Trump Milks Gag Order for Every Drop, MyPillow Mike Loves Jimmy’s Wedding Gift & Kanye’s Porn Plan

Kanye West is reportedly about to enter the world of pornographic filmmaking and has been in talks with Stormy Daniels’ ex-husband to help shepherd the whole thing, a gentleman on an English morning TV show seems to have enormous potential, the Senate passed a $95 billion military aid package for Ukraine, Israel and Taiwan, the bill would also require the Chinese company that owns TikTok to either sell it in a year or be banned nationwide, Donald Trump has been milking his gag order for every drop, Joe Biden is yucking it up, Eric and Don Jr are running the handoff for Daddy if he gets re-elected, Lara Trump is very concerned about voter fraud, MyPillow Mike Lindell’s voting fraud case with the Supreme Court failed but he was happy to receive a wedding gift from Jimmy, George Santos has withdrawn his bid to re-run for Congress, and Truth Social is going to start streaming Live TV!
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[@lenordbrazil9580]

Bidens bleach joke was hilarious

[@antrimlariot2386]

A great delivery too. And because he's an elderly man, it had resonance.

[@carolrodd1754]

What a joke great 👍 👌

[@emrecck]

Yesssss 😂😂😂

[@VinicioReinaLuther7]

The Worst is that for Gaseous Clay was Real Truth🤣🤣

[@Sam-sz6qq]

I literally laughed out loud 😂

[@MVinny24]

81 states LMFAO AND HER LIPS 😂😂

[@Boogiebear-1965]

She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂

[@jackharrison7613]

@@Boogiebear-1965 Janice could sing, though.

[@kirara2516]

either a really bad Botox job or too many over time will do that to ya. it also seems to have put too mush pressure on her brain.... if there's even one there.

[@blerdofpeace5329]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@FilmArtPhoto]

@@jackharrison7613 YASSS!! 🤣🤣

[@rennstreetpodcast]

The writing team for Jimmy and Jimmy’s delivery and quick wits, are absolutely phenomenal!

[@laurah3282]

Love Jimmy Kimmel ❤❤

[@trapero09]

Definitely agree!

[@KPH1992]

Jimmy should make fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.

[@eilenedecali2195]

The tRUMP "hair joke" by Mr. Biden was HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂

[@jr032582]

President Joe is rockin’ the Trump jokes lately 😂

[@terrystokes7893]

It's about time 💯

[@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309]

The bleach one was great!

[@ArtificialArtist]

Dark Brandon ftw!! ❤🇺🇸

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Almost anyone is rockin' the Trump jokes. Except MAGA clowns, 'cause they're already funny enough.

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

​@@hojichaisfarsuperiortochai9309 the bleach one, so fresh and so clean!

[@bonniejosavland3227]

Biden has a great sense of humor!! Keep it coming!

[@guidodiman]

His timing was perfect on the "It went to his hair" joke. Had me laughing .

[@richardjames9091]

He's great it's about time people started giving it back to trump

[@joen8529]

Biden doesn’t know what day it is. I was wrong to vote Biden, and you were too.

[@joen8529]

@@richardjames9091 We need Trump to pull us out of this absolute mess team Biden has made. There’s never been a worse president.

[@kingjamos2422]

@@joen8529 I know of one that was easily worse. His name escapes me, but he was the 45th president.

[@KaceyGilford-ku1ip]

Jimmy Kimmel thank you for your service! I’m a healthcare provider in Arizona, unrelated to abortion access, however your comedic genius is a much needed break from the seriousness of these issues while still bringing light to them. I cry laughing every morning when I watch you!! (I don’t stay up late) 🎉😂

[@evaadams8298]

Brilliant post! 💙💙💙 Jimmy is no.1 🙋‍♀️

[@richardknapp8322]

Go JoJo!

[@yochhcoy]

"Truth Social is failing BIGLY" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@koilamaoh4238]

Truth social, its a money laundering scheme.. I can bet russia gave trump another loan; i bet if t hey traced the money.

[@amcmartin]

Mike Lindell needs to call his trial The Pillow Case

[@suzannesanchez4864]

😂😂😂

[@marysmith7765]

Agree with 😂😂😂

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Fluffy?

[@oppositeofh8]

😹😹😹😹😹 5/5

[@bobbarker1798]

Funny 😂

[@globalwarmhugs7741]

Jimmy's writers have been on FIRE this past couple of weeks. Brilliant!

[@jamesgoines7663]

Stephen's team must be going over to work for Jimmy when he is off the air. Jimmy's jokes just gets hilarious on those days

[@mary11976]

💯%. I said the same thing to my bf, that wow! Kimmel seems to be going really extra hard on djt since the Oscars. And we are so here for it. 👍💪

[@MsMiika13]

Ditto. What I hopped on to say. Spot on every night.

[@melmazzerithekiller]

Yes! The writers are knocking it out the park😂

[@geeayy8748]

​@@jamesgoines7663 Colbert hasn't been funny since his breakdown in the bathtub 😢 he needs new writers ASAP! Jimmy is HILARIOUS and Colbert gets applause for his jokes 🥴

[@afrocoolio25]

I love that Jimmy and Mike Lindell have a surprising relationship. Between Mike being on the show and being treated with respect and Mike always being kind about Jimmy, and finally the wedding gift. Shows you don't need to agree to be friends.

[@DB-sm6eu]

Strangely heart warming right?

[@jwilk5606]

Politics need this right now.

[@felixpeterman9303]

You also don't need to disagree to be enemies

[@lostbutfreesoul]

The interaction between Mike and Jimmy prove you can be friends regardless of party. So many people in this country need to learn that... one can laugh and be friends. I love comedians, they are the best of people.

[@turtledove92]

Lara’s turning into Janice from the muppets😂

[@Boogiebear-1965]

THANK YOJ! I wanted to post that comment, but I couldn't remember the Muppet's name. I appreciate the info. JANICE. Thanks again!

[@pz4971]

😄😄 Yeah, but Janice was way cooler😁

[@P_FamilyJAR]

Janice has way more brain power

[@jaygray7102]

LIPS anyone....must have had a botox special

[@IMSerious209]

Spot on! I knew there was something familiar emerging there but had not fully recognised it. Thanks for that!👍😄

[@saintsataniko2116]

Gaseous Clay: "Fart like a butterfly, sting like a flea."

[@ariadneschild8460]

😂 brilliant!

[@MrsNaughtyCat96]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Justiceincorporated.]

Fart like a butt fly and it stings when I pee.

[@user-fb5hv2mi9y]

Maybe switch to "Fart like an elephant, sting like a flea!"😂😂

[@ednaking956]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ajbarili]

I love that Jimmy actually bought the trashcan.

[@53leeann]

Jimmy is an American treasure!

[@roymadden8973]

OMG! I almost fell out of my bed!!! Biden got jokes. Good one Mr. President 🤣🤣🤣

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Joe ain't just Biden his time any more.

[@barbaracarpenter1260]

President Biden comes up with some real zingers. His delivery of them is priceless.

[@wgooetrik]

​@@barbaracarpenter1260nah a fourth grader has better zingers than trump.

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

@@barbaracarpenter1260 That is all Biden NEEDS, at this point.

[@aurorabrusseau9082]

I love Dark Brandon! 😈💜

[@arianahoule7223]

Thank you, Jimmy, for being one of Trump's worst nightmares. Your constant haranguing and humor is helping to hasten Trumpkins demise in politics.

[@pamelatanner788]

Yes! While giving us the benefit of the laughter!

[@gbrown1338]

Trump must literally cry, every time Jimmy's show comes on.

[@buttercup6828]

I don't think he cries,I think he just gets more hateful and much more orange,

[@ferise1]

Don’t flatter yourself

[@julieeustache994]

Doesn't his social media fluffer get paid to not show him negative press? 😂

[@Angelofmcy]

​@@ferise1trump said he made "grown men cry"..but who's crying now? Criminal defendant Donny boy trump😢

[@SarinaSazi]

Joe Biden making fun of Trump made me howl 😂😂😂

[@theanthill22]

The "never fight uphill me boys" at the end made me just about piss myself lolll

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Aye, arrrhh! Me boys! 💪🏽 😅

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Who can forget the beautiful gettysburg where the union of pirates defeated the northern coalition of stone walls 😪😪🤧 RIP blackbeard!

[@pemdechen6300]

That popped into my head as I began climbing up the stairs this morning and it made me laugh aloud too.

[@lubetphilippe]

Also the confed flag cooler saying Jesus was white. lol

[@theanthill22]

@@lubetphilippe Hahhah 🤌

[@laurie8868]

81 States, "Like I tell my grandkids, go sit down before I hurt you." There is something very wrong in the GOP. It is scary.

[@ln8116]

Twump can get more electoral votes from those 81 states

[@marycunningham8466]

Hurting your grandchildren. And people vote for this party?

[@Therealtruthsocial]

Lara thinks there is 81 states and that she has 2 lips. There are less states and more lips.

[@johnmac4020]

Call CPS and check on those kids!

[@Adogslife54]

That’s a lot. Especially because Trump doesn’t even know that Hawaii is a state!

[@justsayin5609]

Gaseous Clay....good one!😂

[@yourgirlnaiyah6552]

I love it! "..it all went to his hair!" 😅😅😅😅

[@jonelfilipek7848]

Dark Brandon hits the stand-up circuit. Gotta love that!

[@bruceclancy1909]

What unintelligible goofspeak is dark Brandon referring to ?

[@moresalad221]

Id much rather vote for an 81 year old than someone facing 91 criminal charges.

[@Ockv74]

Agree 💯 percent!!! 💙 💙 💙

[@sweetman5249]

Absolutely. Let alone 91 indictments , I wouldn’t vote for innocent Trump 😂😂. You know what I mean when I say innocent Trump 😂. You get the idea 😂. Trump & the word innocent can’t go together 😂.

[@jamesturner2126]

I don't care about 91 charges. I care about those charges BEFORE he became commander! We elected a criminal! 💔

[@sweetman5249]

@@jamesturner2126 True

[@chevfan88]

If biden gets re-elected, 4 more years of hell

[@cartergirl3of3]

The Jimmy-Mike bromance is almost, dare I say it, superceding the Jimmy-Matt Damon bromance in hilarity and sheer wholesomeness. Its hilarious because we all know Jimmy probably actually really likes Mike

[@anitadees4223]

Jimmy Kimmel kept his promise which is more than Trump ever did.

[@jwilk5606]

Jimmy for president 2028!

[@jimtemple5159]

I love how Jimmy gets under Trumps orange skin 😅

[@xy6845]

Mike Pillow seems to like it, uh oh, drama incoming! 🤣

[@rhuephus]

81 states .. She's including Russia, China and N.Korea

[@-oiiio-3993]

I was born under the 49 star U.S. flag. There are presently fifty.

[@robertw1962]

Dont forget Saudi Arabia and UAE.

[@israelcm7246]

And Saudi Arabia

[@israelcm7246]

​@robertw1962 especially Saudi Arabia. They got billions from the Saudis so its a must on her list.

[@Alex-js5lg]

And Alberta...

[@georgelabottum7448]

Kanye should also be talking to Lauren Bobart. Hear she’s looking for a job.

[@bearhawk15]

Jimmy wearing the kerchief was a great ending!!👏😂

[@lauriel8735]

DOJ really needs to stop Laura from interfering in our elections.

[@user-pw7bs8zg3w]

DOJ needs to do a lot but are doing nothing especially with these in congress interfering in investigations, obstructing justice & illegally taking money from the gov while working against it for Trump.

[@justsayin5609]

In all 81 states!!!

[@abdikadiradan1766]

@@justsayin5609 I almost thought like Canada joined the Union 😂

[@user-fb5hv2mi9y]

What did she do? Chop up the map?

[@catpaladin1]

I wondered if she accidentally relayed trumps plan to take over the united states of mexico

[@krisdarkkn1ght]

He buys a trash can and Mike didn’t even get the irony 😂

[@jackharrison7613]

😆😆😆🤣

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

He probably doesn't do nuances.

[@kurtsnyder4752]

Think the thing is aluminumy.

[@sunshine3914]

Conservatives have never been able to conceive of irony.

[@jimmythebold589]

@@sunshine3914 Maga is guilty of murdering irony, in cold blood.

[@brittanyaiello6221]

I actually low key love Mike and Jimmy's back snd forth together lmao

[@phillipjohnson5014]

".....it went to his hair!" Nailed it. I'm still laughing.

[@BearBreath70]

Lara’s lips must be pressing on her brain.

[@Boogiebear-1965]

She's Janice from The Muppets! 😂

[@kenyonbissett3512]

Wrong head…

[@jimmythebold589]

i'm glad he called her out on those monstrosities. i'm not opposed to botox or cosmetic surgery, i'd love some myself, but , good god, she's RICH, you think she could afford a good doctor who has some style...

[@johnarnold893]

@@Boogiebear-1965 Nah, looks more like the Octomom.

[@kenyonbissett3512]

@@jimmythebold589 have you heard her sing? She’s not high on the talent or class scale…

[@Jan-iq5sm]

Kimmel keeps me alive . I’m 76

[@QUICKBOOKS1]

Yes. It is a good way to start my morning.

[@sergiocable]

That’s really sad.

[@WinstonSmith19847]

No disrespect but that sounds like a statement from a hostage 😂

[@sergiocable]

@@WinstonSmith19847 Old man Tweaking

[@t60334]

Go Biden! I almost spit out my coffee laughing at your jibes at Trump!!!!😢🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@DonnaLang42rockglobally]

81 States. Don't forget Minnesota and Maxisoda, Florida and Faunada, and Illinois, Wellinois, and Illiquiet.

[@fundifferent1]

Jimmy Kimmel and Mike Lindell are my favorite frenemies 😆

[@jaygray7102]

Unlike trump, Lindell at least seems to have a sense of humor when it comes to Kimmel. He likes him

[@cleverusername9369]

​@@jaygray7102I'm so torn about Mike Lindell. On the one hand, he's a lunatic who's actively trying to subvert our democracy, genuinely seems to believe his own lies, and is ruining himself. On the other hand, he seems like a friendly guy with a decent sense of humor. Until he doesn't. He's an enigma.

[@robertking6924]

​@jaygray7102 perfectly put. They love to hate each other, but at the end of the day. They know it's all good.

[@atpg5]

Mr Pillow is a sham !!

[@ytsux9259]

​@@jaygray7102 Yeah, but he's just as kray-kray as all the other magas. 😂

[@larryfoster8820]

Lawsuits in 81 states😮

[@kingjamos2422]

She also counts state of minds.

[@clarencegreen3071]

Yeah, North Dakota, East Dakota, New York, Old York, Minnesota, Maxisota, and so forth.

[@Joytous]

And she's the brightest of the bunch of Clampits.

[@robinsansing2642]

And she's the head of the RNC and spending lots of money in those 30+ states.

[@caronstout354]

Kentucky, Eleventucky, Twelvetucky... y​@@clarencegreen3071

[@kara_30]

I am peeing my pants, laughing so hard! 😂😂😂😂 82 States!!! Tennessee, Elevennessee, twelvessee , Indiana, Outdiana! I laugh harder everytime I restart this entire video! 😂I love you

[@barackmarley4963]

Those new states that jimmy named were hilarious 😂😂

[@dominiqueearly2262]

Jimmy's continuing relationship with Lindel is heartwarming.

[@dm-dx7hs]

Yes❤ keep the gifts flowing and Goodwill to all 🎉

[@Alex-js5lg]

Right? I like how Lindell didn't doubt for a moment that Jimmy would wear the pocket protector. And somehow I think Jimmy would actually let him stay in the guest room for a night or two if he needed it.

[@jaketheauroran]

I wish everyone with political differences could have some playful banter. Too often, we have so much hate for people who don't agree with us, but we should all learn to disagree without demonizing each other.

[@StevieWicks]

@@jaketheauroran No we don't you demon!! Oh, wow, sorry, whoa, dunno what just... you know, you may have a point.

[@Sen0rDragon]

i felt so happy when lindell showed his happiness showing the garbage can .. i know he tried to destroy america😪but he looked so happy 😄❤

[@vendora1]

lawsuits in 81 states? wtf did we annex russia?

[@mickylawless1941]

Russia annexed the US!

[@AmandaLeeHarrington]

Confusion, Denial, Ignorance count as states.

[@samuellopez1957]

Or Mexico 🇲🇽 😮 Mexico 31. 32 States😅😅😅

[@johnarnold893]

@@AmandaLeeHarrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@helencourtnell5621]

Oh my lawd, I'm laughing so much, brilliant 🤣🤣

[@BruceW.-hs9qq]

Lindell needs an intervention, he's gone upstairs.

[@conniemazas]

Lawsuits in eighty-one states? WOW, your good Laura. And that’s why she is the Republican National Criminals (RNC) Co-chair….a real genius, yes indeed.

[@rogermansour6085]

Go Biden. Totally hilarious 😂😂

[@lisadodson2271]

81 states 🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelredden6682]

I hope to visit every state before my time comes. I visited 5 so far. 5 down, 76 to go.🤣😭

[@gmw21064]

"Never fight up hill me boys"... That never gets old and always makes me laugh! 😅

[@mammawlee]

😉😂😅 'Never fight up hill, me boys' was a relief from him saying the same thing over and over

[@gmw21064]

​@mammawlee, you mean like a "bigly" relief! Lol

[@bentontramell]

Obi-Wan said it first.

[@johnobrien2643]

"Not just Tennessee, but Elevenessee, Twelvessee..." BRAVO. Great line!

[@user-lc4qe4gr7k]

I loved Indiana, Outdiana . . .

[@felisasolares7311]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@randymoffat4226]

81 states? Really what are they doing, suing all the Canadian and Mexican States also?

[@JohnPilon082149051552]

Anyone notice how similar Lara Trump looks like Janice from the Muppet band?

[@awildaquinones6222]

Any other defendant would have been jailed for contempt already.

[@paulc14]

Exactly

[@maxstone9148]

Jimmy Trolling Trump harder lately. 🤣🤣 Keep the hits comin', Jimmy!!!

[@drgallup]

Best Jimmy ever. He doesn't have to make this stuff up, 81 States!

[@dianeshover1465]

Mr. Mike......he’s KINDA like your crazy Uncle Harold - looney as a 3$ bill & you want to YANK out your own hair anytime he opens his mouth, but somehow you find yourself belly-laughing none the less🤦🏻‍♀️🥴😬🤣😂😆😂🤣. LOVE LOVE LOVE the monologues Jimmy🥰🥰🥰

[@CharmaineRanford]

Jimmy Kimmel you are living your best life. And you are awesome 😎

[@Shea5793]

Lawsuit Lara and George Santos need to lay off the lip filler.

[@fairyprincess911]

🤪

[@BacktotheATL]

She’s looking like Larry Trump lately

[@laurinepiper6612]

Yeah it is going to her brain…..81 States!!!lol

[@fairyprincess911]

@@laurinepiper6612 She seems to be as bright as Eric🤓

[@DonKiehn-kp9bh]

Don't they get their lipfiller from Trump?

[@carlstanford7607]

The relationship between Mike Lindell and jimmy kimmel is both hilarious, and strangely nice.

[@DiamondHedgehog]

Joe is roasting Trump now. Trump dishes it out, but he can't take it.

[@ednaking956]

It's always that way with bullies !!!

[@RobertLee-ni9ox]

Lock this criminal up already. It is a worldwide joke that the system is so dysfuntioal

[@patrickstell1179]

Disfunctional .

[@derrickwolters8694]

@@patrickstell1179 *dysfunctional. If you are going to correct someone, be smarter

[@antrimlariot2386]

@@derrickwolters8694 Should be a full stop at the end of your sentence.

[@joen8529]

Yes. Lock Biden up.

[@derrickwolters8694]

@@antrimlariot2386 That's not quite the same thing as correcting someone's spelling and then spelling the word wrong. Not including the period was stylistic choice anyways, as most comments don't end in a period (full stop). By the way, you should have put "There" at the beginning of your sentence, otherwise it is considered to be an incomplete sentence.

[@paulettek2732]

Jimmy was on fire 🔥 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾

[@robertsipes7391]

That video of Donald Trump on the potty gives a whole new meaning to "Captain's Log".

[@markwilliamson4006]

Now I'll never be able to enjoy Star Trek again! I'll just have that horrific image in my head of Trump sitting there and "boldly going . . ."

[@pnaomiw]

Don’t forget: “Idaho, Youdaho, She-da-ho, Old Jersey, Connecticut, Matchacut, Wyoming, Whereoming,…”

[@triplec8375]

Jimmie and the Pillow Guy's relationship has got to be the weirdest detente ever. Love it!

[@erickborling1302]

State law in Texas prohibits these "poll watchers."

[@Something-there-there]

So basically what you are saying is... 80 states

[@fairyprincess911]

South Carolina allows them😜🤪

[@joymcclendon7525]

😂​@@Something-there-there

[@user-pw7bs8zg3w]

Trump will go to any lengths to win the election

[@theresasantiago1788]

It's the Green Bay Sweep. 💚. Like [ Taking A Million Dollars 💸 from A Animal shelter... That tug on the leases of Ur 💕 💞 ♥️ 💜 💙 Aaaaah. Vote 🗳 ☑️ by Mail 🗳 😊

[@voice_from_pizza]

Writers are on fire this season. For real.

[@reneelibby4885]

Jimmy Kimmel makes me happier than chocolate, wine and my therapist.

[@arthurr7866]

The ex-president still attacks people inside the courtroom too with his passing gas. So cruel.

[@jeffreydavid999]

At least he did s*** his pants like the guy that wears depends and was installed in the WH by dead people.

[@feliciabarosa2553]

Lol

[@spacenerd9499]

It's small in there as well. Probably sucky ventilation 🤢

[@tundrawomansays694]

“Ah HA! THERE’S those weapons of mass destruction!”

[@dcbradt7752]

Agent Orange is not to be ignored.

[@TransformationinProgrss]

Love Kimmel’s opening monologue! It’s always so on point.

[@davidscheider1722]

Best part of my day in Mr. Kimmel

[@middleofthewoods7118]

Jimmy, you do the best monologues of all on Trump. Oh my God I have to watch your opening monologue on Trump every goddamn day, for me, It’s a must and you are just so goddamn funny.!!!! Love them all love your Trump stories are THE BEST JIMMY … loves ya buddy!!!

[@lotredam]

Jimmy is king, love his Trump roasting.

[@Pro24zach]

George Santos REPORTED $0 in campaign donations...

[@bunzeebear2973]

That is up from his first time. He was in the negative range.

[@alexcadle1369]

George has finally hit the nadir of his political impression.

[@ariadneschild8460]

I see what you did there.

[@xy6845]

Either that or they were falsely allocated... to a person allegedly named George Santos

[@OhhhhCheri]

More than I figured he'd make

[@barbarafisher1401]

Love the banter with Lindell!!

[@sashakasprzyk5683]

He's not welcome in Australia. During 1986-7 the state of NSW in Australia asked for bids to build the first casino in Sydney. Four groups submitted bids for the lucrative project. Cabinet papers declassified 30 years later revealed that the Trump bid was rejected after NSW State Police reported that the Trump mafia connections and financial unviability made their bid undesirable. It also said his ties to organised crime was obvious.

[@karenmurray1077]

“If our design is chosen, it will not only be the largest, but one of the most magnificent, one of the most beautiful hotels anywhere in the world,” Trump told The Australian (newspaper) in February 1987. However, under local legislation, anyone applying for a casino licence in NSW is required to be "of good repute, having regard to character, honesty and integrity"......Australian newsreaders looked and sounded incredulous reporting on the result of the 2016 US presidential election. Australians, in general, were in a state of disbelief that Trump could be elected POTUS given his well-known and less than suitable character and background. How was he even eligible???

[@ltho5616]

Thanks LeeAnn vanderkew

[@peterpiper7441]

Trump couldn't find Australia on a map let alone build a casino there.

[@slate49]

Jimmy and Mike need to do an ‘Odd Couple’ skit 🤣 With all the tension across media, it’s refreshing to see these two bounce off of each other. Their politics are definitely different but it’s kinda nice to see that neither takes offense to each other

[@Dyltone]

Comparing Lara to Janice is insulting to Muppets...

[@usosaito.namahage]

Guy sitting behind Biden laughing hysterically is the best part of that scene. xD

[@cayandres6057]

jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert should write bidens speeches

[@-oiiio-3993]

With Trevor Noah.

[@marysmith7765]

@@-oiiio-3993 geeze I miss that guy

[@AmandaLeeHarrington]

He doesn't seem to need help.

[@Drigallski]

Biden's speeches have been really good lately

[@kallen868]

So...not Kimmel and Colberts writers?

[@lugocortez1987]

Can they also gag his rear while in court?

[@jakemoeller7850]

Please, because his rear is gagging everybody!

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

Well ... That depends.

[@justisiempre4105]

@@jakemoeller7850 Stop!¡¡¡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!

[@kai223noa6]

He might blow up like a balloon.

[@antrimlariot2386]

But surely it's the same thing? I thought it was. (He just reeks anyway.)

[@joiemills3399]

Jimmy went OFF with this monologue 😂 couldn’t stop laughing

[@7Tajah]

"corn popped" lol!

[@Una2Cold]

I love this. This is how you handle comedy pertaining to the other side but still remain a decent human being.

[@rosemarienarcisse4756]

We love you Jimmy. Thanks👏🏽👌🏽❤️

[@flowbe1221]

Please do more of your version of truth social tv, that was great stuff.

[@jerushamaxwell281]

Totally spectacular laughs, Jimmy!

[@dragonflybabe7524]

😂omg Biden that was HILARIOUS. At least he funny when he insults 😂😂

[@twicebaked553]

Thanks Jimmy! Your show really lifts my spirits! ❤

[@violethbarrera2625]

The president has humor . Great.

[@crystalheart9]

I love the back and forth between Jimmy and Mike Pillow.🤣

[@ariellebotwinick1537]

The relationship between Mike Lindell and Jimmy Kimmel. Comedy gold.

[@FreshAirFeast]

LOVE all their names for Trump...Kentucky Fried Ex President, Ranta Claus, Lyin King, Honest Don....ha!

[@senorelroboto2]

It's pretty wholesome for two people who are at odds politically

[@bonniemitchell5841]

@@senorelroboto2 the credit for it goes to Lindell. Kimmel has a foul mouth.

[@kamwickw933]

@@bonniemitchell5841 What has he said that was actually “foul”? Or untrue?

[@kristinadutton3259]

Lara Trump looks exactly like the muppet Janice, the blonde guitarist in the Muppets rock band. Same capacity for facial expressions too.

[@jcoopes5604]

For sure!

[@rebeccacherry4171]

Man I gotta say YOU ROCK! just so proud of your way of teaching & reaching those that are misinformed ❤💙👍😁

[@sharonstuebi8181]

Damn it Jimmy! I just spit my beverage all over my clean kitchen 😅❤

[@meganh4011]

Biden was being savage😂

[@SusanBame]

Good lord, how do you come up with all of these Alternative Reality names for 45? They're hysterical!