Joe Rogan Experience

[@thomasking4791]

Theo said at least 10 things worthy of any comedy special right off the cuff. The dude is just SO FUNNY.

[@johnnie543]

Thomas King He's funnier on his podcast "This Past Weekend". He's a hundred episodes deep for a reason bruh

[@thomasking4791]

Thanks man. Was listening to it right how actually.

[@schism6976]

How the hell did I miss this dude. Funny as hell!! So good

[@connorclark4630]

Was just thinking this

[@chutzpahboo]

32:20 exchange. I choke every time

[@anthonycirino37]

"I dont trust anyone in shorts, especially at church"

[@allemander]

Anthony Cirino I’d be more concerned with why he would trust anyone at church, to begin with. Or why he’d be at, church at all!

[@joew.3354]

@@allemander Maybe he likes the spiritual assistance?

[@allemander]

Joe W. Translation: Infantile fantasies. Those clergy are unqualified to assist anyone with their own individual spirituality. They are uniquely skilled, however, at assisting you in becoming mentally enslaved, encouraging you to NOT be a critical thinker and to manipulate you into surrendering all your self-worth to a celestial dictatorship for eternity. Who TF could ever want such poison?!

[@daryld1325]

riiight cause thats what you get at church lol

[@allemander]

Daryl D I’m glad you agree!

[@andrewhernandez1275]

Rogan "what grade is age 11?" Theo Von "depends how smart you are really." 😂

[@Jrdcdcc]

what time?

[@RabidNewts]

Jrdcdcc 26:39

[@joseespinoza4518]

True. When I was 11 there was a 9 year old in my class

[@kojoe6984]

MediocreAtBest-0 Gameplay when i was 11 there was a kid named tyron that was 13

[@joseespinoza4518]

@@kojoe6984 Learning disability?

[@perkuskamui]

Theo- Are humans just gonna become obsolete? Joe- Yeah, I think so Theo- ok, well...*deep exhale* Dang it.

[@gratemusic3008]

Opposing ideals. Science vs Inner Knowledge

[@johnathanguerad8531]

@Lloyd Christmas well he does say he's a dumb dude lol

[@RecklessRusty]

My favorite moment!

[@FLOATERcosmos]

"I bet infinity is smaller than that". Priceless, lol

[@tomg5187]

I... I... I don’t get it :-(

[@mattneal691]

look up thea meaning of infinity@@tomg5187 , then it'll make sense

[@Sappa9702]

absolutely priceless. I busted out laughing when he said that

[@danielboom759]

😭

[@cmhardin37]

@@tomg5187 It's funny because he completely misses the meaning of infinity.

[@kevinflynn14]

Theo: I dont trust anybody in shorts. Especially at church. Joe: Right.

[@mickel1470]

Fuck me that flew right by him lmao

[@KidCodyful]

I don't get it, please enlighten me

[@samuraichilton]

It doesnt mean anything. They are just loving theo and dont like the way joe responds to him sometimes.

[@w0fo]

Its like *any guest* says anything *jimmy fallon* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@CurranLong]

"Hallucinogenic mushrooms will grow on your cousins back if he takes a long enough nap" LOL

[@T.Ty7]

Curran Long i cant breathe

[@adrienrodriguez250]

@@T.Ty7 me neither brother

[@ReconVette19D]

Haha ugh can't find it, blue tooth listening at work can't view phone

[@edwarddelarosa8407]

Team301 nerd alert

[@NV-un7hn]

It's amazing how Theo can listen so intently with all of that chaos dancing around in his brain.

[@shinebabyshine.]

N V It really is. Dude is special.

[@brunomarllon7]

for real ...

[@mojocosmetics]

Theo is effortlessly hilarious. He sounds dumb, but his wisdom is deep.

[@jjphysstud]

He's not deep. He's hilarious but let's not act like he's deep. He plays dumb, it's his thing. The delivery and the character he sort of plays is what makes most of it funny.

[@ryugawagatekiwrokerue8443]

I don't think he plays dumb, he's just not afraid to sound dumb. He'll say what he's thinking whether it sounds stupid or if he's uneducated on the topic. Most people would bite their tongue if they don't have something smart to say but he doesn't give af, he comes from a poor background with a lot of uneducated people so he's never had any reason to sound smart or educated, it's refreshing to hear someone speak so genuinely and off top regardless of how it make him sound. Love Theo.

[@ryugawagatekiwrokerue8443]

Onward yeah i know what u mean, he does pronounce stuff weird for comedic effect but i still think he just speaks his mind mostly without putting on an act and ends up saying some funny dumb stuff as a result

[@rssdydstydyydyd]

@Jose Solis that's just his deep south accent creeping in. There is no way he didn't have to change his accent.

[@wereberius9201]

Jamion Blackwell Does he actually sound dumb? Or are you just saying that because he has a Southern accent?

[@ianschulze1461]

" I bet infinity is smaller than that." I love that.

[@boom2boom]

Ok Garth Brooks

[@joshme8144]

@@boom2boom woosh!

[@wildersparks9161]

@@boom2boom I really like that.

[@wildersparks9161]

@@joshme8144 Keep it high and tight.

[@rakkatytam]

"I bet infinity is smaller than that" Haha instantly liked this guy after the first full sentence he said

[@mmortal03]

lol, well, infinity is that big, but probably not the universe (maybe the multiverse).

[@thegreekdeal4747]

@@mmortal03 I dont understand why prople listen to theories . There are so many of them contradicting eachother whats the point. Unless somethings proven who cares.

[@businessgreg77]

Does anyone else think theo is the funniest dude on the planet, whether hes doing standup or just talking?

[@heliopyre]

I was pretty much laughing non stop

[@kleenx73]

I like just listening to him on podcasts even more than his standup

[@TheMusikryder]

No! You're the only one. His stand up blows!

[@VFL91_YT]

kingkill33 you’re an idiot. Joe Rogans standup is so good. Fuck off

[@kommish77]

Him and all the other Theo Von's

[@thomasking4791]

One of the most naturally hilarious people ever and I love how he doesn't even realise how crazy talented he is. Awesome guy.

[@MrCrackkkkkkk]

Thomas King him and joey diaz

[@MrAngusyoungistheman]

Thomas King He’s ridiculously humble for a stand-up. Southern Gentility in action.

[@mattkinsman272]

He definitely knows he’s being funny, it’s part of his act/character to play coy or kind of dumb, but he knows exactly what he’s saying. Talented guy

[@thomasking4791]

Aren't you a delight. Thanks random 9 yr old.

[@KillyJoe]

El Chivato geesh relax I’m starting to notice how ridiculous some ppl are online lol like read back what you said to him and then think of the reason why you said it and tell me that’s not ridiculous lol

[@TrezlySnipes]

Theo is low key in his comedic delivery, it's fascinating and funny af

[@OhNikk]

TrezlySnipes the hip dysplasia bit was fucking hilarious. Even Joe didn't immediately catch it

[@kasiecastleberry]

TrezlySnipes That's that au naturale God's giftin, up in him. The creole angel.

[@JesusVelociraptor]

witty as fuck for a southern boy ;)

[@johnnie543]

TrezlySnipes Homie you gotta check out Theo's podcast "This Past Weekend"! It's like being baptized and coming back to life by the holy water of pure comedy

[@kasiecastleberry]

johnson543 That's real life. Way to be out here convicting folks. Gang.

[@lunhing5308]

Theo is a pretty dope guest

[@britewires4305]

What a great guest...

[@LandbergTileTV]

Best Podcast for suuuure

[@Checkd_playmate]

he is hilarious!

[@solodolotrevino]

He’s a heavyweight champ

[@JohnMiller-sr7dk]

Lun Hing the more I see him on podcasts the more I like the fucker

[@DaManBearPig]

Theo is one those guys who everyone wants to be friends with.

[@bohemiancastlelibrary4544]

Joe: He was always jogging around the park. Theo: Yea that’s a gay sport. 🤣🤣🤣

[@sarikatimmi]

Bohemian Castle we play real sports. not trying to be the best at exercising

[@omarelhilali778]

fucking lost my shit when he said it

[@timwoodward8113]

🤣

[@markodwyer5651]

What time please??

[@vivienmartin225]

When you think about him saying earlier that he jogged that morning 😂

[@Chad-xs2de]

"I thought these people were just hella Dutch." LMAO

[@Sonicexpres]

"are humans going to become obsolete?" "i think they are..." *sigh* "...dangit..."

[@GypsyEncounters]

I know!!! That was really adorable

[@joshm5156]

Love this Theo character

[@christempleton9656]

this shit had me ROLLIN

[@MikeAnnunziato]

I bet you could tape a Dutch to the front of a plane and it wouldn't be that hard on him -Theo Von

[@sandervandie9750]

Heeft ie wel gelijk in🤘🏻

[@pascalsterkeboer7780]

The downhill people theo called us...lol

[@McPhallica]

When he said "Eddie bravo is like a deaf jack russell” ...I died hahahahaha

[@justinwil4365]

Andrew Sevol lol. ‘Why is he deaf?’ ‘Because once he gets out of the car you’re not getting him back in’

[@charlesurias]

This dude is somehow one of my favorite guests ever on this podcast.

[@johnnie543]

Charles Urias Have you seen his podcast "This Past Weekend"? That shit is the next level comedy gold medal game changer my bruh! Onward....

[@camdonking1919]

"$4 for a picture!!?" Theo, "Bro, you'd pay $8" lol

[@stupidgaybearname3695]

Hardly ever comment, been a fan for a while, but Theo crushes conversation! I really hope he gets the big time success he deserves, seems like a legit nice guy, solid individual and all that good shit.

[@DJMPTV]

He is, I've met em, even before I met em he showed me love and after still shows love, great guy, Im happy he getting the success he deserves.

[@extraordinaryactsofglass3743]

Showed you love even before you meet him? His love apparently transcends all limitations. That's future love bruh. i'm choking up a little.

[@DJMPTV]

Glass Bender yeah haha so i copped a ticket n he posted a story saying sold out n i had got the very last one and it was group seating so couldn't bring my friend and I hit theo in the dm just saying i got the very last ticket im hyped, sucks thou cuz only one left n my friend cant go and they wanted to go more than me even and he was like bruh just message me tomorrow ill hook ya friend up. I didn't message em though because didn't wanna bother em day of show haha but thought that was mad cool of him to offer even.

[@monalisasmiley]

Naim Wiveld 100% agree. I was ready to write him off because of the haircut (my stupidity)

[@sander2k167]

Nice to see when the podcast isn't a total circle jerk. Theo von is not afraid to disagree with Joe, unlike 99% of all the guests he has on.

[@sander2k167]

btw I also rock the mullet.

[@sander2k167]

+Etherreality I believe you can, everyone can rock the mullet with a little bit of confidence. keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, if anyone glares at you in a negative way just keep direct eye contact until they break theirs. They will understand that the mullet is here to stay!

[@kellenheller3398]

Gang gang, onward brotha

[@TwennyGeee]

How many podcast have you seen in their totality. Start to finish.

[@1biles]

Sander 2k16 i already regret saying this but... #Metoo Brother! hahaha ever since i saw Theo rocking it like 10 months ago i started growing mine. Glad ive got fellow Mullet Brothers out there! #MulletToo

[@quad9363]

"So, do you think humans are going to be obsolete?" "Yeah." "...dangit."

[@thiccviener825]

Quad9363 21:45 coming from this guy

[@ciscogomez4605]

Quad9363 lmao deep ass answer from my boy Theo

[@anonymoustoo4945]

I’m glad you pulled that comment out ... it caught me 2 ... it’s rare to see/hear an honest in the moment reaction against someone’s ideology ... it was also kinda funny in context

[@jayMane62]

#ANONYMOUSTOO I didn't get that vibe completely but ok

[@agawied2910]

#ANONYMOUSTOO what’re you talkin about man

[@Nils4ndersson]

"I was that emo Nemo, swimming around in my own tears"

[@Luke-xi2pq]

Lmfao!

[@gorecassady1632]

Good one, lad!

[@julesmauldin6431]

I read this right when he said it omg

[@TheArtofGuitar]

Theo won me over. Hilarious dude.

[@atticusmurphyjr7930]

WhAt ArE YoU DoInG HeRe

[@ciscogomez4605]

The-Art-of-Guitar dude watch him on other shows. Like with the fighter and the kid. He kills every time he’s on

[@jayt7178]

Holy shit. I watched your channel the other day. He is funny af. Watch his set on magic mushrooms after Joey Diaz at the improv. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, politics aside.

[@isthismyfault]

You know just making a joke about semen...

[@NikNikNiken]

Theo von me over too

[@nicholasmaniccia1005]

"If someone said go in there, and tried to push me in there... I would say I'm not going in there." -Theo Von May 18th 2018 5:50

[@ryanbrowne9776]

Hahahaha that's so funny😂

[@marye5335]

😂😂😂😂😂 i reeeeeaaad thiiiis aaas I heeeard iiit NICE

[@ToekiyoDub]

he was jogging "oh yeah that's a gay sport" hahaha i love how effortless that was for theo my god

[@sunnyraj4564]

ToekiyoDub this was one of the best underrated lines in the whole video. I'm haven't watched all of it yet, but I'm sure my point is valid.

[@xArkanianx]

Theo's real good at that trick where a Southerner acts kinda dumb to keep folks off balance but really he's smart AF.

[@samapple5390]

v That’s what I’m saying dude! Everyone’s saying he’s dumb or like “the squirrel from ice age” nah he’s smart and calculated. You can see it through the cracks

[@masonparker5755]

I’m from Georgia and trust me, what you’re talking about is very common.

[@marcuseth1]

For real. I think he's lowkey way smarter than Joe.

[@samtheram210]

v so true! 💯

[@mikeypickett4468]

He’s smart he’s just not educated

[@SciA]

32:20 - Joe: "We would go fishing, and he would run around the pond. And he was..." Theo: "Mentally Handicapped?"

[@techkilla2463]

Man had me dead

[@royalty_the1892]

😂😂😭😭 .. awe shit..omg.. that's fuckin hilarious

[@salmonidaechaser7066]

J - “he was always jogging..” T - “Oh yeah that’s a gay sport.”

[@thest0nes]

SciA fuk 😂😂 killed me

[@joshuarevilla3226]

Lmfao!

[@ericmehlermusic]

Theo is not only hilarious, but he's one of the realest people on planet Earth.

[@ericmehlermusic]

please elaborate.

[@TheProjectII]

1:06:33 J - "4 dollars for drawings?!..." T - "Bro... you'd pay 8..."

[@michaelmeckfessel8220]

That was so funny

[@bretto3952]

He's hilarious

[@lawrencewilliams170]

lmao

[@markthepro88]

I'd pay $30 after that description. I was dying laughing.

[@woods565]

The Project I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to laugh my ass off at that part. I probably replayed it 20 times.

[@t-murph9371]

“I can’t believe Steven Tyler was in here... he reminds me of a coat rack bruh” - Theo Von

[@alfieford95]

This kid started college at age 11! “Wow nerd alert”

[@panzeralienofficial]

I liked this before i pressed play. Theo is criminally underrated.

[@zg1106]

Panzer Alien Right! I’ve been saying it since the first time I saw him 2 years ago. As Rogan has said onother podcasts that Theo has reached a new level. When everything is said and done I think he will be considered one of Greatest of all time, with the likes of Chappelle, Louis ck, Chris rock ...etc. I honestly think he’s better than all of those comedians listed

[@nickgavrilis2079]

Zincary Delanore lmao

[@grizzy77]

Zincary Delanore you left out Daniel tosh, Anthony jeselink, bill burr, Joey Diaz, Tom seguria, ari Shaffir sadly Theo has a lot of competition. No way he’s better than Dave Chapelle. Kevin Hart yes Dave no

[@ISOCZAR]

It's hilarious the amount of jokes Theo says with a straight face that goes right over Joe's head

[@DJMPTV]

David Alves Joe needs some alpha brain or whatever that shits called because he slow as fuck, or he hating on Theo lowkey which I think he is. I noticed it in their last episode.

[@ISOCZAR]

DJMPTV your rightI definitely think the first time Theo was on Joe was kind of being a dick but this time he does seem to have warmed up to him but still so much flies right past him

[@rikkyhernandez6511]

I don’t think Joe is that big of a fan of the new style of comedy that Chris Delia and Theo bring to the table and that’s why he acts like that. They are so effortlessly funny and I think it hurts his feelings lol

[@thetek9]

It’s so embarrassing for Joe. I can’t think of another comic that so consistently fails to recognize humor, much less one that has had his level of success. Maybe it’s the weed? Somebody really needs to sit Joe down and give him the Brendan Schaub talking to.

[@bradgenereux9608]

David Alves Theo is making jokes 98% of the time is joe suppose to laugh hysterically this entire podcast?

[@rtb5541]

1:13:28 Joe: "Did you know that's were those powdered wigs come from..... " Theo: "Wiggers I think they called em.." Joe: [completely missing the absolute killer joke] "No wiggers are white people that wished they were black.." Damnit Joe, COME ON MAN!!!

[@seviren]

Lmao. I love how Theo is like "yeah... (that's the joke) hahaah."

[@ReyShady05]

How the fuck does joe never catch theos on the spot humor

[@nickbrennan3389]

I guess joe is stoned...and not fully sharp

[@alexanderprince146]

vanhalenps4 yeah I think he does

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

Pretty sure he is being deadpan here, not having the joke go over his head. "Oh bro no, you didn't know? Wiggers are..." Theo is just throwing stuff out there to see what sticks (most of it is gold) but nothing wrong with Joe riffing with him. Have seen shit go over his head countless times too, but this doesn't feel like that.

[@Aidoon]

Not gonna lie, I've watched this podcast about 4 times already and each time I've had tears in my eyes from laughter. What an amazing guest Theo was.

[@stevex8409]

Theo does that to me. Once i had to pause the video i was laughing so much i was having trouble breathing. He kills me he really does.

[@Ostrichlegs111]

How have you watched a 2 hour podcast 4 times

[@full6330name]

Theo Von is one of those rare stand up comedians who are funny even when they are not doing their bits. He just talks and funny comes out.

[@DJMPTV]

armin38822 his brain perfect for freestylin'

[@CurranLong]

"23 & Me will just send back the song 'New York, New York'" LMAO

[@stonecold3936]

Joe didn't even catch that, he also missed like 50 other jokes that were potentially hilarious.

[@dave3006]

@STONE COLD so true.

[@xRainbowMangos]

Joe: "And he was umm-" Theo: "Mentally handicapped?" Joe: "No, no, he was a teacher." I'm dead 💀😂

[@xcoolthefoolx]

J - "He was always joggin' around this park." T - "Oh yeah, that's a gay sport." 32:48

[@isaiaht7368]

Cool The Fool 😂

[@joemurray2523]

"I just think if you tape a Dutch person to the front of a plane... It wouldn't be that hard on them" 😂😂 god bless Theo Von

[@notme6793]

I want to be Theo's friend.

[@ridden4709]

we're all friends over on this past weekend brother, all black sheep welcome at theo's podcast

[@emmetLshavinski]

me too dude

[@nm208]

You can be my friend.

[@KenoshaKicker]

We are all Theos friend.

[@clydedough7207]

bruh _ he’s too busy. Fucking Brendan dumbass

[@hobowasmine]

Wow, what a nice guy. Never heard of him and was gonna skip the show. So glad I listened. Dude is genuine, quick, witty. Now I'm gonna check out his podcast. Thanks Joe & Theo.

[@issafacelift]

What a kwinky dink. My name is Marshall. Hello mommy.

[@brandonovich6063]

@@macaronicheese8721 ummm... Whoosh..?

[@MrRobguynn]

Theo is great and hilarious.

[@MrOpticBlade]

Never heard of Theo before! What a funny and chill ass dude! Bring him back for sure!

[@jordanwilson8277]

check out episode 925, pretty funny too

[@johnnie543]

MrPotato You definitely need to catch a glimpse of Theo and his podcast "This Past Weekend". My homie he's got more Louisiana spice in his little finger than in an entire pot of jumbalaya

[@turtletime3413]

watch him on the church joeys podcast. they do a shit ton of shrooms. Then go watch the set he did right after at the Ice House. Comedy Platinum.

[@bababooeydude]

Started on MTV real world or road rules one of those shows about a decade ago

[@kentorials2603]

MrPotato oh yeah yeah

[@graemdubya613]

I just laughed harder than I have ever laughed while watching a podcast 🤣☠️ “We all ate those mushrooms and played hide and seek...I never went looking for them”

[@konnorlessard2630]

Graem Wyatt You got a timestamp for then??

[@TommyNicoletti]

Graem Wyatt That story had me crying of laughter dude like I had to pause the shit and come back 😂😂😂

[@jake3523]

@@konnorlessard2630 hahaha fuck you I guess dude

[@hamig306]

the mushrooms or the ppl?

[@Jacobey22]

Theo Von is a top 10 guest easy.

[@readcastor2977]

funnyguyhahahaha is not funny

[@thatballoonguy6318]

On all podcasts

[@jg2408]

On every podcast he gets on. Dude is either constantly playing a character or the most naturally funny human ever.

[@SolarCowboy]

Jacobey22 I think he has replaced Duncan as a funny regular.

[@destro1989]

Dom Cruz is up there. That was a stellar podcast.

[@veganlifechange]

90% jokes. 10% wisdom. Never heard of Theo. Made it all the way through. Now it's time to listen to the other podcast with him in it 👌

[@joeyrosenthal7833]

Check out theos pod "this past weekend"

[@cashhabits6888]

check him out on tfatk episode's he was on at least6 times or so.Also check out king and the sting podcast he co host

[@James-dn8dh]

tfatk=the fighter and the kid btw

[@pickledtiger2894]

He is hilarious on the church of what's happening now with Joey Diaz

[@Twisted_utopia]

He's awesome on every podcast, except his own.

[@bretto3952]

Y'all dabblin in them dark arts son...

[@Hehawtyragu]

That’s what it is boyyyy, onward

[@justinenders6514]

Gang gang

[@coryjones5541]

they taking the elevator straight down to hell..... LIKE A DOCTOR!!!

[@colinbostic218]

Brett O I've heard Theo say that 10 times. He's whack

[@mattsong421]

Some schizos have PhDs you know...

[@abadabamcyadadya7896]

I had a shitty day yesterday. Which is fine. Such is life. But I decided today was gonna be great. Then I woke up, seeing this, and realising that I was right, today is gonna be great.

[@JohnMiller-sr7dk]

Abadaba McYadadya good for you, brotha!

[@PcGangMusic]

Hope it's still going good man!! I work with nuns and my day sucks. Then leave here to go work at a pizza place. But on break listening to Theo makes it tolerable

[@abadabamcyadadya7896]

Ah man I didn't mean anything by it I just almost habitually leave rambling ass comments. Have a good day

[@ladev91]

purple rain Stop being a mad guy.

[@stoplyinn]

purple rain jackass

[@Rocketmaann]

“I don’t trust anyone in shorts, especially in church.”

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

What about the Church of UPS?

[@bevrosity]

me neither. shorts are for children and oldsters, outside of professions.

[@scr3aming3agle83]

Im 23 and wear shorts all the time, tf does that make me 😂😂😂😂

[@scr3aming3agle83]

@@devilselbow amen brother

[@TerryCrodgedy]

I wear shorts 24/7 .... sends the ladies WILD !!

[@Jon-Unger]

90% of Theo’s jokes go right over Joe’s head

[@Pete-mq2ju]

He ignores them because Joe is ignorant.

[@dotChrollo]

@@Pete-mq2ju I think he just knows that a 2 hour recording of a dude laughing isn't gonna be that great.

[@SlRAye]

@@Pete-mq2ju Joe isn't incompetent, I'm certain he catches all of what Theo is putting down

[@Pete-mq2ju]

@@SlRAye Yeah I didn't say he doesn't understand. But he just ignores them. If you checkout Theo on Tigerbelly they piss themselves at him.

[@dotChrollo]

@@Pete-mq2ju ignoring something ≠ ignorance. Ignorance would be Joe thinking Theo isn't telling jokes

[@TJs_RV_Deals_RV-NC]

Funniest dudes on the planet without trying: 1. Joey Diaz 2. Theo Von ....who else wants to see those two beautiful minds shoot the shit on a podcast?!?!?!

[@TheCAPSLOCKrage]

TJ Siebels Theo has been on Joeys podcast quite a few times. Just search “church of what’s happening now Theo von”. They are as good as you expect lol

[@unfortunateteller2279]

Watch the one with them on mushrooms

[@unfortunateteller2279]

And then watch theos magical set afterwards

[@Wealth_Creation_Network]

Absolutely agree!

[@t.j.watson7112]

That would be a killer podcast

[@bigggamejamesd588]

Theo Von’s Word To Live By: “I don’t trust anybody in shorts. Especially at church.”

[@joetroyner]

Eddie "urinal cakes are actually CIA microphones" Bravo

[@BoiledMilkSteak7]

Joe Troyner 😂

[@ElliottHall]

Joe Troyner Theo Von rejects Joe's and Jamie's nonsense about an infinite universe. Theo will not be pressured into believing something just because a supposedly smart astrophysicist said it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/emPccoR4qqtmnZo Theo's interview with Eddie Bravo proved he is open-minded. And here he rejects Joe's Jamie's nonsense. Theo and Eddie are more critcally-minded than Joe and Jamie, but if you took a poll most would probably say Jamie and Joe are smarter than Theo and Eddie.

[@dave-hc2vi]

@elliot hall, and most would be right. There is a huge difference between blindly following any conspiracy theory you hear on youtube like Eddie does and critically questioning something. Rejecting fact (as eddie often does, not what theo did in this episode) is not being open minded, it's being stupid. Also, Theo didn't reject what Joe said, simply said he has a hard time believing it. Thing is, people like Theo and Eddie are going with their feelings whereas those astrophysicists you mentioned are going off of a combination of observed evidence and what they can predict mathematically. You not understanding it does not make it false. For the record I'm a big Theo fan. He's hilarious. Great comedian and one of the most naturally funny people in existence along with Diaz. Doesn't mean he knows science.

[@RyanJames1611]

If you look into it bro!

[@dave-hc2vi]

@zach Barker, what agenda exactly would an astrophysicist be serving with the observation that the universe is expanding? Keep in mind, there is observable evidence to this so this would have to be a massive conspiracy. Who is funding that and what interest are they serving by having scientists from all over the world agree on evidence that the universe is expanding? Are you also claiming the evidence itself is fake? On what basis? To make baseless claims that people who have dedicated their lives to fields are all corrupt and serving some agenda is absolutely ridiculous. Does that mean every scientist ever is perfectly ethical and none of them ever lie? Of course not. They're humans. Like in any other profession those who are corrupt or unethical eventually get weeded out by their peers.

[@CodyAnderson333]

that deaf jack russell joke is literally legendary comedy

[@joeyrosenthal7833]

Funny how mad Eddie got about it

[@CodyAnderson333]

@@joeyrosenthal7833 yeah man joe had to talk him down and explain to him how its a joke made by a professional comedian lmao

[@CreamySenpai31]

I was dying laughing at work and reminded like 5 times dying laughing for nearly ten minutes😂

[@CodyAnderson333]

@@CreamySenpai31 hahaha when Joe finally understands the joke and starts dying laughing is probably my favorite moment. it went over his head at first hahaha.

[@ballislifesouth]

“I met him through insurance”

[@mikechecks5994]

*In-Surance. lmao

[@fisdara]

BallislifeSouth fuck, Theo's commentary gonna asphyxiate me lol

[@chrisconnor8086]

and "I bet infinity is smaller than that."

[@SpaceGhostPurps]

23:33

[@10babiscar]

What's the joke here, im not getting it?

[@jimrustles9607]

Theo is a great guest.

[@Medieval_Dead]

It’s not a mullet, it’s a gender neutral Tennessee waterfall.

[@thehashslangingtrapper2108]

"You'd pay 8" haha I lost it when he said that

[@allemander]

Tee Bee ...puss sketches so good, 4 bux is a steal lol

[@MrScottjr2185]

Theo is fast becoming my favorite comedian

[@brianlewis1372]

He's the man.

[@DJMPTV]

He's the young goat

[@krowlz]

He's killing it. Love his smooth authenticity.

[@wutangisforthechildren1598]

hes slick with the shit he says it catches me off guard and makes it even funnier

[@h.c.parkeriv2747]

Gang Gang

[@treymurray4780]

Get Theo on here for a fight companion!

[@F1ugPlatzz]

Trey Murray Great shout sir! His limited knowledge would lead to hilarious questions. If be interested to hear his commentary on General St. Pierre or Michael Bye-sping.

[@briztevan]

Trey Murray he doesn't know shit about fighting lol

[@johnnie543]

Trey Murray Fuck yeah bruh! Theo's lack of knowledge about MMA culture is what makes the fighter companion episodes comedy gold

[@BC-rb6tq]

Boss man dana put an end to those.

[@DJTFLO]

Joe Rogan Joey Diaz and Theo Von fight companion would be fucking great. Joey talking shit, Theo asking ridiculous questions and Joe being hyped. DO IT!

[@bigggamejamesd588]

Joe: “If you had to choose between Chris Rock or Brock Lesnar?” Theo: “I’d be Rock Lesnar.” Best possible answer 🤣😂🤣

[@Ghostwolf173]

He had Jamie dying off camera with that reply.

[@TheLeon1032]

after a year or 2 of briefly seeing this dude on recommendations etc I've finally given him some watch time, there's something really subtle and amazing about this guy, maybe i thought he fitted a stereotype, but hes straight up honest and funny as fuck, gonna watch out for this guy hes really lifted me today, keep going Theo, thank you brother

[@lewciferistic]

I wish this podcast was another two hours long.

[@Ludnorc]

Theo Von needs to be on Hot Ones

[@TimeGallon]

ludnorc Yes!

[@EuriEuropa]

ludnorc yesssss

[@MrCrackkkkkkk]

Yess!!!

[@eternalfps3124]

You got your wish.

[@alexsideris7487]

Omg that would be amazing

[@ArsonRides]

this is one of the funnest JRE's I've seen in awhile. joe laughed more in this podcast than most of his podcasts combined. bring theo back as a regular

[@DarthLukesDude]

Arson Rides cheah, queef master Theo

[@wyldebore4089]

Catch Theo on any appearance or even his own show... never disappointing.

[@nickydega4333]

Arson Rides He laughed a lot both times Gavin McInnis was on too.

[@karensmith4748]

oh absolutely, Theo is my all time favorite and wish he would come on like every other week. Also on the fighter and the kid podcast, he has already been voted by fans their all time favorite guest twice. So he definitely needs to be a regular on their podcast as well, people would love it! I absolutely would and be a huge fan!!!

[@grahams5608]

Arsoncunt!!

[@louisg99]

In the first 20 seconds Theo showed that southern politeness to let joe talk about his infinite bull haha 😂

[@james87367]

I'm glad Theo is getting alotta love. He's brilliant.

[@Randymountaine]

My god, when he uses Hot Ones as a reference for levels of child molestation. Absolute comedy gold.

[@caseyd6173]

And goes on hot ones 6 months later

[@clasik2380]

"man I was that emo nemo I was swimming around in my emotions as a kid"-Theo

[@drewdickerson8638]

This dude is full of gems lol

[@vonrusher82]

I drive out to riverside to jerk off😂😂😂💦🍆

[@anth0nyandrew]

I wish he woulda said “swimming around LOST in my own emotions” 😂😂

[@johnkrause195]

“I don’t trust anybody in shorts, especially in church.” -Theo Von

[@alfaivre2990]

Theo Von is the equivalent of what would happen if that sketched out squirrel from Ice Age somehow evolved into a human.

[@joeblow8966]

al faivre u look like a dude wet farted on ur chin

[@alobo2811]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erikaaker1338]

mc2161 bruh shit was funny AND accurate

[@tobbegav6223]

al faivre duuude

[@ianitani8467]

😭😭

[@kylebelle8938]

Joe's always looking over at Jamie to see if he's laughing at his jokes lol

[@mrgood6087]

they are gay together

[@UnendingGrimness]

This comment is on almost every video....He explained why he looks at Jamie all the time in other eps... Jamie doesn't laugh at anything apparently and Joe say's if Jamie's laughing then its definitely funny. You've never heard him say, "look even Jamie's laughin".

[@braydenjones603]

Well maybe despite their working relationships they've become friends?

[@Iwasthewalrus]

"It's hard to jack off as you're breathing out. It's more of an intake sport."

[@geraldworldwide23]

Iwasthewalrus that line definitely deserved a laugh

[@joelhuh268]

Gerald A lot of it went right over Joe's head.

[@beensavage800]

i hold my breath so long when jerking off sometimes that my brain starts to hurt. breathing out just doesnt work idk why

[@larmufc1]

Eddie "deaf jack Russell" Bravo

[@AquanautSt1]

Joes laughter during that part tho ...

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

Laurence Egan shit cracked me up

[@readcastor2977]

Laurence Egan damn u beat me!

[@mattaustin8919]

Read Castor you beat me to the "you beat me." Damn

[@WhackashitCollaborations]

😂😂😂😂😂👏👌✔

[@rb5935]

"... Like two guys that are just living their lives.." "Where? Like, in Chicago?..."

[@msnjs1939]

RB literally lol! So specific and random

[@safwaneamegrissi8877]

That gets me everytime

[@MableStudios]

One day after walking home from the Onnit academy Rogan sees a 12 year old Jamie sitting on a curb crying. Rogan: What's wrong buddy? Jamie: My parents bought me these new Nikes and I got them all muddy...they're ruined! My parents are going to kill me! Rogan: They're not ruined little guy! Let me see. Rogan then takes sweat from his bald head and starts wiping the mud off. Rogan: See, good as new! The mud came right off. Hmm, almost too easily. I wonder if these are real leather? But there's no way to know. Jamie: sniff I could g-google it. Rogan: What the hell is a google? Anyway let's get you home.

[@nolackin60617]

Only 1 like? I thought this was creative

[@rickyeska1]

Dude this is hella funny

[@joeynixon6620]

This is the best origin story ever

[@rickyeska1]

Top 10 moments in anime

[@Cpint]

Ricky Eska lmao

[@Ryan2dabs]

When joe brought up the powder wigs and said officials wore them and Theo said yea I think they called them wiggers I was dying laughing in the gym

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Lol fucking flew right over Joe's head

[@edgarallanpoe8917]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge of course it went over his head.. Look how aerodynamic it appears...

[@billie_vanilli]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge I don't think that's what happened, Joe misses a lot of shit when he's set on talking over people (though I'm not even sure he's missing everything it seems he is, he may just be too focused on keeping the show moving) but in that case it becomes clear he's trying to meet Theo's deadpan delivery of the wiggers line with his own deadpan correction. But it's pretty easy to miss, considering Joe is so matter of fact a lot of the time...you can tell even Theo isn't sure at first until Joe laughs afterwards.

[@hamzaabweb6338]

can someone explain this to me im lost

[@Luke-xi2pq]

He grew up in the South and probably thought that's what everyone was saying, lol, "Damn those lazy wiggers!"

[@jopo7996]

Theo is hilarious. I was working while this was on and couldn't really look at my phone. The banter back and forth was so good, I visualized half of this podcast as a Pauly Toon.

[@adunkley92]

That's the best way! :)

[@Thoughtprovokinghmm]

55:25 needs to be done 😂 up to the jerking hat scene 😂

[@Strings-jg2to]

I listen at work everyday.

[@Eldwinn]

No he isn't, he's fucking horrible

[@adamcombs8016]

Xander Lander u suck

[@HIGHHOPES]

Theo: ::tries to make a joke:: Joe: Yea, a buddy of mine actually lived with Pygmy's and he told me alligator's limbs can regenerate. And scientists are now saying that the universe is infinite.

[@davidec.4021]

The funny thing is that 80% of what he says is misunderstood or just false

[@levihd6838]

I have been watching too many Theo Von videos now I think in his accent.

[@christineconnor9711]

Levi HD 😂😂😂

[@NickMattia44]

"I can see that"

[@jarredhounshell5183]

@Levo HD I read your comment in Theo's voice

[@evhoRoLL]

I've adopted his way of saying "bruh".

[@Hmfirestormz]

Levi HD I’ll speak in his accent

[@conspiraciesarejustgreatst2059]

"I don't need a job, I'm gonna be a hit man!" Best jre quote in a long ass time

[@Wingo537]

conspiracies are just great stories I thought it was funny when he said it but reading it in the comments made me find it even funnier

[@AB-gz9yb]

I don’t get it is it from a movie or something?

[@thebeerguybrothaguy]

Lol I bet Theo has heard some idiot say that in real life

[@kevinwaustin1221ka]

Really? I thought there were funnier ones in this very podcast

[@beensavage800]

but it was ignorant bc it didnt even pertain to the fucking topic. joe was making a totally different point you fuckface lmao

[@gabrielcobblet9420]

Theo would be the best guy to hang with. Reminds me of my high school days. Dude is hilarious when being interviewed.

[@devonleavitt1771]

Gabriel Cobblet I thought it was just me, reminded me of me snd my pals in HS

[@JayLeePoe]

“I feel like a smile is gonna be in a museum” Dark, Theo. I love his riffing energy. Country fried so deep you’re confusing to city folk.

[@ricksanchez1149]

I was blessed to have a southern father and northern mother, to this day my old man says some crazy ass southernisims that I can't even begin to describe lol.

[@bubblywaters3116]

He's perfectly quirky and the best!

[@WillStephensArt]

Abstract comedy style

[@adamisaac4685]

" i just thought they were hella dutch" LOL!!!!!!

[@qthirteen13]

Adam Isaac if only we could see Bas Rutten’s reaction to this...lol

[@baydood510]

"..Regular pornography, like just two guys... - joe rogan

[@JohnMiller-sr7dk]

haha, wtf Joe!?

[@xxxxOS]

*Joe* Freudian slips constantly *Rogan*

[@kaizo_tv]

Salliance LMAO

[@humanimal5527]

He even paused right after he said it hahaha

[@VetoMega]

Joe "look at Joe Perry lookin all sexy" Rogan

[@sumeahsking8019]

I love how joe rogan when talking about the pedophile says “he would run around the pond” and Theo guesses “he was mentally handicapped?”

[@karkoskirachel5438]

Hahahahahahaha

[@cowetareserve]

"Well they're aerodynamic too, have you ever seen a Dutch person?" I am in tears...

[@alexanderprince146]

PULL UP A DUTCH LMFAOOOO

[@joshbarlow581]

"I think if you taped one to a front of a plane it wouldnt do that much damage" 🤣

[@phunkmastaphish]

"I was an Emo Nemo, swimmin' in my own tears" -Theo Von

[@XBROWN4]

fucking beautiful line

[@justadumbfarmer4744]

He used to run around the pond. "He was mentally handicapped???" LMFAO

[@dontplay3088]

JustaDumbFarmer *🤣🤣🤣🤣*

[@davidlopez-io5kk]

I laughed so dam loud when this part came up!

[@joeynixon6620]

I almost pissed myself when he said that

[@davidlopez-io5kk]

Timestamp anyone?

[@raddyofadds]

Hahahahaha

[@lucrative11]

Theo is one of the only guests beside Segura who makes Jamie laugh so hard u can hear it on their mics. Legend.

[@DoughBoy92]

"No I met him through insurance" bahahahah 😂🤣😂😭

[@auldguys3037]

This guy is as sharp as a tack but plays it down, likeable too.

[@TangoNevada]

I think you are being influenced by his accent and slang. But not necessarily in a bad way

[@thebalkanbull]

Theo needs to be a regular

[@thegreatwhitesnark36]

More so than BreadPan

[@johnnie543]

IVAeroVI I think his podcast "This Past Weekend" is more than enough comedy gold. Joe can't even process all the one liners Theo is throwing at him

[@skyninja2021]

johnson543 not even Theo understands how funny he is

[@chrisconnor8086]

right there in the first minute "I bet infinity is smaller than that." -- Theo Von comedic genius

[@magnetic3lue182]

Chris Connor and the best part is it follows, it made perfect sense, lol. I think Theo's a genuinely good guy with a kind soul.

[@jeffrhymer650]

Theo: Are humans just gonna become obsolete then? Joe: Yeah Theo: *Sighs* dang it