“Joe Biden Is The Jason Derulo Of Politics” - Ariel Elias Performs Stand-Up (LIVE on The Late Sho…

[@lilchada]

the beer can was ….cervezaaaaa cristal

[@eponymousIme]

🤣🤣

[@gratefulone6669]

😂

[@latriciaepps36]

😂😂😂😂

[@RuiFeliciano79]

🤣🤣🤣

[@laurinepiper6612]

Lol

[@carnyzack]

I remember the joke that set them off: Heckler: "I can tell from your jokes, you voted for Biden." Ariel: "I can tell from the fact that everyone wants you to shut up and you won't, you voted for Trump."

[@haineko1989]

I loved this comeback even more than the beer drinking, it was perfect. Her just getting a free beer was just the icing on this cake XD

[@bleunt]

Funnier than anything she said here.

[@FrankBenlin]

Hah, that's worth a free beer.

[@Hannah-h6f3g]

@@bleuntyeah. She was in her element at a level she was used to there, not everyone has same reaction suddenly shooting many levels up with millions watching. Nerves. Her timing and delivery was way off.

[@tinas_hotdog_sophie]

"Coz that is a couple that finishes each others sentences.... in prison" ... I may or may not have my coffee coming out of my nose now, that was a great joke.

[@SylviaBrallier]

An IUD getting a woman through two administrations was both funny and a very sad and useful tip for young women who are worried about fertility issues in red states.

[@notme2day]

Soon to only be installed in blue states.

[@lemon4087]

one of them being court or what?

[@notme2day]

Sadly... only available in blue states.

[@coldwateronly]

And they are good for 4 years, which is one term, not 2 administrations. 2 administrations could be 16 years. I know it's jokes, but birth control and bodily autonomy aren't....vote blue America!!

[@housevisand]

thank you for explaining the joke. especially as a cis white male, this went right over my head. thankfully there was a strong woman present to direct me thru it all. [& scene]

[@Anzy.99]

Ariel is funny, I enjoyed this chill just kinda retelling events cuz you know, she got viral from that, but she's really funny on her sets

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

I ran the open mic Ariel started at (I think?) when she was in college... homegirl's one hell of a writer 👍 Much love from NOLA, Ms. Elias... -the ghost of Brian B.

[@kasahadragon9499]

I didn't recognise the name but do remember her picking up the can and chugging it. When I saw it my first thought was - you're going to waste beer over Biden, then when she picked it up and drank it, I thought "excellent, free beer" 😂

[@notme2day]

Bidenomeics working💙!!!

[@laalaa99stl]

when life gives you a flying can of beer...

[@SolaceEasy]

Cerveza Crystal!

[@salahuddinyusuf]

CHUG IT!

[@rustomkanishka]

Ngl, watching her chug that beer made me have a giant crush on this lady. Her husband is very lucky to have her. Shes obviously hilarious, and i hope her tour is a success.

[@zizinnnn]

@@jeffmccloud905the small peen team is here! it's the cervix

[@tonapittman]

The "finishes each other's sentences" punchline landed oddly, but still gold!

[@Arasteele]

"...in prison." She who laughs last truly does laugh best.

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

I'm glad something positive came from the beer can assault. I remember seeing that video.

[@laalaa99stl]

If you're ever doing standup in NJ which... don't. 🤣

[@JP51ism]

Tired, so "ha ha" ~ Colbert lives in NJ.

[@KCNwokoye]

Such a creative and hilarious comedian. I laughed so much because her jokes are very surprising and unusual.

[@charleshessproductions]

My favorite part was when she said biden was the jason derulo politics

[@johnbbolton]

Ariel you KILLED. Daily Colbert viewer, I've never seen a comedian do so well. You just preformed live on nationally simulcast media! Tonight on the Late Show: Lexington's most famous Jewish girl: Ariel Elias❤

[@AustinSamson1999]

I’ve loved everything I’ve ever seen from her 🙌😭 can’t wait too see more in the future she’s hilarious

[@tamrasmith1744]

I started following Ariel or Earl (if you know you know) after that viral moment. Great to see the success she’s having.

[@krisfrederick5001]

She gives new meaning to "hold my bear" entirely...

[@dannyaikin1395]

'every president should be exhausted'; nailed me.

[@peterbrooks7120]

Was there a Jason DeRulo joke that got cut for time?

[@JP51ism]

Thank you. See all the comments above re: "Google him," etc. I wish I had the time back I wasted on her with her banal "jokes" playing to the choir. I like SC, but his stand-up guests suck.

[@darnell2000]

Stephen is a hard act to follow

[@gregbors8364]

Standup is tough. I’d never want to do it. So I have admiration for anyone who puts themselves out there. I’m happy for her that getting a beer thrown at her was recorded on a cell phone, went viral and led to this appearance on Colbert. I did see the same thing happen, live, to a standup comedian, but unfortunately that was just another night for him.

[@melaniedejonge5234]

Love Ariel!

[@JeanineLaMonica_fem]

She's funny, and a great example of how taking the high road is the best road!

[@dsaint372]

Like Michelle said if they go low...we go high.😅❤

[@BrianOSheaPlus]

Wow, bot net is in full force today. I'm guessing they want me to look up that cryptic string of letters and numbers that they're all posting. I just don't care enough to search for it tho.

[@solvseus]

It's probably a crypto-scam device, like the last couple times. 👍

[@notme2day]

It's that Amazon nft crypto crap... Bezo Bozo doesn't need even more un-taxable money.

[@thunderousapplause]

I report a bunch of thembc they can eff off

[@notme2day]

It's that Am A Zon Crypto junk. Thank yt for deleting my comments and not scam bots.

[@rkgrammynaenae7225]

😂 I like this woman she's really funny and down-to-earth

[@kennethbrooks8505]

She did a very good job. She's very smart. She probably has better material that just can't be done on Colbert.

[@Bossman-mu6qe]

Her instagram

[@ChibiRagdoll.]

Omg, I also got an IUD at the end of 2016 😂

[@GregStonecomedy]

Great set!

[@jakors]

That was delightful. Hats off to you, Ariel.

[@A.Radwick]

Haha. Well done. Managed to toe the line of political jokes without coming off too strong. Best wishes for her.

[@kathleendonahue5955]

She was quite funny. Good for her!😁

[@xTheOxx]

She's under no illusion about what got her on Colbert, makes me like her even more.

[@JamesJones-mm2nm]

Who the hell is Jason Duralo ????

[@drelle504]

Google is your friend, but since you're probably going to scoff at that, he's a lame R&B singer.

[@deVeaux3962]

@@drelle504 I suspect that the "Who the hell is Jason Derulo?" post was far less a question to be answered, than a rhetoric statement on the vague-to-non-existant reference to a minor celebrity.

[@drelle504]

@deVeaux3962 My answer was for anyone who genuinely didn't know, but thanks for mansplaning anyway.

[@MariaBareiss]

Tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer.

[@JamesJones-mm2nm]

Man , you guys are really touchy!

[@maximeprometheas]

I think I'll borrow that stand-up bit: "Hi. I like Desperado beer, and I voted for Joe Biden. Throw away boys!"

[@colormegrumpy]

She's great! Love her.

[@jerryrichardson2799]

"They're terrible people, but I want what they have."

[@Esty-b8o]

Not if you end up in jail.

[@jerryrichardson2799]

​​​@@Esty-b8oTrue, that quote is doubly ironic in light of what she said after. That line struck me though. Voted up.

[@SeanKagalis]

Love Ariel. Well deserved.

[@Richardiba]

Ms. Elias is a very subtle jokester; those subtle jibes at the married couple were funny. Proud to say that I guessed right that she'd take a beer can for Beyonce 😁. Long live the Queen!

[@deegee2570]

When’s the Netflix Comedy Special?!

[@burnslee1164]

Please do more of this. It's a nice change of pace to have a guest come on and just do the thing that they're good at, like when the Mountain Goats came on and performed.

[@pialsworld9980]

Nobody won't offer beer to Biden.If he chucks full of a bottle, Kamla Harris needs to be ready to take the oath of President😆

[@Echo81Rumple83]

i can vouch for this lady: getting an IUD can be anxiety-inducing for one reason or another, but it's very effective not just for birth control alone, but not having to deal with PMS and wear those monthly pads that cost an arm and a leg and your patience/sanity if you already have very little of them in the first place XD also: for those who want to get an IUD but might have issues with anxiety or a narrow canal, i have a tip for you: regular sized, phallic-shaped, silicon-based adult toys. it really helped with my personal issues as well as my anxiety. plus, sing whatever calming song comes to you during the procedure.

[@merlapittman5034]

I'm VERY glad I wasn't drinking anything while watching this, or there would have been at least 2 or 3 spit takes! She is FUNNY!

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show stephen colbert

[@susanbuck4366]

Please don't dumb down your act to get more laughs....it's wonderful to include thinking as a condition in receiving amusement. Well done

[@Micsq4lv]

She’s awesome! Hahahaha

[@MariaBareiss]

I've been waiting to see her on national TV since I saw the video with he being SUCH A BADAZZZ! That horrible couple might have helped to make this happen. Thank you, terrible people! 😂😂😂

[@housequakeb6866]

She’s good 👍

[@nlpnt]

The lesson; There are times when not being afraid of a little backwash pays off big!

[@FriedGatoraid]

Ok. Tanked!

[@jamesdooling4139]

Oh God, this is one of those comics where you're thinking 'yawn,' so you take a drink of whatever, and then she delivers a line that makes you snort-laugh with a mouthful of liquid. 😂❤ I just did it with gin and Red Bull at 9am... Thanks for ruining my shirt and my nostrils before the day gets going.

[@ArachnerdGC]

Gin and Red Bull at 9am? Something tells me your day was ruined long before you snort-laughed at any joke.

[@JillKnapp]

Report the bots. The spammers are enshittifying everything.

[@BrianOSheaPlus]

I know I'm going to regret asking this as soon as I post it, but I don't get how the heckler could tell who Ariel voted for, just from that joke. How does her IUD getting her through two administrations reveal who she voted for?

[@thejuanderful]

One party wants to control women's reproductive rights but an IUD helps prevent pregnancy. It's pretty obvious who would be upset.

[@BrianOSheaPlus]

​@@thejuanderfulI looked it up and there's more to it than that. Search for "Ariel Elias heckler beer can" (I posted a link earlier, but it looks like it got deleted because I guess links are not allowed in comments). The heckler started interrogating her about who she voted for before she told that joke.

[@HaroldElbowmanIV]

No worries! Studying these kinds of nutjob is a hobby of mine; let me see if I can take a guess. First, always remember that the heckler is almost certainly drunk, so their lines of logic will be shaky. Now, there's a bunch of good hints in the language of the joke itself: people who know what an IUD is, who would get one implanted electively, and get it done in New York... people who have been trained to get reflexively angry at the mention of big cities or women's health care wouldn't like any of that, but I don't think that's what set our drunk heckler off. That involves paying attention to the joke set-up. I think it was the phrase "two administrations". Sober people can read it as "I want birth control that'll (hopefully) outlast Republican policies." I'm betting these drunks heard "haha, Trump lost, his administration is over, sucks to be you" and took it personally.

[@janetclaireSays]

It implied to the heckler that she is pro-birth control thus probably pro- women's right to control their own bodies. Thus NOT a Trump voter.

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

If I recall correctly, the heckler said something like, "I bet you voted for Biden".

[@ruthdennis9115]

I remember that beer can video 😊

[@evanrabuhlay]

Ariel fuckinf rules, so happy for everything she’s done

[@daviddelgado6090]

Imma gonna guess the spam flood is from bots

[@JillKnapp]

Yup. Report as many as your thumbs can handle.

[@FenrirIII]

Her comedy has the energy of Joe Biden wandering offstage.

[@karlburkhamer994]

I think Ms. Elias is just a little smarter than the audience, or A LOT smarter. Hilarious!

[@WeChoseHATE]

Ariel is F funny n cool. I remember the beer threw at her n she chugged it. That’s MAGA for you-they took the joy and air out of everything. True love that completed each other sentences in prison 😂

[@darkwingizmodaffy]

Guess I need to know (but will never learn) more about Jason Derulo to understand why he's in the title, when she doesn't mention him at all

[@kekemola1475]

Nah like fr🙄🙄🙄

[@TayaCmiller]

I will always call her Earl

[@bcb7443]

Great comedian!

[@GiancarloPelaez77]

🤡🤡🤡

[@supermushroomariojenkins1717]

This is the takeaway. You will absolutely, comedian or not, come across and have to deal with some pretty distasteful humans. You showed grace, irony, and humor and didn't escalate. You just deal with them with the grace and charm of whatever levels to deal with the issue and move on. Disclaimer: Does not always work, but is the honorable direction to strive towards.

[@lashendawest7509]

Good morning stephen colbert fans

[@giovangciccareli1829]

Who's Jason Derulo?

[@mlowe7245]

She was so funny!!

[@jeffnaslund]

She’s pretty good. A few more years on the road, and she’ll be right up there.

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

The only thing I have to say about the beer can ... She should have held it up and said "Shalom" 😅

[@Fatfingertunes]

I don't know why Stephan's crowd was so flat, sorry Ariel... you were really great!

[@ursaltydog]

A can of beer is what most people need for this upcoming election... seriously. :) And if life gives you a beer upside the noggin... just drank it...

[@leelee-em7279]

How does a human being sleep well for 154 days straight knowing your decisions have caused the deaths of over 30,000 people, mostly children!???

[@leelee-em7279]

@@omi_god obviously, you didn't listen to her set. She said, "Every decision he has made, he has slept on it."

[@JP51ism]

Thank you. The stand-up comics on SC are usually below par, but she was exceptionally lame with Jersey jokes [SC lives in NJ] & the "hip" assumption that most knew of her beer can experience (as the other comments here are proud to brag about [& the ref. to a non-entity, Derulo]). But I'm feeling the same as you (as to the Left of JB?) this is damage-control.

[@senior_ranger]

In New Jersey, you CAN turn left, and most people CANNOT buy a gun, fortunately.

[@malavoy1]

Yeah, Mafia has final approval on all gun sales. 😁😁

[@JP51ism]

She was so lame. Not for nothing, Colbert lives in NJ. She was terrible, relying on the banal mindset of the comments here.

[@steveg9863]

Good on you!

[@jrt2067]

Good thing for comedians to remember, don’t forget to pack the funny.

[@zacharygreen6267]

Thats bravery.

[@steveconn]

Nick Dipaolo once joked he had a full Heineken thrown at his chest; keep from going off the rails politically and you're set 🎉🎉

[@Raydarr8]

oh i remember seeing that on IG, that's her!

[@crashburn2166]

All it takes is a beer can to make you famous and a spot on National TV. Because it sure isn’t the jokes. 😮

[@PhysicalMediaPreventsWea-bx1zm]

I remember that! She was the one with the beer? Wow! Small world!

[@jaguarkaboom8967]

funny! finally some jokes about joe

[@KajSeVai]

It's a real medical condition is crazy 😂

[@carlamcbride2457]

I didn't know this was until I heard about her viral video moment

[@KingOfQueensCPT]

Why did the people not LOL 😮

[@bjornkinding6998]

Good stand-up! Just add some comedy. You're halfway there.

[@AmyCelento]

Thankfully it's not so easy to buy a gun in NJ. She didn't do her research. 😉

[@FrankBenlin]

Why are there so few comedians on late night shows that are all hosted by comedians?

[@Esty-b8o]

Vendetta vs winds of love. In the end you may loose the greatest of all.

[@justincastillogayray]

I do remember her. Sherri Shepherd interviewed her. How os Boden the Jason Derulo of politics?

[@sevendegrees]

When she says “take a beer can for” I think something very different

[@chrisarcher1146]

Title is accurate

[@kekemola1475]

How?

[@chrisarcher1146]

@@kekemola1475 He’s not the hero we need but the hero we deserve? He’s as spicy as mayonnaise with some onion powder? He’s effective at staving off total disaster but impaired by congress in his ability to make real change? That sounds very much like Jason Derulo’s contributions to pop music

[@kekemola1475]

@@chrisarcher1146 um nah. But to each is own.

[@warriorbard1111]

Being hit with a beer can was a great opportunity for any comedian and she handled it very well. But her routine is disjointed and at times two negative 😅

[@SkullKingofCarpathia]

Would have been funny if the beer he threw was a Bud Light

[@gcvrsa]

New Jersey has some of the most restrictive gun control laws in the United States. If you think you can just walk into a gun store and "buy a gun" in New Jersey, you have no idea what you are talking about.

[@JoeVideoed]

All this time I was wondering why “Joe Biden Is The Jason Derulo Of Politics” & she never even used the line here. Disappointing. So now I still don't why.

[@kekemola1475]

Exactly, this felt like clickbait

[@IngPeace]

Thought that was alanis Morissette from the thumbnail!

[@scottbutler5421]

Please have rer back!

[@actownsend7288]

Considering who he’s running against yeah he DeRulo

[@BlockCylinder]

You might want to reconsider the repeated use of the phrase "take a beer can".

[@jimthesalad]

Yeah it was ok. Some of the jokes don't land perfectly but thats understandable given the setting. Doing colbert must be absolutely nerve-racking. Good luck!