Jim Cornette Reviews AEW Dynamite (March 22, 2023)

From Episode 475 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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[@HCIbn]

Jim: Adam Cole looks smaller than he ever has. Brian: And tiny! 😂😂😂

[@TD1021-]

Atom Smol Baby

[@ronniejdio9411]

Would you spend time pumping iron or pumping baker 😊

[@TheFailedmessiah]

I'm thinking is Adam Cole sick? Remember Brodie Lee? He wrestled while "sick" for as long as he could and he never looked emaciated. Does Cole have some hidden disease that he's been dealing with for a number of years and we will feel like A holes once we find out?

[@MrSircharles05]

@@ronniejdio9411 please, Baker is probably pumping Cole

[@kristenjones4306]

@@ronniejdio9411 nah, Haters hittin that lol jk

[@TD1021-]

I like how Brian says Renee Moxley-Good all nonchalant lmao

[@sbz88]

"If she swallowed a kernel of corn, it'd look like she's pregnant with triplets." 😂😂💀

[@CreatureOTNight]

"Who shot Matt and Nick" Is this Johny Bravo 2.0? AEW, where a mark reinacts all his favorite spots at the expense of his employees health.

[@kraw3026]

Am I the only one who doesnt watch one second of the AEW product but listens to every aew review by Jim?

[@Jacob-ks4mu]

Adam Cole is terrible...im glad Brian is letting Corny have it. I'll never know why he marks out for the little trout sniffer.

[@85nxplosion]

Travis Heckel out did himself again 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

[@opinionatedWrestling]

“If wrestling was dynamite, they couldn’t blow their nose” that’s incredible🤣

[@Sky_Blaze]

This company is the biggest joke, and watching aew all access it shows just how many of these people shouldn't be in this business. Embarrassing.

[@bloodeagle6458]

That's why I miss gatekeepers they would have put half if not all the aew roster in traction and out of pro wrestling

[@queensgaelsmenshockey]

Adam Cole was in much better shape in NXT because he was in the Performance Centre every day doing drills and workouts. It was probably a prerequisite. Now that there’s no prerequisite in AEW to work out and he can play video games and hang out with Britt Baker in his time off and make more money, whats even the point. If he was in WWE now under HHH, he would be gearing up for a IC or a US title match for Wrestlemania

[@brianmilici3473]

He respected Hunter and Shawn immensely. I think he'd be embarrassed beyond words around those guys not to at least put in the work. We are what we surround ourselves with in life. Period.

[@ilovecookiesmorthanyou]

For a Pro Wrestler, his physique is embarrassing and pathetic

[@mrfixitman75]

I’m with Brian, I turned it off and got High!😂😂

[@drd3184]

Wow, you are soooo cool man...we don't care..

[@WeNeedMorePositivityInTheWorld]

​@@drd3184let them be and how about be more kind

[@mh8889]

🚨 Thought for the day 🚨 Conrad Thompson is actually Mr Garrison from South Park Now enjoy your day

[@ShawnRakar]

I’m convinced that TK doesn’t push the gym on his talent after seeing the progression of Adam Cole, Jon Moxley, Parker Boudroux, and a couple others I can’t think of at this moment.

[@Sky_Blaze]

No crap this was easy to tell in the first year of watching! Look at Cody he was getting fat in aew and now he's shredded. Look at Keith Lee in aew fstter than ever and Grey hair! This is with alot of talent in aew just giving up cause TK IS A JOKE!!!

[@MoxyOh]

Keith Lee definitely comes to mind. Man went from believably bowing up on Brock Lesnar to looking like a 50 year old highschool basketball coach in 2 years.

[@Sky_Blaze]

@@MoxyOh and it's cause of the main problem TONY FUCKING KHAN

[@brysoncherry9884]

Brody king, Eddie Kingston, jericho,Keith lee.

[@brianmilici3473]

Looks don't affect cageside or whatever that rating site is he marks out for.. I think he thinks of himself as the beloved anti Vince except the thing is people LOVED Vince. He's done deplorable acts but he is beloved and respected even when likely undeserved at times.. Tony hasn't earned anything. In so many ways.

[@hellomarysuegoodbyeplot2193]

Adam Cole has smaller muscles than Britt Baker...

[@MoxyOh]

Daniel Garcia looks like a low rent Channing Tatum impersonator and he sounds like the highschool bully from an early 00s teen movie. I Do not get the hype.

[@SomeDude-ju4lv]

There is no hype , they are still trying to force feed him to us ... They call us haters but Fuck this is common sense and Tony Khan could learn from the constructive criticism

[@Gothy420]

and he walks like he's got a stick up his ass

[@falsedemocracy83]

@Official Jim Cornette My brother used to be a local indie wrestler here in Nova Scotia. He used to perform for some really small audiences. Even though there was a possibility the crowd would be less than 100 people, he would still get pumped at the gym and go lay on a tanning bed before every show. He put the effort in for the "small time" so it blows my mind when guys like Adam Cole wont put in the effort for the "big time"!

[@bloodeagle6458]

You forgot to write " all aew put in zero effort"

[@bloodeagle6458]

And is your bro still working

[@falsedemocracy83]

@@bloodeagle6458 No, not anymore. He's 53 years old.

[@MultiBlack17]

I already know Jim is gonna hate All Access within the first minute of he doesn't hate it already 😂😂😂

[@TheSPEEZY99]

Lol Brian’s input with the add. Had a girlfriend with a bathtub in the kitchen lolololol hahaha

[@misterrickschannel2238]

How can there still be a "Blackpool Combat Club" when no one left in it is even from Blackpool, let alone from England???

[@EV87_]

That artwork is amazing

[@WyattHolliday]

AEW reminds me of the New Blood in WCW. Except I’d rather watch The Natural Born Thrillers over House of Black or Dork Order any day of the week.

[@Mrderful]

Really??? I don't like all the magic shit but I fuck with their (HoB) look and in-ring work. I also like the dynamics in the group. Buddy can really GO in the ring. He lowkey reminds me of a poor man's Benoit (respectfully, and its actually a complement). He has that hard hitting, technical style (kinda) mixed with a little cruiserweight style. Brody is the beast of the group. All power moves and rarely leaves his feet unless its necessary. Black is the Muay Thai guy, the MMA/Striker. Sometimes his kicks miss but majority of his strikes look legit. Not to mention they all can sell pretty well. Buddy is built like a fucking tank and moves like a cruiserweight as far as speed. One of the best physics not just in AEW but WWE as well. I can actually see why you and Corny aren't fans of them simply because of everything they do before the bell rings but its hard to deny their talent. Brody doesn't need to be a technical wizard. Hell, Black doesn't ever get this recognition but he can really cut a good promo. I think Julia Hart's role is well placed but it should be someone else who can actually work (Kris Statlander would be perfect for that role). I just think the Pencil fucked up their gimmick. They should be booked better to seem like legitimate stars.

[@StoneColdSergio]

Covering up the Punk pic is such a Vince thing to do.

[@MoxyOh]

Let's be honest, Vince wouldn't have had the guy's picture on any promotional materials seven months after the scrum in the first place.

[@thedoctor3528]

Why are you complaining over such a trivial matter like a child?

[@MoxyOh]

@The Doctor ...are there *any* non-trivial KZbin comment threads? We're not...solving Mid-East peace, this *is* still just a KZbin video about pro-wrestling, right? Lol.

[@johnknight7481]

It’s a Tony thing to do, he’s the one who fucking did it.

[@allamaraine8066]

@@johnknight7481 Right. He’s casting both of them in a bad light by making the comparison. It was a fairly objective comment.

[@randemness2680]

My wife said to me tonight after another garbage episode of dynamite. "I dont think i can handle watching aew with you anymore. You criticize it too much, when you were the biggest fan a year ago." My response. "If we are gonna watch gymnastics, can we at least watch professional gymnasts at the olympics then?" She was silent. Then i said "if you want to watch pointless gratuitous violence. Can we at least watch sons of anarchy or breaking bad again?"

[@brianmilici3473]

A year ago we had Punk, heel Danielson, MJF, Cole coming in, FTR and the Elite shaping up, hell Christian, Starks and Hobbs waiting to shine with Wardlow over as fuck and the Acclaimed on the way.. Now? Yikes.

[@randemness2680]

@@brianmilici3473 yikes doesnt even do it justice. Adam cole made daniel garcia look like a great wrestler by being so out of shape and lacking any cardio. And by no means is daniel garcia a great wrestler

[@DeathofaNINJA]

I watched the reality show for AEW. Holy shit don’t ever let Britt Baker have a turn on the mic because she never stops talking. I was overwhelmed by it. Adam Cole is definitely getting strapped by DMD. 😂

[@averyl6372]

" the bbc was beating up stu grayson" - Jim Cornette

[@MrSircharles05]

Wonder where Hikaru Shida is. She's more intimidating with her kendo stick than Riho with a steel pipe, real or fake.

[@NY32986]

7:19 Dante has a Moop Face, Maybe they should turn & Join JAS just so Dante Martin & Hager can team up as "The Moops"

[@wilcee238]

Corny and Last are going to have a field day with Plumber Moxley’s comments on his wife’s show. If Tony Khan actually let him win the AEW title while he wasn’t under contract, then he’s crazier than his fellow cokehead Mike Lindell!

[@MoxyOh]

We all *knew* there was a period last summer where he wasn't under contract...I just think it's hilarious that he thought that was an explanation. "Well, as far as not wanting to put Punk over...I didn't *have* to." Lol...okay, guy.

[@TD1021-]

It's meth my boy Tony moved past the coke 6 months into aew 😂

[@brianmilici3473]

I had to stop listening after he said the match where he dropped a guy onto a stack of soda cans cut in half and that made it a great match.. just floored by the stupidity of this guy. I listened to his rehab episode with his wife. He's not a good speaker at all. Is he always this way..? He's seemingly gotten worse which surprised me.

[@goodday2760]

@@brianmilici3473 Did you miss the debacle that was his interview with SCSA?

[@amitversion2]

Adam Cole looks like Steve Rogers in Captain America the first Avenger, before he got his Super Soldier Serum. "Somebody get this kid a sammich."

[@TheShadowman79]

That ad was so funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@allamaraine8066]

Holy shit, we’re coming up on 500 here. By the end of the year! I wonder if Corny and Last will do something special.

[@TD1021-]

Corny smokes meth with Tony Khan, injects roids in his ass with Vince McMahon,pal and kills shitstain on episode 500 😂

[@scruffyryan]

He's tiny, which could pass for an underdog babyface, but his injury history prevents him from WRESTLING the way he'd need to to get that over. edit: I guess i should say SHOULD prevent him from wrestling the way he'd need to get that over. Kinda dumb to assume people aren't willing to be risky.

[@TheSPEEZY99]

AEW Friends Forever. 😊

[@someoneelse1]

Travis drew the truck for James-E-W

[@gerektherogue7190]

Fandango's theme was sung in many sports arenas 10 years ago.

[@kristenjones4306]

They had the Garcia versus Adam Cole match oh and free TV so Adam Cole could be featured before the reality show that he is apparently going to be the main star of. He had to bring awareness to that. We’re going to see much more of him oh joy. Can’t wait😜

[@cnewtoneov]

Is it at all possible that that TK has Punk returning and he beat the funk out of The brothers with a baseball bat and they are setting up a revenge "Sting-style" angle for Punk vs the Elite? Or is that too much long-term planning for AEW?

[@SomeDude-ju4lv]

I wish he was that smart that would draw , but I ALSO think the Elite are too petty to do business with him and or CM punk can be a diva too, but that was what I thought

[@insupportofjunhado]

I know I look like a skipping record here, but Stevie Richards sprayed the fire extinguisher at Trish Stratus, so the heel using it on the baby face is another lesson Tony Khan learned from WWE. To be fair to WWE though, in the next match Richards missed Stratus and accidentally sprayed another heel. Whichever agent was on hand clearly wanted that corrected.

[@NelsonRodriguez_]

So I left my phone plugged in at work and it went all the way back 12 days back I guess it was playing clips all night.

[@littleanonymous2167]

6:20 - 6:33 LOL 😂🤣😆😄

[@jonathandenatale6878]

My favorite Corny expression

[@sethputnamsghost]

Tony needs to go all the way and name a wrestler Chowder Head.

[@ajjjay9583]

All right guys new nicknames for Adam cole let’s go! I’m going with Adam “the body”

[@crazypretzel1012]

5:45-6:10 the Orange Cassidy match lol

[@WhoDeanie85]

AEW has Russo all over it

[@Irishgod1983]

We will find out one day that he was an advisor for r something I swear

[@thecolonel3995]

I know it's a year later but they are two sides of the same coin. Attack winner after match, backstage brawls, bad comedy, worked shoot promos , endless stipulation matches for no logical reason. The ONLY difference between the two is Russo hated in ring wrestling and TK looooooves 20 minute matches. Russo could get 5 matches with entrances in for every AEW match. They are the same. They are writing show for themselves and only themselves

[@scottcoval7547]

"You have to lift, you have to actually lift weights" that shouldn't have been as funny as it was 😂😂😂

[@XodusOnan]

Jim has been calling Omega by his name Kenny alot lately

[@kristenjones4306]

But he does it with that glittery little tint to it. If you notice he elongates theENNY in Kenny and his voice goes up a few notches when he says it

[@eazymb.]

Adam Cole would probably be a great manager at this point.

[@TheSPEEZY99]

I didn’t guarantee anything. If you take my word on anything your at your own risk. 😂😂😂

[@juniorroman1118]

I was at the live show, thought it was good, Cornette real talk it’s too funny

[@digitalstatictv]

"They still have to play his music" didn't have the type of impact it should have. Adam Page's music is SO LAME, him running into that ring with that playing behind him was horrible

[@thejoshpresle]

His music sounds like the background tune to an ad for like the BK Texas double whopper or some shit

[@brianmilici3473]

He should lean into it and be like a metro woke af cowboy If done right it would be monster as a heel imo Would require him to understand how to work though and he does not

[@thejoshpresle]

@@brianmilici3473 He's already portrayed as anxious millennial cowboy. Pretty sure that already falls under what most dipshits would consider "woke."

[@digitalstatictv]

@@thejoshpresle oh no, now I won't be able to unhear it. "And his opponent... Whopper whopper whopper whopper" ugggghhhhh...better than this lol

[@thejoshpresle]

@@digitalstatictv fuck now I hear Justin Roberts' annoying ass saying whopper over and over again in his shitty ring announcer voice

[@stephenwells8981]

LOL love the artwork!😅

[@whiteythaboss407]

I f'n love me some Corny and Brian!! And theres nothing like a Travis heckle thumb nail... that's the tri-fecta

[@kd17Burger]

Brandon Thurston, the guy who gives the weekly ratings, trained Daniel Garcia

[@eddiew2325]

Is he related to Ryan Garcia the boxer?

[@markelllawson7805]

33:54 😂

[@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma]

Trash.

[@TD1021-]

CUUUUCAMONGAAAAAA

[@sonicplys64]

Jim had been going soft on AEW the last few weeks. I'm glad he went hard on them this week. The REAL Jim Cornette is back.

[@ogre_enterprises9398]

Although I was entertained by Vikingo despite his diminutive stature aka being a midget, I do agree that he didn't sell properly and his Facials are worse than Garganos... and I agree with Brian that the show is much more enjoyable while high on that sweet cheeba...

[@bled83]

Shagadelic, bay bay!

[@dantegaines124]

Sting retirement match should be against darby

[@TheSPEEZY99]

Lol nobody’s a heel on that show!

[@BJORNArtist]

For the pardy vid kids. Austin Powers BBC song and the BCC, freebie waiting to happen. Hobbs vs Penthouse.. Sigh.

[@naseefzarif1576]

I wonder how it would be if the match was HOOK vs Cornette. I would watch that any day.

[@brianharrington4400]

What if ftr leaves

[@FilmThePoliceFTP]

I was totally in AEWs corner when they started. It's been one hell of a disappointment that's for sure

[@WizKiddAnt91]

Listening to Jim review AEW is more entertaining than the show itself, sadly

[@TriplomatX]

Speaking Tumblesaults, I seen a clip of the match in which they replace the sounds with Sonic & when Vikingo landed on Kenny on the table, rings scattered, hilarious. Love Botchamania.

[@jeagler78]

I've always said Adam Cole is small, way to small to b a wrestler

[@StreetScience92]

Now I appreciate Vince's thing for bodybuilding.

[@bennett420316]

The vikingo match was what Lucha Libre meets Strong style should be and was very entertaining

[@benespinosa6725]

AEW Dynamite continues to be unimportant outside of MJF I honestly hope CM Punk returns to AEW Because this show needs a shot in the arm i only watch because of MJF and they censored CM Punk they're continuing to tease CM Punk's Return He's needed now more than ever this show is going to suck especially Tonight's episode we need something that'll keep us watching for 2-hours this shit is a dumpster fire without their Biggest Star.

[@christhornycroft3686]

They’re sitting on Starks and Pillman Jr and giving pushes to the “pillars.” Sammy is like one of those KZbinrs who sits there reacting to videos with his shirt off.

[@diluted8]

It needs more than a shot in the arm. More like a kick in the butt!!!

[@benespinosa6725]

​@@christhornycroft3686 LMFAO I Absolutely love this comparison it's Works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sky_Blaze]

Wtf are they doing with MJF exactly? Won the title and there's no focus on him. Again Tony's booking habits repeat.

[@benespinosa6725]

​@@Sky_Blaze LMFAO Good Point

[@mmprgreen350-ok5rl]

Never been this early on ANY video before hahaha

[@StoneColdSergio]

First?

[@kujo62]

If you think that's an accomplishment worthy of celebration, you have a sad life. And that's coming from someone with a sad life.

[@rockybalboa1847]

CONGRATULATIONS...for being first you win...SWEET FUCK ALL...had you been 2nd or 3rd you would have won... NOT A DAMN THING.. please be responsible with your prize and...GET A FUCKING LIFE

[@mmprgreen350-ok5rl]

@@kujo62 did I say it was? Cuz I definitely don’t think it is, just thought it was funny more than anything, but I’m sorry you have a sad life, that’s shitty

[@kujo62]

mmprgreen350 no, but you sure seem to be proud enough of it to post it in the comments section though

[@whidoineedthis]

Why did this shit come out 1 week later?

[@Copperstoned]

The full recap of the previous week comes out an hour before this week's episode on TV, usually.

[@darensparks]

Terrible dynamite tonight, Adam Cole is a joke , he is smaller than half the women's division.

[@Irishgod1983]

Brian last week a the Chris Jericho of podcasting

[@Irishgod1983]

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[@SomeDude-ju4lv]

Incel at it again

[@Irishgod1983]

And can someone please tell him that khaib is 5,10 and 155 pounds and was considered the best fighter in the world So ummmm??? Who gives a fuck about size

[@SomeDude-ju4lv]

Incel ... Go get laid and go stop being the epitome of what they are complaining about you FUCKING live on videogames and anime ( that's fine ) but don't open your mouth when the adults are talking.

[@Irishgod1983]

Can someone tell me why does brian keep lying about having the highest viewed download or whatever podcast by a wrestling personality. Just look up stone colds podcast please Brian. His shits on your little podcast he has millions of views and millions of subscribers. Even the people that reupload his clips get 100,0000s of views so #EAD

[@SomeDude-ju4lv]

Incel