TIPSY READING/REACTING TO FIVE STAR REVIEWS OF BOOKS I HATE [CC]

[@MegaChadAnakin]

the love hypotesis reviews are so over the top sounds like these people have never read a book before 😭

[@hipstamom]

A literary masterpiece?! I loved The Love Hypothesis and that's over the top ridiculous.

[@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789]

those glowing five-stars reviews have me putting that book on pedestal and now im scared the hardcore fans would attack me on goodreads -- and i agree with you, people treated that book as if its never been done before what the hell. this type of stuff has been all over wattpad for ages.

[@siweslibrary]

I'm convinced they're getting marketing coin because no way 😭

[@isyykim9708]

@@eugeniaagnesrombelayuk1789 ikr…. It just rubs me the wrong way cause I’ve read romance books by poc authors with 1000 times more talent then her, and they don’t even get close to the same amount of recognition or positive reviews.

[@strangerdan4860]

Y'know... as an actual woman in STEM.... I'd almost rather not have representation.....

[@Sarah-hc6kj]

Same

[@JulEnglefaris]

This comment sent me over the edge 🧪🧬🔬🤣

[@imogen9409]

Same lol

[@jio5680]

Lmao now I can't stop hysterically laughing

[@alexandramarino8447]

"Girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight" is the new live laugh love

[@JessOwens]

💀💀

[@christ5711]

Now I KNOW I did not just hear “submissive and breedable”😭😭😭 I HATE IT HERE

[@JessOwens]

We have been traumatized

[@dimerymichaels3539]

Yikes. 😭😭

[@Sidmarine]

Not even for a Sjm book either 😭

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

It hurts 😭💀

[@varasdelibros6006]

Lets just hope they don't breed...

[@cheesygrl12]

“Is this the first book you’ve ever read?!” that had me falling out LMAOOOOO

[@sdrawkcabemdaer5]

Loooool this is why when I hate a book I only go looking for other 1 & 2 star reviews so I can feel justified 😂

[@unprofessionalcritic3107]

Every time I see raving reviews that contain the words "literary masterpiece" for a clearly not well-written book (I'm not saying said book isn't enjoyable, that's subjective), I silently question their critical thinking ability and wonder about how many other books they actually have read in their lifetime. ☕

[@moustik31]

This is savage. 😂

[@maria-aquariusunbound]

Sometimes I'll check out their faves shelf and it all makes sense why they think a book like Love Hypothesis is a "literary masterpiece".

[@notthemostread]

@@maria-aquariusunbound I do that too! 😂😂

[@kaylees270]

The review for the Love hypothesis that Jess didn’t think was real sounded like some publisher who doesn’t know current slang or something wrote a review just to use gen-z buzzwords not realizing they are negative not positive (like gaslighting). 😂 This video was so entertaining!

[@dylanwickersham5610]

"That was absolutely one of the worst reviews that I've ever read in my life and I'm very upset that I clicked on it. What is going on? Okay I'm gonna find one more!" I am DECEASED!

[@deesant2507]

"you need to seek help because this sounds like a medical condition" I'M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Player-jr4gj]

some people need to read a really good 200k fanfic and raise their standards cuz nothing sjm has written lately has been good lmao

[@someonefromearth5231]

Well. Recommend some

[@fx4426m]

ao3 delivers better than sjm

[@levisparabatai]

So many moments in this cracked me up but the delivery of “Two beloved characters fans have been clamouring for. What fans? Whom? WHOMST?” has me SOBBING 😂

[@JessOwens]

😆😆

[@Tmschmidt]

“It’s like saying mayonnaise is spicy…what spice?!” I dying. This has to be on a shirt 🤣🤣🤣

[@JessOwens]

🤣🤣🤣

[@skullfullofbooks7398]

Never heard "he had my legs DIVORCED" before and I just cackled! 🤣

[@erin-4464]

These reviews for Love Hypothesis leads me to believe these people haven’t read either good romance books OR fanfics 😂 please y’all use that google machine better

[@JessOwens]

I’m worried for them

[@jenniferreads6536]

Yess to this!

[@luzvez]

girl I need some good recommendations.

[@MishaAria]

Sarah J Maas, I have never read her books, but she seems like an Ikea product.. everyone has one.

[@JessOwens]

Hahahahahah !!

[@_Mike.85]

Pure Kallax author

[@chooselovebooks]

This was a blast! I'm dying 😂. Spicy as mayonnaise 😂😂. Now I really want a video sequel with the opposite!! A tipsy video where you just read low reviews for your 5 star books !!!!

[@JulEnglefaris]

The amount of thirst for the Love Hypothesis is on another level I swear to god 😭 #yikes

[@JessOwens]

I really don’t understand

[@keke176]

I listened to Love Hypothesis on audio...2.5 stars. There is nothing memorable about the characters other than how they drink coffee. One of my favorite booktubers "loved" it (I no longer trust her), so I reread. DNFd, then changed rating to 1.

[@JessOwens]

🤣🤣🤣

[@user-vy2hz6fl6x]

😭💀damn

[@BlueberryPickles]

I lost it at "is this the first book you've ever read". Jess you are an international treasure.

[@JessOwens]

🥰🥰🥰

[@elnorakelly16]

I think there’s a certain demographic that will say anything is five stars if it contains a blank space girl boss theme

[@agnesmetanomski6730]

Sarah J. Maas "becoming foundational to every bookshelf"......I guess my bookshelves do not count in "every bookshelf" 😂 No Sarah J. Maas on them

[@JessOwens]

You are missing your foundational text !

[@agnesmetanomski6730]

@@JessOwens Well, I guess I'll just keep having a foundational gap 😂

[@pal_lili_stine]

that love hypothesis review was traumatizing

[@justpepper5126]

It's a bad day on booktube when Jess finally decides to cancel people. ☠ "There's not even pepper." You are correct, I am not in that book. 🤣 Edit: I agree that we need to have a serious conversation about what counts as good romance. Our book club should get together and talk about it. The children need to know.

[@JD-dz9lx]

I couldn’t even finish The Love Hypothesis. Your first rant of this book was spot on, and I loved this rant too. LOLLLLLL.

[@SloanePaoPow]

I love your rants, Jess! They are second-hand cathartic!

[@brgettinmoney]

These reviews sound like they were written by the teams at spotify at buzzfeed

[@HaleyJeanASMR]

a year later and the love hypothesis reviews STILLLLL have me on the FLOOORRRR LMFAOOO

[@kimaya4503]

"he had my legs divorced" is SENDING ME..

[@KD-CD]

"It ain't fabricated" *whispers* "It is" -fav part of the video 😭

[@JessOwens]

🤣🤣

[@excruciatingsleep]

I actually liked Ninth House, but your criticisms are valid: she never goes to class, everyone's up each other's ass about being ~at Yale~, and it didn't feel like Bardugo completed her thoughts on the myriad issues she brought up. But it was an interesting potboiler with magical elements. The other two, I agree with. I like Ayman's reviews, so when she was gung-ho about Love Hypothesis I rolled my eyes the whole time. Also Maas is Not Good. Can't we throw her in a garbage can with Cassie Claire? Also, the bit with taking off your glasses and them putting them back on again gave an me instant serotonin boost.

[@damekkoDark]

I mean, those secret societies made sure she didn't get booted out of there. Corrupt higher education but make it magical I like ninth house a lot tbh and some question will be answered in later books probably

[@unprofessionalcritic3107]

Ugh... I pray for that day when throwing Maas to the garbage can will happen.

[@SBrown-og3nr]

Who...who wrote that second review for The Love Hypothesis? Like, I loved the book, and I am eyerolling that review. And also all the Ninth House ones. But also, I need a drunk Jess reading 1 star reviews of your favorite books a la Emily Fox.

[@JessOwens]

That second review can’t be real !!!

[@jac8313]

Nothing beats a good rant about petty things.

[@charleysmith5849]

"No I gave it two stars, I hated it. 2 stars and lower I hated the book." 😂😂 I creased

[@jio5680]

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THERE ARE GOOD FANFICS OUT THERE! I'm so tired of ppl comparing anything badly written to fanfiction.

[@Sirdeln]

The way you say "literary masterpiece" is SO 😭😂

[@alenanela1743]

OMG THE “bewitched me body mind soul” DO NOT QUOTE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD! DO NOT DISRESPECTTTTTTT

[@serenity8910]

Why did I think it was a good idea to put on a sheet mask and relax while watching this video? I can't stop laughing!!! 🤣

[@JessOwens]

HAHAHAHA

[@JustTiffers]

The anger on “what spice?” I’m dying. This is too good 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #SpicyMayo

[@JessOwens]

Will never be over it 🤣

[@StaringInAmira]

🤣 the way I hated the love hypothesis

[@KourttneyL]

I love your rants and thoughts on books everyone hyped up! 👏🏻 Also *not me getting nervous and hopes that she doesn’t find my one paragraph review* 👀

[@_Mike.85]

My rule of thumb is, if it's one of the 5 books (at any moment in time) currently being hyped to death on booktok, it's gonna be 100% garbage.

[@joyahawkrose3984]

Honest the second to last review for The Love Hypothesis just made me uncomfortable

[@JD-dz9lx]

I could not believe what I was hearing.

[@MinMin-ks2dr]

Omgg you’re too funny “they have the personality of my post it notes & not even cuz mine are pink and they’re the beige ones” 😂😂

[@Itsmanila]

This video had me ctfu! 😂😂 I felt the way you felt especially about Love Hypothesis and am so glad you're saying it for me! Hahaha!

[@LetMeintheLibrary]

The way you make eye contact with the camera like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 is killing meeeeee

[@JeRsEyFeMmE]

The way I hollered and laughed auirng this whole video 🤣🤣🤣. Pure entertainment sis! 😆

[@Satyaapatel]

Yesss when you put your glasses on I knew shit is going to get ripped up. “WHAT SPICE?! WHAT SPICE?!”👩‍🍳🤌💋

[@JessOwens]

Tired of being lied to !!

[@nunyabiz1266]

I’m so glad I found your page. I haven’t even read these yet but this rant was fabulous. I’m snorting and crying at the same time. Thank you 😂😂😂

[@JoshsBookishVoyage]

I rate these reactions 5/5 stars.

[@JessOwens]

Why thank you 🥰

[@angierivera7481]

Your reactions are 100% gold and I cackled my way through this video. 😂🤣

[@lilygrant2525]

That "I'm tired and equally done" look is exactly how I feel when I read popular books...thinking I'm going to like them and then I need up not liking them 😫

[@k.d.r.3980]

This whole rant had me dying! I am here for ranting, tipsy Jess! 😆😆

[@lisabscreativeworld9238]

Me laughing and snorting coffee out my nose!!! 😂 You kill me!

[@brunatonella]

This is pure gold, words are not enough to describe it 🤣

[@larakinan7081]

I have never seen a roast go so hard, I LOVE IT LOL

[@DaniDacey]

Please do this again. I was dying from start to finish. 😂

[@RobinReads]

I. Am. Wheezing. I was not prepared for this level of hilarity. I hope you do this again

[@JessOwens]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AlexieBees]

I love this video and this idea!! It would be so fun to watch you tipsy one star review of your favorite books as well!! It could be a good idea if you ever want to be tipsy and react to more book reviews

[@JessOwens]

I am so nervous to do that, they gone hurt my feelings 🥴

[@futchslug]

The drama of your readings… loving it living for it 😂😂💜💜

[@bookishnatie9614]

The safety of getting some of the books on kindle or from the library lol.

[@derekdavis5310]

Please do this kind of video again! That was the laugh I needed today! 🤣

[@bb_reads]

I love this video so much! One of my favs from you so far. ❤️❤️

[@danirossas]

Lmao this had me dying 😂 I thought I had liked the love hypothesis but you pointed out good facts and now I’m like ehhh ima return the book.

[@JessOwens]

LOL!!!

[@Ashley-gq9xy]

I will never understand the absolute chokehold miss Sarah Janet Maas has on the book community cause I could not even finish a single book of hers. I'm convinced at this point her fans will buy 6 copies of whatever 800 page, unedited book she publishes, no matter what it's about. Amazing.

[@writebeat294]

Lol! Jess, you petty AF but I love it! I really enjoyed The Love Hypothesis but I do think some of the reviews were over the top. Love this video and your initial rant.

[@aftondeonce]

Sweethand is THAT. GWORL.

[@JessOwens]

YES. GAWD

[@theliftingchemist]

this had me AND my husband DYINGGGGG pls do more tipsy youtube videos

[@TheFangirlMixtape]

I held it together until the face you made after reading out "submissive and breedable" 💀

[@mathildes8583]

I got an ad immediately after "from front to the back... wait what?" and it was the most comically paced thing ever

[@lindaharrison3240]

“ This book is garbage!” 🤣 Tell it, Jess! I’m so here for this. Rip on it! You can tell when someone hasn’t read it and just wanted to say a bunch of trashy stuff.

[@olangericmvelazquezmunoz2081]

The mayo thing had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣

[@vic70ria]

Jess ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣 I have no words because I can’t stop laughing

[@trishawood2997]

😂 you had me LOL this whole video! Love it! 🍷🍷

[@pamelawagner8045]

Most hilarious video so far. Love it.

[@HG-ok4yp]

Question re. The Love Hypothesis. Is the kiss that starts the whole thing consensual, like does she ask for permission? Because the way it keeps being described makes it sound like she just assaults a coworker.

[@JessOwens]

No she doesn’t, she just kisses him

[@someonefromearth5231]

She did ask him.. and as an answer he snorted, which she had mistaken as a yes and kissed him. Even adam acknowledges that it was assault and threatens to report her but of course he didn't cuz you know.. This a cringey romance book and they're the "main characters"

[@meganandrews4573]

You’re me when I’m three drinks in😂. You’re facial expressions had me laughing so hard!

[@psychicsocial]

Monte?!? The craziest plot twist of the year.

[@Dasha-pv1xk]

"there is barely salt" - lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@lisaplummer8144]

I need wine now. You made me belly laugh.

[@monaerichelle808]

“Whom?!” “WHOMST?!” Ctfu 😂

[@JessOwens]

😆😆😆

[@chicoladogski]

I'm a member of a reading group that has recently read The Love Hypothesis and they're all raving about it. It's so ridiculous.

[@kirangite3610]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER!!!!

[@booksandthings8297]

Thanks for the laughs, such a funny rant. These reviews cannot be real 👀 i need to check if they aren't trolling

[@DarwinRoger893]

These type of reviews are the reason why I don’t think that trashy books getting popular is harmless. They actively take away the platform and opportunities from actually good books. These books hardly have to try and they get Goodreads Choice Awards or whatnot, while great authors who put so much love and effort into their books get nothing. Read whatever you want, we all have our guilty pleasures. But when people go on to write reviews on books like The Love Hypothesis or ACOSF and act like it’s the greatest piece of literature, you’re not helping.

[@jamilastonesworld]

I laughed so hard 🤣 this vid is awesome 👌

[@purple_choco]

had me laughing so hard in the first 5 minutes already 😂

[@reecha994]

these love hypothsis reviews are just so over the top omg

[@queenalchemist3601]

Omg please make a part 2 this video is so funny

[@JessOwens]

😏😏

[@dimerymichaels3539]

Brutal 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for doing this tipsy! We all want to have some drinks and just demolish things we hate!

[@CatApocalypse]

I've been surprised by the folks who've been praising The Love Hypothesis, and I'm like... Really? The ReyLo fanfic?? If I try it, it's gonna be from the library, I'm not buying it 💀

[@daytrel6854]

GIRL! You did that! This video gave what it was supposed to give. LMAO 🤣 🤣 this roast gave me life and I enjoyed every single secong. Your thoughts were spot on and the Mayonnaise reference was EPIC. Thanks for the laughs

[@JessOwens]

😂😂🥰 why thank you

[@NovelNanny]

Yay someone else who wasn’t heads over heels about love hypothesis

[@ladystark9652]

Omg when you started in about a Court of Silver Flames I died!!!🤣🤣🤪🤯💯💀 I can't understand the love for that book and I'm glad someone else feels the same!

[@samiramohamud3411]

I can't stop laughing. 🤣 You're bloody brilliant 👏

[@leedorashinee]

I did love and gave 5 stars to Ninth House but it is entertaining to see you read 5 star reviews when you didn’t like it. 😂

[@KourttneyL]

I would love to see what you have to say about the black dagger brotherhood romance books! 😂

[@aletheac3400]

I think she would be more the one who set the genre than sjm. I love me some Jr ward

[@PamNg]

what in the pumpkin spiced latte is the deal with TLH i don't GETT ITTT

[@JessOwens]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ravenwingedwolf13]

It only makes sense that I caught this video while I was brewing tea.

[@JessOwens]

Perfect 😌

[@nelvalostinpages5846]

I haven't read any of these but I'm over here cackling lmao can't wait to read the Love Hypothesis so i know what side i fall on (but not in a rush to actually read it 💀)