God forbid we ever asked when we were going home during the visit :,)
@eyesdark088 жыл бұрын
RIP Wog Child Died for asking when we were going home
@MEDSEC2010 жыл бұрын
I am Greek but us girls used to get the biscuit warning also; in fact we were not allowed to touch anything when we went out with our parents to wherever. We also got the 'come here, I'll give you something to cry about' speech as well. Man they were tough, mums from those days.
@The_Candyman862 жыл бұрын
Skase re mounoskilo
@Colt45hatchback2 жыл бұрын
Same here (dads hungarian) was tough to comprehend going to a friends house and him, then his mum after i didnt believe him, telling me it was ok to make myself a milo... Mind blown, allowed in someone elses kitchen? To touch the fridge? 😯💨
@Locito84513 жыл бұрын
I cant believe how accurate this is to my childhood!
@MessinAbout8013 жыл бұрын
Well, that brought back memories!
@TLUCAdict12 жыл бұрын
this is the story of my life!!!
@Zeccolabros11 жыл бұрын
The slipper = deadliest weapon ever....
@jpbart13907 жыл бұрын
my but has broken more wooden spoons than the western suburbs magpies had received! (remember the maggies?)
@Rosielovesmusic2 жыл бұрын
Anyone else recognise Salvatore Coco in the audience from Heartbreak High (90s)? :)
@tonyd-segno22315 жыл бұрын
Hi Joe best answer to your dad when he says “ mi caccio la curria” ha ha ha “ E POI TI CASCONO I PANTOLONI”
@Mannddaaful12 жыл бұрын
i love being italian! especially a calabrese
@adrianrocky12313 жыл бұрын
LAST 30 seconds had me in tear's!!!
@Monada798 жыл бұрын
I hear you with the visits ... we had stinky people with their horrible kids. We got into enough trouble because of their kids. One of them was a spoilt little whiner .. anyhow. when I was old enough to make decisions , I stopped going around their house and block them on social media.
@MsItalia9413 жыл бұрын
ommg story of my life!!!
@harleydavidson83806 жыл бұрын
Ashley Isabella stfu
@josephinecoco87239 жыл бұрын
Right on!!
@jordanvla81067 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha u guys are lucky mate i got hit with a stick for laughing at the dinner table.
@cowboyzworld663 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds man o f my childhood..& I'm CROATION FA...KEN
@Nicecatholicgirl4 жыл бұрын
I knew a family with four daughters. The dad told them "if you don't stop whining I'm gonna give you something to whine about." It worked with the first three but the youngest said "ok, give me something to whine about."
@koringn13 жыл бұрын
ooohhh that speach still rings in my ears today. ayyy you sit down not even for toilet you get up.
@MaddiesButterflies13 жыл бұрын
panatone
@George410796915 жыл бұрын
LOL my parents are Greek and the warning speech is SOOOOOOOOOO true! they even repeat "If I see you" with there index finger up just like he showed
@djdubplatefresh14 жыл бұрын
saw him live in woking/UK! couldnt stop laughing!!
@tonyitalia14112 жыл бұрын
Lol I remember if I drank anything before we finished our dinner my dad would walk into garage and get the cricket bat and he would come back and put it next to him and we knew if we touched the drink we were going to cop it 🤣🤣 Also on way to visits we also got the wogwarning speech “ if I see you mangia tutti biscotti I will kill you “
@123KillerGod12313 жыл бұрын
We bring gifts..like Panetone? Which is Muffin, but a Big One! haha
@desiregameplays94407 жыл бұрын
I can't personally say I've experienced this but my grandfather once got a bashing for asking for some chicken at the dinner table no joke, bare in mind it was the 1940s at the time but still.
@strke6914 жыл бұрын
0.23 is Salvatore Coco I'm sure.
@Stella64mayhem12 жыл бұрын
omg panatone is the best. Every sunday at my Nonna's house there is always panatone. It's so awesome.
@hillie1ful13 жыл бұрын
i love joe
@mayo216813 жыл бұрын
He;s describing lebo parents to a T..LOL
@biggk4214 жыл бұрын
he came bedford last nite, what a legend!
@AdrianaPlewАй бұрын
So true
@albaniancolossus193 жыл бұрын
As an Albanian American this was true for us as well but it was for meat appetizers “don’t touch or look at any of the food!” And instead of the broom had to go outside and get a stick from the tree and if it broke they’d go get a better one and so you’re outside crying trying out sticks swinging it in the air testing to make sure it was good enough to hit you with lol
@dannyboyinxs13 жыл бұрын
Whenever my brother and i fucked up, our mother would stare at us from across the room, clench her fist in her mouth and push it away suddenly. Only then... we knew we really fucked up. The message alone would make us cry.
@TFollen15 жыл бұрын
this guy is bloody hilarious
@shmishmeferino5814 жыл бұрын
joe your the best
@gtvsoccr13 жыл бұрын
this has to be just about every italo-australian's story
@priscillacatania827510 ай бұрын
U a so good.
@MichaelF1RKO14 жыл бұрын
who would dislike this?
@cowboyzworld663 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of my childhood & I'm CROATION
@mayo216813 жыл бұрын
@koringn LOL..well greeks and lebs are very very similar..so im not surprised...hahaha
@josiestar0213 жыл бұрын
soo true, i hate doing the visits to the zii
@bigadz0r Жыл бұрын
forget the pre warning, how about trying to leave the visits??? It was like a 14 stage process after the initial we better get going...
@francoiseamethystebosshard52075 жыл бұрын
OOh wow this is my childhood :)
@nickkyy9514 жыл бұрын
panatone i luv it
@kraztatsa15 жыл бұрын
So True Lol my grandma used to do this. lol.
@xjillx3814 жыл бұрын
oh i bloody hate the 4pm visits and for us we always go visiting at 4pm when we go away
@DibVidZ14 жыл бұрын
so true! i couldnt touch the biscotti as a kid!
@angelaferraro23292 жыл бұрын
100% true
@Nicecatholicgirl13 жыл бұрын
"He died for a biscotto"
@samalmouzy57157 жыл бұрын
same struggle with us arabs here 😂
@jpbart13907 жыл бұрын
there must be something in the mediterranean sea.
@zzzr67656 жыл бұрын
Ex yugoslavs too lol.
@baremanda12 жыл бұрын
im both sicilian and calabrese.. but more calabrese coz i speak that dialect more prominantly than sicilian dialect and the proper italian
@salv2363 жыл бұрын
@0.20 do i see luca toni in the audience?
@boatperakis667410 жыл бұрын
haha oh god i remember that :P
@Raylet216 жыл бұрын
awesome rofl.
@khaitran65413 жыл бұрын
Panettone... It's like a muffin but a big one xD AHAHAHAHHAHA! XD
@jelca2114 жыл бұрын
this is sooo funny!!
@christosantonopoulos20186 жыл бұрын
you go get me the Shovel
@nicolamarangos375812 жыл бұрын
imma greek proud to be one
@DaleHardiman4 жыл бұрын
Hope Nick doesn't sue him for using the W word.
@heartofpuregold2 жыл бұрын
Such a dag🤣🤣🤣
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
Parents ok i go to school learn then i come back and talk to everyone....still studying must base things on the facts you know.
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
Now topic number one crude oil and ecological human footprint the rest latter.
@superrrmoussa12 жыл бұрын
i love you joe
@XoxtiamoxoXwog15 жыл бұрын
OMFG SO TRUUEE , man this is so funny nd true
@Kicked44415 жыл бұрын
very funny!
@christosantonopoulos20182 жыл бұрын
I was doing missions to avoid copping it from dad 49years old now im expert
@christosantonopoulos20182 жыл бұрын
A1 tier 1 operator
@christosantonopoulos20182 жыл бұрын
Lifes a special right us marines
@tarik56712 жыл бұрын
wow
@pmgw113 жыл бұрын
Haha soooooooo funny.
@lilacmaninapurpleworld5386 жыл бұрын
Joe lost the right to use the word Wog as soon as he declared he's loyalty to Australia over Italy in the World Cup.
@giuseppamangano49307 ай бұрын
Sound like my mum😂
@MalteseMifsud13 жыл бұрын
@NxtLevelGaming94 thats exactly like me, maltese and italian fuck yeah bro!
@davidvgomez9215 жыл бұрын
haha im spanish and dis is sooo fkn truee
@deferpayment11 жыл бұрын
Afghan parents are the same!
@forza199213 жыл бұрын
soooooo true omg lmao
@arepas946611 жыл бұрын
Effe for fixa the carro!
@bloom_dnb14 жыл бұрын
mannaggia visiti!
@christosantonopoulos20186 жыл бұрын
Who's this pop guy......oh my bad pope.....isn't that a garden hose company.
@Katherine-kr3eh Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mariastar8437 Жыл бұрын
I’m Italian never heard us referred to as wogs ? In England that’s what blacks were called.
@possiblyijt74006 ай бұрын
More than a year later lol but wog in Australia mainly refers to Mediterraneans and Arabs. Basically they all immigrated to Australia around the same period so they moved into the same neighbourhoods and were all lumped together. Ig we didn't really have any African people at the time and Indigenous people have their own slurs so wog was assigned to us. It's largely acceptable now though when my nonna immigrated and my father grew up it was very much an insult especially if it came from 'anglos'.
@soheilaelia31972 жыл бұрын
Please when you speak in Italian translate it so for those of us don’t speak Italian follow.
@lilgooni54187 жыл бұрын
Truuueeeeee
@christosantonopoulos20186 жыл бұрын
When you visit people you don't even know
@MalteseMifsud13 жыл бұрын
My mums calabrese and thats exactly what she does.
@yo-yo_715 жыл бұрын
lmaooooooooooooo this guys a funny keint!!!!!!!
@rubyrose600611 жыл бұрын
i'm related to him :0
@koringn13 жыл бұрын
@mayo2168 and greek ones.
@sami12346515 жыл бұрын
Wog wasnt supposed to be racist.. It was "Western Oriental Gentlemen"
@jakeborrelli22006 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@theoryneutral13 жыл бұрын
I guess WOPS all over the world have the same woes!
@350zan15 жыл бұрын
im turk but dis shits da same with us lmao
@MalteseMifsud12 жыл бұрын
not true, i'm half italian from calabria and everybody thinks i'm mafia..
@baremanda11 жыл бұрын
true :) WOG PRIDE!!!
@Angyboi14 жыл бұрын
Joe Avati he died for a BISCOTTI!!
@christosantonopoulos20182 жыл бұрын
Warning speech ???? Hey my dad lost the plot once said what am i raising Al Capones i was less than 10yrs old
@feXomorph12 жыл бұрын
Never heard an Italian, trying to copy an Italian accent but sounding like an Indian immitating an Asian.
@isabelladepaoli75392 жыл бұрын
Lveo
@christosantonopoulos20182 жыл бұрын
Look these people listen think go to special school across road better chance at achieving a pass learn to be an able arrangatang like a mechanic able to be practising (no offence arrangatangs)
@thenatabat12 жыл бұрын
@sketz03 well then you must be an aussie
@marcorulez1215 жыл бұрын
haha porco dio!!
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
When daddy get home huh dont hit kids learn something called emotional intelligence tools and techniques
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
Huh not my souls fault y'all went looking over mountains with swords
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
Harmonics works for synatic pathway dysfunctionality and development
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
You come here pull up or i smack you.....you want to get married huh interesting. Hmmm lets learn to become a father ok.
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
I think maybe cia or fbi or someone wants to talk to me or rather their running the other way please explain these documents
@baremanda12 жыл бұрын
hehe.... sounds like my NONNO... hahaha hate being calabrese.. everyone thinks ur MAFIA!! but meh
@christosantonopoulos20187 жыл бұрын
Think i am starting to understand why god got upset when adam and eve procreated followed by moses bright idea on go forth and multiply....next thing you know 7.5billion to feed and youve all destroyed mother nature eden ma why you cry why?