Jim Jefferies: Bare | Texting a Rugby Player [HD] | Netflix Is A Joke

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[@Ztormie]

The delivery of "I know" is god damn perfection.

[@LAnonHubbard]

I know!

[@AssarksMovies]

Sassy and feminine but doesnt get you out of the bit

[@wittyag]

I laugh hard everytime

[@jfonlinenow1]

His greatest comedy moment ever 😂❤

[@nileshvaidya3255]

'That's where he keeps his legs' was a killer! He took the audience back to his Gun Control routine, and then wham!

[@Gobboh]

"I know..." XDDD

[@federicoeiriz42]

Thats actually genious, he instantly flipped the crowds reaction

[@simonetanzi5103]

+Federico Eiriz and it's not even the first time I see him doing that... brilliant

[@paulieoliveri7453]

My mom was horrified when he said "He is a whole man, and not a 3/4 man like you." and when he went "I know, she burst out laughing." Jim Jefferies is easily the best comedian of this generation.

[@BIGGLEdarrigle]

the "I know" is the funniest thing in the world

[@adamcroft80]

Love it when the crowd reacts to something a bit ‘risky’ and he says ‘I know’

[@WWEPH5926]

It's so much funnier after watching his rant on gun control xD

[@imakefilms123]

YOU KNOW IT XD

[@user-mv6bl6rl6f]

Milton Waddams lol no

[@micahtritscher951]

No it wasn't 😂

[@pizzasteve3488]

No way

[@waterdroplets1627]

Yeah the Safe😂

[@leseditenyane5411]

As a South African I'd like to say THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!! I can't stop laughing

[@JahnBeukesMusic]

I'm South African and I nearly died laughing here!

[@anthonyatuhaire]

same bruuu lmao

[@user-ff2nk1po8g]

Same

[@emeraldeyes6313]

“At’s where ee keeps is legs” I’m fucking dead! 🤣😭💀

[@danseinfernale2648]

I died at 'Rodriguez.' That's so uncalled for.... xD

[@highdownmartin]

I came back to see this again ( again ) just for the” I know “ Absolute perfection!

[@lornepribbeno7338]

Yep, me too

[@miertjie94]

Im south african and this is fucking funny

[@basketanand]

"listening to Rodriguez", that is some amazing attention to detail

[@emeraldeyes6313]

I didn’t get that joke, can you explain the reference?

[@basketanand]

@@emeraldeyes6313 Rodriguez is this singer-songwriter from Detroit who was never given any recognition in the US but became the sound of a generation fighting apartheid in South Africa

[@emeraldeyes6313]

@@basketanand Oh ok, thank you for the insight. 👍🏻

[@Haggis.Supper]

I wonder 😏

[@PeterJohnJnb]

@@Haggis.Supper buahahahahahahaha :-)

[@ThatWeirdCreator]

Whenever he says, “I know.” I die laughing.

[@Jay_-fw9je]

I'm South African this is so funny, partially true 😂😂😂

[@kobathedread]

I'm a legless white South African currently punching a black guy and I find this incredibly offensive.

[@jayjay-dr9pr]

GYBEHO lol, the fact is that theses events against the Aboriginals happened 50 odd years ago, whereas Apartheid in SA was only disbanded around the end of the 20th century. Did you know that in 1967 a referendum was held to include Indigenous Australians in the census and 90%+ voted yes, whereas at that time SA was still treating blacks like shit, so...

[@Droopsnooot]

are you truely without legs or are you just drunk?

[@GYBEHO]

Is your real name Oscar?

[@jayjay-dr9pr]

Bro Australia has not been around for long, 50 years is a long time in our lifespan.

[@GYBEHO]

jay j Perhaps, however we made a dramatic change to the whole country. You however still treat your aboriginals like shit and like 3rd class citizens. Don't throw if you can't catch.

[@rusty899]

hahahah that twist at the end! quality

[@kurtsudheim825]

rusty899 I thought he was gonna make a joke about: at least they have good gun control/laws/safety than usa

[@RastaAfricanGentleman]

What a beast 😂 and I live in South Africa and totally agree 😂... And his accent is on point 😂. We are horrible people here

[@xa25ja]

I believe he was referring to Afrikaaners, madam.

[@beedubree2550]

he’s talking specifically about white South africans, hence the “imagine my accent but i’m punching a black person” line

[@RastaAfricanGentleman]

Thank you so much, yes I could figure that one out.

[@robin56762]

that Rodriguez line is very good

[@nyiesah]

Impressive intellectual Rodriguez joke, completely went over everyone's head

[@kristinagerrand2459]

I don't get it. Please explain!

[@ilan_NahshOn]

How can y tell ? You can see millions of ppl around the globe 🌎?

[@adamkeane3737]

Completely went over my head , I don't know how the fuck Rodriguez is? 😂

[@anandls1]

@@kristinagerrand2459 Rodriguez, is an American singer-songwriter from Detroit, Michigan. Though his career was initially met with little fanfare in the United States, he found success in South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand

[@GBOAC]

@@ilan_NahshOnhe means the audience, they hardly responded

[@Anne--Marie]

This was brilliant. How Pistorius could claim that it was an accident, I'll never know.

[@Greybeardmedic]

What an act! Masterful storytelling...

[@avinhelton5406]

Roses are red, Violets are glorious. Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius.

[@formalretouch]

Avin Helton kak funny

[@craigfairlie9247]

If there's one thing that Oscar Pistorius has taught me, it's to always shit with the door open.

[@Lupinthe3rd.]

Sorry Australia We are Keeping Jim Sincerely America

[@skpilot7]

No deal.

[@joekaput747]

skpilot7 we'll loan Hugh Jackman back for a little bit

[@Deoxy360]

Understandable. We leant you guys Rove, and didn't turn out so well.

[@AJ-of9yw]

KingDT2007 you can keep him if you stop trying to give us Mel Gibson back

[@Deoxy360]

He's a stray cat. I can't help it if he keeps knowing his way back home.

[@greg.sym.4115]

I'm offensive and I find this South African

[@philiphenning8493]

Still not the Afrikaans accent

[@yani2499]

@@philiphenning8493 Jim Jefferies is funnier than any living south african, so he doesn't give a fuck whether the accent is accurate or not, buddy...................

[@GioMarron]

The truth of this story is so much darker. It was over home furnishings. Oscar wanted a new bathroom door, but she was dead against it

[@PBDrives]

Well played.

[@deoge3278]

​@@PBDrives I concur

[@caseyhayward8293]

His Oscar accent is actually pretty accurate

[@shaurya6601]

This is golden.

[@isabelariel2991]

this should be named oscar pistorius bit.

[@TheMarauder1974]

Great how she sounds like our Scottish lassies in Jeffries land. He doz a bloody God Oskar dowh.

[@dominatingdetailers9641]

This made me smile seeing that i am a South African and he is one of the best!!

[@davesnothere2879]

Pappegaai51 smile, wtf weird.🤣😂

[@leec6424]

Superb the ending is quality

[@shogrran]

Anyone who didn't binge watch this part by part series or has the full video will not get that safe-joke.

[@flyingdutch9818]

Good call back

[@lloyd9710]

I know that was delivered at the perfect time 😂😂😂

[@davesnothere2879]

Great gig made me smile 😀

[@leeloo1967]

Totally Hilarious! Jim Jeffries Rocks!!

[@randyschwaggins]

Hes the blade bummer now 😂😂😂

[@mikestepan7478]

Ohhh!!! Faacckkk yuuuhhhh!!!!” Idk why but that has me dying over and over hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

[@gideonvanrhyn6113]

I'm South-African and unfortunately I think the saddest aspect of this skit is it's accuracy. Pistorius comes from a priveleged, patriarchal Afrikaner background and the idea of a woman saying "no" or in any way refusing his imagined role as the one in charge, must have made him see red.

[@misterocain]

or Orange.

[@snypa-ck7hn]

Hey Jim, sounds like hes getting out of jail here soon. LOL Need to come up with more on him

[@jacobmatthews8021]

I died at the twist in the end 😂

[@Rudisaurio2888]

Best Comedy Show ever

[@Ovidiu_I.]

To me the accent occasionally sounded more like a South African immigrant of scottish origin. Highly entertaining though.

[@audioamateur]

He did a decent job

[@nikoladjikic9758]

That's where he keeps his legs. Im amazed!!!

[@varun009]

Lol listening to Rodriguez was fucking on point!

[@highdownmartin]

Great call back that I didn't see coming!

[@brianmorrison6863]

what was really funny with this bit was all the great jokes

[@thunderpussy8956]

Nailed it.

[@YouAskedForThis563]

"Poes!", said every white South-African.

[@brandonf24]

1:54 you're welcome 🤣

[@Shandakai]

That accent is dead accurate though. I approve

[@guydutoit61]

Bro it’s so damn good 😂😂

[@BURGERFISHING]

representing Australia well :)

[@Sharon_McCluskey]

That South African accent was spot on.

[@louisjoubert6848]

Watching this now, 9 years later. Tickets to watch his show in South Africa in April and news of Pistorious getting released this week. Crazy, the shooting happened close enough to me to hear the gunshot…

[@blameloki2289]

Q: How do you speak South African? A: Imagine speaking English while punching a black person.

[@brianglennon1546]

He's Australian you racist

[@alfiegoff96]

+Brian Glennon did you watch the video?

[@blameloki2289]

It's funnier if he did

[@fedoratheexplora4663]

+Brian Glennon Nice reference haha :D

[@nudegaming6458]

+CLTMX yeah I noticed that too haha

[@bunnyluvsmusic]

omg this is the funniest fucking thing ever lmao he is genius!!

[@salmafi5939]

ruthless .hahahaa

[@user-pg3cf3bx1l]

😂😂 Oscar pietorious is getting released from prison today

[@lucienpetersen9010]

Where can I watch this whole show?

[@GiordieTN]

I love the correctness of the title.

[@cyclonetyrone5532]

Ngl i thought he said "Legolas running"

[@tangobango9653]

Ol’ Jimmy Boy tells it like it IS Folks!!

[@louisereid1744]

Oh boy!

[@derek-press]

genious!

[@moneymakerbanditsports8423]

Funny Stuff!

[@adiiqbal8010]

Jim Jeffries is fucking hilarious mate😂😂😂

[@briandykes9346]

"Thats where he keeps his legs".

[@danielenriquedavilatorres4401]

I laughed so hard at this, caught me by surprise how funny this mate is, so much so that it took me a while to realize that people were staring at me maybe thinking to themselves, "what the fuck is this guy laughing so hard at that he's got soda coming out of is nostrils?... Yep, that how hard I laughed.... As I said, caught me by surprise, he had me dying at "I know" that was epic and spontaneous, shows you how sharp this man's brain is....

[@MonkeyManMods]

Imma guess he listed to die antwood for training lmao

[@JesseG1997]

MonkeyManMods the accent sounds a lot like Ninja ey. 😂

[@debeerpaul]

Fokking funny!

[@kirstenferguson8204]

😂😂😂 fucking luv it

[@danfrednz]

lmao. holy fuck. didnt see that coming

[@pizzaovenpizza]

Oh my god he's a fucking genius

[@erinventicinque1322]

LMFAO

[@samamani5423]

my face hurts

[@warrenvanwyk6249]

This was so funny, & then he started making fun of me... & Oscar. I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Btw, we don't speak weird Scottish when we hit black people. ;-)

[@davesnothere2879]

Warren van Wyk well said , I thought the accent was pretty good though

[@grixtraselespejo136]

Más jim jefferies en Netflix España

[@reagan3846]

😂😂 this is the accent of a old Afrikaans man

[@wadesharp11]

LMAO

[@steveprice766]

🤣🤣

[@DMDrizy]

whys he sound like shrek lmao

[@aneliasmit7837]

1:53

[@neojackwastaken]

im the greatest legless player ever been LOLOLOLOL

[@Rev0UK1]

scottish mixed with frenc......solid accent jim :P

[@trevorthompson9509]

0:39

[@aneesehamudi7665]

Lolol

[@soulwaves20000]

How come theres no stand up specials in 2015???

[@georgialiacopoulos1053]

i think he is onto something here...

[@Nebs1]

Fark yeew

[@parklands9739]

I’m from South Africa and I must say, you do an ok South African accent. Also if this wasn’t all just a joke you’d offend a lot of people.

[@nickcynn42]

Jesus this guy doesn't hold back

[@patient8119]

Its almost tho

[@YouAskedForThis563]

That is definitely a Durban ZA accent.

[@jesserichards8133]

i like rodriguez and im american

[@Stephen-uz8dm]

I like rodriguez and I'm Canadian

[@hynjus001]

I don't like rodriguez and I'm south african.

[@davesnothere2879]

Leave sugar man out of it

[@turbojon8117]

The legless runner stans are all over the comments.

[@wombathead87]

Why does fuckin jim sound greek😂

[@LaWorSt]

as a south African I'm impressed with his accent lol

[@crystalmarijancevic2659]

"You will rue the day".....

[@lizaandregerber526]

I’m South African. This is accurate.