The guy is crazy. Nothing else can explain all this.
@crs191919194 жыл бұрын
He's saying it to get funding from his supporters and get them to rally for him. He doesn't believe in anything but money.
@OrontesRM4 жыл бұрын
Nah, I don't believe he's crazy: he's afraid of the lawsuits against him that are going to follow
@franny52954 жыл бұрын
If he actually believes what he says he's completely nuts. If he doesn't he wants everybody to think he is.
@kevinreese82244 жыл бұрын
He couldn’t vote 73+ million times so that’s where the real crazy lies 👌🏽
@franny52954 жыл бұрын
@@kevinreese8224 true...
@toniodotcom4 жыл бұрын
Let's call him from now on: "Denial Trump"
@SC-RGX74 жыл бұрын
No, denial trump is better
@toniodotcom4 жыл бұрын
Let's explode the likes to get this name out 😁
@OMGWTFLOLSMH4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to drain the swamp". Proceeds to create one of the largest swamps in human history.
@daddy45284 жыл бұрын
@Deb Bee how’d exactly did he bring corruption? Meanwhile the Bidens colluded with Ukraine without letting any government officials know... now that sounds corrupt
@ia60374 жыл бұрын
@@daddy4528 it was actually proven that trump colluded with Russia dummy🤣🤣🤣
@oscargr_4 жыл бұрын
@@daddy4528 Forgot about the Chinese account, Trump university, the tax fraud, the Trump tower Moscow plans.....?
@CrissBaybay4 жыл бұрын
😄
@ghost_6154 жыл бұрын
@@hieronymusbusch6118 See, THIS is the retardation that conservatives have somehow been duped into believing. You disregard ACTUAL proven information in favor of crazy, head-up-your-ass conspiracies that don't have a shred of documented proof. What the hell happened to you people?
@gca32784 жыл бұрын
Squattergate. I like that. That's definitely what this is.
@brockfrreminz66594 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed with how good of an episode this was. They nailed every segment
@就是妙妙4 жыл бұрын
Even reality TV shows don’t dare to be as crazy as this presidency.
@1samc4 жыл бұрын
It can't. The craziness of this presidency is on a whole 'nother level 🤯
@deewang60604 жыл бұрын
很多中国人很崇拜这个疯子。
@就是妙妙4 жыл бұрын
@@deewang6060 well,他确实有个绰号叫建国哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,实在是太离谱了
@deewang60604 жыл бұрын
@@就是妙妙 希望他打起铺盖, 离开白宫, 以后再也不想听到他的名字。 四年的 hell.
@1samc4 жыл бұрын
@Christina Lomeli 😂😂😂 Holy moly! I thought I was the only one he was joking when he first ran :o When he first won, I thought "that means _anything_ is possible." I wanted to make the best of it, and found a bit of confidence in that. But now that 70+ million people voted for him, I don't know what to think.... Someone...H.E.L.P!
@sparrowgryphonarchive18644 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a video of everytime trump has lied... No wait the video would be 4 years long.
@pahulsachdeva18574 жыл бұрын
There's a Netflix series on it, I haven't watched it yet but I've seen the Trailer.
@CrumblyTriscuits4 жыл бұрын
It would be 4 years long.
@coolxy24 жыл бұрын
It would be 4 years long.
@audreyhurd83334 жыл бұрын
it would be his entire life
@NexusKin4 жыл бұрын
Actually it would be 4 decades long!
@phifismyusername4 жыл бұрын
The sad fact is 50% of Americans believe him. What does that tell you about America.
@nelsonperez52894 жыл бұрын
We need more funding for the educational system.
@devenaldsharma64434 жыл бұрын
I say nuke the country and start over again. 🇨🇦
@dennischauhan_dc29644 жыл бұрын
Not only America but many indians also believes this clown's every word without looking at facts It truly is a cult
@Helenheaven224 жыл бұрын
That ignorant people breed more. Idiocracy.
@davidturfrijer7014 жыл бұрын
That says that 50% of America might be right... What strikes me is that when the media clowns say that the election in Russia in rigged everybody believes it but when it might have happened in the USA, nobody believes it.
@edgarguerra79274 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, those kids are speaking more clearly than the president of the United States.
@beedee95344 жыл бұрын
Here the honest truth only half voted for Biden Reason why? half went home lines were to long VOTER SUPRRESSION if done the right way Biden would have buried Trump times 2
@Steve-ti1cu4 жыл бұрын
When they showed coverage of Rudy Giuliani, I swear he look's just like Simon Bar Sinister, from the old underdog cartoon series.
@jasonmoore92954 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to never see his face again. He is a sad excuse as a human. He is actually a criminal who has failed at everything he has done.
@voodjin4 жыл бұрын
*He is actually a criminal* Every president of the USA was a criminal and Joe Biden is just another corporate crook who has no interest to do something different. If you think "things gonna get better" you're delusional.
@laurelrobbins86734 жыл бұрын
I too was hoping we would never see his face again, but I have realized that he will never go away. Unfortunately he is news and the news outlets will continue to give him attention.
@ahealingplace73504 жыл бұрын
It's sad you feel that way 😔😔
@Moredakkamus4 жыл бұрын
@@ahealingplace7350 you misspelled "understandable".
@Boaz8334 жыл бұрын
@@voodjin Did it ever occur to you that if you were not a bunch of ignorant, uneducated, back water, daughter Humper's like Trump you would not believe all this bull?
@NoelMcGinnis4 жыл бұрын
“Electile Dysfunction”. ED will never sound the same. 😂
@MikeBrown-ex9nh4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the way a Korean might pronounce it. That's what he gets for hanging out with Kim.
@melindac33684 жыл бұрын
@@MikeBrown-ex9nh Good one!
@niketparikh10304 жыл бұрын
ED will never sound the same sound good trump has that
@BronzeFlarewind4 жыл бұрын
Every time Trump says something is “rigged” he’s pretty much just letting us know all the things he’s failed at
@Kipkemoi4 жыл бұрын
Steak is rigged.
@biscuit24574 жыл бұрын
@Javier Balderrama I hope you haven’t donated any money to his legal fees, because you are going to be so disappointed.
@katem3314 жыл бұрын
@Javier Balderrama wow, what has he done exactly to make his supporters still have confidence in him? His legal challenges have been thrown out and his own Homeland Security said the election has no widespread fraud. Stop with the bs.
@kathleencreamer66484 жыл бұрын
No one name calls more than your boy Trump, lol.
@katem3314 жыл бұрын
@Javier Balderrama I know they’re confident, that doesn’t mean anything. Trump is a narcissist, he’s confident about everything.
@dathyr14 жыл бұрын
I could care less if Trump concedes as long as he is gone on Jan 20th.
@djml7ml7974 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that Trump won. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. And just like this example their are many. But, have faith that everything will come forward on December the 8th.
@b.w.89094 жыл бұрын
@@djml7ml797 good joke🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sebastianbravo82344 жыл бұрын
@@djml7ml797 don’t forget thousands of death people voted as well is well documented
@djml7ml7974 жыл бұрын
@@b.w.8909 It's not a joke, I'm not trying to sound funny ? It's a from a BREAKING News: @GaSecofState's office confirms Floyd County has found 2,600 ballots during audit. Says Sec. Raffensperger.
@kenj41364 жыл бұрын
2500 trump votes or 2500 votes.. and still seems a bit short
@vsGoliath964 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is now a more embarrassing president than Kevin Spacey
@hannahrae9274 жыл бұрын
lmao
@gravityrules4 жыл бұрын
Yeah...how come we never hear from the shamed Spacey, but we can't shut off the orange ass??
@alaincisera47874 жыл бұрын
And both are very “grabby”
@patricianelson79284 жыл бұрын
Right!! vsGolliath!!!
@louisetnder78634 жыл бұрын
Have to choose between swine flu and Ebola? I'll go' for the ashhole anyday👍
@TonyaTko4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that part at the end with the kids almost made me cry to hear them saying those VERY REAL THINGS we all have heard! 😔😔😔
@slay3rwolf4 жыл бұрын
Ikr! What has this man done. He is making an absolute joke of the U.S. democracy. Its time to kick him out, he has to grow up or leave.
@caramel67324 жыл бұрын
The part with the kids actually upset me ... this is what they’ve picked up, I’m sure there’s going to be a whole gen growing up not giving a ..... 😢
@joeschlicht4 жыл бұрын
@@slay3rwolf preferably leave
@myamoore5024 жыл бұрын
@@joeschlicht Preferably I hope he gets arrested.
@joeschlicht4 жыл бұрын
@@myamoore502 yes, that would be even more fitting.
@lyndaczika63274 жыл бұрын
Nobody can tell like it is better than Kimmel!! Everything about this is fabulous!! 👏👏🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😆😆
@BarsMar4 жыл бұрын
Courts are paid by taxpayers, the judges should fine the trump lawyers and suspend their licenses for at least 4 years... For wasting taxpayer dollars and time, which would've been used to settle other cases they had pending... That'll teach them...
@marcopolo91464 жыл бұрын
A truly stupid, ill considered statement. Good luck when there are no lawyers for you.
@angrydoggy91704 жыл бұрын
No, everyone should be able to file a lawsuit at any time. Otherwise you’re promoting oppression.
@BarsMar4 жыл бұрын
@@angrydoggy9170 Hi. I never said anything about denying them the right. But if it is a lawsuit that is wrong and doesn't fulfill the basic criteria, like providing evidence. Would you like such a lawyer to represent you? We can all say such things online via Twitter, Facebook. But that doesn't cost valuable taxes. This does. I am not promoting oppression. I am just saying, people who think they can waste time and money, should pay when are caught doing it. I'm really sorry if my comments felt that way.
@BarsMar4 жыл бұрын
@@marcopolo9146 there will always be lawyers
@angrydoggy91704 жыл бұрын
@@BarsMar My apologies, it wasn’t my intent to attack you and I can follow your reasoning. But if I’m not mistaken the complainants are supposed to forward the costs if the claim is deemed invalid. I could be mistaken and it will still put a needless strain on the legal system. What bugs me personally is the Trump campaign begging for money to fund all these useless lawsuits, especially since most of the cash they gather isn’t actually going to fund the lawsuits but it’s going straight to his campaign office. That’s what I consider fraud.
@randomperson86603 жыл бұрын
"We'll make sure that no one ever forgets what took place on your watch" That has a whole new meaning after Jan 6...
@christinegraves74874 жыл бұрын
It's like watching Groundhog Day. Over and over and over.
@BellatrixV4 жыл бұрын
This man child is such an embarrassment 🤦 🙄
@fitnessmessiah75254 жыл бұрын
we'll see when the dust is clear. then we'll come back to this comment section XD
@acquiredtasteNL4 жыл бұрын
No demented creepy Joe is a not an embarrassment hahahaha Yankees
@BellatrixV4 жыл бұрын
Whatever the outcome is it doesn't change the fact that trump is a racist idiot & a complete embarrassment to this country 🙄
@angrydoggy91704 жыл бұрын
@@fitnessmessiah7525 I’ll hold you to that statement. Once the tantrum throwing toddler has gone (and bankrupt and/or in jail) we’ll talk again.
@fitnessmessiah75254 жыл бұрын
@@BellatrixVwait wait wait...you dont like trump because people say hes racist? Pls put a link in the comment on videos showing trump being a racist and il put some of biden...im not american but looking from outside trump is the best thing that ever happened to america.. your only card against trump is because hes a racist..when joe biden is worse 😂😂😭😭.
@MasterKoala7774 жыл бұрын
I'm so effing tired of Trump. When he's out, please, let's just totally ignore him. (edited for grammar)
@analiliamoreno67234 жыл бұрын
I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be awesome if all media would stop talking about him and his family, and reporters would stop interviewing him? We don't need any more info about him!
@sabbelfatz29064 жыл бұрын
That would be so nice but I'm afraid he is too loud and has enough blind followers who are craving for more stupid lies
@difigiauno36784 жыл бұрын
I just hope that his twitter account will be banned. That would be the most satisfiying thing to happen. Just imagine his face, on the day of 20th january, after the secret service escorted him out of the white house and he wants to tweet some bs again BUT HE CAN'T!
@hapah48944 жыл бұрын
It’s most secure because of mail-in ballots. The very process that he tried to destroy, and he should have payed penalties for it.
@themattheweffect48704 жыл бұрын
He himself voted by mail lol
@themattheweffect48704 жыл бұрын
He himself voted by mail lol
@leemartin91564 жыл бұрын
@@themattheweffect4870 Do as I say, Not as I Do.... Hypocrasy at its finest!
@kevinreese82244 жыл бұрын
Paid 👌🏽
@solomonzzz36304 жыл бұрын
If your life was in the hands of people who could vote for your freedom , would you trust the system. Or would you be shaking in your boots . I would shaking in my boots. Mail in voting can be easily manipulated .put things on a personal level, maybe you'll see things more open minded
@jerrybisbo38244 жыл бұрын
For trump to concede he’d have to be playing with a full deck, he’s not.
@bradgillette92534 жыл бұрын
That last bit was precious! Shout outs and distance hugs to those young people. Precious! Be safe, be, well, wear your masks.
@elliesharp4014 жыл бұрын
He only jumps up and down when he doesn’t get his way, but it’s okay for him to cheat and like and not pay taxes. I really feel For you guys over there in the US
@tesis.43534 жыл бұрын
In Donald Trump’s world, “Everything is rigged”.
@badtuber16544 жыл бұрын
Its called the Real world
@upcoming33414 жыл бұрын
@@badtuber1654 OMG!!! The delusion is strong with this one.
@Lafh_Hernandez4 жыл бұрын
but only if he doesnt get what he wants.
@WillOHaver4 жыл бұрын
Except the states he won 😂
@tonypate91744 жыл бұрын
Who made the cages Joe ?
@Jex21124 жыл бұрын
If you want Trump out of there, just wait until he leaves for his golf game, and change the locks on the doors at the White House. :D
@CastleBrookKrew4 жыл бұрын
Trump couldn't even figure how to open a locked door let alone install one.
@MotherCrackerx0x04 жыл бұрын
That's actually not a bad idea!
@sammi7234 жыл бұрын
Love this comment 😂
@djml7ml7974 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that Trump won the election. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. The democratic party wants to steal the presidency. And just like this example their are many more. But, have faith that everything will come forward and Trump will be the clear winner for 2020 come December the 8th.
@Will-wl5id4 жыл бұрын
@@djml7ml797 Did you even watch the video lmao, most secure election and held integrity of the people’s casted ballots. Every runout has been debunked and the team is 0 for 13 in court. Joe Biden won and will be inaugurated January 21,2021 whether Trump publicly concedes or not 🤷♂️
@janncoons744511 ай бұрын
There are interviews and other forms of media and most the specific when I'm thinking of is when he states that the government has always run better under a democratic government. I remember when he made that. There are others and then all the past comedic fodder there's some great past Night Show. You can have some real fun with those. You have such a creative staff
@mepkn4 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: EVERYTHING IS RIGGED.
@incognitro76344 жыл бұрын
If Trump won't leave the White House. We should get DeNiro in, to paint it.
@jimwind75894 жыл бұрын
DeNiro will kick his ass.
@r8alvar4 жыл бұрын
Or Joe Pesci to take him out to the sticks
@paulgalligan19164 жыл бұрын
If there's one person you can't trust in this life, it's millionaires' kids. ...
@rhettcujo90064 жыл бұрын
That might just work since that moron would think that DeNiro coming meant money is coming in. 😂
@leerogers42194 жыл бұрын
Yeah, His favorite color, RED!
@t0mn8r354 жыл бұрын
"We have to start calling him Donald Jr." brilliant joke!
@daddy45284 жыл бұрын
Yep he got the whole squad laughing with that one😐
@ViniusSquad4 жыл бұрын
Yea, good one, but if we just make fun of them it’s just not going to work, it’s better if we just state that their time is over, and then never look back at them again
@KittySnicker4 жыл бұрын
I thought Eric would’ve been a better line
@kazimierzgarshin39244 жыл бұрын
The Trump stages of grief: the last ones are hilarious.
@jo194794 жыл бұрын
"electile disfunction" that is hilarious 😂... Gotta share. Love your comments, it's how I begin my day, don't watch at night but I watch you first thing in the morning 😁
@engr.jessydecastro31614 жыл бұрын
Trump never sounds like a respectful President. Tried so hard and failed horribly.
@leea87064 жыл бұрын
@Herb Liptow I agree. It’s so weird that he’s so desperate to cling to a job that he never bothered to do. I guess he’s such a narcissist he can’t accept losing
@KH-nt7ej4 жыл бұрын
@@leea8706 He still has protection from criminal investigation while he is in office. Once he's out, he is fair game. Good luck buddy. Orange 🍊 will look great on you in prison. Loser
@leea87064 жыл бұрын
@@KH-nt7ej oh yeah, I forgot about that, that’s probably a huge reason
@relin67704 жыл бұрын
He's not a respectful person on a whole, how is he supposed to be respectful as president? And he never tried because he doesn't know how to 'try'
@KittySnicker4 жыл бұрын
And in the end, it didn’t even matter. 🎶
@JoseHernandez-oy8ml4 жыл бұрын
He's just a kid, my son is 7yrs old and doesn't act like orange man.
@franny52954 жыл бұрын
You know, normal people older than toddlers don't act like that. Toddlers are irrational and demanding because they really haven't had the opportunity to learn but as they learn that a perspective other than theirs exists they catch up. My son just turned 4. His critical thinking skills and emotional self regulation is better than Trump's and I'm not being mean, I'm very serious. I think there's really something wrong with Trump which makes why he's allowed to stay in charge and behave this way make even less sense. I don't see anybody else being able to act like that with being held for 72 hours at a minimum.
@andreaskarlsson52514 жыл бұрын
Thats what happens when your daddy spoils you for your entire life. You dont understand why not everything goes your way when daddy finally stops.
@JoseHernandez-oy8ml4 жыл бұрын
Francesca my question is how does he get away with half the b.s he does.he does what he wants and nothing happens. I never thought this country would get to this.this suppose to be the number one country.
@franny52954 жыл бұрын
@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml I have no idea. Truly. I've never been allowed to act like that. Even when we were kids, it need not even be your mother, somebody's momma would grab you. I can think about speeding and glance up to patrol lights in my rear view mirror. Maybe that's what real "privilege" looks like.
@andreaskarlsson52514 жыл бұрын
@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml That's the thing, USA hasnt been #1 in much of anything except starting wars and having a larger than necessary army. xD
@MikesOrganicVideos4 жыл бұрын
Loved the Rudy Giuliani commercial and the bit with what kids learned, “lessons from the president “was one of the best bits ever. Sadly, it was completely accurate.
@flyidena4 жыл бұрын
I love you Jimmy!
@krissalouvae75134 жыл бұрын
Guillermo is so awesome! ... And the little girl in the yellow overalls!!! 👍⭐️🌟⭐️👍 adorable! (all the kids did a great job!).
@donnab76664 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you make our night lol. Trump is just sick seriuosly
@justjiggy22044 жыл бұрын
He's like a reality show star! Every day there is something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that he gives us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help his ratings!
@raymondkymsuttle4 жыл бұрын
Except he’s no ‘star’.
@OneofInfinity.4 жыл бұрын
Just a narcissist asking for attention on a daily base.
@Ibanez5274 жыл бұрын
Just like the media! Everyday we get something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that they give us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help their ratings! I’m appalled that you don’t see the irony in your comment.
@hagar20254 жыл бұрын
Rigged? So why didn’t he fix the system while being president?
@d.m.e.b.m.f76494 жыл бұрын
Trump actually selected Dominion in 2018. So it's his fault if any fraud did happen. Even though it definitely didn't.
@mellie38824 жыл бұрын
Because it's rigged in his favour.
@iliasnoillib41514 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😂 😂 😂 😂
@lolawants20084 жыл бұрын
@@d.m.e.b.m.f7649 yep. Trump is screaming about KNOWING fraud is gonna happen, then lets the crazy liberals pick the voting software?? Suuure that logic makes so much sense 😂 These people want to consume lies. It’s terrifying bc they don’t even slightly hold up to logic or evidence at all!
@beccaiskenough174 жыл бұрын
I bet his senior quote was "If I don't graduate, the system is rigged."
@marcowl56804 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he went to school, kids a dumbass😂😂 i meant dump
@js25314 жыл бұрын
Jimmy has a tendency to be quite condescending to Guillermo and he takes advantage of his position of power to make Guillermo do uncomfortable things.
@NsGDark4 жыл бұрын
This isn't the first time. I've also seen Jimmy make almost racial connotations towards Guillermo because he is Hispanic.
@SilverLaBelle4 жыл бұрын
It feels like he's talking about his pet and not another member of his crew. Im deeply uncomfortable with it.
@raven96054 жыл бұрын
Please don’t stop what you’re doing, you give me hope.
@furq12344 жыл бұрын
That's more than Trump has ever given anyone who is normal
@AVaginawithVitaminsinit4 жыл бұрын
January 21st can’t come soon enough. Jesus Christ 🙄🙄
@thomashaley52844 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you're in desperate need of something larger than a vitamin!
@AVaginawithVitaminsinit4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashaley5284 yeah a need a cyanide pill to take me out of this living nightmare that is Trump’s America
@jayjones92254 жыл бұрын
😂 Jimmy and Guillermo are always having fun, love their antics!
@bekahelder5374 жыл бұрын
Excellent ending to a great monologue. I wish more people were as funny as you!!
@nairamounilo14514 жыл бұрын
Replayed the Guillermo cartwheel about 5 times. My head and chest hurt from the laughter. Thank you guys so much for these happy tears. PS- get Guillermo some ace bandages for wrists and ankles. 🤸🏽♀️🥰🥰
@jameslaupan64994 жыл бұрын
The drumph administration was the most corrupt in American history, PERIOD!
@dardarthevth37094 жыл бұрын
random fact: Drumph is Donald Trump's original name but he changed it because it doesn't sound as nice as trump.
@jameslaupan64994 жыл бұрын
His gradpappy changed it to avoid the draft, and to bury his past, sound familiar?
@dardarthevth37094 жыл бұрын
@@jameslaupan6499 which war did his grandpappy skip
@jameslaupan64994 жыл бұрын
I didn’t say “war” , I said draft, or conscription. Late 19th century. I got an idea, check goggle or Wikipedia, you’ll learn more there.
@dardarthevth37094 жыл бұрын
@@jameslaupan6499 ok
@charlyhammond52804 жыл бұрын
The 1.3k that disliked this are trumpy fans who don’t like TRUTH 😂
@stardestroyer_e19934 жыл бұрын
Literally 🤣🤣
@thorsonofodin32104 жыл бұрын
They’re delusional as their president ;)
@ibrahim_no_context79494 жыл бұрын
They live in their own world 🤣🤣🤣
@spartanman52314 жыл бұрын
Stupid is the new cool in Trump world
@LaMaestra21024 жыл бұрын
I love Guillermo! 😂🤣❤
@TheMoeFAD4 жыл бұрын
This is very sad a human reaches this lowest level after beeing on top he should think about his family who is suffering this embarrasement the scarry part is that giuliani and others tag along with this . This is a very destructive behaviour that leads to deep depression and low self esteem people who love him should force him not to continue this path to darkness
@USMC-03114 жыл бұрын
He’s always been at the lowest. He’s a moron period and stupid can nit be fixed.
@jamesw6574 жыл бұрын
Lol are you kidding, nobody "loves" Donald Trump, not even his own family; at best they tolerate him
@jamesbra44104 жыл бұрын
This guy is going to be a laughing stock for generations.
@reebababy53944 жыл бұрын
James Bra he was a laughing stock since the time I saw first in the correspondent dinner
@Derangedforsure4 жыл бұрын
@Chuck Norris I think you took too many Bruce Lee kicks to the head.
@EileenQxz4 жыл бұрын
I imagine there are many liens on Mar-a-Lago these days. Meanwhile, the wife is filing for divorce.
@oldrrocr4 жыл бұрын
mad king donald has always been up to his ears in debt. the trump virus and his handling of it are killing his golf courses, and brothels. soon he will be paying hundreds of lawyers to stay out of prison. you could always seek protection from your buddy Uncle Pooty... but don't drink the tea, donny...
@brandontweedy25774 жыл бұрын
@@oldrrocr Oh I can guarantee you the US Attorney's office in Manhattan will be waiting for the burnt cheeto at 12:01pm on January 20th...I hope they arrest him on the white house lawn.
@furball89674 жыл бұрын
Donald: “Everything is rigged, rigged, rigged!” Melania: ‘Sounds like my marriage’.
@BTClips5224 жыл бұрын
She's planning a divorce actually lol
@niketparikh10304 жыл бұрын
Hahaha melania u should divorced donald trump
@DaNFLboi4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@suziephillips23204 жыл бұрын
LOVE THIS!! We have a bet going on how long before Melania takes to bail on him!! The kid is what, 14?? So in 2025, when the kid turns 18, Melania is taking him &, oh wait, I was going today return to Slovenia, but just saw the people there pulled her statue down & burned it. Can't return there!! Is Justin Trudeau married?? That last dinner party, he was eyeing her up!!
@arnabchakraborty25934 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shavdor4 жыл бұрын
K-c Macaroni I lost it OMG my belly hurts.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@timcollins34844 жыл бұрын
Follow Jacinda Ardern's tip and never write or use his name again
@livb69454 жыл бұрын
Yes Please!! Only thing that works with narcissists
@dallasfrost19964 жыл бұрын
thats my prime mister's tip? damn I didn't know that lol.
@NewMadrid014 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is obsessed with him lol
@KingThabiso4 жыл бұрын
@@NewMadrid01 he's not obsessed. We all just want him gone. Period.
@Witchesliar16924 жыл бұрын
Yes, Donald J Trump, the American people will not forget what you did on your historic watch. 🇨🇦🕊
@tempusfugit68204 жыл бұрын
The rest of the world will not either. And it is far from over 😲😲😨
@kenj41364 жыл бұрын
What was it he did?
@tempusfugit68204 жыл бұрын
@@kenj4136 Nothing at all except divide the country, watch fox news and golf plus 253,000 deaths and counting...
@Witchesliar16924 жыл бұрын
@@tempusfugit6820 Thank you, I thought I was doomed to give an explanation. 🇨🇦🕊
@papafonde67734 жыл бұрын
@@tempusfugit6820 wow great job being completely incorrect
@friendlycreature63754 жыл бұрын
What a confusing time to be American*.
@iliasnoillib41514 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@GladysAlicea4 жыл бұрын
Or a sane human being.
@catherineaiello71364 жыл бұрын
So sad! But this is spot on!
@benthomas14002 жыл бұрын
Hello Catherine....nice meeting you here...I hope you are having a nice day out there?
@nancynegron36634 жыл бұрын
Hilarious love it🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dfadden624 жыл бұрын
Ashamed to say it-I’ve never done a cartwheel in my life. Yup, that’s just how I would look if I tried...
@l.m.stewart4 жыл бұрын
Those kids were too cute!💕🌹🤗
@muralikrishna39504 жыл бұрын
And intelligent tooo
@vivianphan14234 жыл бұрын
Whoever did the title for the video deserves a raise💀
@meemeepalmer41444 жыл бұрын
Was that lil John Bon Jovi? The kids r so adorable .😊
@Superstorm504 жыл бұрын
“Wth were we talking about?...oh that’s right. Trump. What else.” 😂
@popculturecollector17564 жыл бұрын
Trump's tweets. I WON THE ELECTION!!!! I won the Election! I won the Election. I won the election? Did I win the election? Will someone help me find my way home?
@athenajaxon23974 жыл бұрын
January 20th is going to be a wild day can't wait!
@kiereluurs12434 жыл бұрын
Biggest crowd EVER! PERIOD!!
@mykoal54 жыл бұрын
The day when conspiracy and reality go head-to-head. Copium levels over 9,000 guaranteed.
@soko8894 жыл бұрын
Trumpet was wearing a Blue tie when votes were counting, he clearly supported Dems.
@TheHateCorp4 жыл бұрын
The wierdest yet most compelling conspiracy theory I've heard so far is that the whole Trump presidency is a Democrat plot to destroy the Republicans. He used to be a democrat, not so very long ago.
@TheHateCorp4 жыл бұрын
@Aaron M Because he has managed to turn an even larger portion of the populace against it.
@christiejensen16064 жыл бұрын
Trump uses the word rigged more than any other word in his teeny, tiny vocabulary. 🙄
@stevemanson21654 жыл бұрын
"Rigged!!.?
@hannahrae9274 жыл бұрын
word has lost all meaning lol
@christiejensen16064 жыл бұрын
@@hannahrae927 You're right about that. LOL
@NexusKin4 жыл бұрын
Actually he also uses "Loser," "Disaster," "Lock Em Up," "Evil" and "Chyna."
@christiejensen16064 жыл бұрын
@@NexusKin I'm sorry, you are correct. He also uses '"tremendous and huge" repeatedly.
@Alizardlovesyou4 жыл бұрын
I like squatter-gate :D
@mattdespard65764 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else find the way they treat Guillermo on the show a little bit demeaning?
@greenteaclock34944 жыл бұрын
Yea I noticed that last time I watched Kimmel and didn't like it
@greenteaclock34944 жыл бұрын
O wait, this is the episode! How he makes him do a cartwheel just seems forced.
@davidkelley53824 жыл бұрын
That last part would be funny if it was not so true/depressing.
@joshuatheargonaut44124 жыл бұрын
He should be nothing more than a cautionary tale we teach our kids. We have to be better. Also at this point I think any trump rally should be treated as a psychological way station. Any who attend should seriously be looked over.
@madelineschultz49684 жыл бұрын
Oh we ❤ you, Jimmy! You make us laugh in these dark times! Casey Macaroni!!! 🤣🤪
@PasqualeDigiovangiacomo904 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the videos you guys make about Trump, I actually wake up and it's one of the first things I check in the morning from the show, KEEP IT GOING ! HAHA
@viktorbimmel40074 жыл бұрын
The guy in the thumbnail over trumps left shoulder looks like a MAGA SCP.
@brucex10304 жыл бұрын
his right shoulder?
@cristianpredescu75574 жыл бұрын
@@brucex1030 His left shoulder our right side
@jessahmad55294 жыл бұрын
SCP 6242: has the ability of appearing near African American, Latino American at any time of the day, and stay at the top right corner of the victims periferal eyesight. Eventually the apparitions and symptoms will escalate and develop nightmares, hallucinations both visual and auditory of racists humanoids know as SCP 6242-D (dicks) SCP 6242-D will follow the victim and harras them... (The rest of this document has been redacted by the Special Counsel Robert Muller and 05 command
@ashman88914 жыл бұрын
"Thousands of ballots given out by the millions." Hmm I really need to brush up on my MAGA math.
@thomaskromah56974 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have to concede. All he has to do is just leave the people house come Jan 20.
@maryblake55384 жыл бұрын
Squattergate! Comedy gold! I will be using that lol...
@cobracommander43784 жыл бұрын
This video made me laugh so much!!! I actually watched this video 20 times and counting!! Giuliani perodity was the best so far. Thanks for making it Jimmy.
@jeffplamenig84784 жыл бұрын
If this wasn't actually written down for the kids as a joke for the show, I'm completely horrified!
@NsGDark4 жыл бұрын
It's disgusting how the producers of this sjow would utilize kids and tell them what to say. You can't blame the president for how your child ends up, you have to have some responsibility as a parent.
@adeeb80654 жыл бұрын
Why Would You Concede When You Can Millions Just By Spreading Lies n Claiming Fraud!
@SweetUniverse4 жыл бұрын
Melania should've told him, "You won!" And after he settled down from being happy, "Just kidding! Joe Biden won." Please let there be an alternate universe where that happened. 😂😂😂
@karamelqt734 жыл бұрын
It's like the lambchop song "🎵 it's just the song that never ends it goes on and on my friends 🎶 "
@gennypenny55274 жыл бұрын
I love jimmy 😘😘
@rosettasilvermist4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone actually checked that he knows what rigged means? Maybe he thinks it means something else.
@iliasnoillib41514 жыл бұрын
Maybe 😂 😂
@JamaicanRain4 жыл бұрын
He certainly does not have an average grasp on the English language - something he should have been learning since he was a baby.
@OttoLopezValerio4 жыл бұрын
11:53 OMG those rascals were adorable, they show how Donald Trump is just a spoiled entitled toddler. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@notthatnancy69984 жыл бұрын
Why don’t you just ignore him? He is no longer relevant, yet you keep him in the forefront.
@YusufGinnah4 жыл бұрын
@Nicole Ray If Trump supporters could see and use reason, they wouldn't be Trump supporters in the first place...
@itzmemrc87284 жыл бұрын
@@YusufGinnah yeah yeah it's like people who follow biden have reason🤦♂️
@YusufGinnah4 жыл бұрын
@@itzmemrc8728 Their reason is to try make 'common sense' a thing again... 👍🏼
@YusufGinnah4 жыл бұрын
@Will Durant 🤣😆😆👍🏼
@notthatnancy69984 жыл бұрын
@Nicole Ray they are not intelligent enough to understand. They aren’t Kimmel’s audience. And I am sick of hearing about him!!! Lets hear something funny or entertaining.
@stellaray4 жыл бұрын
Guiliani is so Loyal to Donald... I wonder what they must-have on each other! OMG...The whole can of worms is about to come spilling out! I can't wait to see your take on it Jimmy you look Great btw and The videos were fantastic hilarious and right on!
@mizanahmed73364 жыл бұрын
It seem I have memorised so many vocabulary with these children 🤣😅😬
@dr.m.hfuhruhurr844 жыл бұрын
"Will you shut up, man" -Joe
@DaNFLboi4 жыл бұрын
IM THE LEAST RESIST PERSON IN A ROOM President Mcnuggets
@d.m.e.b.m.f76494 жыл бұрын
At this point I'm not sure who is more delusional, Trump or his supporters.
@lisapitsi61844 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@josephfuller62294 жыл бұрын
that is a extremely close race :D
@TontoEpstein4 жыл бұрын
OK, I'm really starting to get annoyed by Kimmel's writing staff fake laughing at the same jokes they wrote. It's like having 50,000 Jimmy Fallons in the audience.
@smallstudiodesign4 жыл бұрын
“Electile Dysfunction” - very perfect term. nomination worthy for Webster’s/Oxford Dictionaries, et al for new terminology.
@danielleking2624 жыл бұрын
LMAO the 10 stages of grief clips were *awesome* 😆👍
@KikiLivesInMe4 жыл бұрын
Trump taking credit for vaccines made tirelessly by researchers and scientists rubs me the wrong way. He didn’t even bother showing up for the meetings.
@thomashaley52844 жыл бұрын
Just sit back on your ass for the next 4 years and wait until Delusional Joe solves all your problems!
@KikiLivesInMe4 жыл бұрын
@@thomashaley5284 - Bidens bare minimum would still be way more than disgusting Trump ever did.
@hapah48944 жыл бұрын
Squatter In Chief
@sandet024 жыл бұрын
Truth has never been really big for the Feelings crowd