More Metalhead Problems

[@jhofffilms]

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[@thomasspencer520]

Yay

[@Ressiedevil]

Please put in "girlfriend thinks I'm too hot to be a Metalhead" By the way I dumped her the day after she said that

[@FirstLast-yo5yf]

What about some custom brewskis and some snap backs so i can do the metal head "oh fuck I'm late for the show" run

[@ILIK3BUTT3R3DT04ST]

Also, I the one with dog is me, but with my kitty

[@slashmaster2]

This doesn't help my problem of having 80-90 shirts and only 1 pants...

[@rttingat7049]

"You have like 1000 shirts" "But only 1 pair of jeans" Most relatable shit I've ever seen😂😂

[@grindcoreninja6527]

Same.

[@mikamustdie633]

Same

[@rory4102]

Jokes on you, I have 2 pair of jeans😂

[@missstrawberry3053]

Mother_Of_ Emo_Bands Always be prepared

[@niknak8299]

Turtle Neck Jeans are so fucking expensive I rather have 2 band shirts than 1 pair of jeans.

[@icantthinkofanamesothisisi7814]

Problems being a metalhead: No one at school likes metal except you and the music teacher

[@cloroxbleachtm9638]

Painfully relatable

[@jasperherron5267]

im not a metal head but i listen to almost exclusively punk, i would wanna dress more punk but see im broke. so its only like 45% punk. anyways i hate it when older people find out i like punk and theyre like "name one band" and i just list like 20 to shut them up

[@icantthinkofanamesothisisi7814]

@@jasperherron5267 after pay

[@jasperherron5267]

@DanielBx nah theres a whole thing to dressing punk its more than ripped clothes

[@anon-dj9ox]

Since I'm a metalhead, everytime when I wear some band's merch they r like *WAIT PPL WHO LISTEN TO IT ARE STILL ALIVE--*

[@Demisearts]

"when band you like dont come ro your city" CITY? my favoriye band dont come to MY COUNTRY😂😂😂😂

[@marypolydwrou5541]

Umm thank you

[@bishopm4401]

Come to brazil

[@mallakai2533]

Australian metal head problem right there

[@erojerisiz1571]

Tem-sama it will eventually

[@rlcsgod]

Brazil bleaze 😳

[@QueenEspeon96]

Another problem.... When you're the only metalhead in your group of friends and you yell SLAYER 😶

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

And when your trying to find a girl who likes metal but most of the time they listen to rap or hip hop

[@TS-ib9ll]

@@enigmaticbeing7703 Or Billie EYELASH

[@chrisgentry7242]

That's my whole life story.

[@krisu101]

@@enigmaticbeing7703 Relatable. And for me, I won't judge their taste of music, because I listen to hip-hop and pop too time to time. But the problem is when they judge my taste of music which is metal and hard rock, it's just so sad. And it makes me a bit angry too. :D

[@lunahetfield]

HOFMAN _ billie eyeballs

[@martinpazdera3904]

Chris runs alot

[@austin3g410]

martin pazdera he doesnt run out of beer though

[@kevinrodriguez9701]

Cardio is important when you go into the pit

[@brentjarvis3135]

don't you mean CAN'T RUN

[@aylinmaiden4258]

He runs to the hills

[@brentjarvis3135]

@@aylinmaiden4258 runs for his life

[@KratosofSparta9]

“It’s a Thrash dog” “don’t drink my beer” that part got me 😂

[@jungleismasiv4426]

1) SLAYER is retiring. (tears of molten metal)

[@meanlaughmachine]

Tanay Prajapati they are touring again in 2019

[@mikeyarrengaming7671]

deathfan2002 true but still they are retiring

[@laveyanpride9362]

Bout time

[@javiersosa1329]

@@mikeyarrengaming7671 Ozzy has been retiring for decades

[@joshuaboggs9429]

Nah i think slayer jumped on a bandwagon to draw more folks in

[@elscourou6654]

i liked how when he threw the patch out of the window a car horn went off as if it almost caused an accident lol

[@zissisalimoudis6332]

Yeah thats cuz its a metal patch

[@nairnamor1268]

Thrash dog is adorable, he can drink my beer

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

Metalhead girls r hard to find

[@sweetcoffee2458]

@@enigmaticbeing7703 yep

[@keeleyduty1185]

Enigmatic being I’m like the only metalhead female in the eighth grade, smh...

[@lunahetfield]

If i ever get a thrash dog, im gonna name him/her fucking Iron Maiden

[@enigmaticbeing7703]

@@lunahetfield that's awesome 🤘🤘

[@fronkee666]

Legend has it that he's still running to this day

[@nathann7281]

Metalheads in a nutshell. Have 100 band shirts but only one pair of jeans.

[@xtexaschainsawx]

That's me lol

[@thewalkingdeadlife7006]

So true

[@metalupyourass9247]

That is the law!

[@carlosmarin8020]

Me!

[@mrvinyl-mrchili9583]

My jeans are so Dirty. They just startet walking 😂🤷‍♂️

[@vonsgonerogue]

"Have you ever heard of Woods of Ypres before" Me: kiss my ashes goodbye

[@deathpunx5521]

Horror Business nice profile pic

[@Jancek34]

Why is he always running? lol

[@ericdraven3420]

Japek34 only real thrash metalheads run instead walking

[@notkinghelix]

I guess you could say it's a "running gag"

[@spookybro1122]

Comedic effect and fuck walking

[@wretchedslippage3255]

Its called a "running gag"

[@roosolini7105]

He is in an eternal mosh pit

[@ivanchernov3041]

Aah metal chicks Everybody wants one but no one can get one

[@amberlyelizabeth]

We go to shows. You should try going outside your house, fam

[@Condemned782]

Crimson Rain the only thing stopping me going to shows is the lack of cash

[@freyalongden180]

We do exist, just need to look harder

[@the___dude]

We finally find one but then they're taken :(

[@amiraapplewell]

metal chick here lmao. we exist.

[@percymelanson1187]

3 in a short span of time, where is the real jhoffilms

[@anonymous._.euronymous._.1349]

Percival Melanson At the new Ghost Tour.

[@ThrashedTV]

Ploughing your loved ones and drinking your beer.

[@tank7456]

Fucking language PuresG1ft

[@MusicLover-zq1eh]

"You're too nice to be a metalhead"

[@leofelix3019]

3:34 I swear that’s every Brazilian fan

[@sayanorasonic]

Rip Dime don't blame them, they're just proud of their bands

[@saigeyoksh]

Clarence Alfonso like Sepultura or umm... Sepultura?

[@blackmetalgoat9060]

BlackWing Gaming sarcófago , vulcano , Angra

[@bilbobaggins6223]

hail from brasil!!1!1 pls cum!!1!1!

[@geoalsan]

BlackWing Gaming Sarcófago, hatefullmurder, Torture Squad, Violator, Project46, Nervosa, Prophecy...

[@anonimationghoul8798]

How to be a metal(beginners): 1)Long hair 2)Drink to much alcohol 3)wear a metal jacket/shirt 4)yell SLAYEEER every single day😋🤘🔥🔥🔥

[@nobrika97]

there's no such thing as to much alcohol, it's always just enough :D

[@logan8963]

Also swear a shit ton

[@MrSENTINELOFFREEDOM]

You forgot . Improperly use the word too

[@xxrandom_userxx9994]

ummm im going to skip the alcohol part the only thing i have achieved so far is the long hair

[@luisaguerra2863]

shit, i can't do any of those, what can i do?

[@fancykat9940]

4:48 Actually me, discovering Death in 2018

[@martinreid2352]

Same, wow, that strikes a chord

[@lbentforleather9654]

Me too, but in 2019...

[@onutube6392]

That's what happened when I discovered sex pistols

[@nammajeff38]

Apparently metalheads must also be fast on their feet.

[@Oli-dj7yh]

Cum 2 brasil

[@vapordreams983]

How come I was the first one to put that in the comments, but you get more likes?

[@Oli-dj7yh]

Oh, sorry, I didn't know. But does it even matter? I thought people write funny comments just to make other people laugh.

[@vapordreams983]

Eh, I guess you're right. Enjoy you're comment. I'm sorry.

[@Oli-dj7yh]

Why sorry? Everything's fine!

[@viniciusaugustom251]

@chaos kkkkkkk

[@hallvardolai]

Metalhead problems: Other subgenres hate on you because the subgenres are so divided.

[@jesperw1602]

Holy shit that last blackout I had lasted 5 years? Ony explanation for there already being another JHoff video.

[@WildFander]

2:01: But, I love Hot Topic...... And my parents allow me to wear their old original concert and tour shirts for bands i know.

[@mallgothgf]

same here

[@Hermes810]

I think they simply got so drunk that they forgot they made two videos this year allready and keep making new ones.

[@Matt-zu2lu]

When one of favorite bands stop touring because there all in their late 60s-early 70s. R.I.P. Black Sabbath 😣🤘

[@stuuubbs7782]

Make "a metal heads guide to beer"

[@andreicocor4383]

Stuuubbs 77 I just buy the cheapest one because I'm poor af. I don't think I'm the only one. You don't need a guide to buy beer

[@saigeyoksh]

Andrei Cocor I'm 15

[@andreicocor4383]

BlackWing Gaming I'm 17, I can't buy beer too, but I have some 18 years old friends, sometimes I ask them to buy me a few beers. But usually I just drink my dad's beer Lol

[@imatreeguy1143]

You ain't poor till you drink a md or a oe

[@stuuubbs7782]

Andrei Cocor just for comedy purposes trust my i know what beers i like haha

[@C4nn1b4l_]

When you go to a concert, after the show, there will be people selling shirts. Buy one from them. It costs way less, and they're selling it illegally.

[@noir371]

But why would they do that? It’d only cost them money

[@C4nn1b4l_]

@@noir371 I don't know why, but they do it. But one shirt is 60 dollars. Why would I spend that, when I can buy a 5 dollar shirt with the same quality?

[@DuckedUpGaming666]

Actually some shows do it before as well especially if it is a big one, dont buy them. They are fake. They get the shows shirt and have it copied for like a dollar a shirt and they go out and try to sell them. Saw a guy get arrested for doing it once back in high school.

[@zkrama1639]

Yea, I don't like them, could really be fake, plus just support the bend you like and buy a shirt from their official vendor at the show... But that's just me opinion, to each their own so no hard fellings

[@C4nn1b4l_]

@@zkrama1639 that's understandable, I think I will for now on. At the time, I didn't see it that way.

[@LeagueOfJared]

She has the same Behemoth shirt as me, but at least I got it at their show.

[@saigeyoksh]

Jared Hutchison in your size? Lol

[@TheBackpackingSailor]

I'm gonna see them at knotfest

[@CFHMetalHeadCFH]

"Have you heard of Woods of Ypres before?" "Too soon?" Hahaha

[@princessolmeca2933]

Haha! Love the Disturbed gag! Big Disturbed fan, but that was pretty funny.

[@serhatkoc5766]

I don't get the gag

[@princessolmeca2933]

He stepped in a pile of shit, and the Disturbed CD was supposed to be a visual representation of the shit he stepped in. It's funny because he's poking fun of all the metal stereotypes and one is that all metalheads with any salt or clout REALLY hate bands like Disturbed that aren't "real metal" or were even metal in the first place. I love Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Godsmack, and Slipknot, but I also love just as much Mayhem, Rotting Christ, Deicide, Megadeth, and other bands that inarguably fit under the metal umbrella.

[@serhatkoc5766]

At first I disliked beacuse of that, I think"disturbed is a nice group for me you can't do that-even the video is perfect lol" Ok then, I give no dislike or no like...but im goin to downlod it hehe

[@mohawkmohican8611]

Princess Olmeca Any metalheads who use the word "clout" or think they have "clout" should be crowdkilled by someone wearing leather gloves with spikes and spiked gauntlets.

[@princessolmeca2933]

Guess I fit into that list of victims because I used the word?

[@maxxmccullen3937]

I love how he runs at the end of every clip 😂😂

[@whyamievendoingthis...]

Woods of yuppers

[@SchlegelcFM]

I didnt get it lmao

[@thrashist1694]

I love woods of ypres and honestly was surprised by the reference

[@cosmicmoose6663]

RIP david gold:(

[@stevenrivas4728]

I was surprised by the reference as well. I've been listening to them for only little more than 10 years or so

[@darylliguid5603]

I think this guy is on speed. Hes always running

[@TS-ib9ll]

You don't need energy drinks if you are thrashoholic.

[@luscivian2918]

no it's the thrash metal in him

[@samoclese6435]

"Yeah but one pair of jeans" I feel personally attacked.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

As a Metalhead - I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@neaituppi7306]

"I'm going to dimebag your ass, and sue you until next Thursday."

[@roxannep.7043]

2:49 Me when I try to make friends.

[@RealIG125]

We gonna ignore the fact that he got into a library with beer and yelling slayer? 💀

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Hahaha love the Disturbed diss

[@lloydchristmas5588]

HaliniSnow it would have been better if it was a Nickelback cd lol

[@AlexiRamirez2000]

HaliniSnow why do people not like disturbed

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Kaleb Metal Because they're mediocre, bland and one dimensional. At least that's why i don't like them

[@lloydchristmas5588]

HaliniSnow their not that bad I listen to a few songs of theirs but theres just better bands I'd rather listen to

[@GMovieSeeker]

I mean, I kinda liked Disturbed.... Until I discovered ALL THEIR ALBUMS SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME

[@Mark-ix4zt]

I love how he always runs away at the end of every clip😂😂. well, not every single one but...

[@ZacHarYMetaLHiCkBenn]

Every time he screams slayer .. it feels like I’m watching mortal kombat 😂😂😂

[@enigmaticbeing666]

SLAYER!!! 🐉 🤘🤘

[@thesixstringshooter]

The biggest metalhead problem you missed is when they took Deathgasm off Netflix.

[@benmoyer3606]

Or metalacalypse off Hulu

[@anonymous._.euronymous._.1349]

That Sabaton Concert sure is Long.

[@gabrielepesacane5430]

4:48 "when you get into a band but you find out the singer is Per Yngve Ohlin and they broke up"

[@jesseking82]

4:50 I laughed... Then I looked down and realized I'm wearing a Woods of Ypres shirt... Then I laughed again.

[@amberlyelizabeth]

Was listening to them right before watched this video

[@lordlucius1341]

Metalhead: wait is that my vest? Cute girl: yea but I’m like wearing it. Metalhead: (snaps) denim give it

[@thrasherdave1428]

Thrash before hoes. That doesn't rhyme but I don't got time to give a fuck about that :)

[@diel314]

@@thrasherdave1428 trash before smash

[@HPTFan]

The red head girl is cute. I don’t have a Metalhead girlfriend, so that’s a problem. Hehe. I love dogs too, but I also love cats. All of these jokes made me laugh! 🤣

[@homicidaldecor7941]

AVJR you call THAT a Metalhead girlfriend???? The fuck...

[@k33pstrumming39]

Fuck girlfreinds

[@henripech5276]

Girlfriends are gay

[@k33pstrumming39]

@@henripech5276 agreed

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

@@k33pstrumming39 everyone does that you know.

[@Mark-ix4zt]

I love how he always runs away😂😂🤣🤣 It's hilarious🤣

[@gabrielvidal6717]

This is the only channel that actually makes me stop watching porn when they upload a new video. It’s always worth every second of that time.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

STOP WATCHING PORN

[@jeroenvandennoordt1259]

Because power trip is awesome

[@kanyeezy2019]

stop watching PØRN

[@mrm2542]

I love how he sprints everywhere

[@CoYoTe_50]

Omg, already new video!!!

[@bertalanfabian5742]

The "stepping shit" part was the best! XD

[@anonymous._.euronymous._.1349]

RIP KarSkittles 1990?-2018 Rip 80s Thrash. You might be missed.

[@nancyboy7223]

rip karskipples, best grunge-metal-ska-pop vocalist next to morrissey from the cure, the original viking metal band

[@AlexiRamirez2000]

In the arms of the angles

[@bloodhoof66]

80's thrash is still kinda around ... well some of those bands are... on my battle vest (whatever you call it) all the bands on there are 80's and still going!!... well slayer... um..

[@AlexiRamirez2000]

cyber tune Metallica is still around

[@letsbeafraid2233]

buddy your parents are sold already on ebay, the highest bid was 6.66

[@graciafetzen9443]

finding jeans that are comfortable enough and look well is so difficult 😂😂

[@saigeyoksh]

"I'm gonna dimebag your ass and Sue you till next Thursday" most metal thing anybody has ever said

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Hey Children of Bodom album cover.

[@saigeyoksh]

Kaelan McAlpine hell yeah! My favorite death metal band!

[@scar3fr3ak]

4:48 hit me right in the heart. 😩

[@viktornanos2275]

tfw we didn't wait a year for a new video

[@anniewatkins6450]

It really got me when he threw the patch out of the window.. "Thanks.. I guess" 😂😂

[@KaibaSeto.]

About five minutes ago i remembered part 1 and came back to watch it,and i find this... That's the metal-sense Thanks Lemmy!

[@gassyirishman2859]

I love how he always stumbles over shit on the way out

[@THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL]

HAVE YOU HEARD OF WOODS OF YUPPERS BEFORE? That hits hard And that pronunciation actually hurt me physically

[@UtopianMagic1408]

Everytime he leaves a scene running I'm just like sir were are you running too lol!!!

[@danksidious4293]

You get a like for Ash Vs Evil Dead

[@tylerbrah4676]

Dank Sidious RIP

[@danksidious4293]

Too bad, the third season looked like it would be great

[@danksidious4293]

They started out good, then not so much.

[@Jin_Raiden]

The shirt thing is too damn relatable.. both of them, and beer and riffs.. lol I love these videos.

[@speedpunk8937]

The face when Chris realizes his girlfriend is still in school

[@theanarchist8322]

“Denim, let’s go” *snap* *snap*. Gotta love the Trailer Park Boys reference

[@staticsyndrome2011]

RIP having to wait months for new Jhoff vids

[@SchlegelcFM]

Static Syndrome probs cause theyre on summer break rn

[@ThrashedTV]

SchlegelREV confirmed

[@twix8238]

Chris = Always running but never runs out of beer

[@alexandraionescu4121]

Another year passed??? And here I though it was only a week ago that I saw the last video... I have to be really carefull watching Jhoff videos otherwise I'll be practically dust by the time they upload the next one ☠️☠️☠️

[@giuliamonjardim4423]

“orgulho do metal brasileiro” tbm meu amigo natanael nsjxjdfj

[@pedrocampos8318]

Giulia Monjardim Cade o Brasil porra?

[@renatasousadepaula1798]

Aqui porra

[@giuliamonjardim4423]

isso ai porra!!!

[@slaytanicwehrmacht8334]

3:26 Me: cries in Russia

[@AlexRazorGame]

Точняк)

[@mallgothgf]

*cries in seattle*

[@samcarter2629]

Жиза

[@danieldoria5262]

For coincidence I’m in Brasil....

[@countgrishnackh73]

*cries in greece*

[@FaithMidnight]

When you have to work birdsong into a metal song you're writing because your parakeet is also a metal head.

[@nothingisforyouhere]

Your videos bring me such joy

[@Nantosuelta]

3:04 that off screen trip is comedy gold!

[@ki2976]

O N E P A I R O F J E A N S Ikr

[@scottishbananaclan]

Every metal head: NO. FOR THE LAST F*CKING TIME, I DON'T WORSHIP SATAN.

[@tokiwartooth1442]

I'm a simple man, I see a jhofffilms video, I click like

[@amberlyelizabeth]

Toki!

[@tokiwartooth1442]

@@amberlyelizabeth the one and only 😁🤘

[@jreynolds9895]

Stops copies me! 😂

[@JaxJSwiss]

I love it how most of them end with you running away

[@Z-A-C]

These metal “skits” are the best. Hope you do more of these.

[@lethellsing]

Fittest beer drinking swearing running metal head on the planet, now that’s multitasking

[@batman66ism]

THANKS GUYS SO NEEDED THIS RIGHT NOW

[@salviija774]

My dog is so metal he opens both beer bottles and cans in his own. I'm proud, I trained him well.

[@theshamanofenterprise7408]

That's 3 videos in 2 weeks Lemmy must be in a good mood.

[@adamtheawesomeperson6490]

That Woods of Ypres joke got me on a personal level

[@perezchica.keith2072]

Fucking SLAAAAYYERRR

[@zackbrumis7831]

Watching these give me an inexplicable feeling of tranquility

[@thedesecrator6312]

The Five Year Wait Is Finally Over!!!!!!!!

[@jzip]

United By HEAVY METAL it was all part of THE FIVE YEAR PLAN dude.

[@phantomx6182]

Still here after 2 years and I still have to pause the video to fucking die of laughter at him stepping in "shit" at 1:44.

[@leonaluna3307]

"You have like a thousand shirts" "Yea, but only one pair of jeans..." I relate to this so much.

[@fireway2451]

0:34 me, when I told my friends that the meet and greet tickets for the Hollywood Vampires only cost 1500 €

[@bigmanfam6955]

Did I just time travel a whole year?

[@corpsegrinder445]

Nice logo MEGADETH

[@noahtorcasso1399]

The first one was the most relateable by far for me, I have just 1 pair of jeans. In the winter I have to wear shorts for at least a day every time I wash them, but I often wear a band shirt every day

[@galiard9006]

This video made me cry (almost)

[@AlexRazorGame]

"running out of beer" I thought he will literally run away from an empty beer can lol

[@DarkSoul-jj2rv]

3:40 Slayer - Raining Love

[@Francisco_VI]

Lmao! Can't believe you mentioned Woods of Ypres. I said the same thing when I discovered them.

[@Gladius714]

4:50!!! DUDE THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I FOUND WOODS OF YPRES!!!

[@Northdracula]

I like how Chris ran out of the date 4-5 times and still came back haha