Jimmy Kimmel on Trump’s SOTU & Iowa Caucus

[@windwoman3549]

Heh heh heh . . . great opening. Thought it was legit for a second!

[@cmac1350]

Honestly should be how he's introduced everywhere. Same guy doing it aswell

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

if YOU SCRAMBLE EGGS,you break them,mix them together and then heat and stir the mixture in a pan

[@crystalheart9]

OMG, me too! I thought it was for real!

[@jessicabraden5441]

Me too!🤣🤣

[@hamzterix]

Well done Jimmy, one of your best videos.

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Make the toast and scramble the eggs

[@KimChilds75]

Can we all agree that America's 2 greatest national treasures are Fred Willard & Betty White? And they must be protected at all costs!

[@driftbandit4740]

The intro is so damn funny.

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

I think it was admirable of the Generals didn’t rise.

[@andrewstein3777]

Hal is like the grandpa 👴🏿 from dirty grandpa 👴🏿

[@Crazybutter722]

Imagine the president giving you a scholarship or bringing your loved one home and some talk show host makes fun of it

[@grandmaheidi5757]

AMEN! It's a disgrace!

[@adamary8599]

Disgrace is an understatement, this is what people do under hate influence

[@Jabootie-oz1cb]

At least the Iowa Caucus went as planned

[@codyh2907]

This monologue and those who found it so humorous is sad. Unfortunately, it's somewhat telling of who liberals are becoming. If you don't understand why then I rest my case.

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Case rested

[@gregarnst3711]

Come on - have a laugh!

[@MrWhatahelisdis]

What's sad is there are still people who actually like and defend the moron in the White House.

[@forest69ist]

More truth than comedy

[@DaveBailiff]

Why? Only liberals laugh at trump? Dont be daft, Trump is a moron and he deserves ridicule.

[@gregmayo]

The space force, inside trumps head

[@rul4522]

If nobody praised you- you do it yourself!

[@henrylavoie9132]

Trump still's WIN! WIN! WIN! and that's the truth!

[@ruthbelda3887]

Fabulous!

[@luluharshie3929]

Let’s be honest: we believed the beginning because nothing surprises us anymore

[@tselengbotlhole750]

Absolutely 😂😂😂😂

[@alijahconnor5841]

I know Im asking the wrong place but does someone know of a way to log back into an Instagram account? I was stupid forgot my account password. I appreciate any help you can give me.

[@sterlingbraden4270]

@Alijah Connor instablaster :)

[@alijahconnor5841]

@Sterling Braden Thanks for your reply. I found the site thru google and Im in the hacking process atm. I see it takes quite some time so I will reply here later with my results.

[@audioa41]

The lie detector test part was hilarious!

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Make the toast and scramble the eggs...MAke the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs...Make the toast and scramble the eggs..

[@lucasblanton5203]

Yes it was

[@marshamariner7897]

That exactly what would happen if he was hooked up 😂😅🤣🇺🇸🌹💖

[@Kemaaaaa]

I was so confussed about that beginning :D for the moment I really thought this is what happened there..

[@christinebuckingham8369]

Lukáš Herman One can dream!!!

[@TheLampMan-JaE]

I thought it was,

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

We cannot be surprised by his stupidity anymore that's why.

[@manishreddy2307]

Your graphics guy deserves a shout out!! 😂😂

[@karengummer6657]

Especially after the explosion. Very well done!

[@manishreddy2307]

Karen Gummer yeahh!! Funny!!!

[@shaggybrown420]

Y?

[@sovereignbutterfly1341]

18 year war puts that war in Afghanistan in Bushe's era! Stop blaming Democracts! Protectees! Brings quite a new meaning when you need to be protected from yourselves! Liars!

[@lucablazer7844]

Manish Reddy and a charge

[@AveT123]

The somehow still president of the United States 😂😂😂

[@마음-i4n]

Jimmy Kimmel has a great sense of humor. From Vietnam with love

[@gripngrin123]

I used to like Jimmy Kimmel's videos until he started obsessing over and crying about trump. Just make people laugh. That is your job. If your going to dig at Republicans then you have to dig at Democrats. Otherwise your going to lose a fan base due to your personal opinion, which no one cares to hear. Just throw a couple jabs at liberals every once in awhile to make it seem like your not a crying liberal.

[@andrewleakey3149]

TG FIT he is a crying liberal, though....

[@steamyyyy]

am i the only one that doesn't find anything funny about this

[@koz3]

Yes

[@fatalshore5068]

People laugh while democracy dies. Hilarious I know.

[@brremortensen257]

Yes, you are the only one

[@Mo79reed]

William Feuquay yes you are😂

[@ceocommunications1248]

William Feuquay jimmy is just angry.... he knows President Trump will be re-elected. He is just angry. Just like that kid in high school who never got laid.

[@sultan9167]

9:10 the look on the general's face 😂 it's like wtf this man(trump) saying

[@slayert-rav5835]

This Trump bullying is gettin old whether u like him or not some decency for someone way more successful then anyone you could put on that camera

[@Br3w_tv]

Slayer T-rav it’s becoming redundant. It’s infiltrated everything from sports to joe blows cooking show lol

[@adamary8599]

I’m saying! This is SO annoying

[@Canuckmom128]

Slayer T-rav Right...Decency...like saying "When you're famous you can do anything...grab 'Em by the pussy" and successful...like declaring Bankruptcy 7 times. Right ! Stop drinking the Kool-Aid..your POTUS is a Con Artist...and a Sociopath...and a Kremlin Asset.

[@peterpiper7441]

I guess we could ask Trump to stop bullying, but I doubt he would pay any attention.

[@goovialisticprofunks]

All you whiners are literally re electing him. Congratulations and thanks for the circus.

[@ambedex]

Hes done Mr. Gobbledegook. Enjoy your 15 cause he's not going for 4 more.

[@goovialisticprofunks]

Dan Yell thanks again. Keep going.

[@rffl_crash8904]

Well said bro

[@rffl_crash8904]

@@ambedex LMFAO. I'm coming straight back to this comment section to laugh at you in November. I look forward to the liberal tears😂

[@Ch17638]

Romney has the face of someone thinking, "so you didnt want me as president but this guy? Still can not believe it, I am still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out and say you been punkd"

[@OdinsCloud]

When Romney ran I did not vote Same for McCain. When Trump ran I voted for him!

[@joaquinpaul3912]

@God Bless America love you republican cunts. Never fail to disappoint. Bless your vile racist hearts

[@keyb1ademaster812]

God Bless America it’s called satire... and in case you missed it, he made fun of the Iowa Democratic Caucuses from 7:07 til the end of the video. I’m from Iowa and I couldn’t stop laughing. Lighten up and get a sense of humor.

[@chicodalianis8004]

What Fox News doesn’t tell you is that Romney, McCain and Kerry had gotten more (eligible) votes than trump... trump never really won an election, Hillary lost it I just hope democrats learned their lesson cause after the Iowa caucus , it sounds like they might have short term memory loss

[@lullaby508]

That's s long face.

[@walcoman]

Leaders of the biggest military just stunned by the idiocy of their supreme leader, hilarious! 😂

[@TomHendricksMusea]

The Space Force ... And the aliens are going to pay for it!

[@jstravelers4094]

I love the non-reaction that the Generals had when this lunatic idea was again announced. Boy, do these Repubs love to grow the Government!

[@juanph3671]

Umm it isn't for aliens idiot... it is for satellites, space based missiles, and kinetic rod weapons. It has become too much for the Air force to do all on their own.

[@yolovegas1499]

Mexico is literally paying for a human Mexican wall at their border. Who knew🤣🤣

[@theexile6605]

We should put "Space Ghost" in charge of the Space Force!!

[@MB-mb3856]

The Aliens are coming, but they won't pay for it.

[@crowsoaa4802]

It's probably not a good idea to be so politically opinionated on your professional television show. The democratic party isn't doing so hot..

[@Innocence0190]

What

[@kgosi5230]

Tim Smith ummmm have you been watching the news. The dems just made history but trying to impeach the president with no factual evidence. First impeachment based on politics

[@Coryo61827]

Kgosi No factual evidence? How would you know? All the evidence and witnesses weren’t allowed to testify in the impeachment trial lol. For a group of people who have nothing to hide, they sure do try to hide everything. Won’t release tax returns, won’t allow evidence or witnesses in his own trial, etc. Usually when people want to clear their name they’d welcome any and all evidence that would show their innocence, yet, here we are. You and I both know that Trump is so egotistical he would have taken advantage of any moment that would allow him to prove the Democrats wrong, and yet he wouldn’t in the end.

[@joshuabalcombe4975]

Lmfao

[@notsarahatall3164]

And Europe is still laughing at America. We use America to go "Well, its not as bad as in the states, so it's okay.".

[@petroniaskho]

Good luck with your EU 'democracy'

[@ACKMINDSEYE]

Laughing here in Canada too. You are not alone Europe.

[@amolkhobaragade]

You are hot. That's why you have subscribers.

[@merrilouneigenfind104]

@shane3214 Ah. A bigot. Wimmin ain't 'lowed to speak. Hence, the MAGA hat is the new white hood. Murica

[@wesleyrodgers886]

@shane3214 childish

[@tonymeneses7068]

Space force????… Will Darth Vader be in Charge of building the Death Star...on time????))))))))

[@brob9747]

A 7 to 8 ft blue lion man ,approx, with green stripes, and grey spots,covered in Blue fur head to toe, fury on the top and bottom if the hands, very handsome, five fingers but the four fingers that are not the thumb, were fused into two fingers, so three fingers on both hands, a thumb with a claw, middle and index finger fused, but you can still see separation in them, and the little and pinky finger fused in the same way. All three fingers had a strong claw. Blue mane. Stunning.

[@vitusyu2009]

TONY MENESES They re probably working on it now. Even before Pres. Trump.

[@caleb2629]

The space force actually is real (I don’t like trump either but it is)

[@myman8336]

We've reached the day and age where humanity's space revolution that started in the 1900s is seen as a joke in 2000s because of politics.. SMH 😐

[@johnmohblaxta]

@@myman8336 Let’s be honest: we believed the beginning because nothing surprises us anymore

[@tiffanywestra5422]

I can't believe this guy is still president.

[@Vjjuicer]

Thank God

[@charlesimmanuvel2162]

Can't believe that people have sold their soul and follow blindly what Hollywood and MSM has to say. Watch some conservative channels like the daily wire, blaze TV and also neutral shows like The Hill. Pretty sure you will have a broader view on politics.

[@beckhaleen8804]

Thats because you dont like to work. Traitor..go to venezuela and practice socialism there 💩

[@cormel6895]

If political parties were removed 99.9% of his fans wouldn’t even know what to be outraged about. Some people live off of the need to debate and to be different. From a logical standpoint there’s literally nothing that catapults him over other politicians except the label of conservative President. If he was a Democrat w/ the exact same views they’d dislike him.

[@SemperDascal]

It's just the beginning MORON, you have 5 more years to wonder...

[@wbier]

As an Iowan it feels good to be relevant once a year

[@daprinceofhiphop]

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 much luv from California *Arnold Schwarzenegger voice*

[@daprinceofhiphop]

@Bruce strkland 🤣🤣🤣 where u from

[@TheBlazersfan22]

man iowa is such a gong show. The DNC is literally being Anti Democracy in your state. XD how can you guys be happy about that? DNC is literally screwing Bernie there right now.

[@mikepiazza7764]

Once every 4 years. No?

[@blipco5]

WillBier5 ...Iowa, Idiots Out Walking Around. Be proud. 👍

[@AwesomeMom1234]

Oooo, the look on the faces of the generals says it all.

[@UriValdez]

They’re embarrassed😖

[@EmilyKnight413]

To be fair they are not supposed to stand (or vote) as they are to be apolitical but there were definitely a few moments of smirk and discontent. Can you imagine calling THOSE DUDES wimps?!??!

[@ChrisLee66]

right, just like the faces of armstrong, buzz and the other guy on the first interview after returning from the moon.

[@cathymcmahan7530]

@@EmilyKnight413 yes they can

[@Evanovich11]

They’re not supposed to respond to anything at all.

[@drdibbb8597]

The look on Speaker Nancy and the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States when 45 reintroduced "Safe Force" Priceless. 😂😂😂😂

[@lowriderlandon4377]

Yeah,ur right.She is completely out of it....She looks more out of touch,than ever...

[@vicenterosales8134]

Canuto

[@tprice323]

If we are moving Iowa, can we move it a little further south? It's cold up here! We can shift Kansas City into Kansas and push Des Moines into Missouri.

[@illseeyouinmarslo9561]

... you can move mar a lago Florida where Des Moines use to be 😀

[@samsung5032]

Move it to the ocean and let it sink

[@kyleboucher118]

"I'm not allowed to count the Bernie votes" lmaooo

[@MphoLeopeng]

He is my Grandpa.

[@GamingLover-xp8hc]

@@MphoLeopeng Did he steal all your candy and say it was his also?

[@MrBisho23]

Man jimmy if we didnt have president Trump for president you wouldnt have a job

[@babackd.6485]

That polygraph was fantastic. Awesome graphics job

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Trump makes the toast and scrambles the eggs to feed you...

[@babackd.6485]

@@likelihoodoccurrence2384 what now?>

[@NewMessage]

I'd vote for Senator Guillermo... and senator Tequila.

[@SayelorYT]

New Message ^ this is why we have the electoral college

[@joebertolini3518]

who else caught the end of Guillermo's speech when he referenced the United States of America . . . . . and Mexico. The real name of the country immediately south of the US of A is The United States of Mexico.

[@cleverusername9369]

Kimmels graphics department, though

[@marshwetland3808]

Amazingly real and seamless combining of video images. Must be new technology. I have never seen anything like it. (And I don't watch special effects movies, but I mean on a regular tv show with quick turnaround.)

[@yusufb2707]

I hope you guys get good president in future, im sad for you guys, lololololol🤦‍♂️

[@TURBOCHEVY4BANGER]

....”but I need a favor though”

[@yougoboy27]

Top notch! 45 is keeping them employed.

[@marshwetland3808]

@j t Narcissist the world has ever seen!!

[@IrishRepoMan]

You didn't talk about pelosi ripping up his speech?

[@rockyjeterwebb1718]

That's in another video.

[@PAS2010D]

I know only the lowest common denominator watches Kimmel but... how's the impeachment going?

[@PAS2010D]

@Palaven 🤦‍♂️ so stupid.

[@PAS2010D]

@Palaven He is still the 45th... most likely going to be your 46th due to the clown show the Dems are running. Your best shot is a socialist. Let that sink in. I predict more short haired, single, multiple cat owning women will be pointlessly screaming into the sky again. Keep "resisting" lol.

[@allisonskitchen4420]

@@PAS2010D Who's running the clown show now? 🤣

[@dillygodp8177]

Our government is a comedy act.

[@floydkendall2703]

dillygod p True ! Just ask the rest of the world. -Terri Kendall ❤️

[@TeddyT6]

The Space Force a brand new very important part of the military. Did you see the faces of the Generals?? They looked like please dont mention that again!! Lol!!

[@latinaintexas2872]

Their so EMBARRASSED at that CHILD!!! LOLO!!!

[@seehazesmoke]

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦😂

[@hardwired4873]

Must be you havent looked into what the space force actually does. It actually is important

[@whataloadofbollox]

​@@hardwired4873 is it to prevent movies like Independence Day ever happening ?!

[@sloopfan3706]

TeddyT6 ummm the space force is a very real important thing.

[@johnpowers8995]

After 40 seconds of this Kimmel monologue I remembered why I stopped watching him on late night TV.

[@oaktree313]

The lie detector...lol😂😂😂

[@lowriderlandon4377]

Damn, Need Hillary and SCHIFF on the lie detector.. Hell he could do a special,3hr show.

[@ligmaballsbitch]

Was this real tho?

[@marcowl5680]

@@ligmaballsbitch no😂 his editors are good

[@deeqcadexl]

Senator Bernie Sanders for the nomination and presidency, period.

[@jessetorres8738]

I'm in favor of a Sanders-Castro ticket going up against Trump and Pence this November.

[@tjhamiton2316]

OK, but if he doesn't get the nom, please vote for any democrat and don't F it up like last time the Bernie people did.

[@PorscheJon]

Sanders/Gabbard

[@andrewbrady6154]

@@tjhamiton2316 That's a false narrative TJ ! More Bernie primary supporters voted for Hillary in the election than Hillary primary supporters voted for Obama in 2008 ! Hillary lost because she was an awful candidate......no other reason !

[@fka-Kaya]

@@andrewbrady6154 She won by 3M votes, in any other country she would have become the president. "No other reson" smh...

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Nancy, you dont know where that hand has been ...lol

[@WendyMG247]

🤣👍

[@fulanodetal4350]

YOURE THE BEST KIMMEL..👍👍👍👍

[@giannifc589]

It’s almost like u missed out when pelosi ripped his speech

[@chadjustice8560]

They didn't miss it. Can't make her look like a spoiled child

[@ohkingjonny]

LoL all the stuff Trump has said or done and ripping paper is a thing for y’all smh the fact that y’all believe in any of this Political stuff is laughable in itself y’all really think dem or Republicans really care is laughable. They only care for themselves

[@MrWhatahelisdis]

You must have missed how trump lied and how stupid he actually is.

[@cjonwickham1933]

Pelosi rip trump speech because she knows he is an liar and speech filled with lies he just gave fake president address.

[@MrWhatahelisdis]

You idiots are so desperate to make Democrats look bad, you cling to Pelosi ripping his totally false speech. That was almost as bad as Obama's tan suit or that terrible time that he ordered his hot dog with dijon mustard.

[@maximeprometheas]

"The State of the Confederacy..." Right on the nose!

[@personaincognita2669]

Maxime Prometheas You Democrats need to try harder if you ever wanna win again. It’s kind of embarrassing really... these low hanging political jokes.

[@melindac3368]

@@personaincognita2669 I don't blame you for your name. I'd have that name, too, if I were a Trump supporter.

[@leefox3834]

Poor joke

[@maximeprometheas]

@@personaincognita2669 You Republicans voted for a low political joke.

[@theivory1]

Sure, if you're a hate filled moonbat.

[@dennythomas4120]

Trump derangement at its peak..

[@king_slayer19]

How I’m guessing your an idiot Democrat

[@bob8408]

Yes, Trump's derangement is in full swing but I'm not sure it's peaked yet.

[@alanthesalamander2327]

Tucker Grant *you’re

[@johnrossi2516]

@@king_slayer19 I see you flunked 6th grade English. Way to go moron.

[@MetalSStar196]

Well, he did peak in on his daughter Ivanka just recently.

[@Emily-fd5wv]

Really Jimmy? Laugh at a black girl who got scholarship and a military family got reunited? You are so low!

[@TheK7aloha]

That was not the point of what he did. The SUA is NOT the appropriate place for these activities to be done. Trump turned the SUA into another one of his reality bullshit shows.

[@grandmaheidi5757]

@@TheK7aloha - Do you even know the purpose of a SOTU Address? Have you ever heard one?

[@jonnypropaganda]

One person gets a prize and the other millions get screwed

[@usetheforce9836]

Hey there, Emily... quick question. HOW THE F--- is a 'black girl who got scholarship' or 'a military family [getting] reunited' representative of Trump's policies? Because to anybody with an ounce of brains, it looks like a masterclass in pandering. Please let us know, thanks.

[@jackhightower2696]

This is disgraceful, I know it’s jokes, but is it really?

[@thedin3467]

And you watch this for news. John Stewart is ecstatic.

[@terryh5763]

it's just jokes... like the hannity show, the tucker show, and all the other jokers at fox.. hahahaha

[@godzilla101188]

Alexander Franke quit spreading fake news its a damn joke. He makes fun of the Iowa caucus too 😂

[@gregorylouis617]

@@godzilla101188 But a majority of his "jokes" in general are about Trump even if he has no precedent making such claims, such as the economy being pretty good. That's not a joke that's literal fact unemployment is at a all time low, the lowest it's been in years and I personally hate Trump's ass but they're underlying "jokes" that are false information and propaganda.

[@gregfaber3417]

Well 45 is disgraceful

[@christianzdon3997]

Best SOTU he's ever given. Trump 2020 🇺🇸

[@alantimmins8674]

How patethic is Jimmy Kimmel

[@Jennifer-uu2eo]

not as pathetic as you.

[@alantimmins8674]

Long live Trump!!!

[@Jennifer-uu2eo]

@@alantimmins8674 Oh Lordy.

[@the_ace_8634]

“Trump said he would protect patients with pre existing conditions, so I will remind him when he does the opposite.” July 2020: “Masks are useless.” - Trump Well looks like Jimmy was right

[@richardtan4870]

Well he need to get the black plastic bag 7 X 2 ft and do away the mask. Hurray.

[@no-orwelliandystopia]

"The Some How still the President of the United States"!, Lol, GOLD .

[@beckhaleen8804]

Because has the balls to face China!!!...demonrats would never do that because china own them !!!

[@xg3990]

@@beckhaleen8804 ok putin

[@beckhaleen8804]

@@xg3990 the russian Nooooo!!! 😭😭😭😱😱😱 the russians !!! I didnt do it was the russians...also in Iowa caucus they do it....they do it...the russiaaaaans 😱😱😱😱 !!!!

[@xg3990]

@@beckhaleen8804 my brain hurts from trying to decipher whatever it is you just think you said. I will pray for you to get well soon, love

[@beckhaleen8804]

@@xg3990 the same to you..tell pelossi that pray for me. Also...In the next Trump goverment you can thrust that Trump is going to put one bear with rockets in his butt pointing at you and one russian soldier in every corner 😠. You can count on that...😱

[@arthurneddysmith]

For those Republicans who complained about the "teleprompter president," do you ever stop to wonder why Trump was staring at one particular spot during his entire speech? No, you didn't. You're incapable of doing so.

[@BushmasterRaZ]

Actually when he was reading the teleprompter was when he kept switching viewpoints near the end of his speech. In ANY speechgiving class they teach to pick a person in the audience and talk directly to them. It's extremely common.

[@gokublack879]

Nancy Pelosi’s face was so funny.

[@petroniaskho]

She was chewing on a wasp.

[@stephenhadley2490]

More like a sour grape

[@BushmasterRaZ]

Its always funny. Butbits not really cool to poke fun at peoples stroke-face. At least she got her dentures in better this time.

[@ghostwtm5652]

@@stephenhadley2490 think she needed a drink

[@jonhelms6496]

She was thinking of the shitty district she represents.

[@raduf.3873]

meanwhile Trump s approval rate is going up ;)

[@DJMotiv8Official]

.... “ in smoke “ 🖕🏾

[@raduf.3873]

@NYC LlBERAL bullshit

[@wg1347]

"Lie" "Lie" "Lie" "Lie" "Lie" "Lie" "Lie" "Lie". State of the Union speech 2020

[@SemperDascal]

It's just the beginning MORON, you have 5 more years to wonder...

[@wg1347]

The truth hurts, in this case makes trumpsters down right angry. The proof is in the pudding(speech)

[@wg1347]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiereluurs1243]

Lies of the Union.

[@wg1347]

@Rocket Missile 😂😂😂😂😂😂sad. Cant see beyond his lies. Expected

[@alabamamothman2986]

Democrats, PLEASE keep NP as speaker. She is one of the biggest reasons for Trumps success.

[@Suemack24]

Sicko-phants standing and clapping for the non-facter. Great graphics 👌👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 team. Not shaking her hand shows he can never be labelled a gentleman.

[@tbz1551]

*Sycophants, non-factor Really weakens your point when it’s fraught with spelling mistakes.

[@tbz1551]

GORGEOUSGEORGE I agree that there is plausible deniability that he didn’t see her outstretched hand...bad optics nonetheless.

[@BushmasterRaZ]

Aww... it's trying guys! It's sort of cute. But ultimately sad.

[@markopolo5123]

Was that true about Warren? Did You say she'd never be a lady? Or do you support a double standard?

[@dottypowers1653]

Suemack24, the way he talks about grabbing women’s kittens, he NEVER has been!

[@MrSmokeyBaer]

I remember when comedy was funny, and not a political ad. Sorry, when I turn on a comedian I want to taugh, not cry

[@sandplasma]

I tune in to comedians for anything they want to say. I don't cry because its political all of a sudden. Grow a pair.

[@thedin3467]

Comedy? This is self-flaggelating.

[@tradeaholic3186]

Jimmy do you realize that people are going to stop watching you if you continue with politics. Trust me your a funny guy but stop politics.

[@savagecapitalist]

I like to laugh at myself and all politicians... You're fine dude.

[@chooch1995]

He’s not funny.....

[@Jennifer-uu2eo]

It's "you're"

[@jh3809]

Sad that you make fun of the good things that were done in the SOTU address like the child scholarship deal, the family uniting with their father. Not sure how those aren't great things

[@edjames7863]

You are right jh jimmy k is not very funny at all 😈😈😈

[@oxidatie]

I’m wondering if Jimmy also cries on national television if Trump wins again.

[@Kernalpanik]

When trump wins and he will

[@Ooochild]

Leftist tears. Yum yum

[@dinahkelley5494]

I don't know if he will, but I will.

[@oxidatie]

Dinah Kelley why, isn’t he doing a great job for America? Part from the fact that he may say some stupid things from time to time?

[@PsalterCo]

What she did was illegal. Y’all are sad. Trying reach for every joke you can. it is a waste of time.

[@adamary8599]

stephanie Gargiulo yeah no longer his fan..

[@SailorBarsoom]

I lost it at "Iowa will stay where it is." I haven't had such a good laugh in some time. Thank you, Mr. President, for making sure Iowa doesn't rip loose from the continent and go wandering the oceans. God help us all.

[@oncoucharrest5910]

Sailor Barsoom me too lol

[@SailorBarsoom]

@Raoul Fleckman Maybe they'll join up with Hawaii. It would improve the weather, and hey, maybe the first in the nation caucus could be held on the beach!

[@Lukzzzzs]

He meant that the tradition will stay in Iowa Dumbass

[@SailorBarsoom]

@@Lukzzzzs {passes hand over head while saying...} WHOOSH!

[@FruitsAndLeaves]

Tbh that one wasn’t as funny since it was very clear what he actually meant. I think it’s more funny when he says or tweets unintelligible nonsense that he genuinely believes

[@cornpop..9921]

You are not a puppet master jim, you are in fact the puppet😉

[@jjgaming1988]

chris stephen 🤯

[@cornpop..9921]

@A La Zay Aye I can picture you now with your t-shirt inside out ,picking your nose screaming DONT YOU WATCH CNN....😂😂😂😂idiot

[@tonyfrancesco3701]

We need a patriotic general to do the right thing.

[@truthsupreme]

Lol

[@4633-c1t]

The right thing is different from person to person. and most evil things in human history were done by people that thought they were doing the right thing.

[@jaet4018]

trump's lie detector test spot on hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. 👍

[@banishedfromthedwarfplanet530]

Trump gave the best speech by a president in decades.

[@cornpipe]

I think it's interesting that I heard a lot of buzz about people wanting to hear Bernie's response, but I didn't hear anyone clamoring to hear from Buttigieg.

[@mark1433]

Always hilarious!! Thank you for keeping us sane.

[@firebearva]

"She tried really hard to make him President." 😂🤣😜

[@dvferyance]

What are you talking about she has been trying hard to get him removed as President but she lost today.

[@zejdland]

@Jacky Kuo he is spreading leftist propaganda... he can't show her ripping up the papers tells a lot

[@thegodfather1907]

What?

[@thegodfather1907]

He was talking about Pence

[@FestusParker-sm9gg]

@@nightknight9415 Funny how so many have prospered under this man. Be careful, your delusion is showing! LOL

[@donniegibson1787]

I love this same crybabies from 2016

[@ThePhovietUnion]

With that intro I was expecting a WWE clip of trump.

[@mattieasems6902]

Lmao🤣

[@engorgingtheautopsy2558]

Trump is awesome

[@Chunkboi]

Engorging The autopsy prove it using facts and evidence.

[@jomama7819]

Chunkboi He’s rich from his impressive business skills, has a beautiful family of well-educated citizens, he’s got a hot wife, and he’s not you. Basically, he’s the epitome of what every man aspires to be: famous for good deeds.

[@Chunkboi]

Donald Trumpkiin I said “using facts and evidence.” Your post contained very little. Trump was rich from the business skills of other people, including his father and competent businesspeople he hired to make money for him. His own lack of business skill bankrupted every business in which he had direct involvement. His “good deeds” little more than hollow PR stunts. His policies are deleterious to the USA, and he continues to get away with crimes. And Melania looks like she’s been embalmed. But he isn’t me. Unlike him, I have a functioning, independent mind, a conscience, and a soul. I also made money without breaking the law.

[@krisfrederick5001]

Our borders are secure, your wall blew over in a stiff breeze. They also just found the longest tunnel system ever.

[@FixNewsPlease]

Walls are for eggs.

[@SkylerJensen24]

how are the southern borders secure? 😂

[@FixNewsPlease]

@Neil Mo What's IL?

[@FixNewsPlease]

@Neil Mo Hello?

[@FixNewsPlease]

Incest Levels? In Laws? Iced Lemonade? WTF is IL?

[@thediminutiveword]

Priceless the Generals with "Space Force" 😂😂😂

[@thedebatemechannel4746]

I literally signed up for space force decades ago. He just changed name

[@orok6351]

@@thedebatemechannel4746 wait really lol

[@thedebatemechannel4746]

@@orok6351 its part of Air Force. We deal with space related stuff since 1982. Look us up "us space command"

[@sloopfan3706]

Alan Kelly the generals (as well as the justices) have to remain neutral. The only times they clapped were for the service members being honored.

[@thediminutiveword]

@@sloopfan3706 I'm saying tbeir faces reflected SHAME which Trump does NOT possess.

[@adrianflores1916]

Great 👍🏻 video 🤣😂

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight....a scramble to get a seat on the early morning flight....

[@DB-xd4gr]

Iowa is moving to Kansas City, Kansas to join the Chiefs.

[@robblakley5805]

Hahahahhaha they sure are ..... Trump supporters can have WYCO . Well keep the chiefs in Missouri .

[@haroldmoore8385]

K. West Thanks Obama!

[@krisfrederick5001]

Ha! Nice, it's slowly drifting as we speak.

[@jeffreyglenellen1188]

K. West if only it wasn’t yet another lie, keep on believing him sucker😂

[@dvferyance]

@@haroldmoore8385 Obama hasn't been president in 3 years what rock are you living in?

[@fulanodetal4350]

KIMMEL FOR PRESIDENT..👍👍👍

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Make the toast and scramble the eggs

[@marioaranda9526]

GUILLERMO FOR PRESIDENT..👍👍👍

[@danielgregory3295]

(Was he born in the US..?)🇺🇸🖖

[@coolyvj]

Your show can really removes stress of some people. Me for example😂

[@rick5055cyrus]

The only space force i see is the wind blowing through the space in his head.

[@grantfurcsik3225]

Imagine thinking this a funny joke😂

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Good one

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

Jimmy have to remind you again, Bernie Sanders is 1 YEAR older than Joe Biden, where's the oldie jokes for Joe?

[@vitusyu2009]

Billy Reynolds they re condidered child porn.

[@alexr7665]

Shut up billy

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Trump makes the toast and scramble the eggs to feed you.

[@brianx04]

Really gonna make fun of him for giving that kid a scholarship? Nice one Jimmy.

[@xadam2dudex]

You can't be that simple to think Trump gave a scholarship to that black girl because he gives a damn ? It was a photo-op

[@theblueentityinfinity7293]

@@xadam2dudex So if he doesn't give representation to people of color he's doesn't give a damn and if he does he still doesn't give a damn. Trump really can't please you people 😂.

[@xadam2dudex]

@@theblueentityinfinity7293 lol ...you can't be that stupid to think this is anything but a photo-op

[@theblueentityinfinity7293]

@@xadam2dudex I think it's stupid to assume why anyone does good deeds. It could be for political gain but it could also be because he actually believe the kid deserved. No one can read minds so who knows what his intentions are.

[@damienneimad6044]

@@xadam2dudex what's it matter to the girl who gets to go to school now?

[@mikemclintock3893]

Never expected to see my county mentioned in Kimmel. Pretty accurate depiction, but Fred should have been drinking Busch Light to make it more authentic. Oh, it is pronounced Al-ma-key county, not Alla-mackey. Good job otherwise!

[@anthonybourdon4642]

Should we look into Biden or sweep facts under the rug .

[@danielgregory3295]

County Seat: Waukon....salute!!🇺🇸🖖

[@makinoahcelloduo9008]

When I see Fred Willard I am reminded of Fernwood Tonight/America Tonight with Martin Mull. It was one of the funniest shows ever.

[@tracydahlke3002]

Love, love, love that show.

[@davesbultz1489]

Good tv

[@coachNB1761]

Does anyone know if Fred Willard as early stage Parkinson's disease?

[@keysersoze3987]

I thought the same thing, and that was 43 years ago WTF!

[@flopdriverofficial]

Fred Willard aging made me sadder than i thought it would... what a legend.

[@GlennDavey]

Yeah, came here to say that. He was so energetic as a young comic, though, makes sense he keeps doing appearances.

[@edmorgan77]

They just killed his character off on the TV show, "Modern Famiky" .

[@robingurich9538]

Dingus Mingus If you watch him on Modern Family a couple of shows ago, you’ll see his aging! I, too, was sad and surprised!

[@barrywebber100]

Wow! I didn't recognize him. Google showed me he was the brilliantly funny Air Force Lt. Bob Hookstratten in This is Spinal Tap! Old age can be unkind.....but what a great guy!

[@meepo262]

Yeah he’s getting up there in age but did you forget that he is an...ACTOR? And specifically in this scene is playing up that he is unqualified?

[@richcasaccio9754]

If someone doesn't think like you, they are wrong. Great job Kimmel!

[@1Tomrider]

Things are getting to the point in the country when you think of the dark joke, "Other than ~that~, how was the theater Mrs. Lincoln?"

[@dogdriver70]

a bit drafty.... and the young man behind us made an *awful* racket

[@stevewalston7089]

@tinwoods Glad someone else was paying attention!

[@goodnighthummingbird7861]

1Tomrider cynicism

[@ryanclemenhagen3898]

How was the *play

[@engorgingtheautopsy2558]

Pelosi me owns me 3.50 $

[@favorite09]

They re-uploaded this? Anyway keep the Fred Willard bits coming. They're always hilarious 😂😂. He's still sharp with the comedic timing 👌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@Iamrightyouarewrong]

What if they re-re-upload it? Then what? What happens now?

[@favorite09]

@@Iamrightyouarewrong Just wasn't sure... Plus I wonder why... Sometimes people have their theories about why it was re-uploaded which is interesting to me

[@ACKMINDSEYE]

Space Force: Making people “spit take” morning coffee since it was first announced. If nothing else, Trump is a living Golden Age of Comedy.

[@debbymccormack6525]

I'm sure we'll be thankful to him on the next alien attack.

[@debbymccormack6525]

@schwadaddy81 totally meant as tongue in cheek. I can't begin to tell you how much I loathe the entire family.

[@MsHotcook]

Will he be sending Don Jr and Eric to Uranus after Mars ?

[@Hrithmus]

What a Boomer comment. The "Space" force is used in terms of Space support to nuclear command, Command and control of space forces and satellite operations, Missile warning and space support to missile defense operations, etc. You'll thank this branch when someone shots missiles to the US and we can track and destroy them. Your comment makes you look like a total idiot lol

[@debbymccormack6525]

@@Hrithmus You're saying this comment makes him look like a total idiot and yet you say when someone "shots" missiles. We don't need another branch of military for the things you mention either. We've been doing it for years without a space force.

[@algblessed1975]

he said all of that and knew Covid was in the air. He talked to Bob Woodward 2 days later

[@UberLummox]

Every day is Opposite Day in this administration.

[@PuertoRicnPatriot]

You're hypocrisy is hilarious.

[@spybird5870]

@@PuertoRicnPatriot your level of education is hilarious. no wonder why you support trump. neither of you understand what words mean and you're brain dead.

[@PuertoRicnPatriot]

Says the idiot that uses grade school quotes to try and make their case. Keep at it idiot. It's why I'm sure not many around you take you seriously. The stupidity has reached critical mass in you. OWN IT!!!!

[@xg3990]

@@spybird5870 just let Robert dumbman be. He's cute. He's that kid you let smell poo and eat sand, and as long as he has his helmet on, it's ok if you let him run around. He's right in his world and that's A-Otay for him.

[@juanph3671]

@@PuertoRicnPatriot Notice the same snowflakes who say they fight for the respect for everyone say the nastiest $hit to people? The bullies who claim to be the victims...

[@marcolugo1707]

The way the military looked at camera with a wtf look roflmmfao

[@likelihoodoccurrence2384]

Make the toast and scramble the eggs

[@jessigranados2752]

How do you make fun of a Veteran returning home after deployment? So disrespectful.

[@mitch103178]

He wasn't making fun of a veteran returning home. He was calling out the way trump used it as a political ploy. It's just something else for trump to thank himself for.

[@tigerskob]

Ok boomer

[@PorscheJon]

@@mitch103178 why can ppl not see that they are being used for Trump's ego and nothing else? I mean these emotional scenarios are so arbitrary and only serve Trump's narcissism.

[@mitch103178]

Dunning Kruger they're brainwashed?