Trump Packs Cabinet with More Kooks, MAGA Minions Bootlicking Donny & His Fight with Gavin Newsom

[@firerock9320]

Drain the swamp??? He is filling it with alligators... and MAGA is cheering as they swim in the water.

[@hermandm89]

Yup.

[@stagger9660]

Where did Pelosi get all her money?

[@electricuti1975]

I don't think they will admit their mistakes until they are losing their jobs or houses.

[@WhyWorldWet]

He projects a lot. You can practically tell what the future of his life and his actions will be, based on the lies or things he says against others. Its funny and interesting to watch

[@terri6854]

He swamped the drain

[@OneGrape]

I remember a time when even one of these scandals would have decimated any sort of political career. Now, it's just a Thursday.

[@WhyWorldWet]

It's disturbing. Certain things shouldn't be normalized. America going off the edge. But then again, every empire must fall eventually.

[@takpower1]

@@WhyWorldWetdon’t say that I still live here 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@WhyWorldWet]

@ …lol. Big hugs. Stay hopeful. Move to California or Canada :)

[@anne-no2ic]

trump normalized corruption. cuckoo beha🎉iour.,sex exploitationn̈, incomprtence on every level.

[@ROCKY-w5r]

The quicker people understand social media is changing society for the worse at a quicker rate, the better.

[@MarthaAnthony]

For someone who didn't want people from jails and asylums coming into the country, Trump sure is filling the US government with people who belong in those places.

[@intelligencia-r9z]

👍👍👍🎯👍👍👍

[@A0A4ful]

Home-grown.

[@sbccmichaelkelly]

The indigenous people there have fought hard for rights against a government that has acted in bad faith.

[@sciencelad8286]

Will the Kremlin be forced to close its western branch in Mar a Lardo, or will it simply move further north to Washington D.C.?

[@theprogressiveway]

its movin on up

[@clqudy4750]

At least tRump won't have to sleep alone in the Lincoln bedroom with Vlad as his roommate.

[@VRVegeta]

​@clqudy4750 they cuddle on a daily bases.

[@terri6854]

Mar-a-Lardo will now be known as Trump's "dacha", now that the USA is turning into Russia.

[@alanwatterson2850]

Now that the chief clown has appointed a Russian asset to run Intelligence, the latter.

[@clarkthomas354]

I worked for a navy subcontractor, drug tests were required, but comgress, judges, presidents? 😮

[@deedeskin2439]

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then the opposite of progress is...yeah, give it a minute.

[@bv2745]

Same. As a trucker in a “safety sensitive position” bit not presidents?

[@adamtzsch]

@@deedeskin2439Well, it isn’t “comgress”…

[@mayaram2411]

One good effect from a second Trump administration is they may finally change the drug test requirement so that THC is either not flagged or not even tested for. He’d only do it just to get back at the agencies that require security clearance, and THC consumption is one thing that can keep people from getting clearance.

[@piccalillipit9211]

Yeah but thats for the plebs not the elites.

[@swisstopia]

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.” ― George Carlin

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 Rocky [Sylvester Stallone] praised Donald Trump as the “second George Washington” during a gala at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday night. 👌

[@MM-xh6dp]

@@KeiVeureschy777Good Lord! Russian troll in the house!!!

[@BoweiLiu33]

Nah, the world is way more wild, lol

[@Bozzzzzz007]

@@KeiVeureschy777 Rocky has also claimed he knows nothing about Politics.... So he's got no idea who George Washington is

[@KeiVeureschy777]

@@Bozzzzzz007 George Washington, the first President of the United States, is a well-known historical figure, and it is likely that Stallone would have learned about him in school. OK GOT IT! 👌

[@monicamacneille3372]

The over-the-top complimenting and bragging between Trumpers is bizarre and embarrassing.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 Rocky [Sylvester Stallone] praised Donald Trump as the “second George Washington” during a gala at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday night. 👌

[@tonesdad0408]

​@@KeiVeureschy777 from one great-granpa to another 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fallenskybird]

@@KeiVeureschy777 I really liked him in Rocky. What happened to the guy?

[@TheStompboxer]

@@fallenskybirdVonnegut said, “we are what we pretend to be.” He’s punch drunk.

[@tu3745]

I senses sour grapes…lol

[@samg7325]

America, you are a worldwide laughing stock.

[@dailynews5683]

Don't blame me, I voted for the blue team.

[@epona1525]

You Allies don't lough. Just your enemies. And this says everything.

[@frankbrembos1297]

Almost half of us know this. It really, really, really sux right now. He is a f u c k i n g beast.

[@electricuti1975]

We know. We tried to vote in sanity.

[@unicorntulip4481]

@@epona1525 we laugh through the tears...

[@ImIdaho]

Love from Australia. Jimmy, I look forward to your videos like nothing else. Also, i thank god i dont live in the US

[@ehawolczecki8759]

Me2

[@angiealexis3093]

Lucky you!

[@mandeedhillon7398]

I’d be embarrassed. This is worse then sending Raygun to the olympics!

[@intelligencia-r9z]

Me too. 🇨🇵

[@mattg1611]

Australia mate🤓howdy mate, wanna shrimp on the bobby? Mate? Y’all are goofy as hell, I mean you’re literally the only Australian I’ve seen who actually likes Kimmel, your whole country makes fun of him and the left wing on the news all the time

[@randyshaw2706]

Thank you Jimmy and the many other people out there helping to light our darkness through these crazy times.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 ❤ WELCOME BACK MR PRESIDENT 🫡

[@springroll703]

What darkness? THis is his second term....

[@DejiiJones_]

What 😂😂😂

[@dominiquea.bryant-freeland628]

​@@KeiVeureschy777That picture really suits you and your personality.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

@@dominiquea.bryant-freeland628 Where and what?

[@patrickmaline4258]

republicans do not have the right to be “upset” by anything “it” does. they knew what they were doing.

[@Aurelia-dp3td]

We thought politicians were bad before?? Buckle up🤬🤬

[@randybaumery-cp7tf]

Time to go to Canada. 😅

[@DejiiJones_]

Good both of you go 😂

[@roseannabigplume8202]

No we don't want you! We have enough liberals here😅

[@jiffjifferson5365]

DELUSIONAL

[@alexandradaniele]

​@@roseannabigplume8202Why are you Russians still hanging around?

[@robertm7120]

Thank God for comedy and people like Jimmy Kimmel!

[@atstraight]

Those aren't protesters, Jimmy. Those are elected members of parliament, telling the NZ government that their ideas suck. Proper opposition! Toitu te tiriti!

[@YaelTiferet]

That was so amazing.

[@kurtsnyder4752]

They ARE protesting. Protesting against injustice.

[@flyrobin2544]

Women are tying to save the world!

[@piccalillipit9211]

Absolutely fantastic...!!!

[@michaellombardi1620]

It's only been a week and things are crazier than I thought

[@KeiVeureschy777]

Because you lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🤪

[@peacelove2.0.69]

So imagine 216 weeks of this

[@Antares-Dragon]

It's going to get far worse.

[@shirleyz7400]

@@KeiVeureschy777 It just prove there’s a lot of stupid people out there who voted them in.

[@Antares-Dragon]

@@KeiVeureschy777 And I completely support democrats telling them to give you what you voted for this time instead of stopping republicans. Enjoy what's coming. Because I'm done with protecting people like you from yourselves.

[@hugoo1549]

All the "alpha males" call a 78 year old, overweight man who wears make-up their "Daddy"! It's so ironic, and disturbing!!

[@ebudae]

They are not alpha males. True alphas are respectful and not cowardly bullies.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 T R U M P W I N S T R I F E C T A! 🎉🎉🎉 1. White House 🇺🇸 2. ⁠ Senate 🇺🇸 3. ⁠ House 🇺🇸

[@anarrivingwingedhussar9692]

You said it yourself, he's 78. What do you expect him to look like, an action hero? delulu

[@bradweir]

They don't need to know that . What have you done?

[@Junkinsally]

@@ebudae-News flash babe there is no such thing as “alphas” only lame men pretending to have integrity.

[@steve_beatty]

Since we're already apparently living in the movie "Idiocracy" I'd like to nominate Terry Crews....

[@mauricio2456]

But President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho went and found the smartest man in the US to fix the economy and the droughts. Trump could never nominate actually useful people.

[@ycandiayc]

That's what I've been saying!!

[@bfg3890]

But but but he's black

[@ghettorestoration]

@@bfg3890 Wrong movie!

[@SnOwCoNe27]

Yea remember the end of the movie… the smart ones won… that’s what happen 😂🤣

[@vanessawhitneypro]

Cheers and Love to the folks doing that AMAZING HAKA in New Zealand!

[@jenndowell6446]

I'm on the constant edge of tears anyway, but it made me weep

[@lennyvalentin6485]

Powerful stuff! :D

[@lindaswanson9328]

Hana-rawhiti maipi-Clarke. The youngest PM elected to their government. She is a force to be reckoned with. I watched her introduction to parliament, and it was the most beautiful and uplifting thing I have ever seen. So moving. 1

[@WestShoreMan]

It’s like living in an episode of the Jerry Springer show.

[@bv2745]

Jerry sprinter was funny. This isn’t funny at all

[@bruceradz]

Seinfeld

[@jashn]

Damn, New Zealand politics looks lit AF! We need that energy here lol

[@magdalenamarwedel521]

We have a shouting MTG

[@bruceradz]

It's the drugs, there isn't any drug testing for their politicians there either

[@kurtsnyder4752]

​@@magdalenamarwedel521The Avengers have a Hulk.

[@CitizenGold]

@@magdalenamarwedel521 Yes, you do. Please, keep her. That haka was not the same thing. :)

[@indigo14-d3w]

I prefer our politics to the US.

[@darrenmaglione6235]

It's interesting that I already know the news, but I just love how Jimmy delivers it!

[@melanieearly3450]

Same

[@karenmilligan5597]

100th 👍🏻🎉🎉🎉

[@drdanny11]

We are blessed to live in a time when DVR allows streaming both Kimmel and Colbert on demand😉

[@Jimmyjim4]

Like a big girl?

[@Yahyia-cv3sx]

I don't even listen to or watch the news; I like getting it from Jimmy Kimmel.

[@holdonnow7035]

Only the very BEST of the deplorables

[@Moluccan56]

No other word for it.

[@ileneragland369]

The most deplorable of the deplorables!

[@deerobins9086]

What a lot of damage they will do. You cant take it back. You voted for it, its now all yours. 😢

[@notdozo8192]

Indeed 😊

[@allthedamagedone]

What damage?

[@JC-tp5lz]

​@@allthedamagedone Do you actually enjoy being "willfully ignorant"?! 🥺

[@LindaS70]

​@@allthedamagedone Head still stuck in the swamp

[@love.and.cinema]

I wouldn't take it back if you paid me. Thank god these past four years are almost over.

[@CJRM-om9os]

The administration is the absolute worst freak show. I have never seen so many unqualified, incompetence in one place.

[@christinequinn5355]

And that is why our Global Enemies will eat this ignorant country for breakfast. Trump is MOCKING the United States, and our System allows him to do it. He has assumed "Mad King-like" powers.

[@hermandm89]

Well well well Jimmy, I wonder what *Rita Panahi, Megyn Kelly, Benny Johnson, Brett Cooper, Matt Walz, Tim Cast IRL, Brad Polumbo, Amala Ekpunobi, Tucker Carlson, Breaking Points, Brit Phetasy, Charlie Kirk, DeVory Darkins, Isabel Brown, Jesus Enrique Rosas, Michael Knowles, Officially Unfollowed, Ben Shapiro, The Daily Signal, Jimmy Dore, Tomi Lahren, Valuetainment, Patrick Bet David, Viva Frei, Vince Dao, Dave Rubin, Theo Von and Joe Rogan* have to say about this. We understand.

[@guarmiron5557]

The Maori Battle Song is amazing.

[@JohnDenverAirport]

That Speaker of the House must've been sweating bullets and frantically reaching for his panic button.

[@JacobGood-t5s]

I prefer my attorney general not to be sexual predator not to be in the attorney general’s office especially when he’s being investigated by the house ethics committee for having sexual relations with a 17 year old girl I guess sexual predator run together

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

Gaetz is an infommercial for law firms suing the makers of Botox

[@nsaurabh25]

Trump is America's first king. The Emperor God. The savior. We love him!!

[@mr-boo]

I think you’re being s little too demanding here. You have to set realistic expectations. This is a Trump administration after all

[@danothemano1]

That’s been totally debunked. But truth has never been the lefts priority.

[@irisb4028]

Those are the requirements now. 😡

[@waheedamohammed6989]

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy Kimmel, I appreciate it.

[@dirtbird7415]

Personally I miss Carson and Letterman and genuinely funny humor without the emotional breakdowns.

[@zachary_attackery]

the funniest thing he ever did was cry on air when Trump won

[@richardlee9825]

​@@dirtbird7415 America was different then.

[@LS-fp2gv]

It’s official, the clowns are running the circus !

[@lilylumbreras4102]

You beat me to it, that’s what I was going to say.

[@mattf516]

No. That was under Biden. Now we have a real president.

[@hermandm89]

According to the model of the five stages of grief, or the Kübler-Ross model, those experiencing sudden grief following an abrupt realization (shock) go through five emotions: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The left are still in denial. Painful to watch.

[@Teresa-o3i]

Jimmy, your humor is needed more than you can imagine.

[@thepsychomagus]

What humor?

[@JC-tp5lz]

​@@thepsychomagus I know Honey! It's hard to recognize humor when you have no "sense of humor". 😮

[@love.and.cinema]

The problem is, it's more than he can imagine.

[@Conspirotruth]

All his segments are whining about Trump... how is that funny?

[@Valmontst]

The thing is that he isn’t funny…

[@ThatDamnTaurus]

I've been waiting all day for this.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

Y’all lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🫠

[@Jamzocd]

@@KeiVeureschy777 It’s not the last word! ✊

[@richardlee9825]

​@@Jamzocd yup,it is not the last. Times change.

[@PoppyFieldz11]

Maybe, get a life?

[@Junkinsally]

@@KeiVeureschy777-Correction: A few of the people spoke. Most didn’t bother getting involved in your circus. Keep on thinking you actually won something as Donald and Co F you over up one side and down the other.

[@trignal]

Who knew Mike Tyson would be dropping truth bombs! Love it.

[@AndreaAmmons]

He's a New Yorker don't forget!! They always tell you how it is; well if their not Trump! That's why they rejected him!!

[@flyrobin2544]

He won't get a position in Trump's administration because you got to fake your Christianity first.

[@swisstopia]

In Europe, we already knew that America was whack; on November 5th, we were proven right.

[@lhasaroadrat9374]

You started 2 world wars. How wack is that?😮

[@Steelers680]

Lmao America is second to none buddy.

[@aliciageary7653]

@@Steelers680ha.ha.ha.

[@padgedunbar9400]

​@@Steelers680Second to none when it comes to gullibility and stupidity. The rest of the world has known that for decades. They've has really outdone themselves this time though.

[@Steelers680]

@@padgedunbar9400 lmao. We literally run the world buddy. America is the most powerful country on the planet. You’re just mad we own you.

[@andore414]

Thank you Jimmy! You are getting us all through this absolutely bonkers process!

[@TennisProTJ]

Let’s go trump❤

[@stevebrocken7038]

Jimmy kimmel the voice of sanity in this disturbing world thank you 🙏

[@natashakuzmanoska9656]

Sanity ?!? He is voice of one party. This is sad, to be one sided politically to this extend. Noting is questioned? Not an inch of intellect is used. Trump is worst we are best. Who cares what do people vote, democracy is getting what we want. Sad. Remember the story for the boy that cry wolf? If nothing is questioned whatever he says in the feature will be lost just by saying he is democrats megaphone. Sad and it is not just him.

[@hermandm89]

Are you a bot?

[@natashakuzmanoska9656]

s

[@robk84]

Waiting for Alex Jones appointment! Also Hulk Hogan + Kid Rock

[@darianmagee8273]

hogan is definitely happening linda McMahon is commerce sectary 😂

[@marcfie7095]

The Tiger King is still waiting and hoping.😂

[@treysharpe904]

@@marcfie7095did you cry with jimmy?😢

[@timm5362]

Candace Owen actually suggested Jones

[@cherchikatilo3032]

Alex for FDA, Hulk Hogan for DEA

[@NewMessage]

Gaetz is gonna do the the Justice system what he did to that 17 year old.

[@themood1234]

Lol Awesome

[@williamclarke2245]

Rohypnol?

[@RG-bd5fy]

He will go after and convict those that trump wants investigated.

[@1destinyslegacy]

Perfect

[@irisferguson]

How many times did he escape drunk driving charges?

[@jayjaz1873]

This Troy guy is demanding blind obedience to the leader. Fascism has arrived folks

[@PistolP33]

Lol, good. MAGA OWNS YOU!!

[@devonteswing6792]

New Zealand government has more guts than ours. I don't know what they were voting on, but they showed passion about it.

[@JamieClarke-b2f]

What are you talking about!

[@tarik5897]

Preferential Voting dude, its the best way to go

[@ShadowAussie]

@@JamieClarke-b2f Did you not watch the video or just switch off when it said words that weren't about aMErica?

[@BA-ik5be]

@@JamieClarke-b2fthe Haka they did in parliament

[@kingace6186]

That's how disruptive of an opposition Democrats have to become for the next 2 to 4 years.

[@stuvo1977]

This country is screwed.

[@SamPashmi]

How?

[@bv2745]

My ex is better at gaslighting than you

[@toqtoq3361]

The country has screwed itself, I guess.

[@nickgarcia1292]

I agree with you.

[@wendylee7542]

Norm Ornstein recently suggested that Biden could step down and Harris would become 47. And all dump’s 47 merch would be worthless. i say go for it. go low. that’s the future.

[@_Ben4810]

Bwahaha...!!! 👌👌🤣👌

[@concordep2504]

Man that would be funny. I suggest Biden does it 1 day just before Trump takes off just to piss off Trump and let all those Trumpers be so stupid looking after spending their social security on useless merchandise 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanfraser167]

How pointless

[@shannonnelson3742]

yes,!

[@lebeanst]

go be productive find god

[@Solarsystem50]

The good news for Florida... In a couple of months we will get rid of Gaetz and Rubio. Trump goes through people like if they were toilet paper.

[@bsing2u]

Please vote for a non maga loyalists

[@Eddie-ud4bb]

To him they are

[@zachary_attackery]

Desantis is replacing Rubio with Lara Trump

[@carolynclaire9880]

But the name floating around that Desantis wants to sub in for Gaetz is Laura Trump. 😫Just when you think it can't get worse, it does!

[@beverlywatson885]

America what have you done ??????

[@BeeWhistler]

What kind of Texan would say his job is to do what he’s told without question?

[@AndreaAmmons]

He has to be a Texarkana or something!! I have never met a real Texan that would Ever!!

[@AndreaAmmons]

And I'm from California

[@lhasaroadrat9374]

Uhhh...Rick Scott?😮

[@Faeriethorn]

Like soooooo many “Texans” he is Wisconsin born and bred. Can’t you hear it in his voice and see it in that non-existent mouth and beady eyes?

[@toowiseforyou]

The kind that live in Texas. Never go there, even passing through.

[@davesnothere420]

They did the Haka in New Zealand Parliament, that's badass! Wish we had elected officials that'd do that for our indigenous people...

[@WorthyBuzz]

Josh Meyers nailed it again!! He does an epic Gavin impersonation!

[@garyperez2076]

He KiLTiT. PeriodT.

[@ayannafit2441]

I was wondering if that was impersonator 😅

[@shizzynwa]

Kamala is gone now they have pivoted to Gavin already.

[@urisevenson973]

The Onion bought Infowars. Maybe we do have hope.

[@namelessdrifter]

Donold said a cabinet?? No no, I'm making a junk drawer.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

Because you lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🫠

[@namelessdrifter]

​@KeiVeureschy777 you big mad 😂❄️

[@williesloan8199]

@@KeiVeureschy777and the point would be? Apparently you’re a billionaire living in your own bubble,and the minions of the Convicted Felon will get in line. Welcome to the buffoonery.

[@TheNinnyfee]

A junk drawer actually contains useful stuff...

[@namelessdrifter]

@@TheNinnyfee got me there 😂

[@Aurelia-dp3td]

The crime Administration, truly sickening and insane

[@mr6johnclark]

I know what you mean... Like contacts in Ukraine and China paying money to see the big guy!

[@stefaneberle211]

Just wait for the replacements when they are all fired. This is nothing, the warmup.

[@irisferguson]

White House to Spite House, baby.

[@Mark_Brooks]

@@mr6johnclark Put down the PlayStation, Gomer.

[@jeremyway-ue1xq]

I agree!’

[@rosalieroku3818]

Demons thrive in chaos.

[@Opus313]

Roll out the welcome Matt to the Gaetz of hell...

[@TTVAfluenza]

He’s already made peace with brics nato and fixed our border crises you in denial soy boy😂

[@Expired.Lettuce]

​@@TTVAfluenzasay it louder for the people in the back brother.

[@Henry-y8b9q]

​@@TTVAfluenza Trump supporters are sensitive😂😂😂Can take any critize can you🤣🤣🤣

[@shirleygeorge1339]

I see what you did there. 😅

[@bedhead-tb4qg]

@@TTVAfluenzaYou probably listen to Andrew tate to make you feel like a man weirdo

[@charlenemack7040]

The laughter that Jimmy and his writers give me helps tremendously. And knowing 100% that tRump is watching this at Mar-a-Lago makes me laugh even more.😂😂😂

[@megowopwop8545]

Oh grow up and realize these left media companies make no sense and are brain washing you. You need to understand you are in the cult at this point no the other way around. Wake up.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 T R U M P W I N S T R I F E C T A! 🎉🎉🎉 1. White House 🇺🇸 2. ⁠ Senate 🇺🇸 3. ⁠ House 🇺🇸

[@KeiVeureschy777]

❤ WELCOME BACK MR PRESIDENT 🫡

[@younggoose7315]

Trumps to busy celebrating the victory

[@jeremyway-ue1xq]

Haaa! Yes !!

[@t929henley]

Best quote I’ve heard “ he’s not setting his cabinet, it a JUNK drawer “ and it’s Sooooo true!!!💯💯💯

[@purple9533]

That’s exactly what my thoughts are about the Biden administration. 😊

[@neilgallie3306]

Yes we have strong candidates here in New Zealand, so proud. Thanks for showing that.

[@juki6377]

it was cool and pretty funny, but it looked like they were being as tolerant as maga supporters, you are supposed to abide by the protocol in democracy, maybe i dont know much about badassing

[@Lp78Ch]

Gee, what happened to Jacinda????? Locked down much?

[@YaelTiferet]

@@juki6377 that is actually a protocol over there

[@lennyvalentin6485]

@@juki6377 Those protocols you refer to, were they written by white men by any chance do you think...? lol

[@ROCKY-w5r]

Pls do not compare what happened in New Zealand to america 😂😂.

[@blipmachine]

Jimmy is my therapist for the next 4 years.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

Jimmy's jealousy of Trump's achievements is pathetic. 🫠

[@jakejonesjr9734]

You know it 😅

[@shirleyz7400]

@@KeiVeureschy777 what a bunch of BS!

[@KeiVeureschy777]

@@shirleyz7400 shirleyz7400 Y’all lost the House, the Senate, the Presidency, the Popular Vote, and the Supreme Court. The people have spoken big time! 🫠

[@zumbachick87]

​@@KeiVeureschy777I really don't know what there is to be jealous of Trump about 😅

[@Expired.Lettuce]

Thank god for Free Speech we can criticize and make fun of Trump all we want USA 🇺🇸

[@communitygardener17]

Don't count on anything.

[@anitagent6520]

Not for long

[@guess2899]

Not much longer

[@jlarsson1978]

If Trump keeps on following his idol Putins gameplan there will much likely come restrictions about criticizing the president.

[@sweetnothingsasmr1]

For now….

[@jessesinclair3642]

Thank god for Jimmy ,Stephen and the Daily Show

[@swisstopia]

The invisible and the nonexistent, look a lot alike.

[@zachary_attackery]

"thank god for my mainstream media liberal echo chamber"

[@kawag6356]

@@zachary_attackeryWhy is every single thing opposite with you guys?

[@wanderer0617]

And Seth!

[@rositasultana3958]

@@wanderer0617love Seth!

[@IvanoBovolenta-fp1pf]

Finally a good mockery of those nuts on other side saying stupid stuff too. Love you Jimmy.

[@Dan-yz4qz]

It's truly amazing how many people have their heads up Don the Cons keester , it truly is .... Amazing stuff

[@maureengreen8695]

Thank you for my nightly therapy, Jimmy. Please Never stop.

[@fuhkshet9703]

Bot

[@Gustavo-ro9hk]

ha ha haaaaaaa

[@t.dmytryshyn2615]

This won't be a government, it will be a circus complete with orange makeup and clowns.

[@Meg-z3r]

I wonder whether accommodating Trump's every whim will require all members of the GOP to have to wear boot polish brown bronzer.

[@nochance2619]

You're talking about Kamala and Tim Walz. lol

[@AUFordFalcon]

But more importantly, the nation voted for him by, and that was a majority, so now the whole world is vindicated for what the have been saying about Amerikkka

[@younggoose7315]

Does jimmy pay you guys to post this ?

[@cupcakemcgee3175]

So, when trump goes after Biden like Biden did trump, will you be ok with it, or will you cry foul because democrats do no wrong? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[@Finnfreya1]

Love ya Jimmy from Australia, you're our breakfast laugh😁🤩

[@repeat_defender]

Meyers is so freaking good as Newsome, cracks me up every time.

[@davidfeltz8697]

That was funny

[@FrankieBoombotz-q4v]

That socialst spells his name Newsom. And NEWSOM will get his chance to lose to JD Vance in 4 years.

[@AppersonJackrabbit1915]

I love that New Zealand native lady lawmaker. What an absolute badass.

[@juki6377]

it was cool and pretty funny, but it looked like they were being as tolerant as maga supporters, you are supposed to abide by the protocol in democracy, maybe i dont know much about badassing

[@BetterLifeAhead35]

@@juki6377 you're making it embarrassingly obvious you don't know the context of the protest

[@nope.2284]

​@BetterLifeAhead35 dude has zero cultural awareness 😅

[@juki6377]

@nope.2284 I know what it is but it's not the place or time for it. Maybe you don't I can say I'm french so it allows me to be rude and piss on everything I like

[@juki6377]

@@BetterLifeAhead35 yeah i do know what the haka is, i also know what respect and parliament are ; you do know we are allowed to have different opinions thats what tolerance is, your intolerance is exactly what i meant by liking you to maga supporters, thanks for illustrating

[@karaDee2363]

There is no doubt we are in for the craziest circus show for the next 4 years...lol😂

[@brandonangelodiaz8854]

I'm not American but let's see what Trump and his soon to be cabinet will do in the next 4 years. Always like Jimmy's wit!😃

[@elizabetholsen1208]

IF America and the world survives that long!!!!

[@movieweb]

This is a horror movie.

[@lhasaroadrat9374]

Night of the Living Fed

[@gadgetmeister8503]

When the NZ Government is making moves to ignore the Treaty of Waitangi, the protest in the Parliament of NZ is not surprising.

[@bruceradz]

I don't think they drug test their politicians either 😅

[@badchefi]

@@bruceradzTroll.

[@kathypeachs6847]

I wonder if an anti trump Haka would work?

[@paulking4293]

😅​@@bruceradz

[@sabrenak9063]

Is it too early to tell the Trump voters "I told you so"?

[@wallochdm1]

The world is laughing. We have met the enemy, and he is us.

[@debrapompey7299]

Well put

[@franciet99]

The world is screwed too.

[@love.and.cinema]

They're laughing at... you...

[@jojodinger4431]

I am German, I am not laughing. It's very sad what is going on in the USA, many of us looked up to the american way of life, now we are canceling our vacations to the US. 4 years isn't that long, all hoping you guys will have another fair election. We are with you, against the red hats that want to bring more suffering and more seperation. We western countries need a leader like the USA, our fight for freedom is very valuable and it is a disaster that rich American guys are seperating us for their own profit. If I were you, I would consider a 4 year working/vacation in another great free country on this world. Stay safe.

[@nsaurabh25]

Trump is America's first king. The Emperor God. The savior. We love him!!

[@AmSuperBlessed]

Jimmy is the best❤

[@vivianbecker]

You cannot spell felon without elon

[@jaimevalencia3734]

Cheesy

[@MM-xh6dp]

Especially since they caught him talking to Iran. Lololol. Felony!!

[@hermandm89]

According to the model of the five stages of grief, or the Kübler-Ross model, those experiencing sudden grief following an abrupt realization (shock) go through five emotions: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The left are still in denial. Painful to watch.

[@lindabateman329]

Wow ! Just amazing, New Zealand ! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@TheCindypie]

Thank you so much for keeping me laughing❤

[@edwardsianski725]

How on earth did the United States allow this to happen? What a catastrophe!

[@KeiVeureschy777]

🌟 Rocky [Sylvester Stallone] praised Donald Trump as the “second George Washington” during a gala at Mar-a-Lago on Thursday night. 👌

[@user-fi6qr8wb9u]

Just watch The View tomorrow did and then after that watch CNN and figure out why Trump and the Republicans all of us rolled over idiots on the left

[@MS6Jay]

It’s because the voters were duped

[@christinequinn5355]

They didn't "allow" it to happen - they MADE it happen. That's what happens when you have an Ancient Constitution, an Electoral College, no REAL qualification laws, and an ANGRY, lied to Electorate.

[@bv2745]

Thought you said to keep celebrities out of politics???? Only when they agree with you? Got it. 😂

[@Donnie-H87]

My country! Not my President!

[@fuhkshet9703]

Said Donnie 🤣

[@cupcakemcgee3175]

My country too and DONALD J TRUMP is your daddy

[@springroll703]

agreed. You should leave the country lol

[@ScottLeClair-zr8ck]

lame

[@vilxxblack2472]

Leave then

[@Domonocdoctor]

that new zealand segment was actually a pretty cool thing as the haka has been used in tradition as an act of defiance/dominance used regularly in new zealand programs so when they broke into a haka, while it looks silly to people not immersed in the culture, is one of the most effective things they could've done to protests this.

[@TylerDurden-cu6iz]

In New Zealand people do a haka for everything it has lost its meaning

[@macdaddyalexis]

What were they protesting?

[@piglet4654]

@@macdaddyalexis the current right leaning government trying to remove hard won indigenous rights while calling it equality for all

[@weehudyy]

Now that tump has been re-elected , folks in Aotearoa are finally starting to look at the loonies they elected ... The PM is a dull dimwitted puppet manipulated by the minority party leaders ...

[@neilgallie3306]

​@@macdaddyalexis Basically against a bill taking more Maori rights away.

[@texasterri2002]

Newsome deserves more respect.

[@relentless305]

WHEN TYSON SPEAK I LISTEN THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

[@Timhisattva]

Mike is right on. We’re here and then we’re gone. Specks in time.

[@squirrelnibbler19]

He was surprisingly zen and nihilist. I hope he isn’t doing this because he needs to the money.

[@hodaka1000]

Nobody is getting out of this world alive

[@terrykelley9404]

You tell em Jimmy. Your the best

[@AllanTheWizard]

RFK for HHS?? WE'RE SO F'D 😱😡

[@cherylcampbell9369]

If he gets rid of high fructose corn syrup in the American diet, I could see an upside to it.

[@redomega24]

did you see the HHS secretary under BIden/Harris? Lmaooo

[@karld884]

With no KY...

[@adamclifton29]

​@redomega24 did THEY eat roadkill?

[@loookaroundyou]

He's apparently pro disease and anti vax

[@lindachasingbear3510]

With all this craziness going on 😂 Jimmy literally listening to you makes me feel better ❤ thank you 😊

[@FrankieBoombotz-q4v]

What craziness? The fact that your precious socialist party lost all control of the U.S. government? It's a beautiful thing. Embrace it!!!

[@BlyatimirPootin]

The worlds gone absolutely mad.

[@SnyderEMarx5]

You voted for this America. Have fun!

[@debraweaver3574]

Not me.

[@ForeverMPH]

Not me either! Stop generalizing!

[@TheInflames47]

Exactly ! Thank God I no longer live there

[@Atkirby]

We will cupcake!

[@camplethargic8]

Doesn't matter who you voted for; doesn't matter if you're a US citizen; doesn't matter where you live in the world - we're all going to regret these next 4 years.

[@スカイハイ-q9e]

I never thought US become another NK.

[@cdsilber]

I agree 100%. The last four years of secret police persecuting political opponents has been truly Orwellian.

[@KeiVeureschy777]

Transitioning from Biden to Harris and expecting better results is like changing your shirt after shitting your pants - the smart folks in America knew this! 🤦‍♂️

[@allisonjames2923]

Except even though they appoint loyalist yes men, NK doesn’t appoint complete jokes with absolutely no qualifications for positions, at least until all the remotely qualified people have all been bumped off & have no choice.

[@cdsilber]

I agree 100%. The last four years of secret police persecuting political opposition has been downright Orwellian.

[@mr-boo]

@KeiVeureschy777 You’re partially right. Indeed, it would have been somewhat the same, i.e. great. Infrastructure act, chips act, science act: a booming economy, low unemployment, low crime rates, etc. Just some recovery of covid/war/Trump induced inflation. But hey, now “the smart people” can spend the next four years sanewashing the disastrous policies of Trump and the m four years after blaming democrats for having to clean up their effects (if another fair election will come to pass). So smart.

[@thomasschott1044]

THANK YOU JIMMY YOU ARE HELPING TO KEEP AMERICA SANE GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY🥸🥸🥸🥸🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@irisferguson]

From White House to SPITE HOUSE. I will boycott the inauguration. I invite millions to join me. Ratings, escaping prosecution and tax cuts for his billionaire friends is all he cares about.

[@jbperson]

Wouldn't it be something if absolutely NO ONE showed up? "Crowd size".

[@Janice-p5p]

Thank you Jimmy!! Ur helping us get thru this difficult time!! Josh Meyers is so great 😃!!! Sending love and prayers to all 💕😘!!!

[@lordcharfield]

lol 😂

[@shirleyz7400]

Rump is going to need a bigger tent for his 🎪 of 🤡‘s he wants. What a mess! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@squirrelnibbler19]

I’m calling him rump for now on

[@kingjamos2422]

@@squirrelnibbler19 I, for one, call him a very different r word. A rather crass one that is well earned.

[@darrenivak4536]

I call him bumpy it works better, more personal I think❤

[@darrenivak4536]

​@@squirrelnibbler19bumpy is much better😂😂😂❤

[@ghg789987]

Im pumped 🎉. Hes going to downsize the government trmendously. Get rid of the awful ATF. Get prices down, market greater than its ever been. Stocks are already up after he was voted into office.

[@goddess_threads6328]

This is my only place I get my news now.

[@Dupertron-lo9pz]

🤦🏼‍♂️

[@jackhenner968]

That's incredibly sad.

[@christinashadinger3074]

Yes, me too! Edges taken off and just a little bit of feeling ok!

[@0MG.N0]

Proud of the clip from New Zealand: protesting against the bill seeking to reinterpret the country's treaty with Māori people is absolutely the way to go!

[@cherylcampbell9369]

We need that spirit here. Respect to our Maori Relatives!

[@Birdyblue12]

That was interesting to watch

[@barbra7562]

I’m in New Zealand as well. That was brilliant to see.

[@christinequinn5355]

​@barbra7562 The Haka in Court. Fantastic.

[@nope.2284]

It was amazing to see.

[@ttburn6338]

The US has passed the point of no return. Sad.

[@childless-catlady8255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *THANKS! I needed those laughs!*

[@Meriela144]

Next will be Gym Jordan over all playgrounds and gyms.

[@Jamzocd]

@@Meriela144 Or YMCA shower 🚿 monitor!

[@rachelerynkalish2207]

OMG this is hilarious...love the Guv parody too! Thanks for keeping us laughing during this insane time Jimmy K!

[@cakerbaker9965]

Still shocked to learn that he’s Seth Myers brother in real life!

[@Benderswe1]

as a european and a scandinavian im stunned, it seems like the more u done wrong the higher u get, u robbed a bank u say? well lets make u cheif of law its just crazy

[@kristinLB]

I appreciate the humor but this country is really going to face some ugly times and we need to get ready to stand up for the constitution, our freedoms and rights.

[@YenneY01]

Jimmy Kimmel you should thank Trump and his supporters for supplying you with so much comedic material! It so good!

[@jenniferblaschka4007]

How can trump as a convicted felon have access to nuclear weapons and other felons can't have guns?

[@vendora1]

MURICA!

[@zachary_attackery]

He's not a convicted felon. You have to be sentenced first. It will be overturned before that ever happens

[@Daniel-xg3ul]

No, he's been convicted. Sentencing determines the punishment, not if their guilty or not. That's what the trial was for. Once convicted, which he was, the judge sets a sentencing date.

[@TheMidnightSnack12AM]

Because he’s not a felon. Bogus charges. You know it!

[@vendora1]

@@TheMidnightSnack12AM JFC youre the reason why we cant have nice things

[@flowergrower1247]

Don't worry, Trump will fire these kooks in the next 3 months, hire more kooks and then fire them in 3 months, the Republican Revolving Roller-Coaster Show starts in less than 3 months!

[@neilward9932]

Have been thinking the same thing. Wonder if he will beat his first term record of hiring and firing ? Having had lots of practice, I reckon he will.

[@AstroBear11]

333

[@frankthetank4101]

Exactly the US has a short-term memory everybody in his first cabinet got arrested or fired

[@zelgadis55tmnt35]

I dunno about that. He fired the kooks in his previous administration because they grew backbones and stood up to him. Not sure I can see any of these... 'people' managing that evolutionary achievement.