Anthony Jeselnik: “I Make a Lot of Jokes About Death” - Stand-Up Compilation

[@brianspayd8718]

“ How many kids you know get to die a winner? “ Fucking brilliant

[@bronsonbamnallen1633]

one of his best jokes

[@Dubulcle]

I don't get it

[@bronsonbamnallen1633]

@@Dubulcle he won at hide and seek

[@eneasda5613]

Yeah 100/10

[@tfpp1]

Doesn’t even make sense. Can someone explain it to me?

[@patrickvalentine8700]

Saw him in Spokane. He opened with a joke that insulted the town and its citizens. After a pregnant pause the crowd erupted in laughter. Great comedian.

[@Temulon]

@Eric Turman Your Mom

[@jaypee8768]

..and your face

[@Masakari6]

Was the pregnant pause 9 months long?

[@blaineshippy4599]

Being born and raised here, and still living on the ole southern hills I would love to know this joke

[@andrewsmith3257]

I just saw him a week ago. He killed it

[@rtm135]

AJ’s claim to fame will be not his dark humor but his complete mastery of misdirection. I can’t think of another comedian who even comes close to what he does so well.

[@drewforeman5025]

he's a magician up there!

[@panaceiasuberes6464]

Guess you never heard about Jimmy Carr...

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@panaceiasuberes6464jimmy carr is great but he's not the best at misdirection.

[@Customsbymlm]

Creative writing and delivery is why he’s so good

[@nopenadda]

That's the word I was looking for misdirection it's timing and misdirection. He is a master of both... And Jimmy Carr yes he is the English Scottish whatever version but... I just saw his recent special and I'm about to see Anthony jesselnick tonight... There will be a comparison, but it wasn't Jimmy Carr's Best special. But neither was the last special for jesselnick. We'll see

[@zackarywhite9599]

The mastery of misdirected and his delivery is unmatched. Anthony is a fantastic comic

[@paulhancock3791]

I've watched all the modern greats, Burr, Stanhope, C.K. O'Neil, etc etc - over and over and over. But, to my mind Anthony is the most technically brilliant of them all. 'Genius' is a very fitting word for what he's capable of.

[@serpentinefire921]

You ain't see much...

[@PerfectMask1]

Greats 🤔

[@MaxIronsThird]

Thoughts and Prayers is a legit 10/10 special.

[@connorwinter6420]

One of, if not my favorite special ever

[@d.b.1176]

Dont forget about me’s

[@igneoluna]

My fave comedy special. I can re-watch it over and over and not get sick of it.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Right Anthony! Just don't say anything at all besides "thoughts and prayers".. 👍👍

[@eneasda5613]

For sure

[@ronlakatos6755]

The trifecta of comedy , (1) timing, (2) misdirection, and (3) stage presents . Props to you Anthony

[@robd2323]

Does he give out or receive stage presents?

[@demonmonsterdave]

@@robd2323 gifts *

[@robd2323]

​@@demonmonsterdave No thanks

[@demonmonsterdave]

@@robd2323 Free tickets to see the Santa of comedy?

[@robd2323]

@@demonmonsterdave Present them to me

[@LindysEpiphany]

It takes a very special talent to insult absolutly everything and make it hilarious!

[@tomgreulich5658]

He's definitely one of those guys who, after he passes, his genius will be recognized as one of the greatest.

[@TheDizzwizard]

This is gonna age like fine wine

[@martin-pz6ds]

i feel like he's already there

[@marinajane7749]

Yeah, like Norm Macdonald.

[@DrMcMoist]

Based on this video.... probably not so much, no.

[@southrules]

Dunno about that now

[@markhunter3263]

I swear this guy has the darkest humor of any comedian out there.

[@coolguy7080]

Seriously wtfff lolll

[@JMac-]

Are you American?

[@juanmiramontesjr3706]

Yes. & I’m all for it 👏🏽😂

[@morontv1401]

*Daniel Tosh has entered the chat*

[@judybrennan7930]

for sure

[@fredtaylor9792]

He really is one of the greatest comedians.

[@bobharris7401]

I must confess I’m new to you Anthony even thought I’m 80. That happens when one lives a sheltered life of working to stay alive. But your insanely organized brain structure has struck parallel nerve within mine. You sir have a new devoted fan. I may even pay to see you, but don’t count on it , I go to bed early.

[@turttell2736]

lol this was wholesome, I loved it!

[@serpentinefire921]

Jesus Christ shut up

[@shadesofpurple7283]

You know the jokes are good when the video has no ads

[@jefftis1]

It does now.

[@maxfieldshain1516]

I think it's the opposite, the best videos have commercials because they got enough views

[@richardvasquez6746]

I just got one with some guy saying a prayer lol

[@ShaneMoore-w2k]

Who would sponsor this? 🤣🤣🤣 I'm laughing so hard right now. I'm probably totally insane. 🤣

[@BritishRepublicsn]

Woah, deja vu reading this

[@mennobults6464]

Very dark humor. I love it. His "sharkweek" was fantastic.

[@TheKeerKat]

One of the funniest comedians out there

[@sinlessdeath4536]

Dark prince of comedy is not a prince he's a king,

[@LearningBond]

I love Anthony Jeselnik. He is hysterical. My adult kids cannot believe it. They always thought I was so kind and fair.

[@scottgriffiths2753]

His timing is perfect.

[@BBoySolidusSnake]

I just love how you think hes turning left, but it ends up turning right. He really surprises you with his jokes. You never know what the punch line will be. Especially his line about hia niece not being religious anymore

[@slowcavalry]

One of the last comedians doing REAL dark humor and not using it an excuse to be a bigot!!! Takes true skill to craft jokes like these without relying on slurs and stereotypes.

[@spencerhartlage541]

Wow your the one

[@XtopherMartin]

Completely agree. Always dark, but never punching down.

[@timy9197]

@@XtopherMartinmaybe you haven’t heard the jokes about his girlfriend lol

[@timy9197]

I’m pretty sure the comedians doing dark humor outnumber the bigotry ones you’re mentioning.

[@D-Rock420]

Found the liberal! 😆

[@sciencelabvideosl7558]

Very logical almost mathematical humor . I like it.

[@Buckboy2024]

Agreed. Also, is it just me, or is he also kinda hot?…

[@jord29]

He is an absolute master of his craft. I enjoy dark humour but this guy is truly disturbing 🤣 could never get tired of his routines

[@ShaneMoore-w2k]

Dude... 🤣 No kidding. 🤣

[@craftylemon2460]

Yea disturbing if you are 10 and have never seen real stand up lol. This guy is boring as hell.

[@jord29]

Aye no bother mate 😂​@@craftylemon2460

[@shumetesam7407]

HOLY COW WHYYYY have I not heard about him before today? Super funny love your style of comedy so much I am soooo excited to search and watch more definitely hope to buy tickets too :) thank you for sharing

[@mikefran1992]

Comedy central basically kicked him out because he wouldn't follow the networks rules. He's one of the best when it comes to delivering jokes and has no filter. It's sad they have tried to cancel him. Same goes for Daniel Tosh.

[@pauldestrieux3211]

I only leant about him a few months ago and fell in love with his dark one liners

[@turdfurgeson1643]

His Netflix specials are great.

[@bucknuts247sports3]

Oh, you're in for a treat

[@gmann67able]

He has the greatest delivery of any comic not named Dave Chappelle. And thats saying something hes absolutely genius

[@davidarrington4144]

The “all that Jesus bullshit” joke and setup light be one of the top 5 jokes in the history of misdirection humor bruh lmao

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you. Also, is it just me, or is he also kinda hot?…

[@robertnowak9730]

I’m so excited, my girl got tickets for us for my birthday!! I can’t wait to see him live. He’s my favorite comedian.

[@0DdOne]

Cool?

[@jarrodbuma9705]

He has impeccable timing....that's what makes his style so great. He has shock value to squares....but some of us are just as twisted as he is 😂

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you. Also, is it just me, or is he also kinda hot?…

[@tysonthomas7094]

He has dark humor, but I bet this dude has a heart of gold! Need more like this guy!

[@omind1]

There is so little fat on his jokes. Just pure protein.

[@Addy8141]

Haha nice

[@Neilram2001]

Well said

[@0DdOne]

Nice bill burr use

[@Coastfog]

Yeah, like a huge load of hilarious to the face

[@law7678]

Pure genius.

[@edysalg]

As much as you wanna be offended by his jokes; you can’t help but laugh 😂😂😂😂

[@juanmiramontesjr3706]

One of my favorite comedians 😂

[@zakarypembleton9666]

Top 10 comedian. Seriously underrated

[@cleanslate2004]

He's one bold Mthrfkr. Comedians love this guy, I guess because he doesn't tease the boundrys, he barges right over them. He didn't make me laugh at all, but he did manage to keep me in disbelief. He's a lil like Steven Wright in a warped way.

[@Ass4ssinX]

He's frequently said that Steven Wright is one of his favorite comedians.

[@judahhall]

There are three kinds of people in the world - those that can count - and those that can’t

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

Kindergarten level joke

[@judahhall]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 that’s two words which isn’t a sentence

[@TedSallisakaManThing]

So entertaining!

[@bobbycallen722]

One of my favorite comedians

[@0DdOne]

His take on this direction and one liners is beyond comprehension and a great retelling of true art in comedy

[@robertogaleano6138]

The joke with his kid and Clapton son was the better dark joke i ve ever heard

[@conanzbarbarian]

Just saw him in Baltimore last night. He was great.

[@njoYYY]

I can understand if someone doesnt like his style, its unique. But I like it

[@tonysburgers7223]

Good for you

[@jarrodbuma9705]

My absolute favorite joke of his is the one he tells about his buddies wife calling to chew him out because his friend called her a bad name....I always laugh whenever I hear that one... 😂

[@ronlakatos6755]

Then it wasn't me

[@capriwilder8299]

His hair in the he's not religious segment... phenomenal!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@AKB19991]

He looks like his jokes

[@j.ritter619]

I had to watch this. Just got done watching a Hannah Gadsby clip and needed a laugh.

[@keeleyhartle4525]

His timing is perfect.

[@twyllabrown9722]

Great punches! 😂 Some of the best I have heard. I wonder what he will tell us next time.

[@mashcaanmusic151]

This dude’s awesome 😂😂😂😂

[@Hardbrand]

Knowledge, reason and precision is a joy. Thank you🎈

[@noelremasu]

The ever ending plot twists 😂😂

[@rainbow2710]

Love it. Here's my take: You ever been on a bus early in the morning? Or on a train? There are passengers dozing off. Last week there was a guy who was still asleep when we arrived at our destination. So someone kindly woke him up and I thought that was quite nice. Someone dozed off on the bus this morning. It was 7.00am when we got to the destination, so I thought I'll be his hero and went over and woke him up. "Hey, mister, wake up", I told him as I gently shook him..."it's 9.00am!!". Jesus...I never saw anyone get off the bus so quickly.

[@ChefZee1964]

He’s a magician of comedy…………. ……pure genius.

[@jeannek4033]

He’s in the Mitch Hedberg league imo. Savage!!! 👻

[@Buckboy2024]

Right on. Also, is it just me, or is also kinda hot?…

[@bend1951]

Mitch sucked ass.

[@mtgn59]

The blind joke was the last nail in my coffin 😂😂😂😂

[@yuriydisman6829]

His timing is amazing

[@LeLiuOfficial]

I cancelled my netflix like two years ago, but wondering if he has a new special out yet. Love his punchlines.

[@user-SahmJuanElse]

His timing is amazing.

[@papigringo5692]

"Get to know Anthony Jeselnik in eight jokes" should be the name of every hour-and-a-half set he does

[@heatherperleberg7816]

Hey-oh!

[@estebanmamberto1212]

He is the Ambrose Bierce of stand up

[@subduedsuperdude]

I'm sure most of us were thinking that too.

[@justSELF]

Love how dark he goes and still makes it funny😅

[@mixhaelamikovich]

Holy crap this guy is funny

[@BTKYG]

This guy has it down to a science

[@YumboYack2521]

Anthony Jeselnik is the Mitch Hedberg of misdirection.

[@staceyward8460]

The lunchbox one got me good 😂😂

[@stephenkuzmak4501]

Every good joke should have some level of shock and awe...... like Bagdad.

[@HenshinFanatic]

The really good ones leave a lasting impression, like Chernobyl.

[@bchearne]

The one “blind joke” was dependent on the visual element. That’s just mean, Anthony 😂

[@SavageHenry26A]

Top 3 comedians of all time

[@anthonymartinezii1830]

This man rules.

[@tonyak8354]

He's the king. Killer!

[@Fisherjobi]

He has an aura of early jimmy carr. Great stand up

[@vishnu2407]

Just pure genius

[@richl5663]

spoiler for one of his jokes ahead... when he says he harassed his gf to get him an Xbox for Christmas, and she got him... a homemade frame with a photo of them in it. I thought the joke was that it was a frame (a "box" frame) with an "ex" in it (e.g., that she was breaking up with him).

[@Krystalisha]

Same lol

[@Justanotherdude-kk4ix]

It's all a game. Jokes are the best

[@d.b.1176]

I like your style

[@dandillon7729]

I think it's time for another "Shark Party"

[@scottjohnson8452]

😂

[@MEISTER76]

The goat 🐐

[@lonesomeness-w6h]

Very nice theatre 🎉

[@jimie5320]

Material and pace reminds me of Steven Wright.

[@mikefran1992]

Why doesn't any network sign him? He has the most offensive jokes which is great for comedy!

[@aaasubs]

He has a Netflix special

[@MaxIronsThird]

@@aaasubs 2, only one of them is good though, but it is a damn masterpiece, it's called "Thoughts and Prayers".

[@aaronmock6157]

Hee had a show called The Jezelnik Offensive. He got canceled for a bit called Shark Party. Google it, it's amazing lol.

[@serpentinefire921]

​@@MaxIronsThirdthey're both great

[@mikekilkelly2138]

he kinda talks like christopher walken sometimes

[@richardlynch8009]

New to this guy. really harsh. Like it a lot.

[@ronniechilds2002]

Man. that's cold-blooded!

[@voorheesjason3161]

Funny af 😂😂😂

[@Klubvids]

The best at what it should be x

[@qdabest7315]

1:54 I was like wow! he's right! (I'm a kid 😜)

[@brendaalbert6924]

Dude, reminds me of Lenny Bruce 🫠

[@Dugiesrevenge]

This was the next video after I saw a reference to the earthquakes in the previous “video suggested” started with “my prayers go out to the victims “🤣😂🤣

[@drbigmdftnu]

Balls of steel. I'd never make it out alive.

[@serpentinefire921]

Enjoy your cowardice more

[@ivanp628]

My favourite comedian 😂

[@NLPexperts]

He doesn't actually drink. In wtf podcast he reveals he always hated the taste

[@scottevers8425]

He & Tosh need to go on tour together.

[@alternativefacts506]

Tosh isn't even in the same league

[@helenalovelock1030]

He’s sooooo cool

[@bchearne]

6:28 I want to get that t-shirt for my dad. He’d love it

[@NLPexperts]

I thought I had seen all his works. Fire in a maternity ward, hopes and prayers, jeselnik show and 1 cc special. So how come I don't recognise the backdrops ? What other stuff has he done ?

[@praketingrichraft6181]

There's audio of a special called "Caligula' and another called "Shakespeare" here on KZbin.

[@NLPexperts]

@praketingrichraft6181 yes, I have seen that and heard shakespeare, not what I was referring to, any others?

[@praketingrichraft6181]

@@NLPexperts Not that I know of.

[@EdFromTheH]

God bless his heart

[@swampThaang]

The jokes were always good… but you can see his delivery improving over time

[@Love32377]

I love him

[@robertdayton5503]

Grandma, I really need some money...well Anthony, have you been reading your Bible....one of his best

[@wifi8811]

His mom jokes are so fucking funny.

[@REMEMBERYOUSAIDTHAT]

the messiah of misdirection 🤌🏾

[@PepeTheFrog2016.]

Great Grandma was Based