New Identity ASMR (Measuring You, Questionnaire, Photography, Personal Attention, Writing Sounds)

[@FFXV]

Him: Pick a job Me: French teacher Him: Yeah.. most people do teaching. Me: *holy shit, he actually heard that*

[@Malocourbaron222]

Il nous entend 👀

[@Angel-ym2xc]

"If you're in a situation and you're not happy, get out of it." That was very comforting.😢

[@macky_rae2933]

Me: " You see what had happened was..." Jim: " I don't need to know." Me: " Alrighty then."

[@CapBaileyASMR]

That takes care of that argument :D

[@Strobeliite]

"There we go, poifect." "Forggettaboutit." I LOVE THIS ACCENT

[@skylardunbar1193]

IKR it sounds so familiar but you can't name it, but it's still awesome

[@quinnflorence]

New Jersey / New York / New England / Boston accent that what is boils down to for me when I heard the voice acting.

[@hk42667]

@@quinnflorence exactly!

[@jadefire1814]

Jim giving us a coronary with the bald look. Moses on a motoscooter! Didn't realize how "attached" I was to your hair, lol!

[@CapBaileyASMR]

It has a life of it's own.

[@Tingler321]

I've heard "Christ in a Chrysler" before, but "Moses on a motoscooter" is funny too

[@victoriancuddler]

first Uncle Rift and now Jim, WHOSE ASMRTIST HAIR AM I SUPPOSED TO CONSIDER FABULOUS NOW

[@ThisAndromedaCat]

His hair is glorious, and I feel like he was rocking the bald look, too.

[@jadefire1814]

@@ThisAndromedaCat Yes it is ! And he really did rock this look too. I think he's actually a chameleon!

[@emptymasks]

small detail but adored that you made a point of the problems with using bmi to calculate a persons weight

[@kanehemlock290]

Swear that made this entire thing somehow 10x more interesting Just because of such small things like that

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

What's the difference? (I actually don't know)

[@emptymasks]

@@p.s.csdeaky8530 Basically BMI shouldn't be used to calculate an individual person's weight (despite us being told to do it) as it doesn't account for muscle mass. What that means is by BMI's calculations a fit, thin Olympic sprinter would be considered overweight and sometimes obese because they have more muscle density from working out so much, even though they're not actually overweight. (Hope that makes sense)

[@alexandrebraga3289]

@@emptymasks Yes, BMI fails on those special cases. Thing is: how many obese people do you see on the appointments that are Olympic sprinters? Not many. Meaning: for the regular population, BMI works reasonably well and it's very easy to calculate.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@alexandrebraga3289 Omg it was just an easy example. The problem still applies to regular people. Everyone has muscle mass

[@blubangsalt]

Up next: Body alterations at the Lotus Flower (sewing your finger prints, moving and removing teeth, sketchiness intensifies)

[@jacksoncordray1593]

I guess you could say it’d be a.....MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLe...if we survived (please fucking end me I haven’t thought about home stuck in years and I’m drowning in cringe as I type)

[@withtrees]

And suddenly I feel like I've stumbled into a back alley pawn shop that's a drug front but instead of drug trafficking it's identity fraud.

[@cathyskywalker77]

Or an unaired episode of the Sopranos, where we are either Adriana (who didn't get in the car with Silvio) or Vito Spatafore (who also escaped that beating), looking to get the gabbagool outta Joisey.

[@kriegsman7585]

Hey dont go throwin around theories you ain't got no proof of

[@KBCuddlesASMR]

Cam: "Grow up." Literally minutes before: "Always go younga." 10/10 for really messing with my identity. 🥴🥴🥴

[@ljcarolina809]

If they had an awards show for ASMRtist, The awards for Best ASMRtist in the world, Best ASMRtist Role-play, Best ASMRtist Voice Acting, Best ASMRtist Concepts in videos, ASMRtist With Healing Powers, Most Calming Videos, Best Tingles, you would win them all hands down! Jim you are my Hero.❤

[@cathyskywalker77]

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

[@thatrandomnat]

I'm excited to finally find out who this mysterious bald man is. Edit: that stuff about fresh starts and happiness towards the end got me. Damn it, Jimothy, finding new, unexpected ways to make me emotional through your videos.

[@GaryTheGray]

My printer is to the right of me, and when you printed in the video, the stereo separation made it so that I instinctively looked over at it, LOL. Your quality is exceptional, always. Loved it.

[@abulafia1090]

Perfectly agree 😍😍😍😊

[@NoobyNoon]

JimmyFive: “I need to get your measurements. Height, weight, etc.” *Proceeds to measure the width of my jaw 3 times in a row* Me: “Um... this is just a fake ID, right?”

[@loella_]

You're a shapeshifter, sir. Such a good actor. PS. For how long did you and your wife laugh when you put that bald wig on? 😄

[@redbeard9996]

I absolutely love how no matter what type of person he's acting as he nails it perfectly. A Butler, the joker, a Sargent, Frankenstein, etc. I feel like if he really wanted to change his identity he could do easily 😂

[@sephibora3951]

Jim: "It doesn't take to account muscle mass" Me, skipping gym since I was born: "...oh...well, that's a shame..."

[@olympusJ]

I swear, I can’t stop seeing James McAvoy in Split in this character and it’s freaking me out a little bit. 😂

[@Mirrima]

Speaking of McAvoy, if you join our patreon family for $1 a month, you'll see Mr. Tumnus patreon exclusive😉

[@olympusJ]

MirrimaMew Ooh, good to know. I think I may have to create a Patreon account. ☺️

[@Mirrima]

@@olympusJ we also have an incredibly friendly discord server😉

[@kristenjustkristen9462]

Ecthetera. Lol

[@adriatical9016]

@@Mirrima wat

[@punkrockpixie7820]

I loved when you talked about Australia! When you mentioned drop bears I just started laughing! I've haven't heard someone use that term in a long while!

[@korvynknightway]

I nearly had a heart attack when I say that bald cap. I was like, "NOOOOOO HE SHAVED HIS HAI-

[@CapBaileyASMR]

lol!

[@korvynknightway]

@@CapBaileyASMR I just checked out your stuff, dude! You're awesome :)

[@CapBaileyASMR]

@@korvynknightway thank you my friend! There are so many talented people doing ASMR! Blows my mind.

[@korvynknightway]

@@CapBaileyASMR You're welcome! I'm thinking about trying it out myself!

[@CapBaileyASMR]

@@korvynknightway Do it! XD It's really fun.

[@maddygreenb]

Perfect for my identity crisis 😍

[@cassiopeiadee9306]

Couldn't stop smiling through this hilariously-bald-capped, entertaining one-man show, and that accent! "I'm not gonna touch yas, I'm gonna measure yas." 🤣Spotted a rare Jim break-smile at 12:45, and that brightly-lit teeth counting at 9:21 and the leather pouch at 21:05 were the tingliest parts for me! Could listen to this character shuffle sh*t around on that desk forevs. Message and feels at 23:16. 🥰 Aight, y'all hoid of the hahd woik Jim put into dis video, it's bootiful, poifect! 7:33 chef's kiss!

[@JessKCreative]

I continue to love your reviews, Cass. That is all. 💜

[@cassiopeiadee9306]

@@JessKCreative 💜💜💜

[@Augie13]

His little smile is what kills me. I just want to bottle it up!

[@jenni8729]

Surprisingly, you are much LESS sketchy than the last guy who helped me change my identity. But that may be how I ended up in New Jersey. Athens was not an option...

[@SpookyStregaAL]

i want to know who would choose cincinatti over florence?

[@Mirrima]

I'd pick Athens, I love it so so much🤩

[@Jeremiah90526]

@@SpookyStregaAL Hi, I would choose Cincinatti over Florence. I am better able to gray man in ohio than Italy. Also, Italian is my sixth weakest language, after English (obviously) Spanish, French, American Sign Language, and German. Only my Swedish, Japanese and Russian are weaker.

[@TsukikoLuna26]

@@Jeremiah90526 ASL!!! 💖💜💙

[@TsukikoLuna26]

@@Jeremiah90526 that's so cool! I only really know 4 languages, and they have all weakened of late: english, hebrew, Spanish, and ASL (I was learning Korean, but I can't really comprehend any of it and can barely read it out loud anymore)

[@patdry]

these are my favorite asmr videos. everyone tingles differently, but everything about this one hits me real good. one of those videos you can watch several nights/weeks in a row because you’re asleep within the first 10mins. love this character btw, the accent is a tingle playground. thanks as ever!

[@Anonymouscommentsyay]

My all time favourite ASMR video 🙏🏽👌🏽

[@SailorSerenitySaturn]

Cam tanned everywhere except his bald head 🤣

[@lavendereyes1533]

Hat tan lol

[@SerenityBane]

I was thinking fresh start like a new job, new city...but I guess that’s another way to do it. But I’ll keep my teeth though, thanks!

[@Cat58160]

The new character is direct and simple, his attention is not intrusive and open ... Thank you. Hug. Be happy, bro! "Like" of course!))

[@yogiyogi1826]

Loved this. Its soothing and funny but also realistic.

[@alexr7611]

Me, searching for a new identity after I joked about the death of my best friend's favourite character: 👁👄👁

[@jasminewynne]

i’ve watched this video countless times and the “i’m a dentist now” line gets me every time LMAO

[@scottlee38]

So much soul at the end. The feels!

[@justcallmeKayla1241]

"Nah we cant do that. How about Cincinnati?" Lol I live in Cincinnati and believe it or not this ain't the place to be to disappear and hide.

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

Hey y'all from Kentucky!

[@lisbethjaynes8029]

Yeah, 'cause everyone from the West Side knows each other and they'll notice a stranger.

[@JessKCreative]

I love how you casually tried to sell us a camera. 😂 I hope we’re truly going to meet Richie! And thanks for the pep talk at the end. 💜

[@sazevedo1626]

Okay, the camera shutters was the most intense tingles I've had in a long while.

[@yohear2523]

Probably the most unique RP video I've ever watched

[@LuisVelazquez32]

No joke, these videos are SERIOUS! Serious skills and entertainment. It's like I paid admission.

[@ThisAndromedaCat]

Him: Pick a name. Me, says my ideal name. Him: Not that one. Me: Oi! Him: Just kidding.

[@Digital_Lich]

"You can choose any name you want." "McLovin"

[@HeathenDelirium]

This guy is raw talent!!!

[@fionamorris9634]

Cam is an interesting guy Jim. I’m enjoying the accent and the new pendant. Is it a hiragana symbol for something? The fingerprint removal was expected but I’m not really cool with losing the teeth.😳 I am so thrilled you said ‘‘Forget about it”, like a total mobster😝I’m not sure how I feel about the new do but the glasses and moustache make you look particularly earnest. You’re sentiment at the end was super sweet too. 😊❤️

[@MielforMilo]

I’m certain it’s chai, the Hebrew word. It’s not hiragana.

[@Robby23567]

The accent made this 10x better thank you Jim

[@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie]

Oh my gawd! I was just talking to the gang on Discord last Saturday and said I'd love to hear you take on NY accent! *squints my eyes* Bugged the server, eh? jk 😄 Very good! I heard a little bit of Dimi trying to sneak in, but you got it. Hoping there is a sequel where we can have cawfee tawk. Great job. 👍

[@Mirrima]

Such a deep voice😍

[@dunksterer]

This was your most relaxing and hilarious video yet, please do a part 2 or something similar with that accent!

[@CapBaileyASMR]

*This. is. trippy. as. f***.*

[@jiimjaam]

Ever since this video came out I've wanted more of Cam. You should totally do a roleplay where the viewer is just a normal customer there to browse cameras.

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Well that was an amazing short film! n0n 👏👏👏 (( Besides, THIS. This is it. 😃😃😃 This is the moment I've been waiting for!! *asks for the plane to the Cook Islands to go do mosaics, take food and landscape pics with her brand new camera, and run a fishing trawler* 😏 ...And don't worry, I was laughing outta nervousness. Picard can pull it off, Louis Gossett pulled it off, Mr. Clean pulls it off...there are some pretty fun ways to polish a bald head ya' know. oωo ^_^ ))

[@alyssahurley2919]

This is the first video I have ever seen on this channel and this is amazing. I absolutely love the accent.

[@KingNORTH2020]

I’m very glad I found your channel. It’s a hidden gem. Love the different characters you do love the sounds you do and I love the scenes you make. Love your content

[@sarahlowe8883]

The accent was brilliant!! Loved the video 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@jillybread01]

This vid just makes me appreciate Jim's locks even more 😂

[@HotJupiter85]

Jim you are a genius. I haven't felt tingles like this in a loooong time. You are a master of acting and ASMR. I can't wait to see the 2nd and 3rd episodes.

[@everybody1211]

Oh my goodness, yes. The master of asmr has granted us this gift during quarantine! :0

[@lezaanvanwyk9202]

It took me a whole few seconds to realize that wasn't a hat on Jim's hair... But.. Jim "bald".. 🤣❤️

[@remuswintergreen7786]

That sad moment when you have to wait to watch Jim's new video so you don't fall asleep at 4 PM

[@kathrynedmiston594]

This accent gives me life

[@DorothyBanks]

Love that the stereotype of Australia is so well known

[@online2000.]

Ur so underrated and I love everything you post-but something about this accent is just SO GOOD I kept falling asleep

[@adamace8802]

I want to start off by saying your character seems so different and as if it's a different person how they move, talk, act, even whisper. It's amazing 😍 but the way you do every video it's always very interesting and unexpected while still felling so relaxed I could pass out sleeping

[@evangelinemcdowell8114]

I knew I shouldn't have clicked, I should have waited... I'm supposed to be writing, and now I'm super sleepy x_x

[@jamietooker3022]

After seeing you with the bald cap, I would definitely like seeing you do Solas from Dragon Age Inquisition. I've thought about it before given some of your other videos but was always like 'but Jim's beautiful hair', completely forgetting that bald caps are a thing.

[@IbelongtoJesusChrist]

Lots of tingles, especially when he came up close and measured. Yup, my brain is mush

[@LTbyerly]

I really hope you continue this voice choice. I find it super relaxing with the pen noise 10 out of 10 sir. Probably watched this 200 times now

[@nowellahhh]

*Chooses Berlin as my destination immediately* IT IS WORTH LOSING THE TEETH

[@angiescorner101]

This video just reminded me that Jim’s hair is basically his identity 😅 I was watching like...” you sound like him but you don’t look like him “ 😂😂 Anyways great job Jim 😊❤️

[@ShadrachASMR]

Amazing video Jim! You could simply vanish into the roles you play and instantly become the character.

[@simcla5]

This is the first time in a long time that an ASMR Video has actually helped me to fall asleep and not just relax me! Thank you so much, I had such a good night's sleep thanks to you Jim 💛

[@queeniebell7087]

Regular people: what happened to his hair?!? Theater needs: ayyyyy! Bald cap. Nice! Lol

[@rosebearies9215]

Theater nerd right here 👍😅👍

[@edisontrent618]

Pfft, or just people that can see skin tone. Or the left side of his head.

[@Issengan]

I just watched this video and i ALREADY want to call in and tell this man im doin ok

[@ArtoriasB]

I’m really digging how this guy is considerate over how we might not be comfortable with being touched.

[@midnight2600]

Gettin made into a mafia family would make a cool asmr idea, just a thought

[@phoenixwing5133]

That accent has me dead. I love it.

[@Orgalorgx3]

part 2 please? this rp rocked

[@ianwhite9746]

Best tingles from a video in a long time 👍

[@quinnflorence]

I loved this video and the way you handle the topic of changing one’s identity and gave your spin on it. Also the New Jersey accent reminded me of a high school friend of mine, she has an eastern us accent, i when I first got to know her I was think she was from Jersey or New York, nope! Boston, Eh will the accent stuck in my memories that for sure, and how boy when people got on her nerves you got full Boston accent loud and yelling at ya’s. Well take care everyone and stay safe out there.

[@Demigah]

I'm on my 3rd watch of this video. This is great!

[@user-rz8eq5vy4f]

i’m from cincinnati and thought in my head, “huh i’ll just stay here”. WILD!!!

[@dazenewt]

9:30 -> 9:46 best part of the video in my opinion

[@tomschmitz696]

Same

[@LisaEHerzog]

Oh Jim, how do you keep topping yourself every time? This is so funny, and you really do transform yourself every video. I don’t realize how much you do until I watch a banana shirt video at night ☀️ I loved it! ☀️☀️☀️

[@nicoledmal]

Wow! I thought I clicked on the wrong video for a second. Loved the accent. Every time I heard "Poyfect" I got tingles. And the pep talk at the end there was tops. 😊 (Had to come back and edit because I fell asleep and didn't catch the ending the first time!)

[@1234mudfish]

This “style” of talking is S tier

[@artgirl96]

Absolutely brilliant ^^

[@kazohaaoi608]

Yoooo I love your lazy egg shirt... And my favorite part of this video was the pictures ☺️

[@a.katherinesuetterlin3028]

"Cam": "You don't wanna go domestic, huh?" Me: No. Cam: *Names off several places* Me: Just send me to the UK, where my bf lives.

[@soahcfotnega55]

Will your bf recognize you after this procedure?

[@LofiAsmrRoleplay]

Something about the Gudetama shirt really sells it

[@dvncisto]

Gatdam, you're a great actor Jim! Love the accent. Thanks for all the videos and wishing the best for you!

[@mychemromanceband]

And this managed to hit some spots for me that I didnt know I had

[@ImNotAMonster0]

Wow this became my favourite asmr video of all time within minutes! The way you pronounce perfect- or poyfect- had me wanting to laugh but I was just too chilled by it, thanks man this is really incredible!

[@Angellarocque85]

I've recently discovered you and your super talented and you give your all in your asmr videos...😃😁

[@shotgunfrenzy1225]

I stumbled upon your channel by random and I'm glad I did . I hope you do a part 2 and 3 of this storyline , it's so good!

[@IamDootsdoot]

I've watched this so many times, it's so goddamn good wtf Im so glad I subbed

[@Symphony-1237]

That voice is perfect for this I honestly felt like I was in a movie 5 stars

[@Sonia-cd2mc]

23:17 Poyfect!☺️❤️

[@DreamOf944]

This. Is. Fantastic.

[@WORDSANDBRUSHSTROKESSTUDIO]

A great video as always. Love the bald cap, but I love your long hair more. The New York accent is good but I can still here your accent now and again during the video but that's OK because I love your accent. I'm from New York so this makes me feel at home some how being that I had to move out of state.

[@WanhanAjanMansikka]

I have a feeling that Cam's real name isn't Cam...

[@avelione]

Cameleon ; P

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@avelione 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@avelione]

@@cathyskywalker77 Youre welcome ;p

[@cathyskywalker77]

@@avelione he has to be, the way Jim can inhabit any role so easily.

[@avelione]

@@cathyskywalker77 He kind of dissociates. He talked about it in the Q&A video.

[@wrp0151]

As an Aussie I appreciate that drop bear and spider statement 😂

[@anthonyhadler4752]

Mans said Cincinnati I was like "dude you going to send me home?"

[@ACrazedGaming]

Man I never thought getting a new identity would make me fall asleep 😴

[@tunstall39]

Is there gonna be a part 2 of the lotus flower restaurant??

[@SerenityBane]

😬😬😬 I sorta hope not