Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

[@smvml89]

Bill: There's this video of... Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

[@LilJ3090]

Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

[@WetAdek]

He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

[@UppingDowners]

Jamie the next brainiac

[@timytumper]

Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

[@christopherrivas4403]

Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

[@nodk17]

Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk” Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

[@booradley6673]

😂😂😂

[@MechArmory]

Funniest comment I've seen in some time lol

[@w.dieterich7077]

8:06

[@w.dieterich7077]

8:06

[@dhalsim-1]

If I saw a starving Joe Rogan in the rainforest I'd run away fast

[@tonyvince7]

Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

[@eagleowl3664]

Bill: Tiger Monkey. Joe: Dog Monkey. Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

[@of_the_Word]

it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

[@masdan5422]

That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

[@serviceadvisormaxbyservice916]

he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

[@noahhultgren193]

I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

[@alexsmith2885]

"alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

[@Mr._Nobadi_M._Portent]

Him and Snoop Dogg!

[@robertrob96yount58]

This is an underrated comment 😂

[@ericb8217]

He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

[@beef6958]

"Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

[@chillo5687]

Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

[@jimmikakkei3648]

😆👊🏻

[@oddpotential]

Lmfao

[@NigelHeads]

Came to the comments for this

[@FerrariTeddy]

That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho. From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

[@jamahlrawls3520]

Hahahahaha

[@spicygriffith8419]

To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

[@joesmith3098]

Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

[@stboombasloth9424]

Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

[@johnnyace2287]

"Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

[@JoeCool90]

@@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

[@No_ReGretzky99]

What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

[@alexanderengels3606]

"There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

[@sasha._.4471]

moth 1234 yeah that sounds pleasant 😂

[@TheBri87]

🤣🤣🤣

[@20puskinas1992]

he man what is on your profile picture?

[@thegoldenwhale1335]

Eternal A moth from the lämp meme

[@papakarrbear3767]

“ AHHAHH! GET THE FRYING PAN!!! “

[@lankyboy3344]

Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

[@GothicLeviathan]

That was awesome lol

[@TheTonkGuy]

7:30

[@Daheeat]

Facts 🤣

[@eagleowl3664]

Bill: Tiger Monkey. Joe: Dog Monkey. Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

[@tatesock8692]

Wolf Monkey lol 😆

[@ruthlessrog1]

"See if you can find that, show it to bill." BILL: "NO" 🤣💀

[@rauljohnreypetallo9681]

Bill: "Nature man..." *takes a hit. Joe: "Nature man..."

[@fredspofford]

Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

[@TheJmsJose97]

@@fredspofford lmao fuck off

[@Swiatlocien]

bruh moment

[@jakejohnnn]

“One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths” -Joe Rohan, 2019

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

Rohan?

[@George-gg4pb]

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 yeah, he married an Indian guy

[@jamesgannon5875]

Don't mess with the Rohan.

[@GabrielsGabriels]

@@jamesgannon5875 no its dont mess with the Zohan

[@qqq386]

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 The land of the Horselords

[@benjamies4136]

This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

[@julianmitchell5776]

Wtf are you talking about lol

[@benjamies4136]

@julian mitchell who knows.

[@funkyodauter]

08:16 *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL* "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

[@kaseyrolow]

funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

[@Goldenvibesss]

I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

[@aerialzetro7196]

Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

[@b41ts2late]

funkyodauter 😂😂😂

[@matthewhorizon6050]

@@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

[@Robotshadow]

Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

[@WiskinWaffles]

B R O 😭😂😂

[@josetrujillo7827]

shadowmohd 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀winner

[@omgnoob89]

Holy shit dude that made me laugh

[@heelstadium]

genius lmfao

[@PhyreI3ird]

Or son ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@GroinFaceGroin]

"Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

[@Deviant69]

@Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

[@jtmnavy]

Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

[@19RaxR91]

I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

[@adamaunya69]

@@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

[@TheIcup24]

I was about to comment this 😂

[@heelgill]

8:05 and 8:11

[@christianhallgren1192]

Replace the Yoshi sound with it

[@mooncakehekatonkhires9257]

I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

[@Afineaddition]

His jokes were gold as always

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

[@vanmorgan1867]

“I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

[@goobernater8186]

Hes good in breaking bad too

[@cannonfodder4000]

He was good in Breaking Bad too

[@lekkerlekker5760]

8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

[@tatesock8692]

Me too it was comical

[@kiekz369]

More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

[@synthWizkid]

123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

[@danielblais1839]

Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

[@LVNVSmash]

Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

[@redman122]

As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

[@kiekz369]

@@redman122 lol I did the same

[@StannisHarlock]

7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

[@mariekedavid3899]

Saaame hahahaha

[@ripardofilho3337]

Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

[@Sam-cy7mw]

You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

[@lavans5721]

"Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

[@nathanhopkins4791]

@@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

[@kylecasey7890]

Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

[@FalcaoElTigre]

Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

[@Mcfatsack]

Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

[@kendoncaseycurtis4660]

Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner ( fit right in)

[@P.a.r.a.d.o.x]

@Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

[@keepmeposted]

his wife is a happy lady

[@joebailey8294]

Are you new here?

[@JamesRednok]

Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends... Guys:

[@t_papi]

They dumb like that bro.

[@EllipsisTriangletrap]

@@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

[@t_papi]

@@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

[@bensmith9253]

So funny!

[@franklynnyein127]

no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

[@juliemonarch7364]

I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

[@carter3369]

It’s fake af

[@deanmclover306]

Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

[@b1bbscraz3y]

that should be the new fear factor

[@brucelloyd5420]

b1bbs g0t h4nds ex d

[@ricardocanestraro9278]

@@b1bbscraz3y that'll be the real one!

[@fattony123082]

Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

[@drose6437]

Don't forget the chimp testosterone extract that's mixed with the tobacco

[@slimpick6385]

They look baked Lol

[@thekoolpeshmerga]

LOL

[@luiscampos-ponce949]

Some say... some say

[@MichaelBrown-rg8oi]

There is absolutely weed in it as well...

[@chatsberry5817]

I love when people talk about nature and how nuts it really is. I feel like we kind of forget that we live on a sphere designed to kill us filled with things designed to kill us.

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

And everything is hungry.

[@mr.jameson218]

"Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

[@rogerwilco1777]

Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

[@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches]

@@rogerwilco1777 I'm gonna need some royalties.

[@franklynnyein127]

he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

[@anirudhdwivedi6673]

Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

[@araknidkid]

holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

[@TheTaterTotP80]

They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

[@dexter4016]

@@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

[@biglicker4473]

@@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

[@UppingDowners]

TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

[@gaylordsuitcase9967]

TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

[@robertcowan7610]

Bill Burr is one of, if not the most, truly enjoyable guests that Joe Rogan has on the JRE. He actually really does get along really well with Bill Burr and has natural, flowing conversation with Bill as much as, if not more so than with any other guest. I can't think of many others that he's that way with possibly excluding St. Pierre, Forrest Gallante, Graham Hancock, Joey Diaz of course, perhaps a very few others.

[@METATRON_CUBE]

Bill is a great guy, humble, down to earth and so fucking funny

[@JOSHCFH69]

Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

[@davidpierce9949]

Ol Billy Fat Back lol

[@joshlewis575]

Billy bitch tits is the best

[@mikehancho695]

Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

[@DoctorMantisTob0ggan]

Ol' Billy Cue Ball

[@serenysmusic]

Good ol billy copper crotch

[@JeffCfreeradiorevolution]

Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

[@Mekel01]

Hahaha

[@kevind.shabahang]

motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

[@manuelmateo3392]

Technically correct.

[@RMichaelHimself]

Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

[@omegaweapon116]

If you don't move, they let you live.

[@psychojoe4764]

Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

[@healerforce4165]

"They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

[@arthurm4012]

They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

[@arthurm4012]

@i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The KZbin channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

[@2btqj]

They found the bodies

[@BenQotsa]

@@arthurm4012 I think its that one

[@EllipsisTriangletrap]

@@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

[@jayfaisa6016]

This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

[@diogenesthecynic5037]

7:08

[@bubbakushii]

Lmao his eating impression

[@Hawlem]

Nice freeforms muh boy.

[@KilliK69]

but it was worth it

[@cround217]

Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

[@jamimusmaximus5205]

I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

[@argo1668]

Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

[@ivanvoronov3871]

Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

[@sambo416]

Well he is a comedian

[@dammaguy1286]

That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

[@jeffbettencourt6263]

You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

[@argo1668]

@@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

[@PyroclasticMind]

"Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019. Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

[@jknight9613]

@El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

[@bigchungus2121]

@El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

[@joerotter2873]

I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

[@pappy451]

@@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

[@Nishua]

Lmao

[@Fotosynthesis858]

I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

[@upchuckduck5726]

Bill: everything is lighting fast Joe: except sloths

[@stephenbrady5220]

8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

[@lucifer8903]

8:16

[@eriwilnel]

Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

[@jismjacket]

True story here..... I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious! Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

[@stefan1924]

They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

[@padurarulcriticsicinic4846]

Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

[@frisbe9279]

Not true

[@jismjacket]

@@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

[@hello93617]

@@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

[@christianmoreno3585]

“jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

[@charleswhite3553]

watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

[@A_Byrds_View]

Joe: what happened to those ladies? Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

[@theDavidChannel1]

I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

[@DkKombo]

Do it for the kids they'll love it.

[@soutrikganguly6151]

Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

[@brdolivadar]

Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

[@tarunr5751]

@@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

[@jimpickens4]

@Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

[@woawolf]

@@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

[@georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839]

@@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

[@ozcorsportscards7497]

I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

[@slamuel9797]

“That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

[@seandiesel2467]

@@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

[@slamuel9797]

Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

[@BlueprintsForHeadaches]

Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

[@charleswhite3553]

watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

[@slamuel9797]

Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

[@ThumbsHunter]

If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

[@Deadlines-X]

Ha that's hilarious, yes.

[@lavans5721]

Jogaine

[@ominous-omnipresent-they]

God damn, that was fucking genius.

[@bobnorris9312]

Gro Roagaine

[@averysutton999]

@@ominous-omnipresent-they 6

[@idiotology5568]

That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

[@cam5533]

Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

[@CorbCorbin]

KEA I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

[@taval29]

Joe "gumpgawmp" Rogan 8:10

[@lexlavi]

Taval Dacres haha you beat me to it man

[@TheCrysis45]

These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

[@TheresaWheeler]

“They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@raymorrow1491]

Bill seems so much more grounded and at peace. So much more chill lately. It's awesome to see. Anyone else notice a difference?

[@dcaudill7764]

Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

[@ThePsychicFish]

Girl: I'm a virgin I swear Also girl: 8:05

[@aj6365]

Loool

[@DerricktheWhite]

Damn that works until the end of the video

[@DkKombo]

There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person. But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

[@dakotashanenunley6928]

Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

[@codeinecowboy8607]

Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

[@amberkelly8055]

I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

[@1800-j8x]

He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

[@theswiftphil8789]

actually brown bears in russia have natural predators in the form of siberian tigers which prey upon brown bears of all ages and size to make 8% of their diet in the tiga forest. sun bears are also prey'd upon by bengal tigers in the south of asia. mountain lions may occationally take young black bears. overall bears of large size tiers are only prey'd upon ever by the largest big cat on the planet where they both coexist

[@williamstark9568]

I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

[@countmackula9697]

That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

[@evanscott7652]

Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

[@donovanb9020]

@@countmackula9697 it's a real episode. He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot. One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

[@solaireastora5394]

On KZbin too, literally search Steve erwin

[@thapelomokoena1953]

That's lies kimono climbs trees too

[@kennytee6882]

The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

[@dinkyvision]

Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

[@forgalzz7]

Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

[@shanemcinally7092]

"One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

[@gnarwhal7562]

I love the interactions between these two. They rarely cut each other off, and if they do its usually for a good reason haha

[@malk9421]

I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

[@snr.froggymooopew7781]

Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

[@Dumebi7278]

Joe “It’s one of the rare places on Earth” Rogan.

[@andrew-rn9ui]

Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

[@hrithikrana932]

8:15 My last brain cell at 3AM

[@shadowlurker520]

7:17 is priceless when Bill is interrupted by the video he's describing is being played in his peripheral 😂

[@ElBosquee]

Extracted from bbc.com about the tigers in India: "Attacks are relatively rare, with around 40 to 50 people annually killed by tigers - compared to around 350 people killed each year by elephants."

[@chiggitycheckmate8364]

Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

[@erickidd7667]

truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

[@rovidelarosa]

It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

[@yomumma7803]

@@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

[@adinnaikhwani6255]

@@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

[@keithgriffin1938]

@@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

[@AlanGarciaC.1093]

6:51 is what you're here for. (...or more specifically 7:18)

[@MikeHawk-tj3dz]

You sir are a champion

[@DeAngelo77]

8:16

[@JustD1zz]

Ohhh settle down YOU! I'm here for all of it.

[@thetek9]

That was such an effeminate scream

[@darianwillis8520]

Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

[@martinezjames83]

Goggins made him lol like a motha fucka

[@nebulousisgod]

Watching Bill scream like that can cure depression.

[@MRSLAV]

300,000 in sunderbans? Really Joe, 300,000?

[@HighAltitudeMMA]

300,000 over 200 years... 1500 a day every day for 200 straight years. Lol EDIT: Im dumb.

[@HighAltitudeMMA]

@@felixthecat9460 well dammit. You right. Goddamn Marijuana brain. Lol

[@hashpond420]

It's like 4 people a day, totally doable.

[@poisontacoz6864]

Mr slav is an underrated channel.

[@CedrickOlausson]

No 300.000 in the whole of India.

[@unclerayray7025]

I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

[@docskate4312]

"I don't want this on my harddrive." Bill knows what's good for him. It's a sign of intelligence.

[@drdeathpranks2762]

8:06 when the pizza rolls are to hot 😂😂

[@GollumSs1]

"One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

Ole Billy "I honestly don't wanna watch that." Burr

[@jakedemarsh]

Billy 'like a boss' Burr's New Netflix Special 'Paper Tiger' is Fire!! 🔥

[@jakegraskey]

Gotta be top 5 all-time stand up special

[@jerrilehane7815]

Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

[@warriorprince4890]

8:15...Joe imitating a Komodo dragon eating.

[@geoffreyf7829]

"AAAAAAHHHH, DON'T!" aww poor billy

[@chaosdweller]

🤔

[@sameaster5150]

That was some pure fear

[@julez7323]

Joe impersonating a honey bee is just so good 5:15

[@WiseAilbhean]

7:18 Bill Burr's reaction reminds of his "how you know the N-Word is coming" joke. XD XD XD "HOT POTATO"!!

[@coltonwinkel510]

Two of my favorite bald guys.

[@T-P.]

Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

[@Kam-it1hq]

“ We’re slower than squirrels”😂😂

[@tarynwhitsitt5370]

4:08 I fell out of my chair laughing

[@eagleowl3664]

Bill: Tiger Monkey. Joe: Dog Monkey. Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

[@universal_wisdom3416]

This dude sounded like Patrick drinking milk and said “Jamie find that real quick” 😂☠️

[@MadRandomCollectable]

*"See if you can find that... Show it to Bill."*

[@tru713]

Bill burr the science guy

[@brendanharan4501]

Bills referring to two Dutch women who disappeared in Panama. You can see the pictures that were in their camera found alongside clothes and various bone fragments.

[@callanc3925]

This might make me a bad person but when bill replied to "what happened to them" with "they found their clothes" i lost my shit

[@elmeringles8442]

@sam singh Something along the lines of "if you're great at surviving, you're not good at living" type bullshit. Basically a phrase people use to justify someone else's stupidity.

[@cianmulvey5552]

@sam singh: somebody always has to make it about race

[@callanc3925]

@@cianmulvey5552 idk man apparently only white people come from first world countries.

[@devilmanscott]

@@callanc3925 Per-capita yeah, most Europeans come from either rich or average countries, while most others come from poor countries, hence Europeans unless trained for it, have little survival skills.

[@Only2GendersCommonSense]

One of the funniest thumbnails I've ever seen 😂😂😂

[@Zman44444]

2:41 “Well they swim, don’t they?” “Yeah, they swim occasionally.” Lol. Didn’t know Joe knew so much about the bathing routines of tigers!

[@jamesjames6920]

Nobody: Joe: I can imitate a Komodo Dragon and sound more like a Komodo Dragon then a Komodo Dragon