Jim Cornette's Story Of The Spoiled Mayonnaise

From Episode 125 of Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
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[@SuperDevolution]

I have to imagine Corny has about 300 police reports out there under the alias of "unnamed assailant."

[@joshuagonzales635]

All from Vince russo...

[@Voysh2Voysh69]

With descriptive words like “verbal altercation,” “disturbing the peace” and “terroristic threats.” Lmao

[@maikerudeku4696]

Has he ever actually been arrested?

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

@@maikerudeku4696 He’s been arrested several times but usually for hitting marks on the way back from the ring. He also got into a fight with a local “outlaw” promoter he ended up with charges over, but that was dropped.

[@311JW]

​@@MichaelSmith-fq6hzthe dude in TN Stacy chased down the street with a steel chair and then Jim tried to run him over? 😂😂 epic

[@gazof-the-north1980]

The Store owner refused to put the Mayonnaise over..........

[@barringtonfisher87]

That mayonnaise has been spread everywhere & never drew a dime

[@grantkermec8411]

It was the shits

[@Kingofthekop1]

That doesn’t work for me brother

[@MichaelSmith-fq6hz]

The owner later joined the Kliq

[@fifiwoof1969]

Wouldn't no sell it :-(

[@biden1]

“There was still some heat over the al-qaeda, the 9/11, the bombing thing...” 😂

[@tomclark362]

Cornette using 9/11 as an excuse 5 years after the attacks to justify his racist behavior proves he is no better then the trump supporters he bashes.

[@TheWeirdguy59]

@@tomclark362 Islam isn't a race. Middle Eastern people are also not their own race. Nothing was racist about what he said. Was it rude and uncalled for? Perhaps, but racist it was not.

[@selfishstockton6123]

@@TheWeirdguy59 don’t edit your comments. You’re justifying xenophobia 🤢

[@TheWeirdguy59]

@@selfishstockton6123 I can edit my comments if I choose to do so. You don't factor into the equation. I misplaced one word, so I fixed it right after commenting. The point still stands on principle and semantics. It has nothing to do with justifying and nothing to do with xenophobia.

[@miguel20012]

@@TheWeirdguy59 oh yeah saying I hope they bomb your country the next time isn't racist

[@MilMaska]

Sean Oliver: "You got an anger issue" Jim Cornette: "Oh Yes"

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

And as long as someone knows they have issues, and admits to them, they'll never change. Until the first heart attack.

[@GraveMemories]

@johnny tyler even if i do agree with you, i dont. You never wish death on anyone.

[@GodyP]

I think you got that backwards fam lol

[@timf7413]

I'm genuinely amazed Cornette hasn't done a stint or two in jail or prison at this point, just based on some of the things he openly admits to.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

He lives the dream.

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Agreed. I love hearing the stories, but wow some of them are doozies.

[@joker167able]

Statute of limitations

[@Vichedges]

I just made a similar comment about how I can't believe he hasn't had his ass beat by losing it with the wrong person. He's not exactly physically imposing. I guess if you act like a psycho most people get freaked out and back down.

[@Vichedges]

@@gamesthatiplay9083 Yeah the stories are great but if they're true Jim needs to get some help.

[@cantona7449]

“Thank you, come again”

[@habsfan94kellar30]

Its guy form the simpsons

[@gogogadgetrectalpunch7436]

I naturally read that in Apu’s voice

[@jamirimaj6880]

"Thank you, Fuck you, Come again"

[@JMal-mc6yr]

"THANK YOU. FUCK YOU. BYE."

[@jarrettjordan]

"I have smashed.......3 glass doors to put an exclamation point on things in my time". God, I love Corny. 😂😂😂

[@ozzyisgreat4eva]

I love how he had stop and count how many glass doors he had broken 🤣

[@boodattigerbait]

This is the most Indiana/Kentucky story.

[@spencer2745]

@Crump’s Brother I'm from southern Indiana as well and yes we do that lol. Living in TN and if I have bad service at a store now they will give you money back no problem

[@felyxmillicent6538]

When they invent time machines I'm going back to watch this.

[@jonathanryan2915]

I picture Cornette dressed up in his manager suit holding the mayonnaise and tennis racquet yelling at some bodega clerk

[@lemankurtz8950]

Jim handled that exactly as one should when dealing with greedy little shits like that. Willing to lose a frequent customer over $3.

[@williambarnes7133]

The lesson for everybody if you want to buy mayonnaise buy it from a grocery store not a convenience store

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Agreed. I've had to return past expiration stuff to grocery stores and there's never any problem. They have the stock and they just want to keep you as a customer, maybe because every visit is $100 - $200 for them.

[@lunakitty1990]

I always buy my condiments at the grocery store plus I'm not gonna pay $4-5 bucks for mayo at a gas station

[@williambarnes7133]

@@lunakitty1990 I do not blame you one bit and besides how long has that mayonnaise been sitting there at the convenience store?

[@Mongo42089]

Work @ a Pilot/Flying J. Can confirm this.

[@Vichedges]

Who needs to learn that lesson? Why would you buy food at a convenience store unless you needed it right that second?

[@Dr170]

Submitted for the approval of the Cult of Cornette... I call this "The Story of the Spoiled Mayonnaise"

[@Gravydog316]

LOL!

[@TabbyTheCat]

Everyone has a relative that reacts like this in a situation. My bro 🙄

[@johnselwitz5362]

If there is such a place as Hell, then I’ve got a one way ticket there after I die, because I HOWLED with laughter at 3:47 😂

[@rileydwyer6696]

a reasonable man in an unreasonable world

[@m1dnitecowboy15]

Love it, I’m a huge Curb Your Enthuiasm fan. This sounds like a perfect idea for the show.

[@Aznar245]

Corny's life is like that show.

[@gregquinn7817]

@@Aznar245 except for actual violence towards people and occasional racism.

[@NoctuaOlivae]

​@@gregquinn7817 are you talking about curb? Because Larry has definitely been violent and racist

[@gregquinn7817]

@@NoctuaOlivae I mean he killed a goose once...not sure what else.

[@DBonaldi]

‘It’ll be the last time I spend a fucking dollar in here’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jumboincredible]

You calm down You calm down You calm down😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@FIXTREME]

*YOU CALM DOWN* 👳🕋

[@joshywashysreviews32]

I love the way he says maynaise

[@josmith213]

maynaise alot of people in here tonight

[@pickuptruck8802]

In a way I’m proud Corny has become a more well adjusted person since then.

[@mage1439]

I don't know about all that, considering how heated he got recounting the story.

[@rvaugh230]

I'm not saying cornette was wrong here. But sometimes when a customer is flat out wrong it's easier just to give them what they want. If it cost you 3 dollars to get them to come back again and spend 30 than it's worth giving in to an irrational or wrong customer.

[@RedfishCarolina]

"good, I don't have to go hang out in the Ann Frank room" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

That wasnt the funny part dude, so you're wrong.

[@tatecomedy]

@@ASCUMBAGWh0re Very rude and controlling to assume someone's sense of humor and decide what would be funny to them. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

@@tatecomedy lol good point i suppose..

[@zlinedavid]

Why do I believe that Jim actually has some type of hidden room somewhere in the castle.

[@joebishop1]

Cornette probably has a gimmick tunnel or something wild

[@jerryancel6944]

"You calm down! You calm down!"

[@michigan9191]

Thanks Jim, Needed this funny ass story today. 😂🤙

[@emiliodominguez9045]

"Hey stace give me the fucking mayo " hahahahahahaha I'm done

[@mikeymike8065]

Jim literally never disappoints.

[@brokencigarette3017]

They need to make a comedy movie about Corny's life.

[@J12_99]

This is one of my favorite cornette stories 😂😂

[@KingPossum]

this was a great public service message on not slamming pneumatic doors by Jim Cornette. lol.

[@algoormay8430]

The thumbnail is racist.Jim doing Pritchardface😂.

[@aretnap3653]

I Woulda Threw The Mayo...Instead of PocketChange!

[@PlayzieBum]

I forgot all about this story for a year and the thumbnail alone has made me giggle

[@PlayzieBum]

I'm back 10 months later to hear this story again.

[@PlayzieBum]

I’m back again LOOOOL

[@isaacgraham5727]

This sort of reminds me the kind of stuff my father used to do. He once got charged exorbitant late fees at a blockbuster and it resulted in him throwing his Blockbuster Card at the smirking asshole behind the counter and telling that he’d never pay them or rent there again. I think he was also told to “calm down” as well. I have to admit that I have some similar tendencies myself. I hate those pneumatic doors too, totally unsatisfying.

[@RichMitch]

Is that apu?

[@robertdwyer7996]

YUP! lmao!!!

[@SeamHead33]

His cousin

[@terryferguson8749]

Apu is like "Don't come again!"

[@bradpaton3927]

Apu's Indian, not Middle-Eastern.

[@Gravydog316]

wow... that's ... kinda racist of you...

[@TheJames-Edward]

The picture of Apu is funny as Hell!

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Angry Apu

[@Dragoon1809]

Thank you, fuck you, don't come again!-Angry Apu

[@namelessjedi2242]

“I don’t have to hide out in the Anne Frank room” This makes sense with how he talked about his home having secret doors in other videos. 😁

[@bonechip01]

Vince Russo gimmicked the mayonnaise.

[@eddiekulp1241]

Dont buy mayo at a convience store at all

[@T0MMYVERCETTI]

Should have opened the mayo in the store and walked out with it upside down to dump it on the floor.

[@RyanEverson16r]

Corny actually had to take a second to count how many glass doors he's broken "to put an exclamation point on things." I'm dying here.

[@Daniel-hu7mc]

Corny, is without a doubt my spirit animal. I adore this man!

[@NorthernD_C]

I’m in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Tickerman]

Never, ever, EVER tell Cornette to “calm down”.

[@damienthorne3012]

Always check the expiration date before you purchase anything edible.

[@ZombifiedBuizel]

I always checked the date on the pint of milk back in school. I forgot to one time and I paid for it. Chunky milk is so bad. What's worse is the Nun didn't believe me. She smelled it and everything. I had it in my mouth. It was chunky and sour. It was basically yogurt or cheese curds. One of the normal teachers checked it and believed me. She got me a new milk. This was in kindergarten btw. Since then I always check the date and if something smells off I don't tempt fate. However I have taken a bite out of a moldy bun and muffin many years later. The bun I should have checked but the muffin I had no reason to suspect since it had only been a few days since my mom had made them.

[@williamsmith666]

Yes. But any decent employee shouldn't be keeping expired goods on the shelf to begin with.

[@STINCTEAM702]

The Anne Frank room 🤣

[@notchinham316]

Why is Senator Steve Armstrong in a Kwik E Mart, anyway?

[@hall665]

Mayonnaise, son.

[@Hilversumborn]

@@hall665 Need it for the omelette?

[@RCstrats]

Having a scrap over mayonnaise ??? That’s priceless!!🤣🤣🤣🤣blame Vince McMahon

[@douglasmurphy3266]

Its like Peter and the giant chicken. As he walks away from a destroyed city: "Store clerk, sold me some bad maynaise" Or a sign in the crowd at WM18 during Booker T vs. Edge: "They're fighting over shampoo!"

[@ericfaz1427]

Hilarious. But to be fair, buying mayo from a gas station is always a gamble.

[@turboteabag08]

It's a good thing that store manager wasn't from Brooklyn bro, bro

[@TheDoctaJS]

“I hope you get it the next time they start bombing shit” Lmao

[@weshuff8436]

The numatic door has me bent over double damn Cornie I love you and your stories

[@mage1439]

The moment that guy refused to give Jim's wife her money back, he had no idea he'd become a man at war.

[@dirtyredd448]

Bro...This is how they act..... They treat customers like shit.

[@CreightonChaney-io4xv]

Apu needs to come back to the Simpsons 👿

[@richhard2723]

Even the creator of the documentary is shocked they got rid of Apu, goodbye Indian representation on the biggest show ever created.

[@TRoller927]

@@richhard2723 He'll always have that he was the guy that killed Apu.

[@jeremyheyman8952]

3:43 im using that for future reference 😂

[@joebishop1]

Back in 2024 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chuckgreen8989]

Who the fuck buys mayonnaise at a convenience store?!?

[@Nintendofan-yk4cd]

These thumbnails are fucking gold!

[@Karemaker]

Maybe it was the same store Austin and Booker T brawled in.

[@georgehazard1986]

Gimme that fuckin' mayonnaise

[@CounterCultureCantCount]

I think Corny fails to realize that when you work the cash register you forget what people, look like, talk like, act like, 15 seconds after they paid.

[@greghuffman3061]

But did they ever bomb his country though?

[@temogalvan2901]

The mayonnaise is ruined.. lol

[@sullyb23511]

"It's roined!"

[@timf7413]

The way he pronounces ruined is gold.

[@temogalvan2901]

I guess his voice sounds funny because he’s sick. lol

[@timf7413]

I'm pretty sure I've heard him say it that way other times. I think it's just part of his regional accent.

[@temogalvan2901]

Tim F Yea maybe but whatever the fuck.. lol.!!!

[@planethiphop2516]

“You calm down sir, “you calm down you calm down lol.

[@brodykossler239]

“No wheezing the juice!”🥤

[@jonathanqpublic4549]

Hmmm. I think I'd just give the guy his stinky mayo back... all over his walls.

[@DigitalConceptz]

Lmfao!!!!! I can listen to this story 400 times a day lmfao thee art makes it 4000000x funnier lmfao!!! Oh god lololol

[@dirbrody]

Who buys Mayo at a gas station?

[@chrismlastname]

As a brown person i find this quite racist, however, thank you come again

[@dany-ps2my]

I don't go to the ragged out stores or hotels they don't throw away or clean anything

[@graefe827]

That's what y'all get for buying mayonnaise. This is the South: Miracle Whip all the way!

[@smarkslowplay3512]

Sgust

[@robertdecourcey6400]

Ok but have you considered this... Nuh uh

[@NicanTlacaWarrior1]

Miracle Whip is nasty

[@Josue_Cristobal]

“Now I’m hot. I said give me that fuckin mayonnaise.”

[@artmeddaugh6669]

Jim's playin the 3 dollar mayo game! All Day Long...

[@patrickwall8517]

The worst thing you can do when a person is pissed off is to tell them to calm down. All that does is make them madder.

[@Barrysmooth]

Don’t bother to look at an expropriation date.

[@RomanticRebel267]

Right. Always look to see if the product is not out of date or moldy or whatever. That happened to be last month when I brought moldy bread form Wal-Mart accidentally because I was in a hurry.

[@menikmati789]

Anyone know of any other stories he tells where he gets insanely mad? This is one of my favourite stories on KZbin

[@Dock76]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaSYeHZtZtqor68

[@Pepperjack1986]

He's got one about a car crashing on his fence and another one about him being sold spoiled steak meat from one of those monthly meal box companies and they're both hilarious

[@menikmati789]

@@Pepperjack1986 amazing; ive heard the car crash one but not the steak meat one.. any idea which episode?

[@mrs.witchyperfect9846]

Push the door the other way, Jim lol

[@ronthompson95]

The place they bought the mayonnaise is in Parts Unknown.

[@sullyb23511]

Fuck, these thumbnails!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@BLLLRD901]

I’ll invite Corny to the cookout any day 💯 and he can play spades or dominoes with us

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

Why's that!?

[@russellcampbell3500]

Out of all the things to learn fr this lesson. Neumatic doors is the only one that matters

[@catrinjones5061]

Yeah but you sound angry even when you aren't angry.

[@ericgilbert56]

LMAO! He has an Ann Frank room.

[@TuMalditaMadre]

OMFG APU? LOL

[@dudemanjack98]

Apu did put some expired meat on the discount table and Homer did get sick after he ate it

[@toddkurzbard]

Should have just bought pre-prepared potato salad at a real store.

[@Orlando407100]

Jim ' Tennis Racquets' Cornette vs Apu 'Thank you, come again Kwik-E-Mart' Nahasapeemapetilon. I want to see that Vince or AEW needs to book it

[@A-Negative]

Note to self: for sake of the glass always give Jim Cornett a refund

[@HTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTH]

Im a new listener of the podcasts. Its Friday morning now. When does the Experience podcast usually get released? It says Thursday on the website. Whats gooood? Wheres the new one at?

[@wwltd3036]

He's been sick. May be delayed.

[@jumboincredible]

Usually it's... Monday's Drive-Thru around 12 pm EST Friday's The Experience Around 2 pm EST

[@davey3884]

Who tf buys mayonnaise at a gas station? Lmao

[@kennymcbair7323]

Jim Dun Turned ‘ Heel Vs HiGi 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@charliekk3377]

Apu to Aew confirmed !

[@BigBDawg843]

The entire store was a work

[@Tomahawk588]

Mayonnaise these days cost $11 at Walgreens.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Then don't go to Walgreens.

[@cville991]

3:20 🤣

[@daltonsurber306]

this popped up on my recommended after the rotten steak episode

[@XhoowieX]

Can fucking guarantee Cornette wasn't calm when the guy told him to calm down.

[@NicanTlacaWarrior1]

Jim Cornette = Brother Love? At least this pic appears so