Jim Jefferies Hilarious Elton John Story (High & Dry)

Jim Jefferies Hilarious Elton John Story (High & Dry)
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[@davidvanvlerah7825]

I don't watch enough of this guy, man! Every time I do, I end up in tears! 😂😂😂

[@Gr8mate13]

I was pissing myself, especially the ankle showing suits

[@tobyskatefilms7262]

yeh-na... if you listen TOO much you become too cynical to function. You need just enough time to forget and then you get a good slap back to reality. @@Gr8mate13

[@SlickArmor]

This was him pre-woke. He's not funny anymore.

[@davidvanvlerah7825]

@@SlickArmor That's really sad to hear. Society has taken a weird and scary path lately.

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

I lost it at “spray bottle.” 🤣

[@sombojoe]

“…you’re getting ahead of me Toronto!”

[@Aelipse]

The best camera ever. We can even see Jim's head at some points.

[@buckcherry2564]

zoomed in to get around youtube filters

[@jeffwatts1126]

I was here looking for this comment. Stand up specials have been on for how many decades now? I have never seen worse camera work. I guess he would have preferred Jim to stand still? Dont let this person shoot a Chris Rock show, thats for sure

[@juho5282]

@@jeffwatts1126 Mate, it's made by the uploader to try and avoid the video being taken down.

[@bountyhunterFett76]

/)*(\

[@midiwall]

This is actually a Netflix show. The real show doesn't have these camera moves. Like Juho said, this uploader snags the show, and changes the camera perspective in an editor. That gets around the KZbin copyright robots. It's all about this uploader trying to get views.

[@DemiDevilBimbo]

Reminds me of something Milhouse said. "I think encores are ridiculous tradition, just sing your songs and go"

[@JerryAllen-eh7to]

This is the hardest I have laughed in years!

[@Unseen_Hejcior]

Ending took me down to the floor laughing.

[@judymcvey9005]

His facial expressions aew HILARIOUS!

[@AngryMuppet91]

Really? I thought the jokes were the funny bits...

[@jmatt4life]

This is the first time I watch Jim Jeffries. He is hilarious!!!

[@jedaaa]

Watch his special from around 2012 Alcoholichaust

[@edeledeledel5490]

Watch his take on guns in the US & the 2nd amendment.

[@dnice374]

Damn, man. He's got a loooooot of good material. Happy watching

[@iankuk1980]

Taking his disabled friend to a prostitute!

[@kemillionaire2]

Jim is a savage

[@markdoucette6828]

Straight up!

[@---df5sr]

That’s just a character he’s playing. He said so himself. He’s a hack comedian and a a hole.

[@paddy-b]

Pure animal. lol

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

13 days ago you made this comment....

[@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS]

​@@markdoucette682811 days ago... you made this comment bro. We are watching you.

[@dawntibble5289]

Not seen him before, I'm crying 😂. Jim will be on my daily to do list 😁

[@AcidAroma]

I was honestly worried when he started standing his ground against a Gay Bachelor… but omfg after hearing his argument im with Jim 100% lmao

[@GothGuy885]

Ya and the title with that word in it pissed me TFO! that's a fighting word to me! I stopped the vid during the gay Bachelor bit.and I was ready to find him and re-enact stonewall on his house. but I watched the rest and have calmed down now.....Marginally...... I'll just leave a bag of flaming dog shit on his doorstep and call it good LOL 😇

[@blackmaxbranning3666]

@@GothGuy885hahahaha don’t let your mouth write cheques your hands can’t cash you little rainbow girl/boy

[@blackmaxbranning3666]

@@GothGuy885Jesus loves you rainbow guy

[@GothGuy885]

@@blackmaxbranning3666 no thank you! I'm a Tradidional Satanist .

[@kirkalmeida]

​@@blackmaxbranning3666I didn't know Jesus was gay

[@majorfeelgoodrecords2740]

This is hilarious 🤣😂😂🎼🤘🏻

[@---df5sr]

Looking at your self naked in the mirror again?

[@elmoneuma]

I’ve seen him 3-4 times live and met him a few times after. He’s super nice in person

[@AngryMuppet91]

Meeting him backstage at a show doesn't in any way mean that you have any idea what he's "really" like. Could be a nice guy, could be an ass. All you know is he wasn't rude to you. Not like you're a paying customer or anything... >_> Hella naive, to be frank. There's one thing and one thing only he needs to do to win the moment, and that's make us laugh. If you somehow aren't attune to this nuance of comedy, why are you even watching this?

[@MichaelLasotaTW]

Jim or John?

[@davidradtke160]

I don’t judge gays…but I definitely judge people for watching the bachelorette.

[@moniqueengleman873]

😂😂😂 Me too . I just refuse

[@krisbest6405]

So proud of this authentic Aussie humour.

[@Bootsoneyes]

He's an Aussie?!!? I thought they were incredibly loyal, highly intelligent and herded livestock.😂

[@jessed0308]

@@Bootsoneyes we are

[@Bootsoneyes]

@@jessed0308 cold, wet noses too?

[@AngryMuppet91]

WRONG. SO WRONG IT HURTS. His comedy is HIS comedy. Or whoever's he heard/borrowed it from. The only time being Australian mattered is in the premise of his gun-laws bit about mass shootings (different set), which is actually a joke about America, but uses Australia's share of mass shootings as the hook/premise. Countries don't get to take credit for an individual's contributions to HUMAN culture and experience. That's like referring to Beethoven's 9th as Austria's or Germany's 9th. Nicht.

[@raccuia1]

Aussies tell it like it is. Boots and all. Great bs detectors.

[@drunkentar]

Jim is very clever. He figured out how to yell the F*g to an entire audience and have them laugh.

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Twice.

[@user-qb2th1ck8r]

Jim is the pro at satire and pure bull shat. His comedy is timeless and on point

[@AngryMuppet91]

I'd put him up there with George Carlin in ability to build expectation and deliver everything exactly as promised. Cathartic beyond comprehension.

[@warrennalty6599]

That's why they used to announce: Elvis has left the building.

[@classygary]

That’s funny I always thought it was because he wore way too many sequins.

[@stephensmith3708]

This dude is HARD CORE FUNNY!

[@Randomonium66]

He rubs their nose in it...hilarious 😅

[@walkertongdee]

The Eagles made hundreds of millions on their many farewell tours.

[@jannetteberends8730]

Thanks for posting this.

[@rickjuarez57]

I love this guy...never has profanity and honesty been so "classy"...he's just so unique and brilliant...special thanks to him for embracing people from all walks of life...

[@christopherschmidt1469]

You probably haven't seen his previous stand ups where he does curse but then again maybe you have and just missed it... He's hilarious though

[@rickjuarez57]

@christpherschmidt1469: I meant to say his profanity is actually classy...lol...heck yeah he uses the "F" word...this guy is so in a class all by himself...I would go see him...

[@TheKilgoth]

It's the accent. Foreigners can get away with it much easier, lol. "It's a cultural thing" works wonders.

[@AngryMuppet91]

@@rickjuarez57 I really hope you're just a child and not an adult using the phrase `"F" word'... Also, it's not classy. It's not even remotely classy. It's comedy. And it's funny as F*CK. F*ck classy.

[@samboston5334]

​@@rickjuarez57 nah mate, he's just an Aussie. We swear like pirates in our general conversation.

[@NickTaylorRickPowers]

You actually nailed the DJ impression

[@61SGman]

I wanna see a video of Elton John watching this 😂

[@skotski]

So good!

[@apostatereacts]

I think the cameraman had had a few too many cocktails.

[@bruss529]

I think it was cropped out of a different format with a crude application. Maybe to defeat bots searching for abuse of copyrighted material.

[@apostatereacts]

@@bruss529 Good point...

[@TheStoodUpKid]

Bruss is right, but your comment had me dying lol

[@scottrussell2281]

Jim is "hurt yourself laughing" funny! LOL

[@properwaffles]

Was REALLY hoping someone would have yelled out that same word right after 4:26.

[@TJK-ko9wn]

That was the funniest comedy line I've heard in decades 😂😂😂

[@StretchMedia]

That was pretty friggin funny😂😂😂

[@---df5sr]

Watch the language, potty mouth

[@turnman02]

I thought it was crap.... Watched the whole clip & still waiting for something worthy of a laugh. Try Steve Hughes, HE'S funny !!!! Not to be confused with Dave Hughes, he's totally NOT funny....

[@StretchMedia]

@@turnman02 sounds like a personal problem. Bye Felicia

[@bhope13]

He came out as a Bachelorette fan, good for him!

[@GTARC-2023]

I think it would be easier 'coming out' than admitting to watching The Bachelorette.

[@snes.chalmers11-29]

Great Caesar's cropping!

[@joetrenkner1075]

Belly laughing and thigh slapping..... Love ya Jim!

[@danmurphy9480]

You are an absolutely horrible, amazingly funny person! As a totally Pan person I find you to be one of the most sensitive, kind, fighting the good fight person. Keep it up!!!

[@---df5sr]

Who are you talking to? You think he’s reading these? It’s not even his channel. Lol

[@TheGlssr60]

Hi, Peter Pan! Tell Wendy and Tinker Bell hello! You're Pan. Who gives a fuck that you label yourself a made up sexuality?

[@greenmachine7273]

Pan people, is that a different species of hominid.

[@leastcoast5606]

That was the funniest bit i have ever heard😂😂

[@chorleycc]

Really? Have you watched much comedy?

[@TheTuttle99]

​@@chorleycclol right? It was an ok bit

[@rodolfohernandez772]

Makes a whole lot of sense 😂😂😂😂

[@JoeBarrow021104]

What a BEAST 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

I would love to have 9:25 to 9:28 as a notification sound... Although I'd be using it on so many contacts that it would probably only help me figure out who the straight callers are! 😁

[@AngryMuppet91]

Uhm, what?

[@RobinMadfisherman]

i cried so dam funny

[@tylaranderson8559]

Who's working the camera , Stevie Wonder ?

[@howardchambers9679]

Stevie Wonder isn't blind

[@astrixsurf7797]

this does look like it was filmed by students

[@markstevens1729]

The person using their editing suite to zoom in randomly to attempt to defeat the copyright police.

[@babywah3290]

@@markstevens1729defund the police!!

[@---df5sr]

I don’t think Stevie Wonder would be working the camera for a stand up comedy special mate. Anyway he’s blind, how would he know where to point it. Think about it

[@Noitisnt-ns7mo]

"Jim Jefferies!! I love your stuff bro, truly funny. I love your stances in politics, especially your objections to guns. Good on you brother. I'd love to have your autograph." , "Oh yeah, and your wallet as well, mate.", " This is a hold up." , "Oh look at me, trying to explain a joke to a comedian." , "Hurry up with the wallet. This gun is loaded and I am in rather of a hurry. If you know what I mean." - * Note to self: Don't use the alley. - J.J.

[@Poppomatic64]

He never said no gay Bachelorrette. That mansion would be like a hobby lobby with all the scissoring taking place.

[@philhardaker8493]

The camera work nearly gave me motion sickness

[@thepassenger6499]

Jesus Christ...🤣 I love this guy! ^^ Edit: OMG, i made my post before i saw the end....holy sh*t! 🤣💀

[@sandrahunter5904]

Well.... I'm in. 😂🎉🎉🎉

[@retrohipster1060]

As a gay dude I knew exactly where this was going. 😂

[@steveknarr8053]

Nice camera work

[@danofiremano]

Jim Jefferies is brilliant to say the least and I'm glad he doesn't hold back!

[@Elriuhilu]

I saw Frenzal Rhomb play last year and it made me laugh when they played the "last song" and then just stayed on stage to play a few more, saying that they didn't feel like doing the dumb pantomime shit when everyone knew they would just come back to do an encore.

[@LukeBunyip]

I saw their first gig They're solid and consistent, over thirty years later

[@samcoll9443]

Great band

[@Pokenoz940]

Yo dude, you're reacting to some great comedians. Please listen to a favorite of most of these guys, Doug Stanhope. You will be pleased.

[@WillBilly425]

Bernie Taupin has entered the chat

[@sliceserve234]

let's just take a moment and compliment the camera work here

[@pollypockets508]

A show with 30 gay guys living in a mansion together and thats it would be a very interesting show.

[@alexbarlow9205]

I watched him in manchester and he didnt disappoint, i went out drinking after went to 20 stores (swanky roof top bar) he was there all ill say is he isn't lieing about his love of cocaine so i gave him the fellow cocaine user nod he nodded back nice interaction

[@fredcox6994]

What would have killed would have been right after his batchelor, batchelorette reveal, someone yelling "FAG"

[@allenjenkins7947]

The Elton John story was fairly funny, but I found the Gay Batchelor story absolutely hilarious.

[@allenjenkins7947]

@@AngryMuppet91 It was a putative variation on the TV show The Batchelor, which is most definitely a title. Go and do your mindless virtue signalling elsewhere.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Bachelor*

[@dalaweez]

When he said "Spray Bottle" I just about shit my pants! I have never laughed so fucking hard in my life! LMSFAO!

[@shawnmclean7932]

Hilarious.

[@YodaMan.]

coming out isnt fun. its terrifying.😂 every time you meet someone "yay i have to say this again" then you wait on their reaction🥺

[@kathrynmcelroy5658]

OH MY GOD! FUNNY.AF!

[@jazzanarchy]

Nothing would be more entertaining than a gay Bachelor, fight me

[@Boxers6466]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@robstimson4234]

5:30 'As a hetero, we've got nothing..' Great comedians articulate stuff we've been joking about internally for years. Another thing is that except for aphasic people, who HASN'T blurted out something publicly only to be drowned in a whirlpool of shame and self-loathing? Okay, l'm going back to 5:30. Cheers.

[@AngryMuppet91]

Speak for yourself. Also, comedians don't 'articulate stuff'. Their role is cathartic release, not banging the drums of culture wars. They build tension through expectation, and deliver at skillfully timed moments to achieve maximum effect. Just happens to be easier to hold a crowd's attention long enough to build said tension with politically charged premises/hooks and/or funny gags/wordplay. The purpose/intent isn't to drive a point, it's to offset reality's propensity to contradict many of our most 'fundamental' expectations in life (justice, fairness, etc.) via rhetorical theatre. Typical recipe: - Build a narrative/premise (has to be obvious) - Tensive setup/inquiry [a how-come/why-did/how-many/who-is the audience is likely to have ambiguous or internally-conflicting opinions regarding] - Punch-line delivery (wherein tension is relieved by assuming a trivial/tenable context instead of the real, untenable and/or controversial original and solving the otherwise unsolvable) It's cathartic stress-relief. Not "saying what we've all been thinking". What you're doing is projecting onto comedians the same role everybody projected onto Trump in 2016 - which is a bullshit/fantasy role/character that "fixes" controversies/issues with catchy one-liners/zingers.

[@evancollier6407]

I was supposed to go see him…thanks COVID

[@arcanondrum6543]

According to Jim, you can be gay but you can't be honest, if that means we have to make big changes.

[@intercat4907]

"I mean ... as a hetero ... we've got nothin'." This is actually the rallying cry of an entire political party in America. Glad to hear someone saying it who knows how hilarious he sounds. Well done.

[@AngryMuppet91]

I see what you did there! Hella sus, bro

[@mariapantuosco2267]

Damn dems 😂

[@izzynobre]

I was thinking about the different levels of that joke, too. How it first sounds like what a MAGA person would say unironically. And then he immediately follows it up with “nothing with which to irritate a conservative family member!” It’s pretty good writing.

[@Farfromperfection]

@@izzynobreyou mean what the media brainwashed you to think the MAGA people would say unironically?

[@whatabouttheearth]

​@@Farfromperfection Let's get real, we all know MAGA was a secret plan concocted by the people of the United States to consolidate all their dumbest citizens into one place.

[@perryblack8965]

So right 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bonsaitomato8290]

Now that is how you tell a gay joke edgelords.

[@frankfreeman1444]

Okay, one of the camera operators kept falling asleep. But WTF was the editor on that he allowed it to stay on the final cut?

[@aaronleverton4221]

The problem you are describing is down to the vision-switcher, not the cameraman. Anyway, I rather think it might be the uploader's attempt to circumvent copyright.

[@Danielson1818]

​@@aaronleverton4221 Bingo. It's a common KZbin trick to change original content just enough so that it doesn't set off the automated copyright checks. Pretty much any time you see crazy editing that doesn't make sense on KZbin, that is the case.

[@DH-rj2kv]

Why would Elton get upset about someone asking for a cigarette?

[@dominickcsoliz]

I gay and I haven’t laughed that hard in days 😅

[@clicheguevara5282]

I'm a musician and whether I'm performing or watching, I HATE encores. I'm with Jim. It's just a pointless, silly routine.

[@greg_216]

It does give you the option to end earlier if the crowd are all unappreciative pieces of shit. So, it can be useful for lesser known artists, but totally just a silly routine for a star whose entire audience would always be happy to hear more.

[@miahconnell23]

@@greg_216 Cobain’s swan-song was finished without an encore because he did a thing that viscerally couldn’t be topped. And that’s the best reason to not do an encore. (Because you did done your best, and well, there ya go… “that was me best.”)

[@---df5sr]

Lol don’t think you’re getting many encores mate. Perhaps that’s why you hate them

[@alanfoster6589]

My all-time (I'm 77, so long time) favorite band, Nightwish, does not do encores. Their set is structured.

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@---df5sr Or maybe I’ve had too many and that’s why I don’t like them. Or hey.. here’s a crazy thought!! Maybe I just genuinely don’t like them - for exactly the reasons I stated in my original comment. I’m not sure why you felt the need to insult the musical abilities of someone you know nothing about just because they have a different opinion than you about encores. Weird behavior. 🤔

[@ronwade5646]

He's not an idiot! 😅

[@MrAussieCrasher]

Jim says what we are all thinking 🇦🇺 go you good thing

[@tesmith47]

Yep, he knows us guys!,,,

[@scarbourgeoisie]

He's got a point.

[@kumaranvij]

What's a "too-ah"? Oh, a tour! Lol

[@tootallzz]

The movie he did is HILARIOUS 😂

[@Kevil911]

What movie?

[@mikespearwood3914]

Yeah, what movie??

[@AngryMuppet91]

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.

[@user-rn3wo9bw1z]

🍀👏😂😂

[@wingwangtingtang]

man elton john is such legend even those who dont like him would probably nagree that if you end up ina fistfight with elton john its probably a good saturday night

[@davidrowe4006]

😂🤣🤣

[@andymcneil7085]

Funniest man on the planet.

[@joshuafielding7667]

There was a gay bachelor called “Prince Charming” and it was entertainingly awful 😂

[@dlhlym]

Love Jim. Worst camera work EVER!!!

[@friendlybut6753]

Has he had a rebuttal yet?? Lol

[@blancobull]

If this was a legitimate replay, I would Thumbs up. But this is a pirated video. Stealing from Jim. The crop circumvents the copyright algorithm. But it doesn't circumvent the copyright. Bad form. I just wanted...

[@FlattardiansSuck]

agreed

[@geekdiggy]

"git at of it!"

[@jimkreider9997]

Something was off with the camera

[@michaelclayton1827]

YOU didn't even rate a BLIP for his security!!!!!!!!!!

[@Yokai12345]

Whats up with These pictures of t Shirts that are on every comedy best of channel, you don't even have a shop?

[@theymusthatetesla3186]

What camerawork!!! :(

[@Ryanonthecouch]

Why did the poster mess with the video? Zoomed to death

[@roeberdt-bT.1021]

...I blame the little birds.

[@gnrsgl]

I faked covid today so got the day off why aren't my leg hairs Grey when my facial hair is

[@dpandcrspandvn]

It goes hair, pubes, nose hair, leg hair. Then you can dye it all green and ptretend you are an oompa loompa.

[@TheDesertraptor]

Too Funny.

[@---df5sr]

Can’t please some people.

[@grantmillard8387]

Who is the idiot handling the camera switching at your show? "Oh look! Curtains!"

[@mariotreglia4066]

Maaan… Jim is a freaking riot! Family Guy level…

[@AngryMuppet91]

Psh. Family guy is peanuts in comparison. How dare you compare slap-stick to live comedy, they're not even in the same wheelhouse.

[@mariotreglia4066]

@@AngryMuppet91 Please accept this small token of appreciation for your comment and forgive me for the sacrilege…. 😂 😜