Metalhead Job Interview

[@SomebunnyASMR]

"yes that's my father, Tom Araya" "oh...excellent"

[@tylerbrah4676]

DancesOnSand ASMR give me some tingles plz

[@mark_beastpriest5539]

"He doesn't know about me, though"...

[@bramgroenhof]

Poser Disposer. The hero we need but don't deserve

[@ipimptrolls948]

bramgroenhof spit my beer out when he said poser disposer 😂

[@juanantoniocarmonacamacho3344]

Disposer heroes

[@yoav04444]

Damn so many ac/dc thots dead

[@MetallicaRules]

I want to like your comment, but it's at 666, and I don't want to ruin it.

[@pr0tored129]

WHOEVER THE FUCK LIKED AT 666 LIKES IS A POSER, IN NEED OF BEING DISPOSER(ED)

[@moonlightmadness5849]

went to an interview in a cannibal corps t shirt and got the job. and still working at the same liquor store.

[@ultradude2491]

moonlight Madness cool!!

[@GMovieSeeker]

Dress for the job you want, as they say!

[@joshstanton267]

haha nice haha! i scored a job once in the same way!

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

moonlight Madness so wear a Nightwish shirt to a play audition. Got it. Especially if it's something like Les Mis or Beauty and The Beast.

[@FernandoGarcia-xc5xy]

moonlight Madness I got a job at Wal-Mart wearing a black Dahlia murder shirt

[@DanielFlores-gx7xi]

"the avenged sevenfold concert is next door" "yeah, I'm not into Christian metalcore" hahaha great

[@cotyrobish2833]

XD

[@trevorstockton2516]

Daniel Flores even though they’re my favorite band I laughed so hard at that

[@aidenmillerTheclassicgameWiz]

Trevor, do you need a therapist?

[@sopsilist2030]

lol i love a7x

[@alexdeanda8386]

Daniel Flores I like that he said avenged sevenfold and Chris is always saying that they stole overkill logo which is the most trve metal fact

[@SenseiJosh]

"How many words can you type per hour?" Six.

[@bobsbrain397]

literally me

[@grandmapussydestoryer6669]

skank ! nice D.R.I logo man fucking awesome

[@РоманБайгильдин-м5м]

666

[@grandmapussydestoryer6669]

Роман Ярных i have been summoned.

[@manwiththecigar2606]

Me writing essays that are due tomorrow

[@149CreepingDeath08]

Anything with Chris is just gold

[@maclunkey7275]

149CreepingDeath08 agree

[@brendancairnie6553]

Yes agreed

[@worldofwarcraftgod]

True

[@bradoozy]

Chris is the George Carlin of Metal

[@ZacharyTheJackal]

Thrasher Chris is gold in general

[@Dan-jg6dq]

Wouldn't be a video with Thrasher Chris without at least one "FUCKIN SLAYER"

[@vltraviolet]

yes, that's my father tom araya

[@21stCenturyNabokov]

Its ALL OF OUR father we are all in the metalheads family

[@johnappleseed8369]

"you do need living references" "ok, fair enough" lol

[@alexdeanda8386]

John Appleseed Jeff handlebar XD

[@matheusibanez]

"I don't listen to christian metalcore" lmao

[@amonlua3494]

Matheus 677 i don't get it lol

[@summonliiva5673]

Krake boi

[@amonlua3494]

really lol

[@lulu7797]

What part is that

[@dodzik07]

Eh, A7x isn’t all about religion but whatevs

[@SeriouslyMikey]

I bet Chris' hair smell of old beer and sick. A trve metal smell.

[@ThrashedTV]

It smells like happiness.

[@jhofffilms]

It actually smells like moroccan oil.

[@sgtryoseirui6394]

Moroccan oil and reek of putrefaction?

[@sarahclaire3431]

Can confirm it smells like Moroccan oil.

[@alex111531]

So it is not at all punk?

[@the_main_chow]

*_FUCKING SLAYER_*

[@lemursven9195]

*FUCKING EXODUS*

[@keenanmanson3755]

lemur sven *FUCKIN ARCH ENEMY*

[@DresdonAcacinTheOriginal]

KREEEAATOOOOORRRR!!

[@grandmapussydestoryer6669]

TheMainChow FUCKING SLAAAYOOOR!

[@bladeslu7715]

METALLICAAAAA

[@PritomAhsan008]

You guys are so underrated! :(

[@Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist]

Not gonna lie. Chris is why i'm subscribed to this Channel

[@deltarunefan7730]

"It says here that you sang all of Angel of Death during the national anthem." I can't even

[@garretthibdon]

you forgot Cliff burton

[@swuggerman]

and chuck schuldiner

[@gulnihalkaya9954]

Garrett Hibdon and kurt Copenhagen

[@odditeax]

Unknown Chuck Schindler's List*

[@mrsuperstarxv6006]

what is chuck s list?

[@obi-wannabekennotbi2418]

Mr Superstar XV One of the videos references Chuck Shuldiner as "Schindler's list" as there has been few names twisted as a joke. I guess as both surnames look and sound simmilar, they have both a germanic origin. Schindler's list is a list of people saved from the Holocaust by Oscar Schindler during the war.

[@invadernik]

how does thrasher chris need money if he can afford a god damn bmw?Lol

[@dubsinthetubs]

He was able to afford it from his old jobs so now that he was laid off he has to get a new job to continue getting money

[@poisonousshadow4521]

invadernik maybe he found it somewhere... or won at one of those things where you can win something with beerbottles

[@jorgenborgen9625]

He spent all of his money was spent on the BMW

[@Synnystershy]

He stole it from a poser whom he desposed of.

[@roanhynes9082]

he probably stole it from some drunk guy at a show

[@hydraglyphics]

This has to be one of my favorite videos from you guys

[@ebay3912]

Shawn mendes is the best grindcore band, their album the stage was the best

[@rubencabello9377]

E Bay Remember when they collaborate with Freddie Mercury the best death metal bassist ever

[@ebay3912]

TheKunotozi Cod yeah I remember on their brutal album starboy

[@rubencabello9377]

E Bay nothing else matters was the best song of that album

[@ebay3912]

That song is so brutal I mosh to it everynight before I go to sleep

[@rubencabello9377]

E Bay and the guitar solo of that song of Joey jordison is perfect

[@DeathMetalDingbat]

Chris you forgot to ask if the interviewer had any exodus dude.

[@JJ-ls6el]

Nice profile picture.

[@fuskerbob5898]

Lars Ulrich's hairy left nut hey lars

[@Warbringer1184.]

Jesus Chris does look like Tom Araya

[@stephenschultz3471]

My journey to the stars I would say that he also looks a little bit like dimebag without the red beard.

[@eeixolotl]

Christ*

[@korgulltheexecutioner9780]

@@eeixolotl Chris*

[@dhruvlevel9641]

Nah ,Tom Araya looks like Santa clause With long hair and 666 times more metal

[@baconslap9417]

Wooosh

[@thecryptidhunters3807]

What better use is there for a battle jacket than "What's _insert band_ ?" *points at patch* It's a beautiful system.

[@christianwhitmore4753]

"That's my father Tom Araya"

[@amairanifelix397]

The resumé is gold. Chris is gold. This entire video and channel is gold. Beautiful.

[@GrayWoIf]

at 4 am "FUCKING SLAYER!"

[@henrykarlsson5845]

"I really like this picture it matches you" "Yes, that is my father Tom Araya"

[@TobusPls]

You had me at Jeff Handlebar

[@BrunoinChains]

A7X is most definitely the best anime of them all.

[@ultradude2491]

Bruno Silva lol

[@zanehakim7684]

Rip

[@Rockstarmama310]

ironic enough... I got interviewed on the spot and hired while wearing a morbid angel shirt. ahahah fuck Yeah! [let's get caffeinated]

[@I_Come_From_Rlyeh]

Tom Arya is not his father.... he's our father!!

[@huskytan]

Fucking communism

[@swedishrocknroller7508]

where can I get the no karate in the pit shirt?

[@swedishrocknroller7508]

thx

[@heisenbooger]

Go see them live. Tshirts should be bought by sketchy dudes on the street, found on the ground after blacking out, and bought at the merch stands of course.

[@keafoleafo8368]

@@heisenbooger Do they sell the shirt at the concerts?

[@enigmaticbeing666]

i got my shirt on Amazon

[@captaincuck3102]

Metalhead casting couch next?

[@tk4x431]

+ YES

[@Capitan_Chaos]

Ze Plague Doctor yes!!

[@kylemain63]

This is the best video on KZbin I would nail a metalhead job interview

[@j-psalmi8039]

I fucking lost it when he came out of the car with Warbringer blasting in the background

[@GUNTALE]

J-P Salmi what song?

[@j-psalmi8039]

Sergey Vinitsky Severed Reality

[@GUNTALE]

J-P Salmi thanks

[@BoyAditya]

trashiology with a minor mosh ^_^

[@jimmygray4525]

"Uh the Avenged Sevenfold concert is next door actually". "I don't listen to christian metalcore". LMFAO! Nice one.

[@thefloker7519]

That "No Karate in the pit" shirt is awesome!

[@austindotson9382]

I really want that Havok shirt so I can show my hatred for Hardcore dancing and to piss people off at Warped Tour and Metalcore shows.

[@vondracrain6220]

Dude why would you even be at a metalcore show?

[@oliverbender3764]

Vondra Crain To show how much you hate Metalcore.

[@lemursven9195]

Oliver Bender obviously!

[@XxHxCRaverxX]

metal

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Austin Dotson I have Nightwish and Symphony X on standby. Now I need to find a KSE or BFMV concert, or have one of my friends drag me to a PTV or BMTH concert. Either way I'm sure to piss someone off although the latter two would be funnier with all the scene kids my age flocking there.

[@jamestheepicfan111]

chris is literally everthing good with life

[@ThrashedTV]

[@jackisnthereipromise]

you are seriously one of the best comedians on this platform

[@SnowTheJamMan]

A7X is definitely the best Christian metalcore band

[@HPTFan]

I like your Norma Jean Polar Similar profile picture. That's a solid album. 😎

[@HPTFan]

I saw them last November when they were touring with For Today. What an awesome concert! Best one of the year. 😏

[@HPTFan]

I will see Silent Planet again in the new year. 😁

[@SnowTheJamMan]

Oscar Ortiz No, they're definitely christian metalcore, i don't know what band you're listening to

[@kevinvincent9023]

what?.....they stopped being metalcore a long time ago. Also I don't think that they are collectively all Christian and aim for the band to be spreading a religious message.

[@jakesunboxingvideos5121]

"What kinda company you running here bud?" "Baby diaper import & exports" "Sounds like a real shit show." I've been laughing at this joke for almost 10 minutes now

[@heavymetalmusichead4969]

"There will not be any mosh pits here." "Well, we'll see what happens."

[@2lexander]

"Let's get some caffeine in our system" "Yeah, I could go for a beer"

[@bluesyace9564]

Random girl : so, whats your hobby? Chris: fucking slayer

[@dariuslazar6035]

,,-What's Slayer? -Fuckin Slayer" ,,-And again that type of language will not be tolerated. -Oh shit my bad''

[@tcaw8813]

probably my favorite of your videos honestly

[@VKHSD]

i sang angel of death during the anthem also

[@JimnyThePython]

Let's get some caffeine in our system Great, I could go for a beerThat's not where you get caffeine from

[@ShisuiElric50]

Best part that had me laughing the most was him having a two page resume. Ha.

[@blackrosedragon3948]

The world needs more poser disposers!

[@jazming001]

"Yes, that's my father, Tom Araya." The best part of the video.

[@Andf-kc4xx]

"Poser disposer" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@duckyfluffs1532]

Chris: "Yes. I have other references."Interviewer: "Soooo, you have 3 dead ppl on here?"XD XD X'0 I'm dying!!

[@cellyzs]

NO KARATE IN THE PIT!!!1!!!!!!!!

[@TheTransylvanian]

I once sang angel of death during the national anthem 😂😂😂

[@smidget5843]

"luckily theres no mosh pit here" "well.......................................... we will see what happens".

[@maclunkey7275]

I watch the shit out of these videos in study hall and I can’t not laugh my ass off Jesus Christ 10/10

[@wheelchair1410]

"Ye, that's my father, Tom Araya"

[@buffalobill3152]

This job employer offended me. And that’s hard, I love this channel

[@abyss2620]

Can you post the bloopers for this

[@lululestat]

Lol when he showed up all the beer cans fall out of the car and metal music blaring 😂😂😂

[@Amyrayanne]

I just got hired at my job. I wore ripped black skinny jeans an arch enemy t shirt with cuts in it and black boots. My boss said she wished she could be more like me and the next day she wore a GnR t shirt to work.

[@sayanorasonic]

Amy Cossaboon you gotta be kidding

[@Amyrayanne]

lol no im dead serious I dress like this every single day I get a few looks but its what ever my work has no dress code

[@sayanorasonic]

Amy Cossaboon you are so lucky that people around there are not against metalheads, its the opposite in here. People here are obsessed of short hairs with boys, students need to have those hipster undercuts. I remember my teacher giving us a homework to make our most favorite literary piece in a paper, i wrote the lyrics of angel of death and got the worst possible score lol

[@Amyrayanne]

I honestly just dont care. I dress alot like Christina Scabbia. If people dont like it, its their problem. =)

[@davelabyrinth7382]

The coffee part legitimately made me laugh 😂

[@austinsutton5728]

Officer : "sir have you had anything to drink tonight" Me : "no" Officer "step out of the vehicle" Me : 0:33

[@wolftooth281]

I would've hired him the second he walked through the door.

[@toxicwaltzer3649]

Just found these guys. Every video is honestly so funny.

[@MrsFoxx-iv4sn]

LOVE EXODUS!!

[@liamearly4883]

Ariel Foxx 👌

[@FamilyGuyRoks6]

"what kinda company are you running here?" "uh, baby diaper import exports" "sounds like a real shit show" . . . . I see what you did there

[@noodle845]

You lads are geniuses. I need more of this shizzle karpizzle🤘

[@phorestpsy216]

This is kinda feels like a WKUK sketch in the best way. RIP Trevor Moore.

[@yushka1917]

Karpizzles acting skills are as good as its regularity to make videos

[@ilovegymnastics7684]

Thats the best interview so far. OMG that was facking insane dude. Keep it up i like that.

[@SchlegelcFM]

FUCKING SLAYER!!!!!

[@jacobclark1284]

"Yea that's my father Tom Arya" Haha me

[@morbidonslaughter7050]

Extreme Noise Terror,Warwound,Doom,Sacrilege,Anti Cimex,Avskum,Mob 47,Disrupt,Amebix,and Hellbastard are references for your crust punk video hahahaha

[@tac21_10]

Yes that's my father tom araya😂😂😂😂the funniest part above all

[@arathar24l]

Dani G is finally back. Thought you guys drifted for good.

[@jhofffilms]

Dani G will always be the heart and soul of this channel.

[@thearchivist7824]

Dani G's a fucking virgin.

[@thearchivist7824]

Jhoff?

[@masterblaster8440]

The Abyssal Archivist yes, julian hoffman

[@thearchivist7824]

Deathcore Kids Ram Each Other During A Breakdown is actually pretty good. Though the plot is better than the actual fucking.

[@agostocobain2729]

I love how he pointed out rancid on his battle jacket not as a band, but as a term

[@REVENANTX98]

It must be so hard to film these, I imagine you all laughing so hard

[@SchlegelcFM]

when you were just watching how to date a metalhead (my favourite) and wondering when a new video was gonna come out and then you check your subscription for an awesome surprise!

[@AncientMorbidity1991]

Omfggg when he showed the pic of Tom saying that's my dad I lost my shit lmfaoooo. #SLAYERISTHEGREATEST

[@enigmaticbeing666]

fucking rip SLAYER 🤘🤘

[@Halal7-8-6]

He is son of Slayer

[@kristheshapeshifterwolf5444]

I should not watch these while drinking coffee. Almost spit coffee all over my computer monitor. lol

[@TJMisfit]

"You know what,Curtis-" "What? Did you just have a fucking seizure?" The "did you just have a seizure" inquiry is my favorite inquiry.

[@zanehakim7684]

It is Chris Cornell

[@yushka1917]

Karpizzle should recive a prize for acting

[@RanterInShades]

Import/export? VANDELAY INDUSTRIES!!!

[@downwiththissortofthing7433]

Windmilling at 10kph? HIRED!

[@stephenschultz3471]

"I don't listen to Christian metalcore." Hilarious.

[@CR3ATIVEx]

7:34 So hard not to laugh there hahahaha

[@jdoggone3354]

"No karate in the pit" XD I how in the world does Chris manage to keep a straight face.

[@c.e.f4916]

Gives Chris the job-"security" fucking great

[@kyledamron]

Just found your channel watched a couple videos too funny! Love it, I subscribed. 🤘

[@luckylarry2146]

Finally a funny video. Keep up the good work!

[@seanthrax1560]

"yes thats my father tom araya" lmao

[@microwavedmetal]

When I started listening to metal I saw heaven

[@lucasstanley3604]

please make more videos I fucking love them!

[@MrsFoxx-iv4sn]

Lucas Stanley Dave! :D

[@lucasstanley3604]

Ariel Foxx hahahaha

[@BakuGone]

I would fucking love to meet Exodus. My favorite too.

[@anonymous._.euronymous._.1349]

Where can I get that Cool ass Havok Shirt ??