Jim Cornette's Story Of The Spoiled Mayonnaise

From Episode 125 of Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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[@SuperDevolution]

I have to imagine Corny has about 300 police reports out there under the alias of "unnamed assailant."

[@joshuagonzales635]

All from Vince russo...

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

With descriptive words like “verbal altercation,” “disturbing the peace” and “terroristic threats.” Lmao

[@maikerudeku4696]

Has he ever actually been arrested?

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

@@maikerudeku4696 He’s been arrested several times but usually for hitting marks on the way back from the ring. He also got into a fight with a local “outlaw” promoter he ended up with charges over, but that was dropped.

[@311JW]

​@@MichaelSmith-fq6hzthe dude in TN Stacy chased down the street with a steel chair and then Jim tried to run him over? 😂😂 epic

[@gazof-the-north1980]

The Store owner refused to put the Mayonnaise over..........

[@barringtonfisher87]

That mayonnaise has been spread everywhere & never drew a dime

[@grantkermec8411]

It was the shits

[@TheFinishedArticle]

That doesn’t work for me brother

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

The owner later joined the Kliq

[@fifiwoof1969]

Wouldn't no sell it :-(

[@biden1]

“There was still some heat over the al-qaeda, the 9/11, the bombing thing...” 😂

[@tomclark362]

Cornette using 9/11 as an excuse 5 years after the attacks to justify his racist behavior proves he is no better then the trump supporters he bashes.

[@TheWeirdguy59]

@@tomclark362 Islam isn't a race. Middle Eastern people are also not their own race. Nothing was racist about what he said. Was it rude and uncalled for? Perhaps, but racist it was not.

[@selfishstockton6123]

@@TheWeirdguy59 don’t edit your comments. You’re justifying xenophobia 🤢

[@TheWeirdguy59]

@@selfishstockton6123 I can edit my comments if I choose to do so. You don't factor into the equation. I misplaced one word, so I fixed it right after commenting. The point still stands on principle and semantics. It has nothing to do with justifying and nothing to do with xenophobia.

[@Mike33422]

@@TheWeirdguy59 oh yeah saying I hope they bomb your country the next time isn't racist

[@MilMaska]

Sean Oliver: "You got an anger issue" Jim Cornette: "Oh Yes"

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

And as long as someone knows they have issues, and admits to them, they'll never change. Until the first heart attack.

[@GraveMemories]

@johnny tyler even if i do agree with you, i dont. You never wish death on anyone.

[@GodyP]

I think you got that backwards fam lol

[@timf7413]

I'm genuinely amazed Cornette hasn't done a stint or two in jail or prison at this point, just based on some of the things he openly admits to.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

He lives the dream.

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Agreed. I love hearing the stories, but wow some of them are doozies.

[@joker167able]

Statute of limitations

[@Vichedges]

I just made a similar comment about how I can't believe he hasn't had his ass beat by losing it with the wrong person. He's not exactly physically imposing. I guess if you act like a psycho most people get freaked out and back down.

[@Vichedges]

@@gamesthatiplay9083 Yeah the stories are great but if they're true Jim needs to get some help.

[@jarrettjordan]

"I have smashed.......3 glass doors to put an exclamation point on things in my time". God, I love Corny. 😂😂😂

[@ozzyisgreat4eva]

I love how he had stop and count how many glass doors he had broken 🤣

[@cantona7449]

“Thank you, come again”

[@habsfan94kellar30]

Its guy form the simpsons

[@gogogadgetrectalpunch]

I naturally read that in Apu’s voice

[@jamirimaj6880]

"Thank you, Fuck you, Come again"

[@JMal-mc6yr]

"THANK YOU. FUCK YOU. BYE."

[@jonathanryan2915]

I picture Cornette dressed up in his manager suit holding the mayonnaise and tennis racquet yelling at some bodega clerk

[@Dr170]

Submitted for the approval of the Cult of Cornette... I call this "The Story of the Spoiled Mayonnaise"

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

LOL!

[@boodattigerbait]

This is the most Indiana/Kentucky story.

[@spencer2745]

@Crump’s Brother I'm from southern Indiana as well and yes we do that lol. Living in TN and if I have bad service at a store now they will give you money back no problem

[@felyxmillicent6538]

When they invent time machines I'm going back to watch this.

[@shinmarcorp7846]

We been having time travel its just hidden from the public but thanks to Elon time travel will be commercially available in 2027 so do not DO NOT PISS OFF THE FUCKING TIME POLICE BY TRYING TO DEVIATE FROM YOUR ORIGINAL DESTINATION

[@williambarnes7133]

The lesson for everybody if you want to buy mayonnaise buy it from a grocery store not a convenience store

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Agreed. I've had to return past expiration stuff to grocery stores and there's never any problem. They have the stock and they just want to keep you as a customer, maybe because every visit is $100 - $200 for them.

[@lunakitty1990]

I always buy my condiments at the grocery store plus I'm not gonna pay $4-5 bucks for mayo at a gas station

[@williambarnes7133]

@@lunakitty1990 I do not blame you one bit and besides how long has that mayonnaise been sitting there at the convenience store?

[@Mongo42089]

Work @ a Pilot/Flying J. Can confirm this.

[@Vichedges]

Who needs to learn that lesson? Why would you buy food at a convenience store unless you needed it right that second?

[@m1dnitecowboy15]

Love it, I’m a huge Curb Your Enthuiasm fan. This sounds like a perfect idea for the show.

[@Aznar245]

Corny's life is like that show.

[@gregquinn7817]

@@Aznar245 except for actual violence towards people and occasional racism.

[@NoctuaOlivae]

​@@gregquinn7817 are you talking about curb? Because Larry has definitely been violent and racist

[@gregquinn7817]

@@NoctuaOlivae I mean he killed a goose once...not sure what else.

[@lemankurtz8950]

Jim handled that exactly as one should when dealing with greedy little shits like that. Willing to lose a frequent customer over $3.

[@eddiekulp1241]

Dont buy mayo at a convience store at all

[@johnselwitz5362]

If there is such a place as Hell, then I’ve got a one way ticket there after I die, because I HOWLED with laughter at 3:47 😂

[@jumboincredible]

You calm down You calm down You calm down😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@FIXTREME]

*YOU CALM DOWN* 👳🕋

[@michigan9191]

Thanks Jim, Needed this funny ass story today. 😂🤙

[@RedfishCarolina]

"good, I don't have to go hang out in the Ann Frank room" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

That wasnt the funny part dude, so you're wrong.

[@tatecomedy]

@@ASCUMBAGWh0re Very rude and controlling to assume someone's sense of humor and decide what would be funny to them. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

@@tatecomedy lol good point i suppose..

[@zlinedavid]

Why do I believe that Jim actually has some type of hidden room somewhere in the castle.

[@joebishop1]

Cornette probably has a gimmick tunnel or something wild

[@DBonaldi]

‘It’ll be the last time I spend a fucking dollar in here’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TabbyTheCat]

Everyone has a relative that reacts like this in a situation. My bro 🙄

[@J12_99]

This is one of my favorite cornette stories 😂😂

[@namelessjedi2242]

“I don’t have to hide out in the Anne Frank room” This makes sense with how he talked about his home having secret doors in other videos. 😁

[@rileydwyer6696]

a reasonable man in an unreasonable world

[@jerryancel6944]

"You calm down! You calm down!"

[@douglasmurphy3266]

Its like Peter and the giant chicken. As he walks away from a destroyed city: "Store clerk, sold me some bad maynaise" Or a sign in the crowd at WM18 during Booker T vs. Edge: "They're fighting over shampoo!"

[@rvaugh230]

I'm not saying cornette was wrong here. But sometimes when a customer is flat out wrong it's easier just to give them what they want. If it cost you 3 dollars to get them to come back again and spend 30 than it's worth giving in to an irrational or wrong customer.

[@Josue_Cristobal]

“Now I’m hot. I said give me that fuckin mayonnaise.”

[@RyanEverson16r]

Corny actually had to take a second to count how many glass doors he's broken "to put an exclamation point on things." I'm dying here.

[@mikeymike8065]

Jim literally never disappoints.

[@Daniel-hu7mc]

Corny, is without a doubt my spirit animal. I adore this man!

[@emiliodominguez9045]

"Hey stace give me the fucking mayo " hahahahahahaha I'm done

[@joebishop1]

Back in 2024 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshywashysreviews32]

I love the way he says maynaise

[@josmith213]

maynaise alot of people in here tonight

[@pickuptruck8802]

In a way I’m proud Corny has become a more well adjusted person since then.

[@mage1439]

I don't know about all that, considering how heated he got recounting the story.

[@TheJames-Edward]

The picture of Apu is funny as Hell!

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Angry Apu

[@Dragoon1809]

Thank you, fuck you, don't come again!-Angry Apu

[@RCstrats]

Having a scrap over mayonnaise ??? That’s priceless!!🤣🤣🤣🤣blame Vince McMahon

[@RichMitch]

Is that apu?

[@robertdwyer7996]

YUP! lmao!!!

[@SeamHead33]

His cousin

[@terryferguson8749]

Apu is like "Don't come again!"

[@bradpaton3927]

Apu's Indian, not Middle-Eastern.

[@Sarah_Gravydog316]

wow... that's ... kinda racist of you...

[@lord_straxus]

They need to make a comedy movie about Corny's life.

[@T0MMYVERCETTI]

Should have opened the mayo in the store and walked out with it upside down to dump it on the floor.

[@ericfaz1427]

Hilarious. But to be fair, buying mayo from a gas station is always a gamble.

[@hollandrocksls]

I'm already dying laughing when she told him they didn't have the receipt lol

[@aretnap3653]

I Woulda Threw The Mayo...Instead of PocketChange!

[@NorthernD_C]

I’m in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@STINCTEAM702]

The Anne Frank room 🤣

[@CULTÖFDIGITAl]

Lmfao!!!!! I can listen to this story 400 times a day lmfao thee art makes it 4000000x funnier lmfao!!! Oh god lololol

[@mage1439]

The moment that guy refused to give Jim's wife her money back, he had no idea he'd become a man at war.

[@isaacgraham5727]

This sort of reminds me the kind of stuff my father used to do. He once got charged exorbitant late fees at a blockbuster and it resulted in him throwing his Blockbuster Card at the smirking asshole behind the counter and telling that he’d never pay them or rent there again. I think he was also told to “calm down” as well. I have to admit that I have some similar tendencies myself. I hate those pneumatic doors too, totally unsatisfying.

[@anthonycampos8057]

It would've been great if the guy at the store had said to Jim, "YOU CALM DOWN..........by the way, I LOVE VINCE RUSSO." 😂😂

[@damienthorne3012]

Always check the expiration date before you purchase anything edible.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

I always checked the date on the pint of milk back in school. I forgot to one time and I paid for it. Chunky milk is so bad. What's worse is the Nun didn't believe me. She smelled it and everything. I had it in my mouth. It was chunky and sour. It was basically yogurt or cheese curds. One of the normal teachers checked it and believed me. She got me a new milk. This was in kindergarten btw. Since then I always check the date and if something smells off I don't tempt fate. However I have taken a bite out of a moldy bun and muffin many years later. The bun I should have checked but the muffin I had no reason to suspect since it had only been a few days since my mom had made them.

[@williamsmith666]

Yes. But any decent employee shouldn't be keeping expired goods on the shelf to begin with.

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

*Jim wakes up* “And now I’m hot.”

[@notchinham316]

Why is Senator Steve Armstrong in a Kwik E Mart, anyway?

[@hall665]

Mayonnaise, son.

[@Hilversumborn]

@@hall665 Need it for the omelette?

[@williamflowers9435]

The Anne Frank room… 😂😂😂

[@Tickerman]

Never, ever, EVER tell Cornette to “calm down”.

[@TheDoctaJS]

“I hope you get it the next time they start bombing shit” Lmao

[@weshuff8436]

The numatic door has me bent over double damn Cornie I love you and your stories

[@planethiphop2516]

“You calm down sir, “you calm down you calm down lol.

[@Nintendofan-yk4cd]

These thumbnails are fucking gold!

[@turboteabag08]

It's a good thing that store manager wasn't from Brooklyn bro, bro

[@ronthompson95]

The place they bought the mayonnaise is in Parts Unknown.

[@toddkurzbard]

Should have just bought pre-prepared potato salad at a real store.

[@1993Redemption]

Since a lot of places have lax petty theivery laws (cant even be arrested if its less than fifty bucks) i would have just said "ok fine, you had your chance" and just stole a few things of beef jerky and a soda while looking straight at him

[@frostedbutts4340]

Lmao picking out $49 worth of merch

[@1993Redemption]

@@frostedbutts4340 exactly

[@x2bannedyoutubeaccount408]

@@1993Redemptionscum

[@StoneThatTheBuilderRefusedKK]

I think Corny fails to realize that when you work the cash register you forget what people, look like, talk like, act like, 15 seconds after they paid.

[@MattyMonsterguy1941]

Apu needs to come back to the Simpsons 👿

[@richhard2723]

Even the creator of the documentary is shocked they got rid of Apu, goodbye Indian representation on the biggest show ever created.

[@TRoller927]

@@richhard2723 He'll always have that he was the guy that killed Apu.

[@brodykossler239]

“No wheezing the juice!”🥤

[@Karemaker]

Maybe it was the same store Austin and Booker T brawled in.

[@jonathanqpublic4549]

Hmmm. I think I'd just give the guy his stinky mayo back... all over his walls.

[@patrickwall8517]

The worst thing you can do when a person is pissed off is to tell them to calm down. All that does is make them madder.

[@SHOWBIZZZZZTV]

I’ll invite Corny to the cookout any day 💯 and he can play spades or dominoes with us

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

Why's that!?

[@temogalvan2901]

The mayonnaise is ruined.. lol

[@sullyb23511]

"It's roined!"

[@timf7413]

The way he pronounces ruined is gold.

[@temogalvan2901]

I guess his voice sounds funny because he’s sick. lol

[@timf7413]

I'm pretty sure I've heard him say it that way other times. I think it's just part of his regional accent.

[@temogalvan2901]

Tim F Yea maybe but whatever the fuck.. lol.!!!

[@chuckgreen8989]

Who the fuck buys mayonnaise at a convenience store?!?

[@PlayzieBum]

I forgot all about this story for a year and the thumbnail alone has made me giggle

[@PlayzieBum]

I'm back 10 months later to hear this story again.

[@PlayzieBum]

I’m back again LOOOOL

[@artmeddaugh6669]

Jim's playin the 3 dollar mayo game! All Day Long...

[@jeremyheyman8952]

3:43 im using that for future reference 😂

[@Valentina-666-x]

Mayonnaise these days cost $11 at Walgreens.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Then don't go to Walgreens.

[@graefe827]

That's what y'all get for buying mayonnaise. This is the South: Miracle Whip all the way!

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Sgust

[@robertdecourcey6400]

Ok but have you considered this... Nuh uh

[@NicanTlacaWarrior1]

Miracle Whip is nasty

[@georgehazard1986]

Gimme that fuckin' mayonnaise

[@dirbrody]

Who buys Mayo at a gas station?

[@menikmati789]

Anyone know of any other stories he tells where he gets insanely mad? This is one of my favourite stories on KZbin

[@Dock76]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaSYeHZtZtqor68

[@Pepperjack1986]

He's got one about a car crashing on his fence and another one about him being sold spoiled steak meat from one of those monthly meal box companies and they're both hilarious

[@menikmati789]

@@Pepperjack1986 amazing; ive heard the car crash one but not the steak meat one.. any idea which episode?

[@mrs.witchyperfect9846]

Push the door the other way, Jim lol

[@davey3884]

Who tf buys mayonnaise at a gas station? Lmao

[@GregHuffman1987]

But did they ever bomb his country though?

[@dany-ps2my]

I don't go to the ragged out stores or hotels they don't throw away or clean anything

[@dirtyredd448]

Bro...This is how they act..... They treat customers like shit.

[@sullyb23511]

Fuck, these thumbnails!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@kennymcbair7323]

Jim Dun Turned ‘ Heel Vs HiGi 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@Orlando407100]

Jim ' Tennis Racquets' Cornette vs Apu 'Thank you, come again Kwik-E-Mart' Nahasapeemapetilon. I want to see that Vince or AEW needs to book it

[@Barrysmooth]

Don’t bother to look at an expropriation date.

[@RomanticRebel267]

Right. Always look to see if the product is not out of date or moldy or whatever. That happened to be last month when I brought moldy bread form Wal-Mart accidentally because I was in a hurry.

[@chrismlastname]

As a brown person i find this quite racist, however, thank you come again

[@NateBragdon-t3l]

Love the mayonnaise story😂

[@drexlspivey5828]

The way Jim openly says he's racist

[@poindexterflex3528]

That Art is just not okay lol. Yet, I'm still laughing.

[@catrinjones5061]

Yeah but you sound angry even when you aren't angry.

[@A-Negative]

Note to self: for sake of the glass always give Jim Cornett a refund

[@ericgilbert56]

LMAO! He has an Ann Frank room.

[@russellcampbell3500]

Out of all the things to learn fr this lesson. Neumatic doors is the only one that matters

[@kingkold]

Some say Jim is a racist , but I don't think so. I think when he is pissed , he just says the most offensive thing he can say to the person he is pissed at. Just varies by individual.

[@NicanTlacaWarrior1]

Jim Cornette = Brother Love? At least this pic appears so

[@cville991]

3:20 🤣