If Morgan Freeman spoke to you in a vision, what guidance would he give you?
@matthewbrown9007 жыл бұрын
"eat ur veggebles, fucko"
@un-possiblemagician64717 жыл бұрын
"Don't trust those Australian Elves."
@dnceleets7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Cox “always watch Jesse cox he’s the best youtuber”
@AwkwardSmileMeme7 жыл бұрын
Get out of bed you lazy fucker
@wheretheheartlessgo7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Cox "good luck, and don't fuck it up"
@dragmire3D7 жыл бұрын
It is of the highest priority that you do Craig's sidequest!
@Eveoriginalsinner7 жыл бұрын
thats all i could think the whole time
@Silver82b7 жыл бұрын
Yesssssssss
@gabrielmcadams34176 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's actually a side quest I'm pretty sure you have to do it eventually
@matpont20847 жыл бұрын
a Shark that has mastered the ways of the social justice warrior. Truly, terrifying.
@kybercat77 жыл бұрын
The tuna are being constantly oppressed by the Squid-earchey. All squid must check there squid privilege or the shark justice police will do it for them!
@JoriDiculous7 жыл бұрын
Squids are literally nazis.
@patrickkwong46517 жыл бұрын
SJW stands for Shark Jaws Warrior , obviously.
@ThingsStuffington7 жыл бұрын
The Calimariarchy.
@C_Bat7 жыл бұрын
My brain said that in Morgan Freeman's Voice...... It is truly, terrifying.
@hogneberg-lydvo53047 жыл бұрын
Give me that Craig-Tweek drama!
@Eveoriginalsinner7 жыл бұрын
Creek is #1 otp
@StarrChild.7 жыл бұрын
You know what I love about PC principle, he sticks to his beliefs of beating racists, even if the "racism" comes from the race being offended. Gotta admit that's really sticking to your guns.
@ihy86027 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's just doing it to crush puss.
@pokemonruler547 жыл бұрын
"I took a stripper, with a photo named blaze." -Jesse Cox 2017
@Dan_Geer_7 жыл бұрын
You walked out on Classi's rant? How could you do that?
@mityakiselev4 жыл бұрын
IKR, I wanted to listen DansGame
@995cool7 жыл бұрын
isn't "let your boyfriend massage that for you" a microaggression
@Waterbottlesandcans7 жыл бұрын
joel nilsson Hell, its probably an aggression even a macroaggression.
@dopaminecloud7 жыл бұрын
it's a microaggression to suggest that that's a microaggression
@thebradzone39227 жыл бұрын
i think its limited to just one microaggression per combat but im not 100%
@Bluemilk927 жыл бұрын
You actually pulled off that end scene really well. Classi started babbling nonstop, and your reaction was well timed and framed. Stare... walk halfway across the room, turn around and stare... Walk towards the door, clearly anxious to leave but she keeps talking. Turn around, one last dumbfounded look, then leave mid-sentence. If it weren't for the HUD, it would've looked like a scene straight from the show.
@seanharmon40057 жыл бұрын
Jesse’s hearty laugh is the most wholesome thing ever
@Globox20047 жыл бұрын
Jesse, stop having great life, traveling all over the world and having fun and play some games for us ffs ;_;
@CallMeLevels7 жыл бұрын
Cox missed his opportunity to be Shark Tank 🦈
@BlinkOnWheels7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! Bring out another one today please I love this series, I just found your channel Saturday, and I fell in love.
@KrillixKai7 жыл бұрын
33:50 Classi's name is the best.
@GG-dt5hh7 жыл бұрын
Having never watched any South Park other than the movie, I have no idea what's going on, but Jesse's still really entertaining, keep it up!
@timothyburrows9622 Жыл бұрын
Watching Jesse play a strategy game may be frustrating but, "You're not supposed to smile. I thought we were being hard boys!" will always make me laugh.
@MyHabbits7 жыл бұрын
Silly Jesse. Elves live in New Zealand, not australia.
@beta2697 жыл бұрын
In all fairness, they're not that far apart. I'm sure even Elrond goes on vacation.
@Never_heart7 жыл бұрын
MyHabits I thoughts hobbits came from New Zealand?
@Kelthraz7 жыл бұрын
Not interested in the sidequests for Stan & Craig, Sharktail?
@Waauugh7 жыл бұрын
Still watching the outtro. Every. Single. Damn. TIME.
@tiberiosity4 жыл бұрын
Yeeaah, so it's been three years, so what. Watching this now...It makes my eye twitch watching Jesse run around with a DNA that completely counters his build...
@AbadonXXX7 жыл бұрын
you know what I remember? a bat credit card
@thefreelancequeen7 жыл бұрын
I might get a bat credit card to get Doug to sign it
@-ZodiacPrince-7 жыл бұрын
I 'member that!
@KazeKoichi7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I should be annoyed or amused with Mr. Cox ignoring 6-graders near Cartman's house.
@JoriDiculous7 жыл бұрын
Jesse not letting a rant conversation play it self out? Who is this impostor!
@Artisticsteel7 жыл бұрын
"took a stripper with a photo named Blaze" YES, feels good when you know you're not alone in swapping words unintentionally xD You dah best jessie.
@pompompuddings7 жыл бұрын
Jesse, i hope you do Craig's sidequest soon! ;w;
@KawaiiLolaa7 жыл бұрын
When you're in Sydney and forever stuck at either work or uni. Wished I could've gone to Pax to meet Jessie. So close yet so far fml
@bencroft73667 жыл бұрын
You still didn't get a selfie with the Peppermint Hippo bartender after you bought his album in an earlier episode
@jasperzanovich25047 жыл бұрын
Also still got Stans Granpa lined up.
@MrAndy24567 жыл бұрын
I really want to see Jessie fight Morgan Freeman, just to see his reaction to it
@n0etic_f0x6 жыл бұрын
I was called a racist when I asked my black friend if he wanted Fried chicken at PDQ and he just looks confused and is "Yeah I do?" with the inflection of a question staring the guy who called me a racist down, then put two and two tougher and laughs and says "Hey the stereotype is true for me"
@lex97397 жыл бұрын
i wish these were 8 hours on each im addicted to these...
@SketchingPandaRen7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was funny that during the MFC fight I had to go downstairs and 'Snoop Doog's Jokers Wild' was on.
@kodyw29607 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for him to use the Jimbo summon. Fucking hysterical
@phantomshotgun7 жыл бұрын
please tell me there is a mission to beat up PC Principle.
@tooth66765 жыл бұрын
_MMMM THIS COFFEE IS GOOD NO SLEEP NOW AYYYYAYAYAYAYY_ ☕️
@Vicioussama6 жыл бұрын
"I took a stripper with a photo named Blaze" lol XD
@pigeon28027 жыл бұрын
if you dont do the craig side quest im going to fight you
@Dan-B6 жыл бұрын
I feel like the story has suffered in this game as a result of concentrating so much on improving the combat. The first game was hilarious throughout, and this one rarely was.
@mosessupposes64597 жыл бұрын
Please play more of this!!! Sharktale needs more adventures!!
@Poetabrasileiro7 жыл бұрын
Shark Tail*
@KixieBoo7 жыл бұрын
I just finished this today. The ending was kind of lack luster and felt rushed but overall it was a fun game. Also the final boss was kind of meh. I think Stick of Truth was a little more solid all around. Hopefully they will make a third sometime though! ^-^
@SoujiaSoldierKitty7 жыл бұрын
Kixie Boo I do believe, respecting your opinion, that thing game, during and after the stripper part, has much more constant and consistent humor than the Stick of Truth.
@KixieBoo7 жыл бұрын
Chara Dreemurr True, I agree. It was very funny all the way through. I was laughing quite a lot. It just felt like it ended quite abruptly and I was surprised when it suddenly did.
@smbatman1237 жыл бұрын
Kixie Boo that's been a problem with South Park for along time
@dopaminecloud7 жыл бұрын
was about to say, southpark doesn't do solid endings
@KazeKoichi7 жыл бұрын
I think the gameplay here is way better, but I like SoT's story more.
@jairoruiz87407 жыл бұрын
This made my day
@ackbarreserve7 жыл бұрын
I swear I thought you said "Shart Tail" and I found it ridiculously fitting for the character
@capnrotmeat76257 жыл бұрын
You should try to fight Morgan Freeman later on in the game
@Brian-ef4he7 жыл бұрын
i need more of this series!
@nerdtron87 жыл бұрын
Is it bad that I think the yaoi art is pretty good?
@jasperzanovich25047 жыл бұрын
That only means that you are insecure with your sexuality.
@DevilMasterLukj7 жыл бұрын
No its actually pretty well drawn some of them
@MrByakkoneko7 жыл бұрын
deathknight2400 let’s fighting love!
@nerdtron87 жыл бұрын
Jasper Zanovich k... Not exactly looking for therapy in the KZbin comments, but thank you. I was more worried that it was drawn as a joke and that I was missing some sort of sarcasm.
@macmac2777 жыл бұрын
Weird. When I played I didn't get that police guy talking to me after I finished with the Classy mission.
@TealTreeKangaroo7 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda sad that Kenny and Stan aren't really used so much in the game, hope they get more involved in later games!
@ThatOneDudeTo7 жыл бұрын
TealTreeKangaroo and later in this game
@drkmercenary7 жыл бұрын
He never selfied with the bartender and that bothers me more than it should.
@kingjordycfc7 жыл бұрын
well all know deep down Ned is a huge RG4 fan
@Someone-xn6yh7 жыл бұрын
LiS episode 2 when?
@bobsmith60985 жыл бұрын
your outro is my favorite on all of youtube XD so gud
@stormmmmmmmmmm7 жыл бұрын
so that's what happens when you don't go to the police station on your own
@iksar1217 жыл бұрын
Those old batman movies were the reason i got into batman at all lol. Plus the MR. Freeze one i loved the cheesiness of it, still do :P
@AeyN00B7 жыл бұрын
FINISH doki doki litterature club!
@GenericVampire457 жыл бұрын
Jesse go get a selfie with the bartender at the hippo
@AngelavengerL7 жыл бұрын
I sooo want to see Craigs sidequest. Craig and Tweek OTP
@DaemonCaedo15 жыл бұрын
I don't understand why every streamer I've watched do this has had trouble with the 'microaggression' part. I mean, I know none of them ever pay attention to the instructions a game gives them, but still...
@GamingNoob-uj1ze7 жыл бұрын
We need more shadow of war!
@ruwa87547 жыл бұрын
Hey Jesse check your toy chest at home there's a ton of money and items in there Like so he can see this
@EXTREMEbowser7 жыл бұрын
Off topic, but will you ever stream fire emblem warriors. I know that Nintendo is absolutely unfair when it comes to KZbin videos but I'm hoping you'll make a series.
@EXTREMEbowser7 жыл бұрын
Since you filmed hyrule warriors and such... you know what just ignore me, you do you.
@Gallodarkknightz7 жыл бұрын
hey jesse new life is strange episode 2 came out
@RendMaim7 жыл бұрын
Was this video recorded then voiced over or is it just me.
@HartSickle7 жыл бұрын
Gotta wait for you to get back from Australia for more?
@Adsew7 жыл бұрын
I like how tame you sound in your hotel room assumably HAHA
@gamrage7 жыл бұрын
Is this game worth the buy? I keep seeing really mixed reviews on Steam.
@gamrage7 жыл бұрын
Is that really It? I already have a uPlay account after buying some failed games from Ubisoft.. The Division, For Honor.. I don't really care as long as the story is funny and the gameplay at least keeps me somewhat interested.
@SilverKnight167 жыл бұрын
34:04 Every veteran retail worker dealing with a newbie's mistake.
@bigbadboy20017 жыл бұрын
Nooooooo You're in Melbourne!!! Are you heading to Sydney? I'll be going there next week for a 3 week holiday. Try and have a great time in Melbourne, but you're better off in Sydney. keep up the great work!!!
@apoctriforce7 жыл бұрын
Theres an awful lot of sixth graders in South Park
@KnightofBretonnia7 жыл бұрын
I'm still hoping he remembers to get that selfie with the bartender at the hippo.
@eucorvovoltaire-vx5xn Жыл бұрын
When you're doing the upgrades and gear that's actually when Im more interested other than the story progression. I love seeing characters get stronger and level up.
@Theorak7 жыл бұрын
If you feel strapped for money, visit your home chest, there are rewards of crafting supplies, you can sell plenty of those. Fun show with you though!
@patricker1137 жыл бұрын
Jesse, don't forget that you can "Diabetic Rage" stuff that has a green base! I saw a couple that you walked right passed.
@Dracologist7 жыл бұрын
"Oh i did a micro aggression? I guess i owe you a micro apology"
@roystonng86427 жыл бұрын
I almost swallowed my mint during the micro-aggresion training.
@bombardementboy7 жыл бұрын
27:30 I took a stripper with a photo named blaze, yup
@tanosia7 жыл бұрын
IN MELBOURNE!!! So can't wait to meet you this weekend at PAX!
@neo66617 жыл бұрын
Jessi, you do know that Craig's first attack also have knockback, but greater power, if not, then now you do.
@HongKongPhooey897 жыл бұрын
31:46 Dio Brando would be livid if he knew some kid could fart to stop time.
@rosuto1677 жыл бұрын
i need another...
@dlausactor63733 жыл бұрын
31:46 *”ZA WARUDO!!!”*
@jamieoeyes85687 жыл бұрын
Jesse I am going to pax in Melbourne as well on the 29th if your still there by then I am so looking forward to meeting you it's not every day one of your favourite youtubers come to your contrary just for this convention hope to meet you there
@RudeDude-de1qf7 жыл бұрын
Damn, why does the game keep shoving the fact that Craig and tweek are a thing?
@altarudragonspirit40167 жыл бұрын
"I took a stripper with a photo named Blaze" ~Jesse Cox, 2017
@BeatleJWOL7 жыл бұрын
elfstralia
@Ghrimtactics4 жыл бұрын
Elfstralian
@zeldosan51387 жыл бұрын
MOAR
@zeldosan51387 жыл бұрын
jesse is kill
@robertclarke717 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on pronouncing Melborune as Melbun instead of Maleborn :D
@jasperzanovich25047 жыл бұрын
I always thought it was Melburn. Guess it's better but still wrong.
@sarayasini5477 жыл бұрын
play shadow of war please
@Shaddowdeath897 жыл бұрын
hey sharktail, u missed a little kid on skeeters to get a selfie with
@tinius92767 жыл бұрын
yo some shadow of war soon jesse? gotta get my supply of manfilth
@HotaruZoku7 жыл бұрын
Every single time I did that I would butcher screaming "The World"
@snoopy92927 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman would tell me to upload another part of this series already....
@stonedhomer6217 жыл бұрын
I loved this episode Johnny Cox.
@ioannis22267 жыл бұрын
23th rea, getting there
@AwkwardSmileMeme7 жыл бұрын
I'm just wondering where Kenny is
@VanessaVersus7 жыл бұрын
He seems to have mysterionly vanished.
@Catfish3rs7 жыл бұрын
Your Aussie accent sounds like you're from Liverpool, mate.
@corentingraulier41337 жыл бұрын
Jesse still has the best end cards ever
@Hwyadylaw7 жыл бұрын
志平信命
@Haiddon7 жыл бұрын
looks like you can get over the lava now
@weaponizedlizardmen3607 жыл бұрын
...wait...were is kenny?...
@ECKSway7 жыл бұрын
How Kenny isnt here is mysterious... Truly mysterious...
@jesseharlan28847 жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm not an audio file or my ears are just uncivilized but I couldn't tell the difference in audio quality.