Trump’s Courtroom Confusion, Jimmy Actually Agrees with Ted Cruz & a Birthday Prank on Guillermo!

Jimmy tells a harrowing story involving his newly adopted dog Todd getting sick all over the house, we had a 4.2 earthquake last night, Donald Trump testified in the defamation trial related to his sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll, Eric was on TV with Hannity where he set a new world record for namedropping daddy, Trump is bigly upset that Nikki Haley hasn’t dropped out of the race, he claimed that anyone that makes a contribution to her campaign will be permanently banned from MAGA camp, Jimmy agrees with Ted Cruz for the first time ever, and we send Guillermo on a special and memorable experience for his birthday.
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[@williamblain3969]

A teacher asked their class if they were Trump Supporters. Because the kids did not know what that meant, they all raised their hands, except one. The teacher asked the student why he didn't raise his hand. The student said, "My Father is a Democrat, and my Mother is a Democrat." The teacher then asked the student, "What if your Father was an idiot, and your Mother was a moron." The student didn't hesitate and said, "Then I would be a Trump Supporter."

[@sunnyand7777]

🤣👏👏👏🏆

[@alicegomez673]

😂🤣👏👏👏😂😂

[@michaelmccoy1794]

😊

[@Samelamers]

I am a democrat and now a trump supporter. The democratic party really let us down. This mindless media is brainwashing you. Take a look at our cities.

[@barbnuhfer4313]

Well said!!👍🏻👏😂

[@caseyjl949]

Happy birthday guillermo!

[@8arrows]

Speaking of bdays. Did you know Jan 6th is also same day as Eric Trummkopf’s bday? Jan 6 1984.

[@sylvia7028]

Best one ever!!!

[@kevinbarr9003]

Love Guillermo!

[@cyberGEK]

That was absolutely epic!!! My cheeks hurt from laughing 😭😭

[@kevinbarr9003]

@@cyberGEK i love this guy!

[@MatthewHill]

Guillermo deserves every bit of airtime and then some... the best Jimmy bits are the ones where he leverages Guillermo and his many talents.

[@KT-bg7hf]

I laughed so hard I was doubled-over crying at Guillermo's birthday present. Happy Birthday Guillermo, you are so awesome!!

[@MB-xl4cz]

I still have tears in my eyes from laughing! Happy Birthday Dude!🎉😂🎉

[@laskey2175]

"My father had the lowest gas prices in the history of this nation." - Eric Leave it to a Trump to not understand numbers.

[@eamonhunt8781]

$.33 When I started driving.

[@poorthing]

Ha ha....same!! ​@@eamonhunt8781

[@alisondiaz1026]

Just keep drinking that Kool aid!!!

[@TonyM-zi9rq]

@@eamonhunt8781 1967...

[@meetupspeakup4161]

Yes indeed I think the Virus lowered the gas prices not his father

[@NYAndreas]

Despite seeing his first wife in the photo, trump STILL mistook E. Jean Carroll for his second wife, Marla Maples

[@jaydickey1049]

If he wasn't so vain, and stupid, he'd put on his damn reading glasses when looking at a photo....

[@ArachnerdGC]

He didn't even recognise his first wife Ivana in the photo. Some might say it was the lack of reading glasses, others might say it was the lack of healthy grey matter.

[@carolinematusevich889]

He didn't even recognize Ivana. His mind began to show signs of dementia a couple years after Miss Universe in Moscow, back in 2013.

[@chenzen1578]

either his mind is shot or he even can't respect women enough to see them as people.

[@rheap129]

He didn't recognize Ivana. Or at least, he didn't say anything about her at first. Which to me indicates that his eye was drawn first to the woman he thought was Marla...which turned out to be E. Jean Carroll. So basically she is SO his type, that his eye is still drawn to her back then to distraction, even though his first wife is standing right there.

[@beatrixjansen6297]

Couldn't stop laughing. One of the best. Great job Guillermo. Happy Birthday.🥰

[@carolinemansfield-wright3923]

I love that Guillermo is wearing his suit and tie😂 Happy birthday Guillermo, you give us such laughter!

[@user-nl9hz9bh4d]

"I don't even know this woman, Oh thats my wife", and then it wasn't even his wife, are you kidding me, 😂😂😂😅

[@marylhere]

He didn’t recognize Ivana either. “Who’s this person that looks like Eric?”

[@melissaburris7606]

He knew who she was. Lol. Hex was just trying to lie his way out of it…very badly too!

[@wizzardofaahhzzz]

The most expensive case of mistaken identity ever ... 83.8 million PLUS 5 million from the 1st, I mean 2nd conviction??😅😅😅😅

[@cherylmarcuri5506]

Wait...he didn't recognize his wife he buried on his golf course?? The one who gave him three of his five kids?? Yeah, serious dementia kicking in...

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Exactly full blown

[@calisto2735]

The second

[@mominor6913]

No he just dont think much of women

[@gary-rr7jp]

Narcissists have a hard time recognizing anyone gut themselves.

[@chenzen1578]

Sex and giving him kids was her purpouse in his eyes. He has a total disregard for other people, women included. Once they get useless, he forgets their face.

[@vampirelogan]

Guillermo is the best late night sidekick! I love how he kept saying F U Jimmy and gives him the finger at the end. Hilarious😂

[@sassysaint3096]

That was the best ever Guillermo, I had tears of laughter streaming down my face! Happy Birthday! 🎉

[@SpookySightings]

I don’t think anyone can love their “security guard” more than Kimmel loves Guillermo. HBD GUILLERMO YOURE THE BEST!!

[@ArachnerdGC]

If Jimmy truly loves Guillermo, he'd get Guillermo some help with his drinking problem, instead of celebrating it and using it for laughs. Nobody will be laughing when Guillermo is sick with liver disease.

[@bluehammer1245]

@@ArachnerdGC I'm pretty sure that is all for laughs and that his drinking isn't nearly as bad as they make it seem.

[@troll-fx2zc]

The less tv air time for Guillermo, the better the show

[@tjnugent62]

I agree. Also, isn't he Jimmy's uncle?

[@anthosm]

@@ArachnerdGCand how do you know how much he actually drinks in real life?

[@RobertEskuri]

The woman he mistakes for his wife is " not his type ". The J is for genius.

[@richardfamous6466]

In 1964 E. Jean Carroll was named Miss Cheerleader USA. Miss Cheerleader USA is every man’s type.

[@MsSherrick]

I feel bad for how hard I laughed at Guillermo up in the air, but that was hysterical! Happy birthday Guillermo!

[@rr3901]

Guillermo parasailing had me crying laughing 😂

[@jeniferbaxter8547]

I may have peed my pants!!

[@brokenbudgie9997]

You’re a good sport, Guillermo! Happy birthday! 🎉

[@JP-gw9ts]

The real gift was for Guillermo to watch the video. He was laughing so hard after watching him self.

[@lennyvalentin6485]

Would have been even more fun to hear the uncensored version... :P Takeaway: I now know it's OK to say "son of a b----" in a KZbin video!

[@artbargra]

Guillermo is a ray of goddamned sunshine! Happy birthday to him!

[@anavelasquez7218]

Happy birthday Guillermoooo!😂😂🎉🎉 cracking up about the maga camp skit but completely laughed way too loud after Guillermo’s reaction 😂

[@daniel_sc1024]

Now show him a picture of his family and see if he recognizes Eric. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thingamabob3902]

he will say "thank god he is blurry" ^ ^ ... apart from that Im always reminded of Blackadder "Sir you have a second son .... WHAT ... ah yes the slimy one"

[@tobiville86]

Happy birthday Guillermo!!! Thanks to Jimmy and his crew

[@fdrstan]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo! 🎉

[@user-cg9pu2he3i]

That is so hilarious 😂!! Happy birthday, Guillermo 🎉

[@ronswallow]

I've never laughed so hard while also feeling bad with that Guillermo bit!

[@anthonypayne4665]

Guillermo is the greatest talkshow host sidekick in television history! Happy birthday brutha

[@brotherdon007]

I think Ed McMann was the greatest original talkshow host sidekick ,

[@loudaddy2001]

Conan's guy was pretty great, too

[@barbaraduval9540]

Happy birthday, Guillermo! 😅 I was dying watching this you crack me up!

[@MrVybez2]

I laughed so hard. Good episode. 😂😂

[@Bl-mb3oh]

Me too, I’m crying laughing 😂 😂

[@ruud2040]

Guillermo !! That was very brave ! Happy birthday ,love from The Netherlands.

[@Weewah83]

This was hilarious! Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo

[@bonitahobbs2374]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIERLLMO❗❗💫You are LOVED

[@IzzaMeanCat]

¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS GUILLERMO! 🎂👋🐾🐾🎶

[@josoverthehill]

I LOVE how Guillermo is up for ANYTHING that Kimmel throws his way. I say it all the time: the BEST side-kick.

[@blondiemohon]

Happy Birthdsy, Guillermo! I’m a new fan of this show! Hilarious!🤣😂♥️

[@SallyGH2020]

Happy Birthday Big G! You are a sweetheart and a treasure!❤️🥳

[@antonynjuguna6837]

Happy birthday Guillermo🎉

[@trinity372]

That “love you” at the end was genuine. That was the best part.

[@andrewvail5458]

That was awesome! Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🌵🎂🪂🤩😎❣

[@evathompson9959]

Happy birthday Guillermo 🎂🎉🎈🎊🎁🎂

[@lifewithmeggs]

Happy birthday, Guillermo! If you ever come to Australia, I'll happily take you on a tour ❤️❤️

[@Lotsacats]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo! 🎉🥳🎈

[@meganrhode88]

I've never wanted to parasail as much as I I want to after watching Guillermo parasail. That looked like sooo much fun! Happy birthday, Guillermo!

[@lt.columbo5919]

Love Guillermo!!!...What a good sport...He is LIVING THE DREAM!!!

[@sevenirises]

Ohhh.....Guillermo way up high......oh the anxiety. Happy Birthday Guillermo!🎉🎈🎁🦺🍰 You're a good sport.

[@jeromejooste3493]

You just gotta luv Guillermo. All the way from South Africa.

[@vickiedixon9745]

Kudos for the Maga Camp segment. Loved it. Do more like this. Wow

[@malvar96]

¡Feliz cumpleaños Gillermo!

[@jamesdove8021]

Happy happy birthday Guillermo. 🎂

[@msplymouthcarol]

Guillermo...Happy Birthday.....sorry you had me laughing hysterically! Can't wait till next year to see what Jimmy cooks up for you......I love you, man!

[@mariefc8504]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! You're a great sport and so much fun.

[@k.a.4522]

That camp skit was brilliant!!!

[@MichelleStCyr-rz4jb]

You give Guillermo a raise right now 😂😂😂 What a good sport!!!

[@lindag4544]

puppies who get diarrhea really cannot help it… older fully trained dogs can sometimes hold it… but do not be mad at the poor little puppy. ps there are now duvet covers that zip open on 3 sides making opening easy!

[@Zelos311]

​​@@lindag4544 or you could just be a normal person and not use a fancy useless duvet.

[@ErichToven]

I think he just got a raise, and a cold dunk in the lake.

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

@@mike-uw6wt That's one well paid security guard! But he's got the charm.

[@kingayy9267]

@lindag4544 Regarding your first sentence, Jimmy likely knows that and was expressing annoyance/anger at the situation, not the dog itself. Not that the dog can tell the difference.

[@lonnieappleby6242]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUILLERMO! You are SUCH A TREASURE to us all!!! ❤️

[@TJSnow-mh1qz]

Guillermo is a gift to the world

[@victor_iosi]

I laughed so hard when I saw Guillermo enjoying his birthday gift. Well done Jimmy 🎉

[@yobets5225]

OMG me too 😂🤣😂🤣 was hilarious

[@nacarreira777]

Happy Birthday, Guilliermo! This was great.

[@senguptasayn]

Happy Birthday Guillermo. Lots of love and good wishes from India!

[@mslinda8456]

🤣🤣🤣 Seeing Guillermo trying to keep his legs straight and out of the water reminded me of my granddaughter when we tried to make her feet touch the sand on the beach for the first time 🤣🤣😍😍

[@user-ho1zy1rb1x]

Happy Birthday Guillermo Lot of blessings to You and your family members allways

[@joyrico5989]

Happy birthday Guillermo! Love your show Jimmy Kimmel 💙

[@TheBigfattuna]

Eric’s father definitely needs this job … to stay out of prison.

[@kimberlywalker3970]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@drest.patrick6016]

It won't work

[@sachinchandrashekar5872]

He will get it. Mark my words and he will pardon himself, and live happily ever after. That’s how the world works!

[@calisto2735]

@@sachinchandrashekar5872 Except, he also has state criminal charges 🤷‍♂️

[@chenzen1578]

@@sachinchandrashekar5872 Unless Biden gets more votes and wins, wich he could. That is how elections work.

[@bondsons]

"Stable genius" asking to identify his wife in a photo.......LOLOLOL!

[@Boogeyman1435]

OMG! Guillermo had me snort laughing and crying!! Happy Birthday Guillermo!! 💞

[@aliciachristopher6506]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!

[@jameslanclos568]

DT looks like he's wearing a bronze face mask with his bronzer makeup on. You can see where it stops: near his hair line, his ears and his neck, where no bronzer is applied. It's like night and day, you can't miss it.

[@wgooetrik]

You just now noticed this?

[@jameslanclos568]

The answer to your question is: No. What's different is that his old makeup was very orange. Now it is the same tone (bronzer) that professional body builders use. The bronze makeup or mask line is more prominent.🤡 @@wgooetrik

[@theresam.1886]

The Maga Camp skit is priceless! 😂😂😂

[@dbrown554]

Happiest of birthdays, Guillermo!

[@emean8299]

😂😂😂😅😅😅Happy Birthday Guillermo😍🥰Such a fun birthday!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🪂🪂🎊🎊🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Seek help about your emoji addiction!

[@rican4u2bless]

Happy birthday Guillermo !!!

[@georgettaneal6255]

I agree, the worst birthday gift ever, I would quit😮😢😂Happy Birthday Guillermo 😅❤🎉

[@slaycj2413]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🥳

[@GenRN]

It is such a comfort that even famous people get to experience the same things all the rest of us with kids and dogs get to experience.

[@walterfristoe4643]

Happy birthday Tequila Mockingbird! 👍

[@donofon1014]

what a great funny line. Cheers. I take it you drink ?!!!

[@walterfristoe4643]

​@donofon1014 Well, I used to drink a lot, but I'm old now, with a bad heart, so I'm on medication that precludes drinking.

[@martinkaiser5263]

Somehow Ted Cruz always reminds me of the grandfather in "The Munsters"

[@thedirtychefandherlearnedf2418]

Happy birthday Guillermo 🎉🎉 you rock!!! 😂😂❤❤

[@RoRo-qx5ee]

Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo 🥳🎈Thank you for all the laughs and Jimmy.. you’re the best! Thank you for keeping me sane lol ♥️

[@quackman]

Feliz Cumpleaños Guillermo!!!!

[@ibby06]

So good to hear your show,you are awesome Jimmy. Laughed harder than ever,thanks, love it.❤😂

[@danaferguson462]

Tomorrow is my birthday, good week to have been born!Happy birthday Guillermo!

[@tamravarda4161]

Happy birthday 🎉

[@theleigharchie]

Guillermo is the best! He had me rolling! Happy birthday!

[@amaurypimentel3167]

Excellent Show Jimmy !

[@b.justiceforall9544]

Jimmy your the best and the gift was of the highest quality. Love it! Love it! Guillermo, Happy Belated Birthday.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Jimmy,* you're* (!) the best

[@jeffereyroderick7006]

Happy Birthday Guillermo 🎂 🥳

[@MeanderingMikesManCave]

Guillermo is such a trooper! That man deserves a raise!

[@GordonSmith-mx6jv]

I bet you Guillermo makes a very good living!

[@michaelrmurphy2734]

Or a trip to MAGA Camp!

[@kingayy9267]

@michaelrmurphy2734 He "can't come," though, remember? The little singing kids wagged their fingers and everything.

[@maplobats]

@@GordonSmith-mx6jv Apparently Guillermo make $500k/year. (Compared to Jimmy's $15M). That is pretty decent, but I do think he deserves more...maybe 1M/year.

[@maryotradovec9390]

I adore your program! I appreciate great belly laughs. Thank you!

[@kingayy9267]

Happy birthday, Guillermo! We love you!

[@NickellaElla]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!🥃Cheers!!!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Loved your monologue about the dog's accidents. Anyone with a pet can sympathise. Love your show🦘

[@user-lc4qe4gr7k]

Never a dull moment in the Kimmel household. Loved the story of Todd, the odd dog, Billy, the inquisitive child and the mayhem that followed.

[@dianerush5827]

Happy Birthday Guillermo!!! That MAGA camp skit was the best!!😂😂😂

[@Rocwallaby]

I just love Guillermo’s laugh, Happy Birthday 🥳

[@ginah1108]

Happy Birthday Guillermo! 🎉🎉😊

[@wendybennett5243]

We Love You Guillermo..Happy Birthday to Ya!!❤❤😂😂🍾💃🏾👏🏿🙏🏾🍰🍰🍰

[@user-rk2ln9eb6q]

Salud, Guillermo!

[@rachelrobinson2104]

Guillermo I love you! Happy day you came in to this world! ❤❤❤❤you make it a better place!

[@neadew]

So Guillermo's birthday is the after mine. Jesus, I haven't laughed so much in ages. He is lucky Jimmy let's him be authentic. Guillermo is a national treasure

[@TaLoKoSoWhat]

Feliz cumpleaños Guillermo! Man I wish you many years of happiness so we can see you both you and Jimmy together forever. You guys are like Esqueleto and Nacho

[@tenareif1013]

Happy birthday Guillermo! 🎉🎶🎂♥️🌻🎈‼️

[@Lynn.Panadero4242]

“My father has had the lowest gas prices in the history of this country.” Would he like to think that again?

[@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec]

Only one problem. He cannot think.

[@MarcKloos]

Yeah, lower than say 40 years ago 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec]

@@MarcKloos I remember when the price of gas was less than the price of milk.

[@cuda426hemi]

@@MichaelSorensen-bl3ec I remember when both were 40¢ It was the end of the world when gas went from 30¢ to 45¢; not funny when a 'Cuda gets 7mpg when having fun. 15 with tail wind downhill 50 mph on highway. 👀

[@richardmarshall210]

Any truth to that statement (on inflation adjusted terms) is due to an extreme economic collapse caused by COVID. It's not because of Trump.

[@brianarae3445]

Happy Birthday, Guillermo!! 🎉

[@lauriegutierrez7206]

The maga camp skit was gold…I’m Mexican and am 100 percent glad that I’m not welcome! Thanks for the laughs.

[@carlbeaver7112]

Just when you think there surely can't be anyone more stupid than Donnie, Eric shows up.

[@dfuher968]

We havent heard from Jr. in a while. Im sure, he can top them!

[@alfredgeorge317]

It's always a toss up between Eric and Don Jr...which is the stupidest trump

[@boatburnerice7925]

what has biden done for you that has improved your life.

[@karensagal8230]

@@boatburnerice7925 More jobs, inflation down, infrastructure improved, Medicare able to lower drug prices, etc,,,,,,

[@miroo09]

@@boatburnerice7925 this is about trump, what he has done to improve your live?

[@sebbya8328]

I love the way, Nick Haley is just hanging in there reminding him that he may not make it. You may be in jail and I’m gonna be right here to step in

[@kelleywyskiel3478]

Hoping so. She has my vote if she gets on that ballot. Because …. Just not him.

[@jahualhaq9853]

As soon as the opposition realised that most of the responsibility for this mess was apportioned to them and very little to DJT, they changed their statement and now nobody is to blame! It’s as if nothing happened and the public will simply accept being fleeced by these political operatives. Here are the facts: 1. There are dozens of legal establishments in the NY region 2. Hundreds of judges 3. It could take one judge in one legal establishment to make a verdict in a week 4. Excessive delays have seen courts drag their feet for half a decade now 5. There is a clear reputation for bias, one of them ran on the slogan ‘let’s go get DJT’. You have to ask yourself is there anything to gain? What will the opposition do, to get it? Do they care about an innocent outsider to the establishment? Are there attempts to cover their tracks now that their plans are out in the open?

[@sangeet9100]

she was the one who was boasting how she arm-twisted small nations into voting for her agenda while at the UN - terrible person (just like HillaryC did when she pushed Libya into chaos assassinating its leader) Those pass as "foreign policies"

[@nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz]

I love the use of the name “Nick”; she would look like a guy if she cut her hair short.

[@nunyabusiness9043NunyaBiz]

@@kelleywyskiel3478Yeah, I would take Todd’s diarrhea over Diaper Don. Diaper Don what’s that diaper you have on? Could it be faded brown from days gone byyyyy(e).

[@francesinez126]

I love how Guillermo hated the ride itself so much, but had such a great laugh watching it! Luv you, G.