Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his podcast called “This Past Weekend”& "The King & The Sting" with Brendan Schaub both available on iTunes & KZbin.
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@sirgallant50006 жыл бұрын
Theo is like a comedy pro boxer. You think you're ready, you have your guard up and BAM he hits you real hard from a weird angle with impeccable timing and you're howling. His mind is a beautiful mystery.
@rememberingtruth6 жыл бұрын
b i g o s u That's a poem
@Hehawtyragu6 жыл бұрын
b i g o s u perfect explaination
@micahhammons4516 жыл бұрын
Idk about all that
@josh81616 жыл бұрын
Drake Hayes try it out👖
@sandwichtaster6 жыл бұрын
@@beenjamminbuttons7771 Don't step on his mojo, kiddo
@LuisMorales-ch8lu4 жыл бұрын
You know it’s boutta be gold when Theo says “this one guy from my hometown”
@Ashley_Schaeffer3 жыл бұрын
Or "this man by us..."
@puebloking82803 жыл бұрын
Always
@microtransactions26613 жыл бұрын
Oh one hundred percent
@johnnie5433 жыл бұрын
Or "I remember when I was young..."
@claytonwhite48833 жыл бұрын
everytime he said that i started laughing bc i just knew it was going to be funny
@Kirch935 жыл бұрын
Jamie snickering in the background every time Theo makes a joke that Joe misses, so good.
@theartist67645 жыл бұрын
Bro I swear I'm a Theo fan NOW every sentence was hilarious.
@marielenrdz105 жыл бұрын
No lie! I was dying with everything Theo said and Joe was completely oblivious!
@danielwalker82125 жыл бұрын
Dirty math tatted around her puss. Didn’t even phase Rogan. Had me dying.
@jamesleealexanderdormaniv25295 жыл бұрын
Shame no one time-stamped this gem.
@spitspttv5 жыл бұрын
Not cracked out so much when the bees show up lol
@Njkk500 Жыл бұрын
The old podcasts age like fine wine. 🍷
@markmtb1827 ай бұрын
I've watched Theo and Burr over and over
@Prodluud17 ай бұрын
44minutes in i can confirm
@Swelihle-bz8gw4 ай бұрын
AGREED
@JamesR235 жыл бұрын
“We don’t use animals enough. They’re usually just sitting around.” Lol
@setnomA5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@IncogneatoVegan5 жыл бұрын
Vegans would disagree 💀
@yfoog5 жыл бұрын
That's such a dumbass human comment
@andrewsdakoolest5 жыл бұрын
@@yfoog he was joking lmao
@kyserblade435 жыл бұрын
@@yfoog ironically your comment is the same thing.
@nyxzus6 жыл бұрын
Joe - "You don't like the french?" Theo - "No one does." Joe - "That's no true, people go Paris every year." Theo - "Yeah but they leave"...... DEAD
@jazsi_6 жыл бұрын
This had me creasing.
@jaden58436 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@terrywbreedlove6 жыл бұрын
LOL priceless
@nyxzus6 жыл бұрын
@@jaden5843 3:01:59
@TK-oe1xm6 жыл бұрын
That's a perfect Theo Joke that Joe cant catch it's a joke, he just burns Theo when he tells one, or he just doesn't pick up on it.
@Brian-bq8pf3 жыл бұрын
"We had a dude..." Every time Theo says that, he is the dude.
@ivanrico9613 жыл бұрын
Yup 😭😭😭😭😭
@tonycolon15183 жыл бұрын
😂
@rudolfulloa2 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuck! The truth shall set you free ...damn!@!
@jrockxo31462 жыл бұрын
gonna start using this
@chester65142 жыл бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@SlightlyInsane1 Жыл бұрын
Theo is seriously on another level when you really consider his creativity
@Lloydyk-dl2id Жыл бұрын
Facts
@Brent-o9l Жыл бұрын
Imo he is the best comic on earth right now
@Lenisakey9 ай бұрын
I think his life and experiences literally makes him think about things so differently from most people…dark humor for days…I think some of us think the same shit, but it’s like Theo’s filter is broken! What most are scared to say, he just says it…and the fact he is so lovable by everyone, nobody gets offended! That’s my kind of humor, and I’m here for it all day everyday!
@pokemontradingcardgamecoll59349 ай бұрын
Theo is my spirit animal and I'd love to dose Lucy with him. He would be amazingly insightful and it would be an awesome experience to do that with him and Joe. It definitely brings people together.
@B-ave8 ай бұрын
His mind is fucked.. I love it 😂
@sammazy92933 жыл бұрын
"you know we dont use animals that much, theyre just sitting around most of the time" - Theo Von, 2019
@DailyCorvid3 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in Alabama is an Owl with no feathers, sitting telling his grandowls "Yeah he got a hunk of my wing in his mouth, I dun flew outta there like a rocket to tell you this here story!" and the wee owls are like "fuuuuuuck duuuuuude..." Owls heading towards Theo Von's tailer now they want to be put to work! Selling steroids on the side of the highway" :D
@mcj25843 жыл бұрын
Love the shit he comes up with! 🤣😂
@Maximustard3 жыл бұрын
Theo is fattening up some Owls for thanksgiving
@quantumskittles3 жыл бұрын
How long do trees live for?
@johnny5blaze3923 жыл бұрын
@@quantumskittles forever if the believe in jesus
@YouveGotToHide6 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin , from the moon, and when I met him it didn't seem like he'd been to the moon." the words coming out of this guys mouth are pure gold
@BigBird1046 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you shared this. This line has been stuck in my head all week. I keep trying to get friends to listen to anything Theo says. It's hard to explain just how funny he is, or why he's funny, until you hear him
@comet60fps796 жыл бұрын
Just like when they discover a serial killer and all the neighbors who get interviewed say "I never would have thought he was a killer, he was such a nice guy"....lol...lol... People are so stupid sometimes that its pure entertainment to the rest of us with at least half a brain!!
@2006MC6 жыл бұрын
The way his mind works kind of reminds me of Karl Pilkington. Like he just thinks of things that you would never think of but at the same time makes some sense.
@icookyorice16 жыл бұрын
I missed that timestamp please?
@WELLZY_6 жыл бұрын
He's the American Karl pilkington
@sulejmanomerovic2744 жыл бұрын
Theo: " a couple of these bitches could be variables", one of the greatest lines i have ever heard. This also applies a lot in life.
@jubaldurden46384 жыл бұрын
Joe thinks he's smarter than he is, and Theo is funnier than he thinks.
@Enki-the-Great4 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing line and got no attention.
@stickyickytoker4 жыл бұрын
@@jubaldurden4638 Joe literally says in this podcast how stupid he is....
@ericrenquist64944 жыл бұрын
@@stickyickytoker Yeah, but how much does he really believe that, deep down? It shows in the way he treats some people. I really like him, but he does think he's smarter than a lot of people. It's not as if that's the worst trait a person could have or anything though.
@rvosta24504 жыл бұрын
@@jubaldurden4638 Oh shit! Facts!
@respecting Жыл бұрын
“Draw it for me on a napkin” Theo you absolute mad man. 😂
@RyS20146 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin... he didn't seem like he had been to the moon." ... never change Theo.
@heyoooooo6 жыл бұрын
Ryan Staebler crazy he said that.. recent video of buzz saying they havnt been to the moon..search it up
@Bigwerm_2536 жыл бұрын
I was mad Joe cut him off and they didnt continue that conversation
@sumtingwong85926 жыл бұрын
@@Bigwerm_253 Yeah, sucks
@kr504016 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@YoungHonaTv6 жыл бұрын
How dumm can u be? Know what u talking about, do some research u lazy nut ....
@YKantLaurenRead883 жыл бұрын
"If you're gonna feed a family of four you're gonna need more than one owl" ~Theo Von
@tnbdynomite19883 жыл бұрын
Theo: They're a lot smaller than you'd think---LoL! Joe: that's illegal you know?
@lukeappleberry8274 жыл бұрын
"You shouldn't say that on the podcast man thats illegal." "Well, I didn't have a lot."
@cherisebauguss69663 жыл бұрын
May have had 2 bites! Actually I think I spit it out
@johnlemay55015 жыл бұрын
“Dude, I watched bees communicate with each other one time. I was on the set of fear factor.” The most Joe Rogan quote of all time.
@villehamalainen25415 жыл бұрын
Have you ever tried smoking DMT with chimpanzees?
@happybeach7775 жыл бұрын
John LeMay hahahaha
@bryanosorio39585 жыл бұрын
Just add in something about chimps and now hunting and the word “bizarre” and then you have the most Joe quote ever
@LetsGoGetThem5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like it was generated by an algorithm trained on stuff he says.
@myrtonen4 жыл бұрын
I think this idea came from James Hetfield and Joe made himself a story about it. He’s writing his life just like his comedy.
@Jamin26005 жыл бұрын
“Is it sand?” “This is probably salt” Theo in the background: “I love salt”
@Rodelero4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha yes!! Was gonna Comment that I'm glad someone caught it lol. Theo is quick witted
@lukalegin8464 жыл бұрын
Joe is right. He has one of the most unique senses of humor 😂
@keepyupy23344 жыл бұрын
Joseph Rodelero Roth how is that quick witted? Funny, yes, but quick witted?
@matthewfigueroa69074 жыл бұрын
also when he said "new jerksey"
@tusanity4 жыл бұрын
Time stamp guys?
@MrDoomsie6 жыл бұрын
imagine being so high you forgot the word "symmetrical"
@jakebennett50296 жыл бұрын
e·qui·dis·tant /ˌēkwəˈdistənt,ˌekwəˈdistənt/Submit adjective at equal distances. "he wants to be equidistant from both political parties"
@RoyArrowood6 жыл бұрын
Lol exactly what I was thinking
@TheRadam1236 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure he meant equivalent...
@dougdonnelly36376 жыл бұрын
Doom Sayer 😭😭
@stormeyes46 жыл бұрын
This comment was what I was looking for lmao
@hdrjunkie Жыл бұрын
“Homeless people don’t do much of anything but when Bees show up, they get to doing things!” Too funny!
@justinrudolph72326 жыл бұрын
“The Dutch are very aerodynamic. Jamie pull up a Dutch”
@PrincessSteele6 жыл бұрын
Justin Rudolph I snorted ... so funny!!
@MB-ey6vv6 жыл бұрын
this joke flew right past Joe's head
@cannabisdeathmorbs6 жыл бұрын
Ok
@disectproject6 жыл бұрын
I p
@bigfoot76886 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Stevem95212 жыл бұрын
Theo is obviously hilarious but I think when he is with joe the contrast in their personality really adds a whole new level to how funny theo is. It's like joe brings it out of him without trying
@angryrabbit66372 жыл бұрын
YESSS THEYRE LIKE PBNJ
@bakedcrystal9152 жыл бұрын
Joe brings the best parts out of most of his guests
@kingalex4120 Жыл бұрын
a/ 😊z😊w1
@YeahSureNoWorries5 жыл бұрын
Theo "your left hand is barely even your hand" Von
@isaacmonson44035 жыл бұрын
Mr Charles 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@YoMommma510 Жыл бұрын
I lost it when they were talking about owls and Theo said “there’s not a lot of meat on those things”.
@502Bentley6 жыл бұрын
“Did steroids on the side of the road.” “Why didn’t you do it at home?” “Seemed like an outdoor thing.” Imdead
@DeleriousOdyssey6 жыл бұрын
Theo's the best
@steveh74186 жыл бұрын
*Interstate. Its all in the details
@ashleyjamescant53326 жыл бұрын
That had me in bits
@phoenixzappa73666 жыл бұрын
Theo and that dude had sex. That's the impression I got. He talks about fucking dudes all the time and there was something weird about that story
@auntyuber51275 жыл бұрын
PAULY TOONS. ARE YOU LISTENING.?
@andrea27986 жыл бұрын
"An eleventh (1/11th) of a handful..." this will be my answer to most quantity questions from now on.
@3EBstudio6 жыл бұрын
lololololol
@TheRacingMonkey6 жыл бұрын
I´ll use it
@manvirseehra54166 жыл бұрын
Andrea amazing answer lolll
@AA-nh9do6 жыл бұрын
An??
@renatalorena6 жыл бұрын
Andrea 😂😂😂😂😂 there should be a toon for that 👌
@tenaadito5 жыл бұрын
Theo "It's spring " Joe "its mid winter" Theo "you guys are not open minded"
@mrpersonguy72863 жыл бұрын
🤣
@daviddees7354 Жыл бұрын
Theo is the new King of Comedy. He is bordering on being an alien he is so uniquely funny.
@cameronjordan15164 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha Von "You know i ate owls" Joe "...isnt that illegal?" Von "well i didnt eat alot" I think i shit myself laughing
@6ri66s23 жыл бұрын
“I think I might’ve spit it out” lmaoooo
@stephenfermoyle45783 жыл бұрын
that was so funny went right over every ones head
@canadaeast83583 жыл бұрын
Me too I lost it
@BestBly3 жыл бұрын
Knowing him he prob did try owl for real
@nolan3873 жыл бұрын
I fucking HOLLERED at that 🤣🤣🤣
@robpfeifer49546 жыл бұрын
Jamie growing them grey hairs from the stress of constantly having to fake laugh everytime Joe makes a joke and looks over at him.
@monkeytennis8006 жыл бұрын
😂 the poor bastards gonna look like Joey Diaz within two years if Rogan keeps running this shit!
@Jacob-sb3su6 жыл бұрын
This post made me realize I do infact not want Jamies job.
@zachhoward90996 жыл бұрын
I have this weird feeling that Jamie has a very unfufilling job and if it werent for the weed and interesting guests he would have quit a long time ago. Hope im wrong but Joe seems like less and less of a nice or fun guy as his stature grows
@raitiC16 жыл бұрын
Greybeard and a nerds voice is a terrible combination! :D
@pootietang95426 жыл бұрын
SellingMySoulForPizza now that is fucking funny. I love how everyone can notice that weird shit.
@rawsko03166 жыл бұрын
Theo "bees will motivate anybody" Von lmfao
@AxxLAfriku6 жыл бұрын
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have so many fans on KZbin even though I am the unprettiest KZbinr EVER? Good night dear 501bloo
@garybierman16216 жыл бұрын
"You're not all cracked-out once the bees show up"
@dogsbreakfast49526 жыл бұрын
What is it bees
@thomastobin85296 жыл бұрын
He's right eddie bravo talked about it you just got to look into it
@babdabubda52666 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku You shouldn't be confused. This generation of neckbeards love autistic channels.
@OGGamingABC Жыл бұрын
Joe got so high he can't shut up for 1 second, he's every girlfriend Theo ever had 😂
@felixs50594 ай бұрын
@bendodsworth2373really ruins it. I just wanna listen to Theo not to joes boring stuff
@dg14316 жыл бұрын
Was very nice of Theo to interview Joe Rogan.
@sarahsaucedo13156 жыл бұрын
Seems more like a conversation than an interview.
@theodoregideonshisha79195 жыл бұрын
@Decriminalize Darwinism I love when Joe is chill and present and also interested, but it's sometimes hard to watch after Joe uses some pot. I cant remember exactly who it was with, but the change was significant and Joe just got to some strange mood. I used to smoke a long time ago myself, and I many times found myself.. dumb? out of the time and place? spoiling the moment for myself and sometimes people around. It doesnt make you bad or anything like that, just.. IDK, its natural and all, but that state of mind isn't. And oh boy I can tell how much worse it is when it becomes natural..
@mattblanco1785 жыл бұрын
Ya. Don't recall seeing Joe on theos podcast.
@TrueRahf5 жыл бұрын
@@theodoregideonshisha7919 could it be that Joe goes from listening and engaging, to teaching and informing? He goes through those waves during most of his podcasts, where he just dives deep into how things are, how they aren't, how they should be, what people think of things, and so on ad nauseum. The result is usually his guest voicing affirmatives for a few minutes, and then the topic starts trailing off.
@conorfisher1822 Жыл бұрын
“A couple of these bitches could be variables.” -Theo Von Damn straight.
@brotherhood57354 жыл бұрын
Theo said “an eleventh of a handful” 😂😂😂😂😂
@danielheitzhausen64854 жыл бұрын
Everytime I read that I hear his voice in my head 😂🤦
@tarzanfou84 жыл бұрын
American standard units of measurement
@nicholasrogers81733 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was just learning the other day in math... the volume of a cone is V = (pie)r²(h/3) where h = theo von's handful.
@mathewstudios24102 жыл бұрын
I like how Theo takes every question seriously and takes time to think of them even if they are sarcastic.
@lmtt123 Жыл бұрын
They're both stoners talking crap. The only difference is that they have money
@elitev8888 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of myself LOL.
@joshflynn9685 Жыл бұрын
@@elitev8888MN. I. U. U. B I 😮😮
@hiphophercules Жыл бұрын
But doesn't get the opportunity to answer most since Joe responds to himself immediately.
@RichardSmart-ev1nx Жыл бұрын
It's definitely cool because you can tell if he's thinking about a joking response or somthing he wants to say of intelligent value
@RSProdism Жыл бұрын
I love when Joe mentions that he’s a comedian 😂
@RedsoxNation075 жыл бұрын
"An 11th of a handful" Damn Theo is hilarious!
@John-lq5kz5 жыл бұрын
Depends how big your hands are
@michaelbenson95186 жыл бұрын
The subtlety of Theo's humor is completely lost on poor Joe.
@liggerstuxin16 жыл бұрын
Michael Benson random is not subtle. Just cause you don’t laugh doesn’t mean you don’t get the joke.
@michaelbenson95186 жыл бұрын
@@liggerstuxin1 Yes, Theo's humor is also random (and uniquely creative). I still feel there's a disconnect.
@murpsauce71686 жыл бұрын
lol tHeO's huMoR is AbOvE eVeRyBoDy ElsE's stfu. you're making Theo look bad.
@Dirtbiker4636 жыл бұрын
Subtle? lol
@augustwest79446 жыл бұрын
Idk man. That might be a little true on some of Theos older appearances but I think he got more laughs today than any other show. Joe was laughing almost the whole time homie. gang gang
@jaredross21485 жыл бұрын
Theo: Is that Holly Hunter? Joe: No, that isn't Holly Hunter. Theo: I don't even know who Holly Hunter is.
@christianleeperrr76415 жыл бұрын
Jared Ross he’s so fucking funny
@HonchoHoodo4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@BennjkSyd4 жыл бұрын
Can someone please time stamp this moment haha
@Poke_Geek4 жыл бұрын
He just talks out of his ass
@brandon43914 жыл бұрын
Ben Ksyd no young Jaime
@AEKITER11 ай бұрын
These two laugh so much together. Love watching them laugh together.
@TheHorseWhisperer825 жыл бұрын
Theo: ''I met Buzz Aldrin from the Moon and when I met him it didnt seem like he'd been to the moon, you know what Im saying though?'' Hahaha
@neoepicurean37725 жыл бұрын
LOLZ
@atom08245 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@genuinedelusionsmusic5 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@sarikatimmi5 жыл бұрын
Richard Sargeant we get it tho
@Gripps34345 жыл бұрын
Damn I wish Joe would have entertained that. He misses so many good tangents with Theo.
@oleyullah6 жыл бұрын
J: "People go to Paris all the time" T: "Yeah... but they leave" Lmfao
@AlanMichaelJackson3 жыл бұрын
Jamie legit has the best job ever. Just Google's things for Joe, meets and learns so much from all the guest. Free 3 hour comedy shows from Theo and other comedians. Smokes weed on the job, damn...
@dkblade133 жыл бұрын
Jamie is our man! I'd love to be like him, genuinely the best assistant job in the freaking world. You cannot even compare this to being assistant of some kind of douche ceo of multimillion company
@jordandudley84713 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy because all he’s doing is kickin it with his friend like shits dope
@amirs31803 жыл бұрын
He probably earns a shitload of money too
@danielmata91783 жыл бұрын
I think he does much more than that. But that's what you can see
@georgeprendergast83053 жыл бұрын
Living the dream
@escherpainting8622 Жыл бұрын
Every friend Theo has ever had has since passed. RIP.
@icenutsproductions96825 жыл бұрын
Joe “I may have to evacuate” Theo “why bees” Joe “no mudslides”
@Uncle-Bull6 жыл бұрын
I can’t decide whether Theo is a brilliant comedian, or if he’s sustained head trauma and all this brilliance is a happy accident.
@latchkeyed84746 жыл бұрын
William Miller 😂
@dip518set6 жыл бұрын
all natural occurrence of beating down syndrome
@cpitts3856 жыл бұрын
Bofe.
@modernsavage25846 жыл бұрын
Either way, the results are great, just enjoy it.
@dvduadotcom6 жыл бұрын
The plot of BEING THERE, great movie.
@lassilandstrom13216 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin, you know from the Moon" omg Von is hilarious
@peacefuldwellings4896 жыл бұрын
Lassi Landström 👏👏👏caught that. This guys weird humor is so amusing
@waspywasps6 жыл бұрын
Peaceful Dwellings His vocabulary is so hilariously vast.
@thelonesomewanderer83596 жыл бұрын
yeah hes fucking HILLLARIOUS lol
@randygreen1426 жыл бұрын
He drops simple comedy nuggets for people to find. Basic shit when you think about it has your mind going on an adventure 🤖
@utopian-invader86269 ай бұрын
“What if a certain hertz just spelled your grandparents’ name”. Theo is a machine!😂
@slickrickb896 жыл бұрын
Theo: *says a ridiculously hilarious one-liner* Joe: ".......well you have to think about it like this..." Summary of entire podcast.
@AndeTheGr86 жыл бұрын
Rick Butler he tries to be smarter than he actually is.
@bryanhawkins94186 жыл бұрын
Theo is funnier than Joe. 🤷🏿♂️
@nopenope71846 жыл бұрын
I think you are just giving him too much credit. I've known people of this "manner" and they definitely weren't trying to be funny when they said stupid shit.
@mcearl80735 жыл бұрын
Nope Nope Yes exactly. I’m not sure what these cunts expect joe to do everytime Theo says a random one liner that some of these people find to be “comedy gold”. How annoying would it be if joe stopped every time Theo said “I love salt”. It’s a little funny comment, it doesn’t need recognition every time.
@raylangivens21386 жыл бұрын
“I met Buzz Aldrin, you know- from the moon?” -Rat King Theo Von
@MaynardOwns6 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure I get the rat king thing. He sort of comes off as a rat king so I guess there's that. But the bee sting shit for schaub. Just no.
@mikedru29126 жыл бұрын
@@MaynardOwns it's because they say he looks bloated like he was stung by bees
@GettInWhErEuFitIN6 жыл бұрын
Theo "That'll make you stronger if you got a heavy shirt" Von
@christopherrowe2740 Жыл бұрын
Funny to come watch this 4 years later and listen to some of the things they speculate about that is happening now or close to. Theo and Joe are always entertaining.
@joelrichardson116 жыл бұрын
Lmao Theo said "i'm surprised we dont have more ghost animals"
@mlr9756 жыл бұрын
JoelRichardson I was dying when he said that!
@trevorthomas37746 жыл бұрын
I spit out my OJ 😂😂
@jowoo72376 жыл бұрын
@@dashiit1748 no it's not hilarious actually....
@trevorstine86475 жыл бұрын
C'mon Joe, ya gotta at least acknowledge that golden nugget. Very original.
@Tormentality5 жыл бұрын
Word😂😂
@ArtieStrongManMusic5 жыл бұрын
"I used to own a 1984 Ford Escort but somebody stole my passenger seat" -Theo Von
@dchalifoux85296 жыл бұрын
Young Jamie is now Old Jamie.
@tankgirllovesroos Жыл бұрын
This is free therapy. ❤😂
@GoldenFlower11235 Жыл бұрын
Amen sister
@Claxiux3 жыл бұрын
The fact that most of Theo’s jokes fly over Joe actually makes this funnier. They need to do it again! And more often!
@Tonka_6.73 жыл бұрын
Agreed I’d love to see more of these 2 and I’d even go as far as Theo being ringside on the mic at ufc fights and boxing🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
@raymirtv2 жыл бұрын
Lol what they say toward the beginning new jerk city lol
@Fizzywomack882 жыл бұрын
How did Joe miss New Jerk City 😂
@kaceestaskivige31052 жыл бұрын
@@Tonka_6.7 n,.... Mm
@kaceestaskivige31052 жыл бұрын
N.bn.n.b..n N Mm... Mann Bn Mm H H
@tobytomlinson8142 жыл бұрын
Theo has such a unique and irreplicable comedic style
@abrahamsalazar6246 Жыл бұрын
Thats no style he's just being himself lol
@visionet3241 Жыл бұрын
@@abrahamsalazar6246 style = personality = being himself
@mikeharris4562 Жыл бұрын
I find it’s a combination of life experience and lack of education! He’s not stupid that’s for sure but he’s not academically gifted lol 😂
@alexalvarado2693 Жыл бұрын
He truly does, with him keeping a straight face makes it funnier. And this makes it hard to know if he's in character or being honest.
@OmarGongora-sq8yg Жыл бұрын
I lmao, he's a good guest
@abusername12704 жыл бұрын
Listening to Theo feels like you in your cousins tree house drinking dr pepper throwing m 80s at frogs
@momdieddad4 жыл бұрын
ah so thats why i dont get him
@justinaustin30634 жыл бұрын
@@momdieddad no that's because your sense of humor sucks
@robertfan3324 жыл бұрын
Rogan does his thing but I can't believe he can talk to Theo von about comedy. Rogan comes across weird and awkward on stage with zero laughs. Theo von puts on a legendary show and is a natural born comedian.
@randomdude1894 жыл бұрын
It rubs off on joe too lol s”ee if that’s what that means”
@ViktoriousDead4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@brandyleach4050 Жыл бұрын
Theo’s Buzz Aldrin comment has me crying! 😂😂
@cubbycramer6 жыл бұрын
Theo "Eleventh of a Handful" Von
@TheCCress6 жыл бұрын
Made me spit out my coffee laughing.
@megamixa6 жыл бұрын
He had me looking at my hand trying to figure out how much an 11th of a hand was. About the size of a quarter.
@zachbartlett32976 жыл бұрын
That fucking killed me!
@andresao61096 жыл бұрын
How does his mind even work to make him say that hahahah
@Th3posthouse6 жыл бұрын
I fucking died 😂😂😂😂
@emilykoch41235 жыл бұрын
“I’d send a bird that nobody expects, you know, like a warbler...” 😂😂😂
@honestinsincerity22705 жыл бұрын
Bees will motivate anybody -Theo Von 2019
@davidramos-rivera31365 жыл бұрын
Whole Foods sells pro bee bags
@4036alex5 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lying 😂🤣😂🤣
@UndoingRuin085 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah bro im motivated just hearing that
@trippykoa6165 жыл бұрын
You’re not all cracked out once the bees show up
@richardphilpot91935 жыл бұрын
Theo made bee's great again......
@mustuphakhan8580 Жыл бұрын
Theo comes up with stuff even he don't understand 😂😂
@zakbrolly77525 жыл бұрын
Joe talking about a grown ass man hitting an 11 year old girl Joe- “Do you want to see it?” Theo-“ No, draw it for me on a napkin” This guy kills me..😂😂
@JohnOfJohns6 жыл бұрын
Patrick Swayze + Joe Dirt = Theo Von
@emanijudah69855 жыл бұрын
😂
@knieptang5 жыл бұрын
I´m somehow thinking Beavis & Butthead... ...sorry, dont wanna be disrespectfull. I think Theo is genius!
@flavourpunchh5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO OMG MAN 🤣🤣😃
@MrsLovelyPendragon5 жыл бұрын
Dead 🤣🤣🤣
@georgekarson65995 жыл бұрын
Add tom Brady
@therakai79332 жыл бұрын
Theo is freaking hilarious. This is one of the funniest subtle/not subtle episodes of the show
@johnsonevan11 Жыл бұрын
this is the best TED talk i've ever seen
@aurteekay63393 жыл бұрын
I love how everything Theo doesn’t understand fully is “the dark arts” 😂
@ilikemyowncomments90653 жыл бұрын
He usually refers to the dark arts as things that are bad for your soul; coco, pr0n, master bait shun, impure thoughts Edit: i heard the part you were referring to, i think. About the sound waves from different MHz levels making patterns in sand. I don't think he didn't understand it as much as he was comparing it to how a Ouija board attracts "spirits" to spell words and phrases. Theo was raised in Louisiana lol Their religious beliefs can be pretty intense.
@oose28753 жыл бұрын
Does Joe have chew in his mouth?
@audhumbla69272 жыл бұрын
its not that he dont understand, he uses it to describe darker parts of life.
@RockyMountain4x42 жыл бұрын
This had me rolling 🤣
@Bonsoirmonamie2 жыл бұрын
@@ilikemyowncomments9065 dude analyzing theos content for facts about his life is like watching a cat to understand Shakespeare
@RRRRobbbb6 жыл бұрын
"I love salt." -Theo Von, 2019
@susie73366 жыл бұрын
Rob 🤣
@blakejones66486 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@MarcelPatillo6 жыл бұрын
Classic Theo 😂
@seaeaglesfan22766 жыл бұрын
“Owls are gross” - Theo von 2019
@mikem10066 жыл бұрын
"I met Buzz Aldrin, he didn't seem like he'd been to the moon" -Theo Von, 2019
@UncleRandy735 жыл бұрын
Joe hears Rocky and runs faster Theo hears Rocky and punches his stepdad ... ha
@falaniko12315 жыл бұрын
What time is this lol
@maughty25915 жыл бұрын
@@falaniko1231 16:47
@Leo-yn5fx5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO!!!!
@ICYPROFITS5 жыл бұрын
I think he mixed up Rocky with 8 Mile
@mikeholtze2 жыл бұрын
@@falaniko1231 88w888>I 3
@brandonbaumgardner4803 Жыл бұрын
The way Theo said “I hope not” when they talked about a pedo ring was so genuine
@wadewade85216 жыл бұрын
"Well I'm surprised we don't have more ghost animals"
@stevex84096 жыл бұрын
That was a classic lol
@cgates26 жыл бұрын
How does Joe not fucking acknowledge that line? He either deliberately ignored Theo there or he’s warp speed high.
@KentRodgman6 жыл бұрын
@@cgates2 every podcast with Theo, Joe totally ignores at least a dozen of these beautiful one liners that Theo drops. I can't tell if he's just puts them so casually out there and drops them so subtle that Joe's too high to notice, or there's just too many to catch all the time haha
@stevetaylor91216 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite line
@kyleserrecchia53006 жыл бұрын
That’s some seriously smart shit. Hilarious smart shit haha
@Dymaxxion6 жыл бұрын
Theo von is great. His absurd comedy is absolutely amazing. Just like Norm he pretends to be aloof and dumb when in actuality he's very aware and intelligent. His wit is refreshing.
@frankwindchester2246 жыл бұрын
Outer Drive Fuck you Theo I live off $8000 a year i work full time. no car -30°F all winter on the border or MINNESOTA International Falls. There are no Jobs. None unless you know someone in the paper mill. Everyone lost EVERYTHING when they went to robotics. 2000 jobs GONE. Now there is no town economy. I CANT LEAVE. IM STUCK I LIVE 3 hours from anything without a car along with the other 40% of ADULTS. SOBER(cant afford drugs) LAW ABIDING HARD WORKING 40 hour a week working jobs. We dont know anyone anywhere else. We will 100% homeless if we leave. No fucking bullshit WE ARE STUCK!! You naysaying over George Carlin? FUCK YOU DUDE YOU HAVE FUCKING MONEY!! With this after three month WE CAN LEAVE OR STAND UP TO THE COOPERATION RUNNING OUR TOWN. WE HAVE THE OPTION TO NOT BE SLAVES!! Get it you selfish piece of shit Theo Von? Did you hear me? You dont care about us? I hope you to be cursed. I hope you lose everything!! AND NEVER ABLE TO RECOVERY NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. You're an awful awful person for showing your true selfish colors.
@muchtoohard6 жыл бұрын
@@frankwindchester224 what
@FormulaMonte6 жыл бұрын
@@frankwindchester224 hey buddy.......you wanna talk about it?
@blurfan3756 жыл бұрын
Outer Drive so glad someone sees a comparison to Norm and Theo👌👌
@lilnbp356 жыл бұрын
Lmao intelligent he started the show by saying that in the future we should use animals for sending messages because most animals don’t have a use they just sit around... there are so many things wrong with that 😂
@pahsodium86755 жыл бұрын
Can someone make a compilation of all Theo’s jokes that Joe missed
@josephmccoy23295 жыл бұрын
Pah Sodium i feel like it was the nick swardson 2.0 podcast
@shrutefarms47415 жыл бұрын
The first time Theo was on he literally missed every single one of his one liners or spoke right over it. Was sooooo frustrating. Joe just isn’t silly enough.
@domonicwilliamson64515 жыл бұрын
Lol “like nude jerksey “ hahaha
@smsmllwd5 жыл бұрын
Darlene conner... shot milk out my nose
@smsmllwd5 жыл бұрын
Toyota trucks and bacon too...
@JesseAllenJr7 ай бұрын
Love how Jamie cut to himself in the first 30 seconds because hes that dedicated to his job regardless of the fallout 🤣🤣 This will forever be a goated episode
@jackhammer09255 жыл бұрын
Theo is one of the funniest people I’ve ever heard . His timing and the random stuff he comes up with are borderline genius! One of my top 3 comedians
@jackhammer09255 жыл бұрын
K King little bit, been looking for new comedians besides bill burr and the like to watch. Randomly checked out this podcast then checked him out. Funny dude
@tannerchopp21075 жыл бұрын
He gets the golden ratio
@kevingrayling55455 жыл бұрын
Deffinetly.. I agree with u and he's my favorite actually
@yesitsmecsd5 жыл бұрын
I first watched him on h3 podcast, guy had me cracking up the ENTIRE TIME!! I've now watched about 6 podcast with him as a guest and 5 or so of his own show...this guy is absolutely genius, in a goofy wtf kinda way!
@thegreekdeal47475 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of norm macdonald one of the few comedians that actually make me laugh out loud.
@jonathonneale5606 жыл бұрын
Just lowkey drops the fact Stallone is coming on
@FireMrshlBill6 жыл бұрын
Haha, ya. Hope it is relatively soon.
@WhackashitCollaborations6 жыл бұрын
That was the highest of keys Linus Tech Tips kind of dropping of that news. What you talkin about Willis? Joe literally said it lol.
@GeneralTHC6 жыл бұрын
No doubt. He's never had, and I don't how he could possibly ever have, a bigger celebrity.
@gratefuldoge85986 жыл бұрын
FireMrshlBill the guy from those avenger movies?
@capatheist6 жыл бұрын
GeneralTHC Mel Gibson, lance armstrong, James hetfield, Steve Tyler, guy Richie, soon to be Kanye west..... and more I can’t think of off the top of my head...
@shaggydudegaming3 жыл бұрын
One day Joe’s podcasts will be time capsules. If you are a fan now just imagine 20-30 years from now. It’ll be such a trip listening to these. Dear Lord I hope that the world goes in a good direction
@antonialange9492 жыл бұрын
Yess
@ryguy-qh2qk2 жыл бұрын
We are fucked
@peeron68292 жыл бұрын
@@ryguy-qh2qk yes
@Rontlc33172 жыл бұрын
We’ll b in heaven soon dude
@jkarrhysaw Жыл бұрын
Theo has what I like to call “southern sarcasm” 😂
@kingryan695 жыл бұрын
its actually annoying how many times Theos jokes go right over Joes head.
@LunalovaniaGaming4 жыл бұрын
@The Deathless 😂👍
@OGC5584 жыл бұрын
Is it possible Joe just doesnt find it that funny?
@bughouseweirdo95954 жыл бұрын
@@OGC558 joe is 500 times less funny than theo
@stevekastner28254 жыл бұрын
kingryan69 The jokes are not going over Joe’s head he just chooses not to respond to them because he’s having a different conversation the jokes are stupid
@stevekastner28254 жыл бұрын
Colby Kelley yes thank you and how many people on here didn’t get that
@conradbarrett66 жыл бұрын
Theo von looks like he could be the third character in beevis n butthead
@itsGaleZ6 жыл бұрын
Conrad Schleicher lmaooo
@ryanroland64266 жыл бұрын
💯
@pgorodiloff6 жыл бұрын
S
@reptilianmachine6 жыл бұрын
9:09 almost died
@johnathangarcia81386 жыл бұрын
That might be the greatest description of Theo Von I've ever known
@jayglamx35 жыл бұрын
I love that Theo is just Theo. Nothing more, nothing less. Always just Theo.
@tyroneshoelaces32514 жыл бұрын
I just discovered this guy 😒 he's great. "I used to love being erect as a child". Who even says that? Love the things that fall out of this guy's mouth
@vandavang7 Жыл бұрын
"let's go get some tinfoil" is an underrated line
@ANANGRYCRACKR6 жыл бұрын
Theo: "What if semen could defy gravity? What do you think about that?" Joe: "I dont" Lmfao
@93siguy6 жыл бұрын
tprigge0922 I wonder where he was going with that lol
@jaxx07076 жыл бұрын
LMAO yep Joe cracks me up cuz he'll cut u off in a NY second
@Wandering_Chemist6 жыл бұрын
Ohhh shit we posted the same thing!! Yes! Love parallel thinking! That cracked me up too man! Literally made my day man! Glad someone else appreciated this as much as me! Love you brother, great minds!
@mykmcgrane6 жыл бұрын
That jumped out at me as quotable too, lol
@erdemmemisyazici39506 жыл бұрын
I feel like Theo Von grew up to be 16 and said this is good, I don't need to change any more than this.
@Scott-jj7sr6 жыл бұрын
Joe talks about stand up comedians like they’re a race of people lol
@ItsKyleMang6 жыл бұрын
They are the supreme race.
@XYourBest6 жыл бұрын
For all his talk about tribalism being the worst thing about humans he sure uses it to his advantage.
@rubenvillarreal84856 жыл бұрын
I feel u it’s annoying lol
@MoneyHeistVisuals6 жыл бұрын
No Name I just think he has a different type of relationship with those people. Theo is a damn comedian and one of joes friends. Neil is a worldwide known scientist obviously things should be more serious between them.
@Damiensissues6 жыл бұрын
its a validation thing. I love the podcast but joe takes every possible opportunity to speak as an authority/expert about stand up and also to indirectly put himself in the same category as the comedy greats and give himself an ego boost by subtly mentioning himself with the legends
@danielmunter26366 жыл бұрын
This dude is stupid funny! "An eleventh of a handful" 🤣🤣
@Tyler-yq8hp Жыл бұрын
Theo really said a peacock looks like a twink headed out for a night on the town. I am fuckinggg cryyyyying right now!😂
@_VR_8 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaaooooo
@jamarrogers29855 ай бұрын
@@_VR_8☠️☠️☠️if that isn't descriptive enough....
@tedphillips31195 жыл бұрын
I spit all over myself when Theo asked if the evacuations were because of bees.
@beastxcore17215 жыл бұрын
Tedwardo Feliz so fucking random 💯🤣🤣
@davesanny40696 жыл бұрын
You can tell Theo is a top bloke, that mate you always enjoy hanging out with.
@michaelanderson23856 жыл бұрын
Hey this is America bro, don't fuckin say bloke cuckboy master-flex
@davesanny40696 жыл бұрын
@@michaelanderson2385 ummm duhhhahhhaaaa no worries bloke enjoy ur day bloke luv ya #Bloke
@dumpc6 жыл бұрын
What the fuck lmaoooo @@michaelanderson2385
@sulla1756 жыл бұрын
@@michaelanderson2385 I can't tell if you're joking or if you actually think the internet is also America.
@shaneglover95836 жыл бұрын
Michael Anderson are all Americans fuckwits like oneself?
@jamesrelinski88535 жыл бұрын
That young man is definitely bringing the mullet back. More power to ya son.
@123mcgarrigle5 жыл бұрын
benadryl cabbagepatch - That young hitta gang gang.
@MetalizedButt5 жыл бұрын
Mullet was blowing up again all over south korea earlier this year bruh look it up. Was there in April and everyone had a mullet.
@llilly-lilith51165 жыл бұрын
Through my prehiperal vision the end of your comment says "Mike tyson" lol
@MrAlwaysRight5 жыл бұрын
It looks so good on him you don't even notice.
@heedlessed79525 жыл бұрын
Business in the front, Party in the back.
@pallinagialla978 ай бұрын
I'm watching this in 2024 and it's incredible how things have changed in 5 years...
@darnitthelma42473 ай бұрын
Same here!
@henrytiffanyr3 жыл бұрын
I love how casually Theo Von brings up horribly traumatizing stuff and just glazes right on over it.
@mialuvsmac16963 жыл бұрын
pisces
@RampClosed682 жыл бұрын
@@mialuvsmac1696 shut
@brazenellis49502 жыл бұрын
joe: doing the rocky song theo: yea like make you want to hit your step dad!
@PeterWFishing2 жыл бұрын
like pissing in a circle around his bed every night to the point where it would crystallize in the carpet like dang bro that’s heavy stuff if you think about it a little
@jamesc82092 жыл бұрын
@@mialuvsmac1696 Astrology is bullshit. The Earth moves similar to a spinning top, and the movement means the the constellations are in a completely different place every day and only re-align to the day every 25,800 years. In other words if Astrology was true, there'd be a difference by day within a 25,800 year period, not by month per year.
@mingywantwingy13795 жыл бұрын
Theo needs to be on every podcast
@codyroberts99935 жыл бұрын
He has is own check it out it's dope
@beastxcore17215 жыл бұрын
epic background comments
@ianschmitt56696 жыл бұрын
Jamie: “I think its salt” Theo: “I love salt” 17:50
@Justinlifts3656 жыл бұрын
like who the fuck has ever said that😂
@jonnnyonion6 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Alexander_Tronstad6 жыл бұрын
It's insane that this didn't get even a chuckle.
@HereComeTheTrainComingBlues6 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@clamsoup Жыл бұрын
Thank the powers for a long form podcast that's 4 years old on KZbin Joe and Theo? Yes!
@derekpelotte13786 жыл бұрын
Theo: It's spring Joe: It's the middle of January Theo: You're just not open minded By the end, Joe was getting it
@dashiit17486 жыл бұрын
Heres a video of Joe Rogan Forcing Mike Tyson to do Cocaine! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2iaoGZogpV9ack It's Hilarious!
@codyclarke84046 жыл бұрын
Theo doesn't like owls because he's the Rat King🐀👑 Gang Gang
@obbah18186 жыл бұрын
That's the dark arts
@Einstein0fRap6 жыл бұрын
#RatKingKingdom
@barahng6 жыл бұрын
Good instincts, the owl is commonly used in illuminati/satanic symbolism.
@lewis65906 жыл бұрын
@@obbah1818 I got legit worried when Joe started steering the beginning of the podcast too far into the dark arts. Amniotic sac babies are maybe the darkest art I can think of.
@Dave-mk9bw6 жыл бұрын
Do you think there's ghosts at the comedy store though?
@xx-gd1gb6 жыл бұрын
Theo is so funny and just radiates happiness and good vibes
@ingehaughommadsen64956 жыл бұрын
Yeah... IF he gets to talk...
@senorpepper34056 жыл бұрын
hes a little out there
@jameslutian19776 жыл бұрын
Awesome dude, great talent. Rogan once again fucked up another great interview. It's getting old.
@DONTOURAGETV3 ай бұрын
“Is that Sheryl Swoopes ?” Theo is so random , but his references are on the money