John Mulaney - Being Bad At Math

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[@mewidanu]

my eyes feel wrong seeing the tall child without his suit

[@tumultuousforce6204]

lmao

[@johnathansumner5988]

He felt like an especially strong Asian American woman today so he decided to take a risk

[@roadman373]

Don’t forget his high waisted feminine hips

[@tayeb7031]

get some rest tall child.

[@FlagCutie]

@@roadman373 don't draw attention to that, THAT'S THE THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@daltonfilho835]

I *LOVE* how everytime John plays a child on his stand ups, the child always sounds like a 50yo man who's been smoking a pack a day since he was 15

[@dylancole1910]

Dalton Filho lol dude your so right😂

[@elisham23]

bahaha YES

[@lisztomania1317]

So the child sounds like what John Mulaney should sound like?

[@elisham23]

@@lisztomania1317 haha he definitely sounds the way some teenagers do :P

[@cianor]

He's gotta stop burning the candle at both ends

[@judi7238]

An unsuited John Mulaney is like a peeled lemon. It feels very wrong to look at.

[@vollmond9342]

Yet so tasty

[@dinonuggets5212]

Vollmond DeAd 💀

[@microgaming9209]

R/cursedcomments

[@sophiyarobinson7774]

@@vollmond9342 👁️👄👁️😏😏😏😏

[@willow5290]

@@vollmond9342 i-

[@kentdirkwood3326]

He Talks Exactly Like This

[@NugrahaniAnnisa]

I legit read this sentence in his voice

[@dbagette]

As. One. Does.

[@athalia6062]

nisa did you read it like He Talks EXACTLY Likethis cuz i did

[@conquistadorito]

I Cannot Unhear This Ever

[@moth8379]

lonelystepsis so u say he’s a kanaya kinnie

[@blairelliott]

"For years, I was a child." As was I, John. I love your blunt comedy so much.

[@abraxe5469]

Blair Elliott ok

[@danmartinico944]

If you're into blunt comedy you should probably check out Pete Davidson

[@anonymouslymj1064]

That’s an amazing discovery

[@MN-ys2pe]

This is the first comment I saw that doesn't have to do with him not wearing a suit (also why did I think your pfp was little Tommy holding Ted (erets bear))

[@oliversissonphone6143]

After he said, "for years, I was a child," I was sure a heckler was going to shout out, "aren't you still a child?"

[@Phredd2k1]

It feels wrong to not hear him mention Ice T in this clip

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Well, these routines were used in The Top Part.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Frederick Jones “You mean when somebody does to many scratchy lottery tickets?”

[@woodrebel]

Ice T was home sick, he had anal contusions.

[@TheKoko907]

@@aaronburratwood.6957 or when somebody smokes too many cigarettes

[@christopherminutolo9384]

@@TheKoko907 or when somebody eats too much chocolate cake

[@samara92]

I deeply appreciate how he pronounces the "d" in the "and" of Law and Order.

[@am.3168]

sounds like Law an Dorder

[@samara92]

@@am.3168 yes and I appreciate that. Deeply.

[@danielleisaacs6237]

I was so confused. I was like, "Is this a show I know?" And then i realized he was talking about Law an Order.

[@haveagoodday629]

Danielle Isaacs 😂😂😂

[@MrPrius-fy1sc]

lawn order

[@nb5372]

I can’t tell if this is from 10 years ago or from yesterday, there is no difference 😂

[@Flapjack_710]

Heres to hoping i age like john mulaney

[@infiniteinnocence]

I was thinking the same thing! The ambiguity of eras of his jeans is really throwing me off

[@dylancole1910]

It can't be recent

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

“You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends tall child.”

[@kate2326]

the jeans tell me 10 years

[@gracie.-.9098]

"Heh, school's out" and then they lock eyes

[@Luckiilav]

every student in the us rn

[@bjpe8228]

@@Luckiilav who you locking eyes with in isolation

[@Luckiilav]

@@bjpe8228 my gf, hbu?

[@ragingbonercontrolcentre]

@@Luckiilav ... my lonely reflection in the mirror

[@daveydoinks5347]

@@Luckiilav heh no you're not😆🤣

[@oliverholm3973]

I've never heard an audience laugh at his "for years, I was a child" bit. Which upsets me, cause I find it unreasonably funny

[@sully2932]

First Minute: John was bad at math Other four and a half minutes of the video: a romcom about two people with the same eye transplant donor The titles of these are only ever related to the video for about two seconds, but they usually end up going somewhere better anyway.

[@aaronburratwood.6957]

Hayley Sullivan Cause that’s a professional.

[@beitie]

I scrolled to find a comment like this. I was not disappointed.

[@florphy1237]

Soooo.... First minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual trait Second minute: Straight man talks about yet ANOTHER homosexual topic

[@purpleisdebeste]

Don’t forget law and order

[@mcmonkey26]

@@florphy1237 whats homosexual about being bad at math?

[@gageabdul]

"Four and five is twelve" 😂

[@kriscain6089]

you can just FEEL that something is different in this clip. WHERE IS HIS NICE JEWISH GIRLFRIEND??

[@Hotpink51]

you mean his jewish wife who's a bitch and he likes so much?

[@moistnugget4147]

people can't go to shows cause of the quarantine

[@friendofmara6109]

Moist nugget are you talking in general or this show because this show is definitely a few years old

[@moistnugget4147]

@@friendofmara6109 you could have done better

[@friendofmara6109]

Moist nugget what

[@ShovelChef]

😐 I'm the guy with the crates in real life. I'm from Brooklyn. I work in kitchens and bars. Cops have been by at least 4 times in a year. I don't watch Law & Order. L&O watches me.

[@faristasairuv5143]

[@gentlesandladymen]

Kofi Mills' Videos what was the stand out story? The one you remember most clearly

[@junghyungeorgialee9874]

:0 wow

[@ShovelChef]

@@gentlesandladymen, a shooting on the block, possibly involving the club next door. That was a busy week.

[@gentlesandladymen]

Kofi Mills' Videos wow! I hope that you and everyone around is okay.

[@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore]

"How often are you questioned by homicide detectives?" Probably a lot considering how often this guy appears in episodes

[@abraxe5469]

qetr i ok

[@whyrubuyingclothesatasoupstore]

@@abraxe5469 ok

[@brendan8915]

That's the joke you doink.

[@GiselleKlara]

so no big deal, like a lunch break

[@gabesachse5391]

this asian american woman looks odd without a suit

[@itsriss6449]

She is a strong independent Asian american woman. She can wear what she wants. lol

[@griffin1155]

i want to like this comment but there are 666 likes and i will not be the one to ruin that

[@nerdypainter3188]

Gabe Sachse maybe it’s the feminine hips

[@the.muffin]

@@nerdypainter3188 noooo thats the thing hes sensitive about

[@astralunaluv4269]

Gabe Sachse LMAO

[@helenl3193]

WHY WAS THIS FILM NEVER MADE?!? Netflix have missed a trick there, it's a better plot than half the films I was offered last time I searched for a romcom!

[@dbagette]

They could easily adapt the Last Christmas script into this. And instead of the song, it'll be based on exactly this bit

[@CinemaDemocratica]

I was sitting here thinking something similar: Movies are such shit now, and the vetting process so broken, that if this were presented to me straight, I would have had no trouble believing it.

[@southpark645]

CinemaDemocratica then you just haven’t watched enough movies

[@KingNothing1118]

I think Ryan Reynolds and Jennifer Anniston. Charlie Day is the guy’s friend, Steve Buscemi is the baptism guy, and Carol Kane is the dead teacher. And they use “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall for the trailers. Come on, Netflix!

[@taccarrowilson9342]

@@KingNothing1118 but the big question is who has the left eye and who has the right eye?

[@StealthMarmot_]

Cops call it "The Law and Order shuffle." Sort of a running joke because NO ONE keeps doing work like that when questioned by police. They specifically sit people down when questioning and often bring them into the station for more serious questioning. The reason for the Law and Order shuffle is to keep the scene more visually interesting and dynamic, giving it a sense of movement instead of boring camera 1 camera 2. Highly inaccurate, but necessary for visual flow.

[@sydneybascom4985]

John Mulaney: "I was terrible in school" Also John Mulaney: *goes to GEORGETOWN*

[@dougthealligator]

His dad was on the board

[@fromthehaven94]

Just like Dr. Dre's daughter at USC.

[@ananya4184]

For an English Major and now they want his money

[@Roserae16]

A HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS AND THEY SPENT IT ALREADY?!

[@alexismontez4230]

But not for mathematics

[@alexsamarie8379]

“huh, schools out” and then they lock eyes THAT SENT ME

[@benedictifye]

I thought it should’ve been called “Seeing Eye to Eye” It could have involved seeing-eye dogs, like they train dogs for blind people

[@akaz6063]

benedictify your title is better, ngl

[@GaryMillyz]

I see what you did there...

[@Envy_May]

eye see

[@Starlight_7890]

There is a song called eye to eye 😂😂

[@iambicpentakill971]

As long as they keep the tagline, 'Love is spelled with two Is', I'm in.

[@vebvin]

Seeing John Mulaney without a suit is like seeing your teacher at a grocery store.

[@selimcansakar8251]

fax

[@Quetzalcoatl373]

“4 + 5 is 12” underrated lol

[@blankacct6421]

"How often are you being questioned by homicide detectives?" *Every single episode.*

[@sickiii]

Why he look like the flash lmao

[@kevinescobar9680]

Dead 😂

[@davidalexander3320]

He actually has material in one of his specials about being mistaken for him.

[@martyrmayne]

G Sicki why are you talking like a black person

[@dinopenut]

@@martyrmayne why is it automatically black

[@shytoad720]

@@davidalexander3320 wait which one??

[@francescakyanda9182]

"We picked the name ourselves" always gets me

[@DagnyKight]

Jerry Orbach died in 2004 so if John says he died "a couple years ago," this performance is from more than 10 years ago!

[@lisztomania1317]

It’s from about 12 years ago

[@allisonblood]

You know it’s old when he referenced her having a Bluetooth

[@SAILOREARTH89]

I feel like john should write this movie now that were in lockdown

[@sophiecoad6627]

The fact that he included the detail of “new line cinema presents” gives me life

[@pikachucharizard1751]

It feels weird that he's not wearing a suit :/

[@creativeblunder]

Pikachu Charizard HELL yeah

[@justtryit4057]

Pikachu Charizard he was probably smoking coke during this time.

[@justice4all718]

@@justtryit4057 smoking coke?

[@lisztomania1317]

JustTryIt you can’t smoke coke man

[@microgaming9209]

Elizabeth Smith that’s how you know they do coke

[@eleusis3456]

I feel like I’m seeing him naked since he doesn’t have his suit on 😳

[@kerryegan3091]

“I watch too much crime stuff...” with no transition 😂😂Saw he got out of rehab recently, hope he’s doing okay 🥰🥰🥰

[@toageki843]

Hallmark: "write that down, right that down"

[@tejaswoman]

"Engraved?"

[@rook2635]

3:50 look at him no one was laughing but he didn't loose confidence and he got one at the end imagine how hard that would be when the audience is just looking up at you

[@kilgoretrout321]

not sure how being bad at Math leads into Jerry Orbach's eyeballs, but ok!

[@jkenzo87]

Should've called it "Love at second sight"

[@nukhokeyho3293]

dang

[@hottuna2006]

Nice shout out to Jerry Orbach. He really was the best. RIP.

[@ceciliadiaz5670]

I need Love at First Sight to be an SNL skit about as much as humanity needs a vaccine for Covid19

[@vladimirenlow4388]

Hey, we got one... here's hope for the other!

[@zacharyreed45]

You can really see how he has mastered his craft from then to now. Bravo.

[@jaydenf897]

This skit is twelve years old and you’re posting this in 2020?

[@MiracleWinchester]

Mulaney is timeless

[@brookreed9621]

Like you’re one to talk. Your profile pick is Hamilton in 2020

[@brookreed9621]

I’m sorry. That was rude. His comedy ages really well though. I’d forgotten about this gem

[@jaydenf897]

Brook Reed no, no. That’s fair.

[@samanthaslagel8138]

woah that interaction really tells a lot about John Mulaney fans

[@ladychips]

"For years, I was a child"

[@wasabi_seaweed7317]

It took me a while to realize 4 and 5 is in fact NOT TWELVE.

[@athalia6062]

505 SAME for a second everything he said after that, i didn’t hear because i was trying to do the math

[@sophiathefurbst]

Oh my god I didn’t even realize

[@steadyrhythms9571]

i can’t stop watching him please someone make me stop

[@aaronaguilar3354]

John Mulaney needs to make that movie. I think he has enough power to do it now! 😂

[@serfansalot5646]

Thumbnail looks like he's singing a song

[@carolinah4348]

don't you mean a psalm? :D

[@tejaswoman]

​@@carolinah4348I love that every joke I think of to make in response to these comments has already been made by an equally ardent Mulaney fan

[@carolinah4348]

@@tejaswoman :D it's nice to know I'm not the only one whose brain immediately goes there

[@Solaris_102]

“I was a child for years” I mean yeah

[@GaryMillyz]

That's the joke, buddy

[@boilingpoolnoodle3927]

mulaney owns jeans?

[@emilyc.4000]

Omg I remember when this first aired. Mulaney was unknown at the time but I remember hanging on to his bit. I remember the phrase "miss more than certain relatives." I've been using it to describe my favourite cat's death for a decade

[@prestonwilson2203]

You're level of thinking & delivery are too advanced for the average audience Mr. Mulaney. One of my favorite comics

[@kalanaherath3076]

So this is how my favourite Female Asian comedian started her career... Wonderful

[@Lucid_Waking]

I feel like this movie trailer would be on interdimensional cable.

[@Jemppu]

Aww, baby Mulaney

[@Luckiilav]

Huh, Schools out - 2020 students

[@Ra_the_Sun_god]

Sometimes when I watch a John Mulaney video I go to save it into my John Mulaney playlist then realize I already saved it

[@EncyclopediaBrittanica]

You can tell by his whole demeanor that he was MUCH younger. He has mastered the straight face.

[@ShawnaGraham50]

The guy unloading crates!!!! 😂😂😂 so dam true!!!!

[@olandir]

I love how this clip is titled "Being Bad At Math" but it's mostly about Jerry Orbach's eyes (and I'm fine with that!)

[@lordhuebi]

why would you cut out the laughter after the last joke

[@priyankamudgal164]

School's out and then they lock eyes. 👀👀

[@GeminiRosche]

God he looks tired. Get some rest, tall child!!!

[@ruscopcoltrain]

Nick Brennen Can’t have him burning the candle at both ends.

[@zizinnnn]

so young, tall and tired ♥️

[@abigaelle9647]

zizinnnn so Asian-American, womanly and proud ❤️

[@notgoodwithnames78]

a real tiger-mom right there ❤️

[@eitanlubowitz520]

@zizinnnn Look at those feminine hips

[@rubygwin-knickerbocker1503]

Get some rest, tall child

[@notgoodwithnames78]

Eitan Lubowitz why’d you have to call him out like that? That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!

[@isabelpeterson8868]

John: I wasn’t good in school Also John: Goes to George Town

[@rudeboymon3177]

Thats so true. A real person would stop loading crates right? 😆

[@180Pendragon]

"I was bad at school" *Went to Georgetown*

[@feverspell]

Well, both his parents went there, and I believe he mentioned in an interview that his father was on a board at the university, so that probably had a lot to do with it. That said, he's mentioned in other interviews that he worked hard at getting good grades, mostly to keep up appearances so no one knew he was a drug addict and blackout drunk in high school, so while he was probably bad at math, he did well in everything else.

[@TheBarbieViolet]

That’s basically the plot of Last Christmas with Emilia Clarke

[@Bouncybon]

What a talent !!!!!!! John Mulaney is a delightful, clever, charming, handsome, quick-witted, brilliant comedian. His material is rich, highly original and full of insights. So much so, I wonder why I never heard of him before. But I am not American so I guess that's why.....

[@richardtheconquerer]

I like that the title only describes maybe the first minute of the clip. Also they cut off the final joke before anyone laughs making it appear like the audience had no reaction at all

[@amnaataha]

Such an amazing storyteller

[@juliaalix6458]

Fun fact: Jerry Orbach is buried in the same cemetery as the Hamiltons/Schuylers and a lot of other famous people

[@welldressedbird3101]

not sure why this got recommended to me but i'm not complaining

[@fionamagill3461]

"For years, I was a child." You're not fooling anyone, John.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

"I was a kid" uh that's a lie, you were born a dapper 30 year old.

[@Camila34322]

he has always been so natural for this, so funny.

[@mandanambiar9981]

“and for yearsss I was a child..” comedy🤌

[@arielgarcia-fischer1830]

1:01 I think that guy is at every comedy special of every comedian since 2005

[@SimonePromotion]

Super funny. This guy is an awesome comedian/writer💯

[@bailodescalza]

That movie could be the envy of Hallmark!

[@TheSeabornGaming]

He is so great. That eye skit is so amazing

[@vicjoseromero]

Not only is he not in a suit, he's (gasp!) wearing a Livestrong bracelet.

[@noahatlas5240]

I never considered John ever did any more comedy after his Netflix specials. Like just three and done. In and out. A comedy spirit who visited us one fortnight

[@iamsosorry3175]

This is actually from yeeears age. Hard to tell though when he doesn’t age.

[@tejaswoman]

1. _The Top Part_ (which includes this material) 2. _New In Town_ 3. _The Comeback Kid_ 4. _Kid Gorgeous at Radio City_ *those were all the specials at the time you wrote this comment* 5. _Baby J_

[@squidwardssoul631]

I LOVE YOU DUDE!!🤣🤣 HILARIOUS 🤣🤩🤩 👏👏👏

[@flyguyhomo4904]

I love this man

[@kaydakitty3566]

If I was a teacher and had 2 groups of students I would call them group 1 and group 3 and when anyone asks where’s group 2 I’d say “ we don’t talk about group 2”

[@TheGregcawthorne]

I think he meant they lock 'eye'

[@bettername2come]

I considered this, but there are 2 eyes, they're just in different people.

[@TheGregcawthorne]

bettername2come Yeah the wording of the joke could be fleshed out, but I think it would have been a funny illustration regardless

[@thatspoonybard8013]

Nah, cause they have other eyes. The non-Jerry Orbach peepers. Two eyes each.

[@TheGregcawthorne]

That Spoony Bard Yeah I know what he said was factually correct. I just thought it would be funny to focus in on the two donor eyes having a hightened level of awareness to the situation

[@ES-jy2fr]

John mulaney is one of 2 or 3 comedians that makes me laugh out loud

[@bocowan9106]

This is beautiful 😂

[@arianapuzzo7827]

That ending slayed me 😂

[@maragale1944]

This video was the first in my recommended and it read my mind when I was thinking about just turning in my unfinished math assignment because I had given up on it

[@zzdiong8546]

Eye transplant is kinda common in Asian horror movies, always the beginning of some haunted stories cause the eye recipient will start seeing 👻👻👻

[@GR_BackingTracks]

"...ahh, 4 and 5 is twelve." - John Mulaney

[@abby520]

Here I am freaking out about the blue angels... never thought planes and john mulaney would combine in one video 😂✈️

[@doctorx3266]

I appreciate his insights into Law: An Dorder

[@tc2241]

“This summer, seeing it eye 2 eye”

[@Caldul]

I saw the fundraiser for Covid-19 and the date of the video being a year old, I thought, well they could probably just add on a fundraiser, my brain has finally let it click that quarantine is over a year old

[@caitlinisahookerfromhell]

i love his voice from this eras

[@tal612]

He’s insane I love him

[@jsmarty1]

If John doesn’t end up making that into a film, I’m gonna cry.

[@masterjames2627]

Epic

[@acanwithnobrand]

what are we gonna call you group 2? *AAAAAH ya got it right there! Four and Five is tweeeeeeelve*

[@roxyredrose1]

this video feels so good on my eyes