Joe Buck Made A Touchdown Call While Peeing

'Lucky Bastard' author Joe Buck explains a sportscaster's worst nightmare: bladder capacity.
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[@eriin28]

“This is a must-win game for both teams.” -Joe Buck, on game seven

[@starwalk3r]

Sounds like something John Madden would say, lol.

[@jakewingo2719]

Booger McFarland would say “it’s game 7 so who ever wins this game will win the series and the loser goes home, back to you Joe”

[@EldePHX]

🤣🤣

[@stevenhenderson4672]

Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Mitchell. Touchdown.

[@MateusHenrique-of4bc]

Touchdown no flags

[@apogeemoon2]

Down to the 25

[@zdea777]

SO ACCURATE. I’ve been saying this forever thank god someone else caught it

[@kendalmanis2108]

@@MateusHenrique-of4bc 😂😂😀😂😀

[@MateusHenrique-of4bc]

@@kendalmanis2108 take a knee

[@starkk19]

He probably just said, "Touchdown, no flags"

[@snipingskulls3306]

“Annnnnnnnnnddddddddd.....It’s caught, First Down”

[@6z0]

@@snipingskulls3306 Pass issssss, caught!

[@capncrunch4794]

“That is a disgusting act!”

[@joshfrank812]

Randy moss walks on stage😂

[@epicmummies5003]

Randy Moss has left the chat.

[@49ersdog70]

😂😂

[@ryansmith8392]

He called Michael Vick "Michael Dick" during an Eagles game once.

[@mattneiman4175]

Ryan Smith Michael vick was a dick

[@jaidenrivera1652]

Matt Neiman it’s true, I was the dick

[@iknowihaveanincrediblysmal6103]

Ryan Smith nice

[@eclectica1]

He wasn't wrong though.

[@SNQ1]

Touchdown no flags.

[@vernonhuffman3595]

I thought he did all of his calls while he was sleeping. I’m shocked he got up to piss.

[@gfierro24]

Baaaaaaack at the WAAAAALLLLLLLL !!! *peeing against the trash can wall*

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

His Dad, Jack Buck, is a legend and treasure for Saint Louis.

[@fourwomblys6659]

I've never liked Joe Buck but I thought he had a great call during the final out of the 2016 World Series for my Cubs.

[@fuckthechinesevirus9462]

If the Indians won, you would probably hate him

[@hunterneel4181]

You and the other 10 actual cubs fans before they won it

[@EpicChickens1916]

To his credit, he has had some good calls. Also the Diggs TD vs the Eagles was a great call

[@kevinmoy2175]

Zandrew Gaming you mean the saints 💀

[@bluejaysbaseball]

I mean yeah but so did Vasgersian on the international feed

[@NateGull]

mitchell. mitchell. mitchell. down at the 25.

[@TheGoldenBolt]

This is just amazing.

[@jonathanrosanowski9561]

I wanted to know if he said "Ohhhhhhh, that was such a great touchdown..." as he finished his pee.

[@jbdixon4020]

Touchdown, no flags

[@c.j.9072]

I've always liked Joe Buck but he over reacted on The Randy Moss fake moon thing.

[@WaffleMan]

Joe buck is a godly announcer he just needs to be more exiting

[@kailub_waz_here8408]

Waffle Man yea idk why people hate em he’s really good

[@pherm1056]

Waffle Man trippin

[@DaveHotChicken]

Lmao

[@WaffleMan]

@@DaveHotChicken idek at this point

[@JoeyLu]

Anybody can find the clip of his peeing touchdown call?

[@lenmoore9109]

Never thought a trash can could be lucky, LOL.

[@redarrow517]

I'm the only one who likes Joe buck lol

[@carterwatson126]

Red Arrow yes

[@justinianthegreatt]

Red Arrow yes

[@natemarshall410]

Nope. I do too!

[@isaacheldt]

Yes

[@aaronscarpa7469]

He’s got a good voice, but he’s boring

[@abrahimk5018]

I like Joe Buck. He’s really improved over the years

[@savp199524]

AFG Ravens after the surgery 😂

[@NewMessage]

I had to hit the head.. what did I miss?

[@Sylith242]

Steven's expressions are just priceless :D

[@jdub1768]

The way he talks is a lot like Steve Carrel(not the way he sounds obviously)

[@Fuller712]

My theory is that anyone who hates Joe Buck would probably love Gus Johnson.

[@AbhimanyuSingh-xs2lh]

Grier lobs it in the AIR.... OHHHH WHAT A CATCH GARY JENNINGS! TOUCHDOWN WEST VIRGINIA!

[@SFflippinGiant]

People shit on Buck, but he's aight. it's just a trend to hate on him.

[@caleykruse9852]

He's been better since Tim McCarver retired

[@nicholas4727]

He's better as an MLB announcer honestly

[@Way2Clutch39]

He's boring as shit

[@daytona2003]

As you can see (or I guess hear), there is a lack of cheering

[@vinnyd2197]

I expect somebody to find a recording of that touchdown call.

[@keegan1948]

He was acting pretty smug until that daddy comment was thrown at him

[@alf10087]

Anyone with the clip of the Packers game where that happened?

[@wiskywiskeh8921]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4W8Z3erZtOjr7M I believe this would be it

[@MrBigShot110]

The way he describes this I'm imagining him narrating himself. "DOWN TO THE FIVE, HE'S PEEING! TOUCHDOWN, NO FLAGS 🙌🏾"

[@triptisharma1974]

Love the band's music

[@brendancolliander4438]

getting paid millions of dollars ill piss on anything

[@0Architectdude0]

*last name* hits one in the air to *field*, backkkk at the walllll and gone

[@unlimitedpower978]

Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public school I had attended was also trying to get into Burroughs, so I tanked that test. Come fall, I was a seventh-grader at St. Louis Country Day School (known as CODASCO for short), whose famous alums include Vincent Price and John Danforth. And so began a year of sheer living hell. Most of the kids at CODASCO came from monied families, while I was this socially inept middle-class kid who wore the same Sears-bought suit every day. I was an immediate target. One of my classmates was Joe Buck, the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. Joe was kind of a big, fat kid, but he had all the airs of social entitlement. Typical of the kind of stupid crap Buck would pull on me was to ask me if I "knew" my mother or to mock my attire. On more than one occasion, he was one of the ringleaders as five or six kids would decide to simultaneously throttle me. But the final indignity came on a spring afternoon when we had gym class. We all changed into our standard-issue t-shirts and shorts and trotted out to the baseball field. All, that is, except Joe Buck, who bolted out of the locker room about a minute behind the rest. And when gym period was over, and we returned to the locker room, there were my Docksides-knockoff loafers, filled with the acrid stench of urine. Buck denied it, and the gym teacher didn't really give a shiat. I had to wear my gym sneakers the rest of the day, then tearfully explain to my parents what had happened. They decided to press the issue, and it culminated in Joe and his mom and my mother and I all meeting with the headmaster. Joe denied it, I couldn't prove it, and the headmaster made us shake hands. I knew the remaining months were only going to be worse. The group beatings and mockery intensified. I barely passed my way through the seventh grade, and the next year I was back in public school. The torment continued -- hey, I was a real dork -- but at least it was free. Look, kids can do cruel things. Joe was looking to be one of the guys, and I was an easy mark. He couldn't have any idea that my home life was simultaneously crumbling, and that what could have been a respite (time in school, away from home) was instead just compounding my nightmare. I suppose I should forgive the guy. But I can't. I've managed to slog through a pretty respectable career as a writer. Joe, with his family ties and -- even I have to admit -- considerable talent, is the voice of FOX Sports. And every time I watch a marquee sporting event on FOX, I can't help but pause and reflect that, all those many years ago, that prick pissed in my shoes.

[@letstalksports4800]

Unlimited Power I know this has nothing to do with the story which was interesting but we’re your family big Cardinals fans ?

[@LordFartamor]

He has the voice and the genes, and that's all you need

[@posthauski]

Yeah, he has the voice… to put people to sleep

[@SARGENTO007A]

Epic anecdote!

[@captainmorgan8691]

Joe buck looks like the coach that you first see at round table at the team party

[@peanutbutterjellyfish2665]

Watching Colbert since his role as one of the writers and "high status idiot" teacher on strangers with candy. He is such a talented writer and great at just being.

[@patrickhoey1363]

The only reason Joe Buck still has a job is because he's just such a recognizable voice

[@kendalmanis2108]

Best comentary i love This guy

[@albertoxxxx1319]

His voice is iconic.

[@johnyvico]

Joe wants call was your worst All of them lol I love joe

[@markphc99]

Like every veteran sportscaster doesn't have that peeing story.

[@baylinkdashyt]

"We managed to find a clip of this game... Jimmy?"

[@williamseale]

Joe buck sits down to pee

[@user-ww6yj2bk7h]

この人の声好きだなーワールドシリーズでは何度聞いたことか

[@asschleiss]

the first time in television history you could hear the background music when a guest is revealed

[@jonathanriojas2177]

Lol I know It’s nothing secret that topics are talked about beforehand, but you can TOTALLY tell this topic was rehearsed eariler! Lol

[@schrodingerdiscovery]

Mitchell......Mitchell....Mitchell....Down to the 25...

[@loganceiley4731]

BACK AT THE WALL

[@johnbeardmore4020]

Joe Buck: Keeper of the Man Cards

[@millerproductions2597]

Go to 0:33 and pause. And let’s just admire joe buck’s face in this amazing moment 😂

[@nameymcname5686]

This needs to go on Brockmire!

[@luisneris3746]

Wow the audience was so excited.

[@jjsal237]

Fox and cbs talking together NBC: *uh oh* *UH OH*

[@joshthompson4753]

Caught by Tyree. How is that not his worst...aka the helmet catch

[@dsndansegovnetwork4054]

Legendary status

[@Human-pw9yv]

Joe buck gets older every week

[@LikeTheBuffalo]

I'm not a football fan, but this man in an American hero. That is some serious dedication to the game.

[@xaviersantini8176]

This explains the Mitchell call.

[@kevinmalone3302]

*i once won a madden game while peeing*

[@matteowatteo1296]

Joe is a great sports broadcaster. Enjoy his calls.

[@cambacon1981]

Back at the wall...

[@hanj31]

He’s legend for that story

[@Zach-Fetters]

At least Joe Buck has some Integrity he didn't pick the low-hanging fruit just to get people to clap for him and he said he would want to be in the White House even though he knows that Colbert show is definitely the entrance to an echo chamber

[@mikamee14]

Now we have to wear catheters in the booth. Thanks Joe Buck…

[@victoriabonafield3389]

Mitchell... Mitchell.... Mitchell... Mitchell....

[@Paulosucks]

i love stephen colbert

[@cmpsgirl78]

Juan Paulo Torres I love him so much!!

[@eririvirus2004]

It was probably the Mitchell touchdown lol

[@12gvink]

Joe buck wrote the way you take time

[@noahogrady5274]

Damn who knew joe buck actually had emotion

[@akponyboy]

He doesn't shut up i like listening to the noise in between, the silence between the pitch the silence HE RUINED IT

[@zanderkranock]

It’s weird listening to him when he is not commentating

[@tyvillianheartthrob1856]

He's the Ram on The Masked Singer

[@Benjamin5566]

Mitchell.....Mitchell.....Mitchell down at the 20

[@NoGodsUnderStars]

I want to know which touchdown it was.......

[@arcangeloiurato]

Tom Brady walks onto the field, no flags

[@teddygrahams1016]

I can understand the hate before 2013, but since then he has been a great announcer. Examples: Cubs World Series ending and Stefon Diggs touchdown against saints

[@GeoWing2]

well thats just another reason to hate Joe Buck

[@drbonesshow1]

Joe Buck's elongated head gets even longer every time he inserts, then extracts it from his arse. Eerily starting to look like something on the show Ancient Aliens. As a physics professor, I'll wait until "they" land before I offer my opinion.

[@devingraves8044]

Come on sports people...find this clip

[@captainmorgan8691]

Ok guys so now we know, to have a small bladder makes you a great broadcaster

[@92Nick182]

not a fan of joe buck and troy aikmen broadcasts. rather my team play on cbs or nbc. has always been this way.

[@BlackKnight03]

My only experience with Fantasy Sports was the name of a single team, it was called 'Joe Buck's Smugness'.

[@MateusHenrique-of4bc]

Inside the broadcast Booth everybody i'm Joe Buck alongside hall of fame Troy aikman

[@carterwatson126]

Mitchell...Mitchell....Mitchell...Down at the 20

[@jordanharvell2908]

Cris Watson Sports hahaha

[@jypsydog6079]

Love me some BUCK!

[@chaosawaits]

So is that what he was doing on the Mitchell play too?

[@geneticfreak2411]

Sup hair plugs

[@GamekillOG]

What game was this pee situation?

[@johnpat3622]

@6:00 You got the wrong girlfriend, Silly head!

[@tristanmoller9498]

Does Stephen decide who he has when on the show? Or does CBS decide?

[@MateusHenrique-of4bc]

People hate Joe Buck but This guy is good for TV

[@currencypodcast244]

The GOAT for MLB broadcasting

[@1521nash]

MItchell....Mitchell.........Mitchell............Mitchell

[@samwiens2225]

well his calls are “piss poor” am I righttt??

[@nathanjohnston8341]

Woulda been funnier if they didn’t ruin the story in the title

[@mattnygaard7527]

What was the touchdown??? I gotta hear that call wtf lol

[@thomasghrist5410]

insanely unpopular opinion i like joe buck

[@stove2168]

I thought it was shit since that's what spews out of his mouth every time he does a NY Giants game. I mean make it more obvious you hate the G-Men. Yea his dad was a good announcer. Joe Buck is not.

[@BachBeethovenBerg]

Emmy Award winning? Who’d he pay off for that?