Trump Unveils New Way to Rip MAGA Nuts Off, Mayor Eric Adams Indicted & Melania Comes Out of Hiding

[@Ava-wm6cv]

Family man. Which family ? He's had three, and betrayed them all.

[@mollymclean-xj3qd]

My favorite family picture is from Tiffany’s wedding, Ivanka the daughter of his first wife and dream wife, with Marla his second wife, her daughter and half sister Tiffany, next to the third wife Melania…that’s some “family” not awkward at all.

[@Mister_Listener]

They are enjoying the money and the lifestyle and the fame, and they LITERALLY don’t know any better. Melania is just revolting, and greed is a bigger motivator than you might think…buy the Fightfightfight watch, lol!!

[@hitchensghost]

He also had many 'business partners', and they were left holding a bag of bankrupt promises.

[@stacibayles2085]

She shook her head no the entire time she was saying anything positive about Trump.

[@frankieforza]

So true and sad

[@marilynh.]

I bet that watch cost all but 19.99.

[@treetopjones737]

Not if they are real diamonds.

[@Tyler-T]

The $100,000 watch isn't even waterproof. While the 'fight fight fight' watches are. Just goes to show their attention to detail.

[@kittyhazes5741]

Lab created Diamonds more than likely

[@judysocal8682]

The guys on the Bulwark were figuring out the cost. Cheap is what it comes down to 😅

[@FionaKelleghan111]

@@judysocal8682 Thanks. I'm subscribed but haven't seen that yet, and I'll look for it now. Cheers, Judy, I recognize your name and I always upvote you. 😂 🤎 💙 😂 👍🏻

[@angelroost]

Shouldn't those watches be dangling from the inside of his trench coat?

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

😂😂

[@kittyhazes5741]

Funny vision

[@haroldbrooks4235]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@AnnMathen]

I am quite sure there are plenty his followers to buy his watch

[@anachronism7.8]

😂😂😂

[@amandas5398]

Anyone else notice the tiny print that says “watch images are for illustrative purposes and may not represent the actual product”

[@bubbarayjenkins6438]

@@amandas5398 wow

[@deannaleejackson5777]

@amandas5398, I’m a blind b**ch and never would have seen it with out you pointing it out! 🤣🤣

[@marciadryburgh8285]

😂😂😂

[@Hyper72130]

Thank you, but I prefer a Rolex watch , with lots of 💎 ♦️ 🔹️ 💎 ♦️ 🔹️ Voting 💙 ❤️

[@mellonlord4616]

How is he even allowed to hawk crap while running for president?!!!!

[@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional]

He *is* actively contributing to the Swamp, making it swampier.

[@carlreed6186]

Coviat emptor that applies to what politicians say also.MAGA has bought in hook line and sinker.

[@Ronin_666_]

THAT's your issue?! What about: How is he - a convicted felon - even allowed to candidate? Because of his felonies he's not allowed to vote - But he still can get elected?!?! What's next - Becoming president by losing the popular vote by 5 million people?

[@t.cheeze2811]

Leave it to the dems to not call him out on this BS!!!!!!

[@Rafaga365]

Waste of time ​@@t.cheeze2811

[@jimroach5957]

The Diamonds on the watch look like real "Canhardley" diamonds. Because you "can hardly" see them.

[@eleanordixon9678]

Hello from the Netherlands and thanks for the laugh.😂

[@annmarie9664]

chips, probably diamond chips if they are real diamonds.

[@jokendrick2124]

🤣👍🤣👍

[@LethalSaliva]

Nice👍

[@peggysmyth6110]

😅

[@Bobby10241]

Made in China watches with tiny hands

[@angelikalindenau943]

❤

[@poorthing]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@karenmilligan5597]

😂😂😂🤣😂

[@karenmilligan5597]

🤲🏻 👐🏻 🙌🏻 🫱🫲 Who can pick Trump's hands out of the lineup? 😄😁😆🤣😂

[@RitaRiley-w4d]

Bobby, you are awesome!

[@rufuslynx0001]

Hey Smellania, "I really don't care. Do you?"

[@davidk8808]

😂😂😂

[@stifflerantique9005l]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@stifflerantique9005l]

@@davidk8808👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@francesdoyle1508]

But we totally do!!

[@jennifernovak4268]

Is Trump running for the president of QVC?🤦🏻‍♀️

[@ajwinberg]

😂🤣😂🤣 Melonia cracks me up. She hates him just as much as the rest of the women in this country.

[@AustinLnX]

Anything to keep the grift alive!

[@paulnolan4971]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Rogers_Ranger]

Newly Minted Commemorative Trump Gold Plated Knife Set

[@XZITT]

Anyone. Mayor Adam's from NY. Campaign fraud.

[@selahplace9872]

Bibles, sneakers, coins, watches, hats, necklaces, Donald and Melania are grifters.

[@bernitaewing7841]

Pimp

[@jcoopes5604]

Steaks, vodka, water, the game, the university, the numerous casinos, they all went under because of him and his frivolous spending!

[@stacibayles2085]

Melania shook her head no every time she said something positive about Trump. 😂

[@josearbelada5902]

You missed seats on agency boards and influence

[@sylvialawrence4431]

So why was Melania allowed to have control over HER body?!?

[@lindalovatt5799]

All the fools who buy a watch can keep checking if its past his jail time yet

[@HairynosedWombat163]

[@RitaRiley-w4d]

Linda you are awesome!

[@wandajochandler5248]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bmorebamma]

What about Inflation???

[@trueheart1372]

i will check my pocket watch tutting that its running behind

[@lindalewis9020]

He loves Money And POWER! That’s IT…🧢🧢🧢🧢vote blue please 🙏🏾

[@davidk8808]

And it's only all about him....

[@waikikilatino1]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@snoops5581]

@@lindalewis9020 He wants to be a king. He cares about nothing but himself. He would throw his own children under the bus to save himself. Ever notice how he praises people who are kissing his 🫏 but the minute they disagree with him he calls them names & says they’re horrible.

[@royce45678]

Obviously you don’t know politics, so I say to you either vote Trump or don’t vote at all

[@Teemon99]

@@royce45678Exactly Trump didn’t have any new wars started under his administration yet you say vote for peace 🤣

[@pennyamyot4215]

I love Jimmy Kimmel, he’s so hilarious!! I love how much he gets under Trump’s skin!

[@clqudy4750]

Absolutely brutal! I love it!!

[@Sonnegoku]

I think it's the other way around 😂tds is still real in 2024

[@paulguitar100]

@@Sonnegoku By now, anyone who does not have 'TDS' is simply unintelligent.

[@tonib.3016]

​@@paulguitar100ABSOLUTE FACT! 💯👏👏👏👏👏

[@thaisstone5192]

@@Sonnegoku A lot of people LOVE "The Daily Show"!!!

[@TeamValkyrie2023]

Melania was shaking her head no the entire time, that's a tell

[@gjthomas9770]

I said exactly the same thing.

[@tim_peaky]

She’s so weird! How she speaks… 😅

[@brucebaker810]

Lots of pauses. And repeating the sample answer suggested by Painsley. Dating...Love? "There was a ... connection."

[@huldaliljeblad3611]

There was a green card för her and her parents.

[@What_do_I_Think]

Her head movement was the only thing not regulated by her prenup.

[@helenwheels3341]

Convict Trump is broke and constantly begging me for five bucks. Sad

[@cornpop8570]

Maybe he is broke because of Inflation that Biden and Kamala Harris caused. 😢 Everyone is broke right now.

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

Oh but his cult think he's an economics genius who is a self made billionaire. As a New Yorker who was alive when he bankrupted his casinos and watched him hocking steaks and known of him for decades it PAINS me to know these people believe such OBVIOUS lies, especially the self made billionaire lie.

[@MikeWilkins-f5v]

How is this a close election

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

He asks for more that that. I think there's a $20 minimum

[@jandoxbsbnx]

not sad, it's pethatic

[@barbarageisenhoff2078]

Can you say "money laundering"????? Can you say "convicted felon"??? NOT GOING BACK!!! Badass Kamala and Coach Tim 😎 🇺🇸 💙

[@ravannaschonlau6388]

Can you say kangaroo court??

[@GottaStayActive]

Trollex watches

[@judithmccrea2601]

😂😂😂😂

[@kingjamos2422]

Goddammit! Take my like. That amused me far more than it should have. lol

[@lyn2569akaLynette]

Best comment ever🤣

[@randy7003]

Perfect 👌!

[@danjo8673]

So True! Made me laugh! Thank you!

[@Cancun771]

Yesterday, Donald Trump declared the Ukraine war lost and Ukraine "gone". Amidst a whole flurry of Kremlin talking points straight out of Moscow. Please explain what difference it makes whether or not Trump is _actually_ a Russian puppet if he constantly _acts_ like one and _talks_ as though he were.

[@vzheyko]

@@Cancun771 well, he is. I’m Ukrainian and I’ve seen it even in 2016.

[@brianhess9083]

I feel so sorry for President Zelensky if he has too meet with Benedict Donald again. Edit: too -> to.

[@Cancun771]

@@vzheyko _Really_ hard to overlook it, too. Sarah Kendzior has written three books about it by now.

[@vzheyko]

@@Cancun771 knew it since Prigozhin interfered into US elections with CambridgeAnalytica and all that. Thx for advice, man. Never heard of Mrs Kendzior but I’ll tryna find out 🫂🙏

[@vzheyko]

@@Cancun771 hmm, never heard of her but I’m interested to find out, man. Thx for advice 🙏🫂 Btw it’s funny (even comical) how confidently Donvict repeats the whole Politburo’s playbook on camera 😂

[@TheOneMonk]

Complaining about egg prices - posing with food he has never bought himself - and then grifting $100K for a watch that looks like a pimp‘s dream. He has no class, he is just an embarrassment.

[@patlynch6517]

Trump is the King of shameless grifting!

[@hugoo1549]

@@patlynch6517 rtump is not a businessman. He's a salesman, selling you bullshit.

[@EhCloserLook]

ZERO class and completely ignorant of truth and reality.

[@AnnMathen]

@@patlynch6517that’s a beautiful name “ King of Shameless grifter “

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

@@TheOneMonk And the MAGA faithful will buy it and then complain about "Bidenflation." 🤦

[@Bugnetblue]

@Loshultz 20 hours ago Why is trump running for president again? Oh yeah to stay out of jail 544

[@vincentgraham9451]

All these court cases were rigged by the socialist Democrat party. Now all these court cases are falling apart because higher courts are seeing how rigged they were. I wonder what you Demorats are going too do when there are no more court cases. Demorats will think up some other lie but will fail miserable as usual.

[@joshuawaddell9247]

I'd hate to have anything that reminded me of that man. I can't wait until we don't have to hear him whine.

[@memkiii]

Yes, but you can leave a message if you fake pre-order one. My guess, is that pre-order page is going to be busy. I ordered 100, and left them a nice message.

[@olikiahill260]

Bravo 👏 Prefectly Said

[@royce45678]

When he wins I’ll cover your lawn with Trump signs

[@goldie200172086]

He cheats on her but he loves his family...hmmmm

[@AnneMartens-u2l]

She stayed away after Stormy's very detailed testimony - if that had been my husband, he would have landed in another court - divorce court just for the humiliation. But she obviously is beyond that, as she has become accustomed to her ultra-expensive style of living and that would likely cease if she dumped him unceremoneously ... like wifey #1 so famously said: don't get mad, get even!

[@sherylwalls2569]

😮

[@conniecrawford5231]

He cheats on everybody about everything!

[@vilmaoliverarosas1658]

She doesn’t even say “our family” and/or “our country”.

[@hildaguzman7700]

She fake and weird Just like everyone around him You think he have time for her?

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Well, if push comes to shove, Trump could always redirect Hurricane Helene with a sharpie.

[@judysocal8682]

My first thought 😂

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

😂😂😂😂

[@gulfmarine8857]

@@aggressiveattitudeera887 The pen is mightier than. .......the hurricane??

[@jwoolman5]

So Project 2025 will replace the national weather service with a case of Sharpies?

[@ruthdevisser2526]

LOL,Good one!

[@andrewatlarge2368]

The $100k Trump watches are a way for rich people to legally give money to Trump, to encourage him to enact favourable policies in the event Trump is reelected.

[@disc0pat1]

I never thought of that. I think you're right!

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

Why hasn't her English improved?

[@peggypasson8794]

She is Putin's puppet

[@msromo]

Who could she have practiced with? She hasn't talked to her husband in years.

[@Faesharlyn]

​@msromo My question is why doesn't Barron have a Slovenian accent, since he was born , she wouldn't allow anyone else to touch him or speak to him or dress him

[@Rebelfire75]

@@Faesharlyn He has been going to school so I assume that is where he learned.

[@annakingry9157]

Has her family here, and servants. She doesn't need to speak English.

[@larryhhilton5566]

Ask Charlie Sheen about the “diamond” cuff links trump gave him as a wedding present. Trump assured him they were the finest Cartier diamonds. When Sheen had them appraised the jeweler laughed! He told Charlie they were the cheapest glass imitations he had ever seen. KZbin Graham Norton Show/ Charlie Sheen/ donald trump. What a grifter!

[@danny1682]

Saw that show where several celebrities had their own stories about Trump. Didn't he also say that Donald said that he wasn't able to come to Charlie's wedding but wanted to give him a wedding present of his personal cuff links. Charlie laughed because Donald was not invited to the wedding.

[@elaineisabelle427]

Wow, what a total grifter

[@CarleenFoisey]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@revwillyg6450]

Was Charlie going to trade in the diamonds for a giant crack rock?

[@story6695]

​​@@revwillyg6450they probably were still too cheap for a giant crack rock

[@theowl3756]

Another grift by Don the Con.

[@raphaelabotticelli1501]

It´s not just a joke with this grifter´s watches. They are paid for with krypto which cannot be traced, so the potential for MANY bad actors sending him money for favors or other clandestine activities is great, under the pretence of buying his crap.

[@sarahcreeley2678]

Thanks for the laughs! You’re now my Favorite Late Night Comedian!!! 🎉🇺🇸💙💙💙🇺🇸🎉

[@ontaka5997]

If I want to squander $100,000 on a watch, I would buy a Rolex.

[@FionaKelleghan111]

And you'd be able to tell the time. Unlike that pointless mess at 3:02

[@cherrytraveller5915]

Rolex would be way more classy

[@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional]

But how would Trump get paid by Russians and the Saudis if he didn't mark them up to a stupid price? Money launderers and fraudsters gotta money launder...

[@kathleenkrug-byle1199]

Actually, I’d pay off my mortgage before I spent that amount of money on anything.

[@BlackTarH]

vacheron constantin is better quality and more expensive than Rolex

[@Nedzilla345]

Trollex watches: the finest fools gold and cubic zirconium for $100k. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LilComputerBrainsLilComputerBr]

The finest pure 12k gold

[@raphaelabotticelli1501]

After seeing this show where you talk about Trump´s watches. It´s not just a joke with this grifter´s watches. They are paid for with krypto which cannot be traced so the potential for MANY bad actors sending him money for clandestine activities is great.

[@patverum9051]

Tourbillion means VORTEX in French, so throw your money in it and watch it disappear...

[@koriw1701]

The small print on that commercial actually says "watch images are for illustrative purposes and may not be an exact representation of the final product!" Wow, I wonder what the real watches will look like...

[@christopherdarrah3413]

Bet they rust

[@ecamp6360]

Will they even work?

[@mlbrooks4066]

I'll bet they never exist beyond. those AI illustrations.

[@viniciuslima9430]

This from Scammers Book 101. Since Trump learned how to use AI his scams have upgraded. For sure they use gold dust and the first touch with water the color will go away.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@janicedavis1530]

Thanks for posting this. I didn't really want to type it all out, ha ha. His shoes also had a disclaimer, "product may not be exactly as shown," or some such. 🙂

[@michaelwright185]

Remember when George Washington sold "George Washington Sundials"...

[@dalecampbell147]

@@michaelwright185 an gol teef! ... (÷

[@kenbrown7488]

No no it was denture powder😅

[@kenbrown7488]

No no it was denture powder 😅

[@SlaatePlays]

00:05:03 Melania doesn't even believe the words coming out of her mouth.

[@iancitizen6489]

She is shaking her head no, as she lies. He loves his family and country, NO

[@user-xi7lz6gs5z]

​@iancit izen6489 Bet she negotiated to do that interview. $$$

[@vzheyko]

@@user-xi7lz6gs5z yeah, she looks like unhappiest wifey ever.

[@kscorp5176]

@@vzheyko When she married him, she didn't know that he would live this long!

[@vzheyko]

@@kscorp5176 I bet she didn’t know Trumpanzee was such a cheater as well.

[@SteveSmith-rs9qp]

Put that on the list of books to be banned or burned, nude pics, porn!

[@steverichards1482]

not really a surprise that trump keeps trying to force himself on America after she said no

[@SarinaSazi]

😂😂😂❤

[@angelikalindenau943]

Bull's-eye

[@janjovi]

💯👌👏🤣

[@SalzmanSoftware]

😳😏

[@laurenk1766]

That is the most beautifully fitting comment! 💙💙💙

[@KarenMarks-d6r]

Love Jimmy Kimmel! He's so funny, without even trying! All he has to do is TELL THE AMERICAN AUDIENCE THE TRUTH!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸

[@todd4480]

An ex-president running his own little home shopping network is pathetic and weak, donald.

[@JohnWerner-te5zy]

Apart from all the other complexes Trump has, now he has his own online shopping complex.

[@LoveJiuJitsu]

You are such a beta 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgiafain3747]

Yes😂

[@lorifurey5963]

🔐TRUMP IS RUNNING ONLY TO AVOID PRISON

[@paulguitar100]

@@LoveJiuJitsu What does this mean? It's such a WEIRD attempt at an insult.

[@SMtWalkerS]

More vulgar Trump merchandise. And Melania- yeeech!

[@vaec58]

Think she’s got the mascara market tied up..

[@stevewise1656]

Melania is an accomplice. She's always been all in with him.

[@murasaki848]

If Melania values her body so highly, she would never have let Donald into it. As for the watches, what are they called? Trolex? Twatch?

[@Valeriazane]

Melania is the most vulgar merch he owns lol

[@brucebaker810]

Should become online bookie. BeBets dot slo or whatever.

[@G2mxrZ]

You can tell it’s a Trump watch because the date is stuck on January 6th 2021.

[@janicebunch7599]

And the timer only is 2 weeks for everything

[@charleneandrle-olson3099]

Good one! And so true. Thank you.

[@RoseMoosetail-vg1fz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😭

[@sheri8048]

😂​@@janicebunch7599

[@gailflanagan1214]

You win the internet today!

[@MainMan7012]

I can use my “gold” trump coins to pay for my $100,000 Trump watch!

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Weird how a "billionaire" has to beg for money to pay 454 million dollars in fraud damages....

[@jaredR207]

Plus interest

[@dianacryer]

How much crap is he selling now? How much is made in America?

[@Shazzadut1]

@@dianacryerNone. And it would all be subject to that ‘beautiful tariff’…. 😂😂😂

[@dianacryer]

At 300% 🤣

[@Darknamja]

That verdict is about to get thrown out. 🤨

[@censusgary]

Yeah, Trump says we can’t afford to buy food or gasoline, but we should buy a $20 watch from him for $100,000?

[@cheri1991]

Exactly!

[@milliet1227]

Hell yes!!! :D

[@YvonneWard-c2g]

Hahaha 😂

[@susanbhayes428]

$10. Watch

[@censusgary]

@@susanbhayes428 🤫

[@hughjorg4008]

The *KAMALA EFFECT* on inflation. Today, in the USA, inflation is lower than in Britain, France and Germany.💙

[@andiman45]

and Canada

[@mariapantschenko]

and Australia

[@trike56dude]

Our country has one of the strongest economies.

[@trike56dude]

We owe much of this to president Biden.

[@hughjorg4008]

@@andiman45 Also, the *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.20 per gallon today. That's 52 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !!

[@BlueDove968]

Voting Blue will protect against unwanted Presidencies! 💙💙💙

[@EliteAdminRos]

😂😂😂

[@NorybDrol82]

But not unwanted Mayors.

[@Comycboy06]

Is not blue or red..or green...is common sense.

[@janflipert5118]

I love this.

[@ShrondaL]

I💙 Kimmel, he never disappoints!

[@user-xi7lz6gs5z]

Never disapoints. He is awesome! "Isn't it past your jail time?" 😂😂😂

[@clifftrimble2616]

She will say anything to keep that cash flowing in...

[@cc1k435]

It's probably the least awful personal "fundraiser" that family has done. Way better than using the government as a means to line their pockets.

[@maskedmarvyl4774]

Rudy Giuliani 2001: America's Mayor. Crowd cheers him when he makes a speech. Rudy Giuliani 2024: Crowd cheers when he is disbarred.

[@boucherjane9424]

What an embarrassment he made himself to be all for nothing standing by an idiot who cares less about him

[@freya8133]

Not MY mayor! I never liked or trusted him.

[@RealGilbertGan]

@@boucherjane9424 don't forget confusing a landscaping firm next to an adult novelty store for a hotel in Philly

[@ebear2775]

@@freya8133 Same here, he's always been a scumbag

[@christinecleavest9099]

@@freya8133 same here!

[@theTopCat-1]

so refreshing to get family values advice from the first stripper about the first adulterer...............

[@Tri9Py]

Family Values? Like Kamalas husband Doug having a baby with the nanny?

[@LORISSABOOBMAN]

You have to forgive Kellyanne Conway, she lost her husband to a older woman no less! Her name is Democracy!!

[@Rusty3659]

Their daughter too.

[@Sand-c9q]

tRUMP’s watches are special, because both the hour and minute hands are small.

[@Barbara-nv1ll]

omg.."butta boom" think you just won comment of the day" 🏆🏅and you are so worthy 🫡 .. where have you been hiding? Your DJT watch should arrive in 10 days..C.O.D. ☆Shipping and taxes not included 😂 🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver🇨🇦

[@Barbara-nv1ll]

Jimmy, "watch" your back" 😊 think we just found the new writer position you were looking for..well done! 🇨🇦Barbie in Vancouver🇨🇦

[@louisestevenson5102]

Like your heart hey

[@51whisper]

😂😂😂😂😂, good one

[@mikedifrischia6273]

@Sand-c9q lmao GREATEST POST SO FAR..WE NOT GOING BACK, BLUE WAVE TRAIN IS ROLLING, BIG BUBBA WAITING ON TRUMP WITH LUST IN THERE EYE'S TO THANK HIM FOR PLAYING THEM LIKE SUCKERS AND LOSERS HIS FAVORITE SAYING FOR ANYONE THAT GOT HIS BACK.HE IS DOOMED WHEN BUBBA SAYS BEND OVER WELCOME TO MY NEW HOUSE YOU GOT FOR ME,ALL THAT LUST IS GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY FOR BUBBA,WE NOT GOING BACK TRUMP BLUE WAVE TRAIN IS ON THE ROLL.....

[@crashburn3292]

Why did Melania have only one child with Donald? You only need *one* anchor baby.

[@katl6426]

Just be grateful. The world doesn't need any more little trumps

[@bobbettescott2158]

That was the only time she slept with him😂

[@Lstn2urmama]

With a turkey baster probably...

[@LittleBlueOwl318]

Yep - then she chain migrated her whole family here. Maybe we DO need to close the border.

[@kenthresh3350]

It is easier to grift for only one mom and child.

[@kellycury8515]

There isn't any other choice this year...VOTE BLUEi!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@Ty1919-w]

there is and it’s trump

[@newname9064]

❤Go Trump❤

[@emydonavan6254]

Joy Bahar today gave the quote of the season. “I gave good speech. Don’t bury me in a golf course.”

[@marilynh.]

I also saw that 😊.

[@ThatTexasGirl409]

😂😂😂

[@Faesharlyn]

The second hole is already reserved for Tiffany's mother in case she gets any bright ideas to write a book

[@angelamarie4137]

LMAO

[@shirleychevalier482]

😂😂😂

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy kimmel

[@Talib-904]

Remember to register to vote and vote we cannot let these poll numbers make us lax we cannot repeat 2016. Vote vote vote Harris/Walz 2024

[@carlreed6186]

The polls are within the margin of error. We need everyone to vote. plus we do not know how many democrats have been removed by MAGA from the registered voter list.

[@bwenluck9812]

What do you mean "repeat" 2016??? Hillary won the popular vote, but still lost.... 😏

[@michaellayton7373]

@@bwenluck9812 Well Putin did help trump rig the EC

[@amandatrayes5272]

Keep it up, Jimmy. We love it.

[@pathof7494]

Melania shook here head “no” at every thing she said, while trying to put a positive spin on it all. Vote 💙🥥🌴👍🌊🌊⬆️⬇️🗳️💯

[@macimages4215]

OMFG…we have a used car salesman running for President.

[@Shazzadut1]

That’s an insult to used car salesmen….. 😂😂😂

[@judithmccrea2601]

That’s what my father used to call Nixon when he ran against Kennedy in 1960 😂😂😂😂

[@macimages4215]

@@Shazzadut1 so true…my apologies to all the used car salespeople out there

[@merphul]

at least a used car is probably useful. nothing Trump sells has value or worth, but he knows his customer base lack logic and sense.

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

More like a snake oil salesman.

[@lindathompson4770]

Can't wait to vote for Kamala & Tim!! All the blue! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@WilliamNorrie-c1n]

FOR ME:......that happens---- ( this ) OCTOBER 17 th. EARLY VOTING,............ Gaston COUNTY, North Carolina!

[@maryjaye1356]

too bad the media and dems stopped bernie. he would have been a good president.

[@abdulghani8269]

Greeting from Germany ,Thank's for PEACE work.

[@rikachiu]

how do people believe anything he says? It's incredible.

[@grouchomarxist666]

A better question is, why do ordinary Americans - some who work two jobs - contribute their hard-earned money to a man who sits on a gold toilet?

[@stevej.7926]

@@grouchomarxist666self-hatred

[@ThatTexasGirl409]

​@@grouchomarxist666He also has a staffer of sorts who blots his nasty sweat/makeup when he's golfing. When I saw that I was thinking oh hell no, the entitlement was too much for me.

[@lyn2569akaLynette]

They don’t, they’re all in because they agree with and love the hate.

[@southsiren]

​@@grouchomarxist666i spoke to a member if ny family in alabama who is a truck driver. He claimed "Trump's done good stuff for truck drivers" He couldnt explain what but he is parroting those words and he doesn't care to know more about anything

[@R2_D3]

Quality watches, just like the ''Platinum'' cufflinks with ''Diamonds'' he gave Charlie Sheen!?

[@dorientjewoller113]

Just like that "golden" escalator of which he descended ... made out of fools gold.

[@randibgood]

She had her one anchor baby and didn't need anymore. She makes it obvious she doesn't want to be in the same state he is in, much less the same bed. Harris-Walz 2024 💙🩵💙🩵💙 We are NOT going back!!!

[@BjorckBengt]

Yes, she is a grifter too, but you have to admire the persistence and putting up with the stench.

[@wingman416]

@@BjorckBengt She can't even stand a wiff of him these days. "Sign this statement like you wrote it yourself" is about all the communication they have these days, it seems.

[@trey54321GO]

Correct. The one baby ensured she'd get a bunch of money if they ever split. And a bunch of money from the will Funny, how they think they know so much more than the rest of us.

[@judysibley1066]

Honestly I’ve run out of words and am just shaking my head in disbelief.

[@spike238]

So trump thinks he understand the middle class ?, what a freak ,

[@takata98]

Low class thinks he's upper class when in reality he has no class.

[@elpasoerickp]

He can barely understand Melania…

[@buelan.6525]

Apparently, lots of them “thinks” he does.

[@OIllllO]

@spike238 Like how Harris lies about growing up middle class?

[@brwnietter9681]

You can’t be a family man and cheat on your wife.

[@kathygodfrey3158]

He cheated on all THREE of his wives.

[@UkraineJames2000]

While she's pregnant too. He might be the most shameless American in history.

[@linda9081]

Exactly

[@Tri9Py]

OH like Kamalas husband Doug? having a baby with the nanny?

[@tylerdurden2518]

Can you imagine Obama selling sneakers or drinks? Wtf man?!? 😂😂😂😂

[@patchdavis35]

No. Mr. Obama is an adult. An educated man. A diplomat. He has principals and he stands behind them. The world needs more strong people like Mr. Obama.

[@clm1859]

Really. the republicans would have a damn fit.

[@davidk8808]

That I will buy, it is worthy... Collectors item... Hellyeh

[@tylerdurden2518]

@@patchdavis35 exactly my point.

[@JWade-bt1rd]

Why couldn't he ?

[@kimberknutson831]

Jimmy Kimmell is awesome. Thank you. 💚

[@Machistmo]

Rolex immediately disavowed themselves of any knowledge of Trump, stating: "We don't know him"

[@mommiesunite123]

Costco released an official statement saying they never shipped anything in bulk to Diddy, let alone baby oil 😂😂😂😂. How bad does it have to be for Costco to release an official statement? 😅😅😅

[@soccer1970-f5f]

Nearly as un funny as jimmy

[@mommiesunite123]

@@soccer1970-f5f And yet you watch him 😂😂. Trump for brains I presume 🙄🙄?

[@jamesmcloughlin8534]

What time is it, time to vote for Harris.

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you!

[@JustAnotherDayToday]

Melania can still barely eke out 2 sentences in English. BeBest!

[@Pibealges]

How many languages do you speak fluently?

[@davidk8808]

She came to USA in rare genius visa... Do t forget 😂😂😂 genius my a$$

[@oliviaturner7388]

After over a decade in this country!!!!

[@junenye]

Her country didn't send their best

[@artk8445]

But she says "F**k Christmas" pretty good.

[@jamesrooney9822]

Jimmy Kimmel's satirical comments on Trump are brilliant, I'm still killing myself laughing, I hope Trump tunes in and starts posting insane immature comments.

[@randyhowey7414]

Starts ??

[@dawnstanley1733]

He's been posting insane comments the whole time.

[@Redridge07]

@@dawnstanley1733 yep, started back in 2015

[@dawnstanley1733]

@@Redridge07 Lol, I remember! We all turned down our notifications, because they were constantly going off. And it was always trump.

[@wingman416]

I think he watches it daily to get his hate ramped up for a night of posting! Vote blue and stop the whiny hater in November!

[@CrestoneMountains]

Fitting since time is ticking til he goes go prison

[@brucebaker810]

He's working on escapement.

[@celiamirabal8678]

Omg, Jimmy you are so hilarious, trump and melania are the biggest grifters, Lord save America Vote Blue 💙😊

[@nancycrowe9063]

Jimmy thank you for making my day! I love watching you, you always make me smile, have a Blessed day hope your family is doing fine💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@atharvadeshpande369]

I find myself eagerly waiting for this series of videos 😂😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

[@pattiraefrye]

Everytime I see this grift I think of Charlie Sheen story of the cuff links that t-rump give him! 😂😂😂😂

[@FionaKelleghan111]

Wait, there's _another_ grift story? Now this sounds like one I have to find. Cheers! 😂 🤎 💙 😂

[@cherrytraveller5915]

@@FionaKelleghan111 it was an episode where he was on Graham Norton. Happy hunting

[@JustSad66]

Theres a compilation show of celebrities experience with Trump. Try Every Donald Trump Story On The Graham NortonShow. ..in search. Warning, do not drink anything while watching.

[@KimCarney]

I think of that as well

[@annakingry9157]

I'd like to hear that story!

[@WeCreate2828]

This is the man who takes immigrants for wife but say he is fighting IMMIGRANTS please

[@janicebunch7599]

There are jobs americans won't do

[@buelan.6525]

And, her family!!!!

[@patchdavis35]

Wives. Not wife, WIVES. More than one.

[@karenwernert1744]

purchases

[@patchdavis35]

@@janicebunch7599 OH! I just got it! That is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks. I know I would never do it!

[@laydsimba]

Those watches look like they belong in the Claw machine at the arcade. 😂

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Can Trump even read an analog watch? I doubt it.

[@Flamenco1313]

Being able to read an analog watch is one of the first abilities to go with dementia.

[@Faesharlyn]

Not being able to draw an analog clock is one of the first signs of donmentia

[@waylonstepp3807]

OMG.....this episode is GREAT!! I watch the show every day. My first time posting a comment. I felt obliged to post a comment. Great job!

[@kiza4178]

Roll-EX President! Will roll you for watch money!

[@kathygodfrey3158]

Melania does "everything" for Barron?!?! So, no nannies, drivers, cleaners, tutors, maids, cooks?!?! Get real.

[@evathommessen215]

In my country this election is very important. Please America, vote for your own future as well as ours! The world will not survive with a madman in the most powerful office on earth. Greetings from Norway💕

[@Erin.56]

American 🇺🇸 here…. voting BLUE Harris/Walz 💙

[@garvielloken4114]

Same for us in germany. Putin doesnt fear Trump and if he wins he could might think about declaring also war on us. And Trump would let him do it. He stands for isolation. Harris stands for cooperation.

[@WakeUpAmerican000s]

@@garvielloken4114 -- Russian State VTB Bank holds $400 million in the Donvict 45's personal debts. In other words, Putin owns his asset, Agent Orange 45. If you want details, read "Dark Towers" by journalist Robert Enrich.

[@NAVY-e8e]

@ evathommessen215 - President is not the most powerful. The Senate welds the power.

[@SusanHoleman]

I’m voting for Harris 💙💙💙

[@lorrainegunn4111]

Why did it take SO LONG to disbar Trump's favourite Lawyer? 😊

[@PoshLifeforME]

Too good Jimmy, all I see is Trump scowl when you move on to him, and what a scowl, good work Jimmy.

[@bonniecreighton4163]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Melania says: "all he wants to do is PROSPER".......TRANSLATION: "all he wants to do is grift, grift, and grift."

[@IngridAsInBergman]

Melania has been in this country for decades and still sounds like she just learned English. It’s weird.

[@KiloMintoni-kg4kn]

I guess the other three languages she speaks confuses her😂😂😂

[@travistaylor2980]

To be fair, being around Trump sure won't improve it.

[@vzheyko]

@@IngridAsInBergman her English is 3x worse than mine. And I’ve never been to the US or UK.

[@annaal7480]

Proves how often she speaks with her American husband and friends.

[@kathleenaustin327]

She has only been here 19 years.

[@carolw8579]

That will definitely turn your wrist GREEN 😂

[@makemeLoLnow]

I thought orange 😅

[@dianeribchester4429]

He is such an embarrassment! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@bakenumber4]

Luv you Jimmy.

[@stevelibby6852]

For a woman who is fluent in 7 languages, English is not one of them.

[@lorenzoblum868]

She's got 7 ghostwriters?

[@Confucius_Says...]

​@@lorenzoblum868 A ghostwriter for every reason. A ghostwriter for every season.

[@ScottishRoyal1]

She can say " leave the money on the dresser" in 7 languages. 😊

[@BalthazorsStrategicArcana]

@@ScottishRoyal1😂

[@bwenluck9812]

A linguist says she's not fluent in all those languages....

[@TheFyend]

Remember Melania got into the USA on the "Einstein" visa. She can barely speak English after living here how long?

[@vzheyko]

Yeah, her English is 3 times worse than mine. And I’ve never been to the US or UK. I learned it myself for 8 years in a row.

[@treetopjones737]

Melania under her breath with lawyer revising her prenup recently: "I thought he be dead by now."

@@vzheyko Melania has 2 languages that are more important to her. Melania is more interested in speaking Slovenia 🇸🇮 or speaking Russian 🇷🇺

[@gulfmarine8857]

I think she's here on a sarcasm visa.

[@gulfmarine8857]

I never thought an American first lady would speak like Natasha from Bulwinkle cartoons

[@Prosperity1000]

Wow Jimmy you were in rare form tonight. Absolutely SAVAGE and I love it!

[@Faks-Now]

Great show!

[@samanthastowe8232]

Kamala 2024💙

[@ArianOby]

Congratulations America ... You literalily have a "Presidential Used Car Salesman" ... even 3rd, 4th world country havent got to these levels of depravity ::: Lol :-) 😅🤣😂🤣😅

[@SMtWalkerS]

We can't deny it....sad.

[@patchdavis35]

On behalf of my country, I confess that I feel very sorry. I still cling to the hope that MOST US citizens continue to be honest and well-meaning. Otherwise, it may be true that we are totally screwed.

[@peterpiper7441]

Even freaking Mars hasn't got to this level of depravity.

[@alanstevens2512]

@@ArianOby Trumpty never misses an opportunity to "grift."😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@KathyMonari]

As I've always said he's an embarrassment to the United States

[@craighughes2191]

Americans, you need to vote. Please keep Trump out of the White House.

[@Fusion991]

Trump 2024

[@LoveJiuJitsu]

You're an absolute beta if you vote for Harris.

[@garvielloken4114]

@@LoveJiuJitsu Im man enough to not stumble on my ego like you

[@AnneMartens-u2l]

@@Fusion991 Project 2025 ... read it, believe it, and then comment ...

[@WhyKnot-lr1kk]

Help Trump into jail in 2024

[@lindawolf8521]

Thank you Jimmy