Trump’s Crazy Claim About Helping Black People, MyPillow Mike’s Merch & Guillermo Interviews Biden

Guillermo is very excited for Jon Bon Jovi to be on the show, for the first time ever the women’s NCAA basketball final got more viewers than the men’s, the Bidens hosted the Prime Minister of Japan and his wife at the White House and Paul Simon provided music for the event, Joe Biden sat down with Univision and the guy that interviewed him knocked it out of the park, Trump took a break today from trying to derail his porn star hush money trial to make a “surprise” visit at Chick-Fil-A and he claimed that he’s done more for the black community than Abraham Lincoln, and Jimmy checks in with MyPillow Mike Lindell (James Adomian) to learn more about his new wife and what’s going on in Pillowtown.
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[@Opus313]

I prefer Presidents that didn't abolish Roe vs Wade and live in 1864... Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!

[@TedCruz-ng6tl]

lol no

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

​@@TedCruz-ng6tl Shouldn't you be in Cancun?

[@prodemocracyseth]

Same here

[@RedPolitics1776]

Nah

[@samsepiol05590]

@@RedPolitics1776Spotted the Trump voter 😂

[@eliassalcedo5229]

Trump has turned running for POTUS into a mockery, a disgraceful mockery.

[@jodyfulford8215]

😂 And took the GOP for a ride down the swirling vortex of his golden toilet.

[@JohnDoe-jh5yr]

HE is the mockery. He's never been remotely qualified.

[@barrypower7259]

After trump is gone America is gonna have every idiot that's rich and in trouble for tax evasion running for president.

[@101shadeira]

Throw away all the political parties

[@In19944]

ya but what's the alternative?

[@quoabell]

that mike lindell actor did an absolutely amazing job

[@scipioafricanus5871]

What do you mean "actor"?

[@Eatshhhushi]

Right I thought that was the real Pillow Guy! Oh I meant Lumpy Pillow Guy

[@dwr1611]

he is amazing....he does Lindell better than Lindell does Lindell

[@michaelccozens]

James Adomian. He's hilarious! Does a ton of impressions and characters, and is a big deal in the long-form improv/alt-comedy community.

[@michaelccozens]

@@dwr1611 I'm sure he'd really appreciate that compliment, as that's the essence of a successful caricature, and that's more-or-less what a "comedic impression" is.

[@icya6175]

The Lindell segment was HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@york8629]

I’m rolling too. It’s to damn funny 😅😂😂

[@HenryO858]

He didn’t give a crap about her! He looked scared! He hasn’t done anything for a black person, EVER!

[@israelcm7246]

He looked like he was disgusted with her.

[@samandros3451]

He hasn't done anything for anyone except himself.

[@jtb357]

Yeah, that looked weird. 🥴

[@pamelaharvell8132]

Trump doesn't have one black friend that he likes not even Carson or walker or west😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dutchdna]

He only cares about the only orange impotent billionaire on the planet.

[@COMPFUNK2]

That woman at Chick-fil-A is an embarrassment.

[@glenn6583]

Anybody could make that mistake, I guess?

[@lateefp80]

Probably paid her $5 dollars

[@ivz9759]

Why is she an embarrassment? Y'all should stop hating her for hugging trump. Hate is not good. Peace to y'all 😉

[@2tone2tone39]

The chick fil a girl was just clout chasing...speak for yourself, we dont all support daiper donnie...smh

[@NYCHFAN]

I figured she was paid to do that.

[@RTSOB1]

"Anything's edible if you eat it!" Words to live by.

[@jwalt8019]

😂😂😂😂

[@donnasone1353]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@ScottKent]

"All fungi are edible...some only once." Sir Terry Pratchett

[@IGKelly_Croc]

The Lindell sketch is so accurate, bruh I laughed so hard

[@tylerhackner9731]

Trump never helps anyone but himself

[@carolesmith9235]

He's not helping himself much now.

[@RoyPage1970]

Him and his cult think so though​@@carolesmith9235

[@williambilly3269]

Kim Jon trump wants to create an orange dysfunctional race

[@whiskyjames4200]

Don't tell that to that black female. She said, "I gotta tell my mamma I made it."

[@davidretondo2871]

There is proof!

[@b.robins7305]

Embarrassing 😳 🫣 ...... Girl, stop hugging the enemy 😒

[@CaptainCologne]

She sold her soul for a free milkshake.

[@ivz9759]

NO! Her body her choice.

[@lensmanicfeleven1847]

REMEMBER...TRAITORS Come in ALL Colors....

[@waynebaker5720]

​@@ivz9759lol States rights now; The latest switch up from this guy, i Tell ya 🤔😄

[@waynebaker5720]

​@@CaptainColognedid you hear her say: "tell my mama I made it" 🤔🫨😳😄

[@user-fw6kg9fc4h]

Omg!! I cannot stop laughing! Mike Lindell character is absolutely hilarious! Pure comedy gold! Can’t get enough of this guy!

[@christophermartin5742]

So much better than the real one.

[@karenbirkas708]

Omg with the pillow guy I can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂

[@jakep9610]

BIDEN 2024 MAKE REPUBLICANS CRY AGAIN

[@XNiFo]

Ok КгКЕ lover

[@KingNubs1]

MATA MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGIAN

[@BadGuyCoffee]

Keep this same energy in November.

[@adamk4733]

Soyboy

[@pdrey100]

@@BadGuyCoffee Keep gas and food prices high for 4 more years!

[@Truther00]

It’s crazy how some black people fall for it

[@waynebaker5720]

Mostly millennials and some gen'zers Hardly any boomers & GenXer's are sitting out or on the couch. ..

[@oscarwarren469]

Day be Magroes...ignant😂

[@artlesscalamity348]

The media has failed this country. Many people are still clueless about Biden’s successful policies, or Trump’s long list of crimes and racism.

[@michaeld4868]

Yep, that was embarrassing. "Tell my momma I made it!" What a low bar she set for herself. Very sad scene.

[@magnetiktrax]

It's crazy how _anyone_ falls for Plump's BS

[@jenbraun6583]

How the Lindell actor doesn’t crack up is amazing. I’m dead 😂😂😂

[@CK-dy5jr]

That Mike Lindell skit was HILARIOUS and spot on!

[@ksmith8241]

I'LL BET that interaction with the black woman WAS FAKE

[@magnetiktrax]

paid actor

[@patlord2422]

Probably AI

[@johnnyquest9519]

President Trump has expanded school choice, increased HBCU funding, and enacted criminal justice reform. Since his inauguration, President Trump has championed policies that have revitalized the Black community, creating a more inclusive economy for Black Americans, providing historic funding for our Historical Black Colleges and Universities, expanding school choice, and giving more Black Americans a chance to achieve the American Dream. President Trump signed the historic FIRST STEP ACT into law. 90 percent of those who have had their sentences reduced are Black Americans. FIRST STEP ACT shortens mandatory minimum sentence for nonviolent drug crimes. The law allows offenders sentenced under racially motivated mandatory minimums to petition for revaluation President Trump launched the "Ready to Work" Initiative, which helps released prisoners gain meaningful employment. President Trump has proposed the Second Step Act to partner with corporate America to create opportunities for former prisoners to rejoin society. Black Americans are seeing unprecedented levels of economic success with record low unemployment rates, more jobs, and higher incomes. Over 1.4 million more Black Americans have found a job between President Trump's election and February 2020. Black poverty reached a historic low in 2019. President Trump designated 8,760 Opportunity Zones that are projected to spur $100 billion in private investment in minority communities. The Trump administration established a fund to deploy $1 billion in capital funding for minority-owned businesses through the Commerce Department. President Trump called on Congress to pass school choice legislation to expand educational opportunities for all American children, especially those in our nation's inner cities. President Trump's FY 2020 budget called for $500 million in federal funding for school choice, and in 2018 he signed legislation increasing school choice funding by $42 million. The Trump Administration proposed the Education Freedom Scholarships and Opportunity Act. President Trump restored funding and increased investment for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) by 14 percent. The Trump Administration provided more than $500 million in loans to HBCUs through the Capital Financing Program. President Trump worked with HBCUs to protect $80 million in Title III carryover funding. President Trump signed the FUTURE Act into law, which permanently funds HBCUs and simplifies the FAFSA application. In 2018, President Trump signed a budget deal which forgave more than $300 million in debt owed by four HBCUs impacted by natural disasters and provided $10 million in loan payment deferments for schools that face financial difficulties, including HBCUs. President Trump worked with Congress to lift the ban on Pell Grants on summer classes.

[@vivianminney586]

Tim Scott girlfriend. Oh, to black!!

[@hangten1904]

@@magnetiktrax CGI or Deep Fake

[@litac5433]

The black girl who sucked up to DT looked ridiculous 🙄.

[@Beetwate305]

Facts!!! Trump loves the uneducated

[@sheilaboston7051]

I wonder how much she got paid?

[@tefweebz]

She did look ridiculous! It’s embarrassing.

[@kittyhazes5741]

Probably nothing. He loves the poorly educated, wherever that might be found in this country

[@mariohenley149]

Ridiculous as Hell!!!

[@kimberlylundy410]

The Lindell segment was top-notch. BRAVO

[@Fallub]

That Mike Lindell thing was amazing. I laughed so hard at that. Thank you.

[@SquirefromtheShire]

As a Seattle native, big thanks to Japan for those cherry trees. It makes springtime beautiful in my neighborhood.

[@leroyrussell8766]

You can also thank Japan for the disappearance of the American Chestnut tree, when Japanese Chestnut trees were brought here, introducing a blight that the Japanese Chestnut was immune to, but the American Chestnut was not. The American Chestnut was known as the Sequoia of the East. Thankfully, scientists are getting close to an American/Japanese Hybrid that will have all American Chestnut DNA and just the Japanese Chestnut DNA that makes the tree immune to the blight.

[@elainedunn8540]

Same here in the UK beautiful .

[@WW-hr1hd]

The cherry trees that Japan gifted the US in 1912 are in Washington D.C., not Washington state.

[@cerebrumexcrement]

@@WW-hr1hd japan also gifted cherry trees to washington state in the 19th century.

[@jordanbingham8711]

"Brandon scroll down for me buddy". The dude who plays Lindell is so dang good!

[@TigerGreene]

LOL that's James Adomian, he's hysterical. He also does hilarious Bernie Sanders and Jessie Ventura impressions. I first saw him on @midnight on Comedy Central in 2016 doing Bernie. Dude is a national treasure!

[@ChasExplorz]

Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down, scroll up,.......😂

[@andrewsisson6536]

"ANYTHING is edible if you eat it!" This is tattoo-worthy!

[@jcoopes5604]

Brannon, hud buddy quit!

[@susanb326]

The Mike Lindell segment was Out of This World Funny!!😂😅😂😅

[@nshwaery]

Omg that Mike Lindell bit was INSANE, I couldn’t catch my breath. It was insanity every 3 seconds. Super funny!!

[@BlasphemousMusic]

I just gotta say the actor who does mike pillow needs a raise. The dude is absolutely spot on, quick witted....etc

[@chriskennedy7534]

He's does a brilliant job of combining the innocent stupidity of the original

[@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt]

"Anything is edible if you eat it!"...😂😂😂😂

[@MWorsa]

Why do you assume he’s not compensated adequately? 🤔

[@BlasphemousMusic]

@@MWorsa i dunno its more of just sayin hes really good

[@gordonklassen3182]

It ain’t relapse if yer drinkin' the gospel. That line is gold.

[@dbdmack]

His father was arrested at a Klan rally. His family was also found guilty of not renting to blacks.

[@alexandradaniele]

Trump and his father were sued twice by Nixon's DOJ for violating the Fair Housing Act.

[@sittingonariver]

Can't repeat this enough. Maybe chic Fila lady will read it! 😊

[@2tone2tone39]

​@@CSPORTPDXbetter question is, what hasnt he done?..

[@JohnDoe-pk2hs]

When his grandfather immigrated from Germany to dodge the draft he opened a casino and brothel.

[@juliaburns9125]

Yes he was found civilly for rental discrimination back I think it was 1978. Trump would not rent to anyone period that wasn’t white.

[@andrewvail5458]

Has anyone ever asked him, live on TV, when he says this, to list the ways he has demonstratively helped Black people? I know journalism in the US is on its back, but can someone ask...please?! I've never heard him expound.

[@SteveSmith-br3vu]

Well if you had a brain you'd see the bill he signed that is public and the over 200 million for aid for them etc. The liberal media didn't want to highlight this stuff but it did happen it's on public record. Trump put America first. Woke clowns can leave.

[@new_age_entertainment]

The Mike Lindell skits are always hilarious 😂

[@pynn1000]

James Adomian's Mike Lindell saved me money. I laughed so much that tears ran, so didn't have to use expensive prescribed eyedrops this morning. Thanks to everyone involved.

[@TigerGreene]

He's a national treasure!

[@MWorsa]

To force feed a family for years 🤣

[@grandrapladyakaamb2438]

His claim is more than crazy, it's laughable. Not a single black American on the planet who has common sense, wouldn't trust him as far as they could throw him. They know game, and he is a foul player. Most folks remember what he did to the Central Park 5, but if they are WOKE, they know the history of him and his father, and their property discrimination, and yes, AC. So yeah, it's crazy.

[@sheilaboston7051]

Please change 'wouldn't' to 'would' and then your comment will actually be correct :)

[@leejacks7033]

Blacks4Trump24 ExDemocrat

[@arthurjones420]

​@@leejacks7033SAD...

[@arellatikvah]

​@@sheilaboston7051I came to say that too.

[@andrejackson3672]

94 crime bill?

[@jillharling]

Helps blacks? By making $500 tennis shoes😂😂😂😂

[@arellatikvah]

So only black people buy that type of shoe? That is not the dig you think it is.

[@SteveSmith-br3vu]

He actually did a lot for them and signed bills for them .Joe meanwhile made sure they are serving longer prison sentences.

[@ah4866]

@@SteveSmith-br3vu Funny how Kimmel mentions the 7 billion Biden gave but not the fact that it's a reduction from the 43 billion Trump gave.

[@KingAngel4Life]

The Mike The Pillow Man had me fooled for a minute. I thought it really was him 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ripn929707]

That Mike Lindell roast wasn't a quick hit and run, that skit hung out and kept pounding away. 😂

[@jwanie366]

Can it just be April 15th already? It's long past time for Donald to be held accountable for his crimes

[@UberLummox]

"It's WAY past his jail time"! ~ Jiminy Krimble, 2024

[@robertking6924]

Got a bottle of wine chilling just waiting for the 15th.😂😂😂

[@artlesscalamity348]

I hope people understand that the courts will not save America from Donnie. He can run - and be POTUS - even if convicted. It’s on voters to save the republic. Get busy.

[@artlesscalamity348]

The courts can’t save America from Donnie. He can actually be POTUS even if convicted. It’s up to voters.

[@el7jake]

Yeah, when was the last time you couldn't wait for April 15 to get here.

[@drwisdom1]

That was the best Lindell skit so far. At times I laughed so hard I cried.

[@JC-jn7ld]

That guy doin Lyndel deserves an Emmy!

[@jasonmullins7115]

The Lindell bit is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@csdude35]

How has that guy not won an Emmy for playing Lindell

[@mgfunkera]

Anything’s edible if ya eat it!

[@flapjack413]

Yeah it is! I wish they made a skit with Lumpy's sidekick, Dollar Store Max Headroom, before they parted ways!

[@gracelandone]

The Lindell sketch was the funniest of the Lindell sketches. Well done writers, staff, mini-Lindell and Jimmy.

[@rjecsn]

Great stuff!

[@ShineOnBenevolentSun]

Should've known Lindell was into Garmonbozia 😂

[@danielwilloughby9723]

I about died watching the Mike Lindell skit awesome job on that one

[@patti280]

The guy who does Mike the pillow guy is beyond hilarious!!! I almost peed my pants.😂😂😂

[@Mrtraveler01]

11:20 "Anything is edible if you eat it" Truer words haven't been spoken

[@dorisdittmer7750]

That is a GREAT line!

[@wisconsinfarmer4742]

So many top lines in that bit, but that one wins the ribbon.

[@andrewsisson6536]

I want to get a tattoo of it!

[@DashingPartyCrasher]

Guy who plays Mike Lindell deserves an Emmy, for real! Always over-the-top funny 😂

[@asynchronicity]

He is hilarious and crazy talented

[@idaslapter5987]

Scroll down!

[@ParisCouture]

Anything is edible if you eat it! Bahahahahahahahaaaa 😂

[@kingayy9267]

@idaslapter5987 Keep scrollin!

[@artfulalias3984]

I don't know what he gets paid. It can't possibly be enough. I'm usually a dry humor type. But he nails the manic spider brain bit. Its hysterical.

[@melissa-wilson]

The Mike Lindell actor is perfect.

[@richardduerr9983]

That was all great, but the Lindell bit was brilliant!!!

[@nbmooselovers]

It had me laughing so hard I've got tears in my eyes!! 🤣you can eat the bucket!!! 😂

[@joyofsox]

"ANYTHING IS EDIBLE IF YOU EAT IT!" . . . This might be the best Lindell skit so far!!!

[@THERSC216]

He did more for black people....thus why he called for the Central Park 5 to get the death penalty despite NO evidence they committed the assault. When they were exonerated he thought the state of New York paying them for wrongful inprisonment was a mistake.

[@Randomhero3]

They did though

[@RandyCampbell-fk3pf]

... except for those pesky little confessions

[@marciamariethompson6463]

​@RandyCampbell-fk3pf they were pressured. Didn't YOU READ about the case. SMH

[@RandyCampbell-fk3pf]

@@marciamariethompson6463 Yes, hindsight is 20/20... are you suggesting Trump has superpowers?

[@actioneverett9553]

All of new York thought they were guilty. They confessed. They didn't pass the confession tapes around for analysis in the 80s.

[@user-qo2dr5yq4k]

OMG, the Mike Lindell bit was brilliant!

[@christophlieding734]

Danke from Germany/ this is the best from Amerika. We Europeans love most of you and we would like to see you united again.

[@carolineatkins2900]

Do not worry, RFK Jr and Shanahan 2024 . Independent

[@Rohan-tv4bc]

America❌ Amerika ✔

[@mackobra6701]

@@Rohan-tv4bc Every country does not write in English language. Africa is Afrika in Deutschland.

[@colmastro4373]

Ex texan here living in Australia. I'm watching the clown show back home while I have 20 weeks of annual leave built up at work, comming off 4 months paternity leave after my wife had 6 months maternity leave, $0 hospital bill and 2 years ago she had to have an abortion at 27 weeks due to sudden complications. Fk me, am I glad I left that hellscape to live over here, states are easily 50 years behind Australia in EVERYTHING.

[@magnetiktrax]

The US is the world's biggest 3rd world country.

[@GLesbihonest]

Agree! I enjoyed my time in Australia.

[@vickywitton1008]

💯

[@markstevenson6635]

Except submarines apparently

[@chriskennedy7534]

Welcome to our wonderful (not perfect) country Great choice by the way. My daughter recently gave birth prematurely, worlds best care, zero dollar bill, getting paid to look after the baby, then will switch with dad, same deal. Congrats on your new Australian addition. We call it, the Lucky Country for a reason ! 🇦🇺

[@SpaceForceCommander]

How can people eat while smelling Stinky Don’s stench without throwing up…

[@jongalleog3486]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

[@johnnyquest9519]

President Trump has expanded school choice, increased HBCU funding, and enacted criminal justice reform. Since his inauguration, President Trump has championed policies that have revitalized the Black community, creating a more inclusive economy for Black Americans, providing historic funding for our Historical Black Colleges and Universities, expanding school choice, and giving more Black Americans a chance to achieve the American Dream. President Trump signed the historic FIRST STEP ACT into law. 90 percent of those who have had their sentences reduced are Black Americans. FIRST STEP ACT shortens mandatory minimum sentence for nonviolent drug crimes. The law allows offenders sentenced under racially motivated mandatory minimums to petition for revaluation President Trump launched the "Ready to Work" Initiative, which helps released prisoners gain meaningful employment. President Trump has proposed the Second Step Act to partner with corporate America to create opportunities for former prisoners to rejoin society. Black Americans are seeing unprecedented levels of economic success with record low unemployment rates, more jobs, and higher incomes. Over 1.4 million more Black Americans have found a job between President Trump's election and February 2020. Black poverty reached a historic low in 2019. President Trump designated 8,760 Opportunity Zones that are projected to spur $100 billion in private investment in minority communities. The Trump administration established a fund to deploy $1 billion in capital funding for minority-owned businesses through the Commerce Department. President Trump called on Congress to pass school choice legislation to expand educational opportunities for all American children, especially those in our nation's inner cities. President Trump's FY 2020 budget called for $500 million in federal funding for school choice, and in 2018 he signed legislation increasing school choice funding by $42 million. The Trump Administration proposed the Education Freedom Scholarships and Opportunity Act. President Trump restored funding and increased investment for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) by 14 percent. The Trump Administration provided more than $500 million in loans to HBCUs through the Capital Financing Program. President Trump worked with HBCUs to protect $80 million in Title III carryover funding. President Trump signed the FUTURE Act into law, which permanently funds HBCUs and simplifies the FAFSA application. In 2018, President Trump signed a budget deal which forgave more than $300 million in debt owed by four HBCUs impacted by natural disasters and provided $10 million in loan payment deferments for schools that face financial difficulties, including HBCUs. President Trump worked with Congress to lift the ban on Pell Grants on summer classes.

[@lynnlamusga]

Don't most restaurants have a diaper changing table in their latrines?

[@garyrandalls853]

Jealous?

[@sammyt3514]

Whenever the BRILLIANT comedian who does Lindell shows up, he's automatically the highlight of the show.

[@jamesvigg2680]

Anyone else notice that Guillermo's jacket said "Bon Yovi" on the back? 😂😂

[@marybarry2230]

The guy for Mike Lindell is absolutely spot on! He’s got his mannerisms his talk, everything down to a tee!

[@mg19cal]

If you spend a day with anyone from Wisconsin, Minnesota or Illinois, you'd be able to copy their same similar mannerisms 👍👍

[@patriciamantooth2638]

Did he pay for the food!! The last couple of times, he walked out without paying!!!

[@user-bo1vu9kg6g]

That's The President right there.

[@jakecaldwell9252]

The Mike Lindell bit is ridiculously on point and hysterical....😂

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

12:54 the detail of the needle being bent after... perfection 😂

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Guillermo was born with that mustache

[@gmwillow]

It is glorious. 🤩

[@MichaelSardo-up1vl]

​@@gmwillowNOT sent TOM SELLECK 😊!

[@AuAu1212]

So was Kamala.

[@jamesg6675]

Jealous much….just kidding! But that is a great mustache!

[@radicalross7700]

No doubt Big G was the envy of his peach fuzzy fellow teens back in the day.

[@MoanAlotsa_24-7]

"Anything is edible if you EAT it!" He's not wrong.... Dang was that a funny Lindell skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rolexomegaspecialist9411]

The drug store is calling you to pick up your meds...

[@pekkahalonen6684]

That's the most genius motto I've ever heard!

[@Renown49]

This is my first time seeing a Mike Lindell skit, I couldn't stop laughing! I now trying to find some of the previous ones!

[@biancalathetravelerssoul]

"Anything is edible if you eat it!" 😅😅😅 That is a classic!!!

[@NewMessage]

Guillermo. Asking the questions America needs to know!

[@Capt.HewJorgan]

Best Mike Lindell impersonation - ever.

[@boballen5268]

That was funny AF

[@Droorogers]

Right? Who was that???

[@greencliffsbluesea]

@@Droorogers James Adomian, great comedian

[@kingjamos2422]

What impersonation? 😉

[@victor_iosi]

Guillermo is the end boss! ✊ and thank you Jimmy for having him in your show

[@djlancematthew]

That has to be the greatest line I have ever heard! “Anything is edible if you eat it!“

[@juliaburns9125]

Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to court Trump goes!

[@Pirhanap32]

LMAO

[@Fatdog-Dakind]

It will be like the Ok Coral in which the, "Two Secret Service Teams Fight It Out!" Trump recently went to an NRA show, so who knows what the, "Chosen One," could do?

[@shanninlucas]

👏😂😂😂😂🤤👏

[@derekbrutton6393]

​@@Fatdog-DakindHe bought a Cult 45 😂

[@johnnyquest9519]

President Trump has expanded school choice, increased HBCU funding, and enacted criminal justice reform. Since his inauguration, President Trump has championed policies that have revitalized the Black community, creating a more inclusive economy for Black Americans, providing historic funding for our Historical Black Colleges and Universities, expanding school choice, and giving more Black Americans a chance to achieve the American Dream. President Trump signed the historic FIRST STEP ACT into law. 90 percent of those who have had their sentences reduced are Black Americans. FIRST STEP ACT shortens mandatory minimum sentence for nonviolent drug crimes. The law allows offenders sentenced under racially motivated mandatory minimums to petition for revaluation President Trump launched the "Ready to Work" Initiative, which helps released prisoners gain meaningful employment. President Trump has proposed the Second Step Act to partner with corporate America to create opportunities for former prisoners to rejoin society. Black Americans are seeing unprecedented levels of economic success with record low unemployment rates, more jobs, and higher incomes. Over 1.4 million more Black Americans have found a job between President Trump's election and February 2020. Black poverty reached a historic low in 2019. President Trump designated 8,760 Opportunity Zones that are projected to spur $100 billion in private investment in minority communities. The Trump administration established a fund to deploy $1 billion in capital funding for minority-owned businesses through the Commerce Department. President Trump called on Congress to pass school choice legislation to expand educational opportunities for all American children, especially those in our nation's inner cities. President Trump's FY 2020 budget called for $500 million in federal funding for school choice, and in 2018 he signed legislation increasing school choice funding by $42 million. The Trump Administration proposed the Education Freedom Scholarships and Opportunity Act. President Trump restored funding and increased investment for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) by 14 percent. The Trump Administration provided more than $500 million in loans to HBCUs through the Capital Financing Program. President Trump worked with HBCUs to protect $80 million in Title III carryover funding. President Trump signed the FUTURE Act into law, which permanently funds HBCUs and simplifies the FAFSA application. In 2018, President Trump signed a budget deal which forgave more than $300 million in debt owed by four HBCUs impacted by natural disasters and provided $10 million in loan payment deferments for schools that face financial difficulties, including HBCUs. President Trump worked with Congress to lift the ban on Pell Grants on summer classes.

[@aubrey1633]

Im disgusted with what Republicans are doing but I'm so grateful for Jimmy Kimmel. I need to laugh. Its better than crying bc of boiling rage. My body, my choice. Vote blue 💙.

[@sunshine3914]

Seth had a savage rant tonight

[@michelehemlokhexwhite4310]

​@@sunshine3914yeah Seth went right off lol

[@mwlangley78]

You want a choice for abortion movrd to California or new york

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@mwlangley78 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

[@itspersonal3351]

@@mwlangley78You want to co-mingle “church and state”, move to an autocrat’s or dictator’s country. This 1864 bs is WORSE than Sharia Law! Take your theocracy with you, please. Thanks! ~ The civilized humans of planet earth.

[@francescdoniet380]

it will not work this time, he is gonna win

[@MicJaguar]

"You can eat the bucket. If you can eat it, it's edible!"😂

[@peacheswilliams4539]

Yeah, ask Trump how many BLACKS work at his properites 😂😂

[@peforster6725]

I bet he employs undocumented.

[@alysiareid6659]

I'm sure a lot work there. Question is how many are members?

[@ivz9759]

I'm pretty sure there are black people that are working for trump. And I also believe they are hired for their skills and not because of skin colors. 😉

[@Jazzigaylen]

‘ 0 ‘

[@Jazzigaylen]

@@ivz9759yea, to clean his toilet

[@Nobuddy39]

7:35 😂 I'm sure Abraham Lincoln is rolling in his grave right now⚰️

[@8arrows]

So is Russia hating Ronald Reagan.

[@BoognishWhoo]

LOL I don't care what anyone says, Mike Lindell is hilarious.

[@bobbytrevino2066]

I freaking love guerillmo

[@TheRealPOTUSDavidByrd]

LMAO THE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL FREAKING OUT WHEN HE SAID "HUG ME" 😭😭😭😭

[@helpus1456]

The whole scene was cringing.😅

[@debramiller8950]

Fake all the way.

[@mauricecox6098]

Love the lindell skits 😅😅😅

[@vedadalsette1453]

"Anything is edible if you eat it." 🤣

[@RBCjr1]

Leave it to Jimmy to expose a Scroll Troll.

[@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491]

That Mike Pillow is amazing. .. buckets of delirious fun

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

"Anything is edible, if you eat it!" Words to live by, or, perhaps as likely, famous last words.

[@ezmillrezmillr1065]

I didn't know that Trump University was a black college.

[@SporTH2010]

Mike Lindel said “down” so many times, one could think he’s describing the DJT stock performance.

[@astridexplorer5096]

Keep it coming, Jimmy! ❤

[@joliethomas1428]

OMG!!! He does MOre for the black community than Abraham Lincoln?

[@jongalleog3486]

🤣😂😆😁😄😁😆😄😁😆🤣😂

[@cheshirecat6518]

To be fair, he also said he's even been treated worse than Lincoln. 🤯

[@johnnyquest9519]

President Trump has expanded school choice, increased HBCU funding, and enacted criminal justice reform. Since his inauguration, President Trump has championed policies that have revitalized the Black community, creating a more inclusive economy for Black Americans, providing historic funding for our Historical Black Colleges and Universities, expanding school choice, and giving more Black Americans a chance to achieve the American Dream. President Trump signed the historic FIRST STEP ACT into law. 90 percent of those who have had their sentences reduced are Black Americans. FIRST STEP ACT shortens mandatory minimum sentence for nonviolent drug crimes. The law allows offenders sentenced under racially motivated mandatory minimums to petition for revaluation President Trump launched the "Ready to Work" Initiative, which helps released prisoners gain meaningful employment. President Trump has proposed the Second Step Act to partner with corporate America to create opportunities for former prisoners to rejoin society. Black Americans are seeing unprecedented levels of economic success with record low unemployment rates, more jobs, and higher incomes. Over 1.4 million more Black Americans have found a job between President Trump's election and February 2020. Black poverty reached a historic low in 2019. President Trump designated 8,760 Opportunity Zones that are projected to spur $100 billion in private investment in minority communities. The Trump administration established a fund to deploy $1 billion in capital funding for minority-owned businesses through the Commerce Department. President Trump called on Congress to pass school choice legislation to expand educational opportunities for all American children, especially those in our nation's inner cities. President Trump's FY 2020 budget called for $500 million in federal funding for school choice, and in 2018 he signed legislation increasing school choice funding by $42 million. The Trump Administration proposed the Education Freedom Scholarships and Opportunity Act. President Trump restored funding and increased investment for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) by 14 percent. The Trump Administration provided more than $500 million in loans to HBCUs through the Capital Financing Program. President Trump worked with HBCUs to protect $80 million in Title III carryover funding. President Trump signed the FUTURE Act into law, which permanently funds HBCUs and simplifies the FAFSA application. In 2018, President Trump signed a budget deal which forgave more than $300 million in debt owed by four HBCUs impacted by natural disasters and provided $10 million in loan payment deferments for schools that face financial difficulties, including HBCUs. President Trump worked with Congress to lift the ban on Pell Grants on summer classes.

[@joseanker2059]

She was most likely paid to do that!

[@sheilaboston7051]

@@cheshirecat6518 We wish ...

[@pacodance29]

James Adomian is a national treasure

[@maryjones3178]

That Black chick is an actor …..😅……Scroll baby scroll 😂😂😂😂 was hilarious Jimmy ❤

[@susiechevalier221]

As he holds her at a distance and pushes her away 😂😂😂😂

[@roxdazey]

Yes! That was uncomfortable to watch.

[@annakingry9157]

He doesn't like to be touched. It was a special freak-out that she was black.

[@susiechevalier221]

It really was uncomfortable- body language.

[@wonderwoman1158]

😂😂😂😂yes, he kept her at bay. If meeting trump is how she wants to tell her mama, she made it, her aspirations are very limited.😂😂😂😂

[@Liskokel]

I never knew that "The handmaids`tale" was a documentary about the USA 😏 Sending my sympathy to you all, from Europe.

[@linnetcooke5967]

I wonder if Americans who emigrated from Europe might want to come back here? Can we accommodate them all?

[@Joe19938]

@@MyOutsideSocksPlease Live

[@TraeFury]

Just accept my families passports when we visit...

[@suedavis3525]

@@MyOutsideSocks As a Brit avoid the UK. It is in freefall after Brexit. I'm in France and love living here.

[@LorenIpsum75]

In the States, Margaret Atwood's novel has become a DIY manual, "Theocracy for Dummies" 😵‍💫

[@jerseyjoyride1316]

Guillermo's jacket "Bon Yovi" 😂

[@paulforan4565]

Hi from Ireland. Thank You For Your Service to American Democracy in highlighting the dangers posed by the "Orange" Candidate🙏🙏

[@JohnDoe-pk2hs]

When Catholic Ireland is more progressive than we are something has gone terribly wrong.

[@paulforan4565]

@@JohnDoe-pk2hs 😅😅😅😅😅

[@user-cs2en4wl4f]

That mike lindel impersonator guy is the best!!

[@thett2368]

Give that Mike Lindell actor a raise!!

[@user-mg1bd5rx8u]

If it is at all possible, Trump is becoming even more unhinged.

[@thomasjones9662]

Kimmel is the best...stay on him Jimbo ! 😂

[@sharonpeterson896]

Pillow guy beat out Bannon for the number of religious items visible behind him and on his desk. I count 6 possibly 7 on this skit.

[@OldHollywood-xh8cl]

How does Bannon possibly have religious articles around him without them bursting into flame?

[@rclausen]

Wish we could give this monologue two thumbs up

[@JohnSmith-kd6ip]

That Lindell skit was some fine comedy delicacy.

[@marthastaab6938]

OMG These Lindell Skits are the best

[@paulwarner2432]

Who knew Mike Lindell was the voice for the Swedish Chef Muppet?

[@timbacchus]

No debates because one participant will be in jail.

[@lhoward9593]

If only that were true...

[@elainstill1671]

No, Donald is to cowardly to debate.

[@peggysmyth6110]

We can only hope.

[@fencig2331]

​@@ivz9759 for what?

[@mwlangley78]

Biden should be in jail for his crime

[@Jean-qu1qw]

Trump probably paid that gal to hug him like he pays people to show up at his rallies!!!

[@brian1776]

I’m down for money Bidenomomics has ran full steam

[@johnboughner7398]

K I know the writers do the heavy lifting often but the guy who plays Mike Pillow of fantastic