Royal Variety Performance FULL SHOW | Jimmy Carr: Live

[@jimmycarr]

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[@Martial-Mat]

I love the way the audience slowly warms to him, and the way that he has the confidence to keep it low key throughout and just trust to them to get to his level.

[@imaner76]

Well it's fair to say you've improved with age Jimmy. The older and blinder I get the better you look.

[@danielwait8555]

It's from 2004, unfortunately.

[@EddieKMusic]

Daniel Wait No it's not, it's from Britain

[@isaacsanchez5922]

@@danielwait8555 the jokes still works honestly

[@j.chiari4222]

He was quite a sturdy chap back then, huh?

[@generalmonkey7340]

You know your a Jimmy Carr fan when you have heard most of these jokes already

[@licensetodrive9930]

...but you still watch it :)

[@Fizz-Pop]

Heard all of them before. Still watched, and still laughed.

[@generalmonkey7340]

Of course he is amazing

[@danijelujcic8644]

you're*

[@tskinternational1915]

He's awesome

[@04hansfordsam]

lol. The little smile at 4:57 you just know he was thinking about Phillip and the Queen before his next joke :D

[@kanadbhaumik3241]

This comment is underrated and probably true!

[@MythicSuns]

Back when Jimmy used to talk like a psychic.

[@asdfhklljfztvvw3686]

He was

[@subspecies5651]

Asdfhklljfztvv w Is

[@rickvandam3238]

Will become

[@warren52nz]

Interesting to see Jimmy on his best behaviour. I like it more when he goes with the "No Rules" approach though. :-)

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Back when jimmy couldn’t afford a tailor.

[@kyrie4451]

He was still paying taxes back then.

[@ooferrell]

@@kyrie4451 oof

[@genabla]

😂

[@snoopythedog3266]

This way his break out event, his career took off after this do he says

[@merdufer]

Back when Jimmy was literally the biggest face in British comedy.

[@SKa-tt9nm]

merdufer he’s affecting my menstrual cycle right now. And I’m a man in America.

[@MartinWillett]

@twankyjoe Pass me a ruler.

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

Russel Howard? Michael McIntyre? Rowan Atkinson? Sean Lock? John Richardson? Kevin Bridges? Ect.

[@merdufer]

@@ieuan._.ch4n945 No. His face was literally the biggest.

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

@@merdufer How about Bill Bailey

[@Genxr66]

We shall call you the little Jimmy Carr of the lockdown. More please...

[@swaybryan524]

The most intellectual comedian...this was a masterpiece Keep it up fam

[@filmfelineadmin]

Carlin, then Car...

[@djpass-mi4bi]

The audience was pretty cold until he made fun of Americans.

[@arnandegans]

Yep, not a good start.

[@billybogg3602]

@@arnandegans but true

[@hornetobiker]

Middle class english.

[@michaelrawson6261]

@@hornetobiker:...yep, can't beat it!!!

[@gillybuzz]

@@michaelrawson6261 unless youre a rat a couple 100 years ago

[@briangreen6602]

The slow and creepy early presenting style is as fun as the jokes.

[@jamiereekie9342]

He couldn't really do his A grade vulgar stuff in front of the Royals..

[@gwishart]

It wasn't the royals (in this case Prince Charles) that were the issue - it's the fact that it's a family-oriented variety show that's broadcast pre-watershed.

[@dianathompson7597]

Do lizards have humor

[@tex1751]

Diana Thompson wtf 😂

[@tomaszkramny1841]

gwishart verzexobvxmemxxmrbv

[@blod40]

Diana Thompson Nope

[@outseeker]

such a solid set, well performed! i still laughed throughout even though i knew the punchlines :)

[@kevinbrendan0749]

Seeing Jimmy this nervous is in itself nerve racking

[@Wecoc1]

Damn, that shirt... He must've been eating a lot of spicy food.

[@swaybryan524]

Designer Ankara...very classy fam

[@SteveCowlishaw]

Back when Jimmy was first programmed, I think it must've been on Windows 95 because that speech pattern is kind of low grade! The later models seem more human but they have a weird backwards laugh.

[@grizllyman]

You get better results after you wash your face of blood.

[@hilmanic28]

That boxers bit was gold lol

[@UkSapyy]

Ever in doubt make fun of the Americans and the English audience will warm right up.

[@frankhannaway]

This must be the hardest gig there is.

[@blittz10]

His delivery is much better now. Still funny back then

[@PCStPierre]

Keyser Söze that’s because somehow the Brits are better at taking a joke.

[@templetonpeck393]

Definitely odd seeing the earlier stuff. It's so much more polished and relaxed now.

[@_Duke_]

I was 292 days old when you preformed this.

[@ducheswannabe]

I have a crush on Jimmy's eyebrows. The rest of him too, but his eyebrows here are just... *chef's kiss

[@Yan-gn7jb]

duchesswannabe gayyyyyyyyy

[@ducheswannabe]

@@Yan-gn7jb LOL. I'm a woman you dunce. XD But even if I was gay SO WHAT?? He's friggin ssssssexy. Facts are facts :P

[@thesos320]

@@ducheswannabe lol

[@NewMessage]

I wonder if Andrew was in the audience, desperately hoping there were no paedo jokes.

[@runedudez]

This is from 2004

[@NewMessage]

@@runedudez I know. But back then, Andrew knew what he was, and I'm sure so did most of the people close to him.

[@Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games]

@@runedudez _*Facepalm_

[@plaguebringer420]

@Aslan T Vorlon you didn't hear about jeffrey epsteins friend, Prince Andrew?

[@falconpowerful2362]

Plague Bringer, I thought he was just regular sized.

[@ThomasEWalker]

The man is a super genius.

[@sagehansonsings5101]

Thank you so much for your jokes! They're getting me through quarantine. :)

[@richardlynch8009]

My, how the delivery has changed!

[@sapphire2012gray]

Love Jimmy Carr, so funny and omg so attractive 😍

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

4:16 I knew what was coming. Wait... Have I just heard it before? 😋

[@sarahglover3286]

I love that it's as funny but doesn't have to run around like Michael McIntyre!

[@MartinMcMartin]

Jimmy is a comedian, Mcintyre is a sideshow.

[@brody16118]

Martin McMartin Michele McIntyre is shite

[@rahulsaindane2371]

Thanks for the video..

[@MrWombatsan]

I enjoyed that. Thanks mate, I needed a good laugh

[@yardwolves2773]

Thanks for posting JC

[@alianofann]

Thanks for uploading!!

[@zachs.6714]

It's a bit risqué for a royal performance. I love it!

[@Madmax-rz5hz]

That cheered me up

[@mimoochodom2684]

The guy's a master at working rooms. He knows when to hold back with just enough, and when to unleash.

[@HelmetBlissta]

He is. And he does. Do you know Stewart Lee?

[@mimoochodom2684]

@@HelmetBlissta No. I'll look him up. Thanks.

[@shan8767]

Nice throwback!

[@ericmelton4630]

Proud of jimmy. He wanted to say #%^* so badly.

[@zuti071]

Great, i haven't see this show so far.

[@fedswithful]

Go on JRE Mr Carr

[@Kartongplasma]

Love the "Window seat or isle" joke, haven't heard him use in more recent times

[@theorionproject6172]

Heard Harry Enfield doing it before him.

[@terratec1001]

I wonder in which year Jimmy started doing that laugh he does?

[@JakkFrost1]

You mean when he stopped faking a "normal" laugh and went back to his real laugh?

[@blittz10]

@@JakkFrost1 No

[@JakkFrost1]

@@blittz10 you do know that laughing on the inhale is Jimmy's normal laugh, right?

[@EmmaRiddle543]

2009, is when he was confident enough to do his own laugh.

[@wearetomorrowspast.5617]

Nice sermon.

[@phoebefrancis4571]

Hey, you look really young in this vid. 😂 I think you look better now x

[@schtaiv]

Phoebe Francis its from 2004

[@phoebefrancis4571]

Schtaiv1973 Ik 😂

[@Sloth_and_Badger]

That was hard work 😉

[@apaidavidluka1451]

Always funny Jimmy carr.

[@apaidavidluka1451]

Like I said!.......

[@MartinMcMartin]

Jimmy is fucking awesome to put up this entertainment in these shite times.

[@michaelwargo5301]

Gotta love me some Jimmy...

[@willsterofleicester]

Was the gig part of your community service?!

[@thom7724]

A proper woman doesn't wear a watch.... there's a clock on the stove! LOL

[@AngelicusImmortus]

Dying a death... this how you go down in flames!

[@HeshamChybli]

Me in quarantine like 👁👄👁

[@HaveYouMetNick]

I adore Jimmy Carr, but the best one liner comedian is Mitch Hedberg (RIP).

[@samstrachan9754]

His material has gotten a lot better since this. This is from 2004. Also this is his clean material, if you really want to watch him shine check out his dirty humor

[@paulbushen4049]

I used to like mitch hedberg, I used to and I still do too.

[@loughman2629]

That's better Jimmy, Haha....I don't have to rack my feeble brain, trying to answer your ?????s

[@decentblackkny1201]

His delivery sounds super different

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

Hello from Gibraltar Jimmy

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

@T M lived here my whole life. Born and raised here

[@colmmurphy1162]

hes really improved from this

[@csurname]

I know it's a Safe Set for the Royal Variety, and Jimmy's developed his style since, but it's interesting to see him working a ponderous, Demetri Martin-inspired manner, with nice jokes that don't lean on shock appeal. I wonder when he dropped the posh voice and slow manner.

[@neil12]

Colin Surname I was literally thinking how much this reminded me of Demetri Martin

[@csurname]

​@@neil12 Jimmy's openly a big fan, definitely back in 2004! Both are ponderous, speaking as if the thought just occurred. The main stylistic distinction here is Jimmy's slow, refined, overly posh voice, and how he spaces out after each punchline, as if he doesn't quite get that he's cracking jokes (a Paul Merton trick, Milton Jones does a speedier version). Demetri does not act oblivious. The content similarity is how these jokes all involve pedantically misinterpreting something. Jimmy acts more snobbish and bigoted, which he'd hone into his style, Demetri more genuine and technically correct. Note how Jimmy incorporated slideshows in later shows, similarly to Demetri's visual elements, but his style also became a lot more insulting and whipsmart.

[@neil12]

Colin Surname you’re very correct and I love your analyses on both of them. Glad someone else has great taste in humor 👍🏻

[@msrainbowbrite]

He looks so young here

[@Susansays1]

Love ✨ This ✨ 👆

[@tribalpeacock]

Who were the royal guests during this performance?

[@gwishart]

Charles, Prince of Wales. Hence Jimmy apologising to the royal box after the environmentalist/destruction of Wales joke.

[@spadeghostvampire7777]

Norfolk, I got to remember that line.

[@johnyrocket0015]

Did he buy that shirt from James May

[@jamesheath7601]

Jimmy is so funny

[@murkyseb]

Back when jimmy wore cool shirts

[@windoc2]

wow that was ages ago, you still had baby fat. keep up the good work

[@MartinWillett]

This is good but he got better, although on the plus side back then he left the laughter to the audience.

[@JesusisJesus]

Ahh ahh ahhhhh.

[@dafunnyman3544]

Jimmy if you’re reading this, more vulgar the better, continue your great work

[@Sir_Billions]

This was a very short "FULL SHOW" Jimmy.

[@sciencehistoryandentertain734]

He was not the only one performing at the Royal Variety Show. Performances on the night included: Shane Richie, Natasha Kaplinsky, Funny Girls, Jamelia, Jimmy Carr, Brian McFadden and Delta Goodrem, Round the Horne Revisited, Girls Aloud, The Producers, Josh Groban, Ennio Marchetto, Michael Bublé, Lemar, Elton John, Billy Elliot the Musical, Dara Ó Briain, Royal Variety Dancers and Capital Voices, Denise van Outen, David Omer and Yamil Borges, Will Smith, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Gwen Stefani, Liza Minnelli, English National Opera and Cliff Richard

[@christopherbedford9897]

RVS standups - or indeed any act - doesn't get more than 10 minutes

[@td4190]

Okay but I have to give you credit on the Viagra joke

[@dariusk7686]

I think it goes without saying...

[@angusmackaskill3035]

Nuff said

[@nicholashernandez4611]

6:55 Could someone explain this joke? Windham? Dead leg? This joke went over my head. Maybe it’s a British thing?

[@mi1kyj037]

It wasn't Windham. It was wind him. To wind a baby is to help them burp (lifting them to your shoulder and patting them on the back). However to wind someone can also mean to hit someone hard in the abdomen so as to have them temporarily struggle breathing. So, he was mixing up the meaning when he said "She asked me to wind him". Giving someone a dead leg is to hit them hard in the leg as to temporarily lose feeling. So the next layer of the joke was to propose a dead leg, rather than winding the baby since he "misunderstood" when she asked him to wind the baby

[@m1994a3jagnew]

I wish this wasn't royal variety so Jimmy could really just let loose with the offensive jokes

[@tomtom21194]

A joke about pizza express before it was so relevent

[@jimmyoakmeister]

It's like a proto-Milton Jones. And I don't know if that's a compliment or not

[@paulmatkin7392]

Funniest guy going ..

[@st0mper121]

Full show in 10 min? i really want to go see this guy live but if his full shows is only 10 min long. im not going to bother. ill just stick with youtube i guess

[@nonwatcher]

Might want to check what's Royal Variety show.

[@sandrasetin1721]

Don’t hate Americans ! We are watching you from Tampa , Florida

[@ZOMGbies]

Back when Jizza was a shy young man haha

[@dallasl3688]

Back when Jimmy was a bit heavier and had his original hairline, bless him.

[@Zaruf]

Jimmy Carr:: I pronounce words properly Also Jimmy Carr: I SOAR an advert...

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

Not an easy gig!

[@FirenWithLime]

I didn't understand the dog is for life/office party joke at all, so if anyone could please explain it...

[@pringlecake]

He's calling "unattractive" women you might hook up with at the office Christmas party "dogs".

[@christopherbedford9897]

From back in the day when he just went out there and told a bunch of one-liners...

[@kimothy595]

Jimmy kinda looks like the creepy doll on what will be the next, best horror movie. Got the voice to go with the act too! (No hate, think it’s good!)

[@subspecies5651]

I think it goes without saying

[@Noodles-hp9yh]

Brilliant. So toned down for the stiffs though. I bet if he was allowed he could of gone to town!

[@gwishart]

To be fair, it's a supposed to be a family-friendly variety show that's broadcast in the early evening - quite different from Jimmy Carr's usual programmes.

[@pltopper771]

again old stuff just newly uploaded

[@javidmirza4584]

I got similar shirt

[@kesfitzgerald1084]

A slow burn...

[@adityashrestha2774]

ah!ah!aH!

[@jaider9579]

Can someone explain the dog is for life not just for Christmas joke for me pls

[@peterandersson3812]

Team Trees Don’t make out with an ugly woman (aka a ”dog”) at a drunken office party.

[@jaider9579]

@@peterandersson3812 ty

[@DrNoBrazil]

What has he done to his face... He was still looking human back then.

[@_J.F_]

When are the COVID-19 jokes going to get aired?

[@silvershck5237]

Something feels odd about this performance, not like the usual 😂

[@doctorpicardnononono7469]

i don't get the admiral insurance joke?