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@CharmaineRanford
@CharmaineRanford 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎
@maxstone9148
@maxstone9148 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣 Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!
@rennstreetpodcast
@rennstreetpodcast 8 ай бұрын
The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!
@laurah3282
@laurah3282 8 ай бұрын
Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤
@trapero09
@trapero09 8 ай бұрын
Definitely agree!
@twicebaked553
@twicebaked553 8 ай бұрын
Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 8 ай бұрын
Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air. Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days
@mary11976
@mary11976 8 ай бұрын
💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪
@MsMiika13
@MsMiika13 8 ай бұрын
Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.
@melmazzerithekiller
@melmazzerithekiller 8 ай бұрын
Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂
@geeayy222
@geeayy222 8 ай бұрын
​@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴
@KaceyGilford-ku1ip
@KaceyGilford-ku1ip 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂
@evaadams8298
@evaadams8298 8 ай бұрын
Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋‍♀️
@richardknapp8322
@richardknapp8322 8 ай бұрын
Go JoJo!
@theanthill22
@theanthill22 8 ай бұрын
The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 8 ай бұрын
Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅
@EinFelsbrocken
@EinFelsbrocken 8 ай бұрын
Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 8 ай бұрын
That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.
@lubetphilippe
@lubetphilippe 8 ай бұрын
Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol
@theanthill22
@theanthill22 8 ай бұрын
@@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌
@sashakasprzyk5683
@sashakasprzyk5683 8 ай бұрын
He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.
@karenmurray1077
@karenmurray1077 8 ай бұрын
“If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???
@ltho5616
@ltho5616 8 ай бұрын
Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew
@peterpiper7441
@peterpiper7441 8 ай бұрын
Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.
@samuellopez1957
@samuellopez1957 7 ай бұрын
😅😂😊❤🇦🇺
@danmarty6765
@danmarty6765 2 ай бұрын
As a felon, Donald Trump can no longer travel to 38 countries.
@lostbutfreesoul
@lostbutfreesoul 8 ай бұрын
The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party. So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends. I love comedians, they are the best of people.
@triplec8375
@triplec8375 8 ай бұрын
Jimmie and the Pillow Guy's relationship has got to be the weirdest detente ever. Love it!
@bonniejosavland3227
@bonniejosavland3227 8 ай бұрын
Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!
@guidodiman
@guidodiman 8 ай бұрын
His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .
@richardjames9091
@richardjames9091 8 ай бұрын
He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump
@joen8529
@joen8529 8 ай бұрын
Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.
@joen8529
@joen8529 8 ай бұрын
@@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 8 ай бұрын
@@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.
@afrocoolio25
@afrocoolio25 8 ай бұрын
I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.
@WTlufd
@WTlufd 8 ай бұрын
Strangely heart warming right?
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 8 ай бұрын
Politics need this right now.
@felixpeterman9303
@felixpeterman9303 8 ай бұрын
You also don't need to disagree to be enemies
@lililasagna1073
@lililasagna1073 Ай бұрын
Mike sure is comedy gold for Jimmy. 😂
@paulettek2732
@paulettek2732 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾
@Una2Cold
@Una2Cold 8 ай бұрын
I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.
@eilenedecali2195
@eilenedecali2195 8 ай бұрын
The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂
@arianahoule7223
@arianahoule7223 8 ай бұрын
Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.
@pamelatanner788
@pamelatanner788 8 ай бұрын
Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!
@grandroofing1604
@grandroofing1604 3 ай бұрын
@@arianahoule7223Trump will be your president again! Woooooo!
@rosemarienarcisse4756
@rosemarienarcisse4756 8 ай бұрын
We love you Jimmy. Thanks👏🏽👌🏽❤️
@53leeann
@53leeann 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is an American treasure!
@roym8973
@roym8973 8 ай бұрын
OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 8 ай бұрын
Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.
@barbaracarpenter1260
@barbaracarpenter1260 8 ай бұрын
President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.
@wgooetrik
@wgooetrik 8 ай бұрын
​@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 8 ай бұрын
@@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.
@aurorabrusseau9082
@aurorabrusseau9082 8 ай бұрын
I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜
@Jan-iq5sm
@Jan-iq5sm 8 ай бұрын
Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76
@QUICKBOOKS1
@QUICKBOOKS1 8 ай бұрын
Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.
@sergiocable
@sergiocable 8 ай бұрын
That’s really sad.
@WinstonSmith19847
@WinstonSmith19847 8 ай бұрын
No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂
@sergiocable
@sergiocable 8 ай бұрын
@@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking
@Ajbarili
@Ajbarili 8 ай бұрын
I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.
@fundifferent1
@fundifferent1 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆
@jaygray7102
@jaygray7102 8 ай бұрын
Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 8 ай бұрын
​@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.
@robertking6924
@robertking6924 8 ай бұрын
​@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.
@atpg5
@atpg5 8 ай бұрын
Mr Pillow is a sham !!
@Asiansxsymbol
@Asiansxsymbol 8 ай бұрын
​@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂
@awildaquinones6222
@awildaquinones6222 8 ай бұрын
Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.
@paulc14
@paulc14 8 ай бұрын
Exactly
@georgelabottum7448
@georgelabottum7448 8 ай бұрын
Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.
@rogermansour6085
@rogermansour6085 8 ай бұрын
Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂
@lotredam
@lotredam 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.
@conniemazas
@conniemazas 8 ай бұрын
Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 8 ай бұрын
State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."
@Something-there-there
@Something-there-there 8 ай бұрын
So basically what you are saying is... 80 states
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 8 ай бұрын
South Carolina allows them😜🤪
@joymcclendon7525
@joymcclendon7525 8 ай бұрын
😂​@@Something-there-there
@JoHough
@JoHough 8 ай бұрын
Trump will go to any lengths to win the election
@theresasantiago1788
@theresasantiago1788 8 ай бұрын
It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊
@jonelfilipek7848
@jonelfilipek7848 8 ай бұрын
Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!
@bruceclancy1909
@bruceclancy1909 8 ай бұрын
What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?
@yochhcoy
@yochhcoy 8 ай бұрын
"Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 8 ай бұрын
Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.
@jimtemple5159
@jimtemple5159 8 ай бұрын
I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅
@xy6845
@xy6845 8 ай бұрын
Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣
@larryfoster8820
@larryfoster8820 8 ай бұрын
Lawsuits in 81 states😮
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 8 ай бұрын
She also counts state of minds.
@clarencegreen3071
@clarencegreen3071 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.
@Naturalworldlives
@Naturalworldlives 8 ай бұрын
And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.
@robinsansing2642
@robinsansing2642 8 ай бұрын
And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 8 ай бұрын
Kentucky, Eleventucky, Twelvetucky... y​@@clarencegreen3071
@TheWorldisQuietHere3
@TheWorldisQuietHere3 8 ай бұрын
The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike
@Russtopia
@Russtopia 8 ай бұрын
Biden's speechwriters are on fire. Keep it up!
@Denise225-i3h
@Denise225-i3h 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.
@dm-31024
@dm-31024 8 ай бұрын
Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉
@Alex-js5lg
@Alex-js5lg 8 ай бұрын
Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.
@jaketheauroran
@jaketheauroran 8 ай бұрын
I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter. Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.
@StevieWicks
@StevieWicks 8 ай бұрын
@@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!! Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.
@Sen0rDragon
@Sen0rDragon 8 ай бұрын
i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤
@DonnaLang42rockglobally
@DonnaLang42rockglobally 8 ай бұрын
81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.
@SusanBame
@SusanBame 8 ай бұрын
Good lord, how do you come up with all of these Alternative Reality names for 45? They're hysterical!
@Mayzan841
@Mayzan841 8 ай бұрын
There is something wholesome in the back and forth with Lindell and Jimmy, the host jumping in board gave me a laugh. Good on you 3 for adding some joy to the world.
@SarinaSazi
@SarinaSazi 8 ай бұрын
Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂
@MVinny24
@MVinny24 8 ай бұрын
81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 8 ай бұрын
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 8 ай бұрын
@@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.
@kirara2516
@kirara2516 8 ай бұрын
either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.
@blerdofpeace5329
@blerdofpeace5329 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@FilmArtPhoto
@FilmArtPhoto 8 ай бұрын
@@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣
@lenordbrazil9580
@lenordbrazil9580 8 ай бұрын
Bidens bleach joke was hilarious
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 8 ай бұрын
A great delivery too. And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.
@carolrodd1754
@carolrodd1754 8 ай бұрын
What a joke great 👍 👌
@emrecck
@emrecck 8 ай бұрын
Yesssss 😂😂😂
@VinicioReinaLuther7
@VinicioReinaLuther7 8 ай бұрын
The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣
@Sam-sz6qq
@Sam-sz6qq 8 ай бұрын
I literally laughed out loud 😂
@gbrown1338
@gbrown1338 8 ай бұрын
Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.
@buttercup6828
@buttercup6828 8 ай бұрын
I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,
@ferise1
@ferise1 8 ай бұрын
Don’t flatter yourself
@jaegerjae
@jaegerjae 8 ай бұрын
Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂
@Angelofmcy
@Angelofmcy 8 ай бұрын
​@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢
@laurie8868
@laurie8868 8 ай бұрын
81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.
@ln8116
@ln8116 8 ай бұрын
Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states
@marycunningham8466
@marycunningham8466 8 ай бұрын
Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?
@Therealtruthsocial
@Therealtruthsocial 8 ай бұрын
Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.
@johnmac4020
@johnmac4020 8 ай бұрын
Call CPS and check on those kids!
@Adogslife54
@Adogslife54 8 ай бұрын
That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
@TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 8 ай бұрын
*_Yeah, no, they are not. I WORK polling places...did it for a damn decade in Arizona, and now going to do so in New Jersey. She has no clue how the actual polling places work and the Leader of each polling place...the Inspector...does not have the authority to change rules on the day of voting. THAT is a crime in itself. NO ONE will be doing so at MY polling place, and NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ASSIGNED SIX PEOPLE TO WORK THE POLLING PLACE, THROUGH THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE, WILL BE ALLOWED WITHIN 75 FEET {OR 150 FEET FROM THE DOOR} OF THE LAST PERSON IN LINE. Any RNC freaks come tell me otherwise and I'm calling the Elections Emergency number AND the police...because that is the commission of a crime. I'm not playing at my polling place. Never did. Not on MY watch._*
@Naturalworldlives
@Naturalworldlives 8 ай бұрын
Well done you are a decent person. All the best.
@gary-rr7jp
@gary-rr7jp 8 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service! Any intimidation at a polling place is a crime.✌🙏
@annenelson5656
@annenelson5656 8 ай бұрын
Working the polls is hard. My mom did in the 1960s when I was a kid. It was a very long day and they had to do everything by hand. Now it’s getting harder and harder. Thank you for volunteering to work the polling places. You’re a fine person and a true patriot. All the best to you!
@divinewon73
@divinewon73 8 ай бұрын
🌈😘👍
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 8 ай бұрын
When I did it, official "watchers" were allowed in as long as they abided by certain rules. They had to have a letter and a badge.
@bearhawk15
@bearhawk15 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂
@jr032582
@jr032582 8 ай бұрын
President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂
@terrystokes7893
@terrystokes7893 8 ай бұрын
It's about time 💯
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309
@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 8 ай бұрын
The bleach one was great!
@ArtificialArtist
@ArtificialArtist 8 ай бұрын
Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 8 ай бұрын
Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 8 ай бұрын
​@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!
@Sharon-y8m
@Sharon-y8m 8 ай бұрын
You go Jimmy!! Love all the funny stories. You can't make this stuff up.
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 8 ай бұрын
Thank his writers too.
@drgallup
@drgallup 8 ай бұрын
Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!
@saintsataniko2116
@saintsataniko2116 8 ай бұрын
Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 8 ай бұрын
😂 brilliant!
@MrsNaughtyCat96
@MrsNaughtyCat96 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Justiceincorporated.
@Justiceincorporated. 8 ай бұрын
Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.
@PatriciaMonti-y9m
@PatriciaMonti-y9m 8 ай бұрын
Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂
@ednaking956
@ednaking956 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@gmw21064
@gmw21064 8 ай бұрын
"Never fight up hill me boys"... That never gets old and always makes me laugh! 😅
@mammawlee
@mammawlee 8 ай бұрын
😉😂😅 'Never fight up hill, me boys' was a relief from him saying the same thing over and over
@gmw21064
@gmw21064 8 ай бұрын
​@mammawlee, you mean like a "bigly" relief! Lol
@bentontramell
@bentontramell 8 ай бұрын
Obi-Wan said it first.
@anitadees4223
@anitadees4223 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy for president 2028!
@Pro24zach
@Pro24zach 8 ай бұрын
George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...
@bunzeebear2973
@bunzeebear2973 8 ай бұрын
That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.
@alexcadle1369
@alexcadle1369 8 ай бұрын
George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 8 ай бұрын
I see what you did there.
@xy6845
@xy6845 8 ай бұрын
Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos
@SnarkyLady
@SnarkyLady 8 ай бұрын
More than I figured he'd make
@krisdarkkn1ght
@krisdarkkn1ght 8 ай бұрын
He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂
@jackharrison7613
@jackharrison7613 8 ай бұрын
😆😆😆🤣
@Yahyia-cv3sx
@Yahyia-cv3sx 8 ай бұрын
He probably doesn't do nuances.
@kurtsnyder4752
@kurtsnyder4752 8 ай бұрын
Think the thing is aluminumy.
@sunshine3914
@sunshine3914 8 ай бұрын
Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 8 ай бұрын
@@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.
@randymoffat4226
@randymoffat4226 8 ай бұрын
81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?
@RobertLee-ni9ox
@RobertLee-ni9ox 8 ай бұрын
Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal
@patrickstell1179
@patrickstell1179 8 ай бұрын
Disfunctional .
@derrickwolters8694
@derrickwolters8694 8 ай бұрын
@@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter
@antrimlariot2386
@antrimlariot2386 8 ай бұрын
@@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.
@joen8529
@joen8529 8 ай бұрын
Yes. Lock Biden up.
@derrickwolters8694
@derrickwolters8694 8 ай бұрын
@@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.
@slate49
@slate49 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other
@barackmarley4963
@barackmarley4963 8 ай бұрын
Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂
@d.s.parentsr6502
@d.s.parentsr6502 8 ай бұрын
Other states with lawsuits include Washington, Rinsington and Repeatington.
@carolinebjerkelund767
@carolinebjerkelund767 8 ай бұрын
Clever, Love it
@jeepliving1
@jeepliving1 8 ай бұрын
THAT is some top shelf word-smithery.
@kimlr-herring
@kimlr-herring 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good one
@lauriel8735
@lauriel8735 8 ай бұрын
DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.
@JoHough
@JoHough 8 ай бұрын
DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 8 ай бұрын
In all 81 states!!!
@Highlander-s3e
@Highlander-s3e 8 ай бұрын
@@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂
@PatriciaMonti-y9m
@PatriciaMonti-y9m 8 ай бұрын
What did she do? Chop up the map?
@catpaladin1
@catpaladin1 8 ай бұрын
I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico
@flowbe1221
@flowbe1221 8 ай бұрын
Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.
@johnobrien2643
@johnobrien2643 8 ай бұрын
"Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!
@Frostie-e8g
@Frostie-e8g 8 ай бұрын
I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .
@felisasolares7311
@felisasolares7311 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rhuephus
@rhuephus 8 ай бұрын
81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 8 ай бұрын
I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag. There are presently fifty.
@robertw1962
@robertw1962 8 ай бұрын
Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 8 ай бұрын
And Saudi Arabia
@israelcm7246
@israelcm7246 8 ай бұрын
​@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.
@Alex-js5lg
@Alex-js5lg 8 ай бұрын
And Alberta...
@kara_30
@kara_30 8 ай бұрын
I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you
@BearBreath70
@BearBreath70 8 ай бұрын
Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.
@Boogiebear-1965
@Boogiebear-1965 8 ай бұрын
She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂
@kenyonbissett3512
@kenyonbissett3512 8 ай бұрын
Wrong head…
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 8 ай бұрын
i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 8 ай бұрын
@@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.
@kenyonbissett3512
@kenyonbissett3512 8 ай бұрын
@@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…
@lisadodson2271
@lisadodson2271 8 ай бұрын
81 states 🤣🤣🤣
@brittanyaiello6221
@brittanyaiello6221 8 ай бұрын
I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao
@krazycmcc3444
@krazycmcc3444 8 ай бұрын
Thanks for keeping it as real as you can 💯👍
@GuessWorkz-g1b
@GuessWorkz-g1b 8 ай бұрын
Omg that bit about windmills and bleach was 😂, m not for making fun of ex presidents but this one deserves 👏
@justsayin5609
@justsayin5609 8 ай бұрын
Gaseous Clay....good one!😂
@vendora1
@vendora1 8 ай бұрын
lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?
@mickylawless1941
@mickylawless1941 8 ай бұрын
Russia annexed the US!
@AmandaLeeHarrington
@AmandaLeeHarrington 8 ай бұрын
Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.
@samuellopez1957
@samuellopez1957 8 ай бұрын
Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅
@johnarnold893
@johnarnold893 8 ай бұрын
@@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheSpiceyHistorian
@TheSpiceyHistorian 8 ай бұрын
Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣
@Cooky_5580
@Cooky_5580 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy I love that you wore the handkerchief! Good sport!
@xy6845
@xy6845 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy's always a good sport. He did a basketball match against Ted Cruz ffs, u gotta be a nice guy to do that.
@davidscheider1722
@davidscheider1722 8 ай бұрын
Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel
@ariellebotwinick1537
@ariellebotwinick1537 8 ай бұрын
The relationship between Mike Lindell and Jimmy Kimmel. Comedy gold.
@senorelroboto2
@senorelroboto2 8 ай бұрын
It's pretty wholesome for two people who are at odds politically
@bonniemitchell5841
@bonniemitchell5841 8 ай бұрын
@@senorelroboto2 the credit for it goes to Lindell. Kimmel has a foul mouth.
@kamwickw933
@kamwickw933 8 ай бұрын
@@bonniemitchell5841 What has he said that was actually “foul”? Or untrue?
@Allie8567
@Allie8567 8 ай бұрын
No family inside that courtroom with him and no supporters outside 😢 Very interesting 🧐 🤔 🤨
@phillipjohnson5014
@phillipjohnson5014 8 ай бұрын
".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.
@LR-mh8hs
@LR-mh8hs 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy, don't forget the West coast states, Cali, Fornia, Oregone, Orewent, Washington, Dryington, Idaho, Youdaho, and the rest.
@connorranz9746
@connorranz9746 8 ай бұрын
Bruh😂😂😂😂
@xy6845
@xy6845 8 ай бұрын
Don't forget Neverada and Colado 🤪 Also A rizz on a U'dah and of course the Me'dah yeah ok I'll stop 😄
@MatteBlack2024
@MatteBlack2024 8 ай бұрын
Excellent monologue!
@Stoned_Silly
@Stoned_Silly 8 ай бұрын
Biden might not have been the president we wanted but he definitely was the president we needed!
@_Sn0_
@_Sn0_ 8 ай бұрын
"The least I could do for a man that has given me so much"!! Mike Lindell is the gift that keeps on giving!
@bruceclancy1909
@bruceclancy1909 8 ай бұрын
Should have sent him a rolloff container for all the useless pillows not selling on the shelves 😢
@arthurr7866
@arthurr7866 8 ай бұрын
The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.
@jeffreydavid999
@jeffreydavid999 8 ай бұрын
At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.
@feliciabarosa2553
@feliciabarosa2553 8 ай бұрын
Lol
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 8 ай бұрын
It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢
@tundrawomansays694
@tundrawomansays694 8 ай бұрын
“Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”
@dcbradt7752
@dcbradt7752 8 ай бұрын
Agent Orange is not to be ignored.
@luciamiller1555
@luciamiller1555 8 ай бұрын
Solid Gold😂🎉 Thank you Jimmy and writers❤
@StevieWicks
@StevieWicks 8 ай бұрын
I hope that Mike and Jimmy relationship stays surprisingly wholesome, it could be the ONE good thing to come out of the entire Trump legacy.
@lifarasad8931
@lifarasad8931 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 8 ай бұрын
Respect there, it's cute!
@carlynfry
@carlynfry 8 ай бұрын
Middle school Jan 6th!! I’m a new watcher, you’re hilarious thank you jimmy!!!
@Dyltone
@Dyltone 8 ай бұрын
Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...
@Shea5793
@Shea5793 8 ай бұрын
Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 8 ай бұрын
🤪
@BacktotheATL
@BacktotheATL 8 ай бұрын
She’s looking like Larry Trump lately
@laurinepiper6612
@laurinepiper6612 8 ай бұрын
Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 8 ай бұрын
@@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓
@DonKiehn-kp9bh
@DonKiehn-kp9bh 8 ай бұрын
Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?
@c3swift
@c3swift 8 ай бұрын
"you can't say he doesn't have range!" -promote this writer!
@yourgirlnaiyah6552
@yourgirlnaiyah6552 8 ай бұрын
I love it! "..it all went to his hair!" 😅😅😅😅
@taxvictim2
@taxvictim2 8 ай бұрын
I love Jimmy so much……can’t sleep without the laughs.🎉
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 8 ай бұрын
Indeed. 👌
@diandie1838
@diandie1838 8 ай бұрын
We went and saw him live a few months ago. So fun!
@lilianevanbel3123
@lilianevanbel3123 8 ай бұрын
​@@diandie1838 You lucky devils! So jealous.
@gemixx8365
@gemixx8365 8 ай бұрын
Having Biden talk about trump as a joke is a much better political strategy than trying to maintain decorum, and has a really good chance of working on some people - very much draws attention to them comparatively, and presently.
@vickyabramowitz2885
@vickyabramowitz2885 8 ай бұрын
Dark Brandon's delivery is pretty good, too, considering he's not a comedian.
@corgising5606
@corgising5606 8 ай бұрын
And trumpie can’t handle people making fun of him.
@Ron-g6t
@Ron-g6t 8 ай бұрын
Agreed Absolutely!!
@digbycrankshaft7572
@digbycrankshaft7572 8 ай бұрын
​@@corgising5606unfortunate as he is nothing but a joke.
@Noredties
@Noredties 8 ай бұрын
Love the banter with Lindell!!
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 8 ай бұрын
this sarcastic yet wholesome bromance between jimble and the my pillow guy has made my day. cheers to brannon for the hankie as well!
@meganh4011
@meganh4011 8 ай бұрын
Biden was being savage😂
@DiamondHedgehog
@DiamondHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.
@ednaking956
@ednaking956 8 ай бұрын
It's always that way with bullies !!!
@simonh7339
@simonh7339 8 ай бұрын
There's something disturbingly wholesome about this whole Kimdel relationship.
@xy6845
@xy6845 8 ай бұрын
First time ever I read the phrase 'disturbingly wholesome', which is disturbingly wholesome, considering it does involve Kimmel and Pillow 🤣
@davidbennett9691
@davidbennett9691 8 ай бұрын
When all the dust settles and we return to sanity, I'm hoping Jimmy's writers are awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor.
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 8 ай бұрын
I agree with your sentiment. Sorry to be needlessly pedantic for a moment, but the Medal of Honor is strictly a military award. However they would be eligible for the Presidential Medal of Freedom. And I would sign the petition to help make that happen--along with Seth Meyers and his team.
@eilenedecali2195
@eilenedecali2195 8 ай бұрын
👏 👏 👏 👏
@davidbennett9691
@davidbennett9691 8 ай бұрын
@@zedmelon You're right. I was thinking of "Congressional Gold Medal."
@zedmelon
@zedmelon 8 ай бұрын
@@davidbennett9691 I vote for both!
@sydismine
@sydismine 8 ай бұрын
WORD. ☮
@BruceW.-hs9qq
@BruceW.-hs9qq 8 ай бұрын
Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.
@shudtt09
@shudtt09 8 ай бұрын
Finally someone's mentioned Lara's swollen pout. The horse has left the barn.
@ln8116
@ln8116 8 ай бұрын
She looks just like habba
@annemettefrederiksen7751
@annemettefrederiksen7751 8 ай бұрын
The horse sings better than Lara😂
@tundrawomansays694
@tundrawomansays694 8 ай бұрын
She got in a rumble with JLo at the beauty shop and got a roundhouse punch to her mouth. Jenny from the block wanted to rearranged her grill.
@thomashill1340
@thomashill1340 8 ай бұрын
In spite of Mike Lindell being crazy. I do appreciate how light hearted his banter is with Jimmy Kimmel
@spacenerd9499
@spacenerd9499 8 ай бұрын
It's funny!.
@terrypetersen4361
@terrypetersen4361 8 ай бұрын
Pillow only trying to stay relevant!
@josephtobiajr9580
@josephtobiajr9580 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, they have a kind of pillow-talk going between them...Doh!
@christinakuczora4862
@christinakuczora4862 8 ай бұрын
For someone who is crazier than a bedbug - Mike Lindell is a likeable guy.
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs
@JeanGillespie-fp7rs 8 ай бұрын
A good sport about it...
@shannonstraughan4383
@shannonstraughan4383 8 ай бұрын
81 states 😳. Not even one of those numbers is part of 50 ... one # in lower 48 Lol... Biden is cracking me up lately.
@dragonflybabe7524
@dragonflybabe7524 8 ай бұрын
😂omg Biden that was HILARIOUS. At least he funny when he insults 😂😂
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