Mass Effect 2 - Abandoning Ship with Jack (Hidden Dialogue)

[@tomh6671]

*Javik's stasis pod slides in* "We could just knock her out and throw her out the airlock."

[@ingamingpc1634]

someone mod Javik into this game

[@ndbd9drn]

I wouldn't mind him being a talking pod throughout the game!

[@fanfictiondreamer7836]

XD XD XD XD XD

[@Ctrooper2011]

More likely, he'd say "In my cycle, we'd incapacitate prisoners BEFORE discussing situations. The more unruly ones we threw out the airlock."

[@DaBase333]

Jacob only had the balls to threaten Jack from way in the back hahaha 1:15.

[@dustykelser3045]

DaBase333 Jacob is the king of the bitches and Jerkoffs.

[@tammykolu1242]

Jacob is a veteran of eden prime why would he be afriad of some little girl acting tough

[@mrosera]

"a punch to the face is also likely" gotta love legion

[@Jampolo_OG]

Shepard-Commander issues an average of 2.47 suicide orders a day. Rounded down.

[@Beerd_Bro]

Yea but its a damn shame u cant run around with him long and do these quests without killing ur crew

[@CepbIuLOL]

@@Beerd_Bro Not to mention you cant even get him into this mission, despite he is having best comments for it.

[@BillyDrakePianoMan]

Everyone else: "Knock her out". Grunt: "We could just shoot her."

[@alexanderbobylev4811]

Will Drake "She is worthless. You should eat her." =))

[@elessal]

+Will Drake javic would have proposed to trow her out of some nearby airlock

[@arbiteras]

+Alexander Bobylev that's what Wrex would say

[@arbiteras]

+Alexander Bobylev that's what Wrex would say

[@lostn65]

Your Sheppard has a face only a mother could love.

[@ivantimofeev5711]

Your mother, you mean? :3

[@ebiljebus]

He looks like cyborg-Abraham from The Walking Dead.

[@susanamunguia1459]

U made my day😂

[@gendoruwo6322]

Lazarus Project... didn't quite make it.

[@steventhompson4840]

Kaidan would hit it...

[@MrAwesomeMatty]

You forgot one dialogue. Mordin actually disagrees with Garrus when he talks about the dead guard if you bring both of them together on the mission. After Garrus says his line, Mordin says something along the lines of, "Highly disagree. Saw treatment of prisoner from guard moments ago. Get treated like animal for too long, start to become animal. Prisoners most likely killed guard after countless acts of horrific abuse. Maybe true monsters weren't prisoners. (deep inhale) Tragic. Yet understandable."

[@Ksensei41]

Nice one

[@Ctrooper2011]

@Kill Me Now Maybe bringing Mordin and Miranda brings the best dialogue in the mission.

[@KasumiRINA]

@@Ctrooper2011 Mordin and Garrus only have that back and forth if both are brought. Better to take them together in one playthrough and Miranda with someone else like Zaeed or Grunt in another for less repeat lines.

[@Ctrooper2011]

@@KasumiRINA I know. I included Miranda because she gives the dialogue with Jack at the end of the mission right after Kuril's boss fight. What I _should_ have said was to bring any combination of Miranda, Garrus, and Mordin.

[@CognizantCheddar]

Damn, this deserved more than just 300 upvotes after 8 years. I bet the vast majority of the fanbase doesn't know about this back and forth on that ambient dialogue, since nearly everyone brings Miranda to this mission.

[@ThunderbirdIV25]

Legion always has the best dialogue xD

[@captainitalia811]

He's seen what happens when Shepard talks to reporters

[@shadowthehedgehog182]

And then he starts dancing

[@Ksensei41]

Jacob: Being invisible on a mission to bring Jack? Heavy risk....but the PRIZE

[@Henrique.Mattos.]

1:16 keeping the recommended distance between your team and Jack

[@chris_vp]

this joke is only funny now sir time traveler

[@jtet9559]

Tali's voice and accent...greatness. So much character

[@Tarik360]

Biker shepard and his favourite hotrod on the citadel.

[@LOLZpersonok]

I like how Jack refers to Miranda as "the Cheerleader". I don't know why, I just think it's funny.

[@Kingolimar354]

Probably because it sounds like something from high school but it is hilarious

[@1337ijs]

"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch in the face is also likely." Legion just described what it means to be a Renegade in a nutshell.

[@ArchangelTyrael]

If even a krogan tells you to watch out for someone, it's very unwise not to do so.

[@kevinbernardini9176]

Everyone: We can just knock her out Grunt: Just shoot her!!!!!! Grunt always has the best line

[@GhostSnake]

Jacob: "Hanging out in the back of the shot, heavy risk... but the prize."

[@storminmay]

Legion continues to have the best lines…ever.

[@Stateddeadpool2]

Why does the black guy have to be in the back of the ship?

[@TheRG1400]

The Galactic Civil Rights Movement hadn't happened yet.

[@Fat_Panda_Gamer]

Because he's pretty worthless, all other teammates outclass him by far.

[@midlifecrisi]

Because everyone else is in a place that suits their personality. Jacob has none, so he is put in the generic military man part of the ship. Ie. the armory.

[@hattrickster33]

Not putting in a black guy because there's no reason for there to be one is not racist. Putting in a token black guy with no personality and a generic background, to the point that no one likes him, now that's racist.

[@midlifecrisi]

J'zargo I'm fairly sure Bioware didn't put in Jacob to be racist. He's just not that interesting. S'all.

[@ZombieG33K]

1:17 made me laugh way too hard. It shouldn't be funny, but damn I found that amusing.

[@rikuwulfe36]

And this is why Grunt is my favorite character. lol

[@Patterrz]

They really want to knock her out...

[@Kingolimar354]

Another one

[@fable23]

I love how Samara and Garrus both side with the guard, whereas Thane and Tali side with the prisoners. Fits well with their backstories. And of course, Legion is just disappointed there aren't more machines. XD

[@DJZephyr]

I love how 'Yes' turns into 'This ship is going down in flames. I've got the only way out. I'm offering to take you with me. AND YOU'RE ARGUING.' The response wheel is like a box of chocolates sometimes.

[@alienlordgamin5339]

Everyone saying how Shepards enemies have a tendency to die, meanwhile legions talking about being punched in the face.

[@Guhonter]

Thanks for the effort, much appreciated!

[@kuriSanG]

Mass Effect 2 dialogue is just so much more hilarious when you put them all together like this. Thank you for making my day, good sir.

[@Gnorfell]

I love bringing Grunt to this mission. He's so excited about Jack.

[@Witchking101]

I LOVE how jacobs is miles away. Like hes told to go stand in he corner. :D

[@tippo78]

Jacob is scared of Jack

[@iOnlySignIn]

Thanks for replaying this mission, and many other missions many times to gives us thorough expositions of dialogues!

[@Hunter24698]

you missed kasumi btw

[@Yeroc357]

Im so glad i subbed. i love seeing content that was cut from the final version of the game

[@Psyrgery]

Legion simply pwning everybody in a single sentence. As always.

[@CaelCorp]

WOW very well done! I appreciate your varient on the linear dialogue! Thank you.

[@mrspeeder247]

1:18 why are they over there now

[@moviemaker199]

Everyone LOL-ing at Legion's: "A punch to the face is also likely." Me LOL-ing at Legion's: "Recommend Jack be disabled and transported abord as cargo."

[@aqua2565]

Grunts my boy!

[@Fisdoomtion]

Oh man, I didn't think anyone would go this in depth to the squad responses. I was planning on doing this, but you're doing a damn good job with it. Keep these up.

[@DarkVWolf]

Legion's so awesome!

[@capena82]

Love the editing here, lots of work. Thank you!

[@Minnesota_Fatts]

"...A punch to the face is also likely." Legion is my hero.

[@bkfireshark]

everything that legion and grunt says is gold

[@Etrieys]

Legion is the best. "A punch to the face is also likely."

[@JoshuaLeitch]

I love how Jacob's always in the far back in all his shots.

[@christopherhall5361]

Jacob: "Look, I'm back here now"

[@chiblin44]

Thanks for uploading these

[@soralink411]

Everyone: "knock her out" Grunt: "shoot her"

[@jj0ck33]

@Qwepir the camera bugged I thought it looked funny and decided to not replay the whole fight with Kuril just to get it to look proper

[@djklink20009]

legion is the new hk-47 he fucking rules

[@GODof123WAR]

Also kasumi says: you better come with us honey, or things are gonna get ugly

[@BloodKitten_]

@paradox1992 thats why there are save editing tools, like gibb (spelling?) just make sure you finish the introduction missions and already on the normandy, or the story line will break triggering horizon befor you even recruit your first companion of choosing, i always take legion everywhere with me, and garrus, or zaeed, viper sniping party ^w^

[@camycamera]

okay thanks for clearing that up, i never knew you could do that even on pc lol

[@jrosa__]

"A punch to the face is also likely" Man gotta luv Legion

[@gtaylor1229]

I really hope the Legendary Edition lets me recruits all my squad mates at any time during the recruitment process, because some of their dialogue is just so good!

[@PinoyPogiman]

@ThreeSixXero aside from the fact that in KOTOR2 you get HK47 late in the game, rarely able to show him the hk50 protoypes and tag him along some missions. still, little memories and mementos from the past of kotor1

[@TwistedPencils]

It's amazing how everyone in Shepard's crew suggested the same thing. Though where's Kasumi?

[@Viper631]

Gotta love how far away Jacob was. He knew he'd never last against Jack. Legion however had probably my favorite line "a punch to the face is also likely."

[@TAPriceCTR]

dude. you rock.... thank you for being thorough... I am too lazy and impatient to do that.... I only did it once with the "you have the right to disobey" samara sceene

[@jstwannawatchmavids]

Well done on this video buddy, you obviously spent a lot of time on it going through every bit of dialogue, and it shows. Well done man keep it up :)

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

I'm surprised none of responded by saying "The Warden of this prison made that mistake, and look what happened."

[@Cptigris125]

I request that this be put up in the next episode! Next to Legion's response when sassing Shepard about disobeying orders :p

[@Legion12Centurion]

The fact that they put even the late recruits dialogue in is good. I mean its not to common to save the first few recruiting missions after legion mission due to the kidnapping.

[@Stinger20638]

i like how Jacob is shown keeping his distance from Jack, bug or not.

[@REC-L]

Jacob being at a far away distance, like he should.

[@PippaHall]

Wow I can't believe all this "We'll knock her out and take/kidnap her!" from the whole crew! Thanks for posting all this dialogue though, it's the only way I can see it!

[@Southpaw4696]

@Druidonblood right up there with "there is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot, a punch to the face is also likely"

[@xXxM0nteNegr0xXx]

Yes! I LOVE YOU! this is the only way to present all the dialogue combinations. Back to back like you did. All the wasted minutes of repetitive dialogue and video clips, wasted. I'll for sure subscribe! ಠಠ U

[@LewisB776]

I love how Jacob seems to be seperated, even segregated from the rest of the crew in this video.

[@Helljumper425]

I love how casually Garrus says it so casually. "They have a way of dying..."

[@jabberwockyBC]

Legion's lines are my fave by far in this. Also, Jacob must be intimidated by Jack, hiding all the way back there like a scaredy cat

[@666spacecowboy666]

this video was so good. now i can just watch one video instead of 12

[@PinoyPogiman]

@ThreeSixXero doesnt matter which wasnt a bioware game, its just that my favorite droid in kotor comes in late in the 2nd game

[@caitlinmolinar8019]

"You think I'm stupid?" If you need to ask, then some thing's wrong with you honey.

[@doomyboi]

I like how the crew were only allowed to differ in opinion with each other when it came to a dead guard's body.

[@OfelialaLoca]

I like how jacob doesn't even appear

[@bitingfinger]

@rcflight13 wen they were 1st making the game they did the dialogues b4 they decided wat order to allow u to get the party members, i think its still possible to get them in any order on computer with some mods

[@MSIXVI06]

Best Sheperd testimonial montage ever. Last few scenes were cool in how they show (unsurprisingly) Tali's more 'humane' side (not sure what you'd call that for aliens), and slightly more surprisingly - Thane's humane side.

[@MuraCasardis]

Jacob wanted to take some extra precautions by staying far, far away there. I liked Thane's "There's no future in it", and obviously all of Legion's quotes here.

[@DemonDragon000]

ah Legion...you always make me smile

[@Feornic]

i love that, even tho a few people arent supposed to be with you at this point, they still had dialogue made for them

[@kalorful]

this must have taken a lot of effort! thanks

[@iOnlySignIn]

You left out Mordin's comment on the dead guard, which was my favorite. My Mordin and my Garrus had a nice short debate there, too.

[@Renji1]

That is one bad ass looking Shepard you have there. Also, yeh, Legions line regarding Shepard's combat abilities is priceless!

[@Burned-Legate]

Mordin had a unique line about the dead guard as well, something along the lines of social standing from the guards position resulting in his death.

[@fizzplease6742]

DLC side campaign to play as a squad member. Holy shit. I want this so much now.

[@soarinskies1105]

I love how everyone wanted to knock out Jack, and grunt just straight up wanted to shoot her lol.

[@Android2137]

Oh Legion, how I wish you could have been recruited earlier. You are so much fun.

[@lastxwriter]

Woah, Jacob, stop hiding in the background, man. Jack's not gonna bite you.

[@darkvixenkillu]

also some pretty funny dialogue with tali and MOST of the team if you bring her along to the citadel and try to help the quarian who's accused of taking the volus's credit chit. its one of the options when you talk to the volus, just make sure you choose the paragon dialogue when Tali gets mad the renegade option isn't nearly as entertaining tried it myself).

[@alleseigentlich]

They first decided on all dialogue and then decided on the order of acquiring squad mates.

[@Flyers0108]

@shimazu32 Those are fair points. I still find similarities in them though. They both give me a good hearty chuckle from time to time, and both have something to remember the main character by (one used to be owned by Revan and the other has a piece of Shepard's armour). They're both great squadmates as well.

[@dya230]

love hows jacob is like 50 feet away from the camera

[@abucketofpotatos]

mmmmm...... so i guess that the purgatory mission was suppose to take place latter in the game but was moved up close to game release. So all the people/aliens/sythetic life forms have lines avalible.

[@XX847]

i love each characters input!!!! especially legion!

[@ThisIsMadness91]

Jacob was too scared to approach, and needed Shepard to stay with him for support.

[@igodreamer7096]

Legion is one of the best companions in the game. Its a crime how we has to get him so late in the game, so stupid.

[@JnEricsonx]

Yeah....massive fan favorite character, get him for all of 2 missions, counting his own, if you don't want your crew to start dying in the SM.

[@hs0003]

@heyydelilah but there is also bugs by using this mod. some missions do not have dialog and can therefore not be done, as a result you will be forces to redo the mission with another crew

[@ldf8u]

@Suprnovo3 My thoughts EXACTLY. His lines were the best; I couldn't stop laughing when he first said '...a punch to the face is also likely." I think I scared the shit out of my rumor from laughing so hard lol

[@abucketofpotatos]

@semisanity that makes sense, i didn't know that the 360 version had 2 discs (i downloaded it via steam)

[@Hezeruu]

Legion's comments are always my favorite. Hands down.