Jimmy Carr: Stand Up (2005) - FULL LIVE SHOW

Jimmy Carr: Stand Up (2005) - FULL LIVE SHOW
The multi-award-winning and critically acclaimed comedian Jimmy Carr returns with a brand new live stand-up show.
As the face of Channel 4, Jimmy has risen to become one of the most original and distinctive stars of British Comedy, developing the unique brand of perfectly timed one-liners and deadpan delivery for which he has become so well known.
Recorded live at London’s legendary Bloomsbury theatre, Jimmy Carr Stand Up takes his dry and sardonic wit to a whole new level unleashing more of his delightfully crafted sick and offensive putdowns upon his audience.
Welcome to Jimmy Carr's official KZbin channel, where you can find all the best bits from his stand-up comedy shows, TV appearances, podcasts, and more!
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[@jimmycarr]

Watch more of Jimmy’s Full Shows - kzbin.info/aero/PLqmvX-B8Fiea3oF1Yx2Gl5rBPonSkMDHM

[@fightcinema3917]

Why

[@tobyhart8515]

How special is it really though? Yours lyingly.

[@VoteLaborOut]

any plan for tour to Australia?

[@heliumhubcryptocollective9337]

jimmy carr is the answer to the gap in comedy left after benny hill passed

[@muckyguru]

Genius

[@ianmay9372]

Such a bloody blessing to have these specials available on youtube. Going through some very tough times and this is keeping me from going over the edge.

[@fugotheghoul7106]

Hope you feel better :)

[@ianmay9372]

@@fugotheghoul7106 The difference is night and day :D Thanks for the kind words

[@zackpenhaligon9904]

Glad you’re doing so much better 👊🏻

[@matthewcullen1298]

​@@ianmay9372good to hear you're going better Mate 😊 life certainly kicks us in the guts sometimes.

[@KNR6292]

Yes!!! Jimmy helps me through my deepest pits of despair. I literally grab the phone, fire up youtube, connect my Bluetooth speaker, and blast these specials. Exceedingly therapeutic

[@orarinnsnorrason4614]

The roast of the lady in the beginning is legendary. Cheers Jimmy, you are the best.

[@sstills951]

But somebody told me once that I was the best.

[@NatandGeorge]

@@sstills951 he lied.

[@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450]

@@NatandGeorge she believed

[@pennyrobinsonroutt8387]

Just love him

[@triPixel]

@@pleaseletmehavemyprivacy3450 sbeve

[@joshstiltner]

He got an audience to laugh and clap for a PowerPoint presentation. Genius.

[@rjtimmerman2861]

Filled exclusively with monospaced text

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

This is absolute gold, and you're a proper lad for uploading a full show to KZbin

[@trayolphia5756]

Watch as someone tries to copyright strike it…

[@joelisaacm]

@@trayolphia5756 but how? Doesn't Jimmy hold the copyright :(

[@DerEchteBold]

@@joelisaacm That's the weird thing with this copyright insanity, I've heard from a bunch of people who got flagged or their videos pulled even though they actually just used their own content, I don't remember the assumed explanations ...it's complicated. And with each new change in law it gets worse and worse, so with the recent copyright law update I'm expecting nothing good for the near future. But with big names like Jimmy there certainly isn't much danger, it's more of a problem for small KZbinrs, artists and musicians who don't have any big network behind them.

[@mercce6750]

@@joelisaacm It's just that KZbin copyright system is extremely broken and abusable. Sure it can be dispute but it's not easy.

[@giupiete6536]

point out he will make money from it here. not that it isn't appreciated anyway.

[@nachoalvarez7830]

I am addicted to this, he is a comedy genius

[@bigc113]

Dafaq, this was uploaded an hour ago. But your comment is from 3 weeks ago, how?

[@demonwhisper1543]

Jimmy Carr is a blessing, such a funny lad who blesses us with his full shows during the lock down... much appreciated from South Africa and beyond

[@irisshard2336]

Well, I've been a fan of Jimmy Carr for almost a year now, watching everything from Big Fat Quiz, 8 out of 10 cats, Fix It and star appearances, but this is the most gruesome show he ever made. Not that I mind it. I absolutely love it!

[@tigger4011]

Noooooooooooooooo it's not. Look in his channel and watch the more recent full shows. kzbin.infoplaylists

[@NatandGeorge]

oh, there's more gruesome!

[@IAmTheTrojen]

I just discovered you today, and this is the 4th over a hour long video I'm seeing already. Well done, you're hilarious

[@thepericlesof8449]

The best comedian, hands down. Jimmy would turn that line into a ripper of a joke

[@thebob3712]

Dave Chappelle would disagree and so would I

[@lawrencemitchell1974]

@@thebob3712 Dave Chappelle is a VERY funny guy but there is subjects he won't joke about, where as Mr Carr doesn't SEEM to find any subject taboo.

[@wrathofainz]

Hands down? Who's pants?

[@tdyerwestfield]

At the start: "The jokes still work." After about 40 mins: "Yeah, but try saying that on Channel 4 now." hahaha

[@jackhadroom4540]

I've lost count of how many jokes that would cause a twitter pile on.

[@licensetodrive9930]

"I'm a little bit fatter, but the jokes still work." No need to worry Jimmy, we only care about the jokes ;)

[@GodZefir]

Nah, I only care about that ass

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

@@GodZefir *vagina

[@irisshard2336]

Robot switch in the back*

[@IanM-rl1pu]

This content has been on other you tube channels for fifteen years. I think you are posting pirated material.

[@justanothernoobe]

@@IanM-rl1pu Hard to pirate your own material. Covid means no new video-footage so the old stuff is being recycled. Still bloody funny though.

[@Captain-Axeman]

I love Jimmy Carr sense of humor, we need more of that humor, or as he puts it no moral dececy.

[@NatandGeorge]

I love it when it's clearly meant as humour only. . .

[@Hushey]

I was having a terrible night and perhaps by coincidence jimmy carr popped up in my recommended. It made my night better.

[@porcelainthunder2213]

Thanks for consistently making this stuff available! Hopefully we will be able to see you in the US sometime soon.

[@TheFarCobra]

Best warm up act I have seen in ages.

[@carlz28]

I’ve seen better.

[@refertopfp9627]

​@@carlz28 Was it when you put on your white and red face paint and looked in the mirror?

[@carlz28]

@@refertopfp9627 no. It was when I met your mother.

[@MBIKES21]

I’m 68 now , and this guy is just the best comedian I’ve ever seen.

[@NewMessage]

Good to see his old face again... I wonder who has it now.

[@one2sree]

Also the old hairline 😂

[@bumbaaclaaat2866]

Ya mam

[@NatandGeorge]

he's only 48 -- old?

[@michaelharradine6175]

imagine your fwb from 2005 and yourself being immortalized in a Jimmy Carr DVD special

[@astridmaack4516]

I thought Jimmy only had his funny inhale laugh, but he laughed in such a natural exhale laugh, it caught me off guard lol

[@cyrthurix]

Thanks Jimmy! Always enjoy your stuff, I don't think I've seen comedians upload full shows like this, super excited!

[@anonnona6940]

I miss early 2000s comedy.

[@cowafungus8104]

AB-SO-FUCKIN-LUTELY!! Today's "diVErsiTy" "iNclUsiVity" bullshit is so tired & boring & stale....so sad for the young'uns, I guess at least they can watch this

[@sstills951]

@@cowafungus8104 The young'uns got what they asked for.

[@anonnona6940]

@@sstills951 nahh we couldnt control what we were being fed. You tolerated being pushed around. Oldie

[@sstills951]

@@anonnona6940 * Old’un

[@refertopfp9627]

​@@sstills951 Fossil*

[@szeltovivarsydroxan9944]

Finally! Been waiting for a full show for so long! Bless you, Jimmy!

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

Thanks for all the laughs, Jimmy!

[@dehydratdwater]

3 weeks ago???

[@kevinqwen221]

@@dehydratdwater Witchcraft

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

@@kevinqwen221 Actually it was early access for letting Jimmy f****k me, that's what I was laughing at.

[@vaantsy]

2005 where everyone not easily offended, good times

[@chrismatthews1454]

What are you even talking about lmao, he’s still as offensive & his full show is on youtube for anyone to watch. Hardly cancel culture.

[@seaniemacish]

You could say his humour is old fashioned mysgnoistic homophobic and offensive in thiscurrent environment. But i havent heard a pc comedian make anyone laugh ever

[@zahed2428]

@@chrismatthews1454 he meant the audience changed not him he’s still great

[@user-dt4sr8yl2r]

you're the only offended person in the comment section 💀

[@AraiiarA]

​@@zahed2428yeah but if the audience truly changed then he wouldn't have much of a career, would he? I think people forget that twitter isn't the real world lol

[@EbbaukX]

That philosophy professor joke was pure fucking gold. As a philosophy student I can confirm this is how it used to work in school haha

[@emilvin]

Hello Mr. Carter. Much thanks for your uploaded stand-up acts and comedy specials. They help bring shed some light and gaiety during my dark days of depression and provide an ancillary to my therapy. Keep doing what you’re doing, Sir. Much love and appreciation from Northern California.

[@SMHman666]

Excellent show. Much appreciation from Australia. Cheers mate!

[@aread420]

You saved me from feeling like I was in lock down. Thanks for the laughs!

[@JaguarBST]

Thank you Jimmy for providing this full show for free.

[@ItisSusan]

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy xx

[@ItisSusan]

@scouse alan1980 oh for sure 😂

[@MartinMcMartin]

Our modern day, king of comedy. No pc bullshit here, just great wit and humour.

[@willemse23]

Jimmy is an absolute genius and has helped me through some rough times. Thank you Jimmy.

[@dalejacobs5193]

Thank you Jimmy. Love a bit of old school. If you do happen to find anymore dvds of yourself in a next door neighbours skip. We would love to see them too. Many thanks

[@amsyarsmith721]

Been searching this the whole year. Finally

[@swheelman7231]

Got the covid, this is cheering me right up 👍

[@That.Capricorn]

Get well soon 🖤

[@notorioussneaky678]

Did you die or are you okay? Just wondering 💭

[@swheelman7231]

A couple of days were rough but all good now ☺️

[@Error-gc1rr]

Bless this man ! What a Legend. Absolutely ♥️ him

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Only a minute in and I'm already cracking up.

[@oleg5738]

Thank you for sharing this gem!

[@sean_wfc]

08:08 is the best audience roast ever 😂

[@NatandGeorge]

God bless you, sir! for uploading this greatly funny full show! Love it & all your comedy! Waiting for a Best Of 8/10 Cats does Countdown!

[@goldensea03idk51]

Thanks for uploading all this amazing content

[@sbm8103]

I love these full shows

[@Northernfire]

Thank you kindly Mr Carr . needed the laugh

[@skyricq]

Jimmy makes the sad go away

[@lry343]

True.

[@rahulnagwanshi2348]

why are you still here then?

[@tomre2769]

A show put up on my birthday! Thanks Jimmy :-)

[@diedetilanus4563]

I allways put you in my ear when I go to sleep, thank you so much for uploading this

[@manubishe]

How is that a thing? I do that too, but don't quite get what's the catch.

[@tematatata]

All these full shows! Legend!

[@Poppomatic64]

Let’s go I needed this today so very bad!!

[@Fifury161]

Thanks for sharing this!

[@vickil3256]

I have gone with the flow all the way until, “you know what’s great about being a vet…?” 😂🤣I’m dying!

[@j-lly_4117]

The guy that said ‘no’ in the beginning 😂

[@lisae.3325]

Thank you Jimmy. You are generous and brilliant.

[@mister8765]

Great start!! Ha! Loving it!!

[@1971jwing]

The good thing about you Jimmy is you wont give up.

[@derekwall200]

i will say right now Mr Carr, your laugh doesn't make me giggle but your routine does. so i salute you. cheers

[@michaelwargo5301]

Thank you Jimmy ...I had a blast

[@blast2686]

Are u Muslim?

[@notorioussneaky678]

@@blast2686 that’s Islam 😂

[@dawidrypinski155]

Amazing, pure comedy gold!

[@ducklingghost7182]

God bless this man

[@rofalmatt]

Thanks Jimmy appreciate the full upload

[@groovyMysterioso]

Fucking brilliant! On my bucket list, is a trip to Britain to get razzed by the talented Mr Carr. Thanks for donating a dvd for public view!

[@geoffreyschuchardt5350]

Thank you, needed this cheer up today

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Thank you Jimmy, you and your new hair are crushing it!!!

[@policeheldaccountable8342]

Always a amazing show, So funny

[@DanielLopez-up6os]

Absolute Gold that still holds up.

[@Micro296]

thank you for uploading it

[@michaelkyle2150]

That Intro 😂 I fucking love this guy. Never disappoints 😂

[@fusakei1825]

I was like “dafuqs a fruit machine”

[@triPixel]

a slot machine

[@gonzalosepulvedalabra9186]

muy bueno su stand up don Jimmy, saludos desde Chile

[@sonnyvargeson9770]

Seeing u in august, can't waitttt

[@tenkin5105]

Thank you Jimmy!

[@anthonykarlsson5166]

Awesome as allways.😂😂 love from Sweden.

[@ilovethe90s91]

2021 and this is still good 😊

[@BbqMikeG]

Crowd work at it’s best!

[@haydenfloyd7862]

This made my day!

[@lucadynamo3758]

It’s amazing how much more of this I understand now I’m older

[@info0]

Jimmy Carr the greatest comedian to grace us with full DVD show on KZbin :D. #madlad

[@Born_Yashish]

Thanks. This is a very funny show.

[@BrianLopez-dv7ep]

Jimmy Carr is my hero! He could be the best comedian ever.

[@voice88out]

I can’t believe that was in 2005!! Jimmy has been so funny since ever

[@danielfreytes3965]

love you jimmy!!

[@failuretocommunicate4976]

Ah love Jimmy Carr. It’d be awesome to see him live.

[@GwG-aka-TheGoatee]

loved your hair at the begining :D

[@MRPricks]

Thanks for putting this up Jimmy I wouldn't like to heckle you during a show I would 🤐 and hide 🍻

[@phillippowis7398]

Thanks Jimmy!

[@torernning8652]

You and Lee Mack are my favourite british comedians.

[@lisae.3325]

Thank you for this.

[@ELEKTRO_Official]

I need this in my life 😭😭

[@beth-annrock237]

Love Jimmy Carr!!! He’s an amazing comedian!!! ❤

[@baronmarshland3357]

Cheers Jimmy.

[@williamalexander7481]

Thank you for the laughs

[@twonumber22]

Love your roasts Jimmy

[@deanstewart27]

Ahh yes the Carol jokes before Rachel.... Gold

[@jamesheath7601]

Thanks Jimmy 👍

[@aidanbell6038]

That youtube outro was legendary!

[@wrathofainz]

I love Jimmy's comic style. Lots of quick jokes, usually involving wordplay. It makes people think. The audience interaction is also fantastic; he and they can keep throwing flak at each other in good faith. There's nothing quite like a good heckle. I was surprised he called out that lady who flipped him off _and made her laugh about it._ If I have any criticism it's that he too often subverts expectations in crude ways such that it becomes predictable. 1:07:05 you legit have to take the dead animal with you or pay a fee. It's not too bad, I reckon there's a garbage can somewhere between the vet and your car.

[@cardboardhero9950]

The joke he used on Carol Vorderman gets used again on Rachel Riley in a few years! Talk about callback.

[@spawnofnamaah]

Legend!

[@ondrejsedlak4935]

53:39 I once attended a Japanese funeral. It was half a day as they still expected me to go work afterwards. Last thing I did in the early afternoon was pick up the bones of my wife's grandma after she was put through the incinerator. The workplace conversation was awkward to say the least.

[@ernestdougherty3162]

Lmfao he's so funny love it