"Feel Free To Heckle" | Telling Jokes BONUS MATERIAL | Jimmy Carr

In this EXCLUSIVE Bonus Material from Telling Jokes I encourage the audience to heckle me the best they can.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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[@CoolBeansGG]

I swear, if Jimmy Carr laughs at the beach all seagulls would gather around him and praised him as their overlord !

[@zapkvr]

You can stop swearing. It's a put on

[@darksidedanny2671]

I just cried from laughter at your comment well done

[@Hashmir87]

they already do Steven Seagull told me

[@civiere]

well done sir!

[@majdhaddad5348]

Imagine him and Andrew Schultz all the seagulls in the world would gather around their kings 😂😂

[@jennifer86010]

Jimmy never seems like he is a stand-up comic. Instead, he seems like just a fun guy, talking in a conversational way. The jokes are in there, but his delivery is so casual and story-like that it all seems like he's a very funny friend talking to you, never a stand-up comic doing a routine of jokes. Excellent writing, where he gets away with doing taboo humor in a skillfully packaged way. Brilliant comedian !!

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Agreed i would love to meet him and have a laugh together!

[@thegameroflegends2093]

What... what does taboo jokes mean

[@yutup7806]

That’s what stand up comedians do bro lol

[@tibik.8407]

@@thegameroflegends2093 Jokes about heavy, serious, or just easy to be offended by topics like abuse, pedophiles, or just fat-shaming or women-jokes.

[@thegameroflegends2093]

@@tibik.8407 right thanks

[@mew9985]

Mouse's bladder seemed pretty upset lol

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Seemed like he went from the front row to never booking Jimmy Carr tickets again.

[@weirdunclebob]

I'm surprised he was there in the first place. People going to see a comedian usually have a sense of humour.

[@aleksmdgreat]

@@weirdunclebob inflated sense of self-importance. Ability to appreciate when the joke's on others but not to laugh at yourself I imagine.

[@manbearpig7359]

He's a plant. It's Jon Richardson

[@jbear.4092]

@@manbearpig7359 no, it's not lmao.

[@the_clownprince]

Lesson learned: Dont sit in the front row at a Jimmy Carr show....

[@LuckyMthombeni]

With Jimmy nobody is safe. He can shout your name across the hall.

[@modo7911]

Do sit... just dont go for a piss and try to be humble when the joke hits you... that's all...

[@yourdailydoseofnegativity189]

I did in Montreal a few years ago. He noticed we had a camera for sight seeing and told us to take a picture. Immediately he flipped off the camera 😂😂

[@lateshpatil5307]

And that's how you avoid "I fucked your mum"

[@Hamppariranskis]

And whatever you do DON'T open your goddamn mouth

[@ZalmanKrause]

Whaaaatttt that improv is quick af

[@charlie1867]

ye

[@Pedro-tl7jg]

its not improv u twat he has a bunch of premade lines he sets up with premade questions/interactions

[@charlieamorris04]

@@Pedro-tl7jg really? I don’t think that’s true, I doubt every single person in the audience is an actor made to help him tell jokes

[@SporkyMcFly]

@@Pedro-tl7jg Partly, but he has had more training than anyone in the business from interacting with his audience for twenty years or more.

[@calumhayes7429]

Not improvisation, he has stock put down lines.

[@kurtlee3198]

there was a kid at my high school in a band they called "we are not kings" at talent night they came but with them having a long name the drama teacher shortned it for the list W.A.N.K

[@----.__]

You should call your story book "Stories Heard In Twatsville"

[@----.__]

@TyetheRebel Especially the claps, maybe some cow-bell too!

[@MrSamuel539]

That never happened Jay

[@JM-ec5fj]

Classic mate 🙃

[@troyodia5427]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dwatts64]

7:10 The guy he's trolling in that end seat is *not* amused.

[@jayrichardson5474]

Looks like he wants to strangle him

[@jamie6669]

I hate how he tries to physically pull the other guy out the seat.

[@jinkstacks4830]

The lady next to him at the end looked pretty uncomfortable too lmao

[@Waitforit-yw7dn]

Yea he was gonna turn to a Karen 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@voxac30withstrat]

Would you be happy paying extra for those seats in the middle and then publicly humiliated and made to sit on the end by some arrogant priviledged arsehole who thinks he can treat you however he wants because he's the 'star'? Hope he waited out back after the show and kicked the prick in the nads. Not so funny then eh Jimmy?

[@lautoka63]

Ah, the name of the heckler's band. I'd always wanted to start a band, just for the fun of calling it "More awkward than heavy".

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodBallsack]

M.a.t.h for short? Gotta play some midwestern emo rock

[@FriendlyNeighborhoodBallsack]

@HANA VEJVODOVA did you mix your medisine with liqour again?

[@murraystewartj]

Worked at a place that did lawnmower repairs, and surprisingly often we'd get them in after the owner had hit a large rock or pipe in the ground or some other object. Rapidly spinning blade stops short while the engine is at full speed, and the crankshaft bends. Too expensive to repair and in almost all cases the customers would leave their dead mowers with us for disposal. We would tag them and set them aside till the end of the season. Always thought that the the description we wrote on the tag, "Bent Crank", would make a great band name. Who wouldn't want to see a concert featuring the Bent Cranks?

[@888PsyMike888]

@HANA VEJVODOVA With all that shouting you should be in a band!

[@nabulations7350]

‘Are you doing her’ jimmy ‘no she is touching my face’ actually weak 😂😭😂

[@888PsyMike888]

"She's doing me" is the correct response.

[@peytonwalsh5219]

the “what’s it like” killed me

[@shiskeyoffles]

She blushed at the end 🤭

[@sjonhigh]

7:12 he pushed it there a bit LOL

[@USMCasper]

Thanks for the introduction to Origami Dinosaur. James Brown is a little catchy along with Pretty little Raindrops.

[@B3Band]

@HANA VEJVODOVA Bad bot

[@juhaj.5616]

I like how Jimmy teases audience but still keeps it friendly. That guy was a little bit confused. i would have been too.

[@mateuszpapla]

friendly? humiliating someone publicly? it borders bullying

[@aaroncousins4750]

That wasnt "friendly" the guy pays more for a good seat to get downgraded with no refund to a shitty seat at the side

[@aaroncousins4750]

@HANA VEJVODOVA lmao ur liking ur own comments 🤣🤣

[@whitemale70]

Aaron cousins it’s because he is crazy af.

[@aaroncousins4750]

@@whitemale70 ikr u cant even understand what hes saying. Him using caps lock doesnt help either

[@CowIsBad]

6:30 the dude is going to cry lol

[@KitKat-tx3yl]

DUDE he looked like he was gonna hit Jimmy

[@pointystories582]

Yes, perhaps that would finally expel some of the excess liquid from his body.

[@dankw90]

He moved everyone up a seat purely to wind that bloke up, nothing to do with "the shot being ruined".

[@pantera6343]

He rips you apart even if you give him a complement

[@alfo149]

Heckles are heckles. No matter the intent.

[@caddis090]

@@alfo149 he did ask for it though

[@ibookboyuk]

That was amazing. Great comedy and it’s nice to see some behind-the-scenes action.

[@KT926]

That guy who left to go to the toilet didn't seem like he wanted to be there, it was written all over his face. When he came back he was trying to force that guy back out of the chair! He definitely learned a valuable lesson, never get up in the middle of the show if you're in the front row

[@lorenzopucella7898]

KT926 what did you want him to do piss himself reckon he would’ve got more stick for that

[@malchir4036]

Also don't get smashed when you're attending a comedy gig.

[@lorenzopucella7898]

HANA VEJVODOVA rah you clearly don’t speak English

[@lorenzopucella7898]

HANA VEJVODOVA and fix your caps lock

[@tiegan7158]

@@lorenzopucella7898 Are you illiterate? He's speaking English to me very well

[@SimonPhillipsPhoto]

So good to see some new content that has never been aired before, so harsh yet funny. That guy with the weak bladder was hilarious having his little tantrum after losing his seat 😂

[@SimonPhillipsPhoto]

@HANA VEJVODOVA Well someone clearly can't read what I have written....

[@SimonPhillipsPhoto]

@Marie Whitbread hahaha

[@Karenar24]

Miss your pub quiz , sad you have stopped. Thanks for the many laughs

[@alexrsps141]

Jimmy, not the hero we need but the hero we want

[@richardmattocks]

Brilliant! Love the informal style of these clips 😁

[@imluvinyourmum]

Insulting the band name Oragami Dinosaur had froboy questioning his entire existence ahaha

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

The lady who walked on stage, omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@devilchildpro]

What was that about

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

@@devilchildpro no idea, but the way he just went with it was hilarious.

[@o.b.7217]

What's there not to understand? She's a beautician working for the show. Jimmy started sweating under the spotlights, which is not good for the TV recording, so she came on stage to powder his face.

[@urbsurbisf]

This is pure gold. I cant stop replaying the situation leading to the stifled laugh at 6:43 Paired with the Sweet Caroline I think I found the loveliest moments in standup :)

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

Thanks so much for the great content, Jimmy! Real MVP

[@jkibble98]

This is the funniest stuff you've put out in a year. More bonus material

[@kellingtonlink956]

Brilliant. Thanks, Mr. Carr.

[@chrisneely8130]

This man's comeback is superpower levels!

[@Officialmryuck]

This guy is amazing. 👏🥇❤

[@shaileshrana7165]

So there is a LOT more funny material associated with every DVD he makes. Nice.

[@blueskyboys9855]

Loves these. Should have left them in the dvd.

[@moserbass]

Omg the first heckler looks exactly like Noel Redding, bass player for Jimi Hendrix! haha

[@patrickdaveintervalo]

the best jimmy!

[@akairborne]

This is pretty cool to see the behind the scenes. That, and he's funny AF

[@gazpearce3700]

Jimmy yr my new favourite comedian mate thank you

[@billybogg3602]

thanks for posting

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Yay New Stuff! The Pia Zadora story was great! She was "manufactured" it's no surprise her career bombed

[@emadthakur7643]

This is why live shows are SO MUCH BETTER than the Netflix specials 😍😂

[@MrSamuel539]

Netflix specials are a year in review show. Every joke is "hey remember that thing that happened 10 months ago well heres my opinion"

[@emadthakur7643]

MrSamuel539 I know. Doing stand up really has taught me that. Live shows are SOOO much better!

[@robrob5081]

Yet most Netflix specials are filmed in front of a live audience. No difference between watching this video.

[@qualitycontenteveryday6288]

Origami Dinosaur is actually a really good name

[@outseeker]

ty for the unseen stuff! :D

[@abdulazizabdulsalam1566]

Awesome!

[@taylorkersey8707]

7:10 the guy looks so mad 🤣

[@dylanpocock703]

I love his laugh

[@barryabberton1043]

Jimmy is soooo farken funny.

[@namename3139]

nice, I never seen these

[@skateboarder9815]

He had a Munt.. 🤣😂😆

[@mercedes3585]

loved the makeup bits! haha

[@aubwill1965]

Haha Savage af!

[@daverave9483]

That was very good

[@XtremeKremaTor]

Legend

[@FRUElimLDRvideos]

Amazing but so oooo true lol

[@directedby100]

Major heckle... 😆

[@andrewford3093]

First guy looks like a ginger stampylongnose

[@chriswakefield9538]

If you watch StampyLongNose, you're too young to be watching Jimmy Carr.

[@keenobeast5920]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWrQla18naxpi68

[@andrewford3093]

What you see, is what you get. watched him years ago don’t worry we’ve moved on hahah

[@domh4201]

Please upload this full show.

[@davidjewell3227]

jimmy the great!!

[@angelostampanoni7336]

This man is the god of wit

[@Stampistuta]

That guy must have regretted going to the toilet. 😂

[@ultrablueberry2420]

Awesome stuff Jimmy keep these Americans busy

[@tylerpaulson6689]

We need something to do, for sure.

[@misanthropic985]

If you’re bored I can think of a few things to keep ya busy 😉

[@spectranwolfinfusion]

"Was that a very long word?" 😂😂

[@RIXRADvidz]

LAUGHS!! genuine from the deep diaphragm HA HA HA laughter, guaranteed when Jimmy Carr is on my screen. Laughs are better medicine than tears, unless your laughter brings you to tears, then THAT'S!!! Some Good Laughs. Jimmy gets you there, too! Thank You Jimmy Carr for having titanium testicles to do stand up all these years.

[@evilthecat13]

ty jimbob :)

[@jonnysupreme]

Looks like a Lego man doesn't he? 😂🤦‍♂️

[@juancito88]

Now i want to know the story about his friend Emily!

[@srshouse3606]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipuYc5qkZZtol7s

[@Richard_Jones]

@@srshouse3606 Thankyou on behalf of Juan Manuel Rios.

[@jasperpaton9245]

He sounds like stampy when he laughs 😂

[@HonorRJacobs]

Please do more quizzes!

[@misanthropic985]

That laugh tho

[@murph7421]

Get em out.

[@walterzamalis4846]

Omg how will this segment turn 20 years old this decade

[@genelomas332]

yeah, in like 7 or 8 years.. so a fair way off yet..

[@MrBrownnn696]

Omg... that WO_MAN PART haha

[@kadenelson9507]

I liked the way he said collaborate

[@joeking1584]

"Is there a growth on my face?" Subtitles just having a wtf moment: "SARA GROPED ON MY FACE"

[@JediBuddhist]

Tanks JC. ! (that's Irish for Thank you) (Our Lord and Saviour) 🙏

[@kingserbon7]

Jokara brat!!! MVP!!!

[@wideawake2462]

Dude looked ready to cry when he lost his seat for having a bladder like a mouses purse.. 😂

[@secretaltruism4174]

A few of these jokes don't stand up in 2020, but I still had a good laugh

[@sirpizo555]

I love Jimmy, 6:43 straight up laughs at the guy who got mad and continues to make fun of him

[@jamesheath7601]

10:29 lol

[@Silhouex]

Jimmy looks like a retired Sheriff Woody doll.

[@michaelb2388]

Origami Dinosaur, lol 😂

[@prawtism]

New material (for KZbin), consider me pogged up!

[@daffaratsmawan584]

poor guy just trying to piss lmaoo

[@RathoGaming]

Imagine paying to just lose your seat tho poor guyyy

[@nogrills7351]

The first joke got my like.

[@mikej7591]

Lol

[@rvniam3429]

Jimmy: feel free to hackle at any joke Guy in audience: you lost weight Jimmy: you shouldnt be concered about other ppl's looks you look like a microphone. This guy really wants someone to heckle him

[@wtw1427]

Wow, well done sherlock

[@traceyscott5852]

This man is brilliant 😂 please visit us here in Australia

[@cjboyle1635]

Omg he is the drummer in the band 😂😂

[@pHilL1008]

3:40 guy with the finger in his mouth was thinking about doing some dirty stuff to the lady in the front

[@ingoseidinger424]

I lost it at the Anne Frank sequence

[@SuperMustseetv]

Not Jill Jimmy...lol....naughty!!

[@peterhober5681]

Poor girl ending up next to Grumpy. She's trying so hard not to laugh when Jimmy goes at him a bit.

[@QuanTumm1357]

4:01 ever seen Spies Are Forever?

[@the_original_van_d]

“Womb-man” 🤣

[@ItsNotMeitsYouTu8e]

Munt. My new favourite word

[@stevenmaoudis1419]

He was not happy being moved - he looked so upset :)

[@WhatdidIsayagain]

Origami Dinosaur bout to get some free marketing

[@eljay2224]

Come to belfast jimmy pls

[@Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming]

origami dinosaur is actually a real band on spotify....

[@flashnostalgic]

whens telling jokes full show being uploaded?

[@lemon9.9]

How many times "what makes them tic" was used as outro

[@lemon9.9]

@HANA VEJVODOVA wtf you talking about

[@Just-Me023]

I would be just as upset over losing my seat. You choose your seat when you buy tickets, so you’re paying for the seat you chose. I would be furious at the theatre for letting this happen. Was funny to watch, tho 😅😂

[@kobrien4121]

Yes, but he would be closer to the toilet 🚽

[@BikingVikingHH]

yeah, but its also rude to get up during a show that you know, because they announce it clearly, is being filmed. Its generally fop aux to get up during any show like that, and losing your seat i guess is the price... sure, the "continuity" angle is a bit weak to hide behind, but he also IS KNOWN for roasting the audience... Id say it is a wash

[@anyexpat]

Not true, many small comedy specials you get a ticket and you pick a seat the end. i havev been to hundreds

[@iloveyoushima4953]

@@BikingVikingHH So he’s just supposed to piss himself?

[@sam9242]

Really? She's in the attic was a George Burns story.

[@modsoul1]

It’s been recycled by many people m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rJuUgZ-ufNlmp7c

[@randomlistener5405]

He looks like real old Sheldon 🤣🤣🤣🤣