Joe Rogan Experience

[@albertcamus6214]

The 4 hour comedy central roast of bert kreischer

[@simoncaissie8404]

William Tecumseh Sherman at a point I felt a little uncomfortable.

[@blindvisionable]

It was funny the first 50 times they made fun of Bert now they need to shut the fuck up and let the man talk. Theyre not even making sense some times and sound lame. A roast is funny, this is "lets pick out every single flaw Bert has and tease him about it 4 hour special"

[@yungchill69]

Michael Fraser Bolen look how triggered you are lmao

[@mattr7118]

Michael Fraser Bolen That's what good friends do dude. Me and my friends constantly shit on each other. Sometimes to humble yourself, your peers need to take you down a notch. Bert can handle himself. He's a big boy.

[@blindvisionable]

John Doe I totally agree. All 8 years of me in the military was nothing but making fun and teasing eachother. If I don't tease you, you're most likely not a close friend. However, if I'm with a group of 5, 4 of us don't ban together and single out one in the group and shit on em for hours. Especially if that person isn't also making fun of us back. It just seems childish and annoying to me how Ari talk over everything just to make fun of Bert.

[@emilioriofrio7858]

Joe "Well no because.. *Brings mic closer* Every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change I was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into taking 6 years because your pineal gland- Jaime could you get that article up? Yeah but it's because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster... Here we go *Looks over at screen* Look at that... Yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? Jesus those things will tear you to shreds" Rogan.

[@fareedjreisat]

Marine Force ROFL

[@narcissistskryptonite5734]

W

[@philipmacfarland7860]

Marine Force is there a way to save KZbin comments? I'm screenshotting this because this is so accurate it made me turn off the video and reconsider my life.

[@stevenmartimucci1800]

4chan repost

[@Spectator182]

Joe "theres a big possibility that in the whole universe theres a billion blackholes where when you enter that blackhole you'll be in another universe where in that universe theres another billions of hundreds of blackholes and when you enter that blackhole theres a NEW universe where theres BILLIONS AND HUNDREDS OF BLACKHOLES where when you enter one of those black hole theres a WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE WHERE there is billion of Blackholes" Rogan

[@baileynabe3771]

bert: "my self esteem is gonna be at an all time low" tom: "I've hated the last minutes you've been alive and talking."

[@crazymono13]

Who wouldnt

[@kylewinterroth4270]

Gays

[@swagzilla3000]

Tom: lawful good Bert: chaotic good Joe: lawful neutral Ari: chaotic evil

[@EGoltz]

Swagzilla-victim mentality

[@macaronicheese8721]

@@EGoltz what ..

[@EGoltz]

@Phil Ill death penises

[@PHCNobody]

so true

[@simianfinance7313]

Ari is more neutral but whatever

[@paxtongray3462]

Joe to Bert in 2017: "Let's pretend for some reason you're home for a month and you're not traveling at all." 2020: y e s

[@Delta2Oscar]

And Bert finished a marathon, without training/"easy"

[@uriah9638]

2020: 100%

[@luisserrano9189]

Crazy shit

[@rufus13tapostle74]

When tom mentioned trump and the 2020 election I thought ha the election is the smallest story of 2020 u fool

[@LarryDLaneYT]

I thought the same thing lol.

[@shapoopy2964]

I wish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diaz

[@majorellebird9057]

Kyle H so real lol

[@cheysam123]

wish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diazwish my girl talked about me the way Joe talks about coco diaz

[@jessieportilo7595]

Ari is the type to get voted off big brother first.

[@PizzaRatJC]

He'd piss in everyone's bottle

[@CocoaThunda]

Nah he's the type to win HOH every challenge.

[@frederikduplessis4126]

Either win or voted first I love to hate him and share his passion for pissing in bottles.

[@andrewp5732]

I’ve never even seen a full episode but somehow I know exactly what you’re talking about

[@calska140]

not if i was in the house. I'd campaign to keep him because he hurts everyone else's fee fees

[@ekimusman2]

they need to do this again with joey diaz and have it be six hours long so i can have an entire work day of this.

[@iem7252]

you work 6 hours only?

[@ChaseAcheck408]

that way the employers dont have to give you a lunch

[@anthonysummers9540]

Matt Roberts I don’t get a lunch regardless lmao

[@singhatar0912]

Alex Briggs he’s probably salaried

[@singhatar0912]

Alex Briggs not everyone works at McDonald’s like you lil pimpin

[@Ovendodger]

Jamie pull up that video of the bear eating a baby

[@blindvisionable]

"pull that shit up young Jamie"

[@brawinirndon]

I had real anxiety for Bert in this podcast haha Jesus Christ

[@alfonsogomez7461]

Ari looks like a 5 year old who just woke up from a nap

[@Kevin-ne5yq]

That's damn funny

[@thespartanbread]

lol

[@cosmicfreeway]

@goon snuke Definitely not normal

[@MasonVGates]

bro lmno

[@tunes90s20]

Thanks blokes..... I used to think Ari was hot AF, now I can't unsee that

[@SupremeKa1]

I love how I'm watching this 3 years later on October when they're talking about soner october

[@jeremyarmstrong7857]

Me too

[@MugiwaraElvin]

Me 2 😂

[@Roseyfinchartworks]

Joe: let’s say your stuck at home for a month, no shows, are you drinking? Bert: no I’m not drinking Oh sweety that’s the only thing left to do now

[@campbellwilson2414]

I love hearing them talk about how they thought 2020 would shape up..

[@Dubbele.R]

Same

[@bluchinchilla]

I took my shirt off to watch this

[@3232jrob]

I took my pants off to watch this

[@kevinVersus]

Jon Morris my took pants off I shirt

[@caseyk4294]

J Rob i wasn't wearing either to begin with. Checkmate. Seriously though this is the first time I'm seeing Bert. He might be my spirit animal.

[@Chlaffy]

Jon Morris I

[@LuckyIrish]

dude, watch the old ones. So funny.

[@DarrenVanDam]

20:42 Listen to 4 grown men groan an exhale in unison after watching a long board wipe out. It's a unique sound.

[@EJ08CPO]

Flick Connection fuck Joey Diaz. And fuck u too I guess I dunno man. Sorry

[@mattmanchester22]

Lmao it sounds like a bunch of homeless finishing on someone.

[@johna2967]

Flick Connection 😂😂

[@Harvinator24]

Time mark. Today's is the longest ever.

[@timzahler710]

+EJ08CPO fuck Joey Diaz fr

[@bobwilkinsonguitar6142]

They're all shitting on Bert for drinking, when his behavior is alright, and Ari's over here sober pissing in bottles on a live broadcast

[@rufustherat1794]

Bob Wilkinson the difference is ari knows what he is

[@OfficialPaulBot]

Bob Wilkinson a peeing in bottle addiction hasn't ever killed anyone

[@femka]

So ari pissing in a bottle is not great. I tink he probably thinks its funny to do for reactions. The reason they care about bert (possibly) over drinking is cause they care about him and don't want him to die .... but yeah i guess they are the same.

[@OfficialPaulBot]

Femka Ari is probably just lazy. In regards to not wanting to go to the bathroom. I knew guys like that, just found it easier lol

[@Idontwannahandl]

TBH ari is just a douchebag in every sense of the term. I generally avoid podcasts with him, but this one had too many positives to skip...

[@ofpbluefalcon]

It's nice listening to this after knowing he did run that marathon.

[@sethromusic]

OFPBlueFalcon did he? Haha

[@cheyennejohnson7107]

In 11 hrs

[@bluenova6891]

Yo what ep did they talk about it????

[@Clark-86]

@@cheyennejohnson7107 5hrs 33min actually.

[@Clark-86]

@@bluenova6891 ep 1036

[@MrTwbrien]

They need to make fun of Ari more. When Ari is uncomfortable or the center of attention he behaves. When he sees someone else targeted he gets all weirdly loud and tries to pile on. Just every ten minutes or so insult him for being a weird vagabond and you're good.

[@timcallahan5642]

Agree wholeheartedly

[@ffnovice7]

He's a bully by nature but is funny enough when he bursts into histrionics

[@fargoth7]

He honestly reminds me of myself as the person who nobody makes fun of. It's a circumcised aura

[@blindvisionable]

It was funny the first 50 times they made fun of Bert now they need to shut the fuck up and let the man talk. Theyre not even making sense some times and sound lame. A roast is funny, this is "lets pick out every single flaw Bert has and tease him about it 4 hour special"

[@blindvisionable]

Ari needs to shut the fuck up. He sounds and acts like a high schooler following the other kids when theyre teasing someone.

[@TheVendettaFilms]

Can we get Jamie on a podcast

[@7evensabre]

needs to happen

[@SpregioCheeks]

Jamie, Lee Syatt, and Diaz. The Church Experience

[@straight_outta_jail]

#notevilmetoo

[@AZCaveMan480]

He is in a JRE with Tony Hinchcliffe in a Hotel where he is on camera

[@sofakingkong4202]

but then who's gonna Pull That Up when Joe thinks of a video or image to google?

[@zachlaprade]

"its not an intervention".....its a liiiiittle bit of an intervention haha

[@PolochAngriff]

“Let’s pretend for some strange reason you are home for a month.” Welp...

[@paulinevereker2426]

Tom is the only one that isn't being a dick about Bert's drinking ... seems genuinely concerned. A nice guy.

[@EGoltz]

@Hey Now well he's genuinely a fat fuckin fuck.

[@kotia06]

Burnt is the fattest man alive. There is no cure for Christlers family long string jeans. #whybertisfat

[@JohanErikssonSWE]

Mrs P seem to be a wonderful woman with a warm and caring heart, i think she saw what you saw, he´s like a coalabear with PTSD.

[@AcidGlow]

*I listen to these podcasts while working at my desk. Great way to pass the time. ✅😁*

[@matthewjakub9419]

AcidGlow Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂

[@djmilehigh7472]

Same here!

[@B.A_nana]

Omg I use to get high and watch your vids all the time

[@mrebola9078]

I listen while I'm at work in the warehouse or at the gym! Love it

[@cmarch6519]

Slinging board laughing my ass off. Makes the day go by quick.

[@IchorX]

Do a podcast with Jamie.

[@richardemmel1326]

He definitely should!

[@jamieb3759]

Im too busy

[@papanoted4328]

@@jamieb3759 lol

[@jakegraham1]

Lannister?

[@tristanb.3582]

For real, do a podcast with Jamie

[@TMDubb]

39:30 intervention officially begins 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Why does this not have more likes!? 😂💀

[@jopo7996]

Who knew Ari had such a great body? His upper body is literally perfect, in a 70 year old creepy guy staring at you from across a sauna, with his towel open and winking, kind of way.

[@AlpaccaOrIllSmackYa]

kinda got a cyclist body

[@jopo7996]

alpaca or i'll smack ya a bi-cyclist.

[@101thecallahan]

Jo Po #researchFlatEarth

[@gratuitous1]

Ari be a Jew

[@bziti1788]

what the fuck... nigga you a werido

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

Ari "looks like hes worn prescription glasses since birth & he just now took them off for the first time ever" shaffir

[@liambell1995]

Csquared Hahahaha this one!

[@kimfuruwal9285]

Csquared Hahahahaha best comment !!!

[@TechMetalRules]

Csquared HAHAHAHA! Perfection.

[@Cyborg1011]

Nailed it

[@chrisakers4748]

Fucking hilarious

[@justinunion7586]

Young Jamie killin it w the camera work

[@iliketosaybruh6605]

Justin Union its automatic

[@Putrid506]

@@iliketosaybruh6605 is it?

[@iliketosaybruh6605]

pleb allen Im like 75 percent sure. Unless jamie is a robot sitting there for 4 hours switching the camera in exact intervals.

[@GoombaGunk]

It's manual dude, when Jamie walks around the room the camera doesn't change

[@brandonyankees1]

@@iliketosaybruh6605 technology is fucking incredible if that is automatic

[@jonloc8535]

Watching this with my shirt off

[@singhatar0912]

You’re a douchebag just like Bert

[@davidec.4021]

THE MACHIIIINE

[@gabrielcalle4436]

Lmao same

[@scottp9835]

You and me both my fellow joe Rogan cult member

[@AidanKeen98]

The birth of sober October

[@autismunleashed1628]

Therealswimguy octobert*

[@TribeOfCooks]

1:04:00

[@seanpetersen8044]

She is born!

[@musicgaines7170]

@@TribeOfCooks no 1:56:00

[@musicgaines7170]

I mean 1:46:00

[@fitzy3000]

Tom: “what’s your travel schedule-“ Joe (in tattletale voice): “Ari’s peeing”

[@brothermichael8338]

Bert: I'm in good shape. Ari: the shape that you are is BAD

[@electricturtle3326]

This is like a 4 hour long aggressive intervention/roast

[@kennethadams2146]

Plate going around? Hehehelol. Yoowzers !!!!!

[@theinterdimensionalchildmo9586]

Ari Shaffir looks like a Mike judge drawing

[@RR-1977]

Man that ol dang ol Ari man ol dang ol

[@Q.theProducer]

Lol nice

[@f.g.h604]

The same laugh as Butthead

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

He looks like a Jewish Dale gribble

[@teeple1877]

Not as much as Theo von does

[@boxerdog5979]

"I don't like Dragons." Tom Segura. I spit out my drink laughing at that!

[@tototyxxx]

Boxer Dog tommy buns is the best

[@ingehaughommadsen6495]

Joe "nobody laughed so I turned to Jamie for reassurance" Rogan

[@twintalk2943]

i am fucking DYING right now after reading this lol

[@twintalk2943]

look at this guy over here...doesnt get the simple joke...lolgood luck in life bro

[@poopdoop22]

3:00:36

[@randy2152]

Ian Westart I think he gets the joke it's just fucking STUPID that people come in Joes podcast and talk shit about him. Get a life

[@theadvertisingtoday-anrnac7851]

Adam Hupp people come in Joe's podcast huh? Sounds gross. Nothing like calling people stupid while making 1st grade grammar mistakes

[@michaelduckett7304]

Joe “ Imagine for some strange reason you’re at home for a month.” Rogan 😂😂

[@PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat]

He jinxed everyone

[@craigmongiovi516]

watching this for a second time makes me sympathize for Bert man. this is me at work everyone makes fun of me. and the fact he proved all of them wrong. with the Sober Octobert and the marathon he finished.

[@themaverickswon]

is there a podcast they have after they do the maerathon?

[@Jakethegr86]

@@themaverickswon 1036

[@deniskalev5805]

He was still last with all his shit talk, like it or not Bert is waaaaay to cocky for someone who is clearly horribly out of shape. Running one marathon doesn't really change that, as someone who's put in the work to get and stay lean and strong I can see why Joe especially gets annoyed with Bert's over confidence

[@Addiroy44]

Denis Kalev this was for last year’s October, not this year’s so none of that even applies

[@macaronicheese8721]

@LivingTheFate wOoW

[@fieldstripped]

"But you're in good shape for someone in terrible shape" lmao

[@rankinh71]

TOM IS ALL ABOUT THIS BET. THE ENTIRE TIME HE KEPT BRINGING IT UP. LOL

[@toastedjoe1013]

Tommy "I Don't Like Dragons" Segura

[@ernestolopez5501]

Tom can be competitive af sometimes. He used to play college football

[@1manorgy]

"You're in good shape for someone who's in terrible shape" is probably one of my all-time favorite quotes.

[@jasparcarrington118]

Ari looks like he died 2 yrs ago

[@rjw4149]

Fresh out of camp

[@mitchcase3830]

Just spit my coffee out reading this goddamn it

[@yaboycapone1996]

But then bill burr told him bout lotion

[@tuggspeedman1359]

Yeah with his shirt off for sure

[@ryanfitzpatrick5004]

Ymean he's not dead?

[@utuberzanz]

who else was waiting for the live stream to end so you can watch it from the beginning? lmfao

[@Brandonian3030]

SOBER FOR OCTOBER ........BENDER IN NOVEMBER. 🎗🎗 #Deathsquad

[@caitlinking3655]

Brandonian3030 thats clever :))

[@pwn3d542]

Brandonian3030 - BENDER IN SEPTEMBER???? ONNIT

[@debbage420]

Hahahahahaha yes

[@autismunleashed1628]

When Bert starts picking up on the intervention vibes

[@zakrivera8977]

they've honestly probably done that off podcast

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

Holy shit Ari looks like he just escaped Auschwitz with Bert as a german defector.

[@matthewanderson5205]

We should all take a moment and appreciate jamie and his angle switching skills

[@mrod4864]

I think Tom S. is by far the funniest stand up comedian in that room and also in general.

[@j.1442]

wow please send me a good link of tom i hate him i love bert so much more

[@kafkanesama9109]

@Cancel Ok when bert does his high pitch laugh i die inside

[@BulkBrogan.]

Bert has some amaaaazing bits though😂

[@herbythechef7624]

J. If you think bert is funnier than tom you need to do a little more listening.... tom is miles ahead of bert and i like both of them

[@leviguise6411]

Tom has best material, Bert is a more funny/charismatic comedian, Ari is most relatable. Imo

[@amistry605]

19:45 "Jumped off, blew out a flip flop" Everyone: "WTF a flip flop!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dud3itsj3ff]

Poor Burt..... I know all these guys are buddy's but damn lol

[@MrDugiwe]

Joe 'run on the balls of your feet' Rogan

[@tototyxxx]

Hahaha

[@chris_89_24]

It's good for calf growth but definitely not the most efficient way to run. The more I hear Rogan talk about fitness, the more it is obvious he doesn't know much about the topic.

[@ffnovice7]

Sterling "Do You Not?" Archer

[@assjackbahrain]

EZ2CYU812 what's the most efficient way to run ?

[@chris_89_24]

www.verywell.com/tips-for-proper-running-form-4020227 "Don't be a toe runner or a heel-striker. If you land on your toes, your calves will get tight or fatigue quickly and you may develop shin pain. Landing on your heels means you have overstrided and you're braking, which wastes energy and may cause injury. Try to land on the middle of your foot, and then roll through to the front of your toes."

[@tyrionlannister4805]

Hey did Joe mention that the responsibilities of being the president is too much for one guy In this episode? Just checking.

[@masoncampbell3314]

ArielHelwani for real lol he says that shit every episode

[@azeton128]

Was it mentioned that the brain is not fully developed until age 25? The frontal cortex? Just to make sure.

[@ArcadianGenesis]

ArielHelwani Repeating true things is good. Everyone who watches this podcast has learned something. The fact that you can't unlearn them after so many repetitions is proof of this.

[@mkram23]

ArcadianGenesis verrryyy true

[@StephenHowson]

He might do. But he might also mention that being a cop is an impossible job... 🤔😂

[@IceKoldKilla]

Apple has been studying this podcast to make Jamie the new Siri.

[@guyfromostrava]

Joe got pretty triggered about the good shape debate

[@Lando94]

If my daughter brought home Ari, he would disappear on a fishing trip.

[@viiking88norseman48]

Alty lmao,( hey ari drop that anchor over whoops!) Dude sank faster than the anchor.

[@papatruzpetruzzi9417]

Alty is that Cali cool lame bitch would never go fishing

[@shmooglecommentanalysisalg3232]

Your daughter would beg for that rich Jew smegma, and Call Ari her new daddy

[@alexavery8251]

Good thing your daughter is a soft 4

[@Kainotto74]

you know Joe would be wheel kicking a regular dude if he was pissing in the same fashion. Anyone else notice how Bert always plugs a certain company when he's on the show? Says their name like five times almost consecutively? Also..... ....lol

[@aaronremaly6851]

Ari "I went to Asia for 4 months to get out of a bet" Shaffir

[@scottwood5957]

Wow. You may be right sir

[@JamesDel]

Aaron Remaly 100%

[@ffnovice7]

Aaron Remaly Around jews Never assume

[@6pillarsmarketing630]

I thought they were gonna roast him for that when they brought up the last bet, but they didn't say shit!

[@peralesdavid]

REAL BIG DADDY who would lose the most weight out of Bert and Tom and if they could get there BMI under "overweight"

[@Name-fy9ky]

Bert watched the entire Game of Thrones series without having seen the first episode.

[@z.s4371]

We need Gavin McInnis, Alex jones, And Bill burr in the same room

[@chriscleff7821]

Z.S 😂 that would just be chaos!

[@AnnonaQuinn420]

holy shit this is one Joey Diaz away from being the perfect podcast

[@Neauxluh]

THlCK no

[@Lando94]

Cocos podcasting gets annoying after awhile, it's should've been just joe, Bert and tom

[@kenobueno2085]

Joey's cool when he's being in the moment and present but the second he turns into Joey" then I lit her wig on fire in a cemetery while I had an ak47 back in 1987" Diaz with his bullshit stories im over it

[@aarn700]

Keno Bueno how over it are you because you've posted quite a bit about how meh joey is. If you don't like him then stop bringing it up

[@adams1458]

burnt out on the big man, he's boring after a while LOL

[@battdamon4517]

Bert is a great sport!

[@rebelwilly2319]

I'm from the future. Bert ran a marathon 😂

[@jeremytrotter3375]

Yes he did how about that joe arie and tom

[@amybrennan42]

And then he volunteered to plan a 5k 😆

[@MehOMy]

JRE Podcast #1007: Shirts vs. Skins

[@timcallahan5642]

Debbie Stonum underrated comment

[@benjayful]

This podcast really should have been called "Bert Kreischers intervention plus a contest!"

[@blakegreco6809]

The title is wrong. This is a four hour roast of Bert Kreischer

[@mikel4526]

Bert: 285 Tom: 225 Joe: Midget Ari: Jew

[@glennlandry9672]

Red

[@MrEtown87]

Jamie, get videos up on screen for the viewers when you do for the guests! we barely catch the end :(

[@masoncampbell3314]

MrEtown87 Yeah! I always have to leave the video to look up what they're talking about

[@Axerty]

did they not hear about "matter of law"? You can put anything in your video and react to that shit.

[@mkram23]

KZbin are a bunch of cunts, rogan needs to create his own platform to be able to do what he wants

[@nathankuhn9769]

Dude, consider how involved it already is to have to figure out which camera to use and how to balance the audio levels, all while trying to help Joe look shit up when he needs it. #PowerfulJamie

[@spectralgravity2795]

Nathan Kuhn are you guys new? They're not allowed to use full video clips like they used to because of youtubes copyright laws

[@GL00MYALPACA]

I love that they call Jamie “young Jamie” even tho he’s in his 30s

[@shinigamitkd]

CoreyLeithTV But they're all in thier 40s and 50s. He's considered "Young Jamie" because he's also connected with what's "hip". Which is why he's operating the computer lol

[@dannywylde9817]

@@shinigamitkd lol Tom is only 4 years older than Jamie

[@russianmadness4]

?

[@diebeatz]

One of my boss calls me "young man". So every day it's always a "what's up young man" lol

[@johnathanphillips9945]

Youth is based on perspective.

[@steventargus1879]

A 4-hour nightmare for recovering alcoholics everywhere.

[@OmegaRedFan]

steven targus Indeed!

[@anosnd]

I'm a recovering alcoholic and i think this is hilarious. :D

[@EMurph42]

Recovering addict and this is a little painful, but the follow-up podcast with Bert alone is just beautiful !!

[@chrisscoggins3151]

This is ONE of my favorite JREs, I love the realness

[@THTCyrus]

"You're the 2 and a half men of human shape" - Ari hahahahahahahahaha

[@notstretch]

Everyone in this episode gave up on hair

[@theotherLewbowski]

Austin Oconnor blame ur mother. Male pattern baldness is passed thru the female genes

[@theotherLewbowski]

Austin Oconnor 😂 😂 😂

[@lamolambda8349]

@Austin Slater I'm starting to see it thinning at the front looks like dollhair the way there's so muvh space between hairs don't remember it looking like that in the past you think I'm starting to lose my hair?

[@johnwarren4688]

This would be perfect if Uncle Joey was there.

[@boofert.washington2499]

Hell ya! It's not like we haven't heard the same fucking fabricated stories enough yet!

[@oiitzME1266]

Wes J. Thats why we love him!

[@johnmarstonlives]

John Warren he would take it over n no one would be able to talk

[@floatinggoose9197]

John Warren It would be to much methinks

[@xmikex902x]

Stomedy's It's already bad enough with Bert constantly trying to add a story about himself during every conversation. The guy needs to be the center of attention.

[@mmmmmmichael]

Ooh, sober october lore 💜💜💜

[@Skywalker-zu7od]

#1006 to #1007 was like an intellectual cliff dive

[@bucherwurmshorbucher9455]

If Bert has to stop drinking, Joe and Ari have to stop smoking weed for a month!

[@OmegaRedFan]

Bücherwurm's Hörbücher you're grounded mister.

[@shanelarsen695]

weed is FAR less harmful than alcohol. We are taking about alcoholism which is very damaging to the body. Apples to oranges really.

[@shanelarsen695]

you wouldn't know you don't know Joe so just kindly exit thanks!

[@lancegamble2849]

Ever see how dirty a bong gets and how quickly? I've always wondered what it does to your lungs. I agree that alcohol worse then weed but when presented in that way makes it sound good for you😉

[@shanelarsen695]

Oh there is tar but also keep in mind its not the same type of tar as say smoking. And thats kind of the point of a bong is that its catching the majority of the tar thats why its in the bong lol

[@stevenfjaxsen8464]

Poor Bert! I feel bad for that guy.

[@bobby19xx31]

Joe: coughs "excuse me" Ari: bless you

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Joe "You have casts on your feet" Rogan

[@gregwoodward]

Joe "Well what's really fascinating about that" Rogan

[@bangabruhh8291]

Greg Woodward joe "they're fucking dinosaurs" Rogan.

[@kenobueno2085]

Lmaooo Joe "actually from the recent studies I've read " Rogan

[@devyn4222]

Joe "11 hydroxy metabolite" Rogan

[@taoforte8988]

Joe "Max Holloway would fuck the shit out of Paulie Maligangi's ass"Rogan

[@sterlingarcher967]

CoolCalmDev joe " float tank" rogan

[@georgedaly9919]

This is basically them just asking bert questions and when he tries to answer they interrupt and make fun of him and ari goes to far multiple times

[@EGoltz]

Ari didn't go far enough. Bert is a fat disgusting unfunny opertunist. Nobody considers a guy that takes his shirt off and tells the same lie over and over a comic.

[@AlexRasengan1337]

@@EGoltz Dude I don't even find Bert funny but Ari is by far the least funny "comedian" in that group of people

[@unknowntrademark9992]

@@EGoltz also btw, a comic can lie about any story they want. Theyre sole job is the make you laugh. Doesnt have to be true or not. Dont talk comedy if you dont even know about it. Most comedians stories are fake.

[@SussBus]

@@EGoltz Holy shit, did Bert stand you up on a date, or just not call you back? You sounds salty af! Go listen to some more GEazy and cry yourself to sleep hunny

[@Christos2130]

E. Goltz lol what a fucking loser getting mad that they think every comedian tells only true stories

[@tyranitanth6956]

We all need friends like this, to be loved and mocked equally

[@Glizzy_Glenny303]

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. -Joe Rogan

[@OliVer-nc1tm]

Leonard Duran when did he say that lol

[@Glizzy_Glenny303]

Oli Ver He didnt say it on this podcast. He leaves it on a tag that comes with his merchandise.

[@Glizzy_Glenny303]

André Ok.. Well I can give a fuck what the "Jews" say. They got their way of thinking and I got mine.

[@vinevienevo]

Bert is hysterical

[@jet416]

Ari "I'd rather pee in a cup because well.. anything to stand out and be different.." Shaffir

[@ryanmclaughlin587]

jet416 nah dude he pisses in a cup in his living room at home rather than go to the bathroom.

[@darxcide7375]

Alex The chef dunno joe is pretty freaked out. Everyone complains at it smells of piss.

[@darxcide7375]

1:08:00 and he spills piss on the floor

[@pigriser]

Still thinks he's in Asia.

[@blacktoothfox677]

I've got a video of a drunk bird doing that in a club. Lowbrow stuff.

[@user-Chris89]

Bert was really under fire. Battle against 3 for hours is really hard work. He should earn double

[@jopo7996]

If Bert can complete SoberforOctober, I want to buy the t-shirt, when he drinks his face off after that. #CantRememberNovember

[@zerocool4835]

Jo Po fuck a shirt, I want to have a shot with him, I love Joe he's smart and funny and does his research but this podcast is like nothing but hating on his friend

[@elnesto408]

SoberOctobert! Gimme the T-shirt.

[@ConLLee]

"youre not allowed a low bar when youre talking about reality" lmao

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

47:18 :3 Incase anyone wanted to know hahah

[@jakefreas4794]

Alcohol withdrawal can actually kill you, be careful Bert

[@tylerlizotte]

Jake Freas noo..no..no..

[@PostalPatriot556]

Tyler Lizotte are you saying it can't? Cause It absolutely can kill you...

[@tylerlizotte]

Postal Patriot556 Im a recovering alcoholic. I know lol. I just like to troll the internet cause im a coont.

[@madammadhattersinnerella9197]

Jake Freas absolutely. I was saying that as i listened to them. He'll need to be supervised one way or another. Counseling or just having a few close friends watch him 24hr's for a week or two. He's willingly giving himself cirrhosis of the liver (an incredibly painful slow early death) over his loving family. He won't be able to see his grandchildren be born. I really like Bert but what he's doing to himself is incredibly selfish.

[@tylerlizotte]

Madam Mad Hatter Sinnerella lmao well that was extreme

[@phoenixalexanderpendragon8032]

can we switch out Ari for Bill Bur asking for a friend

[@bakerXderek]

Your motorcycle talk though lol

[@XXXB1EAKXXX]

bakerXderek i was literally thinking about you while they were talking about riding bikes

[@hotpocket8624]

E X O T I C WHITE CHOCOLATE I was thinking about you

[@XXXB1EAKXXX]

Hot Pocket mmm why baby

[@grahams5608]

Yo! Baker!!! Good to see u here best friend!!

[@Nalopotato]

Yea that shit was funny. It's funny how riding 80-90 mph on the interstate is so casual to people that ride regularly, but insane to them

[@bianco2012]

they came at Bert too hard, he parties but he still good to his family/a successful comedian/all round champ bro

[@herfjones3]

Re watching this again after watching the pre sober October 3 and it’s so cool to see how naturally sober October started.

[@BIGGELATO]

Bert is 3 wheeling and Ari trying to fit in the convos between Tom and Joe lol 😂😂😂

[@scruffybasterd2209]

Bert, your drinking has affected me in the following ways: You're fat.

[@OmegaRedFan]

Scruffy Basterd This music is slow and fat!

[@jedivers]

pigriser I hope Rogan and others manage to wake us up eventually.... 👌

[@pigriser]

As do I son. Iwan? That welsh? How are the sheep these days?

[@jedivers]

pigriser 'tis! Aw smooth! 😂 you should do stand up....

[@pigriser]

Fuck it, if these cunts can do it so can I taffy

[@xLilPuddinTater]

41:17 When Mario lands on lava/touches fire

[@ThrowawayYT1211]

xLilPuddinTater holy shit your right. Glad I scrolled down to read

[@ThatDudeBozer]

xLilPuddinTater W

[@EusaviousPrime]

Bruhhhhh that's hilarious

[@oyroiivy]

What a grab 😂😂

[@rayray2096]

lmfao!

[@ReignOfZero]

I learned from these comments that there's a lot of bitches out there that dislike Ari, Joe & Bert. Everyone likes Tom.

[@bumpnuglies]

benjamin dover They are all real dudes but Ari is a real asshole as well.

[@clydez1234]

he reminds me of zach galifanakis

[@DeenWimbrow]

This is a great interview because the confidence in all of them is through the roof.

[@ZacksMetalRiffs]

Ari was straight savage this ep lol "the shape of you is BAD"

[@4raxx20]

Joe "a coyote jacked my chicken" Rogan

[@BulkBrogan.]

Joe "have you seen this guy? He's JaAaaaAaAaaAaaAAaAaAaaaAaAAaAAAaaccked" Rogan

[@JDJD-mw9rr]

Seagulls merk pigeons

[@ianventura8655]

Bert's long speech about Game of Thrones 2:12:55

[@powerglydeKlyde1120]

nothing makes me miss having friends harder. you guys are blessed.