Jim Breuer - Bombing in Sears - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

[@standup]

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[@Noah-ry5qj]

What do you mean by that?

[@Razor-ray-763]

This foo looks like a grown up Bart Simpson

[@swim_ad]

This comment from Comedy Central is what makes me cringe.

[@instantstupor]

This video is a very fine example, no need to click the link. Man, Jim's set just draaaaged.

[@BrechPro]

idk what your talking about this is one of my favorites tbh

[@richardgrant5255]

Really Funny story about this bit; A few years back, I saw Jim preform this bit live at a venue on Long Island, as he was talking about "Scott from toys", a voice shouted from the audience "I AM SCOTTY FROM TOYS", so Jim calls the guy to the front, verifies that it was Scott from toys and proceeds to finish the bit with Scott sitting next to him on the stage!!! Edit #1 Jim had somebody pour the guy a glass of beer while he sat on the stage as the story was recounted! For those wondering, the venue was the Paramount in Huntington NY

[@dongatello6969]

I’m the 69th like

[@matthewshroba1511]

Jim Breuer is definitely a cool dude.

[@dereksteele291]

he's a great PREFORMER

[@richardsanchez9190]

Dude that's awesome

[@jerbear5033]

Do u know if that episode is on the youtubes?

[@michaelread1917]

"Do you understand the predicament that you are in?" "Hehe no"

[@E-0921]

I instantly thought of Homer Simpson when he said that line lol

[@matthewconway1494]

I'm glad your confident, you got two minutes to tell me your story, and you gotta look each one of my Marshall's in the eyes, while your telling it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wisdomprepper]

I fully expected him to go, "No...I SIXTEEN!" lol

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@ggutierrez203]

He told the same punch line three times and it was funny every single time. LONG LIVE PAINT!!!

[@crnkmnky]

I'm on a _TINH_ binge. Once I realized it was this old bit, I didn't think I'd enjoy hearing it again. I was wrong!

[@bobbilly2546]

I actually thought It got funnier each time some how

[@Mattropolis97]

Bob Billy I was totally gonna say the same thing lol

[@nastylittlecritter]

gjxb 2ifh rule of 3’s

[@joshuarevilla3226]

I almost died every single time he said it. And I'm officially ded lmfao!

[@artkitectbeats1622]

If you're wondering if this story gets old, it doesn't. I lost count of how many times I've come back to this video and it's still hilarious.

[@christophertrojanowski2769]

once or twice a year, here I am, back again!

[@sscott6021]

I thought I was the only one.

[@razorfett147]

Its the gift that keeps on giving 😂

[@willromeny1]

Same

[@natesmith9644]

For real, everytime "Do you understand the predicament you're in? No 😃" kills me

[@ryanbertoldi8303]

This guy has had stoner eyes for 25 years...FULLY MANNNN

[@notgonnapay]

Ryan Bertoldi hahaha yesss!

[@freedomisbrightestindungeons]

Ryan Bertoldi stoner humor too

[@jamescarter3196]

I think I've heard him talk about that in a routine before, how he always looks stoned even if he hasn't had a smoke in weeks or whatever.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

I wanna like this comment, but it has 420 likes.

[@dequonmoppins9255]

Who's coming with me?!?!?!

[@skelter1153]

I worked at Sears in the early 90's. We weren't allowed to use the Phone. Now I know why. Thanks, Jim. *LONG LIVE PAINT*

[@Jolers63]

I worked at Menards and Pizza Hut years ago. It was part of our job description to ALWAYS answer the phone.

[@es0strefis]

The joke starts slow but it grows on you after a minute. Perfect example of storytelling.

[@jakelamarcalouie3681]

Esostrefis Breuer is a master at storytelling.

[@Mixima101]

You're right. I was kind of bored in the beginning but full belly laughing at the end.

[@javierorama2556]

Stop making that face butters

[@cjr1881]

Esostrefis Shitty storytelling

[@davidneumann2705]

It does not start slow at all!! Take it back dude u don’t know what ur talking about !

[@michaelbabcock4172]

Jim isn’t exactly underrated, but his delivery of this puts him in the highest echelon of comedic storytelling. That was one of the best 15 minutes I’ve ever spent on KZbin.

[@Julie-jq1sy]

Agree. I'm sure you've seen his Metallica and Slayer bits. I'm going there next, and also his ACDC stand up.

[@m.s.m.8477]

One of the best? Very, top 4 for me

[@flagsabbath6483]

@@Julie-jq1sy his story about doing mushrooms and sneaking into his house is hilarious!

[@jimdash3423]

Check out the pizza man stories he told on O&A

[@cleech74]

Had a similar thought, as I was watching this. He was putting on a clinic of masterful storytelling.

[@ciobanucatalin6187]

That joe pesci was ON POINT

[@tylerbush5939]

He has a skit on SNL as him as Pesci

[@moreton77mansley24]

My question has been answered.Thought I'd seen him before.

[@VicenzzoCK]

ON PAINT!

[@joepesci6856]

It was alright.

[@RyanLynch1]

ciobanu catalin LOOL RIGHT

[@choeymang3]

Hilarious! In the mid 80's I, was a teenager and worked at a Sears store in Rhode Island. Jim was right, the employees ALL were either teenagers, retirees, divorcees or people who had made some poor choices in life...We used to crank call each other all of the time. I thought it was just our store. Didn't realize that this was going on at ALL of the Sears stores!

[@devinallen4708]

Was it the sears in Middletown?? I remember that store before it closed down

[@makemarker]

Long live painttt

[@choeymang3]

@@devinallen4708 No. It was the Providence store on North Main Street.

[@devinallen4708]

@@choeymang3 yes! There was a midas station near there! I was really young when it closed down like 25 years ago! Cheers man! I dont think I ever went in that one, definitely the Middletown one where I got my first star wars toys from

[@negativeionz]

I worked in the Sears tire center as a teenager and used to take the customer vehicles into the mall parking lot and practice doing donuts and controlled slides in the snow and ice. I didn't work there long.

[@trentmarderosian9690]

It's like he immediately got 6 stars in Grand Theft Auto

[@joncortezz]

Trent Marderosian😂😂

[@ToNeJ0e]

😂😂

[@layna-heyhey]

😁 Exactly

[@HazeAroundtheWorld]

No, because then every cop he encountered would immediately try to kill him

[@danlaunder673]

Lmao that is just f****** awesome that you say that LoL

[@crashburn3292]

FBI: "Do you understand....the predicament...you are in?" Jim: "He he. NO."

[@jdsteinbach3324]

"Do you understand the predicament you're in"? No.. LMAO. I'm dead!

[@Dirt_McGirt_Osirus]

"Go get the guy in hardware he's a suspect" That part always gets me

[@tony_5156]

Friedrich Nietzsche hey senile nihilist what are you doing here, how can you be “happy” “I am discontent with my discontent everything.”

[@idkmybffjv]

I find myself saying "he's a suspect" now whenever people are being weird, or lacking a sense of humor.

[@MrNinjaone1]

Vince Torres sounds like a first step to take to become a crazy person

[@MotoBuilds]

MrNinjaone1, you're a suspect.

[@loldontcare4623]

i kinda do the same thing except i say “sus”

[@snavisTM]

Lacking a sense of humor as you recite the same joke over and over in your head?

[@cthulhujankinx5652]

So what exactly does it mean, a buddy of mine and I have been curious about it

[@VNeto94]

This is gold. Just discovered Jim last week with videos of him doing impressions of rock singers. It's been a while since I've enjoyed someone as funny and as authentic as him.

[@dollabillsmfo]

Classic jim is snl skits from the 90s and the movie half baked

[@dollabillsmfo]

Look up the joe pesci show lol

[@buzby303]

Me too just yesterday 👍🏻

[@melissaamstutz1436]

@@dollabillsmfo Goat Boy!

[@dollabillsmfo]

@@melissaamstutz1436 YES

[@lukeperry8407]

"Bring in the Feds, lets go" I died bro that's perfect

[@crazycarl00]

His laugh is the greatest thing on Earth.

[@Julie-jq1sy]

Agree, and it's short too. I love short laughs, guys tend to have them and their good at it.

[@masonprisco3782]

Jim could say the most unfunny thing ever and add that little laugh afterwards and I would piss myself laughing.

[@krizzyshow6638]

i agree

[@justincaseypoohed1823]

17:21

[@zs7491]

Kinda why he is said to laugh like a goat and is asked in public for his goat laugh impression.

[@wcm5150]

That was an incredible story. If it happened today Jim would be in prison for the rest of his life sadly.

[@skrtskrtccarr404]

I know right that's exactly what I was thinking man

[@27STS]

+wcm5150 It was a different world before 911 man. This is totally plausible.

[@aidancaughran]

+wcm5150 Yeah, but that makes it an even better story today!

[@GBXS]

+wcm5150 No he wouldn't you dumb shit.

[@kitpalmer1583]

sadly? lmao

[@Veronicastar77]

I feel like we're all sitting around the campfire listening to our great grandfather telling us stories. Lol

[@jacksonreiter6175]

This is literally his origin story and hes telling it so chill tf

[@patrick9876]

The rocket noises absolutely killed me😂😂

[@Julie-jq1sy]

I'm glad he put that expression in there, sounded pretty good too. 6 missiles and they missed. I wonder how many people in todays world would of hung up on someone like this pranking an employee. I mean Sears? And also how many Sears stores are still open in todays world in closing times. Peace.

[@lfrers]

Yea! Hilarious. Never heard anyone do that sound. Spot on.

[@ID-8491]

He nailed it. It does sound like Katyushas being launched. Spot on. :)

[@dizzyroach]

*click* UUUUUUAAAAAAAGH

[@deontaeavila3514]

Arousing

[@dojostarfox4520]

This guy should be a comedian.

[@kill_alain]

Wade Wright r/whooosh

[@austinchristian7936]

@@kill_alain dope

[@DoctorMountain]

@@Wadebrwright Oof. Hard yikes from me, bud.

[@Guitarlife17]

Here man take my card you never run into trouble you just gotta

[@Theviking42097]

DoJo Starfox are you trying to piss people off

[@awkwardoddysee4438]

I love how Breuer laughs when he hears the audience laugh 😅

[@deelystanonfightcade2]

"do you understand the predicament you are in??" "hehe...no. "

[@synshenron798]

(Me in my head) me (Me in reality) *shits a brick*

[@jackmcgreer193]

jim bruer always looks like he drank two bottles of jack for breakfast

[@maximillianschauer1439]

and smoked a blunt

[@mexrell]

Fully

[@lastotallyawesome7830]

"no that's how I always look" 😂😂

[@gregsanford8454]

You mean two bottles of Willie Nelson's finest bong water.

[@gregorywineland2415]

no, two bottles of jack

[@londell528]

Hey this is Joe Pesci I need a black Cabbage Patch Kids doll dont give me no rain check😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ADoe7]

I was hollering!!!!

[@xamirozar]

The Joe Pesci bit threw me off so much but it just added layers of love on top of other layers I already had :D

[@americaneagal4709]

One of THE funniest stories I've ever heard....long live Breuer! Man of God, too.... God bless you Jim!!!!

[@neilhess6407]

The genius of Breuer is that he can take his real life experiences and what was happening at the time to craft these stories. He is a genius story teller.

[@barennis]

What's great about your observation is Breuer mentioned on the Rogan show that Breuer's father was a master storyteller and would enthrall people at the bar etc. - it's in his blood!

[@factorybear5264]

Ah, pre-911 America. I miss it so much! Had that story happened in like 2005, he would still be, "missing".

[@Kashmirknight]

This says published in 2016?

[@ashleygoggs5679]

@@Kashmirknight he means had jims story happened pre 911. You can tell a story that happened before the event happened dude.

[@Kashmirknight]

@@ashleygoggs5679 um..... not following

[@loodlebop]

@@Kashmirknight clearly. I think you're a suspect my dude!

[@Kashmirknight]

@@loodlebop maybe that's why that black van has been parked outside my house for the last few days?

[@charlesbeck9318]

Maybe when Jim gets high his face looks normal? It could happen.

[@markcharles3164]

i was thinking the same about ppl that have cerebralpolsy when they bust a nut, they probably look normal in that moment

[@rjpalmer7782]

Or he’s really just high all the time😂😂

[@sjwtard3709]

Yep, I had a car once that had so much play in the steering wheel I had to be drunk just to drive straight.

[@adamkarczewski7794]

@@sjwtard3709 hahaha I have a truck like that

[@leeg7106]

🤔

[@Gentleman_Jester]

Just imagine the constant laughter being friends with Jim.

[@adamsmasher9769]

You would get to hear him screech like a parrot while he lies about vaccines, it would be greeeeaat

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

@@adamsmasher9769 Oh, you're one of those "follow THE RULES" type.

[@adamsmasher9769]

@@ReflectionOfPerfection no, im one of those "dont trust people who have no medical knowledge when it comes to medical matters" types. As a general rule i dont let liars amd grifters dictate my beliefs.

[@999predators]

"As far as anyone is concerned, you're missing.." LMFAO

[@bizgriff1701]

Paul Walker passed away 7 years ago today 🕊 Rest in paradise to a 🐐

[@pjcanfield8]

@@bizgriff1701 Dude I loved Paul Walker growing up and it was terrible loss but I’m 100% positive you are commenting on the wrong video

[@shawndhanda2753]

I'm crying this is the best story I've ever heard

[@alinpadurariu4987]

Mine aswell man 😂

[@mrgalaxy3246]

Jim Breuer looks like he downed 6 bottles of Vodka.

[@Badusername2000]

Yep, hes always been that way, his middle daughter is the same.

[@one7deep7savage7]

Lol "Are you Wasted?!" ...Naw I just look like this man

[@mattway18]

He looks high

[@Dingosean]

You mean smoked 6 doobs

[@vilivan1]

He looks like that all the time. Did you not watch the video?

[@RoberthBotschafter-xu6jy]

Comedy is on the come back we all need this in our lives,it's so refreshing

[@thomasbahamaesq.9672]

Jim Breuer looks like the guy who got his body taken over in Men In Black.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Zack Colpean omfg

[@TheAdatto]

He's wearing an Edgar suit.

[@one7deep7savage7]

Sugar Water dude lol

[@eviloverlordsean]

Holy crap! He does!

[@Jayonthehill]

When he says how you doin carol he even sounds like him 😂😂😂

[@berkborke]

Breuer is so underrated guy.

[@GrantPatN]

Maybe, I always thought he got his respect though

[@ADIDASects]

That shitty Rolling Stone or CNN or whoever's ranking of SNL cast members had him ranked very last as the worst SNL cast member of all time. I read that and said aloud, "go fuck yourself."

[@the_cheap_ones]

Maybe in mainstream culture, but in the comedy culture he is for sure respected. Especially by fellow comedians.

[@KennyMcCormick99]

He truly is... honestly not trying to be "that guy" but I got to watch him live and also got to meet and chat w/ him twice in 2 separate occasions and he couldn't have been more of a nice and respectful human being! (P.S... watch his interview sometime on Howard Stern and then you will truly see what an amazing guy he is!)

[@kevinmcguire7079]

Berk Börke you need an English lesson

[@hunterrosenbaum9723]

He isn't joking tho I looked it up and there is an article on it

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

Hunter Rosenbaum proof?

[@utlonghorn86]

@@hunterrosenbaum9723 that was in 98. This story happened in the 80's.

[@dannyhammond9635]

Jacob Rodriguez no this happened in the ‘80s

[@sleeprene]

@@dannyhammond9635 did you watch the video? he even said it was in the 80s

[@dannyhammond9635]

@@sleeprene that's what i meant, my b

[@wmlouisiana2282]

I use to work at Sears and the whole time he was telling this story, I could picture every moment clearly. I was laughing hysterically in the office on my lunch... it made my day. Thanks Jim

[@Directorman3]

LONG LIVE PAINT

[@lukehighlights8131]

no yep

[@hunterjenkins11]

no, You're right I am a joke thief.

[@rojeliocampos5156]

no 9

[@lickmynip5600]

no I want to like but I don’t. Wanna ruin the 420 likes

[@kenglee8310]

I am the 666th comment

[@scfd733]

single best story I ever heard by anyone this show period

[@okaygee4132]

Nah! The Mexicans got boots on!

[@roughryder5]

@@okaygee4132 Nah! Sean Patton - Cumin!

[@okaygee4132]

@@roughryder5 *gasp* First, you shamelessly make a mockery of Pittsburgh royalty and my beloved childhood icon, Mr. Fred Rogers. Now, you have the gall to place Patton in the same ring as master story-teller and hood orator Saddiq! Were you inebriated while watching? Otherwise, I don't trust your judgment.

[@047Kenny]

Sean and kristen Ridley the meth Pee one was really gripping

[@sickbars4lyfe900]

Theo von

[@RyanK...111]

Why does Jim Breuer look like adult Bart Simpson now?

[@keepitwitmine]

+fukucunts1234 lol

[@ianwulf24]

He pretty much IS an adult Bart Simpson.

[@TheAustinGuy]

😂😂😂 genius

[@imchayanger9526]

Ryan Kearney O M GGGGGGGGGG

[@k_alexander7968]

because he is bart simpson at heart...this whole story is something bart simpson would do at that age

[@ManivanAdventures]

This dude is such a great storyteller and just all around hilarious human being. I have watched this about 5 times now and it is still just as funny as the first time I watched it. Lol

[@confectortyrannis275]

I've lost track of how many times I've watched this, but whenever I'm in the mood for a good laugh, this is the perfect story lmao

[@JustinLascoe]

I've never liked nor disliked Jim Breuer. However, this story has put him way up on my like list. Brilliant.

[@aballer18]

Completely agree

[@niptuck117]

Don't be put off by the near-20 minute story, it's fucking worth it.

[@bryand8884]

i agree! hooked from the beginning

[@andrewtucker2782]

my sense of time faded away after 5 minutes

[@onlydeathisreal69]

Had no idea I just watched something that long. 5/7

[@xLSDxUCSB]

That was such an amazing bit! Great call backs! Everything was amazing!

[@jeffcloss7160]

oh my goodness! watch the original first! this is too funny, but its so much greater!

[@chrismoreton69]

His Joe Pesci impression is a bit too good

[@JunkiesTube]

His AC/DC is EVEN better!

[@joe-zj8js]

@@JunkiesTube still waiting for acdc to record hokey pokey lol

[@SaintDamain]

“I need a *BLACK* cabbage patch doll!”

[@dudewhy6953]

What impression? Joe Pesci doesn’t exist, it’s all Jim. Every famous person is Jim 😂😂

[@clintdavis6522]

@@joe-zj8js But only if Angus' head is waving forward and back.

[@briantologie]

I've seen him do this bit live before, it's one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard.

[@pingpong2456]

He has the unique ability to tell stories, with impressions & sound effects, i don't know anyone who can do this as well

[@howling69]

Michael Winslow is pretty good at that too

[@THinleyDhendupTopper]

fluffy does that well too

[@permafrost0979]

Maybe Jim Carrey

[@HoboJoe1416]

Brian Regan is one of the best out there as well.

[@imaniwilliamsiw9238]

Tommy Davidson.

[@coolmill7955]

What really funny..... EVERYBODY left him in the store and didn't tell him

[@prorobo]

That was a masterclass in storytelling.

[@joycefredkin3406]

I have been watching alot of these, for months, and this one is hands down, THE FUNNIEST This is Not Happening's there is

[@Cordman1221]

Gawddamn, Jim Breuer can do some impressions. His impressions of Dave Chappel and Joe Pesci are right on the fucking spot.

[@captainbc9847]

I swear to god this is my favorite thing to watch on youtube. I have watched every single one multiple times and shown them to all of my friends and teachers and they die of laughter every time. Please do not get rid of this until i die

[@KennyMcCormick99]

Seeing & then getting to meet Jim at a show was a night I'll never forget! One of the nicest & cooliest & funniest people to ever walk this earth!!

[@kylemcphee8213]

It's honestly refreshing hearing a comedian that doesn't have to rely on vulgar language to be hilarious and goddamn Jim is hilarious

[@kato1kalin]

Hopefully you know of Brian Regan.

[@onetakem]

@@kato1kalin Brian is amazing, so is his brother.

[@superscotty333]

Fuck he's funny.. Goddamnit😁

[@dannyhammond9635]

James Curry you can’t use vulgar language and still not be G rated, not at all what he meant it’s just that swearing has become a large portion of punchlines recently.

[@dannyhammond9635]

James Curry What? That’s not my point at all. I’m saying that he appreciated Jim Breuer because his punchlines weren’t centered around swears, not saying that you can’t swear in comedy, but that’s just what he likes. If you don’t like it, move on.

[@johnjiii414]

Jim is so underrated. Ok he’s now my favorite!!!

[@dh4668]

I live in valley stream. I know that sears. Its still open.

[@hayberdasher8625]

That Sears is still in business is the most amazing part

[@ryankunst668]

I heard it got hit by six Libyan missiles.

[@c-light7624]

I live 5 min away from Green Acres. I’m trying to find news coverage of this

[@gregdebacker4998]

Im Greg

[@crnkmnky]

Is it still open _today?_ (Sears finally filed the big B last month. 150 stores closing.)

[@raggsailor]

How is it possible this gets funnier each time you hear it? Such talent. It is so hard to comment while laughing with tears in your eyes...and you've viewed this at least a dozen times before.

[@mlm9545]

This is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard

[@faridaloseille1101]

I watched this like 10 times and I keep coming back 💀

[@TheMagicPrick]

Am I the only one who thought this was gonna be about doing a bad stand-up show at Sears?

[@EdwardForgacs]

Originally yeah, that's what I thought too from the title. Turned out to be soooo much funnier than I could have imagined! I think this is the best "This Is Not Happening" so far!

[@EdwardForgacs]

The second best one, in my opinion: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5iUfmmtgt1onLc

[@raphaelfritzler7799]

TheMagicPrick Yup. And still watching too. 😜

[@michaellangan4450]

No, me too.

[@coldmoonlight6361]

Nope

[@radovanpecinovic3300]

I haven't cried while laughing for so long in years. Thank you Mr. Jim Breuer!!!

[@closer2theheart684]

My brother and I saw Jim in Charlotte, NC back in 2013 and it was easily the best night of comedy EVER!!!!

[@silversurfer702]

By far the funniest episode ever. Damn near shitted myself laughing.

[@silversurfer702]

LONG ...LIVE...PAINT.

[@918Mitchell]

Watch the one with Dave Landau

[@eviloverlordsean]

"I want you to look me and my two agents directly in the eye...", and then he proceeds to flip his head in three directions on every word - genius.

[@cjlewis79]

One of my favorite comedians ever. His stories, his voices, early 50s and he still runs around the stage. Just a funny dude! Love this bit!

[@ExitDomina]

The more famous the person, the more boring these stories usually are. However, this was gold.

[@jamescarter3196]

Breuer has consistently honed his craft over the years. He's a damn good storyteller.

[@billyjack259]

This guy is hilarious lol! And he don't curse, pure talent

[@DopamineMVWM]

He is brilliant! What’s wrong with cursing though?

[@dariocarrasco7936]

@@DopamineMVWM the idea is that sometimes a joke is funny because of the amount of cursing or the obscenity of the language. It can serve as a bit of a spice but at the same time can become a crutch whereas here it's just raw story, stage presence, and vocal inflection.

[@DopamineMVWM]

Dario Carrasco Ah I see! Yes that makes sense! Thanks!

[@JasonJrake]

I hadn't noticed but that's true! I usually watch for that because Drew Carry said writing two "clean, tell anywhere" jokes per day completely took his performances up a notch or ten. His reasoning is that swearing can cover for a bad joke and be funny itself, bit if someone laughs without it you know the joke itself is funny, THEN spice it up with body language, et cetera.

[@harleywinter2618]

"Are you wasted? Are you high?" "No my face just looks like this." 💀💀

[@thelifeofbadger4779]

Swear this guy never lost the "Half Baked" personality lol love this guy!

[@mrjohnnydangerously]

Are you high? No, this is how I look all the time.

[@datura_boof]

😶

[@scottmcgowan8213]

Just lethal. "...and then I ended the call with LONG LIVE PAINT. and that's why we're here"

[@Cat.Dee818]

This is Superb! Outstanding! Perfection at it's Finest!!!! Can't get enough of Jim Breuer!!! Dude should be Crowned for this!!!

[@DMTFLTV]

"LONG, LIVE, paint."

[@achilles6578]

Funniest story ever. I remember watching his special in 2002 and it being just after 9/11 im sure he wanted to do this bit on Comedy Central but that would of been a big no no in 02. Now: funniest bit of all time. JB just keeps getting funnier...

[@theronhayden4671]

This guy is just LEGENDARY!!! AMAZING storyteller and when he lo laughed as the the fed....I lost it😆

[@4000angels]

Jim Breuer is easily one of the most talented comedians that I have ever seen. Jim, you are THE MAN! Thank you especially for your comedy about the insanity of the pandemic. You are a hero, brother. I wish you and your family all the best.

[@dilloncrouch2559]

Jack Nicholson and Johnny Knoxville had a baby... meet Jim Breuer

[@larryfisherman6449]

And the cockroach alien dude from mib

[@diegobriseno7395]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@magicman9218]

No he looks like topher grace had a kid with jim carrey

[@Kate-sv1yv]

Chandler

[@spaz5310]

This is legit one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[@letsplay_massiv]

Why do I love these rocket sounds

[@negativeionz]

Jim Breuer is a comedy legend. It's hard to get much funnier than that.

[@Trav-trav]

Imagine being a 16 yr old kid looking stoned all day every day

[@maxwellmckinley637]

That'd almost be a blessing in disguise. If you're actually fucked up, then no one would know the difference.

[@akillen77]

@@maxwellmckinley637 I can vouch for this

[@21robow]

Dude its amazing

[@drgrey7026]

Imagine being 40 and looking high all the time think about what parent teacher meetings are like for him

[@fullbolt-onsss1130]

@@drgrey7026 luckily hes famous so ir don't matter lol

[@KennyMcCormick99]

P.S... The 700+ dislikes are just the people who work in the hardware department! ; )

[@emfisher8168]

All department store employees that are over 18 and under 65, LOL

[@cliffordsantillan6046]

LONG LIVE PAINT!

[@useractiv3205]

You should be a comedian

[@sjwtard3709]

Yep, heads exploded in Hardware departments all over the country.

[@josephhopeless829]

Or the people who thought his Qhadafi "HIYMA MA LAH" shit was the most annoying, gay-ass-shit they've ever heard in their fuckin life. I really like Jim too, but he could've cut all that shit out and it would've been just fine; that made me wince and really pissed me off that shit was so God damn gay, words can't even do it justice. Not even about racism or any shit like that, you wanna do some racist shit then whatever, just make sure it's actually funny. That was just painfully unfunny and infuriating since he clearly thought it was the best shit ever.

[@Zhougdog]

Jack Nicholson + Jason Bateman = Jim Breuer

[@JackNapierTM]

Don't forget Topher Grace heavily sedated.

[@johnwilles4636]

Perfect!

[@DA-Red-Panda1]

😂🤣😂

[@norm7897]

So true. Just realized that. And the man lead from The ugly true - he used there the same kind of charisma.

[@00zmb00]

can't unsee that

[@kstutz81]

I love his stories. Genuine and funny! Dude is a natural. I wish I was half as chill as my boy Jimbo!

[@confectortyrannis275]

lose track of how many times i watch this, but always worth it lmao

[@maxwellmckinley637]

This man was the first stand up comedian I ever listened to. My Step-Dad is a comedy nerd, and he wanted to show me comedy that clean. I Laughed so goddamn hard, and it's still funny.

[@frontpuff]

Legendary comedian telling a legendary story! Great success! Big laughter! What more can one want. Love

[@bashjustbash4475]

Jim will go down in history as being one of the nicest funniest persons who has ever lived... no swearing too! Class act...

[@eagillum]

Haha no swearing, that's what you took away from this?

[@DemocracyManifest]

@@eagillum The 'no swearing' part is one of the hardest to achieve when you're a comedian that can hang with all the other top comedians...listen to all the legends of the game, the vast majority swear like sailors because swearing is funny and helps accentuate a story...try telling a story without swearing and get the same belly laughs, it's borderline impossible unless you're a master storyteller.

[@eagillum]

@@DemocracyManifest unless you're repressed.

[@josuedavid3786]

Ha-lama-ya-am-ayaaa yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

9:07

[@rookyofficial]

What's great is even though I've seen him tell this story before, it was even FUNNIER here! Hilarious

[@DCDLaserCNC]

I worked for Sears in my teenage years (probably around the same era) and I can totally relate to Jim Breuer's stories! So funny and some fun memories for sure.

[@kostmalone]

Best 15 minutes of storytelling I've heard.

[@ViewThis.]

As Jim is doing his comedy routine here, he's thinking "Finally in all my Stand- Up comedy years, I get to sit down. I've been promoted ! "

[@thagoat72]

I absolutely love this story, I dont think any other "this is not happening" will ever come close to this

[@nicholasstanley8787]

I live Jim because he laughs while he’s telling the jokes. He knows it’s funny. Friggin’ goat boy. Love it!