHistory17 жыл бұрын
Yeah, low standards - apparently the standard for you to be a decent human being so fucking low that you're having conversations with Satan on how to be a fucking douche bag. Just shut the fuck up. Thanks!
@deltasquad627 жыл бұрын
Wendy called the new kid handsome. GET IT SHARK TAIL
@ChibiHelloween7 жыл бұрын
Lol Randy being a one hit kill surprised me the first time too
@thewalrusaurus7 жыл бұрын
its going to take him SO long to find the cheese. i can already feel it.
@Dan_Geer_7 жыл бұрын
When you're looking at crafting recipes, hit triangle to check the actual materials required instead of trying to guess what they are.
@ShaydeTheFox7 жыл бұрын
LOL jesse's reaction when captain diabetes gets knocked out
@alex1sandulache7 жыл бұрын
YOU'VE GOT COX!!!
@JoriDiculous7 жыл бұрын
of course Wendy is the call girl
@Ikhebhonger17 жыл бұрын
Sir Cox, during the QTE, you see that colored circle? As long as you're inside the circle, you hit the QTE. NOT just when it lines up with the icon. How it helps :D
@garrettanderson85267 жыл бұрын
Jesse, I think you just need to own that one.
@Kuze127 жыл бұрын
Jesse go to the police station!
@RhinForti7 жыл бұрын
"i know I'm gonna get shit on by you guys for this..." Jesse in discussing the fart power. Unintentional pun ftw?
@SajiriArt7 жыл бұрын
Jesse! You give the condoms to grandpa by trying to take a selfie with him
@DrippinginSarcasm7 жыл бұрын
He had the keys jesse, pay attention sometimes and you'll get through the map faster.
@Tosei08167 жыл бұрын
My first death was Bootay. So Jesse doing good.
@andronicus53707 жыл бұрын
45:06 - Much like Mr.Slave's.
@chaosdestructionlove7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I find Kyle's cousin and captain diabetes absolutely adorable ;~;
@Tyrineal7 жыл бұрын
I don't think Jesse is getting rusty, he is just using garbage skills and terrible placement on fights. Like his ass healing move he has only used like 3 times should be replaced with Ice Prison, which will make the person hit lose there next turn which is god like. The worthless sandtrap should be replaced with the flame wave as it has knockback which is something he desperately needs and his ultimate should be used more as it causes chilled on everyone and shock which hits really damn hard.
@thewalrusaurus7 жыл бұрын
I've found the skill balance to be fairly poor in the game overall. Scott, for example, is pretty much just a flat upgrade over Craig.
@dmittleman97575 жыл бұрын
During the alley fight with the Raisin Girls, couldn’t you just move over one spot to hit two at a time rather than hitting one at a time?
@ShadowMemna6 жыл бұрын
fave ending music to a youtube channel
@Zipzeolocke7 жыл бұрын
Maybe you need to do a little grinding to level out a bit so that you don't nearly die during the main story.
@lightfootlee86827 жыл бұрын
I know it didn't explain it but the reason you lost the first time in the Randy fight was because your character was designated sidekick which made Captain diabetes the hero and if your hero dies it's game over
@Fmanjavachi7 жыл бұрын
JUST MOVE! MOVE! PLEASE MOVE!
@cammo3537 жыл бұрын
You have negative points in spacial awareness my dude
@warriorcrab13197 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough I'm finding a lot of this game endearing...
@endymionargo7 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this episode is hearing Jesse’s windows notifications
@meatmun77477 жыл бұрын
anyone else get a red wine add in this vid?
@Fat_Panda_Gamer7 жыл бұрын
Did the macaroni heal item summon the Master Control Program from Tron?
@kodyw29607 жыл бұрын
Jesse, I thought the same thing when I lost that fight the first time.
@BlinkOnWheels7 жыл бұрын
Finally! Watch all four of the video is on Saturday, been waiting for the fifth one, now here it is.
@HobGungan4 жыл бұрын
After years of listening to the song, several versions, only now do I realize they've been saying "Kamehameha" the whole time. I always heard it as "[King] Kong Maya-maya", the second half making no sense to me but given it's South Park I figured it was an offensive term I had never heard of.
@TheGoldenBungus7 жыл бұрын
Is the outro a compilation of cooptional podcast animated quotes?
@VGHistory17 жыл бұрын
Quotes that he's said over the years along with others.
@TheNighthawk777 жыл бұрын
Seems like Jesse has forgotten all his time powers from Life is Strange
@NoThankUBeQuiet7 жыл бұрын
Come on Jesse you've played life is strange
@chrisschoenthaler51847 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the world has already said it, but I just need to drive the point home. Your job is to protect the keys, and Captain Diabetes has the keys, so you need to protect him.
@InsanityParadox7 жыл бұрын
Sweet, sweet Jesse. Prophet of the Great Space Butterfly. I plead to you, where's my DRUNK scary game squad at?
@ChevaliersEmeraude7 жыл бұрын
Say, I don't mean to bother, but when is episode 2 of Before the Storm is released for Dodger and you? 'cause I'm ry looking forward to that! :)
@frosty93927 жыл бұрын
i was like "wtf.. windows is just making random notification noises when nothing happens now?"
@ruudvisser42937 жыл бұрын
you can use all moves in four directions
@Zonra647 жыл бұрын
You can move and position yourself when using abilities ,that lack of actually using smart positioning is kinda taxing to watch at time
@Sznfctm7 жыл бұрын
Lol @ Rambo theme playing on game over :D
@BolinFoto7 жыл бұрын
Yes it was the best :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnWnYaCwhc2Jibc
@Royalj4EveR7 жыл бұрын
Hope to see you do all the side stories
@Marinealver7 жыл бұрын
Okay, We all know what Fastpass and Classi were doing that night.
@pompompuddings7 жыл бұрын
JESSEEEE I hope you do Craig's side quest.
@violetsnow8047 жыл бұрын
"I'm still standing in between the two of them." Makes no attempt to move during his turn.
@ALLxISxGONE7 жыл бұрын
Use a goddamn healing item!
@squiggg7 жыл бұрын
Craig's second attack is a proper response to Windows updates
@fruustles7 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck Jesse equip your new loot
@gekkokkid7 жыл бұрын
8:36 roflmao!! either jesse did that on purpose to spite us or he wasn't paying obvious attention to captain diabetes.... como man!! just fart on his face it's obvious! 40:35 holy shit you have to fight kyle's mother now??? ultimate disrespect dude lol! you know what is the most hilarious thing about this game series??? the MC doesn't say anything...and he gets into sooo much crap.....
@selfcontrol3167 жыл бұрын
Jesse I love you, but you are awful at equipping new and better gear. Also in battles, consider stacking debuffs like bleeding or burning on bosses since they have multiple actions they get affected by those conditions more frequently.
@Shinarock7 жыл бұрын
when you going to go to IKE's room?
@Njorik17 жыл бұрын
there is no food to regen life force during battle like it was in SP:tSoT?
@Tosei08167 жыл бұрын
I played a girl, which make all the farting even more awesome.
@tomaszskowronski14067 жыл бұрын
queef, pray, love.
@MaculaGameplays7 жыл бұрын
Interesting, unlike you Jesse I remembered that farting can cause him go in his D. rage but since you never farted on him game noticed it took you too long time to fart at him so it skipped that puzzle and went moved on.
@MaculaGameplays7 жыл бұрын
Also that raisin battle ending like that smells of scripted because it happened right when you're about to DIE.
@MoxStash7 жыл бұрын
We're about 4 hours into the game and Stan hasn't shown up or been mentioned at all
@Sith98907 жыл бұрын
cue a musical number involving protecting keys
@swordandshield11727 жыл бұрын
You know you could revive your teammates
@4ftofflame7 жыл бұрын
am i the only one who found it just a bit frustrating when Jesse was one attack away from defeating Stan, only for him to choose to heal Cpt. Diabetes instead of attacking, to then have Cpt. D die the next turn anyway?