Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue 2023

[@brittanyphillips7596]

The fact that Brendan Fraser was just tearing up being mentioned, being a nominee warms my heart. He totally deserved his win

[@vade137]

He was acting...only satanists and pedophiles are allowed to get awards. Remember that in the future when you watch these shows...each actor had to buy their award and the price is not paid in cash...it's paid by doing really nasty stuff.

[@PuNlisher]

Also love Key

[@inspirationalakash]

🙂

[@doge4924]

Just left my footsteps

[@esrl447-i6j]

I didn't see his latest movie, but he always struck me as a good guy.

[@ChrisDavidsonDoobieWainwright]

If Matt Damon had stormed on stage and slapped Jimmy that would have been the best bit ever.😂

[@melissakennedy8467]

Heck yeah! Someone needs to!

[@burdenedwithgloriouspurpos9132]

Omg, that was such a missed opportunity!

[@SweetColo]

Best idea ever!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@davesa9277]

YES!!! 😂

[@Fred.pSonic]

Even better: have Matt jump out of that bear suit to deliver the slap!

[@freelikeyve]

“Do what you did last year, nothing. Sit there and do absolutely nothing. Maybe even give the assailant a hug!” 😂😂

[@emhu2594]

They make me sick.

[@GritoDeGuerraMX]

😂😂😂😂

[@raulcitraro]

This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

[@brianm8384]

You poor baby

[@h.d.5194]

@@emhu2594 so does Kimmel. He probably would of done the same thing. He's as fake as the rest of them

[@TimeBucks]

So happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

[@danb5595]

Why wouldn’t he?

[@agomezjunco]

Both Guillermos?

[@vennilamahavlogs1924]

Good

[@rumadey2423]

👍

[@lgriffin904]

Word

[@chitojoseph]

3:29 I feel sorry for the people seated behind the veiled lady. 😭

[@pamelaknoblauch7173]

Me too🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johndododoe1411]

And I'm impressed it wasn't GaGa. But then she has the experience of someone in big headgear being in the middle of her Artpop audience a few years ago.

[@JasminGeigle]

Unbelievable. Imagine sitting behind her. I would be furious.

[@Nobodysurvivesevenonebit]

Lmao

[@C.Church]

She made me "mad" the SECOND I saw her. (I mean, in life perspective mad lol)

[@TheCrankyTechnician]

Damn how smooth and cool is Pedro Pascal? I need a gif of that moment of his

[@HRHDMKYT]

Just saw the final episode of ‘The Last of Us’. I know nothing of the video game or the show, but they did a brilliant recap, and my family who I watched with filled in some knowledge gaps, so I thoroughly enjoyed it. Loving Pedro!

[@licialee283]

Deadass he said im watching y’all bc I know you fans are gonna be stressed by the time the Oscar’s are over and you catch the last episode.

[@gunjan1771]

I really like how he pointed out that what happened last year was wrong and how the audience didnt react to it . he didnt shy away from saying what is right and did it in a classy way

[@thedude5449]

Yeah all while he's one of Epsteins best clients. Very classy.

[@platinumpineapple9943]

funny af😂😂😂 do absolutely nothing

[@TahtahmesDiary]

What were they supposed to do? Boo? Tackle Will? They were shocked as anyone, I’m not sure I get what they should have been doing .

[@no_handle_found]

Well tbh, I initially thought it was part of the script, and if I was in crowd myself wouldn't have reacted to it.

[@zeeshanzakariya7204]

I thought it was scripted. May be they all did too

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

I'm so glad Michelle and Brendan got their Oscars. Both very underrated people.

[@jaberjb8191]

Guillermo Moment was all worth it for me. He so much deserved it😊

[@samstrider3253]

I was hoping it was the guy from What We Do In The Shadows.

[@jaberjb8191]

@@samstrider3253 yeap that too. But nothing takes away that guillermo stare at the screen 👀😅

[@ayoub.3939]

did you hear people barking in the background why is that?

[@Thehardtruth69]

I saw him in sitting down before he was shown and was excited.

[@mmikels]

"And if any of you get mad at a joke and decided you wanna come up here and get jiggy with it... it's not gonna be easy." 😂😂😂

[@davidfeltz8697]

Awesome. Great way to address a situation with light humor.

[@RoseOdette]

He was outstanding!!!

[@fathomtheundertaker4356]

I thought he said "Get Jimmy with it"?

[@charlestaylor427]

6AM said he

[@JP-bc8zc]

Yoooooo 😂😂😂

[@dttra566]

So glad that they brought back all 23 categories to be broadcast live. It was ridiculous to eliminate such important categories like cinematography, the very thing that makes movies as movies. Without cinematography, movies are plays or novels for chrissake. Finally everything is back to how it should be.

[@allergictostupidpeople7893]

Not really all left liberal SATANIC worshipers

[@benzaiten933]

yeah and even the less 'glamorous' categories are vital for movie making. it's just insulting to tell all those hard working folks that they're just not important enough to be shown on screen.

[@NormaLilia24]

Why did they eliminate that category?

[@raulcitraro]

This is the MOST boring show on Earth. If RICKY GERVAIS guess- hosted the Oscars, the rating would go through the roof!

[@AshaNimo1]

And score and animated feature

[@siyuwoaini]

I simply love how his opening is filled with great humour and nothing less of respect and homage to artists like Spielberg, Yeoh, Fraser and many more who deserve the spotlight for their excellent works!

[@markcalvert7944]

A well-deserved shout-out to John Williams! Thank you, Jimmy and the writers for acknowledging this living legend and remembering his 53 nominations!

[@dizzy388]

and yet no one ever remembers john powell 😢

[@Dreamcatcher9000]

@@dizzy388 That was random. :p

[@csjcsj2906]

​@@dizzy388 Don't remember Powerll... ...but I remember Powell, though!

[@dizzy388]

@@csjcsj2906 hah - good catch! i should never write comments after midnight

[@dizzy388]

@Beka Lara so he deserves more recognition!!! so many of us know his songs but almost no one knows his name 🥲

[@hanginthere1101]

“We have nominees from every corner of Dublin.” This line always gets me 😂 among five Irish actors, four of whom are for the roles in The Banshees of Inisherin. Definitely worth watching ❤❤❤

[@franv342]

Always gets you? Lol as if this happened years ago

[@spenser9908]

@@franv342 In fairness, he's unemployed and this is the 17th time he's watched this video.

[@franv342]

@@spenser9908 Lol

[@somergoyt]

funny movie.. funnier dialogues

[@thitran6105]

ok

[@darthbiker2311]

That was just amazing. I love how happy Ke Huy Quan and Brendan Fraser are at just getting a mention, Brendan was literally in tears. I love how Jimmy called out last year's audience for their inaction after the slap - and not just the audience but the Committee in general for still giving Smith the award. I love how game everyone is especially Spielberg ("Oh you're here too, Sepp or Seb is it?, how long have you been there?"), the two Guillermos and Garfield. And the RRR bit when they played Jimmy off. And the absence of the Matt Damon prop gag. Not the funniest but easily one of the best, most grounded opening speeches in recent years.

[@AnkitShai]

2:55 He was tearing up!! Such a genuine reaction..it indeed is an honor to even be nominated...such a deserved win!

[@maazkalim]

Mr Gleeson?

[@max_91]

I love the face of Andrew Garfield when Jimmy mentions him 🤣

[@andrewt9128]

The whole bit was perfect. Garfield nailed it

[@eddyma97]

12:21

[@jimmyvongmusic]

I wanted him to do the spidey twhip hands so bad hahaha

[@jameswilliams-zr8co]

spiderman ! and hacksaw ridge

[@greenbitch421]

He's a team player he's morethen willing to look like a Dunst for the show.

[@chrisjames4297]

The Oscars are just so much better with a host. Any awards show needs an MC, gives the whole things structure and doesn’t feel awkward like the other years. He gets people laughing and loosens up the energy a bit and then its not as stiff for the rest of the show.

[@Erasureeraser]

But it depends on who's the host too. Last year's host was terrible (Wanda Sykes was not too bad) so even if The Academy wants a host, they better pick a good one. Kimmel was one of the better choices, probably since Seth MacFarlane

[@Guillaume2606]

@@Erasureeraser Ricky Gervais was and is still the best of all!

[@Erasureeraser]

@@Guillaume2606 But Ricky is not here so no, I'm just talking about the person who has host the Oscars, Ricky is not one of them and probably never will be

[@sanjushah3061]

The Oscars went smoothly this year. Thanks to Chris Rock Will Smith and his B'atch wife for not showing up.

[@MrM-u3h]

Too bad it was Kimmel.

[@prescottwhynot]

I'm so happy Guillermo has a seat at the Oscars

[@michaelgonzalez4176]

But no tuxedo! Dresses like a security guard.

[@danb5595]

Why?

[@dragoflamer786]

@@michaelgonzalez4176 part of his character

[@peterwinters8587]

You mean two seats

[@michaelgonzalez4176]

@@danb5595 I'd guess probably because he is.-------------

[@nago217]

First time for Colin Farrell? I did not know, he is such great actor! And this latest Irish movie was fantastic!

[@platinumpineapple9943]

“Do what you did last year, nothing” 😂😂😂

[@Cowntsikin]

that should sting a bit for those who attended last year's event hahaha

[@studiodreamken]

@@Cowntsikin Especially the person who 'hugged the assailant' lol

[@helene420]

​@@studiodreamken oy vay 🤦🏻‍♀️ seriously 😒

[@MrGenexxx]

They didn't do nothing. They gave Will a standing ovation 👏👏👏

[@waltermennekens1503]

Will smith should indeed have been arrested for battery

[@ScarlettOcean92]

This is the first time the Oscars have felt like "good old days" in probably 5-10 years. No grandstanding, no angry hurt-filled speeches, no drama, no Harvey Weinsteins creeping up the red carpet, no real politics, no lineup of legacy nominees only there to make condescending statements about Hollywood's narcissism. Just a whole bunch of first-time nominees THRILLED to be there, speeches full of joy and enthusiasm, and a round of movies that I actually felt like I've seen. This felt like an Oscars full of positivity with very little cynicism, and I was genuinely overjoyed for every person who won. I wish more people actually watched this year because I feel like this was the year they finally got it right.

[@shainas6149]

Couldn’t agree more

[@Quartermaster1463]

YUPPPPP

[@AlienfromY841]

What Hollywood has been severely lacking is fresh meat and it's nice to know that it's slowly turning around on that front

[@Gologo7]

Said no one ever..🙄

[@hollowedhope]

Very well put

[@The-Truth-Bomb]

That Guillermo bit made me so happy!!🥰🤣🤣

[@boomerang8909]

12:34

[@fairdinkum977]

Jimmy never leaves home without Guillermo by his side!😂

[@elram2649]

Guillermo's his Wingman. Even Tom Cruise has to take the backseat. ☺️

[@fairdinkum977]

@@elram2649 To understand how close Guillermo is, to Jimmy's heart... There was that time when Matt Damon "took over" Jimmy's show, and they got the great Andy Garcia to replace Guillermo!😄

[@elram2649]

@Fair Dinkum OMG, I missed that one! 🤯😭 I'm gonna go find the clips! 😇 Thank you so much! They're an amazing comedy duo. 👌

[@maroselucas6720]

The dancing off the stage and pushing Jimmy, omg made me laugh so hard...still laughing...will repeat 10x damn this was a good one. 🤣💗

[@BryanJacobs-dz9lb]

For real 🤣🤣🤣

[@maroselucas6720]

​@@BryanJacobs-dz9lbStill go back to watch this again and again lol 😂😂😂

[@BryanJacobs-dz9lb]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@BryanJacobs-dz9lb]

So where are you from Marose?

[@alickbwalyamwila3385]

😂😂😂 that was endless humor at it's best 😂😂

[@kellerhammer4613]

As a current student in a public speaking class, I really appreciate the skill it takes to be able to speak for such a long time without reading off of something. Kudos to you Jimmy!

[@bojackkatarn]

There are teleprompters for the Oscars. Not sure if Kimmel used them but wouldn't surprise me if he had "prompts" even if it wasn't verbatim.

[@rolandofgilead43]

@@bojackkatarn with him i would not be surprised if he does sometimes ad lib but everything is rehearsed which is why you wonder why last year Rock's hosting joke wasn't killed in the rehearsal

[@nealart]

I agree. Not many can speak as well and hit every point.

[@olivia-performanceartist3693]

@@bojackkatarneven with the teleprompters the ability to sound natural and not rely on them for every single word is quite a skill.

[@bojackkatarn]

@@olivia-performanceartist3693 Yes, but he's been a late night show host for over 20 years.

[@pomgrannycoco8766]

Well said...He introduced the movies and actors nominated, spoke about cinema and other movies not nominated...+ Some funny facts. He brought some respect back to the Oscars.

[@gfox9295]

His third time hosting. First time was marred a bit by the envelope switcheroo at the end (not that that was his fault, but a lot of times that's what gets mentioned about his first time is all I mean). Really glad to hear everything went well this time. I wasn't able to watch it live but have been watching clips on youtube today and enjoying most of what I've seen. I'm a big Letterman fan (as was Kimmel growing up) and a Conan fan, but Kimmel has always had my respect as well.

[@laluenbaires]

​@@gfox9295but he even handled the envelope incident well

[@borris3768]

He's a terrible host

[@jamesmacker]

Oscars and respect lol

[@Nobushido]

more money in one paycheck than a decade in Afghanistan. Hows egg prices! fuxking moron

[@marysketch4772]

So glad he can convey through a joke how absolutely ridiculous the lack of response to the slap last year was by Oscars and audience.

[@googlamonster5086]

That was the best part of an excellent opening!

[@acun4075]

I think a lot of people thought it was a joke at first till Smith went back to his seat and started yelling, hell, even I thought the slap looked comical at first and didn't think anything of it.

[@pflanagan1]

I mean, you or I wouldn't have acted any differently knowing these guys are actors, and the Oscar's always has a few performances throughout the show. I don't think it's fair to play armchair quarterback to the reactions of people in the crowd.

[@beeveranga2138]

Fave part!

[@smartyhardy8924]

​@@acun4075 yeah especially when Will left the stage, he walked like he did in "Wild Wild West" lmao. I also thought this was staged, until he started shouting at Chris Rock.

[@vikkki]

One of the best Oscar monologues ever. Love the John Williams shoutout. Listened to him since I discovered his soundtracks as a kid. And love Andrew Garfield’s face when Jimmy said Spider-man 😂 wrong one!

[@DerLattenrost]

Ellen was much better

[@meia1855]

​@@DerLattenrost nahh

[@allohahh]

what do you mean by wrong one:O he was spiderman at one point

[@cosmicredeemer3109]

That’s was the most Peter Parker thing Andy did

[@aaronvincentlee3490]

nah Meryl Streep is the best Spider-man, still

[@Ocelot4R]

I love that he was danced off the stage... 😆😂

[@merwitch]

That was my favorite bit of the whole monologue

[@Erasureeraser]

When I saw that, I was like "yeah let's just stick with Kimmel as the Oscar host shall we?"

[@primal84]

@@chjr4740 haha. Good catch!

[@Thehardtruth69]

His monologue was too long XD

[@1003JustinLaw]

@@Thehardtruth69 Hey it wasn't 19 minutes, but I suppose that's because he didn't attack anyone

[@arnoldschwarzen-word]

12:20 Andrew constantly serving the meme community

[@shihlin1]

The entire night was about comebacks. All four acting Oscar recipients, each one had a story about being either past their prime or dealing with rejection. One of the rare nights Hollywood got it right. And thank goodness no Slap-Gate to dominate the headlines. This was all about letting these actors shine in the spotlight. Congrats.

[@ZacharySire]

all the wrong actors won, and making it even worse, they all gave awful acceptance speeches.

[@gaylord_focker]

@@ZacharySire Terrible opinion

[@icarovdl]

​@@gaylord_focker great opinion, Everything Everywhere was trash

[@gaylord_focker]

@@icarovdl No, absolutely terrible opinion. EEAAO is a masterpiece.

[@cesarincamendozaloyola4407]

Cate deserved her third one.

[@saadsrequiemforsasuke7041]

Its been a while since I felt this happy watching a video!!! Jimmy saying Top Gun Maverick was the best was emotional, every frame had 2-3 people I know but after Jimmy saying creed and beautiful Michelle yeoh, The Mandalorian Pedro Pascal AND OFCOURSE Spider-Man Andrew Garfield will be protecting him, broke into absolute hysteric applause!!! I loved this soo much!!!!! Well done Jimmy at the Oscars! 14.3.2023

[@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121]

Damn, I can't believe tonight was Jamie Lee Curtis's first Oscar

[@shoutatthesky]

I can't believe she actually gets work!

[@peacelife]

I know right! It's crazy

[@theTruthSeekerishere]

​@@shoutatthesky well when you're the daughter of actors...

[@helene420]

​@@shoutatthesky why?

[@MrMiike83]

I know, I could easily think of 5 others more deserving

[@kateuhler7803]

John Williams is an living legend, our finest living composer🥰💜💞

[@Allie8567]

Yes. Amazing at 91

[@AldrinCGomez]

True

[@Mia_Skywalker]

If he ever releases a complete works of all his work, I'll buy it, no matter how expensive (and huge) it is.

[@nikezooms]

thomas newman

[@gaylord_focker]

hans zimmer

[@claricehirata3303]

Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job hosting the show! I have not watched the Academy Awards for years and really, really enjoyed it this year!

[@junedarius254]

What a difference ONE year makes! From the absolute crass, classless Will Smith train wreck to what will be one of the best comeback story of once blackballed and forgotten actor Brendan Fraser as Oscar winner for best actor. Jimmy’s Opening monologue captured the energetic upbeat vibe.

[@miriamassefaw2541]

I have never seen so many people smile so hard, so long, ever😂

[@MavicAir1]

I was literally laughing my face off ! Jimmy did a great job and didn't hold back.

[@Ronnaferd]

Including me! 😆

[@EonSlumber]

Paid actors

[@WolfenmarK]

@@EonSlumber Well... Yes. 😂

[@jeffmoore4483]

You see all those people that GOT SUCKERED INTO VOTING FOR JOE BIDEN because he said He was going to forgive student loans 😂😂😂 then bail out banks took him three days .

[@tobyflenderson6972]

Not a Kimmel fan in the slightest, but this was a solid monologue, he had me cracking up more than a few times.

[@andrewborody]

His writers did a fantastic job

[@ewpaint]

@@andrewborody this.

[@mjn55128]

Yeah Kimmel repulses me to the utmost extreme, and just the mention of his name has me wretching in disgust. This monologue however, was pure gold and I was absolutely rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. I thought I was going to puke in delight. Yeah, this was the monologue.

[@jerrywinker5308]

@@mjn55128 liberal

[@maxzillajr3627]

@@jerrywinker5308 lmao seethe more chud

[@AnthologyOfDave]

Really glad to see Brandon Fraiser getting love. Dudes had it hard and everyone loves a comeback story.

[@GD-he2xj]

Right? I feel bad for him - especially when people misspell his first name.

[@livewiiiiire]

​@@GD-he2xj and his last lol it's Fraser

[@GD-he2xj]

@@livewiiiiire Thank you, I didn't see that! I stopped at 'Brandon'

[@rnenashev]

You mean Kim Kardashian?

[@drixcel2741]

@@rnenashevKim… well…

[@jorgel.6612]

Jimmy’s monologue was absolutely a home run!! I’m so glad he was able to acknowledge all the talent this year without bringing up politics and division!! He made it funny, sweet and memorable!! This is definitely one for the Oscars History Records!! Well done Jimmy !! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤❤❤

[@khankhan-qk5ds]

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[@buddy6584]

The only reason there wasn't any is because they used up all the material. I'm sure if they had new stuff to work with, they would for sure do it.

[@bill2066]

Jimmy Epsteins Performance?

[@qcrew2938]

It's because Biden is in office... If Trump were in power there'd be 3-4 shots at him

[@Dominus_Maximus]

EDIT: 3:28 That one woman in the crowd wearing that large white head display is incredibly disrespectful to everyone around her. Also, it looks really bad

[@andreariitano6497]

My thought exactly.

[@recherche4528]

So true! I am sure people will be discussing her tomorrow.

[@kzlittlegirl]

Now I am looking for her!

[@ashejmawien4326]

She’s a famous Nigerian artist Tems.. love her music

[@chillbest14]

Yes that's a fact

[@NickellaElla]

✨Guillermo sitting next to Questlove, that’s a fine duo!✨

[@marcochen9117]

this was actually a really solid ceremony overall

[@allergictostupidpeople7893]

How old are you?? I bet ratings were low most people don't watch award shows of any kind anymore all political the music performance is SATANIC it's all Red = SATAN

[@keepingupwithculver545]

Yup, definitely the least cringe Oscars in a looong time!

[@HRHDMKYT]

I never saw this on Sunday night, so am happy this is up on KZbin. I think the writers and Jimmy Kimmel did a *terrific* job! This must be a difficult gig, and when live, anything can happen. Yet the participants in his jokes all played along, which was fun, and no one was insulted (too badly). It *is* just movies, after all.

[@DonVideoGuy007]

Now that is what you call "An Oscar worthy entrance"... brilliant idea!

[@nataliecillerova6640]

Top Gun was also "Oscar worthy" film in my opinion and not just for Sound but more

[@douglashenry6996]

Jack Palance's push-ups were even greater, but it was well done.

[@deem8849]

I just love how brendan fraser stops clapping when he is mentioned and on camera and starts again clapping for the next one. Such a great human being

[@gracemunich1476]

yes, humble

[@Keysi_6]

I rhoguht kimmel would ssy austin butler next but he got forgotten

[@timsawyer9231]

2:55 Brendan Fraser is such a sweet guy. Look how humbled and honored he is to hear his name called out. Dude was a big part of my childhood, love that guy.

[@windslash22]

Finally.. The Oscar's back on track. Excellent job Jimmy! Glad Guillermo was able to have his own seat.

[@fairdinkum977]

Jimmy in his finest hour insists on having Guillermo by his side!❤👏

[@gfox9295]

TWO Guillermos! Kimmel's such a greedy boy. ;)

[@itsbonkerjojo9028]

​@@gfox9295 wtf r u saying tho

[@gfox9295]

@@itsbonkerjojo9028 Did you watch the bit where at first the camera went to Guillermo del Toro in the crowd before Jimmy Kimmel said "no, the other one!" and it went to Jimmy's Guillermo? That's what I was referencing!

[@itsbonkerjojo9028]

@@gfox9295 i saw guilmro at first. So he isn't the real one also where is the real one . Oh my god i am getting messed up . I m gonna die soon . anyway fck me . Bye for now. It's about to hit 1 p clock . Bye gud night

[@gfox9295]

@@itsbonkerjojo9028 hey now, they're both real Guillermos. ;) Take it easy, okay? Take care of yourself.

[@saitejach5996]

Jimmy really nailed it. Especially the way he talked about last year's incident.

[@AhmadKhan-ez3zk]

you mean the writers you wrote the monologue nailed it

[@vade137]

By "it" do you mean the children at Epstien Island...his frequent vacation spot. nasty.

[@fallingdown9948]

FJK

[@SerJoker5150]

@@fallingdown9948 Trump hates you

[@jiml4987]

It was very brave of Jimmy making a joke about Keith's wife.

[@Henrique-wy6cv]

It actually would be funny to see people danced off stage lol

[@Allie8567]

Especially to that Indian movie dance! Naatu Naatu RRR Which stands for Rise Roar Revolt Glad it won best song!

[@nerdakash4920]

​@@Allie8567 accept my greetings from ur Indian friend.. ty for appreciating this song..

[@dv9239]

​@@Allie8567 Kimmel triggered Indians calling it a bollywood movie

[@playstationaccount4473]

​@@dv9239 Tolly, Bolly....they're all crap.

[@fuelarjun]

@@dv9239 🤣

[@clemayk]

Classic! After last year’s disastrous ending this comes as a refreshing reboot!

[@thegoldencamelfromegypt6865]

That's how you redeem yourself! jokes and remarks that are almost crossing the line but just don't... Incredible job Jimmy Kimmel... And finally the oscars where worth watching again!

[@Hank_Amarillo]

there is no redemption. hes an establishment hack

[@blue-calla]

If you think Chris Rock’s GI Jane joke crossed the line, then your line is way too low.

[@favourkaeem6065]

@@blue-calla likeeee learn to take a joke lol.

[@blue-calla]

@@favourkaeem6065 ikr?! Lol

[@googleuser4428]

Yes, because loosing an ENTIRE career over a weak GI Jane joke is sensible. If Spielberg decided Jimmy "crossed the line"...then what? Absolutely no justification for the idiotic and classless action that occurred last year

[@TigerMa75]

Perfect host and monologue. Addressed everything that needed addressing including a little reprimand for the audience’s apathy last year. Well done Mr Kimmel👏

[@brunoarekhandia2158]

Well, we didn't see Matt Damon on stage trying to slap him...I won't say it's exactly perfect.

[@BakingBadOBX]

that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

[@BakingBadOBX]

that was the best part. I actually faded away into my phone listening and then I heard that and had to rewind. That was the first thing I noticed last year during the slap, not a single knucklehead moved an inch.

[@billfleming6211]

He was rude to the nice woman in front row

[@pianissimo34]

The close-ups when Jimmy was introducing all of his famous "bodyguards" were so funny lol And especially when Andrew was like “AM I Spider-Man? WILL I really be able to protect him??”

[@ashley5130]

there was absolutely nothing funny about any of it lol I don't know what kind of sense of humor you have

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@ashley5130 Thanks for being here and commenting to show your support!

[@Psicokass]

@@ashley5130 and?

[@Nicolas-1812]

@@ashley5130 oof, is everything okay sweetie?

[@jhaimarrsanmiguel4758]

@@ashley5130 must be jada's burner account

[@SimpleLosingWeight]

Wow, Jimmy Kimmel really brought his A-game to the Oscars this year! His monologue had me laughing from beginning to end.

[@jimmiemalone]

Brendan Fraser deserves more love from his peers.

[@joaquimgoncalves9412]

Well deserved oscar.

[@leevancliffneridacampo7769]

He deserved what he got that night!?🥺😭

[@jameswilliams-zr8co]

no, the whale is a horrible miserbale movie, and anti god crap

[@rolly86]

​@@jameswilliams-zr8co but god doesn't exist soooo where's the problem?🙄🤔

[@TheDienhart]

@@jameswilliams-zr8co well everyone else doesn’t think so Ahab.

[@Hakim21210]

At last, a ceremony where monologue isn't boring!

[@davidfeltz8697]

Yeah. He touched on everything. Kept is classy, light, funny while acknowledging the talent in the theater.

[@mymind1615]

@@davidfeltz8697 yea cuz the world is getting sensitive so you know so that he doesn’t get cancelled

[@FireJach]

Is Hollywood back?

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

Safe and boring

[@ryanhau1073]

To be fair, last year did gave Jimmy some material

[@janethnunez3564]

I liked his monologue. It was funny and respectful.

[@freebein]

"When I look around this room I can't help but remember, is ozempic right for me?" 💀💀💀🤣

[@jenniferbaumgarden9293]

I didn't really get that one. Was it because people were wearing blue diabetes ribbons?

[@celesteblack1803]

@@jenniferbaumgarden9293 a lot of celebrities have been using ozempic to lose weight

[@davidbwa]

I believe he was joking about the fact that many folks who do not have diabetes have been using it off label for weight loss. And from what I read that was mainly folks like movie stars.

[@r7diego]

@@celesteblack1803 ohhhhh thanks !

[@LogicalVelocity]

I've lost 100 lbs from ozempic in the last year. It's saved my life.

[@johnengelmusic]

Brilliant opening! The best Oscar monologue and host ever! Congrats to Jimmy and his writers!

[@hotdamndan9892]

You can tell Jimmy made sure he'd this one in the head! Man really brought out his A-Game! And all the winners well deserved,. Michelle Yeoh, Brendan Fraser, Quan, and even JLC!

[@leeproulx7412]

Jimmy Kimmel is my favourite Oscars host. So thrilled that he was asked to host again.

[@triixstiir]

I loved seeing mad eye moody and the penguin sitting next to each other 😂

[@Esotaric08]

where?

[@MrSpiderboy1991]

@@Esotaric08 Colin Farrell played the penguin in The Batman and Brendan Gleason played mad eye moody in Harry Potter

[@monicamkupmartinez9285]

Not to mention Rufus Scrimgeour was nominated and very close to them as well. 😂

[@mahisinghvi08]

@@MrSpiderboy1991 wait what that was Colin Farrell?

[@mohiabro]

@@mahisinghvi08 yup, that was all makeup

[@beeerooney]

andrew’s reaction to “youre gonna have to tangle with spider-man” is the most peter parker thing ever! 😆

[@Soul-up8ru]

And it's even funnier when you realize he was nominated alongside Will Smith last year

[@Bluemgwes]

I think we can all agree that tonight's Oscars was what we needed. Such a beautiful night and hit all the right notes. Well done, Jimmy!

[@itsmeGeorgina]

Yep, it was great from all angles

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

Safe and Hollywood. Boring

[@deep4874]

It was a beautiful night because of Natu Natu from India

[@Totanonsrb]

I think you need to reconsider.

[@gef2]

@@deep4874 how about all the other asians lol, EETAO annilated that show

[@MKPiatkowski]

That was an incredible opening. Well done, Jimmy.

[@PigeonPair]

'The way movies are meant to be seen - in a theater'. Damn right Jimmy!

[@brooks1002]

This is the moment that was giving Will Smith sleepless nights over the past year. He knew he will be the butt of joke of whoever will host the award. Well done Jimmy. He freaking deserves it! 👍🏼

[@belladonnaofsadness4764]

Will smith didn’t do anything wrong tho

[@charlesjay8818]

@@belladonnaofsadness4764 A comedian making a joke and poor insecure will can't take it (funny because he initially had no problem, but after looking at Jada he then changed his mind and reacted) and gets up and slaps him in the MIDDLE of the oscars.... didn't do anything wrong?????? hahaha, it was mild joke at best. If your a celeb u really need to have a little thicker skin than will

[@Kroger_deli]

@@belladonnaofsadness4764Really?…

[@belladonnaofsadness4764]

@@Kroger_deli YES. Chris deserved more than a slap for that insensitive joke. Argue with the wall if you disagree.

[@blur8163]

@@belladonnaofsadness4764 You’re defending Will’s bald cheating husband for what tho

[@kr6productions]

The Spiderman, Fabelman and Guillermo joke was hilarious 😂😂. Jimmy was really good with this monologue, wasn't expecting so many good jokes from him especially some risky jokes.

[@BuckyBarnesNC]

I really can’t wait to see Guillermo’s video at the Oscars.

[@thetouristaonTikToc]

The “maybe even give the assailant a hug” 😂🤣💯🔥did it for me. Jimmy is a legend for that whole monologue. Between this and Chris Rocks Netflix…..it was worth a year wait.

[@WhoseIAm7]

You waited a year for nothing on both accounts? You can't be serious...

[@thetouristaonTikToc]

@@WhoseIAm7 Roflmao whoooooaaaa what? Are you a complete idiot or are you joking? Oh yes…..I have not moved from my chair for 365 days….I have my meals delivered to my computer desk. I use a commode so I don’t have to get up from my chair to use the bathroom. I slept with my head down and notifications turned up just IN CASE some news about smith and rock will pop up. And now…. I can move on with my life. Yes..l waited a whole year. My life stopped until now. 🤣🤟🏽😎 And you’re a total moron. Thanks for the laugh.

[@amberzheng3094]

the hesitation in applause when he said spiderman 😭😭 they were definitely expecting tom holland there

[@PhazerSC]

Andrew Garfield's facial expression "I know, I'm not Tom" was pretty funny.

[@jaywillie7840]

He was one of the Spider-Man so close enough 😂😂

[@jameswilliams-zr8co]

andrew rules !

[@JetfireTurbo]

@@PhazerSC I think his expression was more like “don’t count on me to defend you, buddy”

[@Thehardtruth69]

Thank God it wasn't Tom, the worst Spiderman of the bunch

[@AK27inAZ]

Jimmy did a GREAT job! And for all the Pedro Pascal fans 12:15 you're welcome. 😁

[@monabear7287]

Thank you for the proper use of "you're".

[@flamerthevelcioraptorrevie1638]

This is the way

[@Fern635]

You know you're getting older when the Oscars camera pans to the audience and you have no idea who 50% of the people are

[@RS54321]

The Grammys are 10X worse!!

[@zanetapenny8388]

It just means you're not watching a lot of movies nowadays. I recognized everyone, but that's because watching movies is a hobby for me.

[@lucysphotosfromar]

I thought the same thing when they panned the audience. Even stopped the video and had a good look. Been watching the Oscars since the 1960's. I guess I should be happy to be here to see if I recognize anyone at all.

[@goodial]

if you're watching just the oscars and not the movies that are nominated, yeah you're gonna have a hard time :)

[@vade137]

thats a good thing, but if you really want to know they are pedophiles and satanists.

[@kyrkbymannen]

One year on, and every clap at the Oscars still feels like a tribute to that legendary slap.

[@LonelySandwich]

You did a great job Jimmy Kimmel and saved the best for last, can't wait for Guillermo's interviews to the stars!

[@hablandoconchris]

honestly you can't lose with Kimmel hosting. The guys got the talent and the experience, he's a class act

[@TheSpaceman332211]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤢🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤢😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@JCEE7737]

@@TheSpaceman332211 we found the trigggered guy lmao

[@Mark_Brooks]

@Silk Sonic Thanks for being here to support him!

[@sbs3003ses]

How many times did he go to E.Island

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@sbs3003ses The list was published in 2015.

[@suryaprashanthjsp]

Best monologue! But the moment when those dancers came in dancing to dance him off.. that is THE BEST.

[@apexalleyofficial]

Jimmy Kimmel's 2023 Oscars Monologue delivered a perfect blend of humor and wit, making it a memorable and entertaining start to the 95th Academy awards. 😁👍

[@skl5838]

Two actors from "Encino Man" won an Oscar in 2023, so happy for both of them, Michelle Yeoh & Jamie Lee Curtis👍👍👍👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@knucksandboltz9908]

ENCINO MAN, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred KE HUY QUAN. The MUMMY 3, TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR, BRENDAN FRASER co-starred MICHELLE YEOH.

[@markpomerhn76]

​@@knucksandboltz9908I didn't realize that! Wow!

[@scruffd0g193]

Jimmy Kimmel did a really great job hosting this year.

[@johnbernhardtsen3008]

said no one ever!

[@daniellemaroney2931]

I just wish he had slapped someone just to liven up the show last night, it was boring.

[@vincenzoterrin3590]

Again!

[@vade137]

sure, if you like pedo's

[@michaelhughes9278]

you mean "roasting".

[@Judith-rx8de]

Best Oscars I've seen in years. Refreshing to see a new breed of younger altruistic film makers and writers. Well produced and Kimmel was consistently funny. Low key, no fluff really enjoyable.

[@imalwaysright]

Yes. No annoying gags and skits that waste time

[@Erasureeraser]

Only expecting him to throw shade at Matt Damon, wasn't dissapointed at all

[@newname9064]

Woke Jimmy sucks

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@newname9064 Thanks for being here to support him!

[@Mark_Brooks]

@Silk Sonic Thanks for being here to support him!

[@Tav57]

Great opening monologue! Jimmy nailed it!!!🎉

[@kathleengallo1781]

Jimmy Kimmel did an absolutely awesome job. Great monologue

[@hitendram]

Lol, it was no laugh for me. I had to close after 5 mins watching let's be honest. All fake laughs.

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

​@@hitendram 👈 Trump supporter detected

[@CheeseCrasont]

@@JohnSmith-pg9ns it literally wasnt funny.......

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

@@CheeseCrasont keep crying

[@ewpaint]

@@JohnSmith-pg9ns corny

[@mustus71]

3:29 I’d be pissed if I had to sit behind her you can already see the guy beside her trying to look over her 😂

[@hwq1234]

Was searching for this comment 😂

[@hopelessflex]

me too 🤣

[@mr.perfume8357]

This is comedy in its highest form. It was hilarious, it was brave and it had class. Thanks for such a deliverance! The good old days are back!

[@joliecide]

Seeing this made me realize how much I hated the 2022 oscars

[@monicaherbei3880]

Wow, what an opening speech!! Class!!! Bravo!! Oscars are back on the map!!

[@LoveHandle4890]

Make sure not to make fun of Will Smiths wife now.

[@TM-qc5oz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JH-nj8up]

Jimmy’s a lover not a fighter

[@thedude5449]

​@@JH-nj8up awkward way to describe one of Epsteins pals.

[@LannieLord]

@@thedude5449 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you went there .

[@billythekidder7182]

Keep his bald guy’s position out ya dam comments!

[@jp3813]

12:00 I love how he mentioned Adonis Creed, The Mandalorian, & Spider-Man for the actors, but not Evelyn Wang b/c saying Michelle Yeoh instead gets the point across better. lol

[@caronstout354]

He forgot Joel Miller from TLOU!

[@porfiriato84]

​@@caronstout354 nope. Series was released this year so it doesn't qualify for this Oscars

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

@@porfiriato84 TV shows do not qualify for Oscars.

[@Lcjr23]

@@caronstout354 he said mandalorian because Disney owns abc and it’s a Disney plus show

[@shiranuiaensland1442]

@@Lcjr23 Or because the audience was more likely to get a Star Wars reference than a Last of Us reference.

[@AleksandreoPL]

3:15 I love how you can hear Ke Huy Quan answearing Kimmel's question

[@donpatron0640]

I love that he showed respect to the ICON John Williams. If you don’t know him just search up the things he composed.

[@RaymondHng]

He composed the NBC News theme._The Mission_ . All four movements are on KZbin.

[@lazydazey9282]

Kimmel killed it! Great monologue!

[@barrybarry5803]

He's a trained monkey reading words off a teleprompter!!!

[@vade137]

replace "it" with "children" and you have a true statement...oh, of course drop your last sentence, that's just silly.

[@Illustraful]

I loved the "Fabel-Man" bit at 12:27. Love Spielberg's humour.

[@ArksCovenant]

Also, I like how Pedro Pascal quickly reacted to the camera. He's ready. LOL.

[@Jay16Mar]

I'm crying laughing at whoever got stuck sitting behind Tems.

[@allimimi]

Yeah, I was thinking I feel bad for whoever is sitting behind her and can’t see the show! 😮

[@katherinecruz3849]

How self centered of her. What an embarrassment.

[@Everettel]

Wow, it seemed so selfish not to care for the people behind her.

[@dollarsaurus01]

That dig at Babylon was savage af. He’s so good at poking fun at all the glitz and glamour without being mean spirited

[@angelline7464]

That was some entrance. And that monologue didn't disappoint! Well done!

[@route66dreaming]

Maybe it was just me but I really love the sense of camaraderie that Kimmel developed just calling out the names of those characters....(got chills with Mandalorian) as if they would form some kind of an Oscar superleague LOL....

[@StillBowls]

NOW I JUST WANT IS KIMMEL TO WIN THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST HOST…

[@kallen868]

Yeah...um that would be an Emmy. 🙄

[@rg6340]

@@kallen868 yeah..um it's a joke..Mr. correct it all.

[@rg6340]

@@kallen868 and you get a booker prize for the best comment!!

[@itsmeGeorgina]

Indeed

[@zizinnnn]

‘why are you like this, tom?!’ is a very valid question 😂😂😂

[@kellidinit3725]

😂😂😂I agree!

[@JH-nj8up]

Scientology 😂