Jimmy Carr's Valentines Roast | Jimmy Carr

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[@lexxwhite747]

Ahhh valentines. The international day of recognition for cupid stunts.

[@daviddonald9738]

Or recto verso! 😅

[@happivaras]

​@@daviddonald9738 Look up "Spoonerisms" Do u know these peep'ole? Wick Dodd Killy Sunt Rrr Ewe hitme wooston ?

[@karensykes7778]

​@@daviddonald9738😂😂❤😂❤😮ui967⁷7😅😅😅

[@adammm3259]

This guy actually encouraged people to take the Poke!! The people remember!!!!!

[@CJ-ft9yo]

That took me 3 seconds!

[@SubtleSpell]

As someone who has recently been broken up with after a long-term relationship, I really appreciate this, Jimmy.

[@tarekzaghloul8722]

Since I've started watching Jimmy, nothing else even compares to the laughs he gives me 😂

[@PhreekPestilence]

Bill Burr is solid too mate

[@jerryjungle5717]

But once you've heard the jokes, you've heard them. Once is enough. This Wayne Carr 😂 has milked them dry.

[@UnholiestJedi]

What else has he been giving you?

[@gregkral4467]

not even the mirror? hehe, I agree, Jimmy has such a subtle humor.... love all the ..... inuendo, or is it spelled inyourendo.

[@prii_das]

I've just spent my valentine's day watching Jimmy. best valentine's day ever !!!

[@s.o.s.exploration2412]

Jimmy Carr's comedic personality is explained in the very first segment. Seemingly sweet in the beginning, then straight into the sour. Lmao! 😂

[@jasonnewby4908]

He's like a walking Sour Patch Kids commercial

[@dondoodat]

Valentine's Day is fine for couples, but I think there should be a day to celebrate being single too. I was thinking maybe Palm Sunday........?

[@suru2774]

😂

[@dhcgvvchnchb1161]

Trying to be Jimmy 😂 Good joke

[@-_James_-]

That's every day, isn't it?

[@gongoozleriam9783]

I want to see you live in America someday. I looked at the tour dates and looks like definitely not this tour, but I’d still love for it to happen in the future.

[@gregkral4467]

Canadians like doggy sytle...... so they can both watch the hockey game during.

[@DabeJim]

Muy oportuno, gracias, Jimmy!

[@konrad7492]

Thank You Jimmy

[@karinbarger9192]

I guess these were all bits and pieces from the past, but as I hadn’t ever seen him other than hosting “8 Out Of 10….”, I absolutely loved this!

[@dogchaser520]

Great collection!

[@mr-gummi]

Just bought tickets to see you in Portland, can't wait!

[@johndewitt4198]

Where at mods? Helium?

[@johndewitt4198]

Moda

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

I need a valentines

Love you Jimmy

[@sKitZoBonKa]

A bulldog eating mayonnaise 😂

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

This is going to be so fun to watch on Redbar =D

[@justmathew]

"All round the world"... Whilst not a tax haven, Mauritius is still a lovely place to visit...

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes 😊

[@KrugerFS]

Why is your show so expensive in South Africa. Keep up the good work Jimmy,

[@DJF1947]

I long thought that GSOH stood for, 'good salary, own home'. Guess I'm just a cynic.

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

Amen

[@AudriaOdom-fr2zs]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣😂☠🔥 yep, you got the jokes🤗💛🤣😂☠🔥👏👏👏👏👏

[@barryjacobs8524]

He’s great isn’t he. 😊

[@SadDrake13]

Distraction is such a better show than Sex and the City! Good onya, Channel 4!👍👍👍

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

I've been single since I left California

[@cas5936]

He speaks so fast and with the accent...sometimes it's hard to understand him...my bad.😂

[@keepitreal1547]

It's because he's British & speaks real English.

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

Now im las vegas waiting to be abducted by my cult

[@happivaras]

That's What They're For 🤯😵‍💫😵

[@harper7509]

You're gonna give back what you stole too

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Gargle

[@user-yc9pj4dy6k]

I miss my real baby daddy's

[@terryallan235]

Agreed. I'll watch Jimmy over a thick steak with the fat on.

[@xAlLeNt21]

seeing Jimmy's progression over the years makes me wonder if coke is as bad as my school teachers say

[@simonrodgers8902]

Did anyone call the number for the incurable romantic?

[@AQUASURF]

Jimmy if you read this... You look ill mate and many people including myself are concerned you are actually ok. Wishing you all the best mate with whatever you may be going through.

[@planningpersonlaidbackdeep1273]

All the jimmy carr valentine clips are from years ago. Hes been open about having surgery recently. Ive seen recent podcast interviews and he looks great.

[@kirstenweir633]

a lot of these are old and whether it's old or new he doesn't look ill. He's had a little surgery which he's openly talked about and he's lost weight which again he has talked about (like when he said about adding more grey to porridge)

[@carrigancooper9562]

Jimmy Carr is amazing at reading cards to the audience

[@shaunrobertson1064]

Yeah. But most of it is sharp responses and a few are set ups. Does it matter. He is smart as fork.

[@teresatv9209]

Just go away then sad sack!

[@happivaras]

9:15~9:21 That's an accomplishment And a horrible image

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Spiderman

[@user-mk1es1ok7x]

Sometimes I feel a bit like a bell end

[@Veogatosgrises]

..had to google the meaning

[@gregkral4467]

wonder if anyone still uses the clapper to switch on their lights. Bet sex in that room makes it look kinda haunted.

[@russ8544]

Jimmy "anti woke" Carr is a breath of fresh air, met him in St Tropez a few years ago with his partner, sat around the marina, they appeared at peace with the world, and he was totally approachable, and a true gent. Let's make sure that Jimmy is protected by the British public, we need more like him.

[@josephrankin9406]

...Shake it about a bit and I'll tell you...

[@user-dj7lm9dn1k]

Write some new material already !

[@moron821]

yeah well done reusing all thisold stuff

[@suru2774]

3rd comment

[@fromalandfarfaraway4192]

I enjoy Jimmy’s humor, but new content would be nice.

[@ScienceSupersedesFaith]

In this annoyingly woke-vegan world we need people like Jimmy!

[@meht43-BringitBadger]

Clown alert activated

[@30daymissionman]

So you are pro animal abuse ?

[@heypachalive]

don’t forget about conservative and religious snowflakes who try to cancel every other person that takes the piss. comedy, as jimmy has said, takes the big scary thing and puts it on the ground for all to laugh at. this is often the status quo and long-standing institutions - and those who align with more traditional lines of thought often find themselves the subject of ridicule and lash out at anything they perceive as novel or progressive.

[@478AB92]

I'm vegan but not woke

[@markdudnyk5779]

I mean, Jimmy is pretty much a liberal

[@dave-huston-dublin]

Will he now apologise to the vaccine injured.

[@MadHatter91]

Is it just me but the girl who said is it in yet have a big nose.....

[@orriblecol6587]

me and my partner went and saw jimmy live and was disappointed did not even do his signature laugh will never pay to see him again