Dale Dan Tony Dream Homes Episode 1

[@flowmastaflam]

Never change bro, you're hilarious and an icon. W's for a decade.

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

"Sharkey Mcstevenson" would have had this house sold in 20 minutes for cash.

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

@@blakegriffith7124 Somebody has to tie up all the loose ends and seal the deal.

[@xaby996]

Preach

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

@@xaby996 I wonder if "Sharkey McStevenson" has a gold set of shark teeth?

[@Travis_Trauma]

@@BEERLIGHTBROKER I’m sure he does, and they can be yours for the low low price of $99,999!!!

[@BEERLIGHTBROKER]

@@Travis_Trauma I'd get a friend discount. $ 77,777!!!!

[@CoreyMHanna]

Riff is the REAL AMERICAN DREAM!! All bullshit aside. He's a 80s baby and loves nostalgic times and music, welds that into all his entertainment attributes and it kills!! I love this dude for real ansmd he's appreciative of all his successes and not a narcissistic asshole. Love YOU RIFF! ❤️

[@mrvapor4791]

God bless you Dale Dan and your whole Dan family!

[@jaredshowers1]

Amen glory

[@bigjerm1631]

Cried reading this Dan comment

[@Shadowbann3d]

“If you have grandparents that like to swim, you can monitor them here….” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TrainWon]

Lowkey funniest line

[@daddymcpapi7520]

The heels on Amy...she ain't playin.

[@mikejohn08]

Amy Best is a genius for rolling with this. And you're hilarious dude. Love it! 🙏🤠☮️

[@user-fm1zo9gl4t]

Get this man a show already!!!!!! I've been saying this for 10 plus yrs

[@doodahman2995]

Got that One of a Kind Keystone Light Kastle Kids Stage. Legendary.

[@freethinker4432]

We all live vicariously through RiFF.

[@SSJFACPACIFIST]

Dale Dan Tony Strikes again!!! Bringing us the cranberry vampire lifestyle!!

[@jiglei89]

As an Italian… this is a Gypsy castle and not a Mediterranean villa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jmtgolf2756]

RIFF HAS PLAYED THE INTERNET FOR A LONG TIME... HE WAS MEMEING BEFORE WE KNEW WHAT A MEME WAS!!!!

[@maze3086]

hella entertaining i can watch riff run around a house all day

[@CasaFuenteOrange]

Best series in awhile- the big blizzard lisp is extraordinary Dan Tony

[@kylemarvin4384]

6:40 Amy Best swings it back to real estate with ease.

[@bmthornell]

Riff driving that realtor crazy hahahaha

[@sammyr.1284]

Fk yes!! I hope this series continues for a long time this is so perfect for Riff!! Love it

[@demariuslett620]

Never taken Riff seriously he's very entertainment!!💯😂😂😂

[@gwalla90sbaby]

Jody high roller needs to be a realtor people would really buy houses from him.

[@shannonandsheila1403]

This dude could sell anything

[@gwalla90sbaby]

@@shannonandsheila1403 big facts I still listen to him till this day he came in a game rich you can tell how he wrap he knows something we don't know 🎶

[@JohnPowell-t2l]

Damn.. looks like a fine spot for a candy coated avocado couch with 7 coats a gloss

[@teflonjohn1776]

3:57 you can take the raff out of Houston but you can't take the Houston out the raff!! "Whoarethesefolks" 😂😂😂😂

[@qhpainters]

I can’t believe riff missed the herringbone style tile in the ceiling of the kitchen!!!!!

[@youngdirkk]

Riff Raff is the funniest man alive without even trying

[@miurasvlamborghini]

That's Keystone Light.. you got me howling, my man.

[@Bcasey11]

every line is amazing

[@JohnMatrixOfficial]

I'm out here in California. 8 mill get u a double wide and a huge 1/4 acre.

[@LordBeezleDwarf]

Smh. I went on my own hiatus a little bit after u went on yours riff. Ive been i guess what ud call back from my hiatus (made a youtube. I left all other social media) and thought bout how long its been since ive even seen mr highroller. Cant explain how happy i am that youre back and doin well

[@candy1191]

This home is very beautiful...

[@brycev.5170]

Vampire chandelier 😈 He sounds very relieved about the elevator for his cheddar bay biscuits lmao im sold

[@ATCRyderX]

*"BAD CREDIT? LOW CREDIT? NO DAYUM CREDIT? WELCOME TO YA NEW WATERSIDE ESTATE!"* ~Shark E. McStevenson

[@jessetom]

This bro is nothing but pure entertainment

[@robertarce5377]

That’s a caramel macchiato castle 🏰 in the area of the south! Riff Dale Dan Tony

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

2:33 You hear that? All that hardwood cost a Brazilian dollars. That’s next level woodwork

[@jonathansonnier3078]

I love how he goes Throns stages of themes 😂. The neon, dale Dan Tony He is a national treasure

[@JOESSECRETGARDEN85]

HELL YEAH BROTHER BONGS UP

[@SnakeLady11]

A small cozy wood cabin. Someday that's all you will want or need.❤

[@arniehenry5084]

Your thoughts be bounceing off the damn walls,lol

[@TheBakedTomato]

I need a million of these videos in my life

[@alphadream953]

man i love vids like these lmao riff raff is a personality

[@mattolivo]

THIS NEEDS A WHOLE SEASON!!!

[@RumblerGaming]

that relator is something elseeeee

[@JackChickenwing]

if you dont have good headspace, youll file your tax return backwards and youll eat cat litter thinking it was uhh cheetohs

[@thebeerjew]

Travestry with the tapestry and the Wolverine flooring All lifted along with the Doc. And gator suitcases 🎉

[@howiebryan4137]

I like your new house Mr. Simco you deserve it

[@blueskiescleanwaterfreshair]

Loved Episode 1... 'bring back to me baby... bring it on back to me'

[@cuttinstones3024]

Riff Raff is a National Treasure.

[@t-revolution330]

YOU HEAR THAT HOMIE! PEOPLE WOULD WATCH YOUR OWN SHOW SHOWING AND MAYBE SELLING HOUSES! EPIC IDEA I LOVE IT. IT WILL GET YOU THAT THIRD COMMA. REVOLUTION SQAUD... STAY BLESSED STAY SAFE... FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! STAY UP!...OUT

[@dentonvisual]

Jody working off some money he owes some realtors 🤣🤣 love ya baby.

[@derekw9608]

"Are my cheddar biacuits ready yet? Damnit, gotta go get em myself " 🤣🤣 i fuckin love riff

[@ChrisKéntabis]

😧🗡️🥶 Is that 13 Colonies Red, White, & Blue!?! You hit push-ups, and broke the British’ jaw with that kick, Jody. ❄️#ICE❄️ ❄️#COLD❄️.

[@HCLSalt]

Damn I need to move to Florida. In Toronto 8 million gets you a dilapidated garden shed in a back alleyway.

[@555_Lady_JB]

My kids will LOVE the performance stage!

[@therealshaft9768]

Best house tour ever !!!!

[@Will-vx7rf]

I wanna be more like Riff. Positive vibes only

[@Optimu5Cryme]

This needs to be a TV show...NOW!!!!🤣🤣

[@ramenadventure]

Can't wait to entertain my guests with a feast of bread and water chestnuts.

[@benanderson3041]

Yes that was cedar oak chestnut granite

[@trillspill9260]

Loved every second of this EXCEPT that grill fking my boy speech up. 😂😂 Gyahh damn... Tongue-less ass dude 😂😂

[@utilize3eyes]

I should be watch shopping right now, bout to move to Florida 🐊

[@Sinamon14SZN]

Riff Raff for President 🛩️🇺🇸 I love you

[@JackCecil]

Alligators n sweet potaters 🐊

[@trapperkreeper6105]

I might move to Florida just to play golf.

[@ronk6405]

bourbon on a blade like a ceiling fan

[@ryankuchar]

I can waive my hand way in Pakistan!

[@awhitlatch1985]

Alicia Silestone had me rollin’!

[@letskillchris5692]

Truly decadent and inspirational viewpoints from riff Raphael

[@adamsmith5913]

Nice Jersey, I just got ONEAL helmet and boots

[@mattolivo]

Bro is a true comedian.. needs a smaller grill mans can barely talk but his damn metaphors are killing me. Riff got 50 diff names and that shit kills me bruh!

[@fatboy462]

Keystone Lite? Correct.

[@fj40highroller1]

Dale Dan Tony, you need to run for president with Dwayne Camacho as your vice!! Effin love you brother!

[@chrisferguson5381]

Man there's so much property just abandoned in Florida. But I've mostly been through West Florida down to the Everglades.

[@nbarealtalker]

“Expodential folks. Expodential.” 😂

[@Kid_Ellipsis]

Sure the house is big but the life advice is MASSIVE

[@franzhaas5597]

" I don't know is this Chestnut granted"? LOL!🤣

[@cesarpunski]

That’s a crazy house for Delray. Nice find 🎉

[@thewatchfuleye8401]

Gold teeth and an Oneal Shirt!? I like it.

[@jordanjae]

I LOVE THIS!!!! LOL. I am watching every episode!!!! 👽

[@nunyabuziness1162]

that oneal jersey fire!!!

[@danthedingo]

more of these

[@jnprfilms]

Very interesting

[@dellananjo4379]

5:20 "aaah, very very important"

[@Gavinbck]

He is going the Vanilla Ice route, Dale Dan Tony Dream Homes on HGTV!!!

[@Jay_Z.]

I actually quite enjoyed this! Keep doing what you doing Riff Raff! Subbed to DaleDanTonyDreamland in your link! Defo on that noti gang! Take it easy bud and have a blessed Merry Christmas and New Years!

[@dionysis84]

This is gr8ness. Lmfao. Need to hit up west palm but their are some really nice houses on the west coast as well that I’ve seen

[@elcapitain753]

It’s crazy this guy is so himself that he’s good at everything. This is how you need to be do succeed

[@distance1722]

Bro we NEED that version of dreamland at the end

[@TronBons]

damn... 8million and you get 2sqft of grass.. in Florida..

[@sethflint2955]

Bruh... Dale Dan just hit a lan mine 🤣 that's genius more power to u ya perfecent panther

[@Meet_Me_In_The_Pit]

Protect this man at all cost..... Irreplaceable

[@DMANOG]

The cheddar biscuits are ready bro

[@SqueezePowerGroin]

Had a good time kicking it!

[@Picard47Lock]

Riff you gotta get up into the Porsche or Aston Towers and ride that Dezervator

[@Dojii]

that outro music had me vibin

[@argentinasinflation294]

When he said behind this door is a celebrity realtor, I was hoping it was just going to be him behind the door

[@xXxJonnyLavaxXx]

Keystone Light baby

[@T8RZTOTZ]

Bring back MTV Cribs or Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Riff as host!

[@bens5974]

I think our boys back on the yay

[@roydoss5723]

Keystone light?! -Correct 😂😂

[@DGARC001]

The grill needs to be better fitted sounds like you're talking with dentures.

[@chadmcchadworthy]

Dale Dan Legend.

[@HubGra96]

Eating cat litter thinking it's cheerios. This guy is a legend