Who's going to be a better mum?! [CC]

[@ichbin296]

Jessica just giving Claudia points until they're tied is demonstrating good marriage maintaining skills right there :D

[@youngdevil5010]

Everyone needs a Jessica in their life

[@xhe1915]

She's also demonstrating once again why she is the one that's teaching the children math 😍

[@marcelanava2334]

@@youngdevil5010 ⁸the 88

[@fbeaz]

“THIS IS WHY IM DOING MATHS WITH THE CHILDREN, CLAUDIA!” i’m dead 😂

[@SirGaygent]

🤣

[@saoirsevicteoiria2759]

Which she put to excellent use gaming the end result!

[@tanyasorchilla7809]

Lol

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

and maybe doing cultural and geographic lessons as well !! hahaha

[@emiliegrenham5365]

seeing a lesbian couple go through the process of having a baby matters so much to me. thank you for sharing this experience with us

[@alexmenell260]

Yess

[@vanillachai4218]

This!

[@acc45460]

It makes me so happy and hopeful

[@brennapetersen8522]

LGBTQ+ 100%

[@chickencake5134]

Yeah! usually in mainstream media when gay people are portrayed, it is when they're young and discovering /accepting they're gay and not just being gay and doing married couple stuff. That's why Jessica and Claudia feel so refreshing and nice. It really gives you a sense of hope that maybe this could be your future...

[@JuMixBoox]

Manic Jessica and pregnancy brain Claudia is a great comedy duo. I really hope you feel a bit better now, though. You are going to be excellent parents!

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

that was the most hilarious video I've seen of them. Both were in "unusual" moods. SO funny !

[@kmetz878]

Claudia looks like she's fast approaching that phase in the pregnancy where, when I was that pregnant, my cat got confused about where my lap was and sat on my belly instead. Yes, I was sitting upright. No, I couldn't tell where my lap was either.

[@imslothed]

i just wheezed love this

[@msrustyspatula8679]

Good kitty

[@whyamigae9666]

I love the way you structure that.

[@Paintergrl1313]

My cat would lay on my belly all the time. The baby did not like anything that slightly constricted. Elastic waist bands caused kicking fits. Anyways, cat would purr, baby would kick kitty, kitty would meow/yell at me like it was my fault.

[@dogcathorsefish13]

"I think it has something to do with history, Guatemala Bay." when I tell you I SNORTED

[@shannonhensley2942]

I think the was thinking Guantanamo bay

[@theladynim2]

@@shannonhensley2942 yep that's why it's funny lol

[@ariellesarinafirestone7823]

That’s what I was thinking too lol

[@legendofayda]

Haha I’m glad I’m not the only person that noticed

[@sarahwithstars]

I thought that was hilarious. Just 'something to do with history' sounds like no Biggie!

[@lereloleloshakirashakira7710]

Jessica gifting Claudia points every time she does something for growing a baby in her belly is the type of love and appreciation I need weekly. Lovely and you'll both be amazing parents!

[@mattstevens4342]

what is joy if u can’t put it into an excel spreadsheet 😂😂😂

[@jessicaoutofthecloset]

😏

[@sarakrauss2407]

Exactly. What are we without an Excel spreadsheet to explain it all?

[@Laecy]

@@jessicaoutofthecloset there is much joy to be had in spreadsheets! Whenever I make a task-list type one, I always program one of the upper left cells with Wingdings according to how much of the list is complete. 0% - deadface 1-20% - frowny face 20-40% - thumbs down 40-60% - question mark 60-80% - thumbs up 80-99% - happy face 100% - exclamation mark Because it’s not a granular progress bar, you never know when exactly you’ll hit one of the middle milestones. It invokes the same brain mechanisms as video games and is ridiculously motivating. Seeing the question mark tick over to the thumbs up is my favorite - it means I’m officially more than half done!

[@whyamigae9666]

I feel like a fraud of a business student because I don’t know how to do a excel spreadsheet 🥲

[@eli_drottningu]

I have a folder for my excel spreadsheets about miscellaneous stuff.

[@yesterdaydream]

Plot twist: The baby is legitimately named "Mini" (which I personally support and endorse).

[@denverrandy7143]

Lol worked for Minnie Driver👍

[@aleksandrakubala4509]

@@denverrandy7143 In that case it's short for Amelia :D

[@denverrandy7143]

@@aleksandrakubala4509 Oh wow,I didn't know that,that's beautiful👍

[@elliaforsyth5638]

Idk for a boy once he grows up a bit but a girl…🤩

[@jamkwasowski5207]

I will continue to suggest Minerva every time they say Mini K-F!

[@kae41]

"Who's going to be a better mom?" Both of you??? Why is that even a question???

[@lydiafayre9806]

Because it's a catchier hook to get views.

[@corinaalvarez699]

No one: Jessica: and a extra point for being pregnant!! The most adorable thing

[@random23287]

Her dress is ‘Dee Dee’ Pink Floral 50’s Full Circle Dress from British Retro, for those wondering.

[@11sriver40]

omg thank you

[@annacuthbert9770]

Thank you so much!

[@isaniart]

A true hero

[@user36able]

Wow thank you !

[@ArtemisScribe]

My aunt was a midwife for 30 years and the September baby boom is R E A L!!! All three of the hospitals she worked in banned their midwives and obstetrics staff from taking time off in September because they were always so busy with the arrival of so many "late Christmas presents".

[@bashboi4074]

Imagine if they named the baby Minerva so they would continue to be called Minnie

[@jesselowe5849]

My cat is named Minerva but called Mini!! I think it would be cute on a human as well

[@dawnbaker9274]

I can just see the child grinning because they already know that they're going to outgrow everything before the parents find the box. 🤣

[@summersnitch9730]

But there is a spreadsheet!!

[@catward3267]

@@summersnitch9730 which is great until sleep deprivation prevents any useful interpretation of a spreadsheet.

[@myfamilyiscrazy]

My sister's best friend's son is about to turn 2, and he's already in sizes 4-5. He never wore any Newborn size, went straight to 12-18 months, lol.

[@giot8067]

Guantánamo Bay? 😂😂😂 also, Guatemala is in Central America 😂 This was a fun video! 😂 I have no idea why I knew off the top of my head when the queen was born but now I know that I know 😂

[@lispequena]

O new cause I new she was 2 years you’re than my grandma. 😁

[@lindsabts1]

but central America isn't a continent. Guatemala is in Central America, which is a region of North America

[@mabelpines2060]

Watching Jessica and Claudia together is the perfect mix of serotonin and feeling very lonely myself

[@Risaala]

That is why I am here too!

[@Rgs354]

Poor Tilly really has no clue what's about to happen 😭

[@KatBFabulous]

Unless they're going with a cesarean

[@bbibbibu]

the nursery looks SO PRETTY

[@cheyennewritessongs]

The “Guatemala bay” thing 😂 I’m pretty sure you were thinking of Guantanamo bay haha but close enough

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

never mind it was not even on that continent.

[@HayleyPascoe]

Jessica’s dress though 😍😍

[@judithchilcoat5852]

Can someone please gift Claudia a couple of new outfits to get her through.. .tired of that shirt....❤️

[@muckspoutmillinery8008]

I love how Claudia is literally a doctor and is having trouble doing addition in this video 😂

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

yes, I'm suspicious of that !

[@tatianaleutwiler1867]

Jessica is spoiling Claudia rotten, as one should do to their pregnant S.O. Well done, Jessica!

[@MlleNnCo]

« That’s why I’m doing math with the children Claudia! » Haha Btw, cool to know that you’re planning to have more than 1.

[@martasampaio9134]

The arty girl crushing the scientific one!! That gives me hope! AHAHAH

[@goudvisbloem]

But it's not about math if you think it's 2010 lol

[@CobaltHanna]

I love the hyper/tired dynamic in this XD Also my sister wanted me to let you know that we refer to you, Jessica, as "The fancy lesbian"

[@JennWiffen]

OMG! That is epic clever perfectly spot on definition of Jessica!

[@danielclayton9433]

The reason why those months are the most people born is because during the winter months you cuddle more to stay warm so people do the deed more in the winter months than in the summer months because of heat.

[@rfldss89]

Yep, also holiday season, means drinking and gift giving, which also often leads to "cuddling". Now that i think about it, someone should do a fourier analysis or something to see if there's a 9 month periodicity to birthdates, since birthdays are also often an occasion for lots of cuddles

[@loganally4227]

There's also a funny story about one of my local hospitals once got overrun with a sudden huge amount of births over a few days, and after it happened they traced it back to a powercut in the evening that caused couples to 'cuddle' as they didn't have television or other electronic devices

[@Laecy]

Is it reversed in the Southern Hemisphere?

[@amy_pieterse]

Also, the holidays like Christmas, new years and Valentine's day to name a few. This is just my observation.

[@maitesoto1953]

@@Laecy based entirely on personal experience, no. I know more people who were born in the May-September period than October-April

[@lisamoulton2540]

I LOVE and appreciate Claudia's "baby brain" , my wife was so foggy too! Lol

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

yes Claudia's baby brain and Jessica's mania were just perfect together - for hilarity !!

[@Galaxyclass1701E]

The pregnancy feels like it’s going by so fast!! Excited for you both, you’ll both be amazing and I love the tree mural on the nursery wall.

[@aspen1713]

“You were just giving me a look... like you knew the truth inside my heart.” 🥺

[@alunoodalmheiri7028]

When Claudia said "fruit".... HOW IS SHE SO FREAKIN HILARIOUS?

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

that was an epic answer !! Not even close or plausible ! lol

[@Benni777]

“And because your creating life, you can get another point!!!” 😂😂😂

[@toby3826]

You’re both going to be wonderful parents and have a home and family full of love, joy and laughter

[@proudtobeinvisible]

Jessica giving Claudia all the points because she is a in love lesbian who is in such awe of her amazing wife who is growing a human makes me so happy and so just /melts/

[@santosluisa13]

Ok but Jessica giving out bonus points to Claud!!! Mood

[@gingersal8052]

Your complicity is so endearing

[@alathepanda2073]

"What is joy if you can't put it into an excel spreadsheet?" I am so glad to see others sharing my love of excel

[@SilentMeteorite]

I know Im just a random stranger with no personal stake in your lives, but omg time really flies!! I can't believe the baby's almost here, I'm so excited for y'all!!!

[@v-shadeproductions3823]

Jessica had so much wild, happy energy in this video, it was awesome!

[@lisam5744]

Did anyone else notice the Walter knew the answer to the question if newborns can taste salt? He shook his head no! Smart Walter. :-)

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

and he was rewarded with a carboard card. His favorite .

[@tias_merrier_world]

It's so nice to find someone who's on my wavelength about the joys of putting things in spreadsheets! Structured fun is the best kind!

[@mayhmmaydn]

Thankyou for such beautiful laughter!!

[@GymGirl88]

"what is joy if you can't put it in an excell spreadsheet!?" This quote speaks to me on an extreme level Also manic Jessica brings me so much joy. Can't not laugh when she's laughing

[@midorishiwa]

The thing no one ever says about the Queen anymore: "she's younger than I thought". Except Claudia of course.

[@diminishingreturns_]

You guys are gonna be the best mums ever

[@a.bookmonkey6790]

How did you get a rainbow heart?

[@lilyyylc]

Ahhh the heart

[@lilyyylc]

@@a.bookmonkey6790 you have to join the membership thing

[@SamyTheBookWorm]

I’m not deaf or hard of hearing but I love that you caption every video because I love subtitles and also your accents sometimes are hard to understand 😂

[@fadingofthestar]

"because what is joy if you cant put it into an excel spreadsheet" a data scientist mood, truly

[@drvbrewer]

Oh please. Y’all are going to be great parents with all kinds of complementary and supplementary contributions.

[@titaniadioxide6133]

Thank you for the subtitles! The audio was much more echoey this time, so I was glad to have them even though I don’t need it most of the time.

[@kpwxx]

Maybe you should do a quiz about Montessori?! 😆

[@lizfortner6151]

"What is joy if you can't put it into an excel spreadsheet" - basically describes me

[@pleh7019]

Re: Guatemala Bay 😆... Was Claudia thinking of Guantanamo Bay? My best guess from a Canadian perspective lol

[@MissBee13]

Heaviest baby? His parents were roughly 8 feet tall. Not kidding. I’m a huge fan of weird world records. Oldest wine found? This is how a person might woo me. “Did you hear about the preserved wine cask in Tunisia that’s older than Julius Caesar?” SWOON.

[@almudenasouto3485]

As a spaniard myself, I had never heard of anyone named after their grandfather because of a tradition. We do name children after Saints and dress them in white on their naming day though

[@majohun3975]

I'm from Guatemala and I've never heard about bathing in cold water to help babies sleep.

[@julia-1582]

every time jess gave claudia an extra point for growing a fetus, my heart grew another size.

[@legendofayda]

I think Claudia genuinely confused Guatemala for Guantanamo Bay, which may be the funniest thing I have ever heard

[@jennylynch8411]

Claudia having the pregnancy brain is absolutely amazing 😂😂

[@deanofthequeer]

The look on Claudia's face when Jessica describes her love of over-organizing

[@jocieomg2991]

You are both going to be GREAT AND AMAZING moms (I didn’t even question it!) Love you guys ❤️

[@marydizzycat]

wow that brought tears to my eyes.. you guys will make great mothers! congratulations ❤️

[@onceuponamelody]

I love how Claudia got the most babies question after Jessica's "fun number" clue. 🤣🤣👌

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

inside information.

[@nevadag606]

I loved the pure wholesome energy at the very end 🥺🥰

[@percijessie]

I LOVE the pure energy and excitement of this video and I can’t believe there’s only 9 weeks to go!!!❤️

[@mayaal-azzawe5420]

We all already know that they will be fabulous parents 🥰

[@GI1derY]

I just love seeing both of you be so excited for your baby! Y'all are too cute! 🥰

[@EvenSoItIsWell]

“What is joy, if you can’t put it into an Excel spreadsheet.” ~ You are my spirit animal!

[@claireisacamel]

Lol I’m so glad we’ll have conversions since Claudia does Kilos and Jess does Pounds 🤣

[@luciafrau125]

Claudia almost smacking Jessica and looking directly into the camera has me laughing my ass off!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 9:40

[@saoirse7167]

My siblings and I could definitely communicate as babies. Apparently I worked out that none of my toys were toys were solid enough to use as footstools, so I persuaded my brother to crouch down and let me and my sister climb out of the play pen. I have since apologised.

[@Kaleysia]

For all the pregnant people in the comments reading this: It is actually not clear what the safe amount of alcohol in a pregnancy is. A little bit is probably fine, but we do not yet know how much exactly is fine. So it's best to avoid alcoholic drinks all together during pregnancy. Have a great pregnancy and safe delivery :)

[@AnanasAbanaan]

Adding to that: sleep research of unborn babies indicates that the mother drinking alcohol severely impacts the child’s sleep pattern. For the mother the effects are the same as they would be otherwise, but the baby does suffer a negative effect. (source: Why We Sleep by Matthew Walker). How “bad” this is in the long run isn’t really clear. It’s almost more a question of social behavior. The moment a woman is visibly pregnant, there will be a lot of random people who feel they have the right to dictate how she should behave, as if she is reduced to a babymaker and therefore considered public property.

[@kolmkilpkonna]

@@AnanasAbanaan The data is that small amounts are fine. And there are many cultures where it is traditional to drink for example diluted wine with dinner and these cultures do not have in general more unhealthy babies. The only issue is that it is hard to tell where the actual limit is, but small amounts do not have negative effects. It is crazy how we police pregnant people about alcohol (problematic only in large quantities), but do not police them about caffeine which actually has clear demonstrated negative effects starting from minimal consumption.

[@AnanasAbanaan]

@@kolmkilpkonna It is crazy. Especially since we do seem to have a social code that people decide for themselves if they consume alcohol, coffee or animal products, or whatever. But then when you're pregnant, suddenly that all goes out the window.

[@Lilobeetle]

I study nutrition at uni and from what I gather the best option is always no alcohol at all. Not only for pregnant people, also for your overall health. It might be little amounts don‘t do much harm (as far as you can tell) but nothing is always better than something in this case. Recommendations by authorities allow for certain amounts just because it’s so ingrained in our culture(s). Telling someone a little bit is okay probably has a better effect than telling someone to stay off the drink completely.

[@SilverHawk214]

The point is that drinking before you find out your pregnant is no reason to panic. Just stop drinking once you know.

[@sarahmartinez1021]

You two are hilarious! You’re going to have so much fun with your little one. Mine is 17 months old now and it’s been such a whirlwind and I couldn’t love it more.

[@robinhahnsopran]

I am SO EXCITED to see you two as mums.

[@ainsleythistlewaite2980]

So cute!!! Love their relationship and Jessica supporting Claudia. Also randomly guessed Guatemala.

[@kittymr.hedgehog7457]

There is no such as "better" parent as long as you strive to be the best to your capabilities....I have four beautiful grown children, they all say and think that each one was my favorite, I always said, when you are marching, or when one was playing softball , or water polo or softball. You are my favorite in that moment...your baby will learn from both of you at very different times, this sweet blessing has a wonderful tag team parent system...I was a single mom, and I am disabled, it was difficult but I wouldn't trade the special moments for anything....

[@ElizabethTheXIX]

I think they just did it to get a good title...

[@kittymr.hedgehog7457]

@@ElizabethTheXIX That might be so, but you never know who may need to read the written boost, especially in this mentally and emotionally charged time, it takes 8 positive comments to balance out 1 negative. OUR WORDS HAVE POWER!

[@pennyaddie5543]

I can already tell that you both are going to be fantastic parents!

[@butterpecanrican_]

I'm still stuck on "Russian peasant woman".. when were these questions written, 1800s? "Russian woman" would've sufficed lol.

[@marymac3572]

She had all those babies in the 1700s, that might be why it's phrased that way. It also makes the fact that 67 of the 69 survived infancy way more remarkable considering that Russian peasants (vs Russian nobility) wouldn't have as many resources.

[@butterpecanrican_]

@@marymac3572 that makes sense. I figured the makers of the game would've updated the verbiage. I think anyone having that many surviving kids in those days, peasants or nobility, is pretty damn amazing. Having that many kids NOW would be amazing lol

[@DoraG99]

I think it's notable because she survived so many pregnancies involving multiple babies. If they'd just said Russian woman I'd have thought it was more recent, or a noble person or somethibg

[@tanyad7894]

@@marymac3572 I didn't hear anything specified of the babies surviving infancy - perhaps the actual birth for a few days or a bit longer in order to be counted?

[@marymac3572]

@@tanyad7894 that number is from the Wikipedia page for people with the most children.

[@paulkelly726]

I believe you both will be perfect parents.

[@Pannini34]

I also boxed up and had an excel spreadsheet for my sons wardrobe and then he was born huge and went through 6 months worth of clothing in 2 months... he is now 7 months in 12-18 month clothing so be warned!!!

[@jaredphillips9285]

I'm so happy for you two! Y'all are you gonna be amazing mothers.

[@DawnBurn]

I am here for Jessica stanning her wife. Every video. Love it.

[@Whitey2716]

Well the good news being that none of these trivia questions translate into being good moms! Y’all will be fantastic!

[@mariag.8242]

You’ll be great mums, each in your special way

[@deblovessteak]

This definitely goes in one of the top funniest videos from y'all 🤣

[@alona270]

You guys is best part is you are strong together and complete stuff that the other doesn’t- so you are the best mums together!

[@mousebexley8641]

Okay I haven't watched this yet...reacting to the title.....You'll both be equally good Mums. :D You two are super supportive of each other and that is amazing. :)

[@sarawilliams9025]

I’m so excited to see you guys journey through parenthood...you’re going to be amazing parents! ❤️

[@BrownAutumnSeal]

Oh my goodness the nursery is gorgeous!

[@florencemagnoli]

watching your journey with pregnancy brings me soo much joy and happiness!! I really hope everything goes well and your baby borns healthy, they will be so happy with the borh of you

[@Exactpie1]

I am so excited for you both to be parents. Mainly because you guys are so excited. But I think you'll be wonderful parents.

[@siiri8902]

Giving Claud extra points for being the pregnant one 😭 Jessica is such a sweetheart

[@chloerintoule1785]

Baby brain vs hyper brain is honestly the best peice of content ive seen in a long while 😂

[@KindCountsDeb3773]

it was the perfect combo for hilarity ! I'm surprised slapstick didn't start up.

[@fulanadetal7710]

Best wishes lovely ladies! I hope your birth experience is an easy and healthy one 🥰 You'll be holding your little girl very soon, how exciting!!! 😍

[@EM-pt7ch]

You two are partnership and parenting goals!

[@c_md]

Nine weeks !!! That’s crazy ! I’m so happy for you, you will of course share only what you want to share, but I can’t wait to see you thriving as parents !!

[@Evan-ouu729]

"What is joy if you can't put it into an excel spreadsheet", I'd buy merch with that on

[@abbyb2752]

The puppy saying hi to the baby is the best 😍

[@Chaz29girl]

I'm so happy for you two! Your going to make great loving parents!

[@lilypudd]

Love you ladies & mini! Thanks for sharing your journey with us! Gentle huggs.

[@yvonnelovejoy8144]

Don't worry, you'll both be equally awesome moms. The best, I'm sure. You're two are one of the loveliest (and funniest) people ever 😊 Any child who has you two as parents is one lucky kid 💕 Btw, I could die for that dress, Jessica 😂 EDIT: I can't believe I predicted the answer before I even watched the video. Read: "equally awesome moms" EDIT: *sees the dislikes - faints in shock*

[@Tottosmile]

Jessica being so unbelievably supportive is what I needed today