Jim Cornette on Firing Landon

[@John_1077]

Cornette didn't screw Landon. Landon screwed Landon 🤣

[@thexboxcriminal360]

Just like JBL quit at wrestlemania 25🤣 This Time Landon the quit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ctsilva45]

sounds like God screwed Landon from the moment of conception

[@avid2112]

He took his ball and went home!

[@tobiasfarragut292]

We need a t shirt..book it

[@john_blues]

We wish Landon the best in his future endeavors.

[@Brando-Lee3725]

He will be fine . I think Landon is now All Elite !

[@TheBurningChicken1]

@@Brando-Lee3725 Heard he’s already gonna be challenging Pockets for his belt next week on rampage

[@troublesomewestsideoutlaw5754]

Landon Buck

[@AWX_Wrestling]

Landon sounds like he would fit right in at AEW.

[@messey12]

"If it was raining soup, he'd be out there with a fork" ~Jim Cornette

[@StonyHeatbag]

Just an unreal line

[@drewburke6371]

But if he was walking through a men's locker room would he be whistling "Stranger In Paradise"?

[@wildwine6400]

Its a modified famous Noel Gallagher quote. "He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup"

[@PatrickMaliha]

😂😂😂 As soon as I heard the first 90 seconds of this clip, Jim had me hooked until the end 😂😂😂

[@isaacshaver6218]

@@wildwine6400 i thought it was a modified version of "if it was raining p#$$y, I'd get hit with d^cks!"

[@Madashell1200]

Corny should have his own television show. Just about his day to day life. I'd watch every week.

[@dieselbank82]

100% ..... KZbin, WWE network .... anything. Reality show would work

[@darrenwalker257]

If you hear his review of Rhodes to the top 1st episode. He said can't stand reality TV. Go mad if had cameras in the house he take baseball bat's to them.

[@tonyjackson4078]

@@darrenwalker257 true, but, and this is a bit far out, let Corny handle the production. Just set up like a bunch of remote security style cams, and have one if the Featherbottoms, since Corny tolerates "them" to do action/roaming stuff. Then hell Corny can even edit it, he's got the experience.

[@Brando-Lee3725]

You said it bro ! Ive thought the same thing for a while ! But he would probably end up assaulting a camera man or some guy on the crew ! LOL

[@ГеоргиХристов-д6ж]

And it should be narrated by Corny or Brian. Or both.

[@tex8305]

You know shit's about to go down when Jim says, "You know what, motherfucker?".🤣🤣🤣

[@johnnydematteis8657]

Only Jim can turn "i fired my lawn guy." into a half hour long promo 😂

[@averyl6372]

" one fellas Hispanic, hes got an excuse " - Jim on Landons minions

[@SlipperyGoulet]

"If it was rainin' he'd run out to the yard holdin' a fork".... Classic Corny.

[@patrickboian8545]

@@SlipperyGoulet The one liners end me. 😂😂😂😂

[@darrenlambert2099]

I could too if I was making money from doing so.

[@nomchompsky3012]

As much as Jim would hate hearing this, the mental image he pictured sounds exactly like an Attitude era sketch. Part 1: Mr McMahon is on his Connecticut estate, hanging out with several other New England billionaires dressed in stereotypical upper class New England clothes e.g. sweaters around the neck, pink shirts, white trousers. They're haggling at a little girl's lemonade stand because he doesn't want to pay $2 for a glass. Eventually she relents and gives then all glasses of lemonade for $1. The billionaires high five each other because they're such good negotiators. The little girl starts crying a bit. The point is that he comes across as an upper class snob. Then he gets a call: his regular lawn mowing guy is sick. They're sending a new guy. "He better be good!" Mr McMahon grumbles on his cell phone. CUT BACK TO THE WRESTLING. Part 2: Mr McMahon's standing in front of the lemonade stand (the little girl has an "out of business sign on the stand). Mr McMahon's new lawn mowing guy is here. He's a Hispanic fellow with a beard. Mr McMahon thinks he's met this lawn mowing guy before, which the Hispanic guy denies. Mr McMahon then says something quasi-racist like "it must have been one of your cousins who washed my car when I was in San Antonio last week". Hispanic guy says, "Ehhhh it must've been, ese!!" with his arms out. Mr McMahon gives the lawn-mowing Hispanic guy the keys to his enormous estate and goes off to play some golf. The Hispanic guy smiles mischievously and strokes his fake beard. CUT BACK TO THE WRESTLING Part 3: Mr McMahon returns to his mansion, boasting to his fellow New England billionaires about how he beat all of them at golf. He walks towards the back entrance, smiling. Opens the door...his smile drops. His lawn's been trashed. Junk everywhere - a wrecked car, garbage, leaves everywhere, toilet paper, etc. "HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED???" then remembers the new Hispanic guy. He goes looking for him. Finds him sitting under a tree, wearing a gigantic sombrero, chilling while drinking some Mexican beer while the radio is playing some stereotypical Mexican music. He loses his temper with the Hispanic lawn-mowing guy. After some back-and-forth, the Hispanic guy peels off the moustache to reveal it's Eddie Guerrero, after which Mr McMahon gets tossed around with lawn furniture for several minutes. CUT BACK TO THE WRESTLING Part 4: Mr McMahon is in the hospital... Fucking hell, this is a Vince Russo sketch isn't it? Jim will hate me for this.

[@alr3405]

I think the worst words you can hear in any customer service position is: "cornettes looking for you."

[@solisto]

Brian is 1000% correct. That just sounds like a Corny Tuesday.

[@cdmit27]

Corny is 1000% correct. If you know someone long enough you'll have sufficient provocation🤣

[@StonyHeatbag]

Landon is the Orange Cassidy of Landscaping.

[@princetebatso5220]

We need an omnibus on JC's opening stories

[@FortunateJuice]

Seconded!

[@jesterr7133]

Only Jim Cornette can turn everyday life into a 20 minute promo off the top of his head, lol.

[@Anchorwing.]

Jim wasn't feeling very "Ucey" today

[@ROWDYBatrulha]

😆😂

[@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393]

Comment of the day for you. Now Jim that’s not very ucey of you.

[@Cruising_On_Lake_Havasoma]

@@ROWDYBatrulha Trash.

[@johnnykarate_SweepLeg]

You had one job, Landon... and you blew it.

[@hillbillyjimbo1732]

And.....according to Cornette, he sucked too! lol

[@maxmalten7749]

no he mulched it sadly..

[@AlphariusDominatus]

The problem is he didn't blow it

[@jasonjimerson7046]

We need more of these stories posted on KZbin. I still remember the raccoon story, the tree story, and the car on the fence story.

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

How u missing the mayonnaise story!? Lol

[@jasonjimerson7046]

@@ASCUMBAGWh0re Maybe if Brian had the time, possibly make an omnibus of just Castle Cornette stories. Possibly for the holidays?

[@ASCUMBAGWh0re]

@@jasonjimerson7046 we do need that

[@maitreyas.4902]

The car on the fence story popped me.

[@Gravey_draws]

I remember a story about a Deer caught on his fence, too

[@Scott__C]

I'm laughing at he's getting indignant with the lawn guy telling him, "I'm behind on my action figures".

[@Tim85-y2q]

Imagine not being in the wrestling world, having no idea who Corny is and being on the receiving end of one of his promos. That has to be truly frightening.

[@lenk095]

Why is listening to Jim tell an everyday story so much fun! I love it

[@gordonirvine726]

It's the best isn't it!?

[@lenk095]

​@gordonirvine726 Dude! Now I will watch this gem of an episode again 😂

[@voen]

Landon's going to be on Be The Elite next week.

[@CJFerg81]

Somebody needs to make an animation of this clip and the one of the car that lands on his fence. They would be brilliant 😂

[@therealmaskedheel]

This already has more views than an episode of Rampage.

[@messey12]

Oh man that gave me a good laugh 😅

[@DavidDexterMusic]

Much more entertaining than an episode of Rampage as well.

[@ryancreecy9105]

My man said if it was raining soup he would be outside with a fork I never heard that before but I will be using that a lot going forward LMAO Jim cornette is the ultimate goat

[@JUYAN16]

Landon, the Ryback of lawn care.

[@joshhallidat5259]

"If it was raining soup he'd be out in the yard with a fork" is jim at his best

[@landon3162]

I almost never hear anything about other people named Landon so this was a trip lmao

[@patrickwall8517]

Landon and his stooges, sounds like a three man tag team that Vince Russo would book.

[@ГеоргиХристов-д6ж]

18:07 ending this whole tirade with a long pause and "so that's the way I started Saturday" has to be one of the most Corny things I've ever heard

[@shawnparker3165]

“I’m mowin’.” Takes me out every time! 😂😂😂

[@davidhunter1555]

Oh man, that falsetto “Whadderyadoin??” to the Spanish gent. Haha. With that said yeah, a proper blow through at the start and end of season is always a great way to ditch the leaves and polish your lawn.

[@dcs4947]

If it was raining soup this guy would be out there with a fork. Laughed out loud for real

[@Apricot_Lover-r2c]

Cornette: "I don't associate with people anymore" I want that on a T-shirt.

[@Matt-cr4vv]

Only Corny can take a mundane occurrence like firing your lawn guy and turn it into a 20 minute entertaining story. And for the record I agree with Brian. Cussing somebody out in the morning and having a great meal later that evening is just how I envision a normal day for Corny is HAHA

[@laudencollier7420]

I truly LOVE and appreciate the way corny re tells the happenings of his life. So much so that if I had the honer of getting cussed out by Jim I'd most likely drop to my knees and say I'm not worthy of such a amazing monumentous event. This was pure gold 🥇 😂😆. Keep it up and please bring up more stories like this.

[@GodotOfficial]

I’m sure Landon can ask Tony Khan for a job, he would hire anyone

[@ChristopherMikrowelle]

I read the title as Jim Cornette on Fire in London.

[@nightmar3116]

Ok thank God I'm not the only one

[@rf_switch]

As much as I love the wrestling commentary, for me this show is at its best when it's Jim's personal life updates or when it's discussing non-wrestling news updates or popular stories!

[@ANonymous-bq7wg]

Jim Cornette versus Landon the Lawn Guy. Book it!

[@Brownie314]

I feel for Landon, he goes out of his way to do a shitty job and never gets yelled at by Cornette. You can only do shitty for so long before you have to quit.....and then it came raining down

[@NickferZev]

I thought this was gonna be a story about Jim Cornette exploding at a gardener for no reason, but I couldn’t imagine how many chances ha gave Landon to do his job, and even after screwing up so badly, Jim was STILL willing to work with him. It was Landon that quit on Cornette, not the other other way around.

[@ff7fanboi]

Landon screwed landon

[@SamiClemens]

Yeah, I’m sure it happened exactly how he’s describing it. With how he embellishes the behavior and mental capacity of Republicans, believing a word out of his mouth about anything would be foolish.

[@virgilhawkins7368]

My favorite story Jim has ever told and it has nothing to do with wrestling.

[@hillbillyjimbo1732]

LOL, the Three Stooges-Niagara Falls....slowly, I turned---priceless!! ty Jim for that!!!

[@michaeldownstairs]

“The Susquehanna Hat Company?!” :-)

[@MN-no3bb]

We need to establish a “Jim Cornette Day” every year where you curse and scream at someone in the morning and have a great meal for dinner.

[@chrischar9428]

Hey if juneteenth is a thing

[@lookitskazzy]

Amazed that Jim has managed to avoid a brain aneurysm or a heart attack. Jesus lol

[@TheJugulator62]

This shit had me laughing out loud . I could picture the whole thing.

[@firetv1751]

What a story teller this man is. He's the best promo ever in wrestling and the best comedian in America imo. I can imagine he's difficult to deal with but surely people working for him know who he is. I'm from Ireland but spent time in Louisville and he is well known as I sometimes asked people.

[@adamweishaupt2846]

Jim shooting on his garden issues is infinitely more entertaining that anything WWE and Autistics Enjoying Wednesdays put on television.

[@LemoncookieTV]

I won't understand how anyone can get so mad about irrelevant things like that but hearing Jim talk about it is always fun

[@SchnauzerGal2500]

I can't wait for someone to turn this in to a song submission!

[@shaneventuri4305]

If I was in the lawn care business Jim would be my customer no matter what. I would take a loss driving to Louisville just to look at the castle

[@IanSane]

An acquaintance of mine named his son Landon and I thought it was something he made up. Didn't realize it was a "real" name. I like how Jim keeps talking about "a plan and a price". I'm almost tempted to use that terminology next time I ask a client if he wants a quote.

[@scottburton9741]

This wasn't as good as the bit about the car on the fence, but I still thoroughly enjoyed it

[@Brando-Lee3725]

This fn GOLD ! HAHAHA !!! But since hes been future endeavored , word is Landon has signed , Hes now All Elite !!!!! Landon Mulch will debut next week !

[@scottfaber3232]

Honestly these are my favorite clips , same crap we all are, or dealt with at one time!

[@jonathancarlson6127]

Jim Cornette could hire me for the price of just cutting a promo on me when I got fired.

[@sugartbube]

Jim can cut a promo on anyone or any situation

[@tonyjackson4078]

Essentially Landon is The Miz and Corny is Dexter Lumis.

[@asurlybarber3620]

Russo, Herd, Janela, Omega: Welcome to the club, Landon!

[@chuckmendez8446]

You forgot Tim Horner (the guy that screwed him up on SMW) and Greg the office boy (the guy that screwed him up on ROH).

[@gregoryreidjr1073]

That's why you paid the extra couple of bucks for a Landscaping Company to work on your lawn. My wife and I had to go through this ourselves with an independent guy last year.

[@DarkBlueBaker]

Jim reminds me of Granny from Looney Tunes when she called Daffy the Exterminator. "Is this Daffy's pest control? Well I've got a pest I want controlled!" 😂

[@mcwhorter141mcwhorter8]

Jim was literally tossing money at this guy and he wasn't smart enough to just take it and come up with a plan.

[@kraw3026]

Landon went away to learn a new hold

[@insupportofjunhado]

Yard work was one of my first jobs. Cutting grass, digging up trees, planting trees and yes, raking leaves. If it's my house, I do my own yard work, or it doesn't get done. This also means that whenever I have a problem with a yard man I cannot do anything about it, because it's not my house.

[@JamesSmith-sw3nk]

I like Cornette's podcast but I don't think I would want to work for him. lol!

[@davidkelling159]

Leaf blow, rake into piles, trash bags....I'm a goddamn genius

[@streetmachine100]

Corny, this promo even Heyman couldn't deliver! 18 minutes of comedy gold.

[@tobiasfarragut292]

JC- We’re not talkin the Royal “You” Me- lets out a Royal Family “YOUUUUUUUU!!”

[@Traducteur1]

Jim didn't think mulch of him and ordered him to take a leaf of absence!

[@patrickboian8545]

Been needing one of these.😂

[@EmberMcLain87]

the three stooges slowly i turn bit.. never thought i'd ever hear that again.

[@j_mad]

3:53 If it was raining soup he'd be out there with a fork 😆😆😆

[@ericgilbert56]

They have been working on that house almost as long as I've been listening... I want pictures.

[@treviaunmidgett5077]

What does mulch leaves 🍁 mean

[@needsaride15126]

I'm DYIN'. I'm F'N' DYIN'...🤣🤣🤣

[@shawnsuth9830]

Apparently Landon also does my neighbour's lawn.

[@swordfan1330]

"whut th'FUUUCK?!" lolllllll

[@thatdude169]

I could listen to this man talk about literally anything. Paint drying, pizza,yard work etc. Hes so god damn funny

[@davidtodd3401]

Corny, I'm a landscaper and getting qualified as a tree surgeon in Australia. When I come to the US to visit, I'll come fix your yards and your gardeners for free

[@2010ChargerRT]

“What are ya doing!?” Jim Cornette

[@L360-l9i]

How much would Landon have had to pay for Jim to cut a 20 minute promo on his ass on cameo !

[@aretnap3653]

"Landon" Sounds Like an "Avoider"... (Workers That Just Come to Your House to Do a "Basic" Job, & Leave...Just to Acquire that PayCheck.)

[@jasonlane1528]

This is more epic than the time the local CVS ran out of his favorite dental floss. ... Still tell my grandchildren about that one.

[@namemcnamerton4249]

Wait what

[@jacobzamora6843]

“Im mowin”

[@ThaRealWorld]

I had a shitty day but HEY! I’m not Landon 😂

[@amonbrown6727]

Aw hell he vibrating. Lmao

[@daveassanowicz186]

Had to listen to the last part four times

[@asasphinx]

Hearing Jim refer to someone else with my name in this disappointed and confused manner makes my week somehow, possibly the month. Now I see these comments using the name and it's like being made fun of for doing something stupid. Almost like breaking the fourth wall in some capacity.

[@THEhorihito]

I tiddered once. The lady complained to Human Resources.

[@badladyami]

This is the most patience I think I've ever heard Jim give anyone.

[@Steve-ln1xg]

These stories from the castle need their own intro music.

[@JonThunder12]

Landon called down the wrath of cornette

[@OscarRamirez-vt4sm]

Imagine a tv sitcom of an everyday life of Corny like Curb Your Enthusiasm or sendfield a show about nothing.

[@TheMad808]

Where is D-Lo Brown when you need him?

[@hosepipe]

Wasn't it D-Lo?

[@TheMad808]

@@hosepipe Yes it was. Thanks

[@daveborder7751]

Why the hell did he keep employing them when they couldn't do the job? Other lawn services are available. Moxely would probably do a good job.

[@uarthchylde]

Mox is a plumber, sir. The skillset does Not carry over.

[@roadcyclist1]

Moxley has more money than the 2 of you combined could ever fathom....you sad, sad little men.

[@daveborder7751]

@@roadcyclist1 But zero brain cells. A guy making millions from money mark Khan, yet the indie geek has to go to GCW regularly to fight the drug addicted bank robber on a pier, to cut himself to pieces in front of 100 people, to 'fight' the dildo guy where they kissed each other multiple times, Moxley smoked & then put the cretin in a sleeper while the dude played with himself.

[@DGF2099]

" hes very cheap and I get what I pay for "

[@kneeshots470]

I love how I’ll listen to 17 mins of this just to get to the punchline I already know is coming

[@amodernphoenix]

Who do I contact to get a refund on the past 18 minutes of my life?

[@MrJelway98]

Amazing!

[@fkjms73]

Top 10 Jim Cornette rivals of all times: 1. Vince Russo. 2. Jim Herd. 3. Mark Maddon. 4. Kevin Dunn. 5. Phil Mushnick. 6. The Elite. 7. Greg the Office Boy. 8. Eric Bischoff. 9. Kenny Bolin. 10. Pockets.

[@averyl6372]

" hes very cheap and I get what I pay for " - Jim cornette on his interactions with Landon

[@Urbansilverback]

I forgot who it was that Corny took the baseball bat to his car back in Smoky Mountain Wrestling. I think the kids name was JB. That was a funny story. I think JB had Cornys equipment and he didn’t want to give it to him because he wanted to be paid first.

[@Cloudwalker2011]

KC O'Connor, I think.

[@JRC99]

Yeah, it was KC. He had a camcorder Corny lent him and Jim wanted it back. KC was acting on bad advice and they've buried the hatchet last I knew. @Cloudwalker2011

[@rexventura4603]

Well this is going to be interesting

[@someguy8274]

Hearing jim yelling about people never gets old 🤣🤣🤣